tried to escape in a pickup truck. when that truck was crushed, they realized they were trapped, several men were so depressed they didn't get out of their cots for 17 days. there was no way they could imagine they would end up as the toast of the global community. it struck me that, heaven forbid, if any of us should find ourselves in such a god forsaken situation, we should just hope that our nation rallies behind us the way chile did here. more on that interview tomorrow on "good morning america." until then, for all of us at abc news, good night, america.

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and music from mark ronson and the business international. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, all kidding aside, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. your applause means more to me than you can ever imagine. i'm here to rescue you from all the rescue coverage on television. it's been nice to finally have a story about endangered miners that doesn't involve r kelly. too soon?

as of a couple of hours ago, all the miners have been brought to safety. every -- [ cheers and applause ] every news network covered every minute of it. you can see here, not only did they bring the miners up, they also hooked a 400-pound marlin. is it just me or did the news networks try to make this seem more dangerous than it actually was? everyone was healthy, they dug a hole, they built an elevator, one by one, they brought them up. it's not like we had 33 baby jessicas down there. last night, when the first miner came up, one of our producers suddenly became sexually aroused in my office. that's her, erin. erin, you have the holtz for these guys? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she apparently isn't the only one that felt the surge of copper miner excitement in her loins. women all around the world have been filled with lustful

thoughts. that's why i'm going to make a million dollars with this. the 2011 men of the chilean mine wall calendar. that's january. that's april. july. december, of course. i don't want to give all the months away, because i want to sell some of these things, but suffice to say -- is that it, guillermo? >> that's it. >> jimmy: thank you. you know, sex has been a topic for these guys after 70 days underground. five of the miners wives, as a result of this ordeal, have come face to face with their husband's mistresses. they met, like -- one miner has four women fighting over him including a wife and two women with whom he has children. who knew miners were such players? i had no idea. this whole thing is like a big episode of "flavor of love." right now, gloria allred is winging her way to chile to sue the mountain, so -- the whole

mess already has inspired a new reality dating show. look at this. >> 33 rescued miners. 67 angry women. in one house, 80 feet underground. this time, we can't promise they'll make it out. "miner pad." miner love, major drama. only on oxygen. >> jimmy: that is going to be bueno. so -- [ applause ] the second miner, the miner who came out second is a guy named mario sepulveda, he's the guy -- he hosted, like, the coverage with the camera they sent down. they sent a camera down and he was the guy -- they call him super mario, because that's what you call anyone named mario who does anything. as far as i know, he's the only one who brought gifts up from the mine.

>> jimmy: you knows it's the thought that counts, really. this has been the most widely covered chilean mine rescue, maybe in history. everyone is covering it. they carried it live this morning on "the view." pay special attention to the applause meter. >> another miner just got rescued. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, now watch the applause meter for this. >> well, national spa week is here and we are giving members of our studio audience for a spa week gift card to use at their favorite spa! [ applause ] >> jimmy: just goes to show you, people are the worst. so, they're all out and now we can go back to not caring about anything that happens in chile, okay?

this is kind of interesting. according to ancestry.com, sarah palin and rush limbaugh are president obama's tenth cousins. which means sarah palin and rush limbaugh are secret muslims. it is confusing, though. i don't know what to think. one minute, obama is an illegal immigrant, the next thing you know, he's the lost limbaugh. it turns out obama and palin share family genes. specifically, mom jeans. the president was -- they say he was amused by the revelation, and, well, sarah palin, i guess now we know why the main stream media treats her so unfairly, it's because she's black. on cnn tonight, they took a break from chilean miner whack a mole, which would be a great game, by the way, for a debate they aired nationally a debate between two delaware senate conditions, mostly because christie o'donnell is a nut.

she's the woman, she campaigned against masturbation and admitted she dabbled in witchcraft. she's not polling very well in delaware, she's down 18 points. when given a choice, most delaware voters said they would rather vote for the lion or the wardrobe. but she insists that she's matured since her witchcraft days, which we all -- let's be honest, we were all witches at one time or not. and she -- she handled the older, more seasoned chris koons very well, i think. >> the pizza shop owner who makes $300,000 before they pay their four employees -- >> you can respond. >> we're going to try to have a conversation this evening, rather than just a die tribe, if we could. it would be helpful to have an exchange of ideas and to let each of us take turns, so, thank you for moderating, wolf. >> jimmy: finally, a candidate who is not afraid to eat garbage. [ applause ] in -- in celebrity news, lindsay

lohan, you remember her? she's in rehab right now. she was caught sneaking out of rehab with another patient. they were trying to climb a fence to buy a soda. guessing coke. but -- i don't know that for a fact. but can you blame her? for years, we've been hearing obey your thirst who are we supposed to listen to. as a result, lindsay will be executed by lethal injection sometime next week. that's -- no -- [ applause ] people are applauding? oh. one more thing. if i can play bob barker for a second. guillermo, can i do that? >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] today is the fourth annual pet obesity awareness day. which is a nice way of telling your dog it's fat, i mean, it's -- according to the association for pet obesity prevention, which exists, more

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>> jimmy: hi there. you surprised me. tonight on the show, we have got two very unusual, very funny men. you may know them from "tim and eric awesome show great job." they're here tonight to introduce us to a new holiday they invented. tim and eric are here. >> it's free. real estate. >> we're giving you land. >> it's free. >> we're giving you a house. >> it's free. >> it's a free house for you. >> this is free. >> you got to bring furniture. but the house is free. >> it's free. >> you unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate. >> two bedroom house, it's got a pool in the back. >> carrying this around all day. it's for your house.

>> free el estate. >> jim, come get your free land. >> it's a free house. >> jim! >> the house is free. >> it's a free house. >> it's free real estate. >> jimmy: that's tim and eric. they will be here tonight. then later on, a grammy award-winning producer who has his own record now. it's called "record collection"" mark ronson and the business international from the bud light outdoor stage. a lot of kids out there to see that. tomorrow night -- katherine heigl will be here. julia stiles will be with us, and we'll hear music from nas and damian marley. so tune in tomorrow night, please. our first guest this evening got an oscar nomination for her very first movie, and along the way, actually got to touch oprah. you can see her now as a wise cracking high school student on the cancer-themed comedy "the big c." >> look, i just wanted to say that, i didn't mean what i said at the party last week. i mean, i think you're cool.

and i just kind of want things to go back to the way they were. so we're good? >> why don't you prove it? >> how? >> lick my locker. >> what? no. that is gross. >> you ain't that sorry then. "the big c" airs mondays at 10:30 p.m. on showtime. please welcome gabourey sidibe. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: delightful to have you here. >> hello. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> hanging out, chilling. >> jimmy: what have you been up to? >> i'm actually on vacation for the first time in forever. >> jimmy: nice. >> i worked like a full year, dude. >> jimmy: wow. is that a lot? >> yeah, it's a lot. usually. >> jimmy: what have you been doing? what is your vacation been like? >> i took a trip to amsterdam. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> any partiers out there? >> jimmy: why -- why did you decide to go to amsterdam? >> i won this award or something like that, so -- like, some award. and then i parlayed it into three days in amsterdam. >> jimmy: what did you do while you were there? you know what i'm getting at, right? >> i know what you're getting out. >> jimmy: you are wearing a green dress. >> i have to say, i'm a nerd, and i don't smoke pot. >> jimmy: oh, all right, that's good. >> people were so excited that i was going there, oh, you're

going to get so high, and i'm like, i'm actually not into it. and i -- i went to a souvenir shop and just wanted to buy a regular lollypop and i accidentally bought weed lolly pops. so, i stick it in my mouth and it says, weed -- i get so scared. i'm like a nerd. i'm like, oh, crap, i just bought weed. and i'm like -- i felt like a criminal. and i'm texting my friends, i'm like, i just bought weed, my heart is racing. and it turns out, it wasn't weed pops, it was weed-flavored pops, so, i'm having, like, whi'm thinking i'm high and i'm really just stupid. >> jimmy: so you get the worst -- the flayer of pot -- >> who would want to suck a weed -- >> jimmy: they sell them probably to people that think that actually -- think, oh,

great, i'm getting a weed lollypop. did you go to the red light district? >> i did. i'm that kind of girl. >> jimmy: what did you think of that? >> well, i took a tour. it's so crazy. so, like, the prostitutes there, like, pay taxes, they like, have health insurance and everything. and it's like, the red light district is right next to a church and in the middle of all these win domes with ladies in them, like, oh, like that all the time, and they're wearing bikinis and lingerie and stuff, there is seriously an elementary school in between these windows. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. and the kids that go there, like, are 4, 5 years old, until they are 9 or 10, and they tell the kids when they start going that the ladies are just getting ready to go to the beach. yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, by the time they graduate, they know what's up. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. by the time they're 4 1/2 they probably know. all you need is one older brother and that -- wow. >> banging at the win domes. >> jimmy: that's something.

you had a good time there? >> a lot of fun. >> jimmy: did you see -- did you go to the anne frank house or anything like that, or go to the rep grant museum? >> i went to the van gogh museum. snore. >> jimmy: no hookers there. >> no, i wasn't that interested. but i went to, like, while i -- i really spent most of time time in the red light district. again, i'm that girl. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you had two -- you have two roommates last time you were here. >> last time, yes. >> jimmy: are they gone now? >> i'm gone. >> jimmy: you left their apartment? >> yeah, well, like, the thing is, one of them was weird and the two of us that were cool, like, it was two of them. the two of us that are cool, we moved on to bigger and better things in manhattan. >> jimmy: was the one that's weird know that she or he is the one -- >> he knows. he knows who he is. >> jimmy: he's weird, i got you. because the way i look at it, you can't be an oscar nominee and have roommates.

it's against the natural order of life. >> i think i could have done it if that one dude wasn't weird. >> jimmy: you are living by yourself? >> yes, i do. like a big girl. >> reporter: you prefer that? >> yeah, it's got really good moments. it's scary and weird, like, because i live alone, all of my food spoils because i can't eat it fast enough. ha, ha, i see your joke. but i can't eat it. like -- >> jimmy: because you eat out, you're not home much? >> i'm pretty sure there's a burrito there from the first day i moved in. yeah, i'm lazy. but also, like, i -- it's weird to sleep there alone because, like, i'm not afraid, because i have, lots of security, but there's no security system that protects you from ghosts. i'm afraid of ghosts. >> jimmy: you've had a ghost problem? >> are you going to think i'm crazy if i answer yes, because yes. >> jimmy: you have? for real? for real? >> not in my current house.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to hear about this. >> i mean, not in my current house, but i -- when i was growing up in my apartment in brooklyn as a kid, my brother and inused to play with ghosts and i know i sound, like, crazy, but it happened. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> well, like, i remember a woman in a wedding dress and i remember a cowboy, but they weren't -- i know. >> jimmy: there's no cowboys in brookl brooklyn. >> well, there was a rumor that my building was built on a burial ground. >> jimmy: of course. >> whose isn't, right? >> jimmy: usually an indian burial ground. not a cowboy burial ground. it's backwards. i grew up in brooklyn, i never saw the ghost i was there. but sometimes kids, i think, like, i don't know if they're half dreaming or imaginary friends, they convince each other when it's a brother and sister. my kids thought they saw a ghost in the house. >> maybe they did and you just don't trust your kids. >> jimmy: that's probably true.

>> maybe it was the pot lollypops i leave laying around. this show, "the big c," is a comedy, which is -- i guess after "precious" you wanted to do something a little lighter? so you do a show about chancer? >> yeah, i really did. yeah. >> jimmy: picked up for a second season, so, congratulations on that. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you -- you had to -- you do, i mean, like, women, you did something very nice today, you came -- you actually came by my office today. >> yeah, i want to thank you for taking part in this charity that's really near and dear to my heart. >> jimmy:fully m my pleasure. [ applause ] i do what i can. >> i actually brought a clip of it. so amazing. >> jimmy: we don't need to see that. >> no, we need to see this. >> jimmy: it seems a little bit unnecessary. >> do you guys not want to see this? [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, well, let's --

>> hey, jimmy. >> oh, hey, what's happening? how are you? >> doing good. >> jimmy: i'm making these. >> she's going to love that. >> jimmy: great. is she here? >> yeah, emily, come on in. >> jimmy: hi. do you like, um, pickle bunnies? there you go. what's your name? >> emily. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> connecticut. >> jimmy: oh, connecticut, huh? how old are you? >> 7. >> jimmy: and you watch my show every night? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do. and you think i'm really funny. >> when are we going to disneyland? >> soon, soon. >> jimmy: well, you know, i have some stuff for you. i have a shirt and a mug. kids love mugs, right? and i have pictures of myself that i'll write things on them, you can sell them to your

friends -- >> jimmy, emily's make a dream wasn't just to meet you. >> it wasn't? well, what was it? >> it was to kick a celebrity in the nuts. >> jimmy: what? >> i dreamed i could kick you in the nuts. >> jimmy: what? what kind of a dream is that? >> it's her dream. >> jimmy: well, that's a terrible dream. that's mean. you're mean. you're a mean little girl. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: what? she wants to kick my nuts. please don't cry. i just want to know why. why do you want to kick my nuts? >> because i saw you on tv and then i thought, some day i hope i get to kick that guy in the nuts and now i'm dying. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you know, i have an idea. how about justin bieber? you could kick him in the nuts.

>> i don't want to kick him, i want to kick you! >> just let her kick you. >> jimmy: she doesn't even look sick. >> please? >> jimmy: i'm sorry, but i just -- >> jimmy, i got to confess something. >> jimmy: what? >> emily doesn't have a disease. >> jimmy: she doesn't? >> nope. >> jimmy: when why did you -- why? >> because. gabby gotcha. >> gabby gotcha. thursdays at 9:00. on vh1. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, again, i had good intentions. gabourey sidibe, everybody. watch her on "the big c" monday

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>> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. still to come, mark ronson and the business international will be here. our next guests are very, very funny men. on december 5th, their holiday special, "imand eric, awesome show, great job chrimbus special" is perched to topple charlie brown. and their live tour of the united states kicks off november 1st in seattle. from "adult swim," please welcome tim and eric. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. >> jimmy, nice to see you. >> jimmy: you look different. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you do look a little bit different than, i guess, than i'm used to seeing you on

television. >> it's messed up, jimmy. we told your stage manager you can ask us anything but about our looks. >> jimmy: josh didn't say that. >> we're not talking about our looks. this is who we are, the choice we made. >> jimmy: okay. it's very colorful, is all i'm saying. >> yeah, well -- if you must know, there was a little accident about a month ago and we're coping with that. we're in an incredible amount of pain. >> it was a disaster, jimmy. >> jimmy: were you hit by siegfried and relationship's tour bus? >> let me just put it to you this way. the combination of a small boat and a fireplace don't work well together. >> you get my uncle harrison and ten white russians and it's a freaking catastrophe. >> jimmy: i didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. >> well, you've succeeded. >> jimmy: it was not my intention. >> we cleared it with josh. >> jimmy: josh didn't mention it to me, so --

>> i don't know if you want to put a spotlight on the way we look. this is who we are -- >> jimmy: i didn't mean to focus on that. >> let's move past it then. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, that's fine. >> you know, we come out here with so much energy. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i don't know what to say, other than i didn't know. josh didn't say anything. and i'll speak to him after the show. >> i suggest you do. >> jimmy: i absolutely will. can we move on? >> let's move on, please, yes. >> jimmy: well, how about your tour? you have a tour -- >> absolutely yes. >> very excited about going on tour. we can't wait to get out there and see the rest of the country. >> jimmy: so, what is -- what is -- what is a tim and eric show, a live show like? >> jimmy, it's going to be spectacular. we got singing. we've got dancing, we've got wonderful outfits every night, 30 days, 30 cities, let's do this. >> but i got to tell you -- jim, it is not easy getting out

there, every day, we're already in incredible pain from the accident, so it takes a lot of conditioning just to get up every day and get the show going. >> jimmy: well, 30 shows in 30 days, that's a lot of -- >> it's browal, jimmy. >> jimmy: how do you prepare yourself for something like that? >> well, we have a series of stretches that we do. >> exercises. >> and we talked to him about possibly showing you -- is that something we could do? >> jimmy: about what? >> showing the stretching. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, go ahead, yeah. >> okay. show you how we get ready for the tour. >> jimmy: we'd love to see that. >> so, all we do, we get together like this and we try to find our core center because it's important to keep the core strength. >> we do a big breath in. >> i get down into this -- into this position and i can easily just go like this --

>> jimmy: uh-huh, okay. all right. >> and we'll go -- >> three, two, one -- >> that really strengthens your diaphragm. >> jimmy: and how often -- >> that's every morning at 6:00 a.m. and if we're -- when we do this for the show, i'll go like, and we won't do the whole thing now -- >> jimmy: more of a -- yeah. >> we'll do that when we come out here and do it live. >> jimmy: that's great. that seems like a lot of entertainment there. >> you want to take it from one? >> and just don't ask us about the look. >> jimmy: i don't understand what you're talking about. when you do what live? >> josh said this is a dress rehearsal. when we shoot this for tv -- >> we do the actual interview for -- >> jimmy: no, this is not a rehearsal. this is the -- this is the show.

were you talking to the right josh back there if. >> there's a man named josh, red hair -- >> jimmy: no, that is not our josh. >> okay. >> jimmy, we're live? >> i didn't mean to freak you out. we can't really start over, because -- >> jimmy -- can we take it -- >> jimmy: we can't take a two. what do you mean by that, exactly, because i'm worried about the couch. guys, it's -- [ applause ] can i -- hold on a second. >> hold on a minute now. >> jimmy: just reset. go ahead. >> i'd like to talk to my friend for a second. this is not the way we worked it out. >> we're professionals here. we find our focus, we do this. this is our opportunity. we have to get things out. we have to explain to these people who we are. we have to make it a great -- >> tim. this is hollywood. this is the big time. slap my face. >> let's do it.

>> we're back with you. glad to be with you. >> jimmy: and can i say -- can you tell us about, because you have a holiday special coming out and not just for any -- you've come up with your own holiday. >> that's right, jimmy. we're here to talk about crimbus. >> so excited. >> december 5th. traditionally a lunch holiday. it's -- >> jimmy: a lunch holiday? >> supposed to be celebrated during the lunch hour. >> this is the way it works, jim. winterman comes to your calf tier are, he comes inside and inspects your crimbus -- >> jimmy: winter man? >> bush. it's a small decorative bush that you keep in the cafeteria, and if that's a trim bush and if that bush is wet, winterman will leave you a present. >> that's right. you got to keep your bush trimmed and wet. that's all we want. >> that's the only rule.

>> jimmy: do you buy gifts? >> well, speaking of which -- i know it's early. i hope you don't mind. i'm so excited. >> you guys want to see a crimbus gift? >> jimmy: i especially would like one. >> i don't know if his bush is trimmed and wet, i can't say for sure. >> i don't want to know. >> i don't want to know. we didn't talk about saying that. how funny. off the cuff. we script most things out. that was from -- >> jimmy: i like it. work that in. >> let's bring it out. come on. >> come on, guillermo. >> jimmy: guillermo is helping you with that. >> a little gift. >> oh, look at this. >> jimmy: thank you. are these the colors of crimbus? >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's one of the tv easy to open boxes. oh -- what is this? >> this is a shrimp cake. >> jimmy: wow, it smells terrible. well, look at that. it's got a little cocktail

reservoir. >> the shrimps are decorative -- don't eat that. there's a real one backstage. but that's been sitting in my car for three days. >> jimmy: women, thank you so much. i feel like i'm having a birthday at the red lobster. >> you have the sweet and the savory. we hope you enjoy. >> jimmy: appreciate the gift and thank you for being here. tim and eric, everybody. watch their special on december 5th. and their live tour kicks off november 1st in seattle. tim and eric. we'll be right back with mark ronson and the business international. folks, applebee's 2 for 20 is better than ever this season.

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i sing a little melody instead ♪ ♪ i won't argue with myself today my legs are getting some hell my mama tells me ♪ ♪ i should stop go and get a real job that can't be the way that i roll ♪ ♪ and everybody's growing up having kids and paying rent and i'm getting count of it all ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪ thinking 'bout the girl i met a phone call that i haven't made yet ♪

♪ all the things i've done this week and all the things i should've done instead ♪ ♪ i sweep the pavements and the parks i hope i get home before it's dark ♪ ♪ my mama tells me i should stop go and get a real job that can't be ♪ ♪ the way that i roll ♪ and everybody's growing up having kids and paying rent and i'm getting count of it all ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪ i can't understand it but i can't really stand them girls love cars cars cause harm ♪ ♪ to the planet don't you wanna take a joyride on my tandem humming on a huffy ♪ ♪ don't i look so handsome

bass to bikes there so nice there priceless working on my calves ♪ ♪ the triceps to biceps bypass the gas stop at traffic lights i get a round-round ♪ ♪ without a driver's license hello, you walking farewell, i'm off then and i'm whipping ♪ ♪ through the city with a forty and a fifty polly popping on my wheelie my mama tells me ♪ ♪ i should stop go and get a real job that can't be the way that i roll ♪ ♪ and everybody's growing up having kids and paying rent and i'm getting count of it all ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪ gonna ride my bike until i get home gonna ride my bike until i get home ♪ ♪

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