time for tonight's closing argument.

and some alarming saber rattling going on in the korean peninsula. north korea fired at a south korean island, killing two and wounding 18. the north said it was merely returning fire. soument korea acknowledged it fired test shots in the area but certainly not into the hermit kingdom of king jong ill. president obama called south korea one of our strongest allies. tonight, we ask, what if anything, should the united states do? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or at the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with an important heads up this thursday, friday and saturday, it's old navy's gobblepalooza. a big in-store party with music, dancing and great deals. and in select stores, families can play the brand new game dance central on kinect for xbox 360. you can also learn the gobble, a new holiday song-and-dance created just for gobblepalooza

that is nothing short of enchanting. in fact our security guard guillermo has been learning it already. guillermo, are you ready to do the gobble? >> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: then let the gobble begin! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow, incredible. this is going to be the best gobblepalooza ever! >> dicky: go to www.gobblepalooza.com to learn “the gobble” from dance troops beat freaks and jungle boogie and all about great thanksgiving weekend deals. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is

back in two minutes with dominic monaghan, music from ke$ha and the winner of "dancing with the stars." time to do the gobble! ♪ turkey in the stove. gravy in the pan. ♪ ♪ get down and take a nap, like you're full of tryptophan. ♪ ♪ now shake a turkey leg, and wobble, your wattle. ♪ ♪ loosen that belt 'cus it's time to do the gobble. ♪ vj anncr: entire store's o n sale starting thanksgiving day. dance off that turkey and see the deals at gobblepalooza.com. ♪ let me see your turkey walk. ♪

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crossover. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- the winner of “dancing with the stars, jts jennifer grey. dominic monaghan. a special appearance by tom bergeron. and music from ke$ha. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now that that's been said, here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, fellas. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. it's very nice i appreciate that. we're here on a very special night of competitive dancing. the gayest night in all of sports. the season 11 finale of "dancing with the stars." oh, what a season it's been, full of surprises, controversy, hasselhoffs, boltons. political intrigue. when all was said and done only one dancing star went home with the coveted mirrored ball. >> tom: after ten commanding weeks of competition, the winners and new champions of "dancing with the stars" are --

♪ and the winner finally is -- jennifer and derek. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. still wrestling with that puppet. tonight, you america, saved the abc television network by voting bristol palin off "dancing with the stars." [ applause ] i wasn't sure you had it in you. i'm proud of you. about 2:00 this morning bristol palin will be deported back to alaska. to dance exclusively with

wolves. and -- and thank you for not putting baby in a corner again, because -- once again, my pre-season prediction was correct. i picked jennifer grey. i bet on jennifer grey and tomorrow morning i will collect the money i won on jennifer grey and spend it on a new pair of jegings. this is the -- i don't mean to brag, but this is the fourth time in eight seasons i picked the winner before the season started. this is why they call me nostra-dancemus. you know, i used to pick football games on television. i don't know what happened either. jennifer and derek will speak to us shortly. hopefully she doesn't expect a cut of my winnings. sarah palin must be glad this "dancing with the stars" is happening. she was only able to release three books this month, i think. sarah palin's new book "america by heart" came out today, just in time for awkward holiday gift exchanges. "america by heart" tells the

story of sarah palin's life long struggle to learn to spell the word america, by heart. and it's mostly her typical sarah palin-y stuff. but the chapter on igloo construction is indispensable. ratings for the second season of her show on tlc were way down. the ratings fell 40%. so, she and president obama do have something in common after all, huh? oh, his didn't? our celebrity governor here in california only has a couple of months left to go. he's making the most of them. this morning, arnold schwarzenegger was in downtown los angeles handing turkeys out to needy families and this is why i'm going to miss having him in charge. >> your special message to everybody here you are weight lifting, not tired yet? >> this is a good workout. i'm working here with my daughter and we are having a

good time. look at all the joyful faces. we're making people happy. people that are struggling during the year because, as you know, not everyone has everything, and that's what america is all about. >> i have to ask you, how would you say happy thanksgiving in austrian -- >> we don't have a thanksgiving day. >> jimmy: and there's no such language as austrian, so -- in november, in austria, they celebrate st. weaner this nitsle day. >> i heard you speaking somes pan espanol, governor. >> jimmy: you know for once hasta la vista would have made sense to say and he didn't say it. yesterday was part two of oprah's favorite things. she gave away a cruise diamond watches, cars ipads. all kinds of -- which made today the most disappointing day ever to be at the audience in oprah.

the topic today was, after all that, today was the mom who married a killer behind bars. everyone look under your seats, it's disappointment. if i was in the audience in oprah today, i would not leave until she gave me something. i would pull the shoes right off her feet if i had to. the favorite thing shows were complete insanity. it was absolute chaos. people were screaming, people were passing out. there were some hissy fits. it was crazy. we thought it would be fun to take the audio from oprah's favorite things and combine that with an episode of "dora the exporer." you know the cartoon? here is how it turned out. >> welcome to santa's workshop. let's get this party started! if you watch this show you know i'm passionate about the power of a good bra. it is a state of the art 52-inch

sony television. how cool is that? okay. everybody's flying united airlines to board a seven-day cruise! >> jimmy: thank you, dora, and thank you oprah. this is -- buckingham palace announced today the day for prince william's marriage to kate middleton. it will take place friday april 29th at west mincer abbey. the royal couple is registered at the pottery barn. i tell you what i can't wait. everything is better with the word royal in front of it. from royal wedding to royal pain in the ass, it just -- royal --

speaking of royal pains in the ass, this friday is black friday. this is a day all the big stores have their big sales. a woman in st. petersburg florida, is already waiting in line outside her local best buy. three full days before friday. but when you listen to her speak you realize she has a good reason for being there. >> we're not here first because we're, you know that we have to have purchase. to us, it's more about being first and having the whole experience of what this brings to you. we never knew that we were going -- we never thought, we need to be first for any sort of firstness, just for our own firstness, to make ourselves happy and that bywe accomplished something. >> jimmy: yes, you did. you've wasted your life on something very, very stupid. to save $4 on a garth brooks cd when you get in there. and she's not the only person camping outside a best buy. i don't know what it is.

but in arkansas a couple of brothers camping out. for them it's not about firstness, it's a family tradition. >> in arkansas, robert smith and his brother were camped out sunday at this best buy. they say camping out ahead of black friday is a special thanksgiving tradition for them. smith says it is always a lot of fun. >> it's just a break. i mean it's just fun to do the deals and the shopping and everything, but for the most part, it's kind of cool to just be hanging out. >> reporter: in the parking lot of a best buy. they must really hate their mother, that's all i can figure. if you're traveling for the holiday this week may god have mercy on you, number one. if you believe the news everyone is horrified by the new security measures. rush limbaugh on the radio told president obama, keep your hands off my tea bag. don't worry, rush. even special ops couldn't find your tea bag. you're going to be fine. the director of the tsa was on cnt defending the searches and

showing exactly what is and what isn't acceptable when conducting an airport search. >> let me get you to look at a couple -- we have three quick videos, i want to ask you, over the line, under the line however you want to look. so, here is the first one. these are from the airport, obviously. so -- that okay? >> that would -- yes, that's okay. >> okay next one. >> that's okay? >> that's okay. it is turhorough enough. i want thoroughness to know everybody has been screened properly. >> okay, i want to talk to you about that, but here's the last one.

is that okay? >> yes. it's invasive it's not comfortable. i think everyone comes down to the person. >> jimmy: that's right, and that is the smallest tsa person i've ever seen. tiny security agency. one more thing. if i can go back to "dancing with the stars" for a moment. this is a very popular show. it's one of the few celebrity reality shows that actually benefits the celebrities that are on it. usually celebrities are on "celebrity rehab" or whatever. this show can actually revitalize a career. and that's a lot for tom bergeron to handle. a couple weeks ago, we set up a camera crew and the idea was, we're going to follow tom around to see what his day is like. and until i saw it for myself i had no idea how heavy the burden of being bergeron really is. >> now america, this is the part of my day where the producers give me five minutes to go out, get a cup of coffee or go to the dry cleaners --

>> tom bergeron, it is me charo. >> hi. >> i want you to put me on "dancing with the stars," i got the new step. it's called salsa-loca -- >> that's great. i have to go. >> no, no no i know where you live! i'm going to get you! >> thomas bergeron? >> andy dick. >> what are you doing here? >> well i just came in to leave. >> wait a minute. hey, this is my dance partner. let me -- we do a mean cha-cha-cha. watch this. big ending -- >>oh man. wait a minute. listen, when is the next season of the pranceoff? >> they don't tell me that kind of stuff. >> i like you. >> i like you, too.

got to go. >> one more thing! would you please -- >> tom. tom bergeron. it's me jerry, jerry springer. >> jerry. >> hey watch this. >> great, hey, you know i'm running late. >> wait, wait tom, wait up. >> don't worry, we'll do lunch. >> i don't want lunch, i just want to dance! >> sorry, jerry, got to go. >> tom you haven't seen my moves. >> geez! get off of my car, springer. >> not until you put me on that show. >> you've already been on the show. >> liar. >> you seriously don't recall being on "dancing with the stars"? you were terrible. >> [ bleep ] middle name is not terrible. >> all right, maybe i'm wrong, you're just [ bleep ] insane. >> insane? insane like a foxtrot. >> get off my whip.

>> make me. >> fine. i will. >> wait tom, you haven't seen my cha-cha. >> don't let that guy in. >> tom. i can dance. he's fast. >> hey -- >> hola! have you seen my lambada?

>> oh new dance partner. >> no! >> jimmy: he's a good guy. he will be missed. we have a good show tonight. dominic monaghan is here. we have music from ke$ha. and we'll be right back with the newly crowned champion from "dancing with the stars," jennifer grey and her partner derek hough. this is the iphone 4. its lithium polymer battery lets you... work longer, play longer, laugh longer listen longer, shoot,

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>> jimmy: our birthday boy, cleto. happy birthday. welcome back to our celebration of the uplifting power of dance.

with us tonight dominick monaghan is here. he has something special prepared tonight something very special for young and old alike. then later her new album is called "cannibal," it just came out yesterday. ke$ha from the bud light outdoor stage. they've got fire, fishnets, colorful lipstick. the whole thing. and tomorrow dave salmoni will be here with wild and dangerous animals. paris hilton will be with us possibly also with wild and dangerous chihuahuas and we'll hear music from metric too. on the night "dancing with the stars" premiered back in september, i bet green american money that our first guest would take the mirrored ball trophy home. tonight, she proved me correct. along with her three-time dance partner and champion rather derek hough, please welcome the second happiest person on abc, season 11 champion jennifer grey. jennifer derek, congratulations on, well congratulations, number one for winning "dancing with the stars," number two, for not getting shot by sarah palin

that is -- you must be happy about both. >> so happy. about both. >> jimmy: how do you feel right now? i know you had some injuries some medical problems. are you okay? >> yeah, i had a little ruptured disc but what's that, you know, just -- >> what are you going to do? >> jimmy: knowing that i -- jennifer knowing that i bet money on you, do you feel like that helped you persevere in the face of a ruptured disc? >> i want a piece of your action is what i want. >> jimmy: i'm sure you do but you know what -- you know what take it up with oprah. i'm going to ask oprah to buy you a car. >> oh, nice. thank you very much. i could use a new car. >> jimmy: derek, this is your third mirrored ball. that's a lot of mirrored balls. that's more than your sister has. >> yeah. >> it's more than anyone's ever had. >> it's pretty cool. it's pretty great. >> jimmy: william shatner called

you a combination of fred astaire and gene kelly and said you're a american treasure. >> well thank you william shatner and the check is on the way. >> jimmy: well, that's -- that's captain kirk so that means something special. >> that's amazing. thrilled and honored by that. it was amazing -- >> i call him an american treasure every day of rehearsal. >> jimmy: do you think he believes it, though, every day? >> i think he does. >> jimmy: i was just handed this note. sarah palin tweeted, and her tweet says "i smell something fishy, shame on you, abc." how do you react to that? >> fascinating. >> jimmy: i actually made that up. she didn't really say it. wouldn't it have been great if she did? she said something nice i think -- >> jimmy, you're so cute. >> jimmy: well -- okay so you got all the mirror balls. when you have three, you can regift one of those for christmas, couldn't you? >> yeah it's going to my nieces

and nephews yeah. >> no, it's not. >> i actually -- there is a place i found where they can go now. so i'm excited. >> jimmy: a place you found? is it a mirror ball warehouse you set up? >> exactly. exactly. >> going to start a pawnshop. >> jimmy: jennifer i have to tell you something, i have never seen the movie "dirty dancing" and i felt total confidence in you. >> really? shame on you. that's so un-american, number one. >> jimmy: i know. you know what, i didn't see it when it first came out and then i felt like it was too late for me and i should just move forward with me life. >> oh. >> jimmy: but it doesn't matter. well, i figured you had the lineage there. your dad tony award, all that stuff. i felt like you had it inside you and now it is outside you. in a way, you vomited -- >> amazing. no wonder i was in so much pain

today. >> you know what is amazing, when i first started dancing with jennifer, i noticed that it was in her body in her blood, the performing and the, the passion for it and so i think that's what really brought her all the way here to win the competition. >> jimmy: you felt it coursing through her veins, derek? >> i could feel it. >> jimmy: what are you guys going to do? go right to the hospital or will there be a party or what -- >> there's somebody waiting for me to take me to the hospital. >> jimmy: once the adrenaline stops, the pain really cements in. >> i'm looking forward to that. >> jimmy: i'm sure you are. jennifer, i think you might have set the all-time record for crying on this show. is the cry -- >> thank you so much. i'm about to start crying right now, okay? >> i actually bottled her tears and sell them. >> jimmy: that would make a nice celebrity fragrance, i'll tell you something. >> it would. >> jenny's tears.

>> jimmy: congratulations to both of you. thanks for talking to us. and most of all, thank you for the money. jennifer and derek, everybody, our "dancing with the stars" champions. we'll be right back with dominic monaghan. [ guy ] if i could have any job i would still be making shoes. i love the blackberry style. flip phone's great. for me it's cleaner, tighter. and cures the pocket call. [ woman ] it's important as a band to have a web presence constantly. i love the flip. the blackberry style has a full keyboard. from the social feed app, i can genuinely connect with the fans. [ guy ] commit to the flip. this is what time it is. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing the new blackberry style. available from sprint. ♪ ♪

ll be here. you know our first guest tonight from "the lord of the rings" movies, from "flash forward" and, of course our dear departed "lost." this sunday on the history channel. you can see him driving in an unsafe manner on the new american version of the big hit british show "top gear." please say hello to dominic monaghan. [ cheers and applause ] is. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: you look very snazzy. i remember you went on a trip to thailand and you -- >> 14 suits from thailand.

>> jimmy: got a small amount of pink in your tie tonight. >> jimmy: yeah. why, is that -- >> the last time i saw you, i said only the real man can wear pink. which is true. because you continue to wear pink. >> jimmy: sometimes, yeah -- >> what are you doing with your hair tonight? >> jimmy: it's different? is it messed up? >> it's beautiful. this is an awkward start. >> jimmy: this is how girlfriends greet each other, you know? let's talk about something has masculine, like "top gear." cars driving fast. are you a car guy? >> i hate cars. i'm not a big car fan at all. i'm not interested in cars. they asked me to come on the show and i said to my agent, do they know that i have absolutely no interest in cars it is my least favorite form of trans port. i like boats, hover boards way better. and they said go on. i went on we had a really great

time. they do this thing called, i guess it's called a star in a modest car. you drive a really rubbish car around a racetrack and i broke the record. i obliterated the record. i smashed it. i know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so every -- let me get this straight because -- every week somebody tries to set the record -- >> every week someone tries to set the record. and i smashed it by 20 seconds, which, it takes 1:40 to go around the track and i smashed it by 20 seconds. >> jimmy: who are you ahead of? >> he's an athlete -- one person before me had the record. he's a previous american athlete, he's used to going very fast. he's, you know he's basically an american legend essentially, so, to break that kind of record was a real achieve. . >> jimmy: yeah. who was the person? >> buzz aldrin. >> jimmy: buzz aldrin, yeah. oh, right, well. yeah, buzz is -- buzz is like 80, right? >> he's in his mid 50s i think.

when did you guys go to the moon, like '85 -- >> jimmy: a whole bunch 0 of times. the real first time we went to the moon was, like, two years ago. >> no, i mean he's an athlete. >> jimmy: you toppled and old man's record? >> yes i did. i was proud. >> jimmy: it's better than losing. >> i wish i could have like, rubbed his face in it. >> jimmy: hold on a minute. that's one of our american heroes. plus, they wear the helmets. >> i wanted to ask him if he really did go to the moon. so, in his i guess in his mind he really did. >> jimmy: did you see what he did to the guy -- >> he messed him up. >> jimmy: i think it was his greatest achievement. >> i love that moment where jack nicholson hit the guy with the golf club. >> jimmy: that was good but buzz was 70 years old when he punched that guy in the face. >> legendary, though i did beat him on the track in "top gear."

in a way -- >> jimmy: you're above him. it goes you and then buzz and then probably, like i don't know neil about strongrmstrong or something. and you were in eminem's video -- >> a friend of yours? >> jimmy: i wouldn't say friend we're friendly certainly. >> me and him, too. >> jimmy: you are now. well, he did something really wonderful for you, i mean this is -- what he did for you is like, the greatest thing any guy has ever done for anyone. >> he did do -- >> jimmy: in case you don't know, here is what 'em anyone did -- ♪ stand there and watch me burn ♪ ♪ that's all right ♪ ♪ because i like the way it hurt s ♪ ♪ just gonna stand there ♪ ♪ and hear me cry ♪ ♪ that's all right ♪ ♪ because i love the way you lie ♪ ♪ i love the way you lie ♪ >> jimmy: yeah so eminem

called, said we'd like you to -- we would like you to make out with and roll around wrest wrestling wise with megan fox. >> i said, let me think about it. see what i'm doing. i was friends with the director. i got back from a movie -- >> jimmy: i bet you're friends with him. get him something nice for christmas. >> i will. it was total happenstance. i'm back in town what are you doing? he said, do you want to be in the new eminem video? i said absolutely. we're looking for a girl to play your girlfriend in it what do you think? and we threw around a lot of names and the names i kept saying to him, what about a megan fox type person and eventually said, what about mek began fox and they asked, she was a fan of eminem too, and then we -- >> jimmy: next thing you know,

your tongues are clashing -- >> it was a brutal day at work to be honest. >> jimmy: it was. that was the first thing we did. i went over to her -- >> jimmy: had to. >> i went -- i hadn't met her. i went to her, i said look really nice to met you, you know, i know you're married, today is a little strange and i have a lot of respect for marriage, my mom and dad are married, and you know i don't want to do anything inappropriate. and he said, it's all kind of inappropriate, huh? i said that's probably true. i did all the interviews post the eminem thing and they said how is it kissing megan fox, and i said it was okay it was good. i wanted to be respectful of their marriage and it came out that i was nonplussed about the fact i was making out with her. i had a great time. but it didn't quash the gay humors about eli ya wood and i being together in a

relationship. >> jimmy: if that doesn't, nothing will. it's almost like well he seemed to be relatively not interested in making out with megan fox. >> jimmy: i tell you something, megan fox -- like i get sexually excited shaking her husband's hand. >> i can see. i can -- i can see. >> jimmy: you see just by proximity to you right now. >> there's a musk coming off. >> jimmy: as a foreigner, do you celebrate thanksgiving? in a day this is a way we defeated your people we drove you back across the ocean. this is the day we celebrate -- [ applause ] it's true. they know. >> seems to be a lot of americans in the audience. that's weird. in my history, today was -- well thanksgiving is the day you accepted food from free from the native americans and slaughtered them months later. >> jimmy: it's all part of the plan. we, you know there are good things about it some bad things about it. >> right right. do you have any food. yes, we do but you have no

sense of ownership over your country? well, okay we'll remember that for later. >> jimmy: give us that corn and we're going to take everything else. >> i love thanksgiving. i'm not american so i tend to get invited to a lot of american people's things because they think i'm an orphan. you should come to our house. i get invited to a lot more things than normal. i do like thanksgiving. in england, it is basically christmas dinner a month early, you know turkey stuffing the whole thing. but i don't eat turkey i kind of, i step back from that. >> jimmy: you don't? why not? >> i just -- it's an animal that i want to have a little bit of respect for and i don't -- >> jimmy: really? >> i enjoyed the gobble gobble thing you did earlier. >> jimmy: but you will eat meat -- >> yeah, just not -- i like the kind of, the floppy throat thing about them. in fact i wrote a relatively impassioned anti-turkey eating song if you -- if you would

give me -- >> jimmy: i just happen to have a microphone right here -- >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hope it works. what's the name of the song? >> i don't know. it's called "gobble gobble." >> jimmy: okay. dominic monaghan. >> this is stuffing, by the way. ♪ turkeys are people too turkeys are people too why people eat them i haven't a clue ♪ ♪ turkeys are people too turkeys can make good pets turkeys can make good pets they really need petted ♪ ♪ they don't need vets ♪ ♪ turkeys can make good pets turkeys are good at math turkeys are good at math they calculate vectors

they chart and they graph ♪ ♪ turkeys are good at math turkeys can speak chinese turkeys can speak chinese they hang out in restaurants just shooting the breeze turkeys can speak chinese ♪ the pace is going to change now. ♪ turkeys don't want to die turkeys don't want to die when they see that axe coming they scream ♪ that means, "don't kill me i can do math" in chinese. ♪ turkeys are people too turkeys are people too don't eat them ♪ ♪ they wouldn't eat you turkeys are people too ♪ >> jimmy: wow, that's -- thank

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>> jimmy: this is her new album, it's called “cannibal." here with the song “we are who we are," ke$ha. ♪ hot and dangerous if you're one of us then roll with us cause we

make the hipsters ♪ ♪ fall in love and we've got hot-pants on enough and yes of course we does because we're running this town just like a club ♪ ♪ and no you don't wanna mess with us got jesus on my necklace i've got that glitter ♪ ♪ on my eyes stockings ripped all up the side looking sick and sexy-fied so let's go-oh-oh ♪ ♪ tonight we're going hard just like the world is ours ♪ we're tearin' it apart you know we're superstars we are who we are we're dancing like we're dumb ♪ ♪ our bodies go numb we'll be forever young you know we're superstars ♪ ♪ we are who we are

dj turn it up it's about damn time to live it ♪ ♪ up i'm so sick of being so serious it's making my brain delirious i'm just talkin' truth i'm telling ♪ ♪ you about the we do we're sellin' our clothes sleepin' in cars ♪ ♪ dressin' it down hittin' on dudes hard i've got that glitter on my eyes stockings ripped ♪ ♪ all up the side looking sick and sexy-fied so let's go-oh-oh tonight we're going hard just like the world is ours we're tearin' it apart you know we're super stars ♪ ♪ we are who we are ♪ ♪ we're dancing like we're dumb ♪ ♪ our bodies go numb we'll be forever young

♪ you know yearwe're superstars ♪ ♪ we are who we are ♪ dj turn it up - up - up - up dj turn it up - up - up - up ♪ ♪ dj turn it up - up - up - up ♪ ♪ dj turn it up - up - up - up ♪ ♪ ♪ tonight we're going hard just like the world is ours we're tearin' it apart you know we're superstars we are who we are ♪ ♪ we're dancing like we're dumb our bodies go numb

we'll be forever young ♪ you know we're superstars ♪ ♪ we are who we are ♪

>> jimmy: i want to