it's time now for tonight's closing argument. secretary of state hillary clinton has reached out to

officials and countries around the world including china to warn them that thousands of confidential diplomatic cables may soon be made public. it's the latest release from wikileaks. the release could erode trust in the u.s. an official said the release will put lives at risk. tell us what you think about it on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> dicky: it's the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league presented by gmc. >> jimmy: hi i'm "jimmy kimmel live." >> and i'm cousin sal. >> you like fantasy football, right? >> oh, you know it. >> jimmy: let's go to the scores.

>> the sports guy bill simmons continues to steam roll the league with a win over jb smoove. >> jimmy: adam carolla a solid victory over joe mchale. >> the fighting kimmels are heating up pounding team fridge. >> jimmy: thank you for saying that, sal. and kristen bell embarrassing fiance dax shepard, and it is starting to take its toll on our adorable couple. >> i don't think you had to beat me by that much. >> i couldn't control that. but if anyone should be apologizing to anyone, you should be apologizing to me. >> for losing by 47 points? because you're the man. how does that make me look? you were beat by a girl. >> she just put it on you. take it like a man. >> just hypothetically if your lady had beaten you, this resoundingly, what would -- >> guess what i would have did? i would have made up to her. >> bingo! >> jimmy: good one, fridge. i don't know what that means, but that's a good one.

>> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league, right here every week. >> jimmy: presented by gmc. i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm his cousin sal. pop. doesn't work. >> dicky: to follow the action all season long, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores videos and more. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with mandy moore, john quinnones and music from atomic tom.

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announcer ] there's only one way to eat an eggo...your way. [ louise ] l'eggo my eggo. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mandy moore. john quinones.

and music from atomic tom. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, don't move! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. thank you for clapping. thank you for watching. is everyone here -- everyone -- are you ready to laugh harder than you've ever laughed in your entire life? [ cheers and applause ] well, you've come to the wrong place. hey, you know, halloween is on

sunday, so make sure you have plenty of cigarettes for the kids. this year -- i'm not giving out candy this year. i'm giving out windex. if the kids don't like it and throw it back at my house, clean windows. some parents -- i think some parents ruin halloween for their kids by not letting them get candy. i think it's a mistake. in fact the way the economy is headed, it might not be a bad idea for kids to get as much practice begging for food as they can. i -- i'm not a big halloween guy. i usually don't like to dress up. but this year i'm making an exception. this year, i'm going as a large slab of meat covered with pieces of lady gaga. [ applause ] by the way, if you're thinking about it, don't go as lady gaga covered with meat. any costume that your dog is more excited about than you are, not a good idea. if you don't have a costume yet,

and you don't want to wade through those horribly depressing bankrupt petcos turned halloween stores that they have, it's fun and easy to make your own at home using ordinary things you find around the house. here, in fact, is our last minute halloween costume tip of the night. get a football. put the football under your arm. pick up a cell phone with a camera. grab a hot dog. take a photo of the hot dog. voila. you're brett favre. [ applause ] allegedly. allegedly. uncle frank, you don't dress up, do you? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you going to dress up this year? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are? i did not know that. i tell you, uncle frank is a fun guy. he likes parties, he likes to fool around. when it comes to halloween, he has very strong opinions about

costumes. you are a traditionalist, right? >> traditionalist, yeah. >> jimmy: earlier this afternoon, he shared his opinions with us in tonight's edition of ""frank talk." >> uncle frank here. i don't like some of the halloween costumes. like darth vader and the mouse and -- i just don't like most of the costumes. they're very dark and scary. halloween -- i want brightness. i want penguins. they're good. they're happy. >> jimmy: you do dress up. [ applause ] quick question. what is a penguin? >> what is a penguin. that's a bird. >> jimmy: very good. all right. tonight on mtv, the big "jersey shore" reunion show. can you call a get together six days after the last episode a reunion show? i think not. but a lot has happened since we

last saw the kids from the show. pauly d graduated from med school. j-woww finally finished mapping the human genome. so, that's something. tonight on abc, the traditional halloween classic, "it's the great pumpkin charlie brown." i love these. these are classics. they bring you back to more innocent time. but i guess to appeal to a younger demographic or something, someone at abc decided to do a horrible thing. they made charlie brown rap for the commercials. have you seen this? i'm against that. and they also, again, i guess to try to focus on teens, changed some of the voices in the special itself. >> you and everyone here said when i went to the bathroom, i'm fake. >> jenny thinks she heard me talking [ bleep ], now she's blowing it up to something completely different. >> i walk away, and he goes, who is the fakest one in the house? everyone nods and says jenny. >> i never said that. >> that's what i heard. that's what i heard. that's what i heard. >> that wasn't me, but then you

told him -- >> that's what i heard. >> i called you fake. >> that's what i heard. >> from who? you are all [ bleep ] -- >> have a huge ding dong. >> jimmy: well those darn "jersey shore" kids have struck again. they are all waiting around for the great pickle. in other scary halloween news, tonight on "e.t.," sarah palin sat down with mary hart. >> are you going to run for president? >> you know, i have not decided what i'm going to do in 2012. for me mary it's going to entail a discussion with my family. a real close look at the lay of the land. and to consider whether there are already candidates out there who can do the job. if there's nobody else to do it of course i should believe that we should do this. >> so the answer is yes, if you get the right people behind you now. >> well -- it's -- it's a yes if there are others who are not

willing to be running for the right reasons. then it would certainly be something that todd and i would consider seriously. >> jimmy: great. one quick question. why are you announcing this to mary hart? billy bush wasn't available? couldn't get mario lopez on the phone? this morning, here in hollywood, as a matter of fact, right across the street from the theater, i don't know if you saw this, they buried a time capsule to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the hollywood walk of fame. that's where all the stars have their stars and their hand prints and everything. the capsule is supposed to be opened in 2060 and they filled it with items that define hollywood, like breast implants, mel gibson voicemail in there. one of paris hilton's chihuahuas. stuff like that. because god forbid mankind ever forgets "the real housewives of new jersey." they probably won't remember to open it in 2060. they usually forget about these things. by the way, in 2060, i predict

president piper palin. that's right. the time capsule got a lot of coverage on our local news. here's the story from kcal. >> hollywood has been celebrating the 50th anniversary of the walk of fame all year long. today, the chamber of commerce buried a time capsule. it included mementoes from the long history of tinseltown. then, one by one they were buried at the corner of hollywood and highland. >> jimmy: wait a minute. how are you here then? [ applause ] hey, we have a good show planned for tonight. mandy moore is here. she was on "grey's anatomy" earlier tonight. john quinones is with us, too. now, john quinones, john is the guy who, i think moved into the hole with the chilean miners. something like that. he also hosts the show "what would you do," which is kind of the abc news version of

"punked." we also have an interesting band, somebody sent me a tweet about this band, which i re-tweeted, which i do from time to time, and it became a huge hit on youtube. they played their song on a subway car and the only instruments they had were their iphones. look at this. ♪ >> jimmy: the band is called atomic tom, and they're here tonight with a special performance for us on television this time, instead of on the youtube. [ applause ] stay up for that. tuesday, as you probably know, is election day. quick quiz. how many people are planning to support marijuana legalization in our audience? [ applause ]

and how -- honestly, how many of you will probably forget to vote? my favorite candidate this year is a guy named jimmy mcmillan, running for governor of new york. he's known for his comical facial hair and for saying over and over, the rent is too damn high. in fact, that's the name of his party. cbs-2 in new york caught up with mr. mcmillan on the street. apparently his message is starting to catch on. >> mcmillan says the rent may be too damn high but he doesn't think the noise level is. >> we all new yorkers have a little noise, but we're getting old and i think most of the older generation that you know the eardrums are sensitive. this is new york -- >> rent is too high. >> thank you so much, sir. the rent is too damn high. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the thing, it gets -- you know, if you turn him upside down he would like exactly the same. i want to say congratulations to the people's republic of china, though they're probably not watching the show right now.

today, they beat us out today. they now have the world's fastest computer. the fastest computer in the world. just imagine what they could do if their people were allowed on the internet. it would be incredible. china is an emerging giant. they have the world's fastest computer, in addition to the world's most polluted air, rivers and forests. congratulations to them. [ applause ] don't patronize me. america, though, still leading the way in the important areas, like toilet paper, for instance. paper goods giant kimberly clark on monday will begin testing sales of tubeless toilet paper. this is paper without the cardboard tube inside. which, don't we have that already. i think they're called tissues, right? and does it really count as an invention if you remove part of an existing thing? it's inventing a car without tires. i don't like this.

i know it might not seem like a big deal to most people but to a guy who spent 30 years of his life building his own village of toilet paper people, this is devastating. and i'm not the only one that isn't happy about it. at least one very powerful special interest group is lashing out. >> a message from the american society of gerbils. >> we are shocked and saddened to see that toilet paper rolls may soon be discontinued. toilet paper rolls are our own only source of enjoyment in this miserable prison that you humans have relegated us to. without our rolls, we have nothing. fyi, the wheel is [ bleep ]. here's the deal. take away our rolls and we chew through your feet. capice? >> this has been a message from the american society of gerbils. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm with the gerbils. i am. one more thing.

it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> an 11-year-old boy in south carolina spent last night behind bars after [ bleep ] two [ bleep ]. >> president obama is said to be in a [ bleep ] mood, but it's not just republicans that he's [ bleep ] with. >> i'm not going to [ bleep ] you, i'm going to [ bleep ] you tonight. >> oh, all right. >> number 28, buster [ bleep ]. >> have you no shame, madame? you and your far left mob [ bleep ] me. >> charlie sheen, the highest paid actor on tv, has a fat [ bleep ]. >> what does it take to win an ugly [ bleep ] contest? >> also this morning, if you want to be like charlie brown and [ bleep ] the great pumpkin, we're going to help you out this morning. >> who the [ bleep ] are you? >> i can't wait for you to [ bleep ] my [ bleep ] next. >> hello, everybody.

it's barack and michelle. >> election day is almost here and people are getting [ bleep ] up. >> we need you to stay [ bleep ] up, all the way to november 2nd. >> halloween is over, i missed it! you [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: hey, we have a good show for you tonight. john quinones is here. we have music from atomic tom. and we'll be right back with mandy moore, so -- [ male announcer ] come see what's cooking at applebee's. new flavor loaded steaks! we start with america's best selling flame grilled steak. then we load it up with fresh ingredients and savory flavors. like the steakhouse classic with applebee's signature sauce. best of all they start at just $9.99. there's also our bourbon street steak with blackened shrimp. the napa valley cabernet and portobellos. and more. applebee's new flavor loaded steaks starting at $9.99. there's

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. with us tonight on the show, the host of a show i enjoy watching. it's called "primetime: what would you do?" you know, what they do is on the show they'll like if

you're sitting outside a restaurant, they'll have, like they set a baby on fire and then they see if you will what do you do? do you finish your cobb salad or do you put out the baby? their new season premieres tomorrow night here on abc. john quinones is here. and then later, a band from brooklyn who recorded a song using nothing but their iphones as instruments. it's pretty great, became a big video on youtube. they have an album called "the moment" coming out officially november 23rd, and it's already available on itunes. atomic tom is here for their first network television performance from the bud light stage. next week on the show, what a week. will ferrell will be here. danny mcbride will be with us, boxer manny pacquiao, thandie newton, ellen pompeo, and music from paul weller, anberlin, good charlotte and huey lewis and the news. so write that into your day planner or whatever. oh, i want to show something else. heidi klum was here last week. we were talking about halloween and i guess her kids have an art

teacher and they teamed up to make me this pumpkin. it's -- it's me. this is exactly what i look like when i'm drunk. technically not a pumpkin, though, right? it's being nearly used as a base. this is a sculpture-ump -- a skumption. all right, very good. i don't know if this is going to be too alarming to keep on the desk. sorry, i'm putting this on the bottom here. i'll eat you later. our first guest tonight escaped unscathed from the highly competitive career of former teen star. you saw her earlier on "grey's anatomy" and you can hear her as the voice of rapunzel in disney 3d movie "tangled kwchlts

tangled." >> i need you to not get arrested. and it's also my birthday, just so you know. >> "tangled" arrives in theaters november 24th. please say hello to mandy moore! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? oh, you should -- put your mike on or else no one will hear anything you say. good to see you. >> good to see you, as well. >> jimmy: congratulations. you got married since the last time you were here. >> thank you very much. that is true, in fact.

>> jimmy: musician ryan adams. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: not bryan. ryan. you sure about that? >> i'm sure. >> jimmy: you have to make sure before hand because you never know who you might end up married to. and how are things? >> they're fantastic. and and. >> jimmy: and if they weren't, this would hardly be the place to air those grievances. >> i would tell you if they were not. >> jimmy: you are living together? >> no, we are not. no, of course we are. >> jimmy: you do? >> in the lovely little domestic life. absolutely. >> jimmy: is it -- has it been a transition for you having another person living in your home with you? >> no, no, it's not been a transition at all. the only thing that i've sort of realized and has been brought to my attention is that i guess organically being married has helped me become that much more domestic. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i am obsessed with, well, with cleaning in general but particularly vacuuming. like, obsessed to the point where it's really troublesome to my husband. >> jimmy: i like it, too.

>> no, i like -- we have cats so, like, the cat litter, immediately, i love to vacuum it up. i got this really cool sort of tricked out vacuum that has all of the attachments. i have, like, all the -- >> jimmy: you maybe be more interested in it than i am. >> i guarantee i am. >> jimmy: what is it that you like about vacuuming? >> it's cathartic. some people like to garden or cook or something. to me -- i can completely zone out and -- >> jimmy: i like the pattern, seeing the -- >> i'm not good at the pattern. i like the instant gratification, though, i did something. >> jimmy: you're not good at the pattern? >> i'm not. >> jimmy: seems like you really need to learn that. >> i particularly like cleaning dust, like, off the ceiling. i like that attachment. that's my favorite. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't -- yeah, okay. >> you don't go there? you stick to the carpet? >> jimmy: i never really had much luck with the attachments. and as a kid i used to do vacuuming to, you know, to keep my mother happy.

if i vacuumed, she would be happy for a whole month. but a nickel or poodle or something would get caught in the thing -- >> a poodle. >> jimmy: maybe a horrible noise. and this horrible smell. but the vacuums now days are much better. >> they're much better. and my favorite part of this new vacuum i got is, it sort of has different settings, one that i can sort of, like, turn the volume down, it's sort of the low energy -- >> jimmy: really? why would you ever turn it up? >> well, because there's a little bit more power when you turn it up. >> jimmy: i see. i got you. >> so like -- my husband and i have different hours, he's a bit of a night owl and i'm an early bird. so, i love that i can get up early in the morning and vacuum and i can turn down the setting and not wake him up. he gets -- i don't know if it's the frequency that hurts his ears -- >> jimmy: really? it hurts his ears? >> that's the only -- that's the only thing -- >> jimmy: what a delicate little flower he is. >> very delicate, in fact. >> jimmy: i heard that he listens to, like, death metal, which i find hard to believe because that's not his music.

>> he does. he tries to tell me that's a huge influence and inspiration for his music, which i don't believe at all. so, that's something that i've learned in my year and a half of marriage, too, i've been schooled on the different genres and subsections of metal. >> jimmy: what are they? >> i don't know all of them. >> jimmy: i know about death metal. >> there's black metal. i know the difference between hair metal, like, brittany fox versus emperor, let's say. but i mean, there's, like, battle core dungeon metal. there's grind core metal. that's power metal. i mean -- >> jimmy: he listens to all of that? >> he does. >> jimmy: and yet the vacuum bothers him. there's no vacuum metal. that would be a marriage of both things for you. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: so, he goes to the concerts and you tolerate this music? >> i tolerate the music. yeah, i find it interesting. i try to sort of see what he gets out of it.

see the melody and the cord progressions but it just sounds like -- to me. >> jimmy: yeah. what does he get out of it? other than, like, you waking up one night in the middle of the night and he's got a pick ax or something like that. >> i don't think it's all violent necessarily, but i don't know. i think it's, you know, he gets charged by up. >> jimmy: gets him charged up. does he play that kind of stuff? >> he does. he will plug into the computer at night so i can't hear any but he just goes to down. >> jimmy: really? i have to say, i'm surprised to hear that. bryan adams, yes. ryan adams, no. >> bryan, i can see that. >> jimmy: are you guys having a halloween party? >> no, we're sort of home bodies, sort of quiet, save for the metal and the vacuuming. but we like to entertain, have people over to the house and stuff. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. in fact, this time last year we had a bunch of people over because ryan's birthday is coming up and we had a pot luck

and one of ryan's friends brought over some cookies that had a particular herbal ingredient, let's just call it that, shall we say. >> jimmy: i'm not following. >> well -- >> jimmy: something that will be legal on wednesday. >> yes. absolutely. >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] >> so the container of stale herbal cookies i sort of pushed on top of the oven, like, way in the back, we had all the other treats in front of us. and to protect the identity of a relative of mine, we'll call him my uncle john who is a straight-laced man didn't partake in all of the yummy treatments on the table. he went for the stale cookies in the purple tupper ware container on top of the oven and he ate the whole stale cookie and looked alarmed and i remember asking him, are you okay, and he

said, i had one of the cookies and i thought he was kidding and it turns out that he just sort of looked at me wide-eyed and said, were those funny cookies? and i was like, yes, uncle john, in fact, they were. and he was -- >> jimmy: is this the uncle john from the grateful dead song? >> sure. absolutely. >> jimmy: and so uncle john floated home? >> uncle john actually was going to see "inglourious basterds" with my husband and the report from my husband at the end of the evening was he was sort of clutching the armrests throughout the film. when he wasn't, like, cackling and pointing to the screen and then turning to my husband and nudging him and pointing at the screen cackling more. he said that -- >> jimmy: some people take the term pot luck a little too seriously, i think is the problem. >> very good. >> jimmy: but he's all right? >> he said that it was -- that substance changed a lot since the '70s.

>> jimmy: i think it's gotten more potent. on a more wholesome note -- this is great. you've got drugs in your house but you're a disney princess now. that's your doll. you did the voices for the doll. even the doll, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: let's get this doll going. i have a lot of these dolls. >> you do. i've not seen her before. >> jimmy: you have not? ♪ >> whoa! whoa, tarzan. >> jimmy: i don't know if you can hear tarzan. so -- that's got to be pretty cool. you've not seen these? >> i haven't seen the -- my mom actually texted me the other day said she had bought the singing doll but i have not seen it in

person. >> jimmy: i imagine this is what uncle john imagined he was seeing during -- >> that very night. >> jimmy: well, great to see you. the movie is called "tangled," it opens in theaters november 24th. it's in 3d, too. mandy moore, everybody. we'll be right back with john quinones. [ male announcer ] experience 5 react gum.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. still to come, atomic tom. the next time you ignore a stranger in trouble, or fall into a hole full of chilean miners, our next guest may be there. a new season of his very entertaining show "primetime: what would you do?" begins here on abc tomorrow night at 9:00. please welcome the ashton kutcher of news, john quinones. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow, good to be here. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, good. >> jimmy: great to have you here. you had a big scoop a little while ago.

like, a week and a half ago. >> we were down in chile with the miners. >> jimmy: unbelievable. now, the deal was, they were not going to speak to anyone until they were all together and they were -- and somehow you popped up with an interview with the best, the pick of the litter. >> they were looking for rick sanchez but he had been let go -- just kidding. no, i was, i had been there weeks before the masses of press got there, so i was able to, you know, ingratiate myself and get to know and talk to the families, get to know about their sons and daughters, their sons and fathers and brothers and, folks were very nice. it's something not only do i speak the language, but i understand the mannerisms and the culture. and they were very nice to me and they introduced me to the men down there. >> jimmy: everybody's trying to get this guy and i would imagine your competitors are all over the place, too, and yet you -- i mean, when that happens, do you taunt them as, you know, the -- you must -- that's got to be, it's like, you won, and they

lost, isn't it? >> but it speaks for itself. you know they see it on television. they know we got them. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. but you make a couple of calls, flip the bird out the van window, you know? >> the fact is, there were 2,000 journalists there, i got the first interview. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. [ applause ] and you got the best guy. and, not only did you get the first interview, but your interview subject stripped naked on camera for you -- >> they call him super mario. >> jimmy: you took the guy to the beach and he was so excited -- >> he told us he wanted to see the ocean, to see the shore and we had no idea that when he got there he was going to strip naked and then run into the surf. we had to cover his rear end so we could show it on television. but he was just so excited. >> jimmy: does he get paid extra for that, for the nudity? >> for the late night edition of "world news." >> jimmy: that was great. that must have been a real thrill for you professionally and you get to spend time with

the naked guy. that's exciting, too. now, this show that you have, i really -- i love watching this -- >> you do some of this yourself with the kids. >> jimmy: we do it in a comic way, but you do it in a way where people really -- it really kind of proves that, for the most part, people are cowardly and -- >> no, no. >> jimmy: and despicable. >> for the most part, people have a great heart. just when you think, you're ready to give up, along come the heroes. they do something so impressive. >> jimmy: there's one heap roe hero, though and eight nonheroes who will sit there and watch -- >> it makes it that much better. >> jimmy: i does. and people are okay being on television, the ones that come off badly. >> we don't have to have them sign releases, because we are shooting this in a public place. but we have everyone sign releases. we're not out to embarrass them. so we have them sign releases on their own. >> jimmy: so people are willing to, really, to -- >> well, yeah. even those who say the most

outlandish things. >> jimmy: and some of them do do that. and some of them get very, very upset, too. >> i have to come out. i'm like the mexican alan funt, you know? it's a candid camera for those of you who remember that show, of ethics. a hybrid between news and reality. our show is more real and more reality than anything else. most of it is contrived out there, the so-called reality shows. >> jimmy: your situation is contrived, but the situation -- the people in the middle of it, very real to them. >> very genuine and real. the responses and the reactions. >> jimmy: this week, you have a hot for teacher type scenario going on at a restaurant. tell us what you're doing. >> what would you do if you were at a restaurant and you see this tutor, tutoring a student, a 16-year-old boy, but this isn't just any tutor. she's in her 40s and she's hot. very good looking. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. >> and not only that she's hitting on the student. >> jimmy: of course. >> a 15-year-old student and

this older woman at a cafe. she's supposed to be his tutor. >> do you think i'm pretty? >> but her flagrant advances make it clear that this is a cougar predator on the prowl. and many customers aren't afraid to say so. >> let's go. >> no, you are -- the mother is coming in five minutes. he's not leaving with you. do you understand? >> jimmy: i -- i want to say, in that situation, i would have intervened also but just to high five the kid. >> i was going to say -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, really. >> that is what we expect. i was going to ask you, the twist would be, what do the men say? >> jimmy: that's unacceptable. i don't know why -- but if it was a man with a young girl -- >> every schoolboy's dream. >> jimmy: i don't know why. it seems like a different thing to me. >> you'll be surprised at how some fathers reacted to this. >> jimmy: they probably try to cut right in. >> not what you think. >> jimmy: really? and, why are people even, like,

why do you think they're watching what's going on there? >> i think it's a little bit of voyeurism, no doubt. no one would approach her until she went away to the bathroom, and then approach the young man. they were afraid she would lash out at them. even the women were. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. do you ever worry that somebody is going to turn the tables and try to put you in one of these situations? >> now that i've been doing this show for awhile, yes. every time i see a homeless person -- i have to stop, i think maybe it's -- >> jimmy: really? >> "dateline" trying to make me look bad. oh, yeah, john quinones does this on tv, but in real life, look at what he does. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. we may be doing something to you right now for all you know. >> look at the cameras in here. i can't even pick up my dry cleaning, people think, where are the cameras? >> jimmy: you have to tip. you have to throw money at homeless people. you have to -- >> it's a hard life, jimmy. >> jimmy: you have to be on your best behavior. >> always. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. great to meet you. john quinones, everybody.

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>> jimmy: this is their new album. it is called "the moment." here with the song "take me out," atomic tom. ♪ if i was bold enough

i would follow you forever but ♪ ♪ darling please rescue me take me out some may say ♪ ♪ it's my fate am i just in time or am i late if you can understand ♪ ♪ then take me out i don't start i don't end i don't change on my own take me out i don't lose ♪ ♪ i don't win i don't do well alone alone alone alone love is what you make it ♪

♪ take my heart and break it take me out i don't want to stay home ♪ ♪ ♪ you make me sweat but can you make love mean something instead something real ♪ ♪ make me feel then take me out i don't start i don't end i don't change on my own ♪ ♪ take me out i don't lose i don't win i don't do well alone alone alone alone ♪ ♪ love is what you make

it take my heart and break it take me out i don't want to stay home ♪ ♪ oh i don't want to stay here i don't wanna live half my life and disappear ♪ ♪ so if you want to take chances take a chance on me then take me out ♪ ♪ take me out ♪ ♪ take me out ♪ ♪ i don't start ♪ ♪ i don't end ♪ ♪ i don't change on my own ♪ ♪ take me out i don't lose i don't win i don't do well alone alone alone alone ♪ ♪ love is what you make it

take my heart and break it take me out i don't want to stay ♪ [woman singing opera] [in italian] more fire! [yelling in italian] [woman singing opera] [clock chiming in background]

[in italian] perfect! [woman singing opera] if you're really serious about entertainment, every detail counts.