>> dicky: it's focus rally america. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy kimmel with the latest from the ford focus rally america, the ultimate interactive cross-country road rally. we're tracking all six teams as they travel across the united states in the all-new 2012 ford focus. right now, we've got the black team mike and ben who moved out of the basement to move into third place. how did you do it. >> it takes teamwork. >> jimmy: we have videotape i'd like to you talk us through if you could. there you guys are. tell us where you are. >> yeah. >> going to mardi gras. they were trying to make us do a little dance that we didn't want to do or agree with.

i say. >> jimmy: why? >> we have to bring our own philly flavor to represent where we're from. we did really well. >> a little break dancing. >> jimmy: looks like you were having fun. you don't like dancing. >> not when people tell us how to dance. we're from the east coast. >> i didn't want to hold hands with this guy and dance around like a balance ruini. >> jimmy: where is snooki? is she with you? >> i'm the solution. i'm not situation. >> jimmy: i got you. all right. guy, keep on keeping it real if you know -- you know what i'm saying, right. >> of course we know what you're saying. >> we got it. >> tell them to follow the black team. >> jimmy: the black team, mike and ben, everybody. >> dicky: for your chance to win amazing prizes including a new 2012 ford focus, join the action at focusrally.com. "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: is back in two minutes with dianna agron, music from jewel and martin lawrence. [ applause ] ses, trying to complete challenges. and our followers online are gonna help us.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- martin lawrence from "glee," dianna agron, guillermo at the 2011 grammy awards and music from jewel with cleto and the cletones. and now like clockwork, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. happy valentine's day to everyone. and i -- i know we have people on dates here on the show tonight. i assume if you're watching television right now your

valentine's night didn't go exactly as planned or maybe it did. maybe i'm interrupting your lovemaking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe i'm narrating it. what are you doing to her? i'm talking to you, mom and dad. you know, i was -- i was born almost exactly nine months after valentine's day. my birthday is november 13th and my sister's birthday is november 14th, so i like to keep an eye on those two. that's all. my mother sent me a valentine's present. 43 years old. she's still sending me valentine's presents. it's creepy. i mean i know she's married, you know. for the ladies in our audience i hope your boyfriends or husbands ordered the flowers you ordered them to order today. we had the traditional rose parade here at the office today. the delivery guy comes in with the roses, heads pop up over cubicle. it's like a live action version of whack-a-mole.

it's sad because some people get roses and some people don't. it's horrible, really and now it's worse because of facebook because now everyone posts their pictures with the flowers on their facebook page so now you're not just competing with the women in your office you're competing with women in china and japan, all around the world. and the prices for -- i know they have to grow them and everything, but $120 for a dozen -- that's a lot of money for a plant you can't smoke. it really is. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's too much money. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and chocolate. chocolate suddenly becomes very expensive. this russell stover needs to be locked up with bernie madoff. love is in the air all over the united states but especially in the state of new jersey. and even more especially between sammy and ronnie on "jersey shore." >> you. i [ bleep ] you. leave. >> take a break. >> i've had enough. >> come on.

>> i've had enough of you. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm going to [ bleep ] -- >> i've had enough of you. you hurt me. >> i hate you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a sweetheart for you. you know, there's no question that it's a lot of fun watching people trying to kill each other on valentine's day but it's also nice to have some family entertainment too so tonight to satisfy both of those interests we took the audio from this week's edition of "jersey shore" and smashed it up from the charlie brown valentine's special and makes it a lot more huggable all the way around. >> i have never been so hurt in my entire life. >> i have enough respect and love for you to whether mr. admit what i did was [ bleep ] wrong and shameful and disrespectful. you're so [ bleep ] dumb and hard headed you can't even admit what you did to me in atlantic city was wrong, what you did to me in jersey was wrong. you know, man up for your

[ bleep ] for once. i had a reason for [ bleep ]. realize that. how about you do you, i'll do me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: schroeder trying to show some gumption. bachelor brad took the six remaining women in his harem in a private resort on the island -- i'm sure your date loved your groupon -- they participated in a photo shoot for "sports illustrated" the other three spent time gathering sea shells and sharpening them into knifes to kill the other three and the bachelor took all the girls to egypt. the flights were already booked. who knew this was going to happen. controversy continues to rage in ft. wayne, indiana, controversy involving former mayor harry

baals, that's b-a-a-l-s. he's done now. mayor in the '30s, 40 'and '50s. now they want to name a building in his honor, unfortunately some people in ft. wayne have filthy minds and think it would be embarrassing. why? the people want it. the harry baals government center finished with 23,867 votes, 2 from me. way ahead of the second place choice which was the thunderdome. that only had 2,000 votes which -- have the harry baals thunderdome. i'd visit the hell out of that place. the current mayor of ft. wayne, a guy named tom henry said naming it after harry could be a problem because it would hold

county offices and baals was a city official so he doesn't want to quote diss" them. why can't he say we don't want the words harry baals on the side of our building. we're ashamed of our harry baals but he won't. the best part of the story, his wife's name, harry baals' late wife's name was and i share this is true, minnie, ninnie baals. harry and minnie baals. very nice. how much would you pay to see that on a mailbox. do the right thing, ft. wayne, it's time to show some baals. if not for harry, do it for minnie, for god's sake. the 53rd grammy awards were held in los angeles last night. that's lady gaga who arrived in a giant egg.

she wouldn't talk to anyone on the red carpet but said she was incubating and then live on stage she hatched. last year she showed up at the vmas covered in meat. many, many this year in egg. steak and eggs theme. two more awards, she'll be a denny's grand slam breakfast. it was an unusual show. one thing christina aguilera spend "natural woman" wearing more makeup than a hooker raccoon. that was natural and justin bieber did not win a grammy for best new artist. that honor went to someone we've had on our show. a great singer named esperanza spalding. she won. [ applause ] she was immediately whisked away and put in a witness protection program for her own safety. the bieber fans are furious. they've been tweeting angry acronyms all day. it does seem a little unfair. grammy voters of all the categories would pick this one

as the one to suddenly start taking talent into consideration but they did. guillermo was at the grammys last night. did you go in the grammys or were you just outside. >> i was outside. >> jimmy: did you watch the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you like it? yes. >> jimmy: your favorite part? >> rihanna. >> jimmy: rihanna. did you get to talk to rihanna on the red carpet last night? >> no. she was busy. >> jimmy: she was busy so even though she was too busy to speak to you she was your favorite part of the show? >> yeah, she's still. >> jimmy: okay. guillermo is a very big draw on the red carpet last night and -- well, here he is, guillermo at the grammys, enjoy. ♪ >> hi, i'm guillermo. i'm here at the 53rd annual grammy awards and i'm feeling the love. will you be my valentine? >> i have a valentine.

>> can i be your valentine? >> my husband. >> have you ever dated a mexican? >> no. >> no? would you like to? are you a nasty baby? are you nasty baby? are you nasty, baby? >> i so. >> i can cook. i can do laundry. >> cooking is good. >> a rose for you. >> thank you. >> also i got -- look, a free massage from me. yeah, but -- >> i could use one now. >> but expiring in one minute. >> i got you for a rose for you. >> thank you very much. >> i got a flower for the lady. >> ah, respect you sweet. >> a rose for the lady. >> [ bleep ]. >> what are you doing for valentine's? wow. this lady is very mad. i got a present for you. >> you do? >> yeah, hold this, okay? >> a rose for you. my baby, baby, baby.

from the bottom of my heart for you. yeah, great. >> do you see how crazy you look? >> no. do you see how crazy you look? >> a rose. >> little big town, this is a hard decision. but i have an answer. brown haired lady, will you accept this rose. >> i will accept this rose. >> amazing, huh? >> thank you so much. >> you're awesome. you want to do a toast with me. >> yeah, let's do it. >> this is for our future. >> yes. >> as a friend. >> yes, friend for life. >> friend. >> for life. >> hey, hey, how are you doing? hey, you want to do a toast with me. >> yeah, what you got. to losing at the grammys, i don't think we're going to win

anything. but good to be here. >> always be positive. >> i like your outlook. >> mm-mm. >> you guys like tequila? >> we love tequila. what's your favorite kind of at the we will la. >> hold on one moment. i'll be back. kim, for "jimmy kimmel live," for "jimmy kimmel live." >> have you been drinking? >> huh? >> you been drinking? >> no, have you been drinking? >> no, i haven't. ♪ oh my valentine i love you i want to make you mine ♪ ♪ valentine i want to look for a valentine day ♪ ♪ someone as special with my room ♪ >> justin bieber, how are you, from jimmy kim. >> what's up, jimmy kimmel. i got to get going ♪ baby, baby ♪ wow, he smells like cookies. baby, baby.

hey, mr. barry manilow. how are you and lenny kravitz for "jimmy kimmel live." lady gaga, lady gaga, hey, michael jackson! michael jackson. beat it. hey, how are you? how are you doing? hey, i give you a flawer for valentine's day. >> easy, easy, easy. >> how are you first. >> what's up, you know how we get, holler at your man. >> hey, my friend how do you make babies? >> ooh-la-la. i love this job. >> jimmy: guillermo. we have music from jewel and we have martin lawrence and dianna agron. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello. welcome back. tonight on the show, a young woman whom you know as quinn on the show "glee." she has a new movie called "i am number four" opening friday. dianna agron is here, a lovely lady. and then another lovely woman. this is her latest album. it's called "sweet and wild." jewel will be here. this is her latest album. julian assange will be here. tomorrow night oscar nominee jeremy renner is here, from "modern family" eric stonestreet and we'll have music from black dub. later this week another oscar nominee javier bardem, fried chicken magnate flavor flav, and they do a cooking

demonstration together. jason sudeikis will be here. blake griffin from the los angeles clippers will be with us. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: first time anyone ever applauded for a clipper. and we'll have music from stone sour and keri hilson. our first guest is a very funny guy with just the exact right amount of crazy starting friday, you can see him foam-rubbered to the hilt as the cross-dressing fbi agent malcolm turner in the new movie "big mommas: like father like son," please say hello to martin lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> thank you, hey. >> jimmy: what is this? >> well this, is for you, jimmy.

>> jimmy: is it really. >> since i had to spend my valentine's with you and i brought some chocolate with nuts. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice, thank you. >> there you go. >> jimmy: that was beautiful. you just got married since the last time you were here over the summer. this is your first valentine's day as a husband. >> yes, and my wife asked me what we were doing tonight and i said, sorry, beautiful, but i got to spend it with jimmy kimmel julie spending it with me. i hope you gave her flowers. >> i gave her flowers and a big box of candy. we came a long way because she get the big box now. back when we first started she usually just got a snicker. i love you, baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where did you guys get married? >> at my house. >> jimmy: at your house, okay. >> it was about 100 and some people. >> jimmy: were there famous people there, your friends. >> yeah, a few people stopped by.

eddie murphy, barry bonds, you know. >> jimmy: wow, really. any white people? >> yeah. yes, there was white people there. my agent. he was there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did people make speeches and say cool things and that sort of deal? >> no, we didn't really get into that, yeah, i had to say something and my wife said something. we thanked everybody that came out and supported us and i said i'm on the other side now, y'all. >> jimmy: did you have a bachelor party leading up to it. >> no, no, and if i did, i wouldn't tell you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'd keep it quiet so your wife didn't have a bachelorette party. >> at least that's what she told me but, see, she went to vegas. >> jimmy: she did. >> what happens in vegas stays in vegas. >> jimmy: she went with a bunch of her friends. >> a bunch of her friends. >> jimmy: that's a bachelorette party. >> well, i learned something -- baby, we got to talk. we got to talk.

>> jimmy: you don't have to talk. you're owed a bachelor party now is what the story is. >> you think you can still get that when you're married. >> jimmy: i can get it for you. if you got cheated out of the bachelor party during the premarriage time you should get one later. >> she owes me one. >> jimmy: you can take that any time you want. christmas eve if you want. get right out of there. how is everything going -- how are your daughters? get them stuff for valentine's day? >> yes, i did. got to make sure i love my babies. hi, girls. i love y'all. >> jimmy: you have three daughters. >> three daughters. 15, 10 and 8. see, i got to take my time. >> jimmy: it's always changes. >> 15, 10 and 8. >> jimmy: you know what, i wanted to tell you justin bieber was here last week and he said -- we asked him who his all-time favorite actor is. you are his all-time favorite actor. >> oh, man. oh. ah, man, that's real cool. >> jimmy: does that buy you any credibility with the girls. >> you know, we was trying to

set up a meeting so that i could surprise him and meet him. i had heard, but we -- he couldn't come to the house because he had to do the grammys and i had told my girls that he was coming and then it turned out that he didn't come so i lost cool points with pie girls. >> jimmy: you don't want to tell them that's like telling them santa is coming. and nothing under 9 tree. >> my little girl is like, daddy, you ain't got no pull. i say you're right. baby, daddy ain't got no pul. >> jimmy: even the halfhearted commitment to come to your house is pretty good. >> that was nice but i still think he may come. that's what they're telling me. >> jimmy: it will be a surprise to who then, not him. >> no, it wouldn't be a surprise to nobody no more. >> jimmy: it would be a surprise if he shows up maybe. >> maybe. maybe, he's a big-time star. >> jimmy: your favorite justin bieber song? >> "baby". >> jimmy: the baby one. the one with -- >> don't try to catch me on that one.

i do know he sing baby in a song, don't he? you're going to try to catch me. >> jimmy: that's a lose/lose. if you know it, it's bad. if you don't know, it's bad. >> there's some babies in there. >> jimmy: do you drive the kids to school and help with homework. >> i don't drive them to school all the time because i try to stay out of that. you know, a little bit because the parents see you and they want martin, what's up! you know. you know, i -- i try to let my kids get the education. that's what i want them to do, get an education. >> jimmy: were you a good student. >> i was all right. i was all right. you know, i got in a little trouble here and there because i was always clowning and stuff. i remember one time i went to school and i told one of my teachers good-looking lady and i told her she asked me to do something. i told her she need to get out of my face and stop being so pretty. >> jimmy: how old were you? i had to be about 12 or

something like that so they threw me out of the school. they found out we wasn't even supposed to be going to that school. >> jimmy: really. >> we didn't live in the area. >> jimmy: one of those fake address type things. >> we had the fake address. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> that's how we used to -- >> jimmy: it still goes on all the time. what, did they follow you home? >> no. >> jimmy: nowadays the teachers are nice enough to have sex with the students that compliment them. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: you know. >> yes, they are. >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break here. when we come back we'll talk about -- there's not one but two "big mommas," like the gremlins. you've ordered them after midnight. martin lawrence is here. we'll be right back. "big mommas: like father, like son." [ cheers and applause ] whoa. [ woman screams ]

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>> jimmy: i think i just figured out -- i had a revelation. i just figured out where justin bieber got his hairstyle. there is a similarity. it's remarkable. >> the bangs, you fix the bangs. >> jimmy: now, you first of all have a beautiful body in that film. what is that? is it rubber? >> well, yes, kind of rubber, i guess, silicone or whatever and that was the whole different suit than the one that i walk around in all the time so they had to make that specifically to lay on the table. you couldn't really move in it, anything, and it wasn't anatomically correct. >> jimmy: it wasn't. >> down in the lower region it wasn't -- it was like more like a barbie down there but up top it had the little nipples and everything. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that must be exceptionally uncomfortable. how long were you in the thing? >> i was -- on that scene? i was in that probably about maybe an hour and a half maybe.

>> jimmy: an hour and a half. >> of shooting. different takes, different takes. >> jimmy: now big momma has a son -- well, not big momma's son -- >> i have astepson played by brandon c. jackson. >> jimmy: from "tropic thunder." >> does an excellent job in the movie and what winds up happening i have to protect him because he winds up witnessing a murder, so i have to protect him so i take him undercover, put him undercover at an all girls school for girl -- >> jimmy: good idea. that's the place to go. >> so i had to make him dress up like a girl and everything to fit in as a girl. >> jimmy: maybe that's where bin laden is right now. >> maybe. maybe. >> jimmy: you might be on to something. >> maybe, jimmy, we should go get him. >> jimmy: jamie foxx was here a couple weeks ago and said you're thinking of doing a movie together. >> yeah "skank robbers." >> jimmy: that's -- >> we got two beloved

characters. know our tv shows, jamie is in "in living color" and i'm martin and we played sheneneh and wanda. >> jimmy: right. >> and so it's a lot of fun. jamie called me to do this like a teaser and i said, jamie, i mean i know. we're cool but i don't know that we know each other. martin, you got to do this for me. we shot it and people loved it and now they want to make a movie. >> jimmy: you're playing women in almost all of your films now. >> hey. i think i know -- just something about me, i know the woman. i know the heart. ♪ i know the heart of a woman >> jimmy: you know the woman from the inside out. don't tell tyler perry about this because he'll want to get in there -- >> we wanted him -- we wanted tyler to shoot the -- as madea. >> jimmy: he said no. >> that's what -- you have to talk to jamie about that. >> jimmy: i would be more than willing to dress up as a woman

to be the third member of your entourage. >> i know, we would kick butt. >> jimmy: i'll play me beloved character of guillerma? are you doing stand-up currently. >> yes, i'll be going back out in the spring so i be in the city near you. y'all make sure y'all come. >> jimmy: you going on a big tour. >> yeah, big tour. it should be a lot of fun. i'll be talking the way i talk. y'all know how i get down. i like to kick the blue material so if you're adult, come on and hang out with me. >> jimmy: don't bring the kids. >> don't bring the kids. please do not bring the kids to the stand-up show. >> jimmy: always great to see you. thank you for my chocolate and many flower. i treasure them. martin lawrence, it's in theaters friday. right back with dianna agron. [ cheers and applause ] okay. new year, new me. got to cut back. i love cutting back.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. still to come, jewel will be here with music from her latest album. our next guest plays

the singing cheerleader quinn fabray on the very popular show "glee." and she has a new movie opening friday called "i am number four." please say hello to dianna agron. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i bought you flowers and some chocolate. >> but -- >> jimmy: for valentine's day. >> i thought martin lawrence brought that for you. >> jimmy: hmm? >> i thought martin lawrence brought that for you. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, he did. you're right. >> then i felt so bad because i had flowers in my dressing room and i thought maybe i shouldably them out but that's regifting so -- >> jimmy: you're a -- >> no, i thought it might not be good so i didn't do it. >> jimmy: i brought you the new jewel cd. happy valentine's day. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were at the grammys last night. >> i was, i was. >> jimmy: now with the show "glee" because you sing and act on television you're -- it seems

like every award show you're at. >> he we've been lucky. >> jimmy: you were nominated. >> but to wouldn't have been nice for us to win. >> jimmy: why do you say that. >> i -- well, maybe i'm speaking for myself. >> jimmy: that's a good attitude to have. >> yeah, and you know, i was in the car and the limo driver was fantastic -- >> jimmy: in what way? >> he said -- oh, have you been to one of these things before. i said, is is it crazy. >> he said it is quite insage are you going to be okay. i said i think so and he said, well, you know, you get in there and they're taking photos of you. you might want to find someone to navigate -- if you do, mutt your hand on my hip. my wife said that's a flattering thing to do. >> jimmy: wait a minute. in fact -- >> oh, do i have a hand on my hip. >> jimmy: there's your dress. [ cheers and applause ] that's the limo driver move. >> he also said i looked like

"black swan." i thought it was kind of funny. >> jimmy: that's nice. you'll never use him again. >> no, he was so great. i. >> jimmy: you liked him. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you get to meet fun people at the show. >> i did. >> jimmy: who are you especially excited about meeting. >> there's certain people i can't meet, though, i'm too shy. i saw ray lamontagne. what am i going to say to them. i love you, obviously but i had kind of an "in" because gwyneth was there. >> jimmy: and performed. she's been on glo. >> so that was an easy in. kevin and i said we can say hi to her. she was right next to beyonce so we weaseled our way into meeting beyonce and we were up very early today so we thought, oh, we'll go to sony because, you know -- sony, so we should say hi to rob and all that and they were there and we happened to be going to the rest room at the

same time so all us girls from "glee" and then beyonce and gwyneth and it was the most fabulous bathroom break ever. >> jimmy: went to the bathroom together and what went on in this bathroom? >> you know, girl stuff. >> jimmy: no, i've never been in there. i want to know. like what happens? are you guys like fixing yourselves up and stuff? >> see, not everybody that goes to the rest room actually has to go to the rest room. when your girls go -- >> jimmy: you mean drugs? >> oh, no, but you know, it's like girls stick together. it's, you know, like the spice girls or something. and so -- >> jimmy: they've all split up, by the way. >> i know, but they're still friends. i know they're still friends. didn't you see the movie? they were having so much fun? they were on the bus. they were in london. they had fun. it was fung. >> jimmy: that was a long time ago. that was before beckham came in and broke them up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you're in the bathroom with beyonce, sounds

like a great title it's like "tuesdays with morrie" and what is beyonce like in the bathroom? >> she -- well, she -- she was just there. she was so nice and she didn't need any -- her makeup was flawless. >> jimmy: did she do one of these fonzi deals and look in the mirror and go hey. >> jenna's dress was -- maybe i'm throwing her under the bus. a piece was falling so we had to put a safety pin because it was going to unravel and there was a nude part under the dress so that might have made her look naked and kevin mchale's sister was there and she had mints and she was like do you need a mint and beyonce said yes. >> jimmy: she gave beyonce a mint. >> you know in magazines where they say stars are like us, they go to grocery stores. beyonce is like us. she eats mints. >> jimmy: she eats mints. wow. i never knew about the mint

thing. that's remarkable. so tell us about this movie that you're in. steven spielberg picked you to be in this movie. >> well, that's a nice way to say -- ah, well. >> jimmy: i can say this. steven spielberg -- >> he came up -- >> jimmy: hoi else do you say it. >> well, i don't know that i was the only person he thought of but i was at this charity event and my friend is in casting at dreamworks she said i want you to meet steven owe wait right here. he ends up being steven spielberg. no, please, what am i supposed to say? it's intimidating. >> jimmy: it could have been steven tyler. could be abducted and be in his hotel room right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. because, you know, he -- he picked e.t. he found the guy who played e.t. and that's -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: so were you -- did you freak out when you met him. >> you have to stand up straight and stay calm and he said, you know, we have this movie called "i am number four" and you'd be great for sarah but you're going

to be back to "glee." you're great and i said something stupid like everything comes to mind at once so. >> jimmy: screw "glee." i'll kill them all. unleash me. >> i like how you went there. i was like you're awesome, "e.t.," everything, amazing, fantastic. thank you and he was like, cool and he walks off. oh, god. >> jimmy: just from that right there then you went in and auditioned. >> well, what happened they pulled the shooting up to the summer and so we revisited and but, you know "glee" had to work it out. dreamworks had to work it out and luckily -- >> jimmy: it all worked out. now you are number four. are you number four. >> i am -- no. >> jimmy: who is number four? [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm not. >> jimmy: what number are you. >> i don't have a number. >> jimmy: you don't have a number. >> at least not yet because you i don't die by the end of the first film. you know how they say your

number is up. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your success and mints and everything. dianna agron, everybody. "i am number four" is in theaters friday. be right back with jewel. [ applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. we're back. this is her latest album. it's called "sweet and wild."

here with the song she was nominated for a grammy for, "satisfied," jewel. [ applause ] ♪ if you love somebody you better let it out don't hold back ♪ ♪ while you're trying to figure it out don't be timid don't be afraid to hurt ♪ ♪ run toward the flame run toward the fire hold on for all you're worth ♪ ♪ 'cause the only real pain a heart can ever know is the sorrow of regret ♪ ♪ when you don't let your feelings show so did you say it did you mean it ♪ ♪ did you lay it on the line

did you make it count ♪ ♪ did you look 'em in the eye and did they feel it ♪ ♪ did you say it in time did you say it out loud ♪ ♪ 'cause if you did hon then you lived some that feeling inside ♪ ♪ that's called satisfied busy people walking by can't help but worry some ♪ ♪ so many things to do so little love gets done empty hearts everywhere ♪ ♪ drowning but dying of thirst if you want love it's not that tough ♪ ♪ start by giving it first it's easy to give ♪ ♪ baby can't you see just close your eyes open your heart ♪

♪ and do what comes naturally so did you say it did you mean it ♪ ♪ did you lay it on the line did you make it count ♪ ♪ did you look 'em in the eye and did they feel it ♪ ♪ did you say it in time did you say it out loud ♪ ♪ 'cause if you did hon then you lived some that feeling inside that's called satisfied ♪ ♪ now horses are built to run the sun is meant to shine above ♪ ♪ flowers are made to bloom and then there's us ♪ ♪ we were born to love we were born to love so did you say it did you mean it ♪

♪ did you lay it on the line did you say it did you mean it ♪ ♪ did you lay it on the line did you make it count ♪ ♪ did you look 'em in the eye and did they feel it ♪ ♪ did you say it in time did you say it out loud because if you did hon ♪ ♪ then you lived some that feeling inside that's called satisfied ♪ ♪ la-la la-la la-la da da that's called satisfied ♪ ♪ la-la

la-la la-la la-la ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. lovely. come over here. thank you. that was lovely. thank you. [ applause ] how are you? >> very good. >> jimmy: congratulations. how far along are you. >> i'm 5 1/2 months pregnant. >> jimmy: imagine if you weren't and i said that. >> i ran into somebody on the red carpet. i think it was david foster. are you -- no, just a lot of beer lately. >> jimmy: you can't be too careful. when is the due date. >> july. >> jimmy: do you know if you're -- >> a boy. >> jimmy: there you go. a little rodeo champion. >> yep. >> jimmy: you're going to be hosting a television show, as well. >> i am with bravo, it's called

"platinum hit" looking for the great songwriter. not somebody who will be a celebrity himself but writes hits for rihanna or -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> show them the craft of songwriter that can be a sniper to write hits. >> jimmy: they focus on the singing. it's if you can write the songs -- >> you make millions of dollar, yeah, if you have a hit. >> jimmy: by the way -- >> you have millions of dollars for me. >> jimmy: no, but i bought you some things. happy valentine's day. >> thank you so much. so sweet. >> jimmy: that's her album. it's called "sweet and wild." thank you for being here. thanks to dianna agron. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow jeremy renner. thanks for watching. good night. [ applause ]