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moms out there. a new policy at meritus medical center bans foe taupes in the delivery room until five minutes after the baby is born. the hospital says the rule is not about covering themselves in lawsuits, but says it will quote, protect patient privacy and reduce distractions. tonight, we ask, what do you think? does a hospital have a case in keeping you from capturing baby's first moments? please join our conversation and tell us what you thinkal the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. i will see you on "good morning america" tomorrow, if you're getting up early and be back here tomorrow night. until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i apologize. this is going to be fine. i'll be right back. okay. bear with me for a second. excuse me one second. i need to talk to john. >> you need to stop calling me john. i'm spider-man. >> look, everyone. it's john krasinski. all right? let's go inside. >> i can't believe you did that.

>> i have wanted to make love to you for my whole life. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: when i go on that show and one of you tells me that, we will make love. we will. >> biggest [ bleep ] i've ever taken. >> and they put that sucker right into your [ bleep ]. >> it's a palin-gosselin campout. but when the kids get into the weapon's trunk, all heck breaks loose. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with rosemarie dewitt, music from crystal castles and john krasinski. the power of a duramax turbo diesel and rugged allison transmission. proven in the real world for more than 10 years - and backed for 100,000 miles. with more than 20,000 pounds behind you, shouldn't you put a trusted powertrain in front of introducing the new chevy silverado hd. motor trends 2011 truck of the year.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john krasinski. from "the company men," rosemarie dewitt.

and music from crystal castles. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, to whom it may concern, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you for watching. thank you, cleto. thank you for those who have journeyed from far away places. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. and i'm also barbara walters' 11th most fascinating person of 2010. i just missed the cut for the show, but happy to be in the top 20 anyway. tonight, barbara walters hosted

her 18th ten most fascinating people of the year special. included on the list, sarah palin, betty white, justin bieber, the cast of "jersey for real. i read articles today that were complaining that the "jersey shore" cast didn't belong there. they're only on the show because barbara is dating the situation. i disagree. i'll say this for them. talent never goes out of style and they're going to be with us for the long run. it was funny watching barbara interview them. it was like watching jane goodall communicate with her chimpanzees. barbara conducted a very personal interview with oprah winfrey. they released excerpts of the interview yesterday. a lot was made of the fact that oprah cried and the fact she denied she was a lesbian. [ laughter ] she did. she denied. i was surprised to see barbara kind of really pressed her on it. >> i'm not lesbian. i'm not even kind of lesbian. >> recently there was a picture taken of you and a girl on a backseat of a car.

>> oh, okay. >> what were you doing? >> tissue, please. i now need a tissue. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that was -- barbara really -- barbara also asked oprah about barack obama. obviously oprah was a big supporter of the president. even from before he launched his campaign. and opinion polls be damned, she is still very fond of him. >> how much difference do you think you made? >> i don't know how much i think i made but from the first moments i spent with barack obama, i felt like he was going to be -- the love, the lover, the man, the partner, the mate. >> i'm shocked. >> you're shocked? >> yeah, because i didn't know that it was still on. >> you're kidding me? >> i thought it was a nice friend that you see now and then. is he still the man in your life? >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: wow. that is shocking. that's obamacare right there. i mean --

[ laughter ] this is my favorite part of the hour with oprah. this guy, i guess, runs the discovery network, which is the umbrella under the new oprah network will operate. >> 15 years later, those came closer to reality when she was approached by the president of the discovery network. >> jimmy: it looks like he just came home early from work and heard what he thinks is the sound of his wife having sex with another man. let's watch that again. oh, there he is. oh, the puppy bowl sign. what is that noise? linda? linda! in hour two of the two-part special series, whatever it was, barbara sat down with sarah palin. on sunday, kate gosselin and her abundant brood, they're going to head north to make a guest appearance on sarah palin's show. "sarah palin's alaska." this is going to be great. the palins and the gosselins go camping together. and i think they get lost in the wilderness and they're forced to eat one of the gosselin children. [ laughter ]

it should be -- the promos are online for this tlc crossover. i think i might tune in. >> sunday. >> go camping with kate and her eight kids. >> yay. >> i have never camped for real. >> our ruggedness is a mystery to people in the lower 48. >> but when the kids get into the weapons trunk, all heck breaks loose. it's palins versus gosselins. and alaska will never be the same. an all new "sarah palin's alaska." sunday december 12th at 9:00. on tlc. >> jimmy: well, that's something to see. [ applause ] this is interesting. supporters of wikileaks founder julian assange have specifically targeted sarah palin. her website and her personal

credit cards were attacked yesterday. they were able to get into her account. they figured out her password, which turned out to be "palin 2012." they got it on the first guess. but where were these cyber hackers during voting for "dancing with the stars"? they couldn't stop that? julian assange is in jail right now on sexual assault charges. this morning, headline news interviewed his step-father who had some interesting insight. >> strangely enough, i always thought that he would do something like this. >> jimmy: really? wasn't even an internet back then. and your glasses belong to sally jesse rafael. is it jesse or jeffy? oh, that's -- i'm thinking of "family circus," i think. this morning, prince made a surprise stop to visit the ladies of "the view." usually surprises on tv aren't really surprises but sherri

shepherd appeared to be in shock. apparently she's a very big prince fan. >> i'm going to leave y'all. i haven't had breakfast yet. >> can i have the gloves? >> no -- give the gloves back, sherri. >> you don't understand, prince. i have wanted to make love to you for my whole life. >> so, on that note -- >> you scared him. >> jimmy: that is not nice at let me tell you something, ladies of "the view." when i go on that show and one of you items me you've been wanting to make love to me for your whole life, we will make love. right there on the table among the coffee mugs while the audience cheers us on. prince got out of there like he left the engine running on his little red corvette. this morning, wesley snipes reported to federal prison in pennsylvania to begin a three-year sentence for accidentally not filing income taxes for ten years in a row.

oops. for not paying taxes is that you go live and eat in a place paid for by taxes. but that's what we do here. three years is a long -- you know, he goes into prison the swaggering bad ass from "blade" but maybe leaves the drag queen from "to wong fu." speaking of taxes, the british government just voted to triple school fees for university students. there have been massive protests in the streets. and it all led to this astonishing video mixup this morning on cnn. are outside parliament protesting. on capitol hill, house democrats have voted to not bring up the tax package that president obama negotiated with republicans. we didn't just put that on tv, did we?

>> jimmy: yes, you did. and then we did. how is that even loaded in the machine? it's -- make sure we have jeff daniels on the toilet standing by just in case. tomorrow, the nobel peace prize will be awarded tomorrow to liu xiabo, an imprisoned chinese dissident, who won't be around because he's in prison. china is furious that they selected a man they consider to be a criminal. they've accused the united states of conspiracy. they warned any countries attending the ceremonies will be active actively disrespecting the chinese government. this could be the first war started by a peace prize. this is kind of funny. today, china decided to give out their own peace prize but the guy they planned to give it to did not show up to receive it. so, instead, they grabbed a 6-year-old girl to accept for him and then she went back to work. making -- hey, those tickle me

elmo dolls don't stuff themselves, folks. this year, in part thanks to our peace-loving friends in china, there are more high tech toys than there ever have been. i can barely get the batteries in these things. so, to help people like me know what's what, we brought in an expert to sort it all out. here now with tech talk, our very own gadget guru, my uncle frank. >> hi, uncle frank here during this festive beautiful new christmas season. wow, we have new toys this year. look at this. ♪ well, it means dance. or move around to others. yeah. what a toy. i don't understand it, but it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: it looked like fun. [ cheers and applause ]

we can't give him small toys because he chokes on them, but -- [ laughter ] the trailer for mel gibson's first movie post freakout numbers two through eight is online right now. it's directed by jodie foster who also costars as his wife. the movie comes out next spring. everybody is says that it's called "the beaver." but that's actually wrong. i don't know if they changed it or someone censored it or someone made a mistake. but check this out. >> this is the story of walter black. a man who has lost all hope. but he's about to find his voice. >> baby, baby, baby. oh? >> who are you? >> baby, baby, baby. oh. ugh. >> this is a joke, right? >> baby, baby, baby, no. >> baby, baby, baby, oh. everyone?

>> baby, baby, baby. oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think it's going to -- i think it's going to do very well. one more thing. it's thursday night. time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> they made it seem like my whole motivation for building facebook was so i could [ bleep ] girls. they completely left out the fact that my girlfriend i've been [ bleep ] since before i started facebook. >> crossing those creeks is -- it's a little bit treacherous because it's [ bleep ] freezing cold. >> before i start this next song, i just want to say [ bleep ] you. >> biggest [ bleep ] i've ever taken. >> one woman was able to buy gifts for her entire family without [ bleep ] a [ bleep ]. >> and that can be the needle.

and they -- and they put that sucker right into your [ bleep ]. >> so, there was a picture taken of you and a girl in the backseat of a car. all kinds of fuss. what were you doing? >> i was [ bleep ] her. >> tell me more. >> a lot of people come in here and tell me, you don't know how hard it is to [ bleep ] wooden toys. >> i'm not sure how to say this, but alice may is a ghost. she wants to put her in her man [ bleep ]. >> what are you talking about? >> jay leno [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? what? wow. hey, we have a good show tonight. rosemarie dewitt is here. we have music from crystal castles. and we'll be right back with john krasinski, so stick around. ♪ [ pop ] right now at h&r block, you could get money. and you could get it fast.

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>> jimmy: well, welcome back. with us tonight, from the new ben affleck movie "the company men" which opens tomorrow, rosemarie dewitt is here. then, they're from canada. this is their second album. it's called "crystal castles ii." crystal castles from the bud light stage. we have a good week next week. as we march to the holidays. kevin spacey will be here, mark wahlberg, olivia wilde, rachael ray, bo garrett, jeff bridges will be with us. we'll have music from darker my love, the temper trap, goo goo dolls and diddy will be here, so please -- please watch. our first guest tonight is a last minute edition to the show. ryan seacrest was supposed to be here but he was unable to get his teeth white enough in time to appear. so, i called my friend and neighbor, or -- or did i call him? is john backstage?

oh -- you know i -- he lives right across the street and i -- you know what, i'm -- i apologize. i'll -- this is going to be fine. i'll be right back, okay? all right, just bear with me for a second. what's up? oh, hey. what's up? john? john? i'm -- i just need -- excuse me one second. i need to talk to john. >> you need to stop calling me john. i'm spider-man. thank you, by the way. we're short a guest and i would love it if you could -- i'm sorry, can you give us a second? john -- >> we're taking a picture. >> jimmy: i can see that you're taking a picture. okay.

there you go. okay, great, john, come on in -- >> you need to stop talking jimmy, get out of here. >> jimmy: i know. >> guys. i'm spider-man. >> jimmy: he's spider-man, everybody. look at him. those are adorable pajamas. john, i just need for you, if you could, to come in and do the show -- >> jimmy, you have to get out of here. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. excuse me one second. look, everyone, it's not spider-man, it's john krasinski. all right, great. let's go inside. >> i can't believe you did that. i can't believe you did that. >> jimmy: really? i mean -- >> you sucked as spider-man. >> gary, this is a family corner, okay? so, let's just -- team effort all right? >> you don't need a job. you don't need the money. >> i don't do it for the money. hold on a second. >> jimmy: you do have money. >> by the way, gary, when was the last time you saw batman with a beard? boo! >> jimmy: guys, guys! all right, now -- this is not good.

john -- john, john. come on. don't. don't. don't. come on now. don't. not the -- >> not the money! damn it, gary. that's mine! >> jimmy: guys -- gary, just, please? i'll give you some money later. just come inside, all right? >> what? >> here's for your wife, gary. go get a life. >> go back to yours office. >> that's an easy one, gary. >> jimmy: enough now. >> that guy's an ass. >> jimmy: let me tell you, spider-man wouldn't behave like that. >> six years that guy's been riding my ass. i lost everything just now. everything. >> jimmy: that was everything? >> yeah, it was going to go to charity. >> jimmy: what charity? >> well, after i buy myself dinner i would give the rest to charity. >> jimmy: oh, okay. listen, let's just do this -- >> i really don't want to do this. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't want to do this, either. we've got some nice people out here that are expecting to see a

show. now let's get in there and give them a show. >> okay. >> jimmy: come on, spidey. >> let's do this. >> jimmy: get in there. spin some webs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. see what i'm saying? how long have you been spider-manning, by the way? >> well, professionally, six years. >> jimmy: six years? >> but i've been training for 22. >> jimmy: wow, that is -- i had no idea. and did you buy this yourself? >> did i buy it? it for you? >> how dare you. i made this. >> jimmy: you did? you made it? really? >> that's why they don't line up, the spider things don't line up. >> jimmy: you know, spider-man can't expected to be a tailor.

he's spider-man, for god sakes. >> exactly. he's busy. >> jimmy: good to see you. sorry to pull you off the boulevard. >> no, it's fine. i would love to see ryan seacrest anyway. so i'm bummed that he's not here. we have some -- we'd have some real rigamarole here. >> jimmy: you really could make money in that outfit on the boulevard. but not posing for pictures. >> you know -- cheap laugh, but i'll go for it. >> jimmy: for those that don't know, john and i live right across the street from each other. i mean, directly across the street. and it's a small street. >> little creepy that you can see into my house. so, on monday night, i -- well, i called you, i said, do you want to go to the movies? and then, you said no, you couldn't, because you were exhausted or something -- >> i say no to pretty much everything -- >> jimmy: your wife was exhausted, something like that. and i come home from work and i walk into my house -- >> what? do you have photo evidence? >> jimmy: and in the living room are these enormous christmas --

you can't tell -- robots that move, that are lit up. >> they are more impressive in person. >> jimmy: you actually broke into my home and set up this christmas display. >> let's go easy on the broken into. >> jimmy: you didn't actually smash a window, but you did use the code that i gave you for -- >> that was dumb. >> jimmy: i guess it was. >> one day you needed sugar or something. you were like, here's my code. >> jimmy: whose idea was this? >> totally mine. it was inspired by bed, bath and beyond. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. i was decorating my house and i wanted to go crazy in my house and put a lot of christmassy i was like, bed, bath and beyond. because it's the beyond. we're going to get there. and i was completely blown away that there was very little there. so, as i'm looking through the little, there's one little aisle and up on the wall are these couple things. and i thought, yeah, those are going in jimmy's living room. >> jimmy: that's great. i had a good laugh about it and

then about an hour and a half later, i finally go up to my bedroom to go to bed and this greets me in the hall in my -- [ laughter ] >> well, you know, you have to invite everybody to the party. you can't leave people out. >> jimmy: were you nervous about being in my home unsupervised? >> okay, if we're being honest with everybody, not that there's anybody listening -- what? >> jimmy: we wouldn't expect anything less from spider-man. >> i was really excited. i bring the boxes over and i punch in the code and it took me a lot of times to remember the code. >> jimmy: okay. >> and while i'm doing the code, on, like, the eighth try, your key pad turns a different color. and i turn to my friends, there were multiple people involved, sorry. and it turned a different color and i thought, oh, my god, we are definitely going to be arrested and/or a poison gas was just released. so, we are either dead or arrested. we finally get in on my last try. we get in and i open the box thinking, it can't be anything more than just, pull them out

and they're ready to go. no, there's a lot of -- a lot of building. it was like those old construct sets where i was doing this, like, what is happening? why do i have to, like, screw in santa? that's not a pun. that's not a pun. >> jimmy: usually when people do that sort of thing, they assemble the item before they get into the house. >> that would look ridiculous. a guy in a spider-man costume. >> jimmy: you were wearing it then, too? and then my girlfriend happened to be upstairs in the house, terrified. >> so, my friends and i are assembling these, i think there were 30 of us. and then we heard a crash and it was that weird thing of human fear where we all knew what that meant, which is, someone was home and someone said, what was that? and i just overrode it, totally denied it and i was like, nothing, keep going. and i was so scared. and then we heard a crash again and i was like, oh, my god, someone is upstairs. oh my god. so, i thought it was your son so, i go, kev? kev?

and i'm yelling up the stairs. running and i said, well, someone is confident enough to charge me. this isn't going to go well. i thought, if you're taking notes from a rhino, we're in a lot of trouble. and it was your girlfriend who came down. very nice. she said, hey, this looks amazing. i was so scared from the charging that i didn't really say hello to her and we know each other very well and i was like, hey, how are you doing? and i think i peed my pants a little bit. so i like moved. and all i could do was going back to assembling santa. being like, i got to put my fear to good use. and then seven minutes later i gave her a hug and i was like, hello, how are you? >> jimmy: well, you scared her. you think your spidey sense would have tingled. >> you think it comes with the costume. it doesn't. >> jimmy: i guess not. you know, well, first of all, thank you for decorating my home for me. you've saved me the trouble of doing that. and what was -- do i have to give those back, or, will i set them on fire at the end of the holidays?

>> that's sacrilegious. >> jimmy: well, no, i don't think santa is a real saint. it doesn't even look like santa. it looks like a dog in a red suit. >> but he was nice enough to bring the north pole with him. >> jimmy: he was. now, i want to show something else, because you are -- you're fortunate. you're very fortunate that i don't have the same diabolical streak that you do, because, at your wedding -- >> you gave me the diabolical streak. >> jimmy: at your wedding, i did something very kind for you, i thought -- >> don't do this. you're going to make me look like an ass. >> jimmy: john comes out and his tux is wrinkled. beyond belief. and this is, like, you know, >> i didn't know that. you said, hey, is everything cool, are you having a good time? and i realized -- it was the first time i thought about getting married that day. it was about an hour before. you said, is everything all right? and i was like, oh, my god. and it set in. he was like, is your suit fine. i'm like, yeah, it's fine. it came from the thing. >> jimmy: it wasn't fine.

>> it was on a plane and i didn't know this, it was totally wrinkled. >> jimmy: and so, i got out -- and this is a lovely, flattering picture of me. so, i got out an iron and ironed your tuxedo. >> that's real. yes, no, it deserves an aww. it deserves an aww. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i tell you what, though. it wouldn't have got an aww if i cut the ass out of it right before the wedding. >> it wouldn't have gotten an aww if i told them you weren't invited to the wedding. i don't know why you were there. >> jimmy: it a good thing i showed up. well, we're barging in on each other's lives. thank you so much for timing in. and ryan thanks, you, as well. spider-man, everybody. john krasinski, everybody. new episodes of "the office" come back in january to nbc. we'll be right back with rosemarie dewitt.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we are back. still to come, crystal castles will be here. you know our next guest from the

united states of terror, mad men and now alongside ben affleck in "the company men." it opens in select cities tomorrow. please say hello to rosemarie dewitt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no super hero costume for you? >> no, i left my cape back stage. >> jimmy: it's not a requirement. it's optional. great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and congratulations on the movie. i thought you did a great job in it. did ben talk about me on the set of the movie? >> it was kind of annoying, actually. like, i would eat an apple, he'd be like, jimmy likes apples. or i would be in the scene, and he would say, jimmy does this head tilt thing -- >> jimmy: we do have that thing. >> you were hard to live up to. >> jimmy: you know, i originally auditioned for that role.

but you did a great job. probably even better than i would have. >> i would hope so. >> jimmy: it's quite a cast, >> good group. >> jimmy: were you intimidated at all by this group? >> i was a little bit. i have to do this thing where i work with people i greatly admire where if i see them on tv i have to shut it off. if "good will hunting" came on, off it goes. just to make it regular. >> jimmy: i see. so, then you don't think of them as a movie star? >> yeah, or just so i'm not -- when i did a movie, "rachel getting married," i saw "terms of endearment" the night before we started shooting, and then, i was like, shaking at the table, i'm like, it's [ bleep ]. movie stars until we're shooting a scene. i was shooting a scene with ben in the backyard in boston and my eye line i keep seeing a weird movement and i'm like, oh, there's someone in a tree taking a picture of ben. and i'm like, that's right, he's a huge movie star and we're in boston. and they love them some ben

affleck. >> jimmy: and there are photographers in the trees there. and who can blame them, honestly, though, i mean, really. >> you know. >> jimmy: he's tops, yeah. so -- where are you from originally? >> jersey. >> jimmy: jersey. and what do your parents do for a living? >> my dad was in the marine corps. he was a pilot for 30 years and then he flew commercially and privately. my mom was a stewardess for eastern. >> jimmy: oh, wow, how about that? it's like a halloween costume or something. >> they were, yeah. >> jimmy: so, you must have had all the little bags of peanuts that you could ever imagine. >> that you could ever want. yeah, and cocktails. >> jimmy: are you from a big family? >> my dad had eight kids with his first wife. >> jimmy: wow. no wonder he decided to start flying. wow. >> and then he got that marriage annulled. which makes no sense. >> jimmy: eight kids, wow. and then he married my mom and it was just me. sad little holidays where we would -- just the three of us and my dad loved to travel and he was used to that life style. we would be bellying up to the buffet bar at the hilton, in our

town, you know what i mean? he was just way more used to that. >> jimmy: that was like home. >> that was christmas. >> jimmy: your husband -- this is not news to you, is ron livingston. he's a very nice guy, he's been here before. >> he is, yeah. >> jimmy: is he good around the hold days? >> yeah, he's great around the holidays. there's a lot of football going on right now, which i am a great wife and very tolerant of, and the bears, the chicago bears, a fan. they're having an amazing season so far. >> jimmy: when you say tolerant, what do you mean? it's really only 3 1/2 hours a week. >> yeah, but there's all things that go on. and he has the fantasy league. at 3:00 in the morning i feel the glow of the iphone on my face because he's checking and moving players and i don't know. and i used to watch all the games with him but he started pimping me out and i was feeling cheap and dirty. so i -- >> jimmy: he's making you have sex with his friends? >> no, that would be unbelievable.

>> jimmy: that's something else. first started dating, i made the mistake, well, i get a little bored watching the game, and i think it started with devin hester. i was like, who is that guy? he has nice arms. and he said, look at my arms. he gets jealous. but he did this thing where he -- i'm going to say it all wrong. he ran the ball down the field, like, the kickoff and scored and, you know -- >> jimmy: he ran back a touchdown? >> he ran back a touchdown. he did this amazing thing. >> jimmy: shortly after you complimented him. >> and then the next game i was like, what's up with that guy, i like him. he's kind of cute and then he would -- intercepted the ball or made a crazy tackle. so, you know how people -- everyone thinks that they affect the game from home, like, you know -- >> jimmy: you can. you can. >> well, ron believes that you can. so, he started to think that my crush on certain members of the bears were causing them to have really good games. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, so i would get a text. he's like, can you start having a crush on jay cutler, like,

now? and he thought it was working. then it was getting complicated because i would be running out of stuff. so i would start having like sexual fantasies about them. i'm like, this is cheating. now i'm cheating on you. >> jimmy: as long as it gets them to the super bowl. even if he has to put you in the shower with the whole team. i mean, if he's really -- >> it could be going there. i'm going to end up with a reality show and a drug habit. i had to draw the line. if they get to the super bowl -- >> jimmy: you'll agree to do that. and it will be good motivation for the team. what are you doing for christmas? >> ron -- my dad is coming out and ron's whole family is coming for 11 days. a long time. >> jimmy: are you -- 11 days is a long time. will they stay with you in the house? >> yeah, like seven of them will. >> jimmy: oh, really. is it big enough to accommodate? >> we're going to be seeing a lot of each other. >> jimmy: you are. and it's his family that's coming? >> my dad will come. and his family. they're from iowa, you know, so, they don't travel, like, as much as we do.

ron said the other day it's sort of like they pack their trunks on the queen mary. like, they're staying, you know? >> jimmy: they're staying for awhile. you seem delighted. well, hopefully -- >> i love them, i do. >> jimmy: hopefully they won't watch this show before they arrive. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: well, tell ron i said hello and have a great holiday. great to meet you. and go see "the company men," it opens in select cities tomorrow. rosemarie dewitt, everybody. we'll be right back with crystal castles.

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self-titled album. here with the song "baptism," crystal castles. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ hold my head under water ♪ ♪ take a breath for the father ♪

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