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namon rolls. and time for tonight's closing arguments. a michigan man could be facing prison time for snooping in his wife's e-mail. leon walker says he suspected his wife was cheating on him and he knew her password so he decided to peek in her inbox, where his worst suspicions were confirmed, and then some. since then, the couple has
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divorced and now walker faces a felony count of computer hacking. and up to five years in prison if he is convicted. so, tonight, we ask, should criminal charges be a possibility when spouse spies on spouse? we've heard from a lot of you on facebook and twitter tonight, but we hope you tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that is our report for this night. for cynthia mcfadden and terry moran, i'm bill weir. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> think there will be more hookups in seaside. jersey girls are a little easier. >> grenade whistle! >> jimmy: i saw the movie, it came out really good. >> oh, yeah, oh, good. >> jimmy: nobody licks any balls in this one, but i think it's fun -- >> did they lick balls in the
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original? >> jimmy: not that i remember. i'll have to look at the dvd extras. >> name something everyone knows about abram what lincoln. >> [ bleep ] the slaves. >> the slaves. >> woo, yeah, i love it. yeah! >> i just write personal poems. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i don't give gifts anymore. >> jimmy: terrible news for your friends. diddy dirty money. ♪ >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with sean "d "diddy" combs, diddy dirty money "d "diddy" combs, diddy dirty money and music from jeff bridges. exa so i bought k-y kissable sensations for the body. jeff bridges. chocolate for her. mdiddy dirty money and jeff bridges. uhjsdidd money and jeff bridges. diddy di money and jeff bridges. diddy di money and jeff bridges. diddy di
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "tron: legacy", jeff bridges.
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sean "diddy" combs. and music from diddy dirty with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, you better not pout. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy, welcome to the show. thank you for watching. happy holidays, and may i say, a pox on your enemies, too. may you smite them down with the
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force of a thousand oprahs. that is my wish for you. for many americans, tomorrow is the last work day of the year. we had our staff holiday party last night and secret santa exchange this morning. hey, here's a tip for giving holiday gifts at work. it perfectly fine to get a coworker a gift certificate for a full body massage. it's not okay to just start giving them one. the -- i tell you what, you know, the kardashian family surprised me. they really get into the holiday spirit. they sent out their christmas card and i guess they sent it to the media, but look at this. it took a team of 30 air brushers more than eight months to compete it. they look so happy. 11 people, not one of them is smiling. it's like a botox bomb went off in their living room. i shouldn't say everyone isn't smiling. there is one smiler. little guillermo kardashian. he is always smiling. because he drinks on the job. let's look at that picture again. it's hard to believe they got
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this done at sears. the portrait studio there is -- it looks like a spin-off of "falcon crest," you know? why would the kardashians even send a card? we know exactly what they look like and what they've been up to pretty much 24 hours a day. i fess guess it's better than -- their original idea was to send out a family sex tape, so -- one of my favorite things to do around christmas is watch the holiday cartoons. they're fun to watch, especially with kids who haven't seen them. the only trouble is, we have seen them a million times. that's why all this month we've been updating some of our favorites. we've been freshening up a little bit. they just put out a promo for the new season of "jersey shore" which starts on january 6th. how they turn out such high quality material in such a short period of time, i don't know, but they did. but what we did was, audio and combined it with "a charlie brown christmas." [ laughter ] and it came out like this. >> jersey shore!
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>> last summer was crazy, but we know each other now, we're going to hit jersey hard. >> definitely think there will be more hookups in seaside. jersey girls are a little easier. >> grenade whistle! >> sammy and d are going at it, then jenny gets involved. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> ding, ding, ding, round two. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and voila, instant classic. you know, i was -- i was reading up on my christmas trivia today and i found this interesting. you know, 99% of all the eggnog purchased annually in the united states is purchased during the week leading up to christmas. and 99% of that 99% is poured down the drain during the week after christmas. because eggnog is disgusting. nog is short for "no one's going to drink it." christmas is a special time for everyone, but especially our
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hollywood boulevard super heroes. if you haven't visited our fair city, outside on the street here, grown adults dress up as characters to pose for pictures with tourists who give them a dollar. to me, it's weird to give batman a tip, but this is how they make their living. so, you have to. this afternoon, we asked some of our local heroes about their childhood holiday memories and while the effects of drug use made it difficult for most of them to come up with any memories at all, our local hollywood boulevard superman came through for us in a very big way. >> when it came down to christmas dinner, all the aunts and uncles, my mom, they were all in the kitchen cooking up turkey dinner, you know, with the stuffing, the yams, home ma made pies. and the men would go in there and try to sneak some of the food. and my mom would smack the guys in the hand and tell them to get the hell out of the kitchen.
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so, everybody is drinking and watching football and stuff and just having a jolly good time. my uncle when he got drunk, he got really belligerent. he would keep sneaking into the kitchen, trying to steal food, keep getting thrown out the kitchen. when the turkey got done cooking and basting, my mom brought out dinner table. my uncle, when he came back again, he grabbed the kitty litter box, picked up a handful of the litter and spread it all over the turkey and said, "turkey's done." right after that, my mom and my aunts and uncles, some of them were quite upset with it. they didn't like the fact that he just ruined our turkey dinner. so, what ended up happening after he was gone, we ordered out. merry christmas, everybody! >> jimmy: well, that's very sweet. [ cheers and applause ] you would think they would use their heat vision to burn the
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litter off. and i want to thank the royal shakespearean theater company for appearing in that sketch. there's a hotel in abu dhabi, they have an $11 million christmas tree. they just showed it off yesterday. which really makes the million dollar christmas tree we had at my house growing up look like crap. it costs so much because it's draped in jewelry. it has a total of 181 diamonds, pearls, emeralds, sapphires and other precious stones hanging from its limbs. what better way to honor the birth of jesus? the prime minister there said he hoped the tree would be a symbol of the fact that the country has a lot more money than us, and that we are paying far too much for gas. [ applause ] oh, thank you. after 25 years with cnn, larry king tonight shot his very last "larry king live." he's going into semiretirement. he said he wants to have more time to spend with his son regis, and --
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[ laughter ] a lot of -- a lot of famous people have been on his show to say good-bye. last night, he had fellow brooklyn native barbra streisand on the show. performer in u.s. history. with all you've done, do you ever say, i'm a little jewish girl from williamsburg -- wow. >> i always say it. >> me, too. >> jimmy: he's still got it. ryan seacrest and bill maher sat in with larry for his last show. president obama taped a message. governor schwarzenegger had one. the end of the final show was quite moving. larry said so long, he didn't say good-bye, he said so long, he signed off, he clapped twice and out went the lights. [ laughter ] nice, right? tonight on our show, jeff bridges and diddy are here. i've been trying to get them together for years. finally. [ cheers and applause ]
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now, diddy has a new album that came out this week so he threw a release party for it in a big penthouse suite in manhattan. they had a live stream of the party on the internet. and you know how hotels sometimes ask you not to light candles in the rooms? women, keep your eye on what's happening in the background. this is why. >> we got a scene like this, you got to bring it. it's female friendly. we have that. i'm about to jump in the tub moves out, just me -- this is my -- i'm used to this type of thing, you know? doing what i do best. oh, oh! [ bleep ] did the camera catch that? cut the camera off. >> jimmy: get the camera off? get the camera on. get the camera in the tub! [ applause ] how often do you get to see someone's hair on fire? we'll ask diddy about that. he has to be more careful with his menorah.
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that's the bottom line. that was a good clip. but this week, we've been bringing you the best of the best, our nominees for clip of the year. this is the academy awards of crappy internet clips. this week, we narrowed the best videos down to the nine best and now tonight, the final three finalists, the three best internet videos of 2010 are -- lil jon on "sesame street." ♪ sesame street [ bleep ] ♪ sesame street [ bleep ] >> jimmy: double rainbow all the way. >> double rainbow, oh, my god. it's a double rainbow all the way. whoa! oh my god. oh my god! oh my god! woo! oh! wow! woo!
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oh my god, it's full on double rainbow all the way across the sky. oh my god. too much. i don't know what it means. what does this mean? >> jimmy: antoine dodson. >> obviously we have a rapist in lincoln park. he's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up. trying rape them so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husbands because they're raping everybody out there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and the winner -- drum roll please. the 2010 clip of the year is -- double rainbow all the way! >> double rainbow all the way across the sky. oh my god. woo! what does this mean?
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>> jimmy: i feel partially responsible for the win because i actually tweeted a lynn tock the video when it only had a few thousand views, and now it's on youtube. but now, to accept his award, the man behind the camera, live via satellite from the sky, paul bear vasquez, the double rainbow guy. >> woo! yeah! life is good. what does it mean? that was a powerful twitter, you changed my life, brother. and to my sister angel, thanks for the advice. i used it in a verse. you told me white people are watching, you would think i was crazy. well, here it is. clip of the year. woo, yeah. i love it. yeah! >> jimmy: wow, look at that. always watching over us. i still think we don't know what it means. flaw place one more thing. i think one thing we can all agree on is that 2010 has been
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an especially vulgar year what with the sex and the four-letter words, the kids at "jersey shore." it seems like you can't turn on the tv these days without seeing and hearing filth, and let's be honest, that's why every week here at the show, we do our part to clean up the airwaves by bleeping and blurring things whether they need it or not. tonight, we take a hard look back at the enormous pile of smut that was 2010 with a special year-end tribute to the fcc, it's "this year in unnecessary censorship." >> can we do this? >> yes we can! >> are you [ bleep ] up and ready to go? >> it's june 14th, june 14th is [ bleep ] day and everybody knows that if you [ bleep ] your [ bleep ] upside down it's a universal sign of distress. >> divorce rumors heating up hotter than the ben gay on tiger's bulging [ bleep ]. >> play fair! this is full on! >> i feel great. i'm [ bleep ] 17 guys right now.
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that's awesome. >> number 28, buster [ bleep ]! >> name something everyone knows about abraham lincoln. >> [ bleep ] the slaves. >> [ bleep ] the slaves. >> so, grab your swim suit, i'm diving deep looking for [ bleep ] with katie heigl. hot tub drama. >> i love [ bleep ]. >> oh, i got something for th k thanksgiving table for you, me and wendy. >> we'll be back. don't go away. >> my dear friend, mr. [ bleep ] burger. thank you, jerry. >> jimmy: and thanks to everyone who participated unwittingly. on the show tonight, sean "diddy" combs is with us. we've got his band diddy dirty money. and we'll be right back with jeff bridges, so stick around.
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>> jimmy: well, hi there. welcome back. with us tonight, rapper, actor, producer, entrepreneur, potter, sean "diddy" combs is here to chat, and then play music from this, his new album, "last train to paris." the band is called diddy dirty money, from the bud light outdoor stage tonight. so we have that. our first guest tonight is the an academy award-winning actor who doesn't just wear the title dude, he lives it. his new movie is the three-dimensional "tron: legacy," opening in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to jeff bridges. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: well, thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: exciting to meet you. we're right across the street from the theater where you won the academy award earlier this year. >> that's right. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hopefully that brings positive memories to you. >> wild memories. >> jimmy: you gave a great speech that night. >> i didn't know what was going to pop out, but -- oh, man. >> jimmy: you worked the word groovy into the speech. >> that's true. >> jimmy: i really felt like -- was it totally unrehearsed? >> i had something in mind, but when i got up there, it was a flash of white light. i didn't know where the hell i was. >> jimmy: you just started talking. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and is that more nerve wracking or can you actually enjoy it? when you're up there -- >> you try to dig your nerve
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wrack, man, it's just totally nerve wracking. are you kidding me? god. you have to get into it -- >> jimmy: the reason i ask, you don't seem like a nervous type. you seem like you're pretty relaxed. >> well, that's an act, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's an act? >> i'm a pro, man. >> jimmy: do you get up -- like, you're driving, you're waiting in line at the airport, you're waiting for a seat at the cheesecake factory or something, do you get anxious or -- >> i don't know. sometimes if i find those little, you know the paper things that are in magazines, the ads, when did they come up with that, you know? that will tick me off. >> jimmy: that bothers me, too, because -- everything bothers me, but it bothers me because there's not one of those in there. there are like 11 of them. >> exactly. why don't they attach the damn things? and they attach and they have a couple of -- there will be some attach and then there will be like seven of them that drop out all over the
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bathroom floor and you're picking "popular mechanics" cards up. >> what about the little plastic water bottles. when did we come up with that? what a lousy idea. >> jimmy: it's a bad idea. and if you think about it, in the '80s, we said, one day, our cars are going to run on water. won't that be amazing? you go up to the hose. not only isn't that happening, water is now more expensive than gasoline. >> more expensive than gas. >> jimmy: we're very dumb. we really are dumb. someone decided that we needed to drink water out of the bottles. >> it's the same guy. it's the same guy. >> jimmy: it is. [ applause ] we got to fix him. we got to find him, we got to fix him. you know, i was on your website for quite awhile today. a lot of celebrities have websites and most of them are just pictures of them and annoying things and products they're plugging, but yours is great. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: a lot of art work on it and i love your doodles and your handwriting is terrific. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you make sculptures, as well. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i was reading on the
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site that you'll make clay pots and if you have leftover clay, you'll make a little sculpture. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show them. this is a little head of a guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how big is that? >> it's about like that. >> jimmy: baseball sized? another little guy right there. you put these in the oven? >> yeah, a kiln they call it, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, so, it's not like the maid comes in and is terrified? this guy looks like he just got punched in the face. [ laughter ] >> i didn't make that guy. >> jimmy: you didn't make him? >> no. >> jimmy: it would be something if you had. i think i have one more here. oh, this one. he's up to no good. there's nothing good going on there. that's -- that's pretty -- and you spend a lot of time -- how much of your day do you spend doing this sort of thing? >> it varies, but i love to, you know, make pots and different things. i always have that little hunk
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of clay left over and i just let my hands, up know, have their way with the clay. you never know what's going to pop out. i don't know if there's an aspect of me -- >> jimmy: probably. >> probably so. unless -- >> jimmy: maybe some more than others, too, you know? did you do that a lot when you were a kid? and that sort of thing? >> yeah, yeah, my mom encouraged us all to do that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: and your whole family does this? >> pretty much so, yeah. >> jimmy: well, that's -- there's a lot of talent -- >> you draw, right? >> jimmy: i do. i draw -- i wanted to be an artist when i was a kid. i took a turn somewhere -- >> me, too, i did the same thing. >> jimmy: i don't know what happened, but -- >> well, it's those guys, you know, this guy. >> jimmy: yeah, it's the guy. i subscribed. >> come over here, jimmy. >> jimmy: in a way you're right because i read something in a magazine that made me think maybe i should do something else and bam, that guy got me. >> you see? >> jimmy: yeah. it's probably for the best, though. i don't think i would have made much money doing this and that's what it's really all about.
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>> of course. yeah. >> jimmy: hey, would you ever consider doing a -- the dude -- a sequel, i mean, would you -- >> of "the big lebowski?" >> jimmy: yeah. i think it's one of the best movies ever made. >> if the brothers invited me, i'd be there in a second. but the brothers -- i don't think that's really their style. that's one of their things. that is their style to do the unexpected, you know? >> jimmy: when i watch that movie, i marvel at it because it's so -- >> isn't it good? it is so good. >> jimmy: some of the things, you can't even write down. some things you can't even write down. >> it is so good. it affects me kind of like "the godfather." i'm a clicking guy. you know, i'll sit there and click, click, click, the "godfather" will come on, i say, i'll just watch a few scenes and then i get hooked. with "lebowski." i'm just going to wait until he licks the ball and then -- it will catch me -- and i got to watch the whole thing. >> jimmy: and now this movie
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"tron," now, when i was a kid, "tron" was a big deal, and i saw the movie and it's in 3d now and came out really good. >> oh, yeah, good. >> jimmy: have you sat it? >> i have seen it. >> jimmy: nobody licks any balls in this one. but it's -- >> did they lick balls in the original? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not that i remember. i'll have to look at the dvd extras. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: in this one, you play your own character but many years later. i don't want to give anything away, but -- >> yeah, it's kind of tricky. but i get to play myself, actually, as a very young guy, back from -- they were using the against all age" -- against all age. "against all odds." >> jimmy: that's ironic. >> so, playing against myself at that young age. that was pretty bizarre. >> jimmy: how do they do that? because it's you from, like, 1982, your head on a person's body. is that you talking? >> not exactly. that was one of the reasons i
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wanted to do this one was to experience this performance captured thing where they are making movies without cameras, you know, or, without costumes or sets or anything. they do it all in post. >> jimmy: so, in a way, it was like an animated film -- >> well, not exactly. how can i describe it? it's these artists, these wonderful artists sculpt a head of me as a younger guy. they scan that into the computer, and then, i drive that. you know, they put hundreds of dots on my face, and these sensors, and i drive this -- >> jimmy: it's like your own avatar. >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: and did you get to scare people with it, like, your children? >> no, no. >> jimmy: daddy's here and daddy's here behind him. >> exactly. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the movie, and i think it needs a little bit of setting up. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: do you know what the clip is? >> i don't. >> jimmy: okay, well i know what the clip is. >> okay.
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>> jimmy: and in it, you're reunited with a son you left back in the real world and he doesn't know where you've been for all these years. >> oh, okay. well done, jim. >> jimmy: i think you're going to like this. it's from "tron: legacy." take a look. >> sam? long time. >> you have no idea. you're -- you're here. you're here. >> i'm here. >> you're -- >> old.
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>> jimmy: there you go. "tron: legacy," it opens tomorrow in 3d. and then, next week, you have this coming out and then the week after that, "true grit" with you and josh brolin. who i imagine -- it seems -- i'm just guessing, like you guys would get along famously. >> such a great cast. i don't have too many scenes with josh but i got to hang out a little bit with him and matt damon, you know -- >> jimmy: i don't care for him. >> that's what i hear. what do you have against matt? because he really says nice things about you -- >> jimmy: it's a very long story. >> bitter kind of thing? >> jimmy: i don't want to get into it right now. >> all right. >> jimmy: well, it's great -- thank you for coming. and, by the way if you want to check out jeff's website, it's jeffbridges.com. "tron: legacy" opens tomorrow. jeff bridges, everybody. we'll be right back with diddy.
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it's available now. please welcome a yuletide favorite, sean "diddy" combs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm blessed, i'm truly blessed. how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. this must be a busy time for you. you have a lot of people you know and work for. do you do your own christmas shopping? >> some of it. >> jimmy: some of it. and then you have other people that handle the rest of it? >> i mean, my assistants help me out. >> jimmy: they do? >> yes, they do. >> jimmy: and did you approve each purchase? >> not all the time. >> jimmy: not all the time. so you don't know a lot of the stuff that's going out there? that's from you? [ laughter ]
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>> why you blowing up my spot right now? no, no, it definitely happens, like, oh, thank you for the gift. >> jimmy: you're paying for it. >> i'm talking about the person i see them, january 3rd. they're like, thank you for the gift, and i'm like, yeah, okay, that's nice. and i don't know whether to say, did it fit, does it, you know -- >> jimmy: did you like it is good. >> does it sound good, does it drive well? >> jimmy: speaking of driving well, you got your own a beautiful car, what kind of car did you get him for his 16th birthday. >> i got him a maybach. >> jimmy: and that is way better than the car i got. >> yeah, but i want to explain something about that, because there was a whole big thing about it. my son has been an honest honor roll student. you know, since he entered in high high school. when he was in junior high, he was having some problems and he turned everything around. my son, i always try to give him things and do things and he's like, no, he doesn't want anything. and then, you know, i wanted to
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buy him a special gift that he would just use during special occasions, so, it's not like he just drives it around. >> jimmy: right, he's going through taco bell in the maybach. >> it's like -- yeah, no, no. it's like, i collect cars and stuff like that, so, i bought him a collectible. and so, you know, like, easter sunday or date with a girl for the first time or, you know, the dance or something. >> jimmy: the dad of the girl must be delighted when he pulls up in that maybach. i mean -- i would pour cement into the backseat of that thing. but what happens now? you get that as the birthday gift. for christmas, you have to buy them a helicopter or a dragon? you set the bar very, very high. >> i mean, i'm truly blessed because they are very humble and they really like simple things. >> jimmy: how many kids? >> i have six. >> jimmy: six kids. yeah. it's tough to get by with a skateboard though, after the maybach has been given. >> but you know something, that
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was the old me. i've evolved now into simpler things. so, i just write personal poems. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i don't give gifts anymore. >> jimmy: oh, that's terrible news for your friends. >> no, no, no, i'm going to be totally honest. i'm not scrooge or anything but it's like, christmas, during christmastime, i think everybody expects to get a gift from me, i'm a giving person, but this year, i mean, last year, i really was trying to figure out how to, like, disappear, like, on the 15th, say i was on i have vacation to have everybody forget about me and then, like, pop up back, like, the beginning of february. >> jimmy: there's a lot of pressure. >> a lot of money. >> jimmy: it's a lot of money. now, the band is called diddy dirty money. why is it called that? >> it's still my album. it's still a puff daddy diddy album. but i wanted -- i felt like i said everything i could say as a solo artist, and i didn't want to hear just all of me on a record. i wouldn't want to buy that. so, i came up with a concept that i wanted to reinvent the
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way, you know, i presented my music. and i wanted to do this love story, about finding love, losing love and getting it back again. but not in a corny way, but in a real sex, love, rock and roll way. and -- >> jimmy: getting very good reviews for this, too. >> yeah, great reviews. >> jimmy: are you excited by that or do you care? >> i usually am on the other side of reviews as people always questioning, you know, when you -- sometimes if you're successful, people really go extra hard on you, as they should and i can handle criticisms, so i'm usually not getting great reviews, but you know, this -- i can get used to this. >> jimmy: this album is -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this album is so hot -- we have that video there? it actually set a young woman's hair on fire in a bathtub, no less, which is probably the best place to get your hair set on fire. did she -- do you know what happened here? did she get hurt?
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>> i mean, i was downstairs. she wasn't hurt. thank god. >> jimmy: did you have to buy her a new weave or anything? [ laughter ] >> i definitely had to be nice to her. >> jimmy: you definitely -- well, and -- >> no, no, i want to say that she was a great sport about it. she -- nobody got hurt. >> jimmy: she got back in the tub? that's all you could ever ask. >> at a diddy party, you know, if something ain't broke, you got to get back in the tub. >> jimmy: your hair is on fire, you get back in the tub. that's just how you do it. >> it's the safest place, if you think about it. >> jimmy: well, in a moment, you're going to be out on the outdoor stage, your band is out there -- >> and i want to say, i put together a group, like, a three-member group, dawn and kalina, we're going to perform for y'all and rock the house. >> jimmy: there we go. dirty dirty money, that's the new cd. we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: and now, with the song "ass on the floor," from their new album "last train to paris," diddy dirty money. >> put your hands in the air! put your hands in the air! put your hands in the air! put your hands in the air! come on. let's go, let's rock. come on. >> let's go, let's rock.
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♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell you nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell me nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell you nothing no, no ♪ ♪ you're the love of my life but you hurt my heart twice ♪ ♪ now i'm drunker than a trying to find my way back to your heart you -- ♪ ♪ so i know there's a price when you're running all night ♪ ♪ and you drunker than a trying to find your way back to your love you -- baby you know ♪ ♪ babe you know just what to do i know you know the truth ♪ ♪ and we will never lose there's no me but there's no you ♪ ♪ i gave my soul to you ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club
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get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ i gave my soul to you them haters can't tell you nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell me nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell you nothing no, no ♪ ♪ see you made me cry don't you hurt hurt my pride ♪ ♪ got me madder than a trying to fight my way back to your heart you ♪ ♪ see you wrecking my brain i feel sane ♪ ♪ you know deep down i'll always love you ♪ ♪ trying to find my way back to your heart you -- baby you know ♪ ♪ babe you know just what to do i know you know the truth ♪ ♪ and we will never lose there's no me without no you ♪ ♪ i gave my soul to you ♪ ♪ put your hands up ♪ put your hands up
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♪ as we proceed to give you what you need ♪ ♪ you are now rocking with the best ♪ ♪ now check this out ♪ listen to me ♪ that loves gone get you listening to sade i left my pain in paris why cant you see my way ♪ ♪ you on that lonely highway my car still on that driveway ♪ ♪ feels like i'm dying slowly feel like what more can i say ♪ ♪ i made you face your fears i think we could've made ♪ ♪ it thought i told you i love you maybe we should've waited ♪ ♪ how could you ever doubt me when i stood by ♪ i would've gave my last breath now you can't breathe without me ♪ ♪ oh when you in the club yeah all you think about is your baby ♪ ♪ oh when you in the club yeah all you think about is your baby ♪ ♪ baby i want you to need me ♪
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♪ i need you to want me ♪ ♪ i want you to love me forever ♪ ♪ baby i want you to need me ♪ ♪ i need you to want me ♪ to love me forever ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ when you in the club get your ass on the floor ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell you nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell me nothing ♪ ♪ them haters can't tell you nothing no, no ♪
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>> jimmy: i want to thank jeff bridges, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. diddy, by the way, is selling these jackets online to support military families for operation home front. >> yes, sir. jackets on twitter. we're going to sell them and donate all the proceeds to on rax homefront to help the families that are without their loved ones. >> jimmy: merry christmas to you guys. that's the new cd, it's called "last train to paris," in stores now. the song, "coming home," once again, diddy dirty money! ♪ i'm coming home i'm coming home tell the world i'm coming home ♪ ♪ let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday ♪

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