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saved by jesus could be his brothers and sisters. bentley said he was sorry if he offended anyone in any way and said he would work over the next four years for people of all faiths and colors. so, tonight, we ask you, is an apology enough or does the governor have much more to do to convince you that he'll work hard for everybody? we'll heard from many of you tonight, but please join the conversation, tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. tonight on the show, wilmer valderrama, music from new politics, and the great don rickles. i'm standing outside don rickles' dressing room right now and -- >> jimmy, will you go away? i don't need you. go away. biggest pain in the neck -- >> jimmy: he's in a good mood.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- don rickles. wilmer valderrama. and music from new politics. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, step aside. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. it's a pleasure to be here and it's a pleasure to see you. we've got a very lively crowd here tonight for mr. rickles, who will be here later to insult you all. [ applause ] and -- and a new season of "american idol" started tonight. how do we feel about this? have we had enough? i think i have. "american idol" is sort of becoming the relative you hate having over at christmas but there's really nothing you can do to stop them from showing up. it's hard to believe. this is the tenth season of "american idol." seems like more. seemed like the 80th season of "american idol." and it's strange because millions of people get so invested in this show and in the contestants while it's going on but once it's over, we instantly forget them. this morning i was trying to remember who won last year. i had no idea.

maybe -- maybe it's just me. i sent my cousin sal on the street today to ask fans of "american idol," people who watch the show, who won last season. last season's finale was at the end of may, that was seven months ago. let's see how much of an impression the winner made. >> do you guys watch "american idol"? >> yes. >> do you remember who won last year? >> no. >> do you remember who won "american idol" last year? >> no. >> do you remember who won last year? >> i can't say that i do. >> do you remember who won "american idol" last year? >> no. >> do you remember who won "american idol" last year? >> no. >> no guess? >> i don't know. the only person i remember is ruben studdard. >> nope, not him. >> do you know who won "american idol" last year? >> that would be a negative. >> you want to take a guess?

>> go ahead -- >> no, you go ahead. >> forget it, jimmy, nobody knows. try to pay attention next year, okay? >> jimmy: it was lee dewyze who won. [ applause ] as you probably know, ellen, kara and simon are out. steven tyler and jennifer lopez came in. since they hired steven tyler, i hear the scarf budget is through the roof. he got off to a strong start tonight with this assessment of the first contestant of the new season ten. >> when you came out here you were on fire, you know. you got to sing something that delivers that same feeling and voice and in notes and tonage like you just spoke. >> jimmy: on ttonage? a new word. and a new nickname for my friend tony, tonage. i watched the show very closely tonight, and teach tisteven tyl

definitely going to have sex with at least five contestants. the big question has been, who will fill simon's role? this morning or local fox 11 news spoke to the man who at least physically will fill simon's seat. >> veteran idol judge randy jackson takes over the seat that simon sat in. >> just kind of happened that way. we looked at it, like, i'll sit here, nobody will ever say, dog, you've become cowell. he's still my boy but it's not like that, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: no. no, actually, i don't. i have no idea what you're saying. and neither do you, probably. [ laughter ] the president of china is in washington today making an official state visit to the white house. this is like when you are into your bookie for more than you can afford and he stops by your house. they had a state dinner tonight. jackie chan was there. that's like if china hosted obama for dinner and invited

chuck norris. it's kind of ridiculous. the guests enjoy what was described as a quintessentially american dinner. the menu was kept a secret but in a nod to chinese tradition it was prepared by 7-year-olds. seven year olds. seven 1-year-olds. when is somebody going to hold president hu responsible for letting the dogs out? i mean, the man -- hu let the dogs out, and we sit around and let them get away with it? new speaker of the house john boehner was invited to the dinner but chose not to attend. they're calling him an orange chicken in china now. presidents obama and hu took questions from the media today. which is unusual because chinese presidents don't typically take questions from reporters without killing them after. but this is the united states, and the chinese president seemed pretty comfortable in front of the press. >> president hu, many on capitol

hill see china as an economic threat. what can you do to allay their fears? >> translator: there is no need for fear. as long as you continue to buy singamajigs, we'll be richer than your president's girlfriend, oprah. next question? >> jimmy: that's good, they're getting along. that's very nice. [ applause ] one of -- one of many areas in which we're falling behind the chinese is education. a new study has determined that nearly half of our country's undergraduate show no gains in learning after their first two years of college. and the other half are nerds, so -- [ laughter ] who stays in college for two years anyway? all the really smart kids drop out after a semester and found

facebook. that's where all the money is. the study says american colleges don't make learns a priority. i have a kid in college. kids are learning. they're learning to make bongs out of apples, bongs out of all sorts of fruit. so -- congratulations, parents. $80,000 well spent on nothing. here in l.a. today there was a shooting at a school. someone shot a school police officer. fortunately he's okay because he was wearing a bulletproof vest. and then this happened. >> more than likely they're going to take this person of interest back over to the command center. people that were witnesses to the shooting earlier will be sum mondayed and take a look at this person. needless to say, they have a drive back there that nay need to undergo here and it will be back to the command post here, so, again, another person of interest here, though, now, they are pulling into a fast food restaurant, the intentions here, i do not know this may simply be a cut through here so we're going to keep an eye on it.

well, no, actually, they're apparently stopping for some good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. i know that's -- that's officer mcfatty for you, he -- tacos are 2 for 99 cents. it's a crime not to stop. tonight on cnn, night three of piers morgan's new interview show. he took over for larry king. had some big guests this week. oprah was on monday, howard stern was on last night and tonight, condoleezza rice. and you have to hand it to him, he held nothing back with the former secretary of state. >> i never imagine you being a naughty girl. are you sex mad? >> probably. >> have you ever taken viagra. >> well, certainly, i think i have. >> you have always maintained, and i think i quote directly, that you're hung like a raisin. >> not really. >> jimmy: unusual, but fresh.

the first single from britney spears' new album is out. it's already number one. i love when a new single comes out. i teach an exercise class down the block and i'll always looking for new music to inspire my girls. she's been out of the spotlight for a few years since going insane, but she's back with this new song. ♪ i want your body now ♪ would you hold it against me >> jimmy: you see, it's a play on words, if you want my body, would you hold it again me? i liked it better when she was bald and attacking people with a umbrella for no reason. there's a group called the bellamy brothers, they're complaining because they had a song similar, and they believe it was stolen. i don't know, if i found out britney spears and i had the same terrible idea, i think i'd be quiet and hope nobody noticed. in fact, all the songs on britney's still untitled album have clever titles and in fact, this might be her most clev

cleverly-worded album yet. >> featuring all new singles like, my face is leaving in ten minutes. ♪ my face is leaving in minutes ♪ >> be on it. ♪ be on it >> if you were a booger i'd pick you first. ♪ i'd pick you first >> you must work at subway -- ♪ you must work at subway >> you're giving me a foot long. ♪ you're giving me a foot long [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, she's done it again. she really has. we have a good show tonight. wilmer valderrama is with us here tonight. we have music from new politics. and we'll be right back with the one and only don rickles, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. with us tonight, one of our nation's most prominent venezuelan-americans. his new movie is called "from prada to nada," wilmer valderama is here. then later, all the way from denmark. they're denmarkians. this is their self-titled album. making their network television debut, new politics from the bud light stage. and if you like what you see, you can see them live on tour starting march 4th in sacramento. tomorrow night, ryan gosling, kourtney kardashian and music from ra ra riot. our first guest is a legendary performer, best-selling author and the most famous potato head in the world. you can see him in his natural habitat performing live january 28th in clearwater, florida, at ruth eckerd hall and at the

orleans hotel in las vegas march 19th and 20th. please welcome mr. warmth, don rickles. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's wonderful to see you, don. >> wait a minute. they're still cheering. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i didn't mean to cut it off. i'll let you finish.

[ cheers and applause ] don, this is -- [ laughter ] everything all right? >> it's great. great. >> jimmy: you know how many -- >> i like the hairdo. hitler had one of those. >> jimmy: thank you. >> is that a new thing? all of a sudden you got to get an umbrella, skipping in the park. >> jimmy: this is the eighth appearance you've made on this show. >> i'll drop my pants and fire a rocket. [ laughter ] this is the eighth type. that's exciting, really. >> jimmy: for me it is. >> wife and i can move out of the motel and get to the big house. look at all these people. god bless them. look at the way they're dressed. torn jeans. this guy all mustache, a trick or treat shirt. what the hell -- where do these

people came from? they must be out in an alley, can we see the show? i'm dressed like it's a party. >> jimmy: we came dressed very well -- >> don't put me with you, please. i know who i am. i remember you when you were doing football and baseball and all of a sudden they gave you this thing and you sky vokted. >> jimmy: by the way, as you know, not only am i excited but my uncle frank is excited that you are here tonight. >> hey, frank. god bless. and you're a grandfather. >> yeah, first time. [ applause ] >> thank you, don. >> i know him when he was a cop in new york and he used to stand on a street, he'd go, psst, you got a minute? i don't know what that means. >> jimmy, i know him since he's a kid in brooklyn. >> yeah, shut up, frank. he does. a nightclub, i started in brookl

brooklyn, new york, right. all italians and jews. and the italians in the front go, when is he going to get funny? all classy guys with the guns in the pocket. i'm not finished. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> what the hell's the matter with you? you just sit there like -- >> jimmy: i do want to say congratulations, "toy story" won the golden globe award. >> isn't that something? >> jimmy: you're a potato in that. that's got to be exciting. >> 16 years, mr. potato head. john came to me down at my house, said, listen, don, you're going to be this mr. potato head. i said, i don't do cartoons, leave me alone. now 16 years later, i got a house, hunting doings, the whole [ bleep ] thing. he always says, you know, you should see it, it's for grownups, too. but when i first started, i was the kind of guy, i just wanted the check. he said, listen, don -- the band can't see me. >> jimmy: i'm sorry.

[ applause ] >> so i said -- >> jimmy: now you lack like you're on the toilet. >> jimmy: i don't know what to do. >> anybody got a magazine? the son don't want to laugh until the old man okays it. god bless you. i spoke to border bah troll, you're going back. hey, there's no voting. you got in here free. there's no voting. gee. anyway -- >> jimmy: the guy who wrote -- >> yeah, to do the thing, you just say, you sit in a booth, there's nobody there, with a microphone. he says, don, you have to understand, when the duck gets sick, mr. potato head, you have to feel sorry for the monkey and the elephant is tired and the bird -- i said, it's 6:30, i want to go home. i don't give a crap about the elephant or the monkey. you know? 16 years later, get a nice check

and now i worry about the animals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you go to the parties? i'm too big for that. >> jimmy: you're too big for that? >> brad gray gave a party and disney and the "toy story" people gave a party. we went to that, had a couple of vodkas and met -- met jeff bridges for the first time. nice guy. came over to me, said, i'm jeff bridges, i said, get away. no, i didn't say that. lovely guy. and all the actors. >> jimmy: did you know his dad? >> i did. i knew him when he had the bathing suit and was diving for fish. you people don't remember that. >> jimmy: it's an old show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey -- [ laughter ] >> it's murder when you work with a dummy. >> jimmy: you're very dear friend regis made a big announcement on air -- the morning before last, saying he's not going to be on the show anymore. >> i'm sick about it. >> jimmy: you and regis are very

close -- >> we're dear friends. and it was time to walk away. [ laughter ] i mean, the man was on the show and started to wheeze while he was talking. [ laughter [ laughter ] notre dame, the irish, the priest, i'm fed up with it. and the little girl next to him, he's going to go, he's going to go. it should be excited. no, reg had a great run and i love him dearly. and his wife joy, she's a stripper, you know? >> jimmy: i did not know that. >> she works in cleveland, quietly. but -- >> jimmy: did he call you and tell you -- >> yeah, he calls me on the phone, you know. i say, you know, reg, the -- once in awhile i get up that early when i'm not taking a shot at the wife. >> jimmy: yeah. no, i'm -- hey, when you're married as i am, 45 years god bless her -- [ cheers and applause ] i guess you never saw her.

anyway -- see, that joke will cost me. no, when you're married 45 years, it's not like, come on, let's go, yeah yeah. when you're married 45 years, you say, you got a glass of water? let's get in the tub first and get cooled off. jews don't do that. we circle the bed and get an estimate. anyway -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: regis. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you worried now that he's out of a job that he will -- >> i don't wacare what he does. >> jimmy: he'll want you to pick up the check. >> let's not get crazy. he's wonderful. when you think about his career, god bless him, so many years, and to be as warm, to know the gentleman, really, is a treat. to be serious for a moment, really to know him has been a great treat for me, and you know him, too. he has a great style and a great deal of class and i'm going to miss him on the air, and we --

when we go out socially, he's great. he goes, do they recognize me? anyway -- [ laughter ] you know -- it's annoying. >> jimmy: i have to say, i'm surprised you were not invited to the white house state dinner for the chinese president. you would have been wonderful for that. >> absolutely. jews love chicken chow mein. absolutely. >> jimmy: how many times have you -- >> i like that remark. wait a minute. no, how many times have i been to the white house? i think about eight. >> jimmy: eight times? >> what, do i win a prize? i had a great relationship, ronald reagan was -- well, i knew him when he was governor and he was an actor, the dean martin roast, had a great time with ronald reagan. he was great. and then george bush, god bless him, you know, i was at the inaugural, did a show and frank sinatra said, we're going to have rickles -- the ronald reagan inaugural. goes to have don rickles on the show for the -- for the

inaugural for ronald reagan. and the cabinet said, no, what are you crazy, we're not going to have him. and frank said, you don't have him, you don't have me. and he said, look at how quiet it got. of course, he had a gun on him. [ laughter ] i can say that because his guys are all dead. anyway -- [ laughter ] anyway -- give me a minute. because everything i say, i'm going to do up in my room later and laugh my ass of. >> jimmy: so, he insisted that you be apart of the inauguration? >> yeah, i got on the show, i never know what i'm going to say. it was a great night, kidding the cabinet and everything. they were wonderful to me. and ronald reagan was great and he became president and i didn't hear from him. but -- no. he was always so nice and the guy -- i met clinton just for a few minutes, charming gentleman. i only met him, clint eastwood was honored. do you know him? >> jimmy: i met him.

>> he's a lot of fun, isn't he? [ laughter ] he and robert de niro. how would you like to be with the two of them on new year's eve? come on, this is funny stuff, ma. ma sitting there goes -- come on, ma, i'm funny. my mother loved me. >> jimmy: in march, you're going to do two nights at thor leans in vegas. how many years have you been doing vegas now? >> about 52. >> jimmy: 52 years in vegas. i saw you at the orleans and really it's a fantastic show and if you have never seen don live, or if you have, it's -- i recommend it. couldn't recommend it more likely. and really, like, for you, it's amazing at your age, and i hope you take no offense, but -- >> i'm not offended. i'm not, i'm serious. i'm 84. >> jimmy: but it is incredible to watch you on stage. [ applause ] it's like you got hit by a bolt of lightning before you go on

stage. >> all of us, even at your age and you're still a young man. when we get out there, the light goes on, it's either a prison break or do a show, you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] coming from brookbrooklyn, evere i see a light, run, charlie, run. it's great because you have the energy, and young people, some of you are here tonight, that still come to see me and i'm very flattered, because i -- i just exaggerate all of us. that say, the insult guy. listen, after 50 years, i hurt nobody. i'm never mean spirited and i have a good time and i enjoy myself. and i say this from my heart. i am the greatest living comedian of all time. >> jimmy: i agree with you. i think we all agree with you. don rickles, everybody. you can see him january 28th at ruth eckerd hall in clearwater, florida and the or leans in las vegas. and you're playing with joan rivers in florida. >> she doesn't know it yet. >> jimmy: don rickles,

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from new politics. our next guest is a talented actor and still, to this day, the only person named wilmer i've met. his new movie is called "from prada to nada." it opens in theatres january 28th. please welcome wilmer valderrama. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, good to see you. look at how handsome you are. you really are handsome. >> yeah, i chose sexy today. >> jimmy: you were just in venezuela. how old were you when you left? >> i was about 14 years old when i left. itch was pretty much raised there since i was 3, so -- >> jimmy: when you go back, is it a big deal when you go back there? >> yeah, it's really sweet. i actually have -- i just went

back a couple months ago, i went back for the first time in about 14 years and it was -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah and it was really touching. i went back to the school that i went to and to see those little kids wearing the same uniform that i remember wearing -- by the way, you never remember being that short, you know what i'm saying. it was really funny. >> jimmy: the furniture seems smaller, right? that's the weirdest thing. oh, these are tiny little chairs and tables. >> yeah, and, but it was really, really sweet and funny. and i actually saw some of my old teachers. and it funny about teachers because those teachers were old then, and they're old now but they're not older. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: they're frozen in time. >> some how. but it was really sweet and cool -- >> jimmy: who was your favorite teacher? do you remember somebody that you saw? >> yeah, it was -- the music guy over there. >> jimmy: and so, what, did you play an instrument with the band? >> i played an instrument that's

really predictable. i played the bongos. >> jimmy: you did? there's bongos in high school band? what kind of a high school is this? >> it's south america! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bongos? wow. how big is the -- is there a bongo section? >> it's funny, because the bongos are in the traditional music and stuff. there's a bunch of really weird instruments. >> jimmy: and do they play, like, i guess there's no, like, football -- well, football is the soccer team -- >> the national sport is the bongo olympics and it's just -- >> jimmy: and they know you there from "whatthat '70s show?" >> yeah, it's really funny. it's now pretty much all over the world in every language. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you get dubbed over in spanish in venezuela. do they have -- you speak

spanish. do they have someone else dub your voice into spanish or do you dub your own voice into span snish. >> well, that would be so much work. but i -- basically they have an actor dub, you know, my voice -- their voice into the character and eventually it becomes, that's what it is. it's kind of funny because i heard my character's voice in many different countries and he sounds really weird. but it's funny. it's really interesting when you meet the fans and they totally expect you to sound like the guy who is doing the voice in their language. so, when they hear your voice, like, something dies inside of them. it's really depressing for them and they don't want their picture with you anymore. >> jimmy: you should travel with the guy who does you and have them speak for you as you move your mouth in the wrong way. so, everyone went crazy for you down there. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: are they naming your school after you or anything like that? >> that's chactually -- the

principal of the school offered me to, or they said, you know, wilmer, you are representing us in hollywood from here and we love to name the theater next to the school, the wilmer valderrama theater and i thought that was walely sweet and amaying. i said, great, when is this going down? he said, well, first, you have to buy the building. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, yeah, that's not -- that doesn't make it as enticing? >> yeah, i was like, buying your own name tag, like -- >> jimmy: were you a good student? >> i was, you know, i was actually a pretty good student. i was terrible at math and i was terrible at english. >> jimmy: you took english? >> we did. it was kind of mandatory. when you're there and 14, you really said to yourself, english, i'm never going to have to learn how to speak english, when am i going to need that? and i was flunking all of that. and three days later, my dad's like, we're going to america!

and i said, holy [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: at least you knew that phrase. that's really the only one you really need to know. i mean, with that, you can get along. so, now, you got this movie, called "from prada to nada." this is going to sound like a joke, but it's based on a jane austin novel. which one? >> the one that wasn't read very often. >> jimmy: which one is that? >> it's actually -- really, it's structu structurally, we take this great format that, in that novel and we give it kind of a twist. and the characters are very loving and sweet but we based our story and the landscape of east l.a. and infused -- >> jimmy: on which novel is it based -- >> the jane austin, "sense and sensibility." so that structure, in east l.a., very charming, very sweet, very

romantic. >> jimmy: but you shot it in mexico. >> exactly. the movie -- >> jimmy: which also is not a joke. you really did. >> we did the movie takes place in east l.a. but we shot it in mexico. and we literally faked bel air, east l.a., you know, downtown, all in mexico. >> jimmy: you somehow made a bel air in mexico? >> to be honest, it was a big city, and it was really cool to shoot there. >> jimmy: how many times were you kidnapped? >> um -- >> jimmy: isn't it very dangerous to shoot in mexico? >> well, yeah, that's -- you know, as soon as we say that's a wrap, then all of a sudden it became the most dangerous city in mexico. we were like, wow, we missed that party. >> jimmy: really? so you were there just before all the trouble started? >> yeah. yeah. basically. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> we got away with it. >> jimmy: will you shoot there again? >> um -- no, yes, i would.

>> jimmy: you have done any movies in spanish that are all in spanish? >> i -- when i did -- but i'm definitely looking forward to doing a lot more spanish stuff right now. i'm in conversations -- >> jimmy: you are speaking to the whole country about appearing in a film there? >> they're all very into it. >> jimmy: come on down, bring cash! drive right in, bring your car, whatever you want. we'll take anything. >> but i'm excited to do something in spanish because i feel like it would be really great to kind of relive your roots and stuff, but it's funny, i think my parents would get a bigger kick out of it because i think to my parents i'm still doing a high school play. they don't really know, you know, when, like, i've done, i tell them i do "the view," "skw "jim"jim "jimmy kimmel," but it's not until i'm on telemundo where my

dad is like, very good, very good! very good! and i'm like, wow. it's like a disconnection. >> jimmy: that is funny. the movie is called "from prada to nada." jane austin fans -- who are the girls in the movie? >> camilla bell. really fun -- >> jimmy: amazing that you are always surrounded by beautiful women. wilmer valderrama, everybody. "from prada to nada" opens in theatres january 28th. we'll be right back with new politics. looif i'll finally get the can fecoverage my family deserves. if it's something we can afford. to steer clear of the confusion, go to metlife.com in less than 5 minutes, you'll get straight answers. like how much life insurance

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>> jimmy: well, this is their network television debut. here with the song "dignity" from their self-titled album, new politics. ♪ you walk the streets never feel no guilt you make your money selling guns on the playground ♪ ♪ i'm so ashamed 'cause we all the same killing in the name of money is the game now ♪ ♪ and you're buying bombs and we pay the price eat your lies and we feed it to the children ♪ ♪ is this what you want is this what you need you're gonna kill us all to bring peace ♪ ♪ my blood my soul is my enemy

my life my love is poison to me ♪ ♪ i know it's not how it's supposed to be got no choice no voice i have no dignity ♪ ♪ you manipulate with your bag of tricks you're playing god with the world on my shoulder ♪ ♪ can't regulate 'cause the world's at stake we're so lost that we all think it's over ♪ ♪ but i'm the one to blame for this burning pain it's eating up the world and we gonna live it in shame ♪ ♪ it's hard to maintain when it's so insane it's so so insane so kids don't listen to your ♪ ♪ parents the parents can't teach us all they ever left was a world in a mess ♪ ♪ my blood my soul is my enemy my life my love is poison to me ♪

♪ i know it's not how it's supposed to be got no choice no voice i have no dignity ♪ ♪ ♪ we got no control of the state of our minds now i see that all i ever lived ♪ ♪ was a lie we're all duped to believe that there's no way around there's no way around ♪ ♪ there's no way around there's no way around ♪ ♪ my blood my soul is my enemy my life my love ♪ ♪ is poison to me i know it's not how it's supposed to be got no choice no voice ♪

♪ i have no dignity my blood my soul is my enemy my life my love ♪ ♪ is poison to me i know it's not how it's supposed to be got no choice no voice ♪ ♪ i have no dignity dignity dignity ♪ >> america, make some noise! ♪

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