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we turn now to the people bringing us the news from egypt. journalists as a rule don't want to be the focus of the story. but as the violence escalates, much of the anger is being directed at reporters from around the world. today, an abc news team traveling a road that just yesterday was considered safe were car jacked and threatened with death. david muir reports.

>> reporter: it is a staggering number. in the last 24 hours, more than 100 reporters and photographers have been attacked by angry mobs who say they're mubarak supporters, telling the reporters, you helped bring down our president. you helped bring down our country. there are too many images to count. reporters, their faces bloody. we witnessed the tide turning a little more than 24 hours ago, inside tahrir square. as word of the thousands of mubarak protesters marching up the nile were coming in to take on the protesters who pressured the president here to step down. what they're now aware of are the thousands of pro-mubarak demonstrators who have gathered along the nile and have begun to enter the square. and we have begun to see, as you can see right here in front of us, what happens when the two sides clash. it was soon after, the horses galloping in, men whipping the protesters.

what we didn't know is this angry swarm would soon begin taking on journalists, too. outside the square, christiane and our team met bold message from the pro-mubarak demonstrators. >> i hate you. and i hate you. >> reporter: why do you hate us? >> you are not good person. go to any place more, please. go to any place more. you are not with us. >> reporter: okay, okay. >> reporter: they get into their car, but the demonstrators follow, throwing fists and rocks at the car. >> reporter: are you okay? did they hit you? >> no, no. >> reporter: while during that stampede, cnn's hala gorani got caught in a sea of anger. >> i'm a little bit shaken. this is just completely surreal. i'm being told to walk, don't stay. >> the military has this area roped off. >> reporter: cnn's anderson cooper at the egyptian national

museum, with a cameraman and producer, he had to pass through a pro-mubarak crowd to get into the square. he is confronted. >> as soon as the first guy tried to reach out and grab the camera we instantly turned around and were determined just not to run because we thought if we ran they're going to get emboldened and chase us and who knows what will happen. so, we walked very fast, but it was -- you know, it was tough. it was completely out of control. >> reporter: one of the things we took note of, we're not dealing with militias. these are almost unidentifiable. >> and it's very strange. people in the crowd would be like, let me help you and take a punch. i've been hit now like ten times. >> reporter: today, egypt's vice president went on state television, seeing to place part of the blame on journalists,

accusing them of bias, siding with the protesters, fuelling the anger even more here. >> this is clearly an effort to prevent the world from seeing what's happening. and they're succeeding right now because we don't have the live pictures up of the square and that's incredibly frustrating. >> reporter: this reporter from icelandic tv, shaken violently, brought to his knees, accused of being a foreign spy. escaping with the help of two locals. and then came word that one of our teams coming in from the airport had been car jacked, stopped by who they thought were citizen police, but this was different. abc news producer brian hartman. you're in the car, they're checking your i.d.s, but then the man gets into the car. >> he gets into the car. he gets -- he kicks our driver out, gets behind the wheel. >> reporter: you didn't know you'd be car jacked. >> we didn't realize it until we were driven into a mob full of people. >> reporter: akram abi-hanna was in the car, too, and then came that threat from the crowd. >> we're going to behead you. this -- i was under the

impression that this was it. >> got that from, a dozen men going like this. a man in a police uniform about as angry as i've seen anybody in my life looking me in the eyes, screaming, he was so angry at the perceived media bias and the coverage. he thought our coverage was so biased against president mubarak. he said, so help me god, i will cut off your head and going like this. and all around there are other people saying, cut head now, cut head now. it was terrifying. we really thought we were finished. >> reporter: but instinct would kick in for akram, who turned to his arabic and his compassion, hugging and kissing and elder in that mob of angry men. it worked. and at dusk, along the nile, the race to barricade neighborhoods, trying to keep that same danger out. "no one is allowed in," he yells at us. neighborhoods so tense now they

don't even want us near the entrance to their neighborhood with a camera. you can see they're putting the barricades up now. and this is a scene playing out in neighbors all through cairo. and yet with fewer images playing out on television, because of the journalists who had been attacked and pushed from the scare. hopes those images will be pushed off the world stage with them. i'm david muir for "nightline" in cairo. >> to david muir and to all the journalists who are telling this important story, we say thank you for your courage and your dedication. stay safe. when we return, we've got an amazing first-hand account of the violence in cairo, and what one american woman has done to keep her attackers at bay.

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we're going to turn now to an american woman, a 76-year-old expatriot living in egypt. she is not only an eyewitness to history, but an active and tough participant fled her cairo home, with violence on her doorstep, we reached mary thornberry. mary, your apartment in cairo is right in the heart of the city there, and you've been under siege, it sounds like. tell us what you've been going through. >> oh, well, the worse was last night. about 5:00 in the afternoon, a push of the crowd down on the street, they seemed to burst into the foyer of my building and quite a few of the hoodlums, the thugs, got to my floor and stayed and spend the night there. they tried to get into my apartment where i live. they made a lot of noise, voices and pounding on my door and

incessant jabbing their fingers on the doorbell, you know. >> reporter: so, what did you do? >> i had a knife, a sharp knife. i would make jabbing motions out to them. and there were times that i would make some unladylike comments. and a friend of mine on the phone suggested that i boil a kettle full of hot water and so every so often i would threaten them with a kettle of hot water. i had my walking cane and my rolling pin. >> reporter: you had a cane, as well? >> that's my armory. >> reporter: do you want to get out? >> i didn't until this happened. then my son talked some sense into me. so, yes, i -- we're trying to get me out. >> reporter: travel across the city is so dangerous right now. how are you going to get to safety here? >> that's a good question. it's dangerous for me to go out.

it's dangerous for someone to come in. >> reporter: is the american embassy at all helpful? >> not as far as getting me out. they can't do that. apparently their rules of engagement do not stretch that far. >> reporter: so, they can't help you to -- >> no, they can't do that. that's what they tell me. >> reporter: do you think that things are going to calm in the next few days or are you going to hunker down there? >> i don't think things are going to calm today, no, definitely not. this is friday. this is prayer day. things are not going to calm down on friday. >> reporter: well, you sound like one tough lady. i don't know where you get the true grit to fend off home invaders in the middle of the chaos in cairo. >> well, you just do what you have to do. when something happens, you just react. >> reporter: well, mary, we wish you all the best.

i know that many people around the country are thinking about you and praying for you, and i hope you get home safely. >> thank you, sir. >> reporter: thank you. an incredible story from an incredible lady there. keep mary in your prayers. now, reaction from the u.s. president to christiane's exclusive interview with hosni mubarak. we're joined tonight by senior white house correspondent jake tapper. jake, what's the mood inside the oval office? how is president obama reacting to mubarak's comments? >> reporter: well, there is no official white house response but one official i spoke with found it very interesting the part of the interview where president mubarak told christiane that there never was any intention to have his son replace him, succeed him. that is very interesting because when, as you recall, earlier this week, the white house dispatched a special envoy, a former ambassador to egypt named frank wisner. one of the messages he took to mubarak was not only he should seek quote unquote re-election,

but his son should not be on the ballot. later that day, he spoke publicly, but said nothing about his son. the administration was worried he did not get the message. though vice president suleiman said that the son would not be standing for re-election, there was not any message from mubarak himself until he said it to christiane. >> how fast does the white house want to see mubarak go? it sounds like he has no intention of going right away. >> reporter: i don't think they want to see him leave immediately but they would like to see immediately some sign for the public, for the egyptian people in the streets that mubarak is planning a procession, a plan, a move to leave, that there needs to be outreach to the opposition groups, including the muslim brotherhood. president obama has made it clear that nonsecular groups

which are part of egyptian society need to be part of the government, not necessarily the muslim brotherhood, per se, but religious groups that are such a part of that community. they don't what to see measures taken to gift confidence to people in the street that mubarak is leaving and there is a plan. >> these are epical events, jake. you get the sense that history is being made in the streets of cairo. do you get the sense that the white house, of a sense of urgency that they are going to be part of shaping this history? >> reporter: i get a sense of concern is what i get. not that just mubarak is delaying the transfer of power, the beginning of the transition, but also there's a reason that they're sitting on a fence. they don't know what's on the other side of the fence. and there is a concern -- i can't find one person in this administration who thinks that the next government of egypt will be as close to the united states and operate as cooperatively as this current government.

there are big concerns, because egypt has been close to the united states government when it comes to counter-terrorism, standing against iran's nuclear program, peace with israel there's concern that the next government will not honor the camp david accords from 1979. so, there's big worries there, terry. >> a lot of doubt there. but the world will continue to listen to all the statements from both presidents. our thanks to jake tapper for that tonight. and when we come back, the epicenter, the protests and the violence is focused on tahrir square. we take to the streets and learn what this place has meant to egyptians for generations. but i was still skating on thin ice with my cholesterol. anyone with high cholesterol may be at increased risk of heart attack. diet and exercise weren't enough for me. i stopped kidding myself. i've been eating healthier, exercising more and now i'm also taking lipitor. if you've been kidding yourself about high cholesterol, stop. lipitor is a cholesterol-lowering medication,

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welcome back. tahrir square, that's not the oldest place in egypt or the most iconic by far, in a country of grand landmarks. it is decidedly humble. a people's place. a square. an open space. the aspiration of the egyptian people are in that place now, and the world's attention is focused, once again, on a square. to people all over the world, egypt is the land of the pyramids, rising out of the desert in ancient majesty. it's the land of the mysterious crumbling sphinx. but for the last ten days this has been the beating, chanting, burning heart of egypt. liberation square, it's called. ordinary egyptians, men, women and children with incredible courage and implacable dignity

seized this square and seized the moment. it began on tuesday, january 25th. of all egyptians, it was the young, it seemed, who were brave enough, bold enough in a country cowed by decades of brutal repression, to take to the streets for what they called a day of rage. they chanted their fundamental demand. down, down with hosni mubarak. this is a country with the highest number of unemployed college graduates in the world. in a land that seemed to offer so little hope, they came to this square to demand change. that first day began peacefully, but turned violent late in the day as security forces used tear gas and water hoses to disperse the crowd. the world kept watch, wondering whether these demonstrations would peter out.

they didn't. day after day, thousands poured into liberation square. friday was a turning point. the face of this movement was changing. mid-day prayers drove thousands more into the square, was billed as a million-person march. >> this is real. this is real. i changed my mind. i could not believe this was going to happen ever, ever, but i just can't believe myself. this is happening and i believe the people have already won. >> reporter: they would not be denied. this was their egypt. free egypt now. but it was on this day that the protesters would face their greatest test yet. egyptian police unleashed an assault on the teeming crowds. chasing down and beating protesters. it was the most violent day so far. egypt was on the brink. and then, overnight, the police seemed to pull back and the army

moved in to tahrir square. they were greeted with joy by the crowd. offering rides on their tanks through the streets of cairo. and this was the key moment, so far. a moment of solidarity and amazement that the army would not fire on the people. but the soldiers also refused to take on the police and the death toll mounted. flag-draped body of a man carried through the crowd. on tuesday, mubarak announced he would step down from the presidency in september. it was something but not nearly enough. up until then, the anti-government protesters had owned tahrir square, sleeping overnight, keeping the demonstrations peaceful. wednesday, it all changed and liberation square became a war zone. all of a sudden, out of nowhere, supporters of the embattled president began surging towards tahrir. they streamed in on boats from the nile river.

"he's not leaving," they chanted, as they muscled their way into the square. it seemed the height of political theater. but the pro-government forces brought with them more than just words. men riding horses and camels charged into the crowd, cracking whips. some of the aggressors may have been genuine mubarak supporters, but others seem to be just thugs. a deliberate and organized bid by pro-government forces to shut down these protests. and so the two forces faced off. thousands battling for the future of egypt, fighting over the square. the anti-government protesters stood their ground, ripping up pavement, hurling stones at the interlopers. doctors set up makeshift triage centers as liberation square descended into chaos. molotov cocktails raining down throughout the night.

today, cairo lay in a kind of stunned stasis. but the protesters are still there, in liberation square. it is still their square, still their moment. for now. and dawn is breaking in egypt now. by some accounts, there are already more people gathered in tahrir square today than there were yesterday. when we return, our closing argument. what will tomorrow hold for the people of egypt? [ male announcer ] learn about a free trial offer from abilify. if you're taking an antidepressant and still feel depressed, one option your doctor may consider is adding abilify. abilify treats depression in adults when added to an antidepressant. some people had symptom improvement in as early as one to two weeks after adding abilify. now with the abilify (me+) program, your first two weeks of abilify can be free. abilify is not for everyone. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior,

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and it's time now for tonight's closing argument. it's dawn in cairo. the sun, that symbol of egypt's rulers is rising on the 11th day of the protests and many expect that friday, which is the muslim day of prayer could be the most violent yet. so, we wanted to ask you, can we trust the words we heard tonight from egypt's embattled leaders that they will not allow the country to slip into violence? or has the country reached a breaking point, do you think? do you think things will get much worse before they get better? we've heard from many of you on facebook and twitter tonight, but please join the conversation, item us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. and stay tuned to abc tomorrow for exclusive round the clock coverage beginning with "good morning america" and continuing

with "nightline." that's our report for tonight. good night, america. >> jimmy: we can make so much money together. >> let it snow. >> snow bucket! >> dicky: alex trebek. >> it looks better on you.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kim kardashian. alex trebek. and music from one eskimo. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now in the blink of an eye, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching.

i'd like to welcome anyone who is involved with public storage. [ cheers and applause ] public storage here tonight. you know what public storage is, right? that is where, you know, you find a dead body or michael jackson's collectibles are stuck in there. we're delayed tonight after an extended edition of "nightline." christiane amanpour had an exclusive interview with egyptian president hosni mubarak. i was also offered and interview with mubarak but we decided to go with alex trebek and kim kardashian, instead. i think we made the right choice. that stuff is boring. this is night three of the massive storm that has snowbliterated much of the united states. that's a word i made up this afternoon in my office. i was very proud of myself. snowbliterated.

feel free to use that among your friends. there's a lot of snow falling and it's very cold. finally, america's extra layer of fat comes in handy. take that, michelle obama. it was so -- it was so cold in washington, d.c. today, john boehner's tears were freezing before they even hit the ground. take a look at this. this is -- this is the side of the highway in new hampshire and -- that's what they call perpendicular parking. it's very difficult. i failed the driver's test twice because i couldn't do that. one of the cities that has been hit hardest by the storm is chicago. anybody here from chicago? [ applause ] well, you got out just in time. more than 20 inches of snow fell. the only other time there was this much snow in chicago was on the night the baby oprah was born. but -- [ laughter ] people in chicago and you can

tell me if i'm wrong in this, had enough of this weather. this morning, an angry mob brutally attacked a doppler 3,000. it was -- actually, things have been very civil. i guess it's too cold to cause trouble this is from the weather channel. they were in chicago this morning. i don't know if this is because of the snow, but there's almost like a christmas spirit in the windy city. >> what happens if you can trapped? we're going to -- >> hot chocolate? >> thank you so much. >> god bless. >> so nice here in chicago. >> jimmy: you know, if only the war warmth of human kindness could meet the snow. wait until he realizes the guy peed in that cup. it was sunny and 62 here in l.a. today. above zero. [ applause ] i feel kind of -- i almost had to wear a track jacket into work this morning. my visor almost blew off as i

was roller blading to breakfast. this is from facebook today. tom m said, really, that's a four-fete fence. katie said, here's a picture of the bread aisle last night at sch schnucks. i like that. sean in chicago. lake shore drive this morning. and now here's some posts from california. these are real, from today. i'm so grateful there's no weather in la-la-land. i love san diego. and meet my new puppy harper. what are you going to do? we're joinerks. [ cheers and applause ] the weather really is exceptional here right now. in fact, today, we sent my cousin sal to the beach today to santa monica to give people who are visiting here a chance to send warm thoughts back home and to give them a taste of their own medicine.

>> hi, it's amanda from iowa. >> i'm alicia from minnesota. >> hope you guys are having fun in the snow. >> while wee are in the sun. >> snee balls! >> that's from iowa and mn mp. >> oh, that's so cold. >> i want to give a shoutout to everybody who is back in nebraska, freezing their asses off. who is not on the beach right now. >> snowballs! >> go corn huskers! >> hi, i'm billy from boston. i want to say -- >> snowballs! >> how's that snow, baby? >> l.a., baby. >> snowballs! >> new york, new york! >> oh, my god. how rude! >> all my friends in new york and philly, i hope you are enjoying yourself, freezing your asses off while i'm here in

sunny l.a. >> let it snow! snow bucket! >> you're in colorado while we're loving this california weather. >> snowballs! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's fast. there you go. that really was today. don't worry, we'll have an earthquake soon and you'll feel better about yourself. the weather is affecting the festivities in dallas. the super bowl is on sunday, but it's very cold. there are power outages and rolling blackouts all over texas. they're having to import power from mexico. when mexico has to give us electricity that's when we know we're in trouble. [ applause ] it's -- we're in trouble if they give us electricity. if they have to send us water, we're dead. there's some interesting bets you can make on the super bowl.

i like to bet on something dumb. last year, i bet that pete townsend of the who would smash his guitar during the halftime show. he didn't, the bastard, so i lost. this year, you can bet on what color gator ade the players will dump on the coach. who the mvp will thank first. god is even money. teammates pays two to one. the coach is nine to one. that's not a bad bet. but i'm betting, my bet is going to be on how long christina aguilera will hold the word "brave" when she sings the national anthem. ♪ and the home of the brave >> jimmy: so, the over under is six seconds. i did a lot of research on this. i watched every national anthem christina has ever sung on youtube and i am going with the

under. i'm going under six seconds. i think she's going to do it under. almost every person i talk to thinks she'll go longer. to show off because it's the super bowl but i don't think she's a show-off. you hear that, christina? i don't think you're a show-off. and only a show-off would sing the word "brave" for more than six seconds, so -- [ applause ] so i think that's -- safe bet. and if i win, i'm going to use the money to buy pete tounls end's guitar and i'm going to smash it over his head. new episode of "american idol" tonight. randy jackson, jennifer lopez and the ghost of steven tyler finally got to crush kids dreams where they're supposed to be crushed, here in hollywood. it's ridiculous. they're in hollywood, they say, i'm going to hollywood. well, you're -- you're here. my favorite part of the show used to be when simon would say

something horrible to the contestants. but my new favorite part is when steven tyler drools on the attractive females. especially when he puts on his reading glasses like, hold on, maybe i'm not being creepy enough. let me put on my granny glasses so i can in% you up and down. it's very entertaining. and without further ado, it's time for the steven tyler creepy leer of the night. ♪ ♪ >> yes. yes. yes. >> wow. you got something you can sing for us real quick? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i forgot, um, sing.

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to be thrilled, really. that's got to be a good night's sleep. you go back to your filthy mattress at the radisson airport. according to experts at the summit, the crisis is unlikely to go away any time soon. their president, hosni mcbedbug is refusing to give up -- the experts say part of the problem is that they're hard to eliminate because they can go for a year without eating. they're like the victoria beckham's of insects, and they multiply. [ applause ] and eat us while we're sleeping. speaking of parasites, new episode of "jersey shore" tonight. and -- [ applause ] i have to say, i'm really worried about ronnie and sammi. i don't know if they're going to make it. they might have broken up. ronnie had to go to the doctor because he was bleeding from an unmentionable place. there's a fine line between

roids and hemorrhoids. at first, ronnie dealt with the problem by taking off his shirt and making a smoothie. that didn't work. he went to the doctor. and we were going to show you that clip, but this is a family network and it's gross, so, instead, we took the audio track, the sound from tonight's "jersey shore" and we've combined it with video from a medical-themed episode of "the flintstones." now this, something for everyone. >> i wake up this morning and my sto stomach is all messed up. i'm bleeding when i used the bathroom. i have to go to the doctor. i don't ne if it's from the alcohol -- >> do you want me to go with you? >> yeah. >> why is ronnie bleeding out of his ass? i have no idea. >> how is it going? >> not so good. >> yeah, i hear. what we're going to do, we're going to check out the area. we're not going to do anything crazy. >> i'm just going to touch a couple of areas. tell me if you feel pain.

how about here? >> no. >> okay? >> here? >> no. >> how about deeper in through here? >> yeah. >> okay. good. we're done. it was wrong of me to laugh. who wants to bleed out of their butt? i wouldn't. >> doc, you could at least buy me dinner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think he needs to slow down. one more thing, it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> apparently upset someone in management. he's live in chicago. >> prime assignment what are you talking about? standing in the [ bleep ] cold. >> i'm here at gobbler's nob. he's the prt of the groundhog club. he's the one that [ bleep ]. >> my wife has this big black [ bleep ] and she has no idea where it came from. >> cnn's anderson cooper

[ bleep ] in the head, ten times by a gang of thugs. >> why don't you guys [ bleep ]? >> thanks again, chris, good to talk to you. >> [ bleep ], y you, dick. >> how do they continue to allow cheer l color lee to work when he's [ bleep ] up. >> [ bleep ] your face. i love that. >> where's sponge bob? >> i don't know. i've been [ bleep ] on miss [ bleep ] for three hours. i need his hot sauce for my milk shake. >> now it's time for a special sag awards edition of, say it with us. [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: sorry i missed that. we have a good show tonight. from "jeopardy," alec trebek is here. we have music from one eskimo. and we'll be right back with kim kardashian, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. well, thank you for coming back. we appreciate your business. tonight on the show, the host of "jeopardy" and former prime minister of canada, alex trebek is here. you know, they have -- they got a big thing going on on the show. you know, they have this super computer named watson set to compete against the all-time greatest players on jeopardy. man versus machine. and the winner gets to have sex with a robot. that's going to be something. then later from london with music from their self-titled album, music from one eskimo.

we have quite a lineup for you next week, too. dr. phil will be here, amy sedaris, matthew perry, morena baccarin from "v," adam sandler, chef bobby flay, and, um, triple triple o-m-g, justin bieber will be with us. the justin bieber. we'll also have music from nelly, pitbull and ke$ha, too, so join us then. hey, uncle frank, who do you -- who are you rooting for in the super bowl? who is going to win? >> green bay. >> jimmy: why? >> because i was a vince lombardi fan. very sentimental guy. i'm going for them. >> jimmy: guillermo? >> i'm going for the steelers. >> the steelers? >> jimmy: why do you point to him when you say that, because -- he didn't -- he didn't say the steelers. >> i was going to go like this. >> jimmy: you were going to go like that. >> i'm going for the steelers.

>> jimmy: last second change of plans? well, i hope it doesn't get ugly between you two watching the game. >> no. >> we're friends. >> yeah. >> jimmy: name one player on either one of the teams. >> tony roma. >> jimmy: that's -- you're thinking of the dallas cowboys quarterback but he's a guy who owns a ribs chain. guillermo? >> oh, troy polamalu. >> jimmy: very good. there you go. [ applause ] guillermo did a commercial with troy or else that would have been a disaster. you know, we all get into fights with our families, but our first guest tonight is smart enough to get paid for it. her latest reality show is called "kourtney & kim take new york." you can see it at 10:00 sunday nights on e! please say hello to kim kardashian. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you look very beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a lovely dress. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look like a snow angel tonight on the show. >> i do? snow angel? >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is really good. >> jimmy: things are going well? you've taken new york. >> my sisters took miami. we had to -- >> jimmy: you hat to one-up them? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't think you can top new york. there's no place to take -- is there any place bigger than new york? >> what about paris? >> jimmy: it's not bigger, though. you could take paris. you can go to china or something. >> we want to take over the world. >> jimmy: that would incur a lot of traveling expense. but you guys can do it. you have a lot of television shows and a lot of people watch. it's really unbelievable how many shows you can do and you just move from show to show and as long as it has one of your names in it, people will go and watch it. >> i mean, i guess so. i'm -- it's so funny. now that we're all doing our own

thing, i don't even know what khloe and lamar have been up to, or my brother. i'm so excited to watch their show when it comes out to see what they've been up to, because i don't know. >> jimmy: you're having trouble keeping up with the kardashians. >> yes. >> jimmy: oddly. you have -- how many followers do you have on twitter? >> like 6 million something. are you following me? >> jimmy: i don't think so. >> you're not. i need, like -- >> jimmy: i'm not that involved. >> how many do you have? >> jimmy: not that many. i have, like, 250,000 or something like that. >> that's a lot. i'll follow you. >> jimmy: that would be good. if you follow me, then i'll be like justin bieber, right? >> you know, i find that people are really, like, they get really weird about twitter and everyone asks me, like, will you follow me? people tweet me and think, you know, will you retweet me, and people get in this sense of desperation when they want more followers. it's so bizarre. >> jimmy: how do you handle it? >> you just ignore.

or, yeah. >> jimmy: weird thing happened today, actually. i was noticing that can yes west followed one person and that person was you and then mysteriously he stopped following you yesterday. did something happen that we should know about? >> i don't know. no. >> jimmy: did you know about this? >> no. >> jimmy: are you upset? >> no. >> jimmy: you should unfollow him. are you following him? >> i am following him. but i don't play the, you unfollow me, i follow you rule. i follow people if they say funny things. and he does. >> jimmy: he says funny things, yeah, for sure. >> do you say funny things? >> jimmy: yeah, mine are hilarious. >> they are? i don't say funny things. >> jimmy: yeah, but you have -- there's a lot of fashion stuff going on and i was looking on your thing today and you have friends whose names i can't figure out from the at thing. i feel like an 80-year-old man when i look at twitter, trying

to figure out the colds and the numbers and all that stuff. >> it's not that hard. >> jimmy: for me it's difficult. you had a problem with the justin bieber maniacs when they -- you really just said -- you said something pretty benign, i thought. you said, like, you were just joking around about thinking he was cute or something like that, right? >> i don't know. i think he said that, like, he -- >> jimmy: he started it. >> i said something back and then i started getting death threats and all these little -- he has this cult of, like, beliebers. it was all in fun. i could be his mother, literally. it's, like, so weird that people would ever think that we were dating. >> jimmy: did you find a decapitated hello kitty in your bed, anything like that? did anyone take action? that's the thing about these beliebers. they act like this fierce army and they'll strike you but they never do anything. >> they can't. i mean, it's literally, that is

a form of bullying and it's not okay. it's not. >> jimmy: it's be-bullying, i think. no, it's not. did you get nervous that you might get attacked by 12-year-olds? >> no. the creepy thing is that it could really be like a 46-year-old pretending to be, like, a 12-year-old girl. you would never know. >> jimmy: that would never happen on the internet. >> it was creepy. >> jimmy: now, your boyce is kris humphreys from the nets the nba team. is that true? >> yes. >> jimmy: and he's a physical specimen. he's like -- he is a real man, this guy. true? >> yeah, that's why i started to wear extra high heels because i used to make fun of -- this sounds mean. not tall people but extremely tall people, like, when khloe started dating -- just married lamar, i -- she never dated him. when i first met him i was like,

wait, don't stand up, like, it's going to freak me out. you're so tall. he's taller than me just sitting down. and so i was like, this is so weird, like, there's this -- it just freaks me out, really tall people. and so when i mitt kris, he's the same height as lamar and i'm a foot shorter than khloe. she makes fun of me about it all the time. >> jimmy: i would think so. why not? yeah. i didn't think about that. you guys are sisters but there's quite a difference in height. you don't see that -- >> khloe is seven inches taller than me. >> jimmy: is it physically awkward being with him, dating him? i mean, like, showering with him you could drown, right? >> um -- it is -- it's fun. it's different. it works out. it's cute, though, because, like, if i want to give him a kiss he has to pick me up and like, you know, kiss me and put me down. >> jimmy: really? does he give you candy? is that cute? that sounds more humiliating

than cute to me. >> no, it's cute. >> jimmy: how long have you been dating him? >> i don't know. like -- i feel like, you know, in this, like, this hollywood world, everyone's always like, we always say, we're just friends, we're just friends and so -- we've been just friends for a few months. >> jimmy: i see. according to khloe, you guys should be celebrating your golden anniversary by now. >> absolutely. yes. >> jimmy: and you like going to the basketball games and watching him play? and then khloe's got lamar on the lakers. what happens when the lakers and the nets play? >> um -- khloe and i went together and so khloe is, she sits in the front row and so, you know, we went to go watch and then we moved to the courtside and lamar, like, khloe gets freaked out if he doesn't make a shot and she thinks it's all her fault. he needs to see her in this seat, and kris needs to me see in a seat and we were going back and forth. i'll give you a quarter here i