time now for tonight's closing argument. in a press conference this afternoon, president obama hailed three key achievements of the lake duck session of congress. the president said the new legislation was a sign that bipartis bipartisanship can work. >> if there's any lesson to draw

from these past few weeks is that we are not doomed to endless grid lock. >> so, tonight, we ask you, do you agree, is this evidence that congress can get things done? or is it too soon to declare grid lock dead? we've already heard from many of you on facebook and twitter tonight. but please join the conversation, tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebike page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> dicky: it's the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league. presented by gmc. >> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm his cousin sal. ? what a weekend it was. do you smell that? >> is that playoff football? >> that's salami, actually. we had playoff football, too.

semifinals. let's go to the scores. >> dax shepard stuns the fighting kim ms to advance to kimmel bowl one. >> a dark day for me and our nation. in the other semifinal game, the sports guy bill simmons showed kristen bell no mercy as he advances to the championship game. cousin sal was able to get this interview with simmons moments after the outcome. i'm here in the locker room with bill simmons, the sports guy, who just dispatched of kristen bell to make it to the championship game. let's see if we can get a word. sports guy? >> hey! what the hell? >> big, big win. how do feel? >> i mean -- i beat a girl. i feel like you should feel -- >> she is a girl. you have any parting words? >> i have my book, "the book of basketball," available in stores everywhere. why are you laughing? >> it's funny. >> what, the book? >> no, that. >> i don't have hot water. stop! get out of here!

>> small victories. >> and now it comes down to one game. simmons versus she parld for all the marbles. >> how many? >> a lot of marbles, sal, a lot of marbles. >> dicky: to follow all the championship action, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores, videos and more. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with brian austin green, music from brad and dan aykroyd.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dan aykroyd. from "desperate housewives," brian austin green. and music from brad.

with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, fear not. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for being here and for watching and for undressing me with your eyes. i don't mind it. hey, something amazing happened last night on monday night football. i don't know if you saw this. the jets played the patriots. it was a blowout. and not just on the field. it was windy in foxboro and that is robert kraft. the patriots owner. now, next to him is donald trump. and donald's hair appears to be

trying to escape from his head. [ laughter ] have to say, when i saw it, i said, i feel like i've been waiting my whole life to see this video. let's take a look at it again, if we could, it's -- there the crowd doing the wave and the -- whoa! and looks like, oh, they're going to go around and -- whoa! there it goes. his hair is more into the game than he is. [ cheers and applause ] to me, this -- incredible. see, now, anyone who thought donald trump's hair was fake, not only isn't it fake, it's alive. [ laughter ] that's how it signals that it's ready to mate. here, watch -- look here. you can see, the hair goes up and -- then down onto the field where tom brady is. back to donald. it's -- and tom brady. their hair is flirting. that's -- let's just all take a moment to thank the good lord for that.

tonight is the seventh of eight nights of hanukkah. this is the night parents run out of presents. you know, eight gifts is a lot. this is the night, on night seven, jewish moms and dads go around the house just wrapping anything. oh, look, it's our dog. i haven't seen any hanukkah parades, but there are plenty of christmas parades happening. this is from richmond, virginia. there, you see rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is headed towards a traffic light, and that's never good. rudolph gets caught on the traffic light. rudolph's cranium gets pierced by the traffic light. who could have planned for traffic lights being on the street during a parade? now the air is coming out of rudolph. the people on the ground are starting to get weird. i mean, this is -- could be a

traumatic experience for a child, i would think. rudolph has -- his brain matter is sucked out. oh, there he is. and that's it. sorry, kids. rudolph is dead. rudolph, the dead-nosed you know, sarah palin shot a reindeer on her reality show last week. took her about ten shots to get it but she finally hit the thing. and you don't typically see politicians shooting reindeer to death on tv two weeks before christmas. so, we thought it would be fun to take the audio from "sarah palin's alaska," the name of her show, on sunday night, and insert it into a classic christmas cartoon. here is sarah palin and her dad on the hunt for rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. >> when i spend the night in bear country, there are two things i always want with me. a loaded rifle and my dad. >> here he comes. come on. perfect. it's okay. get settled down.

it kicks. wait for him to stop. wait until it turns and stops. go ahead, right there. good. there you go, baby. there you go. >> jimmy: even with the glowing red nose, five shots. [ cheers and applause ] and look out frosty, you're next. julian assange, the founder of wikileaks was taken into custody today in england. he's wanted for sexual assault in sweden. british authorities arrested him. and the judge refused to grant bail. so, now, we've got him. now our secrets are safe. just as long as no one else figures out how to use the internet, we're going to be fine. through his attorney, assange said he's doing fine. i'm sure he's doing fine. snitches usually do very well in prison. to prepare himself for jail, he's making a small change to his name, oddly. he's added an l to his name, and, voila.

it's the perfect prison nickname. [ laughter ] this is disturbing. this is a foreign child playing with what i assume is his pet lizard and i'm not sure what country this is from, but i'm -- one thing i am sure of is, i never, ever want to go there. >> jimmy: score one for the lizards, i guess.

you like that, uncle frank? >> i like the ending, yeah. >> jimmy: what is it that you liked about it? >> well, that the bad guy got hit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hopefully godzilla will come and devour his parents, too. and one more item before we hurdle forward. my cousin sal and i, we volunteer our time to help santa claus in our spare time. we help him, we talk to kids to find out if they've been good kids or bad kids. as you saw a moment ago, some kids are very mean to their lizards. those kids will get coal this year. so, we sit down and help santa to find out who is naughty and who is nice. >> jimmy, matthew. >> jimmy: hi there, matt. how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: have a seat right there. >> thanks. >> jimmy: swearing in. >> put your hand on the bible, matthew. on top. do you swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god? >> yep. >> jimmy: thank you. all right, very good. we can move forward now. matthew, do you like christmas? >> yep. >> jimmy: have you heard of the naughty or nice lists that santa compiles? >> yep. >> jimmy: well, this year he's gets pretty serious about it, and we wanted to know whether you've been naughty or nice this year. >> sometimes i've been nice but sometimes i've been a little bit naughty. >> jimmy: okay, well, that's very honest. >> tell us about the naughty things you've done. >> well, kind of been annoying my brother a bit. >> jimmy: annoying your brother. >> he annoys me sometimes. >> jimmy: how does he do that? >> well, he makes fun of me. >> jimmy: what does he say? >> well, he calls me names. >> jimmy: what kind of names? >> a capuener. >> jimmy: what is that? >> he just calls me capuener, but i have no idea what it is. >> that's pretty bad. >> jimmy: maybe it's good, though. >> yeah, maybe.

>> jimmy: you get mad, you say, mom, he's calling me capuener again. >> yep. >> jimmy: she says, don't call your brother capuener. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you -- >> capuener. sorry. >> jimmy: sorry about him. what do you want for christmas this year? >> i want some toys. >> jimmy: okay. do you like to get clothes for christmas? >> santa always gives me socks. >> jimmy: do you like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do? are you telling me the truth? >> yes. >> jimmy: because i can tell him to lay off the socks if you want? >> no. >> jimmy: no, okay. he likes socks. kid likes socks. all right. do you know that santa is watching you when your sleeping? >> yep. >> jimmy: and he knows when you're awake. >> yep. >> jimmy: does that bother you? >> he could do more stuff than just watch us. >> jimmy: we'll mention that.

we'll mention that matt said, get a life. >> not get a life. but he should do more stuff than just watchi ing us. >> jimmy: yeah, stop spying on me in the bathroom. >> maybe play a sport or something. >> jimmy: could play a sport? all right. i think we covered everything. oh, one other thing i wanted to ask you. is there anyone you know of that should be on the naughty list? >> somebody in my class called ben. >> jimmy: ben, he's a bad kid? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he should get nothing this year? >> he could get something. >> jimmy: something? >> like socks. >> jimmy: socks? okay. all right. socks for ben. all right, matt. thank you. you've been very, very helpful. and we're going to put you on the nice list. >> thanks. >> jimmy: very good. thank you. >> bye. >> bye capuener. >> jimmy: all right. well, we have a good show for you tonight. brian austin green is here. and we'll be right back with dan aykroyd, so stay there.

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>> jimmy: well, hello there. we're back. as you probably figured. from "desperate housewives" tonight, brian austin green is here. you know, i want to ask brian about something because i saw brian a couple of months ago at an event and he said hello, he kissed me right on the lips when he said hello and -- i felt in a way like i was kind of kissing megan fox through him. so i was all right with it but i'm going to ask you him about that because i was puzzled. then, later, a terrific band

from seattle. comprised of members of pearl jam and satchel, among others. this is their fourth album, called "best friends." music from brad. from the bud light stage. brad will be here. tomorrow night, helen mirren, paul bettany and little big town. and on thursday, john krasinski, rosemarie dewitt and music from crystal castles, so join us for that. our first guest tonight is one of the greats. he's a blues brother, he's a conehead, a ghostbuster and a vodka maker on the side. you can hear him give voice to jelly stone park in the new 3d movie "yogi bear." it opens in theaters december 17th. please welcome dan aykroyd. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: are we having a tailgate party or something? [ applause ] >> ah, yes. i brought you some specimens, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, really, very nice. >> and i bring you greetings from theal ba al baa aal b -- t. he wants me to kiss you. he kisses the neck. jimmy i'm talking about. >> jimmy: of course. how are you? >> life in the western world, what could go wrong? >> jimmy: first of all, i'm a big fan, for a long time. but i know you don't do a lot of talk shows. i appreciate you coming on. i saw you with larry king earlier this year. >> yes. i felt like the hand in the fox house on that one. >> jimmy: you were there to talk about ufos. >> well, the reason i was asked to go on there is because stephen hawking actually

referenced a ufo sighting from 1952 in washington, d.c., he said ufo, washington, d.c., mentioned the lights that were photographed there. and so they called me because i'm the mutual ufo network, a group of scientists that study this in a real scientific way. they treat it as if it is reality. and so -- the other sicientists that were there with me were not believers so i kind of had to hold my own against really smart physicists -- >> jimmy: does it help them to have a comedian as one of their spokesmen? >> well, let me put it this way. it keeps it in the realm of entertainment. that's where we should be on all this stuff. >> jimmy: do you believe in ufos? >> absolutely. i've seen three. >> jimmy: three? >> i have. >> jimmy: and how close were they to you? >> well, one was 100,000 feet. it was going about 20,000 miles an hour. there were two of them, my wife saw it with two other witnesses.

the concord makes a left over martha's vineyard. i could gauge the altitude. 100,000. they were as if two discs like, just flying in tandem and in controlled flight and it wasn't a helicopter, wasn't the moon, and i had three people with me and they all believe today that we saw something that was -- that defied earthbound engineering. >> jimmy: you know, people are laughing when you describe this because it's coming from you, but you're serious, right? >> i am. >> jimmy: i feel like i saw a ufo once. i was out fishing, my cousin sal, my friend tony, the three of us were there and tony and i both saw something just suddenly make a weird kind of turn and my cousin sal, who is the only one that wasn't very, very, very drunk at the time thought we were crazy and still thinks we're crazy. but i thought it was weird that we both -- it's not like we discussed it and decided we saw it -- >> thousands of people do every day. get on the website, mufon.

we had an interesting sighting in los angeles. we hate a con trail. i know you saw that on the news. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and they said it was a 747. if you look closely at it and we're going to get photo analysis done. it's not a jet and not a rocket. it's an orb. it's an egg. >> jimmy: you think so? it's an egg? >> you can see it in the "l.a. times" photo. it's obviously a round object, not a cylinder. >> jimmy: what percentage of the sightings do you think are -- there's something to them? because obviously most of them have to have some reasonable explanati explanation? >> i would say, like, an extraterrestrial ship coming here and visiting, probably 2%. 80% can be explained. 20% are unexplained and i would say, you know, when you look at ted phillips' evidence, he is the guy that goes around the world gathering trace evidence, burnt car paint, you know, radiation and circles on the ground, that sort of the thing. you look at his sightings, and you know, yeah, there's some real stuff there. >> jimmy: now, your dad wrote this book, which is called "a history of ghosts." >> my dad's 89, writing his

fourth book now. >> jimmy: seems like a fun family to have dinner with. >> it really is. i often say -- the book is about the seances we used to have in the farmhouse up there at the lake in canada. when i put an inscription, i always say, come and have a nap in the farmhouse. please join us. >> jimmy: who would conduct the seances? >> well, they were conducted by my grandfather who was a bell telephone engineer and my great grandfather who was a dentist. we had our own sort of captive medium. his name was walter ashurst. he was a locomotive mechanic. he had a great 12 education. he wasn't a college-educated guy. he walked up to my great grandfather one day, he said, i feel i have a gift and i can bring spirits from the other side and he ended up being the and this book, on amazon and stuff, you can get it there, "history of ghosts," tells the story of how i came to write "ghostbusters" and the whole aykroyd history.

the invisible world, as it were. >> jimmy: you made yourself an enemy of the ghosts. but you aren't. people say this building is haunted. do you have -- do you sense ghosts -- >> i have no sensitivity at all. i've never seen an apparition. >> jimmy: my uncle frank, we're not sure he's alive. >> that's one vibrant guy out there. >> jimmy: that's for sure. i want to ask you about this photograph. because -- i know you're one of the co-founders of the house of blues and you're still involved. this is, i assume, maybe i'm wrong. this is -- did this happen at the house of blues? you can see we've got magic johnson there. we have you -- >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: ray parker jr. marlon jackson. >> tatum o'neil -- and the other boy, the -- >> jimmy: the family medium is here. >> family medium not there. and there's me in a hat that i never wore then and would never wear again. i don't know -- that's me 100 years and 100 pounds ago. >> jimmy: do you remember this? >> yeah, i remember we had a little party at the house of

blues and i think we were -- it was backstage at the staples center and we went to the house of blues afterwards. >> jimmy: that's something else. let me ask you about -- i want to ask you about james brown, because james brown, obviously, he was in the blues brothers with you, and performed at the house of blues, and i'm endlessly fascinated with james brown. >> jimmy, did you know james brown? >> i tell you, he like you jimmy, you know why? you tell the truth. tell the truth, you tell the truth to yourself, tell the truth to the world, you believe in yourself, you tell the world about yourself and the truth of you, you're going to be all right. you'll be all right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if you're channeling him or impersonating him? >> you know, actually, he turned out to be a really, really good friend of mine. and i had -- he opened five of our house of blues nightclubs. and, you know, the wonderful thing is that my children got to see him perform live and that's

a great gift. >> jimmy: did they appreciate it? >> oh, absolutely. and this woman, sharon jones, sharon jones and the dap kings, i believe she's the inheriter of the mantle. her band is just terrific. >> jimmy: we had her here. >> she's really carrying on that torch. >> jimmy: well, that's quite the endorsement. she's fantastic. [ applause ] besides that, you've got this vodka which -- >> is now the time? >> jimmy: well, yeah, i don't see why not, i mean -- i think it would be good, actually. maybe we should show -- it's weird that you're here promoting "yogi bear" and you brought vodka. >> wait a minute now. yeah. let's -- let me see this. okay, what i brought, this is santa for adults. this is -- i'm going to solve all of your christmas gift problems right here. there. isn't that beautiful? there is no head in the world like this beautiful head right here. this is the crystal head vodka. it's made in newfoundland, canada.

the most romantic place in the world. [ applause ] romantic. why? 1,000 miles out in the atlanta. the water is sweet. the people talk with an irish lilt. and this beverage is clean. we have a natural smoothness. our votes are vanilla, dry. sweet crisp with a kick of heat off the finish. the bartender's guild of san francisco said how can you have a vodka that is so smooth -- >> jimmy: we have a little family here. >> how can you have a vodka that is so smooth without the oils? and we just said, well, put it in a lab and they ran it through there and it runs completely flat. >> jimmy: do you see ufos when you drink this stuff? >> ah, well, you know, in fact, the spielberg movie about the crystal heads attributed them to ufos. as did the navajo and the mayans. just a sip. you don't have to shoot it. >> jimmy: that is very good.

>> the cleanest vodka. this is kind of a -- a hair binger of things to come. >> cleanest vodka on the planet. we've sold our 1 millionth bottle. >> jimmy: wow. >> and john alexander, the great artist, designed the bottle and every bottle is an art piece and i've got about 100 of them in my house because i can't throw them away. >> jimmy: what a place -- the power to go out and you turn the lights on and there's 100 skulls surrounding you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, "yogi bear" has nothing to do with this. >> no. >> jimmy: let's clear these right over here. put these over here. let's talk about the kids now, who should not drink the skull vodka. >> no, no. >> jimmy: you play yogi bear. is this an impersonation that you've done in the past? >> it's infused in me as if i had sleep learning because i grew up in ottawa, canada, i

lived in hull and i used to have to walk, just like your grandmother and father did, if you grew up in minnesota, through the snow, through the day. four miles to go to school and back and boy, when i was 8 and 9 years old, i'd get home there and yogi bear was my fire. i would turn on the tv. it was the reward for going to school and doing that trek back and forth. so, i listened to that voice and i tried to replicate it -- >> jimmy: you did a very nice job. >> hey, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we have -- justin timberlake plays booboo. >> he channels booboo. >> jimmy: but he was not walking through the snow in orlando -- >> tennessee. he has a great sense of what it is to love nature and i think the movie does say that we've got to protect our environment and it's a sweet film. you know what's great about it? it's funny, first of all, and also, you can take a 6-year-old to it. there's movies today that, the "saw" series, you don't want to take a 6-year-old to that.

>> jimmy: no, you probably shouldn't. most 6-year-olds should not go to that. >> unless they are going to grow up for that kind of person and you want to help them along. it's more just that it's funny. the whole family can come. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. and people can now see just how funny it is. "yogi bear" opens december 17th. >> get ready for it. here it comes! right, booboo, run. hurry, booboo. i think we have to jump for it. ready? >> yogi, grab my paw! sorry. i guess it makes a stop here. >> jimmy: "yogi bear" opens december 17th. dan aykroyd, everybody.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. still to come, brad. 20 years ago on the nose our next guest rose to fame as donna's very patient boyfriend on "beverly hills, 90210." now, he has another distinguished address on wisteria lane. you can see him on "desperate housewives" here on abc on sunday nights. please say hello to brian austin green. [ cheers and applause ] >> you are blushing. i figured i would start this off the right way. >> jimmy: what happened -- >> we didn't kiss, did we? >> jimmy: you kissed me right on the mouth the last time i saw you. >> i don't remember it. >> jimmy: i thought it was friendly. it wasn't upset about it. then i was thinking, is brian italian? i don't think so. >> yeah, no, a bit, but no, i

don't -- i don't remember, but i made up for it tonight. >> jimmy: i said to my girlfriend, i said, brian austin green, he just kissed me right on the lips. she's like, really? yeah, he kissed me right on the lips. it was -- it was friendly -- >> i didn't kiss him on the lips. i didn't. but i did tonight. >> jimmy: yeah, i swear to god you kissed me on the lips. >> no, i did not. >> jimmy: maybe it was an accident. >> how could you mistake that? >> jimmy: how could i not know that you kissed me on the lips? my uncle frank will do that every now and then. >> he's family. >> i would kiss uncle frank on the lips. >> jimmy: you're a serial lip kisser. >> maybe he's part of our family. >> jimmy: what's that? >> maybe he's part of our family. >> jimmy: maybe that is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's possibly what it is. >> man, i was drunk. >> jimmy: i could have been that, too. did dan aykroyd bring you any of the vodka? >> no, he didn't. i was drinking red wine backstage. >> jimmy: congratulations on your marriage. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you eloped or

something -- what happened? >> no, no. we had -- >> jimmy: small wedding. >> we planned the whole thing. we did have a small wedding. that's with my son. just the three of us. >> and a guy in a bath towel. >> they're laid back there in hawaii. that's what makes it hawaii. >> jimmy: it's a good thing this is hawaii because otherwise it's just a pervert marrying you. >> otherwise it's awkward in malibu. >> jimmy: was your son your best man? >> he was. we included him in the ceremony. so, we had rings and then we did a bracelet for him. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's 8. >> jimmy: not much of a bachelor party? >> oh, no, no, he got wasted. he got really wasted. but he was good. he made it through. he sobered up in time, you know. watered him down and it was good. >> jimmy: do you wake up every morning and you go, hey, buddy. nice job. >> i do. >> jimmy: you should be proud of yourself. >> i know, i am. is this my water? >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. we've already kissed. >> i'm kissing everyone, so --

>> jimmy: what's the difference? >> yeah, no, i'm a lucky man. i know you're a huge fan of hers -- >> jimmy: she's a lovely woman. she really is. you, but she's very attractive. >> no, i -- i guessed. i was saying -- i was speaking to something i said, i've done this show before and megan has done it, as well. i think twice she was here. >> jimmy: yeah, two or three times. >> and both times you sent her a the show. >> jimmy: oh, like a still photograph? hike a still -- yeah, i don't send those myself but -- >> because i never got one. i've been here before -- i've never gotten -- >> jimmy: well, i have a feeling the photographer's more included to show up when megan is here, in general, because we have male photographers. in fact, he's here. let's take a couple right here that we'll put -- we'll take a few and then -- and then we'll do one pretending that we're just about to kiss. oh, he's gone. the hell with it. >> he lost interest that fast. he's like, it's not megan, who cares.

i have the pictures of you in our house. >> jimmy: good, i'm glad you have pictures of me in your home. >> you're a handsome man. >> jimmy: that's what i've been told. hey, congratulations on the "desperate housewives" thing. how did that come into play? was that out of the blue -- >> it did. we were on our honeymoon in hawaii and i got a call saying that -- >> jimmy: you took a call on honeymoon with megan fox? >> i did. >> jimmy: men. >> i -- i feel judged by you. i do. >> jimmy: that's just a good, like, insight into our psyche, though, i think. hold on a second, honey, i got to take a call. >> it was a text. >> jimmy: it was a test? >> a text message. >> jimmy: oh, a text. i got it. >> and i thought, yeah, okay, i'll deal with this when i get back. >> jimmy: and mark cherry hired you for the show. >> he did. he's a great guy. >> jimmy: he is. >> and i never met marcia before, and --

>> jimmy: she's your love interest on the show. >> my lover. not to make you jealous, but we are -- >> jimmy: your lover on the show. but all the women on the show are kind of hovering around you. >> well, i had a couple really fun episodes with vanessa williams who is fantastic on the show. and then marcia, who is just great, and i was -- i got to say, showing up, a show that's been going for seven years, you either show up and everybody is ready to work or you show up and everybody is ready to go home. you know? and this is a group that's really ready to show up and work. >> jimmy: in the beginning, they all wanted to kill each other. isn't that true? you have heard -- >> well, i don't know. i wasn't around for the beginning. i just started this season. >> jimmy: the bad times. everything is settled down? >> it seems to. everybody gets along well. i see everybody in cast read-throughs -- >> jimmy: do you feel like eye candy when you're there? because i know they, like, make you take off your clothes and that kind of stuff. you do? and is that -- is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?

>> it's different. it's different. >> jimmy: because i think of it as, it would be a really good feeling. >> no, it's not. it's stressful. >> jimmy: you feel like a piece of meat? >> i do. yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel like you're being sexually harassed there? do you want me to speak to someone? >> if you could. >> jimmy: if there's anything i can do, i'd be more than happy -- >> it's the same network. i'm sure you know people. >> jimmy: i'll get mickey on the phone. we'll straighten this out. >> if you could. >> jimmy: congratulations. everything is going great for you. it's good to see this going well for you. brian austin green, everybody. "desperate housewives" 9:00 sundays on abc. we'll be right back with brad.

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