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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- "grey's anatomy's" patrick dempsey. from "the social network," armie hammer. we celebrate national unfriend day. and music from nelly.

with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, your friend and mine, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. appreciate that. i want to welcome all my unfriends here tonight and watching at home. it's our first ever national unfriend day celebration. today is national unfriend day, nud. thank you. you can see people are going wild for this. this -- national unfriend day is an idea that came to me two weeks ago, a day in which we say good-bye to those people on

facebook who we made the mistake of accepting as friends on facebook. people who tell you how good "glee" is and send pictures of their kid dressed as a princess three weeks after halloween. we don't need to know you just put a pair of those shoes that tone your butt while you walk. no one needs to know any of that stuff. and i tell you what, we've apparently struck a nerve, because unfriend day was the fourth most searched item today on google trends. it was the number six trending item on twitter. and it's been all over the news. >> it's national unfriend day. >> it's national unfriend day on facebook? >> it's a day to weed through all the people you have friended on facebook. and unfriend them. >> apparently today is the day to trim the facebook friend fat. >> if you've been looking for a reason to unfriend some of your facebook friends, now is your chance. >> as of today, you have an excuse to axe those unnecessary friends on facebook. >> the day you can unfriend somebody from your social network without any retribution. at least that's what jimmy kimmel wants.

>> he is only suggesting you take a serious look at all of your so-called friends on facebook. >> it's called nud, national unfriend day. >> kimmel says friendship is say credit and facebook just cheapens the whole thing. >> can jimmy kimmel be the unfriendliest guy in the world? >> jimmy kimmel has declared wednesday national unfriend day. >> if i friend you, will you accept. >> absolutely not. national unfriend day. >> if you're planning to participate in national unfriend day, you can hit me up on my facebook page, let me know how it went for you. >> jimmy: that's not the point of the day, for you to get more facebook friends. but i like the rest of it. i wonder if this is what jesus felt like when he started christmas. it's an important cause. maybe the most important cause ever taken up. and what a night we have in store for you tonight. once again, hollywood has answered the call. literally. here tonight, answering calls, we have an all-star celebrity phone bank. kevin nealon is with us here tonight. hello, kevin.

what are the people telling you, kevin? >> hang on a second. what's that, jimmy? >> jimmy: never mind. it's fine. are they saying anything about national unfriend day? >> they're all over it. there's a lot of people being unfriended today. i'm talking to jimmy. unfriended today, and it's -- i got a bill from connecticut unfriending tim for using too >> jimmy: very good. julie bowen is here with us today. [ applause ] are you a -- do you have a facebook page -- >> i do. i do have a facebook and i am doing some deep unfriending today. started with mark zuckerberg. unfriended him right away. i think someone needed to send that message. >> jimmy: excellent. >> and i unfriended and ex-boyfriend who kept posting pictures of himself in a cigar bar with women that were clearly rentals. >> jimmy: good. you're setting an example. >> i am. >> jimmy: and tell the people on

the phone that, too. >> i will do so. >> jimmy: and fred willard is here answering phones. [ applause ] fred -- i hope i'm not -- this is a cause that's very special to you, isn't it? >> my way of giving back, and i unfriend one person today and they actually said thank you, so i just stopped right there. we got a call. people are missing the point. one man just pledged $50 for jimmy's kids. the important thing is, they're calling. >> jimmy: that's right. just keep calling. we don't actually have a phone number. but keep dialing as much as you possibly can. >> we're standing by. we are standing by. >> jimmy: we had no place to put the celebrities, so we jammed them in with the band. we apologize for that, too. next year it will be a top notch operation. also tonight, my uncle frank is manning the unfriending tote board. uncle frank, how are we doing so far? >> great, jim. let's get a number. we have a number right now, jim.

wow! 48,937 people! >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] that's a great start. that is a great start. i feel like we're all simon cowell banding together to tell america they suck. by the way, you don't have to stop unfriending. keep going, keep chopping away until your only friend is your therapist. together, we can maybe not change the world but we can make the world a little bit less annoying. and i think that's worthwhile. i'm feeling so semicolon right parentheses right now -- can i confide in you guys? i'm not even on facebook. this just seemed like a fun thing to do. our poster child for national unfriend day is a young lady this is her facebook page. it's almost 100% nonsense. she says the word "holla" in every sentence. when we first introduced her, she had 545 friends which is too

many. i asked people to unfriend her. immediately, her friends shot up to 4,000. she even baked unfriend day cookies today to torment me because unfortunately for gina, though, already, she's lost more than 1,000 friends today. people signed up to be her friend just to unfriend her on national unfriend day. and that's no good. that's not the spirit of the holiday. unfriend this woman. let's get gina down to no friends. yeah. [ applause ] try it out. then, next week, if you missed her, i guess you can bring her back. but here's how you do it. go to her page. >> hey, jim. we have a new number. >> jimmy: really? now, i was about to go to gina's page. >> no, here's the new number. >> jimmy: uncle frank, the new number is -- >> 19 million -- 190,384 people. >> jimmy: wow!

thanks to you guys. that's -- yes, julie? >> a really interesting call here. this is important and timely. we have annie from illinois. she is unfriending anyone who has ever mentioned the word farmville and encourages everyone else to do the same. >> jimmy: very good. that's a challenge to the viewers out there. and we'll match that, too, by the way. every farmville person that you eliminate we will match it here. so, gina lovato, just go to her page, go to the bottom of the page, find that little button and unfriend her and, good-bye, gina. we were friends until the end. but this is the end. with more on national unfriend day, celebrity jeff probst. >> the world has spoken. gina lovato -- you've been

unfriended. sucks to be you. >> jimmy: i don't -- i don't blame him. [ applause ] now, all around the country right now, national unfriend day parties are taking place. and we're hooked up by the internet to a few of them. going to start with jared. he is a student at northern arizona university. in flagstaff. hi, jared. >> hey. >> jimmy: you're having a nud party in your dorm, correct? >> yes i am. >> jimmy: and these are your real friends, human friends that >> yeah, real friends here. >> jimmy: your internet connection is fantastic. are you guys under water or are you in the air? now, how are you celebrating? are you unfriending right now? are you guys around the computer doing this? >> yeah, we actually have computers back here -- >> jimmy: you have -- oh, some people that you've unfriended, okay, if only we could read any of that, it would be fascinating. oh, gina, you unfriended, good. overposters.

smalley's mom. okay. there's smalley. all right. and ugly. who is ugly? is that a person? all right, well, i hope smalley's mom is not in the ugly category. >> no. >> jimmy: okay, good. very good. let's check in, we have another dorm room here and, okay, now, there is merrimack college, and michelle donnelly. hello, michelle. i see you've gathered your friends. is it a female only dormitory? >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: yeah, we're -- you know that thing you do when you're a kid where you plug your ears and every once in awhile you just open it, whatever. just imagine that is what's going on. who you have unfriended so far? can you give us any specifics. >> i unfriended my --

>> jimmy: did you say your crazed aunt? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, yes, good, family members are getting unfriended, too. but i hope that doesn't make for an uncomfortable thanksgiving meal for you. >> not at all. >> jimmy: good. is everyone there unfriending? >> yes, we are. >> jimmy: i like how everyone is pretending to talk like it's a beer commercial and you're in the background. all right, let's check in, we're going to go to chicago, illinois, where a gentleman named homer marks is having a party. not in a dorm room. where are you, homer? >> i'm doing great, what did you say? >> jimmy: where are you? >> we're in chicago, we are >> jimmy: okay. and again, we can't hear you. now, this is why i'm against the internet. this kind of thing right here. you wrote an unfriend day song which i fear we will not be able to hear it all but would you like to sing it? >> yeah, i would. >> jimmy: okay, all right. great.

this is going to be fantastic. this will be like mad libs where you fill in the blanks at home. >> here we go. >> jimmy: all right. ♪ i don't know you ♪ i don't like you ♪ can we be friends on facebook ♪ ♪ i don't know you ♪ i don't like you ♪ let's be friends on facebook ♪ i don't want your farmville ♪ i don't want your mafia wars ♪ i don't want your little cafe world ♪ ♪ no, i don't want your number ♪ no, i don't want to give you mine ♪ ♪ and can we please stop quoting lyrics ♪ ♪ in our status all the time >> jimmy: i like that. homer from chicago. well, thanks. you guys have fun. unfriend as many people as you can. all right, so, there we go. uncle frank, how are we doing over there? >> doing great, jim. >> jimmy: i mean with the tote board. >> good. we got the new number. >> jimmy: what is it? the number is 23 million 832,89.

>> jimmy: wow! unbelievable! incredible. all right. hey, did you hear about the guy who last night was so upset bristol palin was on "dancing with the stars," he shot his television. that's right. this man, his name is stephen cowen, got so worked up about "dancing with the stars," he blasted his own tv set with a shotgun. you would think a guy with a shotgun tucked between the cushions of his couch would be a palin supporter, but he was not. brandy got kicked off the shot instead. a s.w.a.t. team had to come to his house -- he didn't surrender until morning. this story is so great on so many levels. besides the fact that the guy looks like the last person on earth who could care about he shoots the tv and then threatens to shoot himself. either he really, really hates

bristol palin or he really, really loves the show "moesha." i'm not sure. how are the calls going, kevin, you have anything interesting to share with us? >> yeah -- >> jimmy: there's the fake ringing sound. >> i do, jimmy. i got paul from california, he unfriended matt because he posted too many updates about the sunsets. but he wants him to know that he's unfriending him but moving him over to twitter. >> jimmy: really? that's fine. we're fine with that. fred, everything all right? >> no, that's the undead. those are zombies. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> jimmy, kelly has unfriended shannon for overworse of "woot, woot." is that a term? she was angry, too. but there's a confusion about what the charity is -- >> jimmy: very good. uncle frank, let's get a count over there. >> okay, new count, jim. >> jimmy: yeah. >> whoa! 287 million 44,9 -- 394.

>> jimmy: incredible. i had no idea it would be like this. [ applause ] we got to get you to vegas next labor day. give jerry lewis a heart attack. one more thing. "people" today announced their sexiest man alive for the year 2010. this year, it went to a famous person. this announcement is always a big deal. i'm not completely sure why. but it is very competitive in hollywood. did you see the announcement this morning on "the today show?" >> without any further ado, the sexiest man alive is ryan reynolds. why ryan? >> ryan is -- he definitely has -- >> are you kidding me? are you [ bleep ] kidding me? >> he looks amazing -- >> no, no! >> come with me, mr. dempsey. >> no! >> jimmy: well, you know, it's difficult to give up the crown. it's national unfriend day

night. armie hammer is here. possibly two of him -- yes, uncle frank -- >> jimmy: we have music from nelly and we'll be right back with patrick dempsey. uncle frank, what's the new number? oh, great. what is it? >> 14 more! >> jimmy: all right, 14 more. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: thank you for tuning in to support national unfriend day. our celebrity operators are standing by, kevin nealon, fred willard and julie bowen are

taking your calls. are there still calls? >> a phenomenal success. >> jimmy: it is. and you've done these things before, fred? >> it's my way of giving back. i don't know what i'm giving. >> jimmy: should we check in on the tote board? uncle frank? where are we? >> a new number! whoa! 22,530,455 and 83. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot. all right. that's more than i expected. i have to say. and yet, less than it says on the board. >> excuse me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what? >> jimmy: never mind. our guests tonight, from the movie about facebook, "the social network," he plays the winklevoss twins -- both of them -- armie hammer is here. then later, this his new album, it's called "5.0," it just came out yesterday. nelly from the bud light outdoor stage.

tomorrow, robin quivers, bill carter and music from my chemical romance, so join us them. for seven seasons, our first guest has been healing brains and breaking hearts on "grey's anatomy," which, as you probably know, airs thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please give a big mcwelcome to patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, everybody. thank you. >> jimmy: what have you brought here? >> well, you know, it's such an honor to be on your show tonight, i think the cause that you're going for here tonight is i want to give you a check for $5 million for the friends of trees day. >> jimmy: wow, that is -- that is incredible. so generous. i don't -- what should i do with it, exactly? >> cash it for your cause would be a good thing.

>> jimmy: that would be -- yeah, that would be great, i mean, we're not -- we don't really need money we're just trying to get people to unfriend the people on facebook, but that is very generous of you. >> oh, really? i'll just keep that for later then. thank you. that's recycled, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> there is a lot of confusion, jimmy, with the donations coming in. >> jimmy: i feel responsible. somebody donated $50. >> i thought it was a fund-raiser -- >> jimmy: and you brought $5 million. which was very generous. by the way, it's the thought that really counts. >> thank you, thank you. i thought george clooney was going to be here -- >> jimmy: he didn't come. >> tom hanks -- >> it's good to be here tonight. >> jimmy: great to have you. do you have a facebook account? >> i have no friends. i have no facebook account at all. >> jimmy: you don't? >> i don't.

>> jimmy: you don't bother with that? >> i don't. i don't. >> jimmy: do you tweet? >> i don't do any of that stuff. send an e-mail. >> jimmy: you have a cell phone? >> i do. >> jimmy: that's a start. >> i have a cell phone. that's all i have. >> jimmy: that's all you need. >> i can do a couple e-mails a day. >> jimmy: do you find that to be -- do you look at it, do you go, why would anybody do that sort of thing? >> i don't -- you have to have a lot of time to be tweeting and doing all of that, i think, to keep everybody updated and the more and more friends you get, your whole day is taken up, taking care of your friends. >> jimmy: you're very busy with the show and being so sexy. you're in the sexiest man alive issue. there you are right there. >> fantastic. tremendous, tremendous experience. >> jimmy: you work at keeping your marriage. you have to be spontaneous, says dempsey, 44. >> did i say that? >> jimmy: well, they said you said it. >> we have date night after the show. >> jimmy: do you really? if you need any money, i've got a huge check back there.

there are 15 facebook pages that claim to be yours that are not you. >> they are not. >> jimmy: there are five dr. mcdreamy facebook pages that >> i'm not controlling those, either. >> jimmy: you realize what's going on here. people are saying things and probably -- one of them has, like, 2,000 followers. >> really. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i should call my lawyer. do you have a phone? shut that down right away. >> jimmy: you should tweet your lawyer. that's where you're missing out right now. that's -- do you worry about that, people thinking that it is you saying these things? >> yeah, sometimes, you -- do they really think this is me? if so, i'm upsetting a lot of people. >> but what's going to be interesting, more and more people are getting busted by, you know, posting pictures, they don't go to work, they call into their boss and say, hey, i'm really sick today, i'm not going to make it, and then there's a picture of them at the beach. this is going to catch up to people. >> jimmy: you're probably right. >> why did i ever do all of that? >> jimmy: it's the reason china

is pulling ahead of us in the world economy. on "grey's anatomy," last year, you got shot. >> yes. >> jimmy: still no metal detector in the hospital, right? >> no. it didn't work out. one episode where it went haywire. >> jimmy: and now you are in the new "transformers" movie. you just shot that movie. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: so, a little bit more action for you there. >> it's fun to do the action movies. i had a great time. >> jimmy: is it more fun than pretending to do operations? >> it's a little bit more physical. >> jimmy: physical? >> running around a lot more. this is all i do. >> jimmy: are you a good guy or a bad guy? are you playing megan fox's role? >> i play megan fox's role. i've been dying to play a woman in an action movie for many years and michael bay called me up, they said, we fired megan fox and we want you to play her role. shia is great to work with. very giving. so it's been a career breakthrough for me. >> jimmy: you can't really

give any details -- >> i can't talk about the heels that i wear or the dresses. >> jimmy: you can't talk about that stuff? >> but the transformers are great to work with, as well. much larger than i thought they would be. >> jimmy: we have a clip from tomorrow night's "grey's anatomy." you have to set it up before we go forth. >> okay -- >> jimmy: you don't know what is in it, do you? >> i think what happens is, sandra oh's character is having a hard time coming back from the trauma of last season's gunshot wound and having to save my life. she's been acting out and this is one of the ways he's been acting out. >> jimmy: take a look. "grey's anatomy." >> hey, man. >> congratulations. >> all right. >> thank you. >> first round is on me -- >> um, guys? >> there. >> tilt the glass, like i said. >> i'm tilting it. i know, just let me try again, okay? >> all right. >> why are you behind the bar?

>> ah, owen told me to get a job so i'm working. what's everyone drinking? >> jimmy: that is some serious trauma. so, we got to see a number of the doctors there. now, on facebook, which you are not part of, that's not you, there is a quiz, which doctor from "grey's anatomy" are you? so we had you take the quiz backstage. >> i'm anxious to see how this turns out. >> jimmy: and they ask you a series of questions and you have to answer as honestly as you possibly can and the results are, which doctor are you, patrick dempsey is dr. miranda bailey. >> it's perfect. the best doctor in the hospital. >> jimmy: there you go. >> it's great to know. >> jimmy: you must have got extra points for intelligence. it's great to see you. thank you for the check. >> jimmy, we have a new number. >> jimmy: wow, fantastic. >> whoa!

953 more! >> jimmy: 953. thank you, uncle frank. patrick dempsey, everybody. "grey's anatomy," thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. we'll be right back with the winklevoss twins from "the social network," armie hammer. [ male announcer ] what's cooking at applebee's? new flavor loaded steaks! loaded with fresh ingredients and savory flavors.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, nelly will be here. let's check in real quickly with our national unfriend day phone bankers, we will begin with fred willard. fred? >> yeah, he did seem like a nice guy, yeah. there was not a real check. it was a prop. jimmy, the calls are pouring in. ex-boyfriend chuck because he kept posting song lyrics like, popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard, when we drink we do it right, getting slizzard. i don't know the reference, but she was very -- >> jimmy: what are you wearing, from the -- from the people >> i'm telling you, the people are so inspired by what little they could hear of those video

uplinks there. molly from harrisburg, pennsylvania, is unfriending her own sister because she says it's just too late to tell the world you are team jacob. >> jimmy: she's right, by the way. kevin, are you in the middle of a call, i don't want to int interrupt -- >> i was. i wasn't paying attention. but -- this is actually a personal call. >> jimmy: oh, it is. >> calling for pizza. i'm calling for pizza. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> hang on. i did get a call before from the blond kid from the college who is unfriending you because of the bad reception. >> jimmy: oh, he is? i can't say that i blame him. all right, well, thank you for the calls. keep them coming in all night and perhaps into the weekend, if we have to. in addition to being named after a baking soda, our next guest is a very talented actor who plays identical twins named winklevoss in the movie that chronicles the birth of the beast known as facebook. >> this is a good guy. >> we don't know that he's not a good guy. >> we know he stole our idea and lied to our faces for a month and a half. >> he never lied.

>> he never saw our faces. he gave himself a 42-day head start because he knows what apparently you don't which is that getting there first is everything. >> i'm a competitive racer. you don't need to school me in the importance of getting there first. thank you. >> that was your father's lawyer? and desist letter. >> what do you want to do? >> i want to hire the sopranos to beat the [ bleep ] out of him with a hammer. >> we don't have to do that. >> that's right. >> we can do that ourselves. i'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me. >> jimmy: "the social network" is still in theaters. please say hello to armie hammer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. you are a member of the famous hammer family. mc hammer family, of course. they must be disappointed that you didn't go into rapping and big pants. >> it just turns out i wasn't

able to fill those pants. >> jimmy: not everyone is. you did a great job in the movie. i have to say -- [ applause ] even though i was -- i just -- i had no idea you were twins. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so -- how -- were other twins angry about this, like, mary kate and ashley, for instance? in a way you're taking food right out of their mouths, which they don't need. >> of course, that was not a pleasant phone call, i will tell you that. >> jimmy: i would think not. how do you go about being two people? mirrors or foil or what is it? >> i mean, i don't know if i should say -- well, really, i just doubled myself. >> jimmy: you doubled yourself? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't understand. what -- how do you -- >> well, that way, if i double myself, that way i can then play, you know, both of the parts. >> jimmy: okay. but how do you do it? >> it's surprisingly easy. you just call for a double. >> jimmy: who do you call? >> i don't know, you just call. you just call -- i don't know. >> jimmy: call a phone number?

>> no, no, you just -- watch. okay, he's talented, he's tall, he's handsome, his movie is called "the social network" for which i think he might get an oscar nomination. his name is armi hammer, please welcome home! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that is incredible. so, that's how you did the movie? >> pretty much. >> that's how we did the movie. >> of course. >> jimmy: i'm stunned by this. >> come on, you're hilarious. >> jimmy: you both are. are you close? >> yes, very. >> jimmy: do you get tired of each other on the set? two of you? >> what is there to get tired of? honestly, i mean, look at him. he's the best. >> come on, dude, so are you.

so talented. >> jimmy: so you guys are socially, do you do everything together? >> yeah, i mean, like, most things. we work together. >> we go running. >> fishing. >> scuba diving. >> football. >> cook. >> we go to bars. >> stare at each other in the >> jimmy: i have to say -- i'm no envious. i would love to have a double. >> just call for one. >> you really should. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can do that? i can call for one? >> yeah. >> do it. try it. >> jimmy: all right. um -- this guy is really great. i like him a lot and i think you will, too. please welcome super hero by day, talk show host by night, america's beloved jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: sit down. this is awesome. >> jimmy: this is awesome. you're my double. have you met the armies? >> jimmy: hi, armie. >> hi, jimmy double. >> jimmy: hello, armie double. >> hello jimmy double. >> jimmy: i feel like we should go play tennis or something. he loves my jokes! >> jimmy: of course i do. i'm you! >> jimmy: i'm so excited, i don't know what to do. armies, thank you for introducing me to -- me. >> my pleasure. >> our pleasure. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: let's never unfriend each other, all right? >> okay. >> jimmy: armies hammer, everyone. see them in "the social network." >> jimmy: may i? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with music from nelly.

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>> jimmy: this is his new album, it's called "5.0." here with the song "move that body," nelly.

♪ ♪ ♪ oh my man could you stand up see you gotta bug on put your hands up ♪ ♪ see you got a boyfriend shorty and what so big that pull your pants up ♪ ♪ well i got some footie rosey bootie hands in the air put your bootie where the flow at ♪ ♪ you should know that anywhere mo' that pause for then picture shorty we should take a kodak ♪ ♪ cause you got some mean on i like your brand with them jeans on ♪ ♪ and then your click back and you team strong i know your ex want you back tell um dream on ♪ ♪ shorty wanna tell how your body gonna work i like all that seduction ♪ ♪ she gotta look

closer over and over shakin that butt thin ♪ ♪ i got something i gotta show her what something ♪ ♪ but if she wanna rock with a player she gonna have to follow my instruction, like ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty, whoa ♪ ♪ ain't no gravitational this is my position you listen and pay attention you be feeling the same ♪ ♪ 21 and older you shakin cause you wanna nobody to tell you no so you be feeling no shame ♪ ♪ you gonna shake it make your boyfriend mad uh huh ♪ ♪ you're gonna shake your make your boyfriend mad uh huh ♪ ♪ give you somethin you probably aint had bet you baby that he cant do that ♪ ♪ killer killer for reala i got what ever you like he give it to you wrong i give it to you right ♪ ♪ he gonna give it for a second ima give it all night he just do it just to do it i just do it like mike ♪ ♪ shorty wanna tell me how that body gonna work i like all that seduction she look closer ♪ ♪ over and over shakin that butt thin ♪

♪ i got something i gotta show her what something ♪ ♪ but if she wanna rock with a player she gonna have to follow my instruction, like ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty, whoa ♪ ♪ ain't nothing like watching you rock me go ahead girl and just drop it on me ♪ ♪ while i just sit back and just admire that ♪ ♪ hoping that you don't plan on stopping me well about a hundred thou' of stacks in me ♪ ♪ well i know you like that but i also like it when you ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty ♪ ♪ move that body work that body girl twist that body shake it shorty, whoa ♪ mmmmmmmmm

>> jimmy: thanks to patrick dempsey, armie hammer, armie hammer, julie bowen, fred willard, kevin nealon. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "5.0" is o n