time for tonight's "closing arguments." president obama announced he had reached a deal with congressional republicans to renew all bush era tax cuts, including allowances for america's most wealthy, for two years. in exchange, the gop agreed to extend jobless benefits for the long-term unemployed. among other concessions. so, tonight, we ask, did republicans get the best of the president? in this deal? or do democrats now have some political capital by virtue of the concession? we've already heard from many of you on facebook and twitter but please join the conversation. tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page on or the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. also tonight, the family of elizabeth edwards announced today she has stopped all cancer treatment and that loved ones

have gathered with her at her home, including her estranged husband john edwards. she was first diagnosed with breast cancer in 2004. she posted on her facebook page, quote, the days of our lives are numbers. we know that. the daily effort to have a positive impact in the world, the days that i do have are made all the more meaningful and precious and for that i am grateful. tomorrow morning, "good morning america" will have the latest on her story. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, with dreamy news from warner brothers. as of about three minutes ago, the "inception" blu-ray combo pack and dvd is available. and it's great. the combo pack gives you three ways to watch leonardo dicaprio, in hi-def, dvd and digitally. plus, it's got more than 90 minutes of bonus content. if you haven't seen it -- and you definitely should -- here's a sneak preview.

>> dreams. they feel real when we're in them, right? it's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange. >> huh? >> so how did we end up here? >> i took the bus. >> where are you right now? >> we're actually in the middle of the workshop right now, sleeping, and this is your first lesson in shared dreaming. >> oh! what are you doing to my coffee? >> don't worry, guillermo. it's just a dream! >> no, it's a nightmare. i think i wet the bed! >> jimmy: guillermo! i had no idea you were in "inception." >> i wasn't, jimmy. it was just a dream. >> dicky: own the "inception" blu-ray combo pack today. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with ian somerhalder, music from social distortion and mila kunis. [ female announcer ] how well did total effects body wash shape up for good housekeeping?

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mila kunis. from "the vampire diaries" ian somerhalder. and music from social distortion. with cleto and the cletones! ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now what do you know here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i lost the button. that's what i was looking for. if you see my button, will you retrieve that for me? i feel nude without my buttons. actually, i was out visiting my parents this weekend. and my mother's reminded me of a story where she convinced us she had no bellybutton. we were stupid and so we believed that -- and ever since then, i've clung to my button for dear life. it was a very special day today. it was a day of great anticipation for every american with the ability to read.

the final official book club selection on "the oprah winfrey show." after this year, oprah's leaving and she's sworn never to read again. there was much speculation about which selection she would select. here it was. >> i'm about to announce my next book club selection. it will be number 65. my new book for you is "knitting with dog hair." [ cheers and applause ] it's dog hair for the holidays. >> jimmy: wasn't that last year's pick? no, the truth is, oprah picked two charles dickens novels. a tail of two cities and great expectations. which is great news for charles dickens. he has not had a best-seller in years. what a -- 800 pages of 19th century literature is her book club. she wants them to have both books read by january which is next month. oprah's now giving us home bewo

and i don't like that. sadistic english teacher giving you homework over the break. i don't want to read dickens again. i did that when i was 14. i want to watch cartoons and eat pizza and play call of duty on my xbox, i'm a grown man, okay? oprah was honored last night at the kennedy center. this is a major award. it's in washington, d.c. she was honored along with paul mccartney. paul mccartney gave a sergeant pepper. oprah's given us dr. phil. are those rainbow medals -- they look like mork from ork suspenders. they honored merle haggard too. and merle definitely looked haggard. nice when a celebrity finally grows into his name. president owe bram bama and the lady were in attendance.

even that didn't put a damper on oprah's special day. >> oprah winfrey was among those saluted in washington to their contributions to the art. celebrated for helping to define, tv, dance, theater and music. >> jimmy: you know what, he immediately -- [ applause ] appointed her head of the tsa. so we're in very good hands. tonight is the sixth night of hanukkah. this is the night on which jewish parents around the world say enough with the dreidel, go watch spongebob. there aren't many hanukkah specials but there are a lot of christmas specials. there are too many. they've got new ones and all the classics. especially the classics, they're the same special we've been watching for years. every christmas special has the same plot. somebody's bad and they do bad things. then a little kid or a mouse or something says something nice to them. and then they become good and they spread christmas cheer and everyone's happy. we've been doing something to give the old classics a new twist. what we've done tonight is we took the classic cartoon santa

claus is coming to town and we swapped the audio with audio from larry king's interview with mike tyson last weekend. i think it works well. enjoy. >> why did you do that interview with robin givens with barbara walters? >> because i was a -- smug back then. smug, larry, that's why. >> you sat there and she's telling all these terrible things about you and you're taking it. >> i don't know, larry, should i have kicked her in the head? you give me advice, larry. >> no -- >> i want your advice. >> don't go on the show. >> i should have had you as my adviser or something back then, you know? you have more experience with women than i do in those matters and stuff -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i love you. you're foolish. get out of here. >> jimmy: new spin on it. i don't know if you were watching this show, sarah palin's alaska on tlc. last night, sarah palin went

hunting with her father for their mother. no, they went hunt for care beau, also known as reindeer. caribou and reindeer are the same thing. it's weird timing to shoot a reindeer on television two weeks before christmas but sarah palin does what she wants to do. you hear a lot about her hunting prowess. when it comes to actual shooting, let's just say she's no calamity jane. >> you missed. he's not going anywhere. take your time, adjust. take your time. take your time. [ gunshot ] >> uh-oh. let me -- something's not right here. because this gun's right on. >> yeah, must be the gun. [ gunshot ] >> that was high too. >> here you go, sarah. come on.

>> this gun -- >> go ahead. [ gunshot ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: how many times do you have to shoot before that stupid reindeer runs already? they're bullets whizzing by your horns! by the way, there's no way sarah palin shot that reindeer. you see the editing there? i will give $1,000 to anyone who can prove sarah palin shot that caribou that suddenly is through the lens of a television camera. i don't buy it. we need to get castle on this immediately. and by the way, between the made-up words and the wildly firing at everything on four legs, sarah palin is very rapidly transforming into elmer fudd. this is -- this is good. this is from wabc eyewitness news in new york. reporter on the scene covering a string of church robberies in the bronx and provides us with tonight's edition of "behind the

news." >> they're asking for any information, anyone might have, contact your local precinct. we of course we stay on this story and have much more for you tonight on eyewitness news at 5:00. for now, in the bronx -- [ gunshot ] >> there you go, baby, there you go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the founder of wikileaks, julian assange, is still in hiding. swedish police filed an arrest warrant against him on charges of sexual assault. if he's arrested, assange is threatening to release what he calls a poison pill of encrypted classified files including information about ufos, which -- um, arrest him. i wanter er tto hear about the. he said president obama should resign if it's proved he authorized spying by u.s. diplomats. our diplomats have better be spying, otherwise we're just

paying them to go on vacation. you know what he reminds me of? that's julian assange. he reminds me of the bad guy from "die hard." have bruce willis strangle him with a chain. last night, "60 minutes" did a big profile on the founder and ceo of facebook, mark zuckerberg. it's amazing this company -- they've been around for less than six years. they took it to the facebook headquarters. it's enormous. i think i figured out the reason why facebook is so successful. it's the only company in the united states where employees have a reason to be on facebook all day. [ laughter ] this past thursday, curtis, remember the rapper, curtis blow, well, bad news for curtis. he was arrested for possession of marijuana during one of those full body scans at l.a.x. which i don't think is fair. that's not what they're looking for. he's a rapper. he should be applauded if he doesn't have a gun, right? our local cbs news covered the

story. anchorman paul majors was kind enough to provide us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> tsa officials detected, quote an anomaly is curtis blow's pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's -- [ cheers and applause ] kids are calling it an anomaly now? the trailer for mel gibson's first movie since his best-selling series of phone calls came out was released online today. just in time for hanukkah. it's called the beaver. for real. jodie foster directed it. mel plays a man who communicates through a beaver puppet. i guess he has a mental breakdown or something. starts talking. i don't know. jodie foster almost always makes good movies but this one looks not so good. >> this is the story of walter black. a hopelessly depressed individual. the successful and loving family man he used to be has gone missing. but he's about to find his

voice. >> you have lost your chance! >> i'm sick. >> i don't believe you anymore. i don't trust you. i don't love you. >> this is a joke, right? >> you make my life so [ bleep ] difficult. >> i'm not talking to you, nutjob, i'm talking to mom. >> just [ bleep ] listen to me. listen to [ bleep ] listen to what you do to me. you're -- you wanted the number of my therapist? don't you ever [ bleep ] okay, i'll [ bleep ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: "the beaver." and one more thing, yesterday, the oklahoma raiders beat the san diego chargers for the second time this year. as you'll see here, this is very upsetting to a young chargers fan. his dad had the good sense to

videotape him and post it to youtube. >> i hate the raiders! i hate the raiders! i hate football judgment! i hate football! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been there. i really have. a lot of friends say the same thing every sunday. that kid's name is aidan. we fell for aidan. despite the fact he's wearing a bears t-shirt, love the san diego chargers. we asked chargers running back ryan matthews to pay the boy a visit and see if he could maybe get him to stop hating football.

>> oh, aidan. >> hi. >> how you doing, buddy? >> good. >> i heard you're a charger fan. >> yeah. >> you are? so tell me about this youtube video. >> um -- i was sad chargers lost and somehow it got on tv. >> i hate football! >> in that video, i saw you wearing a chicago bears shirt. >> i wear my bears shirt because -- because my jerseys was just dirty. >> jerseys was dirty? >> and because i didn't -- i couldn't find it. >> you couldn't find the chargers jerseys? >> because i think it was in the washing machine. >> okay. as long as they're getting washed. >> i promise i'll never wear bear jerseys again. >> right on. you know, i have something for you so you don't have to wear that ugly bear shirt. it's a 24 jersey, ryan matthews. let's put it on, little man.

all right, little man, can i get a high five? remember, no more bears jerseys, all right? >> okay. bye, ryan. that was weird. >> jimmy: all right, well, yes, that was weird. we have a good show tonight. ian somerhalder is here. social distortion. we'll be right back with mila kunis so stick around. here, take the card. you go to the shops... i'll meet you at the gate. thanks. please remove all metal objects out of your pockets. with chase freedom you can get a total of 5% cash back. fun money from freedom. that's 5% cash back in quarterly categories and an unlimited 1% cash back everywhere else.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. with us tonight, they killed him on "lost," but he refuses to die. from "the vampire diaries," ian somerhalder is here. this is hard to believe, but this is true, making their first-ever appearance on network television. this is their new album. which comes out january 18th. it's called

"hard times and nursery rhymes." social distortion from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow -- dan akroyd, brian austin green and music from brad. and later this week -- helen mirren, paul bettany, rosemarie dewitt, john krasinski and music from little big town and crystal castles. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a delightful young woman whom you know from film and television alike. she's getting rave reviews for her work playing a free-spirited ballerina opposite natalie portman in the new movie "black swan," it's playing in select cities now. please say hello to mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: so are you celebrating hanukkah or christmas or neither or -- >> tech knolly hanukkah but realistically both. i mean, i love me a christmas tree. >> jimmy: you might as well get

as much for the holidays. >> right. >> jimmy: you're originally from the ukraine. you're aware of this. >> yes. >> jimmy: are there traditional ukrainian holiday things that you do? >> not necessarily. my mom makes -- i knew you were going to talk about this. my mom's going to kill me. a specific dish for new year's. we're not -- new year's is a big thing in my family. you want to know what this food is? >> jimmy: i'd love to know. >> i'm ratheally sorry, mom. i think it's delicious. it's my favorite. she only makes it once a year, for new year's, for me. it's techniqcally called -- [ speaking foreign language ] which translates to herring in a coat. >> jimmy: herring in a coat? >> bear with me, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. >> here's what it has in it. it has herring. it's filefileted. almost like a layered dish. herring. shredded carrots. shredded egg. shredded beet. shredded potatoes.

probably mayo. and eat it all with a spoon. >> jimmy: just with a spoon? >> or a fork. >> jimmy: no crackers or anything? >> no, it's not like a spread. it's just -- >> jimmy: it's just like a -- kind of a glopy soup? >> little thicker than a soup. you could do smoked herring or pickled herring. >> jimmy: i like that. i'm going to change my twitter profile to be herring in a coat. >> it's really good. it's delicious. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever had herring in a coat? do they serve that in mexico? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: you brought some photographs i want to ask you about. >> go ahead. >> jimmy: you decided to go sky diving. >> yes. >> jimmy: was this something you wanted to do? >> yeah, i wanted to do this for a very long time and i finally got the guts to do it and so i did it on my birthday. >> jimmy: that's you in the sky. >> that's me in the sky. >> jimmy: look how beautiful the earth looks. i mean, it is a wonder to behold. >> it's some field in the middle of nowhere in california. >> jimmy: i think we got a little closer shot. there we go.

now, do you know this guy who's on you? >> no. [ laughter ] i do now. we're really -- we bonded really quickly. let me tell you. >> jimmy: you're spending what could be your final minutes with a complete stranger. >> he was very nice. >> jimmy: who takes these? are there paparazzi in the sky? how does this even get taken? >> there's another jumper that takes the photos. >> jimmy: wow. >> you have a camera attached to your wrist as well. >> jimmy: here you guys are arriving safely on the ground. are you going to do this again? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. this was a 13,000 foot jump. and there's a place i think in santa barbara that does 18,000 feet. that means -- if i'm not mistaken, this was a minute free fall. in santa barbara, you gets two minute free fall. >> jimmy: that seems like too long of a free fall to me. >> no, it feels like you're not even moving. it doesn't feel like you're falling. >> jimmy: why don't you stay home and lay on the couch? put someone on top of you?

[ laughter ] i have to say, it's one of those things -- i'm sure you enjoyed it. imagining it -- it's the last thing i ever would do. i mean, you'd have to shoot me and throw my body out of the plane. >> i understand. i'm a horrible flyer. so i understand. i'm not good on planes. >> jimmy: so you want to get out as fast as possible. >> this was practice for me just in case i panic on a plane. >> jimmy: i guess that's a positive. now, let me tell you, your movie is fantastic. you did a great job in it. [ cheers and applause ] i wanted to ask you a question. i want you to answer me very honestly, all right? >> oh, lord. >> jimmy: here's the question, while you're making the movie, did you think, hey, i might probably get nominated for an oscar for this movie? did you have that thought? >> no, no, no. god, no. my only thought was -- i'm really hungry, i wish i could eat more food. that was my major thought for like five months. >> jimmy: playing a ballerina -- >> i was hungry a lot. >> jimmy: did they make you starve yourself? >> nobody made me.

to aesthetically look like a balleri ballerina, i trained for five, six months total. and then i was put on a very strict diet of 1,200 calories a day. >> jimmy: 1,200 calories a day? >> yes. >> jimmy: i eat that by accident. just the flies that go into my mouth. so you're doing a lot of physical exercise during this time. >> yeah, uh-huh. >> jimmy: real ballerinas are that thin, really? so how much weight did you end up losing? >> 20 pounds. >> jimmy: you're not -- >> this is me at my normal weight. 117 i think now. lowest i got during production was 95. >> jimmy: 95 pounds. >> i like it, the whole audience gasped. amazing. >> jimmy: you could -- if you go parachuting at 95 pounds, you don't need the parachute at all. you might wind up in heaven. >> float up like a feather. >> jimmy: 95 pounds. do you feel good at that weight? >> in a weird way -- i was like a little brick. like it was just bone muscle and

skin. like everything that i did have on me was very muscular if that makes sense because i worked out so much. >> jimmy: because there's not an ounce of fat on you at that weight. >> i had a lot of energy. i was just always hungry. i literally was hungry all the time and i always smelled food everywhere i went. i was like, do you guys smell potatoes. they're like no. >> jimmy: any herring in a coat on the set? and did natalie have to do the same thing? >> smaller than i did. >> jimmy: oh, she did. wow. so you guys -- were people eating around you or were they respectful of the fact you were being starved for this film? >> we kept to ourselves in the room so we wouldn't look at other people eating. >> jimmy: really? >> no, i'm kidding. >> jimmy: oh. i'd be so irritable and so angry the whole time. >> your stomach -- the truth is, you stop -- i ate five meals a day and they were all portion controlled so i ate every three, four hours. >> jimmy: what would you eat, like a raisin one meal? >> no, it was anything that fit in the palm of your hand.

carbs, sugar, protein, everything that everybody else eats. i just ate incredibly small portions. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i guess you have to for this kind of thing. you don't want to do a movie about fat ballerinas. chubby ballerinas. that would be another way to go though. >> brilliant. >> jimmy: it's a good thing you didn't have reshoots. >> we joked about it. we wouldn't fit into our tutus at all. >> jimmy: what's the first thing you ate when you were dawn starving for the movie? >> i'll say this because i keep saying this in every place i go in hopes they give me free food for the rest of my life. panda express, everybody. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really living it up. >> it was at jfk, in case anyone's wondering. >> jimmy: the airport food is the best. >> virgin america terminal has pete's coffee and panda express right next to each other and the day after i wrapped, i flew back to l.a. and that day at the airport i scarfed down orange chicken, beef and broccoli, chow mein and eggplant tofu.

it was delicious! it was amazing. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, yeah, and not like little baby portions either. i mean, was like, just give me a lot. just everything you have. >> jimmy: this was -- this really is some movie. when i heard it's a movie about balleri ballerinas, i'm like, oh, no, really? but it's very interesting. i don't want to ruin too much. we have a clip. maybe you could set it up for us. >> okay. so this -- natalie and i play somewhat of rival ballerinas but kind of not really. we're in the same ballet company. and she just got the starring role in "swan lake." but she's having a hard time with the director played by vincent casal and this is what happens after she has a little bit of a breakdown. >> what? >> so -- do you want to talk about it? >> i just had a hard day.

>> playing a little too rough? come on -- >> he's brilliant. >> sure, but it's not like he's all warm and fuzzy. >> well, you don't know him. >> someone's hot for teacher. oh, come on, it's okay, i don't blame you. >> jimmy: the movie is called "black swang." it's very good. you did a great job in it. it's in select theaters right now. go check it out. mila cue kunis, everybody. we'll be right back with ian somerhalder.

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>> jimmy: still to come, social distortion will be here. between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead. watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw.

please welcome ian somerhalder. [ cheers and applause ] the gals are very excited. can i ask you a question, why are there no ugly vampires? >> you talking to one. >> jimmy: yeah. you have very excitable fans. how did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were also rabid but maybe in a different way? >> there's a decibel level difference. >> jimmy: more screaming? >> it's definitely louder. it's awesome. >> jimmy: you brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness. >> just a little -- >> jimmy: you shot this on your cell phone? >> a little taste. i shot this on my iphone.

>> jimmy: take a look. this is what, a convention of some kind? >> yeah, this is in miami. and this is one of the small ones. this one was -- >> jimmy: flashlights for vampires? oh, wait a minute. that must have been the twi hards or something like that. hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale? >> i saw it in buiits and piece and i finally saw the end. >> jimmy: when? >> about a week ago. >> jimmy: why did you wait so long? >> because -- it was -- i don't know why. i've been shooting. >> jimmy: you were shooting. >> i've been working. i was there. it was the most incredible -- it really was -- i'm so glad they brought me back. it was the most incredible human experience i think i ever had. >> jimmy: being on "lost" or watching -- >> the end scene was all of us. all of those chairs from those seasons of "lost." every single person's chair was in this, like, circle. you saw the names on all the

chairs. all of our names were there. and we all shot that scene together. it was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what i mean? >> jimmy: for me, it was like the end of my life. >> yeah, yeah, i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i saw you have a picture of matt fox in the dressing room that i'm in. i figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- >> jimmy: jack is always watching over us, yes. now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which by the way, all guests should do, just fyi. but you own a pizza parlor apparently. >> my brother-in-law and my sister and i have a pizza place in sun valley, idaho. one of the most beautiful places in the world. >> jimmy: i've been there. what's the name of the pizza place? >> it's called mcclane's pit pizzeria and we rock. >> jimmy: why is it called mcclane's -- >> because my brother-in-law's named mcclane. he's this big tated earring guy.

he looks like mr. clean. like a really good looking version of mr. clean. but he has a recipe, pizza recipe that's 30 years old. and i frantically baked pizzas because the hotel i live in here -- well, when i'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor. >> jimmy: is it good to give out your address on television? >> oh, no, why did i just -- oh, my god. >> jimmy: we'll bleep it out but -- >> that was stupid. >> jimmy: i want you guys to promise not to go there. >> yeah, so -- that's so stupid. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> whoa. >> jimmy: might want to switch to another -- hotel. >> they were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, i can't, there's a health code problem. i can't prepare -- i can't bake anything someone else prepares. >> jimmy: he shouldn't be your friend. people like that -- >> it's just business. i don't want to get him in trouble.

i found out about this at about 10 after 5:00. supposed to be car pickup at 6:00. >> jimmy: you're making excuses for your pizza -- >> no, i'm not making -- i ran -- well, i drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and i baked these pizzas for you. >> jimmy: very nice of you. >> for our margaret that pizza, you have to do fresh to mat to d basil after -- >> jimmy: oh, after. the cheese is melted? >> the cheese is melted. when you cut it, you don't want to swiquish all the tomato into the cheese. >> jimmy: is that your specialty, the margarita pizza? guillermo, come in. he's probably eating those pizzas out there. i hope so too. thank you, guillermo. let me get you a little -- there, that's for you. thank you. >> thank you very much. >> i left my wallet in the green

room. >> jimmy: give me 4 back. >> i don't have any cash. >> jimmy: i'll get it from you later. is this hot? >> it should be warm. >> jimmy: i have to try it. >> we had to warm it so the basil's a little drier. >> jimmy: i can't imagine you making pizza but -- >> pretty good. >> jimmy: that's a tasty pizza. idaho is known for its pizza, number one. it's pretty tasty. got a lot of oregeno on there. let's eat the whole thing right now. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: eat the whole pizza. before social distortion comes out. >> this is awesome. >> jimmy: this is very good. [ cheers and applause ] you're serious about this. like, you went to a pizza convention even? >> oh, my gosh. yeah. but they had full-on like --

uniforms. >> jimmy: who did? >> the other pizza makers. >> jimmy: oh, they did? >> and all i saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time because we were in t-shirts. >> jimmy: you can't just show up without t-shirts on. >> no. i'm going to ask john bravados or someone to make us -- >> jimmy: some sort of designer t-shirt? >> the most incredible full uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year. >> jimmy: you ever deliver these pizzas because i think you could make a lot of tips probably. [ cheers and applause ] well, it's very good to see you. thank you for bringing the pizza. >> eat the end because -- you know what, this is not our normal crust. i had to -- >> jimmy: the whole thing's pretty good. thank you for being here. ian somerhalder, everybody.

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>> jimmy: this is 30 years in

the making. here with the new single "machine gun blues" from their forthcoming album "hard times and nursery rhymes," social distortion. ♪ ♪ well, i'm a gangster, 1934 junkies, winos, pimps and whores ♪ ♪ and all you men, women and kids best get out the way ♪ ♪ i just left your town took all your loot bought a pink carnation and a pin-striped suit ♪ ♪ a hopped up v-8 ford and some two-toned shoes and i'm already gone ♪ ♪ i left a pool of blood

and sorrow i've got the machine gun blues ♪ ♪ i'll be outta here before the break of dawn i'll hit the highway smoke a big cigar ♪ ♪ gotta stop and bury the cash then get some more ♪ ♪ there's only one thing on my mind that's making across that ol' state line ♪ ♪ without a hail of avenging bullets waiting there for me ♪ ♪ and i'm already gone ♪ ♪ i left a path of pure destruction i've got the machine gun blues ♪ ♪ already gone ♪ ♪ my life will soon be through i've got the machine gun blues ♪

♪ i'm public enemy number one and i'm sorry for the things that i've done ♪ ♪ and if indeed we do cross paths it's nothing personal ♪ ♪ ♪ and i'm already gone ♪ ♪ i left a trail of devastation i've got the machine gun blues ♪ ♪ already gone ♪ ♪ my life will soon be through i've got the machine gun blues ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] hey, you got groceries!mmmmmmmmm

yeah! i thought we'd eat at home. save some money.

$200 bucks? that's not saving! [jacks voice] at my place i'm bringing back the bonus jack. two patties, melting cheese and my secret sauce plus fries and a drink for only $3.99. i get it. you can eat a lot cheaper atouar placthan y c]n at home. but do have this? i have dessert. what about this? ohhh. ohhhhhh. jack. that's for max.