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jason sudeikis. l.a. clipper blake griffin. and music from keri hilson. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, for your amusement, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm hosting the show. thanks for coming. it's a special night. every los angeles clippers fan in the world is here in our audien audience. all of them. must be a dozen. you carpooled together, right? [ laughter ] you know, i make fun of the clippers a lot. for a long time. but they're smart, you know, their strategy of losing the majority of their gapes every year to get high draft picks has

finally paid off with a kid named blake griffin who -- [ applause ] who's an unbelievable player. watch him here. this is from last night's game. >> we'll wait and see. that's tuesday night. alley-oop. blake griffin hit his head on the backboard -- >> jimmy: on the backboard. that's why i never jump. [ laughter ] or exercise or go outside. i like to be careful. they interviewed him after the game. he seems to be fine. >> what about your game was on particularly tonight? >> um, you know, early on, just my outside shot, kind of opened up the floor a little bit. >> jimmy: we'll work out the kink. blake will be here later as will jason sudeikis and keri hilson. [ applause ] president obama was in san francisco today meeting with a group of technology executives including facebook founder zuckerberg. the goal is to figure out how to

replace new jobs, to replace jobs lost as a result of everyone at work spending time on facebook. a million new imaginary jobs can be created by 2012. [ applause ] he also wants zuckerberg to show him how to make bo the white house dog his profile picture. meanwhile, not great job news about 300 mile south of san francisco here in hollywood. "american idol" tonight down to their final 100 contestants. things are really heating up. they are. 68 singers were cut yesterday. another 40 got cut tonight. it's the biggest two-day slaughter in "american idol" history. the 60 singers that survived tonight will go to the show's first ever las vegas round next week. great. another place where steven tyler won't hit on anything over 16. [ applause ] they can lose him in veg es. you'd think that at this point steven tyler would have cooled his jets a little but you would be very wrong. he's just as in love with love

as he ever has been. with that said, it's time once again for steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. ♪ say what you want ♪ i'm not running out [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not judging, that's -- [ applause ] that's the way -- that's the way a python looks at a guinea pig. [ laughter ] also tonight on television, a new episode of "jersey shore." tonight, snooki and dina decided to rub cake into vinnie's hair so vinnie retaliated by putting dog poop under their pillow. it's like watching monkeys. [ laughter ] i mean, if they were monkeys, they'd be very smart. like genius monkeys. but they're not genius monkeys. they're humans. ronnie has been an emotional wreck. i'm so worried about him, simnc

sami left. he cried big salty steroid tears. fortunately for ronnie, mike, the situation, his roommate, was on hand to cheer him up. >> a lot of good things, man -- she was -- i know she's a good thing too but it works out, man. you'll be all right. i got your back. walk around. know what i'm saying? walk around. you know what i'm mean? do thing. some days, i'm dr. situation. a chef situation. bang your girl situation. i mean, you know, i'm just -- i'm like a pretty deep dude. >> jimmy: yeah, definitely. one of the deepest. he'll probably win the nobel pizza prize one day. we have to enjoy "the jersey shore" kids while they last because j-woww is the latest cast member who says their days are numbered. they said after shooting in italy and one more shooting in jersey they will have, quote, accomplished it all.

i think by accomplished she means sex with it all. we only have two more seasons with these guys, then snooki will, guess, go back to her job as an ottoman, right? [ laughter ] have you -- it's honest work. anyone in our audience had lap band surgery? no? well, some of you should. [ laughter ] no. the lap band is basically a rubber band they tie around your stomach to force you to lose weight. it used to be you had to be morbidly obese to get it but now the fda has approved it for thinner people as long as they have a weight really lated medical condition like diabetes. i just try to fill up on sty ro foam packing peanuts before i have dinner. it's going to make it available to 11 million more americans. band cost $25,000. 35 if you want it bedazzled. most insurance companies won't

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her plate, she eats it. >> i'm bianca. i'm 22. i'm a single mom. and i'm addicted to eating pottery. i'm eating pottery 2 to 3 hours a day. no, that's -- that's not right. i eat it a lot more. >> jimmy: she's banned from every color me mine on the east coast. may god have mercy on her chia pets. [ laughter ] here in hollywood, preparations -- you've probably seen outside -- have begun for the academy awards. it's sunday here on abc. and then stay up late for our show. our sixth annual after the academy award special. our guest is tom hanks. we're going to find out -- [ applause ] -- what he has been up to since "forest gump." there are going to be a lot of celebrities floating over this block over the next two weeks. we thought it would be fun to play a special oscar edition of

one of our favorite game shows. it's time to play "name that oscar winner." [ applause ] well, well, well, hello there, fellas. our contestants tonight two celebrity experts, men who know fame when they see it. celebrity photo hound yehya who i met outside a movie theater and my uncle frank who i met when i was born. you know your celebrity, right? >> yes. >> uncle frame, for years, you were a security guard at caesars palace. who did you guard there? >> frank sinatra. >> jimmy: lots of people. yehya spends a lot of free time outside restaurants waiting for celebrities so you can take pictures with yourself and that celebrity. >> right. >> jimmy: like last night, were you out? >> yeah, i'm out, i see one guy wrestling but it's very cold, i go home. the first actor i seen in my life, marlon brando. >> jimmy: did you get a picture with him? >> no, he said no.

>> jimmy: wonderful story. here are the rules. the first one of you to buzz in and identify that oscar winner gets two points. if you get it correct. if you get it partially correct, you get one point. if you get it wrong, you get no points. understand? >> yes. >> jimmy: let's find out what you're playing for. >> tonight's winner will receive a bottle of unbreakable. it's the new unisex fragrance by khloe and lamar kardashian. >> jimmy: you can smell like celebrities too. i'm going to ask our audience, please do not shout out the napes of the celebrities. these men are experts. they don't need any help at all. >> yeah, please. >> jimmy: here we go. our first oscar winner is -- uncle frank. >> that's him. >> jimmy: we're off to a flying start. >> that's would i'm thinking about. i can't think of his name. >> jimmy: that's a problem then.

yehya. do you know? >> jeff something. the guy -- he won oscar with the guitar, his movie, has new movie. like john wayne, close his eye, cowboy. >> jimmy: yes, that's right, jeff bridges. you get one point for that, yehya. that's right. very good. yehya jumps out to an early lead. let's look at our next oscar winner. this oscar winner is -- >> sandra bullock. >> jimmy: that is correct. very good. yehya leads 3-0, you better get going. let's look at our next oscar winner. it is -- >> oh! samuel jackson. >> jimmy: no. no, not -- yes, yehya? >> i know him, morgan freeman. >> jimmy: that is right! wow! [ applause ] i'm astonished that you know these. >> because i know all the people. young, i don't know. >> jimmy: very good. let's see, maybe we'll have

somebody young next. for uncle frank to pounce on. our next oscar winner is -- uncle frank? >> she's gorgeous. uh -- what a name, a beautiful name. i can't think of it. >> jimmy: yehya. >> she's the lady dish got rich with her. she's from australia. >> jimmy: no. >> she's from canada. >> jimmy: no. >> american? >> jimmy: yes. let's give him a point for that. [ applause ] all right. all right, uncle frank, you're getting in a big hole here. it's time to come back. our next oscar winner -- that was renee zeg zellweger. >> oh, tom hanks. >> jimmy: tom hanks, that was correct. next one. yehya. >> the guy --

>> he's very good. >> he make the movie "21." >> jimmy: does he have a name? >> his name -- i got picture with him, he's very nice. >> jimmy: uncle frank, he was here like two months ago. >> i know, i know. i'm bad at names, jimmy. >> jimmy: that is? >> i forget. >> jimmy: kevin spacey. all right, uncle frank, you're still behind. you still have a chance to win. let's lack at our next oscar winner. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yehya. >> she won oscar last year, the big lady. >> jimmy: they're all oscar winners. >> i don't know -- >> jimmy: uncle frank, did you want to guess her name? >> i don't know her name but that's oprah's new daughter. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? no. that was oprah's sister you're thinking of. >> oprah's sister. >> jimmy: oprah doesn't have a daughter. that will be a hell of a surprise to oprah if she had a daughter and didn't know about

it. all right. it's 6-2. you have a chance to make it up here, uncle frank, because six points, it's time for our video daily triple. this is the last clue. it's worth six points. this is anyone's game. you've got to identify whoever's on this monitor, all right? tell us who this is. >> hi, uncle frank and yehya. my name is oscar. i am a winner. i live on sesame street. i'm very grouchy. who am i? >> snoop dogg? >> no, sesame street. >> jimmy: what? >> sesame street for the kids. >> jimmy: that's right, but what is his name? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: let's have one more clue from this -- >> hello again. here's your second clue. my name rhymes with boscar.

who am i? >> jimmy: his name rhymes with boscar. do you know who he is? rhymes with boscar. what are some names that rhyme with boscar? >> marker? >> jimmy: boscar. some names that rhyme with boscar. >> ryan seacrest? >> jimmy: not ryan seacrest, no. rhymes with boscar. the name of the contest is name that oscar winner. what is a word that rhymes with boscar? >> oh, the english guy, the guy -- bruce willis. is the father for ashton kutcher? >> jimmy: that's absolutely right, yehya, bruce willis. that's bruce willis. well done, fellas. congratulations, yehya, you're our winner, you win the unbreakable perform. wow. [ applause ]

all right. one more thing, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> describe the roseanne you know. >> first of all, i like to get one thing straight, she's a [ bleep ] sex machine. >> she retired with 17 records. even as he missed a season in his prime to [ bleep ] [ bleep ] in the navy. >> this i'm not staying for. no. this is not okay. >> why is charlie sheen giving advice about [ bleep ] [ bleep ] socially? >> johnny depp [ bleep ] me and then he begged for me. >> you have some pretty intense love scenes. >> it ends by me being [ bleep ] by 20 guys. >> i'm a single mom and i'm addicted to eating [ bleep ]. ♪ boy you stay up on it >> dora, will you tell the story of how you [ bleep ] me? >> yeah, tell it. >> it wasn't the prettiest

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>> jimmy: welcome back. with us tonight, a very large man, an nba all-star in his rookie year, despite playing for the los angeles clippers. blake griffin is here tonight. [ applause ] we need to get him a nickname.

and we have a number of things to address with blake. then with music from her new album "no boys allowed," keri hilson will be here from the bud light stage. quite a lineup next week. cameron diaz. hundred henry winkler. owen wilson. nancy grace. kel la ripa. music from twilight singers adel and cake so join us next week. our first guest tonight is a very funny man. he can sing, dance, act and has a name like a japanese number puzzle. six seasons on "saturday night live." now in the new movie "hall pass." it opens in theaters next friday. please say hello to jason sudeikis. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: you're all kansased up, aren't you? >> i've been working out. got a big game tomorrow.

>> jimmy: we have a big game tomorrow. >> you have to coach it. >> jimmy: i'm the coach of the east team -- or west team. you're on the east team. >> i am now. >> jimmy: are you a good player? >> no, not really. no. no, i can talk it. i'm pretty good on xbox. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> especially when i play with the guy who's coming out here in a little bit. he's very good on video games. >> jimmy: he's good on the real court i understand. >> i don't follow that stuff. >> jimmy: who are you excited about playing? who's on your team here? i have the rosters. >> we're going to wear you guys out. it's going to be something. >> you got michael rapaport. >> actor. >> jimmy: nick cannon. >> last year's mvp, michael rapaport. what are you saying, the xs and os? >> jimmy: i have to say, the other coach is bill simmons of espn.com and i think he cheated and got all the best players, to be honest. >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: scottie pippen is on your team. chris mullin. nick richmond. magic johnson is on my team but he's my assistant coach. he is not --

>> how did you pull that? >> jimmy: you know, i got a lot of pull. >> we got arne duncan. that's pretty sweet, the secretary of education for the white house. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> not bad, right? >>. >> jimmy: i think he played in college too. >> he's going to take us to school tomorrow, i tell you that right now. >> jimmy: we have rob kardashian. we have little romeo. we have rick fox. a.c. green. jalen rose. those guys are good. i think probably the most -- we have justin bieber on our team. so we will be -- >> the first scream i heard was a fella. i don't know why that is. >> jimmy: that's debatable. >> bieber fever. i'm going to "d" him up right off the bat. bieber contusion. bieber contusion. >> jimmy: you better be very careful because if you in any way harm justin bieber, one beautiful hair on his head, you'll be chased down by an army of little girls. >> he was a musical guest with

tina last year. when dana hosted, he was on "church chat" with the church lady. i get asked for a lot of autographs when he shows up for my cousins. i have a lot of cousins. probably about 40, 500, i'm not sure. about 20. a lot of them under the age of 12. they're big, big fans. i want to show you this video. this is a video one of my cousins, bridget, took. she escorted the two younger cousins, jamie and sally, and they -- when he -- it's a video of him coming out on stage. mostly their reaction when he comes out on stage. they just lose their mind. >> jimmy: let's take a look. where was this? >> this was in chicago. they live in chicago. yeah, yeah, absolutely. and they -- they -- well, you got to see the video to see why them freaking out is so delightful. and so cute. >> jimmy: let's take a look.

here it is. >> that's sally. >> she's crying. she's crying. >> wait, you got to wait for it here. crying. sally's crying. >> look where they are! >> jimmy: wow. oh, my god. they're not even in chicago. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: they're in lansing. >> gary, indiana. they're way out there. >> jimmy: you couldn't get your nieces -- cousin, whatever, better tickets than that? >> i got them ecstasy, i don't know what else -- what else can i do? you know, one thing at a time. >> jimmy: i hope you're a better ball player than you are an uncle because that is outrageous. >> just an older cousin. not an uncle. cousins don't have to do stuff. >> jimmy: it is a weird thing when you're the older cousin

because you seem like an uncl e cousins to call me uncle. i heard you lived in my hometown las vegas for a few years. >> two years which in vegas time is like 19 years or so so that's a long time. >> jimmy: did you enjoy your time in the entertainment capital of the world? >> is that what it's called? >> jimmy: that's what we call it. >> call it a lot stuff. very good self-promotion. i really enjoyed it. i had a really cool job. i worked at the theater, in the flamingo theater. had a great group of people. it is a weird town. having not been from there and being, living and working right off of the strip, i found it to be very transient. you'd see people down at the pool area -- because we'd have our afternoon's free because we worked at night. they'd show up for two weeks. all healthry gentleman, very top heavy ladies that would come in

town and have these big ideas. some new way for the slot machine to work. like people are tired of doing this. you get all these big ideas it it's like strippers and inventors i found were coming in and out of that town. you know, ruining the pool water. >> jimmy: where did you live? did you live in the hotel? >> no, no, we lived right off the strip at this place called meridian, flan meridian, flamingo and covolt. alleged area where tupac was shot. great guy, great fella. >> jimmy: you weren't there while he was -- when he was shot? >> what are you saying? no, i had nothing to do with it. i'm east coast/west coast. i'm from kansas. i don't care about either of them. i love them both. i was there from 2003 -- excuse me, i'm sorry, 2001 until 2003. >> jimmy: when you're a performer, do you go to the other shows?

>> i love going to shows. >> jimmy: support for the other people? >> i saw wayne newton kiss every lady in the place. i saw -- and sing not so great but still an amazing performer. i got to meet him afterwards. my favorite show probably was to see blue man group. >> jimmy: i've seen that show. >> that's a great show. i kind of got obsessed with it. i wanted to be in blue man group. i literally had my head shaved down with like a two guard with a razor. i'm doing a comedy show and i used to to a lot of angry stare, practicing my drumming all the time. >> jimmy: for real? >> absolutely. when i saw myself in the mirror, i basically looked like a blue peanut m&m. like, i don't have the gifts that they have. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, not at all. >> jimmy: blue is blue -- >> no, when it shows up -- it just made my face look as round as this. i looked like this. it was just like this big round face. and my eyes did not -- i did not look anywhere near as cool. >> jimmy: do you think they held that against you? >> i did. i was like, i don't want to do

this. >> jimmy: you did. you ruled yourself out based on the shape -- >> i'm going to try out for this "saturday night live" show and that worked out. >> jimmy: i guess that's better, isn't it? >> it's arguable. >> jimmy: you don't have to put blue makeup on. >> that's true but i do have to talk a lot and meet celebrities. >> jimmy: that's horrible. >> you know what it's like. >> jimmy: it's the worst. so now you're in this movie with owen wilson. farley brothers movie. i saw the billboard. >> there's a lot of those. "hall pass." basic idea is a hall pass is -- we're two married fellas and we get a week off marriage with no consequences. >> jimmy: you're not married to each other? >> no, they won't sanction that yet. we are -- we are married to -- i'm married to christina applegate and owen's married to jenna fisher. two people you would never want a hall pass from in real life. that's why it's called acting. we get the week off. we're like suburban sh lubs who

think they have it all figured out. i don't know if that's the case, jimmy. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. does it need to be set up? >> these are my cousins, they're at a justin bieber consocert -- oh, good, that's much better television. this show's very well produced. >> jimmy: i think people will be able to follow along. >> i got a hall pass. >> what? >> can you believe it? i got a hall pass. >> when does yours begin? >> 24 minutes ago. it's just you and me, buddy, for the next six days. >> you realize how much easier this is going to make it for me? having a hall pass partner? >> it's not just me. gary, hog head flats, they're coming out with us tonight. >> those guys got hall passes too? >> no, they want to watch. >> watch what? >> watch us reel in the babes. >> that's good, that's good. >> what are we doing here? we got to get out of here. we're burning daylight. >> let me logout.

>> i'm going to try to meet the receptionist. >> jimmy: i'll see you tomorrow night on the court. jason sudeikis, everybody. be right back with blake griffin. [ bicycle bell rings ]

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>> jimmy: we're back.

jason sudeikis is here. keri hilson is here. in only his first full season in the nba, our next guest has done the seemingly impossible, he's made people want to go to the clippers games. look at this. >> blake, swing! blake's ahead. a long pass, slam! the break, slam dunk! blake, slam dunk! blake griffin, slam dunk! >> jimmy: that's one night too. on sunday, will suit up for his very first nba all-star game from your los angeles clippers, please welcome number 32, blake griffin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, can you do that?

>> i cannot. >> jimmy: you can't do that? >> not at all. >> jimmy: you can do that other stuff, more important. >> it's cooler. >> jimmy: congratulations. what a rookie season you're having. you sat -- [ applause ] -- out your first season with an injury. and now -- are you happy you're on the clippers? >> i am. >> jimmy: would you rather be on the lakers? >> no. >> jimmy: would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> i would have to talk to my agent. i think he's back there. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this, because i saw this in the "l.a. times." an advertisement, clippers here, tickets are on sale now. griffin and gordon will be with the clippers for their careers. >> is that real? >> jimmy: yeah, that's real. i think that answers that question. >> no, i just -- i didn't know -- >> jimmy: now, to you have to a bide by this?

it's been printed here. theoretically, people could sue the clippers if they buy tickets and you don't belong with them the rest your career. >> jimmy: i didn't think about that. you think you will stay with the clippers for the rest of your career? >> based on the mayan's prediction of the end of the world in 2012. >> jimmy: did they mention that? >> it's implied. >> jimmy: you get picked first. were you happy you're coming out to the city of los angeles? >> definitely, big city, what's not to like? >> jimmy: okay, a lot of people don't like it out here. i didn't know if you would like it or not. but you do. >> i love it. >> jimmy: are women, like, trying to get impregnated by you? >> i've managed to escape so far. >> jimmy: that's good. are you kited about being in the all-star game? >> i am. growing up, i always watched it on tv. to finally be out there, it's awesome. >> jimmy: and the dunk competition is something -- have you been practicing for this? >> i'm doing that?

>> jimmy: you are in the dunk competition, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to put any extra pressure. but there's an expectation you're going to win the dunk competition based on your dunking. >> yeah, i don't know. >> jimmy: do you have something up your sleeve? >> not at all. i hadn't even thought about it. >> jimmy: again, i would like to ask you to submit to a polygraph test. >> yeah, i mean, i got a few ideas. i can't give any away. >> jimmy: do your teammates help you? like, hey, you ought to do this thing? >> i got a couple suggestions. for the most part, actually, they did a thing on espn where peep got to submit videos. i miami take one from that. >> jimmy: really? >> some kid out there is about to see his dunk on tv. >> jimmy: really? did he get to do it on a tam poll lean? >> it was like a six foot goal. >> jimmy: you're not allowed to do that. >> from what i hear, no. i'm working on it. >> jimmy: that would be nice. so -- you feel overwhelmed by this? these guys you saw playing in the nba, now, are you used to

it? >> i'm used to it. the season first started and stuff, we'd be going threw a walk-through and one of our coaches would be like, okay, if we switch off and you're guarding kobe and i'm like, wait, stop, i'm going to be what? but now, you know, it's -- with fiftysomething games of the season, it's normal. >> jimmy: every morning i watch espn and look at the highlights and you're on almost every day. do you ever lack at yourself and go, i can't believe i did that, how did i do that? >> not really. when you kind of go through -- it's like, you experience the moment so it's not like i look back and i'm like, oh, yeah, that happened. it's more like -- sometimes if a teammate throws a nice pass or something like that. it's like, wow, how did that happen. i've never turned on "sportscenter" and done that. >> jimmy: when you're dunking powerfully and creatively, is it always something you practiced or something you're just improvising while you're up in the air?

>> yeah, you just kind of improvise. i never practiced dunking. i always did when i was young. my first dunk was just a little -- barely got it over the rim. >> jimmy: how old were you, your first drinunk? >> i was 13. >> jimmy: your dad, he must be proud? >> yeah, it was great to play for him. it's cool. >> jimmy: does he still give you tips and criticize your game? >> yeah, for the most part. i hit that ignore button. >> jimmy: hit the mute button. you've got your own app which is the ultimate honor. it's the subway dunk fresh app. and people -- what people can do is put their heads on your body -- >> right. i actually did it this afternoon. >> jimmy: and make love? >> yeah, it's awkward at first but -- >> jimmy: i put my -- oh, hold on, let me get mine here. all right, here we go. here's how it goes. ready? take a lack at this.

okay, so people put in their heads. the size of my head is maybe a little too big. lack at me. look at how awesome i am. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good. that's the subway dunk fresh app. there it is in case you want to be a part of it. dunk like blake griffin and look like yourself while you're doing it. congratulations on everything. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i hope the clippers keep you around. great to have you here. if not, we'll get you in some nice purple and gold. i think you'd look a lot better in that. >> also. >> jimmy: yeah? >> i brought a subway card for you. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, they gave it to me. it's special actually. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. there's me on it. isn't that good? wow. that's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] sadly, that is my actual body

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