so it's time now for tonight's "closing arguments." we return to the story of the duke university graduate student whose presentation naming and grading her sex partners became an online sensation. many expressed shock at the

impolicely casual approach to sex this mock thesis took. the presentation's very existence took on the air of scandal. we wondered about it would it have been as big a scandal if a guy had done this? tonight, we wanted to ask you, is there still a double standard for the sexual behavior of men and women or was there something else about this case that made this episode stand out on the internet? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night. >> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel here with new sierra mist natural, a reinvention of lemon-lime soda made with real sugar and nothing artificial, no preservatives, no artificial flavors and no artificial colors. >> together: hello, we are the flavors of new sierra mist natural. >> i am lemon.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- teri hatcher. from “the daily show,” aasif mandvi. and music from mgmt. with "cleto and the cletones." ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live ♪ and now heads up here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thank you for everything you do. i had a fun weekend. you know what i did this weekend? on saturday morning, i had a sex change operation. [ laughter ] i never had one before. and then on sunday, i had another operation to change back. and i tell you what i really appreciated watching football. i did. tonight, i skip football. monday night football. in favor of a real sport, celebrity ballroom dancing. which is -- am i the only one who misses michael bolton? i am? yeah, yeah? this week was a tv theme song -- or is tv theme song on "dancing with the stars." means the "dancing with the

stars" had to pick a tv theme song to dance to. terrific for florence henderson who had to tango to the theme from "the brady bunch." but some of the other contestant contestants -- seemed to me when it came to picking their songs like kurt warner kind of took the easy way out. >> dancing the quick step kurt warner and his partner anna. ♪ see, that's the theme to "lost." it's not really a song. we learned something terrifying about bristol palin after her dance tonight. >> carrie ann inaba. >> 6. >> len goodman. >> 6. >> bruno tonioli. >> 6. >> jimmy: she's the devil. bristol palin has the mark of

the beast. her mother's going to be furious. you know "dancing with the stars" is one of the most popular shows on tv. it's even more popular than "one tree hill" for instance. so naturally, here at abc, we're looking to expand that popularity, which is why we have a new show coming out next month called "skating with the stars." a couple years ago, fox had the show "skating with the celebrities." this is nothing like it. this is "skating with the stars." i remember when fox started that, it's like oh they ripped us off instead of dancing, it's skating. and now we are ripping it back off. it's like when o.j. broke into that hotel room to steal his memorabilia back, you know? it's technically ours but not really. but if this means i finally get a chance to see brian boitano sprain tiffany amber thiesen over his head i will die a happy man. or even better vanilla ice on ice, which is something -- the promos are already running. looks like an exciting show.

>> do you love seeing celebrities injure themselves on "dancing with the stars"? well, you ain't seen nothing yet. it's "skating with the stars." you'll see the hottest celebrities facing the most devastating injuries. concussions. contusions. fractures. blown knees. possibly even death. "skating with the stars." only on abc. celebrity death not guaranteed. >> jimmy: there you go. imagine that with knives on their feet. the chilean miners had their first weekend above ground in quite a while. they've already -- i guess they've already a degreed to a movie deal. even though there were dozens offers for studios eager to tell their story of living in the mine, they decided to do a remake of "saturday night fever" instead. the miners, all 33 of the miners made a pact not to talk about what went on in the mine. they're going to stick together to share whatever money they made. but a few of them said ah the hell with it we're going to speak out anyway. the first to speak was mario

sepulveda who they call super mario. not only did he speak to john quinones of abc news during the interview, he stripped naked and ran into the ocean. i thought it was illegal to make nude videos of miners but they did it. frolicking to and from. i get the feeling we're going to wish this guy never came up from down there. natalie morales was in chile this morning. one of the miners, a man named vikt every day, victor wrote a poem for his wife which -- to make the rest of the guys look bad, i think. victor wrote a poem for his wife every day. victor had the only pen. i don't know what to tell you. and today victor shared one of his cave poems. >> desperation set in during those first 19 days. they were dying and they knew it. victor escaped his hell in the people poems he wrote every day. he shared them with his 32 brothers and now with me.

physically, they're okay. emotionally, they have a long way to go. >> jimmy: very nice. it's like miner angelou down there. there's a massive bed bug infestation in new york city right now and it's cominge inging to your town soon. they're horrible little creatures. i guess they don't have jobs. lay around in bed all day and bite you. it's not just beds. they get into couches, chairs. anything with fabric. thanks to some enterprising new yorkers, help is on the way. >> one upper east side woman and her husband say they have a new weapon. >> seat defender is a product that will help protect you. we do not guarantee that you're not going to get a bed bug but it will greatly reduce the risk.

and there you are, protected. >> jimmy: wow, and then just leave the chair out on the street for the garbagemen to pick up and you've got -- that's an invention? that's a trash bag. the seat defender. you'd be better off just wearing one over your head at all times. keep the bugs from getting in. lakers star fard lamar odom has a new manager. he has hired his mother-in-law, kris jenner who is khloe kardashian's mom, to be his branding manager. according to his publicist, their first project together is a fragrance. it's lamar and khloe kardashian-odom's perfume. i don't know what they're going to call it but may i be so bold as to suggest lardash? it's got both their -- yes, i may. on cbs this morning, the debut of a new daytime talk show called "the talk." this is some idea for a show. they've assembled six women of

varying backgrounds to sit around and discuss the topics of the day. now, some people are calling it a rip-off of "the view." but it's not. "the view" has five women sitting around. "the talk" has an extra woman. it's like when jilllet came out with the mach 5. personally, i'm thrilled. sharon osbourne is like the barbara walters of this show. it looked like they have some good chemistry. >> i have to start off by busting you leah. you went on some food binge. >> i did. [ all women speaking at once ] >> -- i'm going to be okay. >> we'll be right back. >> jimmy: good right? is there nothing they agree on? meanwhile, on "regis & kelly" today, j-woww and snooki.

which delightresulted in this delight if i ful exchange. >> you had like a hookup? >> yeah, we hooked up three times. maybe four times. >> what's that mean hookup? what does that mean hookup? >> explain to him what hookup means. >> the pg-rated. >> what should i say? i don't even know. >> when two people get together and -- >> kiss. >> you actually kissed vinnie? >> yeah. >> no kidding. >> and some more stuff. >> touched. >> jimmy: wow, look at regis. regis is aroused. he's -- he is -- wouldn't that be the greatest celebrity couple ever? sorry, joy i'm leaving you for snooki! that's my regis. thank you. [ applause ] thank you. oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] midterm elections are i think two weeks away.

hofstra university hosted the debate for the candidates in new york today. also the candidate from the green party, the libertarian party and even a man representing a party i'd never heard of. >> mr. mcmillan. >> allow me to introduce myself. i represent the rent is too damn high party. people working 40 hours a week and some a third job. women can't afford to take care of the children, feed the children breakfast, lunch and dinner. my main job is to provide a roof over your head food on the table and money in your pocket. this is politics as usual. playing the silly game. it's not going to happen. the people i represent can't afford to pay their rent. they can't eat breakfast, lunch or continue are. listen, some child's stomach just growled. did you hear it? got to listen like me. >> okay, 30 seconds for you, sir. >> rent is too damn high -- >> thank you.

>> jimmy: you're welcome. you know, i tell you what, maybe -- maybe you could afford to pay your rent if you didn't spend all your money having your beard formed into snowballs. his name is jimmy mcmillan. jimmy mcmillan, the super villain. if the rents aren't lowered immediately, he will melt the statue of liberty with his radioactive facial hair. he's great. he's almost as good as basal marceau. you remember this guy? >> i want you all to vote for basil marceau. pledge of allegiance to the morning when you come out. and we all pray to god and say amen. and everyone have a nice day. >> jimmy: that's basil. he ran for governor of tennessee. unfortunately, he did not win his party's nomination. but he did win our hearts. we asked him to review the new "jack ass" movie. turns out, he did have some

type. here now is our new movie rue see ur basil marceaux. >> i had the opportunity to review a film called "jack-ass." it probably is one of the best at -- one of the best films i think i ever watched. it kept me on the seat. had vulgarness through the whole thing. all such vulgarness. we have pigs -- a pig taking an apple out of someone's anus. and stick it back in. and someone took a bite off of it. that's the weirdest thing i have ever seen. and we have a other great scene. we have a great big hand that's hiding behind the corner. every time someone walks by you smack him in the head. and knocked out with nowflour and

sugar all over himself. then we have a -- god this is way out there. guy who drank the water off someone's anus and -- i mean sweating and drank the water while he was sweating and he drank it and the puke went everywhere and -- i invite yours all to come out and watch this amazing film. i give this movie on a scale of 1 to 10 8 fingers. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that by the way -- 8 fingers is the best rating basil can give. he lost two fingers in a lawn mower accident. there's so many wonderful men and women who vie for the office of governor. one of them has a new reality show on tlc. tlc just released a promo for "sarah palin's alaska." followed her attempt to record the most animals killed in a year, i'm not sure. hasn't the last two years been her reality show?

usually you have to have 14 or 15 kids to get a show on tlc. but sarah palin is special. here's her promo. get ready for a lot of goshes and a lot of other adorable sarah-speak. >> sarah, you ready? >> oh, gosh, we are somewhere that people dream about. this is flipping fun. we can't ever just be satisfied with tranquility? i'd rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office. i'd rather be out here being free. >> sarah palin's alaska. >> jimmy: now, remember, she said she'd rather be outside being free than some political office. so let's keep that in mind come november 2012. [ applause ] sarah palin, by the way, isn't the only one with ties to the white house to score a reality show on tlc. dick cheney has a reality show coming out about his old stomping grounds too. >> dick cheney invites you on a special trip to his hometown. hell.

join dick for an up close and personal tour of everything hades. >> all aboard! >> from volcano climbing to lava rafting. >> whoo! >> to demon hunting. [ gunfires ] >> cannonball! >> "dick cheney's hell" premieres wednesday november 10th at 9:00. >> on tlc. >> jimmy: that should be good. we have a good show tonight. aasif mandvi is here. music from mgmt. we'll be right back with teri hatcher.

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then later, from brooklyn, their latest album is called "congratulations," fresh off their sold-out european tour, mgmt from the bud light stage. tomorrow night -- heidi klum, the next castoff from "dancing with the stars," unless it's bristol palin. think she's going to come? >> yeah, she's going to come. >> jimmy: no way. and music from "mumford & sons." later this week jenny mccarthy. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning actress who was voted “most likely to become a 'solid gold' dancer” by her high school class. we both were. you can see every sunday night

on “desperate housewives.” please say hello to teri hatcher. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you got the -- you're marketing your own product. >> my seat defender. i don't know what kind of people you keep in here when i'm not here. >> jimmy: makes a lot of sense to defend yourself -- >> it is creepy. they're making their way out here. it's like a big thing, the bed bugs. >> jimmy: they're crawling. are you worried about the bed bugs. >> i heard they'reheard they're in movie theaters now. you hear about it more in new york. last time i was in new york, there were stores like the big nike store and on fifth avenue like closed down. >> jimmy: because of bed bugs? >> yes, like closed shut no shopping. >> jimmy: they're in the movie theaters here in l.a.? >> don't know if they're here in l.a. >> jimmy: you could start a panic. >> they're making their way to

movie theaters. enough so the last time i went to a movie which was last week whatever, i sat down and i didn't do the seat defender -- well, i didn't know existed. now that i know. the good thing is just dry-cleaning bags. >> jimmy: don't tell the people -- >> i'm all about recycling. anyways. >> jimmy: you did actually worry about it where you sat? >> thought about it for a second. sort of did this. >> jimmy: can i tell you something about myself? i will think about it -- the moment one is sighted in los angeles -- oh, i'm not to the movies again this year. number one. but if there's one sighted in l.a., i will lay in bed just imagining they're all over me. i already think -- before the bed bug craze, i sometimes wake up with mysterious bites on me. >> i know. it's -- yeah. >> jimmy: you know i saw there's people in their beds right now beds that are teeming with bugs by the way. >> it's true it's true. >> jimmy: how are you? how's everything? >> i'm good. i got a new haircut.

>> jimmy: you did get a new haircut. i like it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is that a major step for you? >> it's kind of a big deal when you're on a tv show for a long time and you're sort of staying looking the same. as i think that you should. it's not that different. but somebody reported last week that i actually cut all my hair off and it was because they got a shot of me -- i had it back kind of in one of those low buns and so all they saw were just these little pieces and it looks like that i guess. like that, like i cut everything off. but i didn't cut everything off. but i like my new haircut. >> jimmy: when you say you, you didn't do it yourself did you? >> it's kind of an interesting story and don't do this at home. >> jimmy: you did do it yourself? >> i have had a couple issues going on. i have been working tremendously hard and on top of that i haven't been sleeping well. and -- or at all. and the reason i haven't been sleeping is because i have something called frozen shoulder. >> jimmy: what? is that like frozen yogurt? >> it is a real thing.

>> jimmy: frozen shoulder? >> when they told me what it was, it feels like one of those restless leg syndromes. it feels like one of those things you see on an infomercial and you go that's not real. it really is extremely painful. >> jimmy: your shoulder feels cold? an extreme case of the cold shoulder? >> it's actually frozen you're out. >> jimmy: it doesn't move? >> i can't -- if i go to do -- see, that's -- i'm not faking that. like ow. i can't believe i just did that on television. i just hurt it. so there are certain -- i can do this but i can't do that. there are certain movements. anyways, blah blah, lts s lots of pain, can't really solve it. apparently this is a condition that lasts for a year to two years and then goes away. the doctor said there's 40% of people with certain diseases that get it, which i don't have and the other 60% is just idiosyncratic. i said, does that mean i'm an idiot?

he said, no i'm an idiot because we can't figure out why we have it. apparently, there's inflammation inside the rotator cuff. it's really painful. so blah blah to my hair. so i'm not sleeping and i had been up. i'd taken my daughter to school. i worked a whole day. come back home. not slept. take my daughter to school. so it was about 30 hours that i was back home and i didn't have to be at work till -- it was a later call that night. i thought, i'll trick myself. i'll go to bed. it's now like 9:00 in the morning. i put my pajamas on and brushed my teeth, do the routine it will make me like i'm going to bed. and i'm in the bathroom. looking in the mirror. i go bangs. i think that would be a good idea. >> jimmy: oh, no. no. >> i swear, i wasn't drunk. but i took a pair of scissors and i just hacked it off. and then -- and then that's bad because then you're like half-hacked hair and other hair.

and then there's a point where you go wow, there's really no going back at this point, what do i do? and i sort of was in denial for about a day and then i called my hair dresser who's one of my best friends. was, like please help me. >> jimmy: what was her reaction when you got in there and she saw what you'd done? >> please don't ever do that again. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> we're kind of thinking it was a happy accident at this point. >> jimmy: it was, it worked out well. you gave yourself a pretty good haircut it looks like to me. >> i did not do this but i created the happy accident that resulted in this. >> jimmy: maybe that's why god gave you frozen shoulder to prevent you from cutting your own hair and then you tried to trick him by going with the right arm instead. >> sure, sure. >> jimmy: sometimes god gets confused about those sorts of things. >> so i'm a gimpy girl with a new haircut. >> jimmy: can i ask you about some things you posted on your facebook page? >> okay. >> jimmy: it appears you've been locked out almost naked of the set of "desperate housewives." >> okay, well that is what my wardrobe was that day on the

show. i've been spending a lot of days in lingerie. >> jimmy: and here you are -- who's the guy on the phone or whatever? >> i don't know. i have to ask the crew. that might be randy. i'm not sure. it might be paul. >> jimmy: you're playing -- your character is now doing adult video chat. >> well -- interesting that you bring that up. because we're -- we're headed that way in the show. she started with -- they're really in financial, you know straights. is that the expression? >> jimmy: yeah dire financial straights. >> there you go. i'm not in it so i didn't know. thank god. i'm so happy i'm not in it. >> jimmy: you save money by cutting your own hair. >> keep watching "desperate housewives." yeah, i do that. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: obviously, you're not doing this personally this is your character on the show who's -- >> well -- >> jimmy: we have a clip here. i think that will maybe help set

things up from this week's "desperate housewives." take a look. >> hi. i see some dirt under the coffee table. would you like me to vacuum? >> sure. right after you take off those and shake them. >> slow down. we've got 59 more minutes together. and isn't it sexier to warm each other up with some naughty talk first? >> i have to listen to my old lady's blah, blah blah all day long. loose the top so i can see those moneymakers. >> are you reading from a boob thesaurus? >> jimmy: is there a boob thesaurus? >> i don't know but if there is he has it because that was a lot of words for boobs. >> jimmy: is that an actual feltish? >> that men have? i wouldn't know.

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from "the daily show." he has a funny new movie called "today's special," which, oddly, you will have to wait for. it's opening november 19th. please say hello to aasif mandvi. [ applause ] smart thinking.

>> thank you. i was actually going to come out here in lingerie but i figured. >> jimmy: either one would have been fine. you don't know what teri hatcher has from that movie she went to. you can't be too careful now a days. how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i enjoyed your movie. it's really good. >> you saw it? oh, great, great. >> jimmy: either that or i'm a liar. did i pronounce your name correctly, by the way? >> aasif mandvi yes, yes. people have trouble with it. for a long time in my career people couldn't pronounce my name and now people come up to me -- since "the daily show" and say my name aasif mandvi you know, as if they want some kind of reward for saying it correctly. they look at me and go aasif mandvi. see how i said that? i said it right. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, was that a problem for you? >> in school, i -- when i took the s.a.t.s, you know in high school and i sat there in the cafeteria and the dean read off

all of the names of the students and he got to my name and literally mangled it worse than -- it came out something like -- [ speaking gibberish ] and i -- it was all -- in florida, it's all white kids one brown kid, and i'm laughing. i'm like "whose name is that? that's ridiculous. oh, it's me. oh, that's my name." >> jimmy: do people call you aas for short? >> they will now. thanks, jimmy, thanks for that. >> jimmy: where's your family from originally? >> i was born in india, grew up in the uk and then moved to tampa, florida. >> jimmy: oh, wow. what a place to go. >> thank you, thank you. nobody, not one person. yeah, that's where i went to high school. >> jimmy: you went to high school in tampa, florida. i would imagine, that would be quite a difference from -- >> yeah, sure. when i was growing up as a kid

in england, i went to like a private school that was basically like harry potter without all the magic and the flying. and then i came to florida and it was just girls in bikinis and -- on rollerblades -- >> jimmy: and women selling hot dogs in g-strings, right? on the corner? >> that is florida right there. >> jimmy: i lived in tampa for a year. >> did you live there? >> jimmy: i did, i lived there for a year. >> it's just that and strip clubs. that's the whole -- >> jimmy: strip club church tgi fridays, strip club church tgi fridays, et cetera. >> exactly. >> jimmy: that's pretty much -- >> i lived in the et cetera. >> jimmy: are your parents -- now, in the movie -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: your -- well your character has a mom and dad in the movie. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is the movie based on your actual parents? >> yeah. well you know yeah, it's -- my, my -- the father in the movie is actually called hakeem and that's my father's name. i've taken sort of my real life -- >> jimmy: did they like that? >> they did. the only complaint my dad has,

he said, you know, why did you cast somebody that fat? i'm not fat. because we have this very large man playing my father in the movie. >> jimmy: he didn't mention that to the actor, did he? >> no he didn't. but he was kind of upset about that. >> jimmy: were you parents -- maybe i'm being stereotypical, were they excited about your decision to go into show business? >> you know, my parents forced me to be an actor. >> jimmy: they did? >> i wanted to be a doctor. so, um i was, like -- they were, like, no son of ours will be a doctor! you will be an actor! and you will suffer for your art! no. no they -- they're very excited. you know, i mean you know they didn't originally want me to be come an actor, sensible parents. you know what happened? a few years ago i made the movie called "the mystic masser" and bill clinton to the movie.

he said, i'm going to go see that movie. my parents came to the premiere. i actually got to introduce them to bill clinton. >> jimmy: wow. >> and it was one of the most phenomenal moments for them. my uncle who's a very respected physician in his community turned into a 9-year-old girl when he saw bill clinton. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. he was -- literally, he started flirting with bill. he went up to him, shook his hands. lake, i voted for you, sir, two times. both times, i voted for you. i was like he's not going to give you a prize. it's not like you get a badge. >> jimmy: the funny when your relatives suddenly freak out in the presence of somebody. like, who is this person? i had no idea. >> we have a picture actually in my parent's house of that meeting, of bill clinton and it's my whole family and bill and my niece who -- you know has grown up with this picture in our home. and she will look at this picture and if you -- she was like 5 years old, we'd ask, who are these people?

grandma, grandma, and then we say who's the big white guy, and she will say "uncle clinton." she thought he was a member of the family for, like years. and we never told her. >> jimmy: why ruin it for her? well congratulations on the film. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you do great stuff on "the daily show." >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. aasif mandy, everyone. we'll be right back with mgmt.

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