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season kicked off officially tonight with the lighting of the christmas tree at rockefeller center in new york. hundreds of thousands of people gathered in the cold to see the tree, and then times square, a month from now, they will gatter in the cold again to see the big silver ball. you know, we're really not that much different from dogs, when you think about it. if someone shook a giant set of keys over our heads we would probably watch that, too. it fun to see, i guess, and it was a spectacular site to behold. >> all right, let's light this tree! >> here we go! >> five, four, three, two, one -- yeah! >> jimmy: they cut back a little bit on the size because of the economy. of course, the tree, of course, was enormous. this year, it was a 74-foot tall norway spruce. and it came from a special place. it was cut from the backyard of a new york city fireman who was among the first responders on 9/11. and, boy, was he pissed when he

found out. he was really -- it is a beautiful tree, though. you can see here, they spruced the spruce up with 30,000 lights, wrapped more than 5,000 miles of wire. if one goes out in the middle, they all go out at once in the old days, they used to hang ornaments on a witch and light her hair on fire. tonight, here on abc, another great holiday tradition, the classic cartoon, "how the grinch stole christmas." thelished in 1957. it is still popular, but everything needs to be freshened up from time to time. so, we took out some of the tired old voice of the grinch and replaced it with audio from the very popular "the o'reilly factor" and i think you'll agree that now it appeals to all ages. >> hi, i'm bill o'reilly, thanks for watching. there are traitors in america. as you may know, classified information is now floating

around the globe, courtesy of the traitors. the guy who runs the website is a sleaze ball named julian assange, who is bent on damaging ms america. and once again, the president is not extending any kind of sense of urgency to the public about it. whoever leaked all those state department documents to wick key leeks is a traitor and should be executed or put in prison for life. traitor. >> jimmy: there you go, that's -- of course, the big news in washington. [ applause ] is the release of 250,000 classified documents. american soldier downloaded them onto a usb drive and they were posted to wikileaks. many embarrassing opinions of foreign leaders were released. i kind of feel like the world just read our diary, and -- the white house called wikileaks and the others behind the release of this material criminals, and said president obama was, quote, not pleased. which is -- sounds like someone's going to open a can of

bipartisan exploratory committee whoop ass on somebody else. he's not pleased. representative peter king of new york said wikileaks presents a clear and present danger. former vice president dick cheney is demanding that we waterboard the internet which -- i don't know. i was thinking about it. wikileaks sounds suspiciously like ricki lake, who -- i think they should bring her in for questioning. secretary of state hillary clinton has been spending time calling these diplomats, trying to smooth things over. today, one close ally of ours laughed and said, don't worry, you should hear what we say about you. i guess that's good he was understanding. she held a press conference yesterday, during which she laid out plans, which will hopefully make sure nothing like this ever happens again. >> i have directed that specific actions be taken at the state department, in addition to new

security safeguards at the department of defense and elsewhere to protect state department information so that kind of -- >> jimmy: well, at least they let her keep her shirt on, i guess, right. >> former president george w. bush is still out promoting his memoir "decision points." yesterday, he sat down with facebook founder mark zuckerberg for a chat on facebook live. zuckerberg asked president bush what kind of mobile communications device he usestue tech savvy. >> i became a blackberry person. now i'm an ipad person. so -- i hope that you buy my book in hard copy and electronically. this is like staying on message so you -- lesson one in marketing, always go back to the

task. so i use -- and i use the facebook. >> jimmy: right, and don't get him started on the twitter, which he uses, also. there you go. george bush doesn't care about blackberries. he said it. [ applause ] early reviews from broadway of the upcoming "spider-man" musical are bad. this is a $65 million production. it's a huge thing. the early run this weekend was reportedly a mess. they said the music wasn't good, some of the actors got stuck dangling from cables. it was called an epic flop by "the new york post." i think i know why this happened. i think the spider-man musical flopped because it's a musical about spider-man. i think that was the problem right there. spider-man doesn't -- even if spider-man wanted to sing, he's got red panty hose over his

face, he can't. the only -- i've been working on a super hero show, it's called "talk what man on ice." oh, yeah. aqua man on skates trying to speak to his friends who are trapped under the layer of ice. that's a musical. last night on monday night football, tough night for the arizona cardinals. they got beaten bad ly by the 49ers. and to make matters worse, while they were down 18 points in the fourth quarter, derek anderson and offensive lineman deuce latouy were caught on camera apparently enjoying themselves. >> one of the things i don't like to see is the demeanor sometimes of your players on the bench when you're playing bad. i want it to bother you. >> jimmy: some people took offense to that. so, after a game, a recorder asked derek anderson about it and that question did not go over well. >> what i talk about is nobody else's business -- >> why was something funny when

you're down 18 points in the fourth quarter -- >> i wasn't laughing about anything -- >> the camera showed you laughing. >> that's fine. >> and coach commented about it. >> that's fine. i'm not laughing about it. you think the is funny, i take [ bleep ] serious. i put my heart and soul into this every single week. >> all i'm saying is -- >> i'm telling you right now what i do every single week. every single week, i put my heart and soul into this. i study my ass off. i don't go out there and laugh. it's not funny. nothing is funny to me. i don't want to get embarrassed on monday night football in front of everybody. >> i'm telling you right now. we're talking. >> what was the context -- >> i'm done. sorry. >> jimmy: you know -- some people liked it. i can understand [ applause ] i can understand why he was defen defensive. he's a young guy. but the fact of the matter is, people laugh at funerals. people laugh in all sorts of places where it isn't appropriate. and by the way, if anyone bothered to watch the whole

tape, they would see what he was laughing about. roll the whole tape. but the whole thing. you see here, now these guys are -- they're looking at -- see? [ laughter ] one of their competitors. it never gets old, really. thinking of making it my christmas card this year. and, one more thing. this is wonderful. this was posted to youtube on sunday. a young man in boca raton, florida, made a individuvideo tn otter. this is the sort of thing that happens in florida. and, well, here's what happened. >> what's up little ator? little otter. come here little otter. come here little otter. aw. there it goes. that was awesome. oh, it wants to get back up

here, i guess. holy [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: you know, if i said it once, i've said it a thousand times. we've got to stop nature, because it's -- fortunately, the kid, whose name is william gibbons, is alive, and he's standing by right now to tell us -- actually, he's going to tell us all about it next. we have a good show tonight. we have music from miguel tonight. from "no ordinary family, at autumn reeser is here, and we'll be right back with magic johnson, and the otter kid, so stick around. try this.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. with us tonight, from "no ordinary family, at autumn reeser is here. then later, an l.a. native, he's written songs for everyone from mary j. blige to usher. now he has his an album of his own. it came out today, it's called "all i want is you." miguel is here from the bud light stage. and magic johnson is here too, tomorrow is world aids day, we're going to talk about that. tomorrow night, larry king, kate bosworth, and greg fitzsimmons are here. and then on thursday, james franco and music from darius rucker. so tune in for all that, too. if you're just joining us, moments ago, we showed you this tape, made by a young man in florida. look at this. >> what's up little otter? little otter. ch holy [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: good news, the young man is alive and well and he's with us now via sat line, courtesy of our affiliate,

wpbf-25 in west palm beach. his name is william gibbons. hello, william. first of all, how are you? >> i'm fine, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i wasn't attacked by an otter, but i'm doing all right. >> yeah, good point. >> jimmy: we saw what happened up until the point where you were apparently attacked by the otter. what did we not see? >> you mean before the video? >> jimmy: no, no, i'm sure there's a whole lifetime before the video, but i mean, the moment where it cut out and we heard you screaming and the video was taking and then it just stopped. >> oh, okay, well, i was screaming and shaking my phone and i ran over to my neighbor's house because no one was home and we called animal control. >> jimmy: did the otter bite you? >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times did the otter bite you? >> it only bit me once. >> jimmy: only once. and then, what, you pushed it away and it ran off?

>> i'm not sure if it ran off but it doesn't chase me. >> jimmy: i see. >> it got its teeth on me and i ran, i didn't look back. >> jimmy: have you -- have you ever been attacked by an otter before? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: what do otters eat? maybe you smelled like a clam or something. >> i don't think i smelled like clams. you never know. >> jimmy: you have to get rabies shots then? >> yeah, i had to get my rabies shots. >> jimmy: you did, wow. and do they think it was rabid? >> we don't know. just to be safe, i got them. >> jimmy: what did your parents and, like, friends and that sort of thing, what did they have to say about this? >> they didn't say anything at first, they just laughed at me at first. >> jimmy: they just laughed at you, huh? and who decided to put the video on youtube? >> that was me.

after it happened. yeah. >> jimmy: what's the second most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? >> you know, i'm not embarrassed easily. >> jimmy: i guess not. >> i'm not really even embarrassed about this. >> jimmy: have they captured the otter? >> no, they haven't. >> jimmy: are you looking -- are you planning to exact revenge on the otter when you get ahold of it? >> no, no, i'm not going to take revenge on it. >> jimmy: if you ran into an otter holding a video camera, would you attack it in retaliation? >> yes. >> jimmy: you would, all right. do you feel like you have any super powers, you know, because this is how spider-man got started. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you could turn into otterman or something, you know? >> i could be otterman. i don't know what kind of super power i would have. >> jimmy: you really have to be safe. and this is why i say, if you see an animal in any situation, run.

well, thanks for talking to us, william. i hope you learn and valuable lesson from all of this. william begin sgibbons, everybo. please, never try to have sex with an otter. is that what we learned? okay. our first guest tonight is one of the greatest athletes ever to pull on a pair of extremely tiny basketball shorts. he's a hall of famer, a five-time nba champion, an olympic gold medalist and, perhaps, a future nfl team owner. please welcome earvin "magic" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. i guess the first question is, have you ever been attacked by an otter? >> no. see, see william played it

wrong. >> jimmy: he did? in what way? >> see, a black man would have took off running the very first time he spotted the otter. >> jimmy: right, right. me, too, i would have been -- there would have been no filming in the first place. >> yeah, he filming and he started laughing. and he still filming as the otter is coming out the water. >> jimmy: right. wait a minute. william, you got to run! he waited until he got bitten and then he ran. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's the wrong thing. >> jimmy: always run before you get bitten is what they say. >> you got to do that. >> jimmy: now, this is an interesting time in your life because you've sold your interest in the lakers. you were part-owner of the team. you sold your starbucks franchises. you've given up basketball and coffee, essentially. and now you've got this big pile of money and you've come to me to help you figure out what to do with it. >> i've been seeking your, you know, sought your advice, i want to know what i should do. >> jimmy: do you know what you want to do with it? >> i definitely want to bring

the nfl back to los angeles. >> jimmy: you do. that would be great. [ applause ] >> so, today, nobody knows this, i'm announcing this team, i teamed up with aeg, and we're going to come together to bring the nfl back to los angeles. >> jimmy: wow, that would be fantastic. now, of course, you know that many people have tried to bring the nfl to los angeles and i have a theory, i think the nfl likes to keep los angeles vacant because they can play blakemail with the other teams and tell them, well, if you don't give us a stadium, we're going to move a team to l.a. so, you think there's a real shot? >> i think the owners want it. i think the commissioner, who is doing an incredible job with the nfl, roger, i think he wants it here. and i think that we want it here, as the fans, as the people who live here. >> jimmy: sure we do. >> and we miss the nfl being here. especially having two teams and now we don't have any, and so, it would be great to have the

nfl, especially, you know, we got the back-to-back world champion lakers, so, we would love to have a super bowl team here. >> jimmy: but would you want to -- would they expand or would it be an existing team? >> i think it would probably have to be an existing team, because i don't think the nfl wants to expand. and so i'm sure there's some teams out there who would be willing to move here. >> jimmy: in a perfect world, which team do you think you'd want to get? >> i can't get to the perfect world right now. >> jimmy: if a team is owned by -- there's an owner that has a team, how would you be involved? involved in the stadium or the team? >> we would love to partner with that owner, and then be involved in the stadium, as well. >> jimmy: i got you. you had part of the lakers and the lakers are champions. so, why get out of that? >> well, i love the lakers. we won ten championships, i got ten rings, so -- [ applause ] that's an amazing run. and. >> jimmy: you ran out of

fingers? >> i ran out of fingers, that's right. and dr. buss still wanted me to stay as vice president, still work with the lakers and i'm doing that. and then what was great, my son nesh gauche yated the deal. >> jimmy: that seems like a terrible idea, i mean -- he did a good job. >> andre did a wonderful job and i was proud of him. he kept checking back with me, is it enough dad? no, go back. >> jimmy: what percentage do you have to give him? >> well, you know, i had to give him a little money. i had to give him a little something something, so, he's happy right now. >> jimmy: this is the guy that you guys sold the lakers to. and -- it looks like he's working on -- he's got some potion to turn them into the celtics, is that -- is that something we should be worried about? >> if he's trying to turn them into the celtics, we better be worried. j >> jimmy: it's unusually green. he did not play for the team. >> no. >> jimmy: will he be a good

minority owner? >> he will be. he's a good man. and also a man who gives back to the city, so, i'm happy. because it was important for me to pick the right person and then dr. buss approved him, of course, and so it's wonderful. >> jimmy: you have a lump -- how much money is in the lump right now? can you say? is it public or is it private thing? >> it's private, but it's a lot. >> jimmy: it's a lot. it's many millions of dollars. do you have people now coming to you, saying, i have a great idea? >> jimmy -- it was the greatest day of my life and the worst day. >> jimmy: it was? what happened? >> everybody and their mother came at me with crazy business offers and deals now. >> jimmy: and do you listen to these -- >> unfortunately, i listen, because you might find one out of a million. so, i'm looking probably at 100 deems a day and this one is really crazy. so, the guy comes to my office, he says, i got the greatest idea in the world, i said, what? you know how you want to meet a woman, and she might be driving

and you in your car and she's in her car? won't you have signs? i said, signs? yeah, like, you put up a sign, what's your name? what's your phone number? so, he's going through this, now, i'm, all i can to not laugh in his face, i'm trying to not laugh in his face. and he's serious. i said, well, what if the guy don't have no signs? or what if she flips you off and says, you jerk, right? and so that was the craziest thing -- >> jimmy: how much money did he want for the sign idea? >> millions. >> jimmy: well, you got the paper, the sticks -- >> exactly, sticks, paper. i said that is so ridiculous to me. >> jimmy: i can't man whimagine you must go through. >> and the thing is, all your relati relatives start calling. >> jimmy: is there one in particular? >> all of them. so, you know, everybody now, the

lost cousin that you never ta talked to in millions of years, they resurface now. >> jimmy: terrific. now, tomorrow is world aids day, and you are getting an award. what is the award? >> well, i got a new award which will be called the magic award. >> jimmy: that's a coincidence then? >> it's for all my work i've done with hiv and aids. tomorrow is a great day, because we will remember those who passed away from aids and also try to make sure that we edge ka educate people more about hiv and aids and raise the awareness level of the disease, as well as make sure that we get people out to get tested. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that the goal tomorrow, to -- if people do one thing tomorrow, what is it -- >> one thing, i think, get tested. know your status, yes, because it's so important. it's about 1 million people walking around who is living with hiv, don't know it. and so that's important. >> jimmy: i want to ask you, as

a possible nfl team owner, you -- did you see the cardinals game last night? >> yes, i saw the game. >> jimmy: what do you think about that? you're a guy who is a competitor, you're losing, getting beaten badly, you're on the bench laughing. >> i would have beat his butt or killed him. >> jimmy: really? you never did anything like that? >> that quarterback did something that was very wrong. you can never -- when you getting beaten like they were getting killed by the 49ers, and then you start laughing, and you're the quarterback, and -- that means you're the leader of the team. jshg right. >> they take on your personality. so, now, everybody will be laughing. everybody won't care. >> jimmy: isn't that better, everybody is enjoying themselves and laughing. >> no, not on my team. >> jimmy: that will not happen on your team. >> he would have been cut today. >> jimmy: really? >> i would have went to dr. buss, jerry west and coach riley, say, get him off our

team. >> jimmy: it would be weird to have a football player on the basketball team anyway. let me throw one other thing at you, then, since we're talking about this. like, three weeks ago, you, the lakers were hosting the timberwolves, and you went into the timberwolves locker room and gave the timberwolves a pep talk before they played the lakers. how did that happen? >> jimmy, that's a secret. well, you think about my old teammate, kurt rambis is coaching the timberwolves. they're bad. so, i tried to help them. i knew they were not going to beat the lakers. but you're trying to -- >> jimmy: what did you tell them? when you know they're going to lose? try to give it, like, 84%? >> yeah, yeah. the old thumb's up. you're really going to do a good job tonight against the lakers. >> jimmy: you must have been nervous and really hoping the lakers won that game. >> i know, here it is, the past

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, miguel. you know our next guest from two years on "the oc." you can see her now as the ordinary katie andrews on the show "no ordinary family." watch it tuesday nights at 8:00, here on abc. please welcome autumn reeser. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that is some dress you've got on there. >> thank you. very much. >> jimmy: it's quite lovely.

>> thank you. i love it. it's from the ro, i fell in love with it. i wanted to wear it but i was a little nervous about wearing it tonight because it's tight and i'm carrying a little extra weight. >> jimmy: me, too. you are in -- i don't want to say anything because -- >> right here. >> jimmy: so i can say, you are either pregnant or you have a beer belly. >> i drank a lot of beer. no, i'm pregnant, actually. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. is this -- does your husband know about this? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: or is this the first -- >> hi, honey, i'm pregnant. by the way. >> jimmy: how is this going to work with your character on the show, because -- >> i have no idea. i mean, work knows, i've told them. i have no idea because my character is really kind of not so great with men -- >> jimmy: kind of a nerd type. >> but it is a super hero show. it could be a magical thing that happens. i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> stranger things have happened. >> jimmy: that would be strange

if you had a super baby inside of you. but i guess it could happen or they do the thing is they put you in big lab coats and you'll stand behind a giant beaker or something like that all the time. >> yeah, large piles of books. so you all know what's going on if that starts happening on the show. >> jimmy: where are you from originally? >> karlsbad and ocean side. >> jimmy: i got you. close to tijuana. did you spend time there as a child? ? i did not. i went to mexico once. but it was with my family to go camping. >> jimmy: oh, really? camping in mexico? wow. big spenders, that group, huh? i thought my family was bad. camping in mexico? >> yes, no partying. >> jimmy: it sounds like a euphemism. like, for diarrhea or something. oh, i've been -- i was camping in mexico, it was -- [ laughter ] hey, you know what would be great? you should name the baby after magic johnson. >> that's a really good idea.

>> jimmy: is your husband a lakers fan? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? >> i'm not good at sports and i don't know that much about sports at all. i've been going to my first professional sports games this year. i went to my first baseball game which was a dodgers game. i threw out the first pitch. >> jimmy: you did? the first game you ever went to you threw out the first pitch? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how did do? >> i didn't make it quite all the way there. >> jimmy: yeah, because this seems bad just to start with. you know, it's not fishing. >> yeah, it was a little -- >> jimmy: you didn't care because you don't know that's a big deal, throwing out the first pitch. >> that's what i was told. >> jimmy: have you been to, like, a basketball game or -- >> i went to a basketball game once. i went to -- we know keith van horn and he invited us. we got to sit courtside. i wasn't too sure what was going on. and we just went to a cowboys game because i was involved in bringing the nfl to los angeles,

as well, on "entourage." not in real life. >> jimmy: so that translated to you going to a cowboys game? >> jerry jones guest starred. he invited me to sit in the luxury box. >> jimmy: did you know what was going on? >> i did. pretty much. >> jimmy: okay, well, that's good. >> it was exciting. all sorts of little sandwiches shaped like stars. it was fun. >> jimmy: you stayed by the snake table for the most part? >> we sat next to emmitt smith. that was exciting. >> jimmy: the dancer, yeah. >> from "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: now, on the show, you don't have powers. which is kind of a little bit of a bummer, right? you're going to be on the show and you don't have any powers. >> none. >> jimmy: do you see getting powers? >> i can see it working in. >> jimmy: it's nice to have powers. speaking of powers -- this is a photograph that i believe -- you tweeted this photograph. >> i did ability now i regret it. >> jimmy: tell us what this is.

>> um -- this is my attempt at chocolate chip cookies. >> jimmy: maybe that's your power. you're the world's worst baker. >> yeah. that -- >> jimmy: you can be bakery woman. these are chocolate chip cook keys? >> they were supposed to be. >> jimmy: how did this happen? i've never seen anything like this in my life. it looks like you vomited into a cookie tray. >> that's exactly what i did. >> jimmy: did you eat the cookies first? you're not supposed to do that. >> no, the problem is, i gave up baking after this experience, so nobody has to worried. i'm not going to bake for you. but i -- i just don't like following the recipe. >> jimmy: so, what did you put in this? quick sand? >> it sounded tasty. no, baking is very -- i feel controlled by the recipe, you know? it's like, you have to add this amount, you have to add this amount. i'm like, what if i don't want to?

>> jimmy: i'll tell you what happens. that is what happened. well, all right, well, you have other qualities. that's the important thing. very nice to meet you. congratulations on the success of the show. "no ordinary family," tuesday nights at 8:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with miguel. [ male announcer ] at&t introduces a new windows phone

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>> jimmy: making his network television debut with the title track from this new album, "all

i want is you," miguel. ♪ ♪ i wonder sometimes ♪ i wonder if i ♪ was wrong ♪ so try to do right by you ♪ now all i am is alone ♪ because all they do is distract me but now ♪ ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want you

♪ now that you're gone ♪ gone ♪ gone ♪ it's killing me softly ♪ your voice ♪ and wonder where i was wrong ♪ it was my fault ♪ in the wrong time ♪ i wonder ♪ because i you're the best ♪ now that all you do is distract me ♪ ♪ but now deep down ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ ♪ all i want is you now

♪ baby ♪ now that you're gone ♪ why, why, why ♪ because there ain't no smile ♪ or smell like you ♪ they don't make me laugh ♪ or do that good like you ♪ there ain't no photograph ♪ nothing ♪ let's face it ♪ i can't replace it ♪ that's why all i want is you ♪ all i want ♪ you ♪ now ♪ all i want is you now ♪ baby ♪ now that you're gone ♪ gone gone ♪

♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want you is ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you ♪ all i want is you abababababañ

>> jimmy: i want to thank magic johnson, autumn reeser, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is miguel's debut album, "all i want is you," out today. playing us off the air with "sure thing," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, miguel! ♪ ♪ love you like a brother treat you like a friend respect you like a lover oh, oh, oh, oh ♪