and that means it's time for tonight's closing argument. as the midterm elections approach, democrats are looking for a little help from the comeback kid. abc news caught up with president bill clinton as he

rallied embattled democrats in chicago. >> reporter: how bad do you fear it could be? >> i don't fear or not. i think it depends on how bad we want it. we want it bad enough, we'll get it. >> reporter: clinton told us he's never seen so many close races so tonight, we wanted to ask you, is this political spin from an acknowledged master of the form or can a last-minute democratic push pay off? tell us what you thinkal t at t "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with "star wars: the force unleashed ii." the great new game from lucas arts. you use over the top force powers and dual light sabers to control starkiller, a new and powerful jedi and former apprentice to the baddest villain in the history of bad guys, darth vader!

>> i've been waiting for you, jimmy kimmel. we meet at last. >> jimmy: wait, which one of you is the real darth vader? >> i am darth vader, lord of the sith! >> you don't know the power of the dark side, you chubby little ewok! >> when i left you i was but the learner. now i am the master. >> jimmy: it sounds like you have rabies, master. i tell you, i'm still having a tough time figuring out which is the real darth vader. maybe if one of you would actually use the force, that would clear it up. >> okay. let me show you. >> jimmy: okay. oh.

>> impressive. most impressive. >> jimmy: okay, now you do something force-y. you know what -- it was guillermo. that's a shame. hey darth, want to play the game? >> do you have any chocolate milk? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. i'll make you a shake. >> dicky: lucas arts' "star wars: the force unleashed two." available today. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," music from donavon frankenreiter and john stamos. [ male announcer ] build your better breakfast at subway

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off, so -- well, you're not going to believe this. it's tuesday night, and another celebrity dancer has been fired from "dancing with the stars." it seems like it's happening every week now. tonight, our victim was audrina patridge of "the hills" on mtv, eliminated despite she had the second highest score of anyone last night. sounds like the work of lc here. audrina is on her way over here now. chef has to be shocked. she has to be shocked it wasn't bristol, right? she was one of the best dancers in the thing and -- am i coming out of the closet right now? miraculously, bristol palin was not eliminated or impregnated. that makes it a six-week streak. i don't know where she's getting all the support. some how bristol palin has gotten more votes than her mother did in the election. maybe she'll get eliminated next week.

better be soon. mid-november is typically when the pay lynn family goes into hibernation. she needs to spend the next six weeks gorging on salmon. tonight, audrina will be here. and john stamos will be here to make love to her. it was a beautiful day in l.a. this is a day when you really appreciate what's happening in the mild west. winds at the speed of more than 70 miles an hour in some places. trees broke. houses got knocked down. you can see, here, this meteorologist got his hair really messed up. took hours to get it back to its original state. that wind was coming off of lake michigan. hundreds of flights were canceled in chicago. and when there's any kind of a threat to chicago, the first thing you wonder is, how is oprah doing? she's fine, thank oprah, and in fact, she even had the hurricane

on as a guest today on her show. >> today on oprah, this studio audience is in for a treat. it's a hurricane! gale-force winds are blowing through the studio and y'all are going home with my bag of goodies. body butter! a tiffany crystal ball! and all clad cast iron skillet. >> ow! ow! >> we'll be right back. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- you can see -- the hurricane actually entered the studio and killed everyone. [ applause ] some very sad news for, mostly for people who are emotionally unstable today. paul the octopus is dead. do you remember paul the octopus? you don't, but you're still doing the thing. paul is the octopus from the german zoo who correctly predicted the outcome of eight consecutive world cup soccer games over the summer. the only interesting part of the

whole world cup is now dead. paul went a perfect 8-0. you would think he would have seen this coming, but i guess not. they say paul died of natural doeses. maybe someone's murdering animals who make predictions. maybe we should keep an eye on punxsutawney phil right now. paul the octopus will be missed by soccer fans all around the world. he brought us so much joy. and here now is a look back at the all too brief life of an octopus named paul. >> paul the octopus. psychic of the sea. the eight-legged prognosticator leaves behind an incredible record of predictions. paul first came to international prominence in 2006, when he correctly chose taylor hicks over katherine hk fee as the "american idol" season five winner. from there, paul went on to predict everything from elena kagan's supreme court nomination

to the size of heidi montag's breast implants, to the death of actor dennis weaver. late last night, just before he passed, he made one anontishing final prediction. that charlie sheen would destroy a hotel room naked. paul the octopus, he will be mi missed and delicious. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good-bye, paul. not a good name for an octopus, anyway. as -- as we learned there, this morning at the plaza hotel in new york, an allegedly naked charlie sheen reportedly trashed his hotel suite, which i think marks the official beginning of the holiday season. [ laughter ] he wasn't arrested, but he was taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. charlie's pub list cyst released a statement, saying charlie had an allergic reaction to

medication he was taking. is jack daniels technically a medication? but it must be tough to be charlie sheen's publicist. i mean, after the 19th time this happens, what do you say? what kind of a statement do you put out? fortunately we were able to find some video of how exactly it works. >> yes? no, this incident was not charlie's fault. it was caused by -- hold on. an adverse reaction to medication. thanks. >> jimmy: that's why they call it spin. [ applause ] the -- "the new york post" reported that charlie had a prostitute in the room with him and that he caused $7,000 worth of damage to the room, running around naked looking for his wallet and cell phone, which is kind of good news for me because i think i finally have a halloween costume picked out.

thanks, naked charlie sheen. speaking of party guys, president bush has an all biography coming out. like charlie sheen, the president has struggled with alcohol. mostly he struggled with getting the bottles open, but he struggled with alcohol. he talks about all of this in the book. bush made a youtube video to promote the book and i have to say, you can say what you want about the man's intelligence, but this is clear he worked very hard on it and put together mostly on his own. >> i wanted to give readers a glimpse of the presidency from my perspective. i wrote about emotions i felt as i sent forces to afghanistan and iraq. i take readers aboard air force one during my re-election campaign in 2004. inside the oval office for meetings. and behind the scenes for successes like the tax cut plan and disappointments like the failure of social security and immigration reform. thank you for taking time to watch this video. and i hope you enjoy "decision

points." >> jimmy: well, that's -- [ applause ] that's good, he's -- he also does an amazing thing, where he traces his hand and makes a turkey. it's incredible. this is great. this is, i guess, security camera footage from eastern china. they tape everything over there. you can see here, now, this is -- there's a truck going through the intersection. a motorcycle collides with the truck which sends the rider flying through the air. while he flies off the bike, he does a perfect cart wheel and lands on his feet unharmed. and that's why we don't need helmets, you know? this is pretty funny. a new world record has been set by a journalist in sri lanka. well, here's the story from dave gonzalez of our local kcal news. >> veteran journalist of the sri lanka broadcast corporation set the world record for delivering the longest speech. it lasted more than 32 hours.

this just in. my wife just beat him, i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me tell you something, when you get home, he's going to beat you, too. there's a rumor going around hollywood right now that mariah carey is pregnant. website called holly baby.com said that she's expecting a boy and she will herald the arrival of this star child in the near future on both oprah and "the view." which is -- her husband nick cannon won't have to play "chutes and ladders" by himself anymore. maybe they'll give life to the next justin bieber. i'm actually working on a justin bieber frankenstein. i just need a bowl full of hair and i'll be finished. remember this guy? >> well, obviously we have a rapist in lincoln park. he's in climbing in your window, snatch i

snatching your people. we gone and find you. you can run and tell that, home boy. >> jimmy: that's antoine dodson, he became a very popular figure on the web, a rapist was loose in his neighborhood. and he's parlayed that strong anti-rapist stance into a lucrative endorsement deal for a new and, i guess useful iphone app. >> antoine dodson here for the sex offender tracker app. you and your peeps can be aware of any of those nasty bed intruders in your hood. you see those dots? yeah, those are registered sex offenders. let's get out of here. you can use it in the hood. use it in a park. use it at your grandma's house. use it in the rain, it does not matter. seriously, if you do not download this app, you are dumb. you are so dumb. for real. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think we found the next billy mays. i -- could be a great

replacement for oprah when she goes. sunday, in case you've forgotten, is halloween. if you are planning to dress up and you don't have a costume yet, it's not too late. it's easy to make one yourself, with common things you can find around the house, like, well, this. feel free to make this yourself. it's our last minute halloween costume idea of the night. okay. so, what you do is, you get a pancake. all right. you cut that pancake in half. you get a roll of duct tape. you apply the duct tape to the pancake halves. and then you lift and adhere, and voila. you're president obama. you can do that one at home.

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then vote for my opponent. but if you want to get california moving again, i'm ready. are you? >> jimmy: thank you very much. thanks for coming to our recital. with us tonight -- earlier this evening she was, shockingly, despite having the second highest score of the night, thrown off "dancing with the stars," audrina patridge is here. and she's probably mad. and then later, this is his latest album called, "glow," donavon frankenreiter. from the bud light stage. tomorrow, william shatner, hilary duff, and music from a perfect circle, and then thursday mandy moore, john quinones, and music from youtube sensation atomic tom.

they played in the subway car. and they'll be here thursday night. whether he is uncling the olsen twins or playing bongos with the beach boys, our first guest is always up to something big. you can see him now on the show "glee" tuesday nights on fox. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's -- how are you doing? it's good to see you. >> good to see you, jim. >> jimmy: can i just say this? >> don't say it. >> jimmy: you are a diabolical genius and i'm going to tell you why. >> okay. >> jimmy: you're aware of this. i'm going to tell everyone else why. because as if you haven't already inserted yourself enough into the psyche of the women of america by hitting them with the "actual house," you get in

there, now you're on "glee" to induct a new generation into your black magic. >> i missed out on the gay population. >> jimmy: i don't think you missed them. >> no? >> jimmy: i think you got everyone. but this is unbelievable acheechme acheechment. >> you think i plan out my career to get women? >> jimmy: i don't know if you plan it out, but it just seems to keep happening over and over again. and now there's -- and now there's teenagers who are watching "glee," ten years are now are going to be in their 20s, and they're going to see you, they're not going to know what "full house" is and they're going to disrobe and the love making will begin. >> it's all part of my laster plan, jim. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> you got me. >> jimmy: i know i got you. it doesn't do any good anyway. it doesn't matter what i say. when you're 70, this will continue to happen. >> good. i'll come back then. >> jimmy: what's going on -- on

"glee" -- >> it's the greatest. do you guys love the show? [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's kind of tailor-made for you in a way. >> it's fantastic. tonight's episode that was on, i got to sing and dance. it's a great group of people. >> jimmy: are you dating anyone on the show? >> i'm not. i -- my first day i pulled up and they were piling out one of the stages, all the kids. i said, i want to know who is banging who on the show. >> jimmy: did anyone tell you? >> no. >> jimmy: that would be the scoop. okay, so, you're doing that -- >> it's been great. >> jimmy: you had a near death experience or, i'm exaggerating to make it seem more intere interesting. over the summer, you were at one of the hotels at disney land and it went on fire. >> well, yes. the alarm got set off. but i didn't do it. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> there was a fire -- >> jimmy: it wasn't a friction thing or anything? >> gjimmy, why is it all about sex with you? >> jimmy: i get in that way when

you're around. pheromones or something. >> if you want to kiss me, just ask! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think you'll ever come back if i do. were you in this hotel by yourself? >> yes. no, i wasn't alone. but we -- we -- a fire went off and we -- the point is that i sort of saw nudity that i shouldn't see, you know. it was an older gentleman that ran out. but reminded me, when i was a kid, i used to do car shows -- you're going to like this. i was on "general hospital" and they would send me and 12 playmates to do a car show. i swear to you, these play -- >> jimmy: who is they, by the way? >> these people that send, you know -- [ laughter ] and they would pay me, too, which is -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> but these girls, i swear to you, wanted nothing to do with me. a friend of mine was saying, we have to meet the girls, i was like, they don't care. i'll get them to the bar.

so, in the middle of the night, the alarm goes off, same thing that happened at disney land. i didn't pull it. my friend did. and the play mates come rushing down to the bar, you know, half naked and so we got to, you know, we had the bar open and we had a drink with them. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ applause ] hey, that's -- that's pretty smart. is this the guy -- is this a guy who has been managing your career? >> howard stern. >> jimmy: he's doing a great job. now you -- you love disney land, right? >> i have a good time there. >> jimmy: you don't have kids. >> right. >> jimmy: seem relatively normal. i don't know what's going on with you at disney land. >> i have a good time there, don't you? >> jimmy: i really don't. i don't enjoy it. i've been there too many times. it's a man call place and all that crap, but at a certain point -- once the kinds have seen it, that's all i need to know. >> why are you shattering my

dreams? >> jimmy: i don't know. have you ever dated one of the, like, sleeping beauty, or -- cinderella, or, and by dated, you know what i mean. or, like, a pluto, maybe, thrown in there every once in awhile? that seems like a dream -- you're two favorite things come together, you know? >> i don't get this interview tonight. i don't understand. >> jimmy: it's so unexpected. >> we barely talked about the work. it's all about girls. >> jimmy: so the answer to that question is -- >> i don't know. >> jimmy: really? really? wow. that's -- [ applause ] >> i'm an artist. >> jimmy: of course, of course. >> let's talk about "glee." >> jimmy: you sing, you dance, blah blah blah. >> wonderful man, ryan murphy, who created the show, put me on the show and -- >> jimmy: did he call you and say, we'd like to have you? >> yes. >> jimmy: this happens to you all the time. people have successful shows and they go, let's add stamos.

>> i met ryan years ago. we went to lunch and it would have been my first show after "full house." perfect show for you, and we ordered, and he said, what's the show, he said, well, you're a male hooker. he said, but letd me finish. you have sex with the husband and the wife and you fix the marriages. >> jimmy: what? >> i said -- yeah, that's what i said. what? it's not done. there's a black guy, a blond guy, three of you, and you report to, like -- like charlie's angels but you're hookers. >> jimmy: bisexual male hookers? and did you finish the meal? >> no. i remember, like, the appetizer came, i said, oh, boy, i have to sit through the rest of this. but he turned out to be -- >> jimmy: i guess so. you hit it on the head. did he remember have that? >> when he called me, i said, do you remember that meeting with

the male hooker? and he said, yeah, i want to do that show. it would probably work these days. >> jimmy: i ne yknow you like t travel with, you hang around with the guys from "full house." you and bob saget go on vacations together. >> we're like rickles and newheart. but saget's not as funny. yeah, we have a good time. >> jimmy: do you stay in the same room? >> no, no. we bring dates but we usually -- i like to play jokes on bob, and bob has a new show on a&e, before i make fun of him, let's talk about that. now, one time, we were in greece, and bob likes to work the room, and in this case, work the island. he wants everybody to know that bob is there. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> hey, i'm gbob saget. he was in the middle bungalow

and everybody knew where he was. i like to get up in the morning and go swimming, see something, and he would sleep half the day. so, outside, he had a jacuzzi and, his trunks were hanging out there. and no good mini bar is without a toblerone chocolate bar. i took his shorts and i took the chocolate bar and i rubbed it in like this. so -- then i put the shorts back near his, you know, his thing. i was waiting for him to come. i called the front desk, i said, you know, there's this disturbing thing in front of mr. saget's room. i said, i can't eat. will you call him? >> jimmy: and this is -- keep in mind, this is chocolate. there's bob's -- [ applause ]

and he's still traving with you? >> yeah, he's great. and dave's great. >> jimmy: and do -- you and dave have a similar type of relationship? >> we like -- we like to tease bob. dave reminded me the other day, and this is a horrible thing to do. back in the "full house" days, we would call gay hotlines -- let me finish. and we would say, hi, this is bobby and give bob's phone number out on the thing. he would get all these calls from nice gentlemen and said, did you guys give me phone number out. >> jimmy: that sounds like a great plot for your bisexual hooker show. you, bob and dave and the phone calls and the whole deal. you have to get murphy on the phone. great to see you. again, if you have daughters, do not allow them to watch "glee" while john is on it. it's tuesday nights at 8:00 on fox. john stamos, everybody.

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, donavon frankenreiter will be here. our next guest is from "the hills" on mtv and was just voted off "dancing with the stars." please welcome audrina patridge and her partner tony dovolani. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well -- what happened? >> we're still in shock right now. i really don't know. >> jimmy: i'm shocked, too. i -- did not expect you to get voted off tonight. paul the octopus predicted that you would be voted off tonight. but then he passed away. i know you just rushed in. i'm sorry to break the news -- did i vote? for what, "dancing with the stars"? no, i didn't vote. i have to remain impartial.

i'm apart of this network. in a way, i'm the unofficial president of this network. but don't worry, i am -- believe me, your complaints will be taken to the very, very stop and we'll discuss this because there's no way you should have been voted off tonight. there's just no way you should have been voted off tonight. what happened? did heidi and spencer have anything to do with this? >> i don't think so. i mean -- >> jimmy: i would not put it past them. >> i wouldn't. >> jimmy: what percent is the tony's fault? >> all of it. >> none of it. >> this is all tony's fault. >> jimmy: tony, you've been on ten seasons, you have not won. >> nope. >> jimmy: bald lud luck, man. that's all there is to it. i'm sorry, but he is. or you have bad luck. >> i'm starting to feel that way, yeah. >> jimmy: i know, it's crazy. but what do you chalk this up to? >> when we were up there on stage, and, i mean, we have no idea that we were going home tonight and my heart was beating

faster and faster, and i heard tony say, it's us, and i'm like -- i hope not. >> you had a premonition? >> you can tell which camera looks at you when you're about to get eliminated. >> jimmy: the bad camera. >> since i have so much experience, since you pointed that out. >> jimmy: this is terrible. i mean, really. >> kick me while i'm down. >> jimmy: you are the susan lucci of the paso doble. >> you have to wait 19 seasons? >> jimmy: by 2020 you'll be in. you practiced hard. that seemed aapparent. what did you do with the onion? >> well, it removed an awkwardness, if you have to have an emotional scene, like, love scene or anything like that and if you don't feel comfortable with the other person, you eat an onion -- >> then you couldn't stand my breath.

>> no. it was so bad. the nose hairs were really getting burned. >> jimmy: it increases the awkwardness and might make it worse. maybe -- >> it made it funny. >> jimmy: maybe the onion trick should not be done again next year. >> clearly. >> jimmy: just what i'm saying, tony. >> garlic next year. >> we tried onion, one week -- this week, we tried her hitting me -- >> oh, look at the lip from last night. that's how aggressive i was trying to be and projecting that energy. poor tony here. >> jimmy: the judges told you -- what did they tell you, you have to be more of a target? >> be intense. it's an intense, aggressive dance. i thought i was. >> jimmy: i don't think they meant punch tony in the face. >> i'll take one for the team. clearly it didn't work. >> keep going. sorry. >> jimmy: last year you had kate gosselin. obviously audrina did better than kate, right? >> really?

you're asking me that. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to hear you say it. >> wow. okay. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch with kate? >> well, i tried but she didn't answer. >> jimmy: is that right? >> let me put it this way. a lot of times, people will look at this moment and go, wow, what a downer, all that, we really did share ten weeks of a lot of fun. we walked in and out with smiles. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? you walked out bleeding. >> with a smile, though. >> jimmy: bleeding with a smile. that's a positive way to look at it. audrina, you're going to do another reality show for mtv. >> i just found out yesterday, actually, yeah. >> me, too. >> it's getting picked up. >> jimmy: will tony be on? >> yes, tony is like an older brother to me. >> jimmy: is that a code way of saying that you're not -- romantically involved with him -- >> married with three kids. >> jimmy: well, who knows what goes on on this "dancing with

the stars." i mean, carrie ann told her there's a lot of intermingling that occurs. >> i really haven't seen it this season. >> jimmy: true? >> i heard about it. >> bruno and len. >> jimmy: who on the show this season is romantically involved. do you know? >> no one really. >> nope. >> jimmy: do you think tea party had a role in ousting you from the show? we'll leave that to cnn to analyze. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, you did very well, there's really no good reason for you to be off this quickly on the show, and i'm sorry it had to happen. but tradition here is, well, guillermo is outside right now on hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. audrina, tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and your shoes now pay the price. guiller guillermo, audrina, america has spoken. your dance card has been punched. audrina and tony, everybody. "dancing with the stars," monday and tuesday here on abc.

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