we do not have a revenue problem. we have a spending problem. we have a spending problem. rebuiling california. build a new california rebuild california. let's build a new california. we need to run the state as a business. running this thing a little bit more like a business. whats the worst that could happen? whats the worst thing that could happen? the topic of tonight's

closing argument, gays in the military. today, a federal appeals court ruled that the pentagon can continue enforcing the controversial don't ask, don't tell law, which was briefly struck down by a judge in california last week. an army lieutenant, dan choi, discharged after publicly outing himself, was the first to take advantage of that decision, by reenlisting this week. but after the new ruling, his application status is unclear. so, tonight, we ask, should gay and lesbian service members should be allowed to serve openly? we'd love to know what you think. weigh in at the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. until tomorrow night, i'm bill weir. good night, america. >> dicky: it's the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league. presented bid gmc. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm his cousin sal. >> jimmy: another exhilarating week of fantasy football. let's go to the scores. >> adam carolla, by a nose. >> jimmy: the sports guy bill

simmons atop the league at 5-1. >> dax shepard destroyed jb smoove. >> jimmy: and kristen bell got very, very lucky with a very lucky win over the fighting kimmels. apparently kristen never looked at the meaning of a good sport. >> it must be nice for a change to get beat by a girl and not have to pay for it. and the trash talk continues there. >> fa feels good. >> jimmy: you don't know the players. >> big deal. i picked the prettiest names and i won. so in your face! >> what is that? >> that's a victory dance. woo! it hurts, doesn't it? burns. really burnses let's get everybody to the burn unit, asap. okay! >> jimmy: i don't like this. i don't want to have girls in this. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league. right here, every week. >> jimmy: presented by gmc. >> i'm jimmy kimmel.

>> and i'm cousin sal. oh. bang. >> dicky: follow all the action and get in on the league smack talk. go to jimmy's youtube channel and click on fatah fantasy league. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with jenny mccarthy. ron artest. and music from die antwoord.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jenny mccarthy. from the los angeles lakers, ron artest. and music from die antwoord.

with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, in no uncertain terms, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. thank you for attending. thank you for watching. thank you for welcoming me into your lives forever, i appreciate it. glad you're able to make it through the rain. it's been raining here in los angeles for a record two days in a row now. whole city smells like soggy uggs. these people who say they love it, i keep hearing people say they love the rain. i don't know, i guess i'm like envious of them. i wish i could take pleasure in

being stuck in traffic for an extra 45 minutes on the way to work. but really, you love the rain? what other annoying inconvenience do you like? flight delays? blisters? is that something? love the sun. i would eat the sun i could, i would. if it ever comes back, i'm going to tell it how much i appreciate it. the rain hurts the economy. like, for car wash workers, a week like this week represents thousands of lost dollars in stolen ashtray change. when it rains here, our local news teams snap into action. you would not believe the precision with which they carry out their mission. reporters spread out all over the city to say, yeah, it's raining here, too, back to you, tom. yesterday, there was a thunderstorm in palm dale and our cbs channel 2 news was on the scene with local reaction. >> everybody was like, man, everybody was running out of the house, looking, all excited. it was -- we hate the cold, but

we have to live with it, so, but you know, rain's not that cold, it's all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cut, print it, that's a keeper. let's get that right on the air. i guess the good news is, he didn't appear to have a car anywhere around. hey, there's me footage of the pet chimpanzee that escaped from its owner and went on a stroll in kansas city yesterday. this is dash cam footage from one of the police cars that got called to the scene. and look, he's pushing it, right up on the thing and -- chimp my ride. and just bounces on it. right now, that's sue the chimp. sue was captured and sent to a play called monkey island -- i want to live at a place called monkey island. and then sue is going to move to the kansas city zoo, where she will be eaten by toucans. i don't know what happens. so it worked out for the chimp sue. tlc today released a new clip of

sarah palin's upcoming reality show. sarah palin, i guess owns, like, a lot of alaska, and she's showing people around. and in it, the palin family happens upon a family of bears. >> do you see the bear? >> there's the bear. >> holy cow. cute. oh, telling him to get the heck out of leer. this is awesome. [ shots ] sarah palin's alaska. premieres sunday november 14th at 9:00 on tlc. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot of drama. [ applause ]

the second amendment is the right to arm bears, right? november 2nd is election day. americans will cast their votes and then everything will go back to being exactly the same as it was before. here in california, we're having an election to replace our governor, the terminator. he broke, so we need a new one. and former ebay ceo meg whitman is running for governor against jerry brown. yesterday, whitman's campaign sent a tweet out to announce the san diego deputy sheriff's association endorsed her. this is the tweet. whatever, it says, ca cops get it, jerry brown is too soft on crime. they included a link of the video of the endorsement. when you click on the link, this is what you get. ♪ >> jimmy: that's a transvestite korean base player. and by the way, this was 24 hours ago. they still haven't fixed it. it still goes to that.

you can't expect the former ceo of ebay to work a website, can you? this is interesting. in nevada, a republican operative named robert depot sad day, he failed in a bid to run an ad that urged latinos not to vote. if you haven't seen the ad, here it is. >> president obama and the democratic leadership made a commitment that immigration reform would be passed within a year. but two years have gone by, and nothing. not even a vote in congress. if we just go on supporting them again this november, they will keep playing games with our future and taking our vote for granted. don't vote this november. this is the only way to send them a clear message. don't vote. >> jimmy: maybe it's reverse psychology. what kind of message is this? the best way to make sure your voice is heard is to make sure your voice isn't heard?

univision refused to run the ad. president obama called ate cynical ploy and the democrats are seizing the opportunity with their own ad urging ople to do the opposite. >> it's an election year. so, here come more helpful suggestions from the politicians. this time, they're telling us, don't vote. are you tired of special interest groups playing games with your future? on november 2nd, send a message. vote twice. go in once and vote. then, go in and vote again. vote twice. >> paid for by latinos for voting, dos times. [ applause ] >> jimmy: looked a little bit like you, guillermo. this is kind of surprising. president obama is traveling to india next month and the white house has canceled a planned visit to a temple. in order to enter, you have to

cover your head, and the white house is afraid that photos of obama wearing a turban would fuel ideas of him being a muslim. it's silly this has to happen because this guy exists. but it does. especially in this daniel and age of photo shop. you want to believe obama's a muslim, look, here. we made this today. he's now a muslim. you think he's a economist? there he is at the wizard's game with karl marx. and maybe it's a devil worshipper. oh, look, i found a picture of him in a bathtub washing satan's hoovs. now put on the hat and visit the temple. obama should just do what president bush used to do. wherever he went, he had a beer hat on his head. problem solved. there's a new star on the new

york political scene. jimmy mcmillen. he represents the rent is too damn high party. they believe rent is too damn high. and this is the way these things usually go. somebody says or does something nutty, we all get excited, like, oh, isn't this guy funny and you dig deeper and it's n as much fun as it seems. apparently he made some ant anti-semitic remarks in 2005 and now that he's in the spotlight, those remarks are coming back to haunt him. >> back in 2005 when you ran for mayor, you were accused of saying the rent is too damn high, and blaming it on new york's jewish property owners. you apologized for your statements. >> like i said -- what year was that? >> 2005. >> what year are we in now? >> 2010. >> let's move on, baby. >> who remembers 2005? [ applause ] i had like three bar mitzvahs since then. t's move on, baby, wasn't an explicit enough answer so he

asked again. >> you have a problem with jewish landlords? >> let me tell you this here, i remember black people being hung upside trees. do i hate you because you're white? are we going toove on? at some point, you have to say, it's been said, apologize, let's move on. if i hit you and hit you in the wrong place, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. what do you want me to do? >> jimmy: i don't even know what you said anymore. i'm just so focused on that facial hair, ian't even -- it's like, if don king grew hair on his face instead of his head and styled it into two snowballs. whatever. we've all said things we didn't mean. just make this guy governor already and move on, baby, huh? the nfl today announced that starting this weekend, they're going to suspend players for what they call devastating hits, and shots to the head, when

making tackles. it's a gray area, because who knows what a devastating hit is, and the players, they don't know. they are just trying to tackle. they fined one player $75,000 for a hit this weekend. the guy only makes $750,000, which seems like a lot, but $75,000 is a b chunk of his income. he's so angry he's saying he might retire. there's a lot of bravado in football. no one wants to admit it, but they don't want to get hurt. some guys would wear a spear on their hall melts if that was the way everybody did it. but head trauma is nothing to take lightly. fans love the violent shots. the nfl is now trying to subtly shift people away from loving they by highlighting other areas of the sport. >> the national football league presents the nfl's greatest missed tackles. a thrilling 90-minute complication of the league's most devastating whiffs. atlanta's leap into lawn. they're all here. don't ge with your pants

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>> jimmy: well, hello, welcome back. even if you're not a spoorts fan, this guy is a lot of fun, and if you don't believe me, look at this picture of him driving a tiny little car. isn't that something else? from the world champion los angeles lakers, the one and only ron artest is here tonight. then later, a true youtube sensation. they are from cape town, south africa, making their first network television appearance in

the united states of america. this is their first albu die antwoord from the bud light outdoor stage. it's weird and great. i think you'll like it. tomorrow night, what a show tomorrow night. two of the all-time best. rod stewart and clint eastwood will be here, together again. that's a lot of man on one show. also tomorrow night, not on this network, on comedy central, is the night of too many stars. it's the largest and most impressive gathering of comedians maybe in the history of the world. it's a telethon to benefit autism education featuring chris rock, adam sandler, stephen colbert, tina fey, steve carell, tom hanks, the cast of "modern family," george clooney, weird al will be there. and i will be there, too, to auction off a priceless art fact from my collection of fabulous personal treasures. so, please, watch that. it's the night of too many stars hosted by the wonderful jon stewart, tomorrow night at 9:00 on comedy central. i don't have the numbers in

front of me, but our first guest has probably appeared on "the new york times" bestseller list more than any other playmate of thyear. ever. her new book "love, lust, & faking it" is available wherever they sell bos these days, please say hello to jenny mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? you look great and you smell very nice. >> don't i? >> jimmy: you really do? >> it's breath spray. i have been traveling across this great country. i'm surprised i don't smell like b.o. >> jimmy: where did you just come in from? >> i was in dallas, san francisco, chicago, miami, toronto. i came from toronto today. >> jimmy: all today? >> all today. >> jimmy: that cease somethi's . doing book signings? >> yeah. it is number three on "the new york times" best seller list.

woo-woo. my english teacher can go to hell who famed me. >> jimmy: did you get an f? >> oh, yeah. i had to pay everyone to do my writing for me. not anymore. the people that are coming to my signings have been awesome and strangely weird. >> jimmy: well, yeah, yeah. >> i have theost eclectic group of fans. >> jimmy: why? who comes? >> i have these awesome mommy warriors who have been through autism, with my pregnancy books, and then i get the 50-year-old sweaty perverts that still live with their parents. >> jimmy: will you sign pictures of yourself maked? >> if they buy the book, i'll sign their ass. >> jimmy: all right, so you got weirdos. and do you have, like, do any of them try to follow you home or back to the hotel, or -- >> they do follow me back to the hotel, but it's the same guys. it's the same greasy -- >> jimmy: in each city? >> taking pictures of me.

they are pants up to here, slicked back here going -- just so excited to see me. >> jimmy: that doesn't turn you on? >> not yet, anyways. >> jimmy: there's a story in the book, you were 25, dating an older guy and the guy lived in the basement of his house -- >> yes this wasalled dating the teletubby. i wrote about it because i was amazed by the fact i was dating this chubby, hairy guy, i have nothing against them. >> jimmy: thank you. >> but this guy, you know, i went to his house, and it was one of the shacks that you buy -- >> jimmy: a shed? >> a shed, thank you. and i go in there and he had, like, 15 blankets, pretding to be a few on the that he called a few on the, and he was in -- and raccoons were next to it, and i'm laying here, and i'm going, wait a minute, i'm kind of hot here. what am i doing? and i can still love someone with a small penis.

>> jimmy: sounds like we're the perfect match so far. >> i'm open to all men, but the thing was, is he was such a jerk, he was -- >> jimmy: he has a bad personality, he's living with the raccoons and -- he's living in a shed, really. >> and i was dating him. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> i went back to the psychology behind it. but i was thinking that, this guy would make a great husband. and a great dad. because i'm as good as he's going to get. >> jimmy: i see. >> can you believe? >> jimmy: but the girls out there are going, i've done that, too. we do that thinking it's going to make a perfect mate. >> jimmy: by the way, this is why the guys with the pan are coming to your signing. >> i know. >> jimmy: because you obviously -- you can be tricked into almost anything. >> i could, i could. look at my love life. of course. >> jimmy: are you dating someone right now? >> i am. exclusively seeing someone, nothing serious, but -- i'm enjoying -- >> jimmy: does he know it's not serious? >> he's taking it light, also.

just light. >> jimmy: where did you meet? >> um, from a friend through a friend through a friend. i was like, hey, you want to get some, he was like, yeah, we hit it off and we've been kind of nurturing the relationship, but slowly and having a good time and -- >> jimmy: i got you. and does he know that there's a really good chance he's going to be a central character in your next book? does he operate with that in mind? >> well, this is the thing, jimmy. if you date me, you're going to have two things. a, a great time, b, you're probably going to be in the book. i'm not going to write about you -- only if you do something stupid. if you are going to dye your pubic hair with nice and easy or something like that -- >> jimmy: that will win you a chapter. >> that will be a chapter. age gracefully. don't dye it. >> jimmy: do people do that? >> i should have put that in the book. there was one. i walked into the bathroom and went -- my god, it's nice and easy. >> jimmy: that's not nice or easy. >> no. >> jimmy: probably fairly difficult. >> there's so much to write

about in the dating world. i could have written ten on it. >> jimmy: do you feel like you should be writing about the dating world? because things have not worked out that well for you -- >> which is why i have the good stories. >> jimmy: really? >> if you have -- it's not a self-help, like, let me tell you -- this is, like, look at my disasters and laugh with me and here's a little bit of insight here and there. i did learn valuable lessons. i feel like those who have gone through pain -- like i did with health with my own son, i was able to write about it. i'm a disaster in the love department, so, here's a book on my own. >> jimmy: you and oprah seem to have become very friendly. true? >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: like, to what extent -- have you been invited to the house? >> you know, i just really love that bitch. she's awesome. >> jimmy: get hit by lightning speaking like that, right? >> the first time i was on her show, though, i was on there for, like, four segments and she said to me, can i ask a question? i was so enthralled sitting next

to oprah that i couldn't stop talking and i wanted to kiss her. >> jimmy: she got mad at you? >> a little bit. can i ask a question? i was like, i'm really excited. it's oprah. >> jimmy: and she's okay with that? you hang out with her personally? >>ell, i mean, i have in the business sense, you know, doing deals with her. >> jimmy: so no, you've never been invited to her home? >> i have not. i haven't drank wine with her. >> jimmy: you haven't had wine with oprah? have you considered breaking into her home? >> i did send her some baskets. doesn't that count? >> jimmy: will you work with her on the network? >> we're in development right now. i've been waiting a long time to do my own talk show and i feel like after what i went through with my son, i have a lot t say to empower women, so -- >> jimmy: everybody is always empowering women. what is going on with this? >> i think that we need to be inspired, and empowered, to be the best we can be. you guys are already great. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, right. that's why we're in line trying

to get your autograph on something with you naked. i think women have all the power they possibly could imagine, it's just, you know, fun to see -- >> power of the [ bleep ] is -- >> jimmy: what? [ cheers and applause ] look at this idiot over there. >> it is. but i would like to empower women using more than that. >> jimmy: all right, women, you know what, you can empower women using their eyes an their ability to read. the new book is called "love, lust & faking it." it's available now. jenny mccarthy, everybody. we'll be right back with ron artest. ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. still to come, die antwoord will be here. our next guest is the most entertaining man in professional sports. on tuesday, he and his teammates will begin their quest for a third straight nba championship thanks in no small part to his psychiatrist. from your los angeles lakers, please welcome ron artest.

[ cheers and applause ] >> how is everybody doing today? >> jimmy: ron, it's good to see you. >> give it up for the band. >> jimmy: have you been missing in the woods? what's going on? >> actually, i don't know what i've been doing -- >> jimmy: what are you wearing? kenya wildlife leopard on your hat. and you have a beard now, too. >> this grew in one day. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> phil was talking to me, i was meditating. and my beard started to grow. >> jimmy: it love it. it looks great. you've got your own face on your shirt. >> yeah. i wanted to wear clothes. what is that?

that's an iphone. >> this is my app. it just come out today. it's pretty funny. >> jimmy: i thought amish people didn't use iphones. >> we don't. i want the fans to use it. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm glad to see you've buckled down since last season. i can only imagine what's in that bag. >> i wanted to teach you how to play -- music please. music please! >> go deep! go deep. >> jimmy: all right, i'm going to go deep. this is -- this is as deep as i can go. i didn't know you were -- i had no idea you were such a football player. there you go, guillermo. sorry -- >> i always told my friends you can play sports. they didn't move me. >> jimmy: con congratulations again. i have never seen anybody happier than you were the last time you were here. you were so happy, you just won the title, it's something you dreamed about.

and now i hear you are selling your championship ring. >> yes, i'm -- yeah. let me get this piece of hair out of my mouth. oh, yeah, so -- we're auctioning it off for a good cause. >> jimmy: for charity. >> i don't think i'm a good spokesperson today how i'm dressed, but it's going to be good. we're going to auction it off for mental health awareness. >> jimmy: well, that's -- very generous, i mean -- i have to say, i'm surprised, knowing how much you treasure that ring and knowing how much you treasured winning that title that you'd be willing to part with your ring. usually athletes will wait until something terrible happens to sell their stuff. >> i'm selling it right away, before something happens. >> jimmy: that's right. and you're giving all the money to charity. and, as a result of this generous behavior, you got this proclamation from the city of las vegas, of all people. ron artest day. last week. >> yes.

>> jimmy: october 13th, 2010. and you've been given the key of the city to las vegas, which seems dangerous. it's great for you but i'm from vegas. i don't have a day. i don't have a key to the city. they took the key to my old house away. i don't even have that. >> you have to come to staples center -- >> when i came on your show, in my boxers -- >> jimmy: oh, but staples center is not in vegas. i'm talking about vegas. i want it to be my day -- >> step by step, you get on the plane, in your underwear, you get off the plane -- >> jimmy: is that how it works? by the way, i've never seen you in long pants. you are either in your lakers shorts or -- your boxer shorts or -- i don't know what you're wearing now. they appear to be underwear. >> these are like pads, these are like football pads. i just got finished playing tackle football. >> jimmy: are you aware if i saw you on the street, i would think

you were a homeless person. >> sometimes i think the same way. >> jimmy: and yet you have a key to an entire city. you could to into any home you want, make yourself comfortable. >> i went into -- i went into the wrong apartment. i used that key, it was a lady getting dressed. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. let me ask you about this. you are driving what appears to be a miniature race car in traffic and the police have pulled you over. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that correct? >> he pulled me over not because i was in the car but because i wasn't wearing any boxer briefs under -- >> jimmy: what is -- this is your car? >> yeah. it's legal. >> jimmy: it's legal. why did you get pulled over? >> well, he was -- what is this? he was just shocked. i wasn't in trouble. i was driving like ten miles an hour. >> jimmy: and he checked it out? >> i got edregistration and insurance, buddy, relax. >> jimmy: he let you go? you get pulled over a lot? >> sometimes i get chased.

>> jimmy: i would think so. it's not exactly inconspicuous. now, you -- last time you were here you thanked your psychologist. was she happy that you did that? >> well, she was happy. only thing that she said was, i'm not a psychiatrist, i'm a psychologist. i didn't know. >> jimmy: i got you. >> i needed help. >> jimmy: has this been good or bad for her business, people knowing that you are her client? >> well, right now it's bad because i'm dressed -- >> jimmy: like this. >> but -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: there's still work to be done. >> but it helped the cause. >> jimmy: it helped the cause. you're going to have a new number this season. >> yes, 15. >> jimmy: how many times have you changed your number? >> well, i was trying to have it changed to -- >> jimmy: we can guess. you change it a lot. like, every other season? >> i try to change it every season. when i started to do that, the

nba made a rule where, you can only change it two times, one time every two seasons, i said, okay, i'll do that. then they made it one time every three seasons. >> jimmy: what does 15 represent? >> 15 means non-stop defense. >> jimmy: why does that mean that? [ applause ] >> my psychologist told me that. i don't know -- >> jimmy: told you 15 means non-stop defense? are you sure she's a doctor? have you seen a license of any kind? >> no. i got to check it out. >> jimmy: you might want to look into that. now, 15, non-stop defense. the guys are back together. do you feel now that you won the title, you've given away your ring, do you feel that you're as motivated this year to one? >> yes. i lost 18 pounds -- >> jimmy: you did? [ applause ] >> yes. 18 pounds. >> jimmy: you didn't seem like you were heavy -- >> i was jogging on santa monica. >> jimmy: really? >> butt naked.

lost a lot of weight. >> jimmy: and you did that just to get ready for the season? >> yeah. >> jimmy: lebron james has joined the miami heat, as we know. are you worried about them? >> no, we have kobe, so, i'm not worried. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. do you feel like -- if you had to guess, which teams will be in the nba finals, do you think it will be the lakers and the heat? >> well, we have to put in the work first. we have to put in the work. once we put in the work -- >> jimmy: what about them? >> boston is tough. boston's tough, so -- i'm looking forward to seeing that cat and dog fight. >> jimmy: i would love to see you in the beard in the finals, too. that would be special to see. i know your favorite singer is -- >> celine dion. >> jimmy: that surprises me. does she know about your feelings? >> she doesn't know my deeply cemented heart -- >> jimmy: do you think she would call the police if she knew

about them? >> she probably would call obama. >> jimmy: you've never seen her in person? >> actually, i was running after her one time. and all i wanted was a hug and her, the fbi agents got me. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i can -- canadian fbi stepped in and got you. and, have you sent her a letter or anything to make her aware of this -- >> i sent her some breakfast in bed but it was mailed -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's no good. >> i'm trying everything. but she won't -- >> jimmy: maybe this can help you guys get together and this can be the thing. i would love to see you do a duet or something. >> if she can look passed how i'm dressed. >> jimmy: i hope we all can. great to see you. i'm glad you guys are serious and going at it again. and, well, serious, i guess, is not a great word to choose -- >> not right now. tomorrow in practice. >> jimmy: great to see you. ron artest, everybody. you can see the lakers open october 26th at home against the houston rockets.

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