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that is sure to be overturned they say on appeal" so tonight we ask you, does or should congress have the power to require people to buy insurance? should the health care law stand? we've already heard from many of you on facebook and twitter tonight but please join the conversation. tell us what you think. fan us at the "nightline" facebook page or visit the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, from "the good wife," last night's best dramatic actress winner, julianna margulies. from "white collar" on usa, matt bomer is here. we'll have music from the janedear girls. and i tell you what people from all over the world are excited. ♪ especially these guys.
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your free quote with no pressure or obligation. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "kimmel live." tonight julianna margulies. from “white collar”, matt bomer. and music from the janedear girls with cleto and the cletones. and now batten the hatches, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody. thank you for watching. i hope you had a good weekend. i can see you're in a lively mood. i didn't actually have a great
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weekend. i picked the wrong weekend to visit egypt. that's for sure. it was a nightmare. have you been following what's been going on in on jypt? i drove by two big rallies this weekend in l.a. i don't know much about politics in the middle east or politics anywhere really. all i know is the guy no one seems to like, hosni mubarak, he kind of looks like me. i drove by a rally in westwood. on saturday. i got nervous. i thought i was in trouble, but i wasn't, thank goodness. again, i don't know much about what's going on, but i heard they broke into the national museum and destroyed some mummies, king tut. one thing i do know is that disturbing 2,000-year-old mummies is a terrible idea. if there's one thing brendan fraser has taught us, it's that. if you're watching our show from anywhere other than the west coast of the united states right now, chances are there's a storm headed either your way or
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it's landing on your head right now. they say this storm could affect 100 million americans from new england all the way to new mexico, but you know what i like to do when a big storm comes in, i rewatch the "twilight" movies with my cats. jacob and evelyn. and i find -- it's called making the best of a bad situation. they're saying this could be one of the top ten biggest snowstorms ever to hit chicago but don't worry. oprah will be very safe inside her fortress of solid gold. being in chicago, this is pretty good. richard daly has been mayor of chicago for almost 22 years but he's leaving so the candidates for his spot had a debate. yesterday, a debate at which former senator carol moseley brawn had the last word. >> we haven't seen her. we haven't heard from her. all this violence running rampant in our streets i did not even know the woman lived in the city of chicago. >> patricia, the reason you didn't know where i was the last 20 years is because you were strung out on crack.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> i have to say, that is a good reason. so that looks like it's going to be a fun race. hey, we have a new superman. i don't know if you heard but warner brother announced that british actor henry cavil has landed the role of superman. which didn't we fight the revolutionary war to avoid things like this? we can't have a british superman. superman doesn't stop for tea on his way to save lives. he flies right through. he's an american. by the way, not only is superman british, but christian bale, who plays batman is british. andrew garfield who's going to play spider-man, is british. it's an outrage. superman especially. superman wears red, white and blue, the colors of the american flag, not the english flag. it's -- oh, it is? well, then they copied their flag from us too. here's the deal. if they get a british superman i
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want an american james bond and i want it to be sylvester stallone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. needless to say i wasn't the only person upset about this today. there were a lot of people upset and most of them live on the street out front of our theater. perhaps you met them on your way in. today we sent our cameras to speak to our local hollywood boulevard superheroes to get their take on this grave miscarriage of justice. >> i don't think it's fair that they're going to hire some brit, you know, to come out and ruin an icon. you know, superman is an all-american icon and i think that it's pretty [ bleep ]ed up that they're doing it. >> when i heard about the cast of the new superman as a british actor, that made me real mad. >> british people, come here,
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spider-man is going to kick that [ bleep ]. all right? >> superman is as american as the pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the united states for which it stands -- i don't know any more. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't do it over there. he doesn't know the pledge of allegiance. we wanted to find out what else he doesn't know because i bet there's a lot of things. i tell you who i think the new superman should be. charlie sheen. he must have super powers of some kind because -- [ cheers and applause ] wednesday night, charlie sheen by a number of eyewitness accounts had a wild party at his house with porn stars, cocaine, cool ranch doritos, everything bad. then he went to the hospital. where he spent most of thursday. then over the weekend, he voluntarily entered rehab. which i guess there's a porn star named rehab?
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according to witnesses inside the sheen residence the last straw was when charlie actually used the last straw. one of his friends -- funny, one of his friends said the reason he went to the hospital had nothing to do with drugs, he went to the hospital because he got a hernia from laughing so hard. that's something on television. charlie's friends and publicity team have come up with some spectacular excuses for him over the years, in case you've ever wondered how they come up with them, well, here's how it works. >> yes? no. no. incorrect. the real reason charlie went to the hospital was -- hold on. he got a hernia from laughing. that's something he saw on television. you're welcome. damn i'm good. >> jimmy: so there you go.
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there's a wheel. [ cheers and applause ] you know, over the past few months we've seen a lot of stories about charlie's lifestyle and quite honestly they're not funny. this is a guy who has a serious problem. so to make them funny we added the laugh track from "two and a half men." >> tmz says it learned sheen is being treated for a hernia. [ laughter ] >> however, it claims prior to his hospitalization, the actor was smoking and snorting cocaine and watching porn with a porn star. [ laughter ] >> the porn star was giving a play-by-play on her twitter account, was reportedly 22-year-old casejordan. in one tweet she said it's officially 24 hours of drinking, hee hee. she also posted a ris day image of herself sitting in front of the coffee table. it appears there are various lotion and oils on it with
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probably pink sex toys. >> jimmy: see, now it's funny. that's all you have to do. i will say the one thing on behalf of sheen. in a town where so many people don't know what they want to do with their lives charlie really has found his passion. right? the super bowl is next weekend so this weekend they had the pro bowl in hawaii. this is the nfl's all-star game. it's not such a great game. no one really cares. the only interesting thing that happened is during the fourth quarter, two fans ran onto the field. >> 6 to go in the game. all right. jay, go get them. where is jay glazer when you need him? >> he's got the moves. >> this is what happens. if you would be so foolish as to run out onto the field during an event like this. >> jimmy: see, if anyone got a hernia from laughing it would be him.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, in college basketball, espn sideline reporter and former "dancing" star erin andrews was at the kansas/kansas state game saturday. watch the kid signaling behind her as he's the focus of our "behind the news." >> despite the lead kansas had, coach bill self told me he talked to his team about rebounds and finishing -- >> jimmy: when you're right you're right. last night here in los angeles, the 17th annual screen actors guild awards, s.a.g. awards, our guest tonight julianna margulies won best dramatic actress. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: usually at award shows when they go through the list of nominees they show clips of the work they're nominated for. last night winona ryder was nominated for outstanding female
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actor for a tv or miniseries and had an unusual reaction to her own clip. >> winona ryder. when love is not enough. "the lois wilson story." >> you have no idea what i've been through. you're my husband and i can't depend on you at all. >> jimmy: i was -- when love is not enough, the lois wilson story? what the hell is my agent thinking? this is kind of funny, china central television which is a state broadcaster in china, apparently ran a news story on their air force maneuvers. they're always pumping up their air force. turned out the footage they used not only wasn't their air force it was footage from the movie "top gun." the big tip-off when the chinese defense minister spontaneously broke out into "you've lost that loving feeling." viewers also became suspicious
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during the beach volleyball scene. they said there's no way tom cruise is tall enough to spike a volleyball. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. this is heartwarming. this is a video we found on youtube. it's called mouth punch rock. it's a very good example of the old adage, be careful what you ask for. >> punch me in my mouth. punch my [ bleep ]ing mouth. [ bleep ]. punch my [ bleep ] mouth. [ bleep ]. >> do it! >> punch my [ bleep ] mouth. >> jimmy: loved seeing that.
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[ cheers and applause ] i think the lesson is stay out of the bedrooms of men wearing tap out shirts. tonight on "the bachelor," brad and the remaining members of his harem went to las vegas. he had a special one on one date with a funeral director named chantal, one of the contestants. for the first part of the date brad took her on a shopping spree. who knew he had such an eye for fashion. >> this is going to be the best date ever. >> i love those. that looks good. you look great. >> you like these. >> i love looking at them. i bet that color would look good on you. >> jimmy: i think i figured out why he didn't pick anyone the last time he was on the show. not only does he give roses, he arranges them. the best part of the episode was right after -- after the shopping spree and this is why the producers of "the bachelor" are evil geniuses. they got a room full of jealous, hateful women who all think brad
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is their soul mate. three weeks ago, they never even met the guy. every one of them now is head over heels in love and wants to marry him. they go on that crazy shopping spree with one girl and when chantal gets back to the room all the girls are waiting when she comes through the door holding the bags. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> oh, my god. >> how much money is sitting right here? >> the bag is like $5,000. >> wow. >> jimmy: then they tore her limb from limb. but all that matters is love. they don't care about things. [ cheers and applause ] one more item, something we do from time to time, it's -- we took the audio from last season's -- last night's season finale of "the real housewives of atlanta," which was wonderful by the way. and combined it with the video from an old episode of "the jetsons." and together they form tonight's "kimmel cartoon." >> it's never a good plan.
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there's been a lot of damage. >> i failed miserably. i am sorry i didn't acknowledge your hurt. so i'm going to apologize to you for that. humbly, heartfelt. i want to apologize to you. >> greg apologizing doesn't change anything. after awhile when you hear sorry a million times it's sort of like, no, you're not. >> jimmy: that's "the jetsons." and "the jeffersons." a good show tonight. from "white collar," matt bomer is here. i'll be back with julianna margulies so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] three years from now a 2011 ford fusion
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network television debut with music from their self-titled album the janedear girls. the janedear girls from the bud light stage. this week -- tomorrow we'll be joined by jamie foxx, josh brolin, sarah shahi, kim kardashian, and we'll have music from tinie tempah and jamie foxx. he'll be singing for us too. our first guest tonight an emmy and golden globe-winning actor and as of last night an eight-time s.a.g. award winner, you know her from "er" and the greatest movie about snakes who fly on planes ever made. she has a big hit show of her own called “the good wife” watch it tuesdays at 10:00 on cbs. please say hello to julianna margulies. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> very kind. hi. >> jimmy: you look great. thanks for coming. congratulations on your eighth s.a.g. award. >> thanks. thank you very much. >> jimmy: what number were you over it? was it five? all right, i've got another one of these. >> i mean four was for best sen centralable on "new york" and then two were best actress on "er" and two for best actress for "the good wife." i should quit. i find it overwhelming and amazing every time. >> jimmy: do you have to recycle your acceptance speeches? >> there was a good gap between "er" and "the good wife." there was a good ten years so it's all new and fresh and very different environment. >> jimmy: you thanked your in-laws? >> i didn't realize it was going to get so much air time. >> jimmy: had you run out of people to thank or do you really just like your in-laws a lot? i never heard anyone thank their
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in-laws before. it's reel day lashoff it's remarkable. it's nice. >> i -- >> jimmy: my dry cleaner. my in-laws. >> jimmy, i mean you know -- >> jimmy: i would like to thank the man who invented wheelbarrows. they make gardening convenient. >> listen i thanked my barndts last year so i felt like you know you always hear people thanking -- the truth is my in-laws raised a good man and i truly from the bottom of my heart love them. >> jimmy: wow, that's really nice. wow. >> and they -- but they raised my husband and his brother who lives in our building. they raised good men. and i have a boy and i feel like it's my responsibility -- i'll feel like i did a good job if i can raise a son the way they raised their boys. >> jimmy: that's nice.
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when you say this -- do your parents, dab your mother in particular feel rage and jealousy when she hears this? >> no, because last year my parents literally after every show call me. >> jimmy: to say what? >> to say how much they loved the show. my mother will -- she'll always leave a message no matter what and she'll talk for like 15 minutes on my machine about -- as if i'm not -- as if i don't may her as if i don't know what i did on the show and then alicia -- and i'm like ma -- >> jimmy: i know. >> i learned those lines. don't your parents call you after every show? >> jimmy: no it's very late. if they did i'd probably have them put in a home if they did. >> my parents are taking disco naps to watch me on the show. >> jimmy: what's a disco nap. >> you go to sleep at 8:00 and set the alarm for midnight.
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and then you go to the disco. >> jimmy: i see. i like that. i never heard of that before. >> yes a disco nap. >> jimmy: will people think i'm a doofus -- >> it's a little square you don't -- because in new york you don't go out to clubs until -- as if i've been to a club lately but when i clubbed, you would go out at midnight 1:00 in the morning is when you start. that's when it gets fun so to have the energy you would sleep from like 7:00 to 11:00, get dressed and meet your friends. >> jimmy: i grew up in las vegas so we stayed up pretty much the entire night. we have disco breakfast. >> because you don't have clocks or windows. you actually never know. >> jimmy: and no closing time. i never even heard that phrase before. >> disco nap. >> jimmy: until i moved to arizona. closing time. what are you saying, you close the establishment? >> las vegas and arizona. i feel like you need water.
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>> jimmy: i do need water. so important to stay hydrated. >> it's important. it is. >> jimmy: so now your husband, this is a lot for him to live up to. was he -- first of all, was he -- that's a nice thing you said about him too. was he flattered and did he thank you -- did he -- >> he was. i -- he gave me things i can't talk about. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> no. >> jimmy: guillermo, plug your ears. he's very impressionable. >> i came back to the table because the best ensemble which sadly we didn't win was next so i ran back to the table and alec baldwin who was sitting across from us comes over and he goes he says to my husband, you better buy her a really big trinket tomorrow. and keith is like okay i haven't -- okay. and then warren beatty says you're the man. hope you live up to that.
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and my husband who is so not in the business like a lawyer yeah, he's not -- he was -- >> jimmy: sue them? >> no. >> jimmy: he should. i wouldn't blame them if he did. >> no i didn't realize what i was causing. i mean it was -- my in-laws' names were in "usa today" and my father-in-law -- he's -- he works at the biggest think tank in america in d.c. he's at the brookings institute. he was in the oval office with obama last week. so i don't know what i did. i am so sorry. >> jimmy: what could be bad about this. >> i don't know but i feel like he's such -- everyone -- he was in the clinton administration. i mean shall i shouldn't have said his name maybe because -- >> jimmy: if you said i'd like to thank my father-in-law who walks around in his underpants it would have been bad. >> i want people in washington to take him seriously. oh, so you're with -- the
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father, the in-law of the bimbo ago strekt. >> jimmy: you already have a problem in washington because you're playing the good wife who is the wife of the guy -- the politician who had a sex scandal, political scandal and i'm sure they don't love that. >> well, shockingly enough like i get the skinny from my father-in-law. they all watch it sandy berger watches it. i mean they all watch the show but i think it's that kind of thing where the people that my father-in-law knows who watches the show aren't the people who have ever been in the news. >> jimmy: who is the husband character based on? >> it's pretty much a mix but robert michele king really based it on the spitters. >> jimmy: the spitters. >> elliot and selda spitzer. i saw the press conference as i'm sure many people did because with the 24-hour news loop how can you miss it but it was that moment where you see her face behind him and you're thinking
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why are you on this podium as he's talking about the fact that he's slept with hookers. >> jimmy: why are you not in a motel with your lawn boy. >> okay. >> jimmy: wreaking havoc on his life. >> but it's that feeling like what happens in the green room after that? honestly, after you stand beside your husband as he announces to the world that he's stepping down because he slept with hookers, what do you say to each other? what's that dinner conversation like? >> jimmy: well, are you huck bring? >> so the pilot really took off from that point in the green room where that was sort of the famous slap. made a big deal about because he had a mark on his face. >> jimmy: now, being in new york, by the way, i hate to segue like this but were you upset about the jets not being in the super bowl? >> i'm not a big football person. >> >> jimmy: you're not. >> i try, you know i try to get in the spirit of it all. and the thing is my husband is a patriots fan -- oh.
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we have some new englanders and i went to high school in new england. so it's not -- this year it's not as big a deal and i never really -- >> jimmy: it wasn't that big of a deal last year. >> i don't even remember who played. >> jimmy: but what i'm say something last year you had -- you know you had -- >> well, no because last year it was a big deal because it was at my house. i have to throw a party every year. it's what i do but it's cause i like to cook. >> jimmy: it wasn't a gait party though. >> it was. >> jimmy: well i know i might it was a good party but -- >> jimmy, you come every year and every year you love it. >> jimmy:your friend sent me the video. i knew people wouldn't believe it. >> what? >> jimmy: your friend margaret sent the video. >> she did not. my super bowl matters are all about the food. >> jimmy: yes, i'll give you that. let's see. >> i think we all have teeny
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inner voice that has all the answers but we just can't cure it because of all the noise in our lives. >> you're so -- >> that must be -- >> it's open. >> are you ready for some football? >> hi. >> how are you. >> come in. come in. >> i brought some of this stuff. >> this is margaret. >> hi, margaret. how are you? >> here we are brooke. >> anna and another brooke. >> how are you? thank you. >> did you bring a book? huh? >> did you bring your book? >> no. >> that's okay. i have an extra copy. >> thank you. this is a super bowl party, right? >> absolutely and i even made you a super bowl bookmark. >> for you. >> thank you, thank you. that's so nice. >> so we were just discussing elizabeth's spiritual journey through india. what do you think her experience was, jimmy? >> who is elizabeth? >> she's the main character.
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>> i think she learned to come to terms with her divorce and then she allowed herself to open herself up to love again. >> is this the only tv? >> yeah. >> would you mind -- could i turn the game on super bowl? i'll put it on mute if you want. >> we already have the channel on. >> so the relationship it was more the love -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it wasn't a great super bowl. it was a great book party but it wasn't a great super bowl party. i apologize. i won't be there this year. >> seriously. i'm making ribs with -- >> jimmy: leave them on the porch. julianna margulies, everyone. "the good wife." tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on cbs.
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>> jimmy: our next guest stars as con man-turned-crime fighter neal caffrey. his show on the usa network is called "white collar." you can watch it tuesday nights at 10:00, which is the same time and night as "the good wife." we may have a problem here. please say hello to matt bomer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. welcome back. >> thanks. >> jimmy: how is everything? you've got some enthusiastic fans here. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: how long ago was it since the last time you were here on the show? >> oh, god, i think it's about five years but you were the first to put me on a talk show. >> jimmy: oh thank me. >> i'm sure it was the mandate
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of some dictatorial network producer but i like to think it's because you liked me. >> jimmy: you were matthew. >> i was but in this economy i decided to downside. the only people who called me matthew was my parents when i was angry. people were calling me matthew and i was recoiling. >> jimmy: will you shorten your last name too. >> bo. >> jimmy: take a couple lers off every year. >> then i'll be in trouble. >> jimmy: the show is popular. it's exciting. >> we're happy. we have a very great cast and crew. >> jimmy: you performed at the white house or not at the white house but rather for the kennedy center. >> kennedy center honor for the president. >> i was sick unfortunately but they have this amazing dipper the night before where all these incredible -- it's hosted by hillary clinton and i was with my mom and we sat next to barbara boxer on one side and
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jacques debois and bill clinton was at a table next to us with paul mccartney. i noticed he kept looking over at my direction and i thought he was looking at one of these other artists. >> jimmy: or maybe a lady at another table. >> i got my boy's back. >> jimmy: who were you there with? >> my mom. >> jimmy: could have been that. >> then i thought maybe he thinks i'm part of his security detail or something. and then when it was over my mom and i split i think because we were so glad coming from spring texas, we didn't break any china at the white house and we left and the next day the guy who is the head of it is like hey, man, where did you go last night? bill was looking for you. i thought i was in trouble. i thought i was late to rehearsal. i was like bill who. bill clinton. he told us no matter where he goes in the world he always hulus your show. what? you can't tell me that.
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only my grandma watches the show. now every time i do a take i'm going to think, this better be bill. >> jimmy: you have to impress president clinton. wow, that is something he. so are you going to reach out to him or was that it? >> i think that's it for now. >> jimmy: that's it. >> bill, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: now it's weird because i hear like you're a friend of the show. yeah. i am. it could be a terrible prank one of your friends pulled on you. >> if it is i welcome it and choose to believe just like i choose to believe you believed in me. >> jimmy: is your family in the oil business. >> they're not. my dad was drafted by the dallas cowboys and now in the shipping industry. >> jimmy: oh wow. >> but my brother is an engineer and we used to work on the pipeline together. the gas pipeline, not oil, but the gas pipeline and it was a very interesting job with a lot of great character studies.
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>> jimmy: do you keep in touch with any of the guys? >> no. they were guys like red and jason or as they ra-ed. it was amazing. they would dip and chew at the same time which is so unbelievable to me. >> jimmy: really. >> unless they go for a trifecta and go for a smoke. dude, there was nicotine than plasma in your veins right now. >> jimmy: dipping and chewing. >> they had brilliant one-liners. great guys and i remember if anybody would fart excuse me ladies. >> jimmy: you were working on a gas pipeline i guess. >> when in rome when in rome. jason would turn to them and go and would say, that sounds like that's been tampered with. >> jimmy: stay close. we're going to get through this.
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it's going to be fine. >> jimmy: that's a very unusual thing to say. >> they were amazing characters. as an actor you're sort of always hoping for that type of gold mine to discover. >> jimmy: yeah, well you got it i guess. >> i got it in jason. >> jimmy: who does your dad like in the super bowl as a former football player. >> i'm going this year for the first time and i went to college in pittsburgh. >> jimmy: so you're rooting for the steelers then. >> yeah but i'm kind of squared of the green bay fans. anybody who can sit through a game on the frozen tundra of lambeau field has got to be able to hang so i'm sort of switching on this one. >> jimmy: you shouldn't let fear drive you. you should go there and root for whoever you enjoy most. >> i will. >> jimmy: you will root for the steelers just don't want to get hit in the head. being from texas aren't you supposed to be a natural enemy of the steelers? >> no, i don't think so. i grew up liking the oilers.
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>> jimmy: the oilers okay. so it's not really -- >> now it's the tennessee titans. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show and the president and all of that. the show is called "white collar." you can watch it tuesday nights at 10:00 on usa. matt bomer, everybody. right back with janedear girls. [ female announcer ] sometimes you need tomorrow to finish what you started today. for the aches and sleeplessness in between, there's motrin pm. no other medicine, not
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>> jimmy: this is their new self-titled dum. it just came out today. here with the song "wildflower" the janedear girls. ♪ ♪ i was born off an old dirt road forty acre farm no highway no interstate ♪ ♪ and i drive an old rusted out chevrolet the boys all rubberneck while they're out makin' hay ♪ ♪ hey i'm a wildflower growin' in the sunshine soakin' up the way of life i was raised in ♪
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