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today, culminating in chaos tonight. reports have emerged that some of the counter protesters who brought violence to the square were bankrolled by the mubarak government. so, tonight, we ask, if the violence escalates and it appears to be doing that, does the united states have a moral imperative to intervene? we heard from many of you already tonight, but please join the conversation, tell us what you thinkal the nth nth facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that is our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. with a word about the samsung galaxy tab. the truly mobile pocket-sized tablet with a high powered android system, a crystal clear screen and front and rear-facing cameras for on the go video chatting. i know guillermo has been enjoying his. right, guillermo? where's guillermo?
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh bro lib. "real housewife" camille grammer. and music from tinie tempah. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, let's get to it. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, band. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for everything. i like to welcome the national snowplower's union to their annual convention here in southern california. very good timing. are you enjoying the weather here, those of you that are visiting? well, we should be very
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appreciative because the rest of the country has all of a sudden turned into the ice planet hoth. today in the midwest, airports were closed, government offices were shut down, roads were blocked. it was like egypt, only with snow instead of rocks. parts of missouri, indiana, kansas, oklahoma, upstate new york got more than a foot of snow. chicago got almost two feet of snow. [ laughter ] 20,000 flights have been canceled. chicago went so far as to completely close o'hare and midway airports to give tsa workers a day at home to grope themselves, so -- [ laughter ] and the wind in chicago has made the cold even worse. this is from "the today show" this morning. it seems like the least safe people in the city might be the safety workers themselves. >> this storm took aim at chicago tuesday night. the wind whipped snow literally blowing people around. >> jimmy: that's delightful. can we see that again on a loop? [ laughter ]
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you know, i think we -- [ applause ] i think we got our new super bowl shuffle. by the way, in -- the temperature in dallas, which is texas, where they're playing the super bowl on sunday, got down to 14. the packers had to move their practices indoors to a local high school, which, 50 professional athletes, 900 high school girls, what could go wrong? and while the storm is no fun for people who have to suffer, it is an exciting time for the folks at the weather channel. this is their super bowl. yesterday, weather channel anchor jim cantore was reporting on the storm from chicago when he was struck by the natural phenomenon known as thunder snow. >> one of the most amazing things that we can ever see is thunder show. we had that about a half hour ago. oh, geez, [ bleep ]! listen to that! son of a -- [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: thunder snowed in his pants. you think a weather guy would have experienced thunder before. schools were closed today in a lot of cities, milwaukee, chicago, michigan, boston -- i wonder what home schooled kids do on a snow day? they have to go to school, right? kids love snow days. you wait by the tv or radio hoping to hear them say your school is closed or better yet, completely destroyed by thunder snow. i have always wanted to be that guy who reads the things and gives the good news. i never had a chance to do that. so, tonight, we found a family, the peters family in baltimore, they have a big snowstorm going on there. we asked the peters parents to gather their kids around the computer. now, the kids think they're waiting to see a weather report that will tell them whether or not they have school tomorrow. and i'm going to pretend to be the weather man, okay? they'll have no idea i'm talking directly to them, they think
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they're watching the weather, so, here we go. and -- this is what the weather people use. it's called a green screen. now, they also don't know i can see them so -- first i'm going to need a weather map here. okay. you can see that. all right, now, the kids names are henry, william and dabney. that's a great name for a kid, by the way. they go to the gillman school for boys and apparently they love their nintendo ds, so, that's what we know about them. are we ready to do this? let's turn their computer on so they can see me as the weather man. in progress. okay, and, thanks, dallas. i'm chuck funlecloud. let's have a look at the weather forecast. hope you're nice and warm tonight. it a good day for hot chocolate to pour on your brother dabney's head. massive storm sweeching through the region in the northeast.
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thunderstorm, 20 inches in chicago. freezing rain in baton rouge. in baltimore, it's only cold, but only one school in baltimore is being closed and that school is -- named -- the -- gillman school for boys. the gillman school for boys is closed. so -- it looks like -- it looks to me like henry, dabney and william peters are going to get to stay home tomorrow and maybe build a snow fort. and i hope they don't drive their mom too crazy, because if they do, they won't get to play with their nintendo ds, which i stole from their house! what do you think of that, boys? >> it's good! >> jimmy: do you like school? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you ever talked to your weather man through the
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computer before? >> no. >> jimmy: well, have fun tomorrow! oh, and you probably have school, i have no idea, i'm not really a weather man. but do your homework and go to bed, all right? the peters, family, everyone. now, here's fred with sports. [ applause ] well, that -- that was fun. that -- i would have been a great weather man. i really would have. i'm glad i'm not, though. as you are aware, today was groundhog day. did you know that al roker is part groundhog? they did one of the ancestry things. his grandnaur on his mother's side this is the day when punxsutawney phil is yanked out of his hole for no good reason. he did not see his shadow this morning. that means winter will be over within the next six weeks, if you believe a gerbil can predict the future. and i know it's a silly tradition but i can't help but watch it every year.
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>> gentlemen, will you wake up phil? and get phil out for the world to see. ladies and gentlemen, punxsutawney phil! >> jimmy: wait a minute. i think he might be drunk. he saw two shad dopes. that was actually heidi the cross-eyed 0 possum. but this is the real punxsutawney phil. he was so frozen when they pulled him out they had to microwave him for four minutes. i wonder what the aliens would think of this. why is the monopoly man asking a rodent to predict the weather? new york, by the way, new york has its own groundhog who also sees his shadow, goes by the name of staten island chuck. chuck makes weather predictions. to me, that is so lame. staten island chuck is the o-town of groundhogs. he's a rip-off. a few years ago, chuck bit michael bloomberg and michael
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bloomberg came back. this year, he was prepared. >> i think we're going to be really lucky this time and that chuck is not going to see his shadow as defined by the mayor, but we'll see when he comes out. >> no shadow. >> that was so much better than to reach in and let the little son of a bitch bite me. >> jimmy: learning and improving. i don't understand why people would get up in 6:00 in the morning to stand in the cold to watch that. but i don't want the rest of the country to think we're insensitive. just because we have good weather, we want to help you get out of the snow. i know there's been a shortage of snow blowers. so, tonight, i personally bought one dozen leaf blowers and we have strapped those to the backs of our hollywood boulevard super heroes. and we are sending them now on a rescue mission to the east
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coast. there they are. what an inspiring sight. superman, wonderwoman, catwoman, who i think is a bad guy. captain america. the hulk, spider-man. spongebob is in there. and batman being led by the -- the hollywood boulevard super heroes are coming your way. what happened? is the door -- hold on a second. the door locked? we locked the door? the door is locked. all right, well, forget it, everybody come back through the way you came. come on, super heap rros. there they are. it's all right. just speed it up. yeah, all right, batman. there they go again. all right. well, what are you going to do?
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back out on the street with you. just go around. and clean up some of the leaves while you're out there. wow. aren't they absolutely filthy? they're the real heroes. and by real, i mean fake. they are the fake heroes. one more thing. apparently something's going on over in egypt. have you heard about this? anderson cooper was attacked in cairo yesterday. he was over there reporting for cnn and he and his crew got attacked by a big group of pro-government protesters. he got punched in the head ten times and i think he got kicked in the mini cooper, too. i don't like that. let me explain something to you foreigners. any of you listening out there. you do not punch anderson cooper. you punch snooki. that's how we do it here. you keep your dirty hands off our silver fox. in their defense, they're in
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egypt, they're not used to seeing anything that white over there. it's possible they thought he was a bag of rice and they were trying to get a handful. but they released video of the incident a few hours ago on cnn and you can see here, it wasn't anderson's fault at all. >> let's -- >> are they yelling at us? screw you, buddy. shut up! i can throw a rock at him. >> kathy, you suck. >> you suck, too. >> i hate you kathy griffin. you make us crazy. why are you even here kathy griffin? >> you know what, screw you, i'm working. >> we're going to take a short break. >> jimmy: well -- that's where the trouble started, so -- turns out it was kathy's fault. hey, we have a good show tonight. from "the real housewives of
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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. hey, tonight, from "the real housewives of beverly hills," camille grammer is here. have you seen this show? [ applause ] if you haven't seen it, the idea is basically this. cameras follow a group of wealthy women around while they fight and complain. it's wonderful. and then, a young man who is a very big deal in the uk, he's got the number one record over there, with music from his upcoming album "discovery," making his american television debut, tinie tempah, from the bud light stage.
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t-e-m-p-a-h. tomorrow night, we'll have music from one eskimo, which is an actual band. our first guest tonight, you can see him tonight in the movie "true grit." please say hello to josh brolin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very old school way of greeting the band and a talk show. >> trying to offset all the bad guy roles that i do. i try to have just a little bit of class. >> jimmy: that's all you need. it does it. how is everything? >> happy to be here. >> jimmy: congratulations on all the success of the film. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: all of your films.
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>> thank you. did it occur to you that i'm above title in "true grit?" >> jimmy: that's one of the hollywood things. >> i guess. i'm in about ten minutes of the film. >> jimmy: i timed it. you're in 7:05 of the film. >> seriously? you timed it? did you really? >> jimmy: i do it for all the guests. >> do you really? >> jimmy: 7:05. but it was a good seven minutes. >> do you have it on loop at home? >> jimmy: i like to keep track. >> i love josh! let's play it again! >> jimmy: well, i do love you, josh. >> i love you, too, man. >> jimmy: you -- i -- is this true that you bought a ranch that you had owned previously and sold and then rebought it? >> yeah, i bought the ranch -- not that i grew up on. i bought a ranch recently in central coast, california, back, because i sold it because i was broke, i wasn't working.
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i started working. i got above title in "true grit." persuaded to -- i love it, thank you. it's [ bleep ], but it's cool. and i bought it, persuaded the people to sell it to me again. i would go in there and i'd be like, i love what you've done with the ranch this is great. i love that you put that great new bedspread on my bed. it's really nice. i love what you've done with my kitchen this is wonderful. they finally said, just take it back. >> jimmy: did you take a bath on it? did you have to pay more for it? >> i paid a little bit more. i paid a little bit more but i figured out with the kind of money that i took as a profit back then and then i worked in the market and i did very well in the market i made about 126% in the market -- >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. and i bought it back. yeah, thanks. the one guy who understood that. >> jimmy: and it has sentimental value. you and your wife got married at that -- >> diane lane brolin, yes. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i left the
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brolin off. >> you're lucky she's not here right now. when you have your wedding on your own ranch do you have to invite everybody you know? >> no, man, it was small. it was a fairly intimate wedding. >> jimmy: do you hire the local rangers to keep the paparazzi out? >> i told you i sold the ranch right after that because i wasn't working. >> jimmy: i see. >> there wasn't a lot of paparazzi anywhere. but somebody mentioned to us, maybe you should have security or something like that, probably be a good idea. and on the ranch, you can't really man these guys in black supts talking into their sleeves the whole time. it just doesn't seem to fit in. not ranchy. >> jimmy: not ranch style. >> so, i thought, if there's going to be photographers, we should get somebody and i had an idea of having four cowboyfriends of mine with shotguns on horse back. and i figured if the paparazzi came up, you go up and you're in an area that you don't understand or know, if you see a
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shotgun, you're not going to try to take a picture. i called the local sheriff, great guy, i called him, i said, listen, i said, you know, how are you doing, i said, we're having a party up at the ranch. he goes, i know what you're doing. and i said, all right, well, since you know what, you think you know what i'm doing, if we were to have guys on horse back and say, there would be photographers coming up, taking pictures, even if they're not on our property, if we were too shoot at them or near them with salt shot, how would you feel about that? and there was a long pause and then finally after the long pause, he goes, it's deer season, i don't give a [ bleep ] what you do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's a good spot to be in. and i said, i go, all right, thank you so much. he goes, have a nice party. and hung up. >> jimmy: are you hooked in with the local authorities there? >> obviously.
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i didn't think i was, but i obviously am. it's a republican deer hunting area. tough area. >> jimmy: you did play the president, so -- >> i did. didn't like that very much. but that's okay. >> jimmy: they didn't? >> it's okay. >> jimmy: do people tell you? >> they want to criticize it. you think it's oliver stone, it's josh brolin, who people perceive who is very, very left wing, but i'm not, necessarily. they think it's going to be heavy hitting, like a sledge hammer and george bush and we didn't do that. we wanted to know the guy that -- sorry. never should have been president, and probably should have ran a baseball team and been very happy doing it, you know what i mean? i mean, you don't have to clap or not, it's just the case. i think that, you know, they were expecting something else. even the republicans saw it and said, that's kind of sad. i heard that oliver went to
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china and talked to clinton, and he said that clinton had loaned w his dvd of it -- >> jimmy: really? >> i swear to god, man. i don't know. >> jimmy: loaned a dvd? >> i loved him, like, 2:00 in this morning in this blue glow sitting at home and tears coming down. he said, he goes, i liked it very much. i thought it was kind of sad in some parts, but i liked it. >> jimmy: i just like the idea of them exchanging movies. >> i know, right? me, too. >> jimmy: now, this -- in "true grit." >> i do w on every show i do. >> jimmy: if you do it, you might as well. >> it's getting old. >> jimmy: but he likes to be remembered. "true grit," this is some cast you got. haley skilee steinfeld is amazi the movie. jeff bridges. matt damon wasn't that great. >> i understand why he didn't get nominated. but that's all right. >> jimmy: i timed him way too much him in the movie. >> when we would do scenes together, i would go, i go,
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ready, rolling, and matt would get into character, he had the thing with his tongue in it. ready, rolling, i would go, matt damon, action. and he would go like, dude, why? sorry, sorry. matt damon. >> jimmy: now, matt was the original guy they picked or -- i would imagine they probably went through six or seven people before they got to him? >> matt? oh, sure, thousands. he was the last. he was the last. >> jimmy: and hailee -- >> great at the bourn stuff, though, right? >> jimmy: yeah, you know. >> all the, you know, whatever, like -- >> jimmy: he should stick to running around real fast. >> i think. >> jimmy: blowing things up and, you know, but you just don't want to hear him talk. that's my personal -- >> matt damon. >> jimmy: but hailee --
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>> i'm matt damon. >> jimmy: i hope that's on the dvd -- >> he's going to be so pissed. >> jimmy: he's done some things that he shouldn't be proud of. >> he has enough freaking money. >> jimmy: he's got plenty of ranches all over the world that he doesn't have to sell and buy back and all of that crap. >> exactly. what aww? >> jimmy: hailee, you got something, you actually shot a scene with the girl they originally cast -- >> no, they went -- honestly they went through 5,000 girls, you noeshgts and finally that ended up with one, we shot a couple of scenes together, it didn't work out and then they found hailee and brought her in. >> jimmy: i thought it would be fun to see. i think people have scene the movie and they nknow it's great. but this has not been seen before. well, here, take a look. josh brolin in "true grit."
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>> harm comes to that child, will not get paid. >> oh. everything is against me. i'm wounded, my men have all abandoned me and now i'm forced to babysit a wretched little girl. >> i'm not a wretched little girl. you are the wretchedest one who killed my father. >> quiet! you must think over my impression. >> thinking must be very difficult for a stupid idiot. >> you plan on keeping it in your mouth. >> what have you done with my father's horse?silence! >> i bet you did sweet, sweet sex with that pony. >> you are the ugliest 14-year-old girl i ever laid eyes upon. i'm glad i killed your father so i can prevent him from creating anymore hideous girls with the likes of you. >> you know what?
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i didn't like you in "goonies." >> that does it. i'm going to silence you once and for all. >> you cannot hurt me. >> i did not hurt you. you slipped and fell upon my knife. >> you smell like a dog fart! superman, you came back for me! >> that's because i'm superman. >> not so fast. >> you leave him alone! leave him alone! leave him alone!
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>> what the [ bleep ]? >> jimmy: i didn't know superman was in the old west. that's unbelievable. josh brolin, everybody. "true grit" is in thinker the . we'll be right back with camille grammer. gate clerk (over p.a.): we're looking at a delay of anywhere between 15 minutes and three hours. diana: (sighing) seriously? greg: to the cloud. diana (confused): what? greg (picks up laptop): check it out. i pulled up the screen from our pc at home... it's like we're right there at the house. ...now let's see what recorded tv we have on there... diana: "celebrity probation" ...season premiere! diana: yay, cloud. vo: to the cloud with windows live. to create and share. anywhere. here's the gum for the rest of the time.
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>> jimmy: well, hello there. we are back. still to come, tinie tempah. every week, america watches while our next guest and her costars slap the spray tan off each other on "the real housewives on beverly hills." their lost footage airs at 10:00 on tuesday on bravo. please welcome camille grammer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so, how did they -- >> there's a party back there. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: i wish it was going on out here. we're just -- covered with super
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hero confetti here. is everything all right? >> tough year, but i'm great. >> jimmy: obviously, personally you've been going through a divorce -- are you divorced? >> not yet, but he's getting married in a couple of weeks. >> jimmy: well, maybe he can get his own reality show. be on the show with the polygamists. but you will not then be a real housewife anymore, will you? >> technically i won't, but -- i can still be on the show. >> jimmy: they will look past that? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do you want to be on the show? because i heard you and i heard you on howard stern, i heard you on -- i've seen you on things and i know that you say that, you know, that you're not so crazy about the way you've been depicted. but then, you're here promoting the show, so i'm confused. >> i'm under contract. >> jimmy: all right. so, you're abiding by the contract. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you will decide if you want to be on the show. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: maybe you would want to do your own show without any
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of the other housewives that you don't like? >> maybe. that would be nice. >> jimmy: camille sits alone in the house? >> pretty boring. i don't know how many people would rant to watch that. >> jimmy: does it bother you that you're the villain? >> absolutely. yeah, but -- >> jimmy: you think you've been villainized or you haveville ai others? i don't know exactly what's going on. but what i hear there's someone named kyle that you have -- you are at odds with. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a woman. >> yes. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> well, we had this misunderstanding in vegas that nobody hears about, but it -- >> jimmy: what happened in vegas? >> stays in vegas. >> jimmy: oh. something you're keeping quiet. >> yes. >> jimmy: so there's privacy on this show? it doesn't seem like it. there is? so, something no one knows about happened in vegas and you don't talk about it because -- >> we mention a little bit on the reunion show that we have a disagreement but it blows into this big fight that happens, you know, goes throw the whole
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season. >> jimmy: were you drunk or anything? >> no. >> jimmy: that had nothing to do with it? >> day after everything was drunk. >> jimmy: oh, i see. and this is something that the two of you agreed not to speak about? >> we just can't. >> jimmy: just tell us what it is, for god sake. now i want to know what happened. give us a hint. >> it's really not that interesting. >> jimmy: it's not that interesting? >> just talking about where we are going to shoot next, me in hawaii, her somewhere else and -- it was a misunderstanding. >> jimmy: are you friendly now? >> kind of. >> jimmy: kind of. >> well, we get along but sometimes we just don't mesh. >> jimmy: i see. that's part of the magic of the show. people like to see you fight. >> it's boring if we all loved each other and sat around singing cosing i ing. >> jimmy: kelsey wanted you to be on the show? >> wyes.
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>> jimmy: why? >> to keep me occupied? i don't know. i see you running around with nick, his name is handsome nick, which -- >> his name is nick and he's a really grood frienood friend. he's one of kelsey's best friends. >> jimmy: when you kiss him and stuff, that's not a problem. >> no. he's cute. >> jimmy: but he's married, too. >> yes. very much so. >> jimmy: it complicated. i need flash cards to follow what's going on here. let's look at a clip of you and handsome nick and up tell me what's going on. >> okay. >> seems like just yesterday i was riding the matter horn pretending to be a world famous mountain near taking my 400th trip through "it's a small world p world" pretending it was a u.n. inter preer the. >> jimmy: okay, we got the clips mixed up. were you there when that happened. >> yes. >> jimmy: were you laughing? >> yes. no, that's awful. actually i was there at
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disneyland but -- >> jimmy: you didn't watch when that occurred? >> no, i got a phone call going, honey, i'm going to the hospital. >> jimmy: and then you laughed? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is why you're the villain on the show. if your husband falls off a stage, you could at least fake concern. >> when you first hear, oh, my god. and then i found out he was really hurt i was of course very concerned. absolutely. >> jimmy: you seem like you're lying. >> well, now -- >> jimmy: you don't know if you're coming back to the show next year. you do know they lost footage, which seems very responsible. >> how dare they? we worked really hard. >> jimmy: how could they lose it? it happened three months ago and somebody lost it? i hope somebody's getting fired over that. what will we see on the lost episode? >> i have no idea. they keep everything really -- >> jimmy: they don't -- >> i get a screener a couple of days before the show airs to, you know, write a blog -- >> jimmy: if you see it, do you call them and -- >> i call them all the time.
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>> jimmy: do they listen to you? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: they do not. do you want them to listen to you? >> i would love for them to listen to me. put that in the contract. >> jimmy: that's a bad idea. i'm telling you why. it's bad for you because if you just make yourself look good through the whole thing, no one is going to care about the show. >> i agree. >> jimmy: okay. so, don't bother with that in the contract. but you are coming back to the show. >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: it seems like you are. >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: i don't think you're going to need the money, right? when you get divorced, kelsey has to give you, like, a city or something, right? i mean -- >> small country. >> jimmy: a mall or something of your own. yeah. well, very nice to meet you. i hope things go badly with you and your roommates and it continues to go well for you. camille grammer, everyone. the lost footage special airs february 8th at 10:00 on bravo. we'll be right back with music from tinie tempah.
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say "jimmy kimmel live." say "jimmy kimmel live." ♪ yeah i'm in charge now i'm a star and i bought i live a very very very ♪ ♪ wild lifestyle heidi and audrina eat your heart out ♪ ♪ i used to listen to you don't wanna bring arms out i got so many clothes ♪ ♪ i keeps 'em in ma aunt's house disturbing london baby we about to branch out ♪ ♪ soon i'll be the king like prince charles child ♪ ♪ yeah yeah and there ain't nobody fresher semester to semester ♪ ♪ ravin with the freshers twenty light bulbs around my table and my dresser ♪ ♪ c-l-c kompressor just in case that don't impress her ♪ ♪ say hello to dexter say hello to uncle fester got them gazing at ♪ ♪ my necklace and my crazy sun protectors g-shocks i got a crazy ♪ ♪ don collection haters i can't hear your reception ♪ ♪ we bring the stars out we bring the women and the cars and ♪ ♪ cards out let's have a toast a celebration get
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a glass out ♪ ♪ we can do this until we pass out ♪ ♪ let it rain let it pour away we won't come down ♪ ♪ until we hit the ground and pass out ♪ ♪ say hell yeah ♪ say hell yeah ♪ say "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ say "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ they say hello s they say bonjour i never got to ♪ on a concord i bin southampton but i've never bin to skuthorpe i'm crazy with the kicks ♪ ♪ me jean claude ♪ out to be a bigger star than my mum thought 'cos every day i got a groupie at my front door ♪ ♪ now i drive past the bus i used to run for where's my clap where's my encore ♪ ♪ i walk alone 'cos i was born alone i chirps her just for fun i never ever call her phone ♪ ♪ i leave her in the club
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i never ever walk her home d-l the foundation i'm the cornerstone ♪ ♪ i'm born famous i'm sorta known if your son doesn't i bet your daughter knows ♪ ♪ check out my visual checkout my audio extra ordinary yo hope you enjoyed the show ♪ ♪ yeah yeah we bring the stars out we bring the women and the cars and the cards out ♪ ♪ lets have a toast a celebration get a glass out and we can do this until we pass out ♪ ♪ so let it rain let it pour away we won't come down until we hit the ground ♪ ♪ and pass out if you're having a good time tonight make some noise! ♪ look at me i been a cheeky ♪ and look at all the drama ♪ we started now i'm in here layin' on my back sayin' dj won't ya gimmie ♪ ♪ one more track i'll apologies for tonight tomorrow morning i'll apologies for tonight ♪ ♪ tomorrow morning
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i'll apologies for tonight tomorrow morning i'll apologies for tonight ♪ ♪ tomorrow morning everybody make some noise! ♪ so we let it rain let it pour away we won't come down ♪ ♪ until we hit the ground and pass out so let it rain let it pour away ♪ ♪ we won't come down until we hit the ground and pass out ♪ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>> jimmy: well, i want to thank josh brolin, camille grammer, i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "discovery" is coming out soon. playing us off the air with the song "frisky," once again, tinie tempah. ♪ let me hear you say frisky ♪ say frisky ♪ frisky ♪ yo ♪ i just can't stop the feelings don't seem to go away so if i hurt your feelings ♪
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