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>> dicky: it's focus rally america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with an update on focus rally america, the ultimate interactive cross-country road rally. six teams, each in an all-new 2012 ford focus faced a death-defying challenge in marble canyon, arizona, an safety inspector guillermo was on thecene.

>> okay guillermo, i'm going to need you to proof test this rig. walk 40 feet out this balance beam. 500 feet over the colorado river. sound good? >> not really. >> okay, you're all set. >> all right, wait. i want to ask you for a favor, in case, if i don't make it. can you give this to paco and pepe? please? >> of course. >> let's do this. ay yi yi. this is crazy [ bleep ]. jimmy kimmel make me do this thing. >> you're almost there guillermo. >> okay, it's safe! >> paco and pepe if you are reading this, i'm not alive. also, if you are reading this when did you learn to read? you are dogs! that's amazing!

guillermo. woof, woof. ahh! i'm alive! i'm coming pepe, paco! >> jimmy: how about that? right now, we have bryn and donna, the yellow team. hello, ladies. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: now, i heard you freaked out and almost didn't cross the bridge. >> ah yeah i stood there for a long time. it's very scary. >> jimmy: but you did go over the bridge? >> of course i was not going to punk out. >> jimmy: well, it would have been a beautiful place to die, it looked like from the video. >> it was actually serene you're right. that's fear on my face right there. literally take 80 steps, donna giving me encouragement there. and that's where i fell back. >> jimmy: how did you wind up in

last place? >> ah it takes a lot of skill to get in last place. >> jimmy: do you blame each other for being in last place? or are you taking it as a team? >> we got our first first today, so things are turning around. we hate to get the rough patch out of the way. >> jimmy: so, you're not playing for a lottery pick you are still playing to win this thing. >> oh, yes, of course. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i hope things turn around. i mean, listen they might not, but who cares, really, right? >> they will jimmy. >> things are going to turn around, jimmy. >> jimmy: bryn and donna, the yellow team, everybody. >> dicky: for your chance to win amazing prizes including a new 2012 ford focus, tune in to daily episodes of focus rally america on hulu. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with kelly ripa, music from adele and owen wilson.

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tonight -- owen wilson. kelly ripa. and music from adele. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, heading this way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being so well behaved. has my botox kicked in yet? i'm trying to -- get my face nice and smooth for the oscars like a pumpkin, you thgh? the academy awards are right across the street from us on sunday. that has nothing to do with why you all got a cavity search on

your way in here. that we did for fun. i'm looking forward to the oscars this year. a couple of likable young hosts and they're making some changes to update the traditional oscar moments that i think are good. for instance, this year they'll have an in memoriam and in rehab montage to honor those who could not be with us because they are being held captive by dr. drew in a house. natalie portman is the favorite to win best actress and i'm worried about her. since 2010 every best actress winner's husband has cheated on her with a tattooed nazi stripper. it's true. it's 100%. a lot of people making speeches on sunday and i like to give them a little advice courtesy of "the view" this morning, and that advice is don't ask sherri shepherd to be your speech coach. >> today we have the house guest who became a household name in the most infamous murder case in american history, theo.j.

simpson trial. kato kato kaelin was living in the hoe -- >> jimmy: what's the difference, really? six of one, betroeted, beheaded. new episode of "american idol" tonight. every year, i think to myself, this year, i'm not going to get sucked into mediocre singers trying to win a meaningless title, and sure enough every year, i'm right, i don't. last night was desecrate the beatles catalog night. tonight, the top 24 emerged. and as this comepetition is heating up so are judge steven tyler's loins. you know in cartoons when a character is really hungry and he looks to the guy nexto him and he turns into a ham? well that's steven tyler. it's time now for steven tyler's

creepy leer of the night. ♪ i know it's late ♪ ♪ but oh don't make me wait ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: he gives us one every night. sometimes more than one. and that's why he was voted america's horniest grandma. there's a new episode of "jersey shore" on mtv tonight. tonight, everyone stayed home and wrote a book report about their favorite president. it was a nice change of pace. my aunt chippy is a big fan of "jersey shore," right uncle frank? she just likes the way they live. so, every week, we can trick her into it, we ask her to view and review the show for us and here she is now aunt chippy with her thoughts on tonight's "jersey shore." >> hi, there is aunt chippy with another review of "jersey [ bleep ] shores." let's see what we have this

week. roll it. get the hell out of the [ bleep ] bed and do some house work for [ bleep ] sake. oh, my god. you're not even good looking there. >> no dinner dates with me and you. >> yeah, no dinner dates. you know what, that's too good for you. >> you got the condom for me? >> my vagina is killing me. >> who gives a [ bleep ] about this and her vagina. i told you, nobody cares about your vagina. i don't even care about my own vagina. why should i care about yours? i had enough of this [ bleep ]. i hope you have, too. good night and good luck. i'm done. i'm done it was good. it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: really, it wasn't good, it was great. i don't need to hear that word from my own ain't, though. i wish she -- can't she just cave it the cave santa puts babies in? love is in the air at the playboy mansion. hugh hefner and his fiance

crystal harris have set a wedding date for june 18th. she is 24, he is 84. so they've got the something old and something new covered. 60-year age dichbls. imagine if other 84-year-olds -- if cloris leachman married the quarterback from "glee." like if beyonce married moses. they could probably skip path the death do us part part of the ceremony. and while we're on the subject of elderly men and their multiple marriages, larry king visited the set of "piers morgan tonight." piermorgan replaced larry, and it was like wating obi wan face off with c 3 po. there was some hostility, but they got past it and provided with us our unintentional joke of the day. >> why can't you just say, piers morgan, i'm coming, watch me.

jimmy: well, that's -- [ laughter ] cable, i guess, you can get away with that. as i mentioned earlier, the academy awards are live this sunday night at 8:00 eastern here on abc and then after the oscars and your late local news somewhere around 4:00 in the morning, our sixth annual after the academy awards special. tom hanks will be here with us cee-lo green. our latest top secret comedy video a project we've been working on. and we're also going to be raffling off my uncle frank. we are going to sell ticke and -- [ applause ] so, that will be fun. you know you cankcan gamble on the oscars. you can bet on whether or not geoffrey rush will wear a hat inside the theater. you can bet on whether the best actress winner will cry during her acceptance speech. you can even bet on whether an oscar winner will fall on his or her way to the stage.

that's 15 to 1 if you bet that one and you win. but if you are planning to belt on the more traditional results, you're in luck. all this week we've enlisted the help of heidi, the world's most famous cross eyed possum. he heidi helps raise money for their rhino conversation problem there. possums helping rye knolls it's a beautiful thing. we've hired heidi to pick the winners for us. she took natalie portman for best actress. she's the favorite. last night, in best actor, heidi picked colin firth. about tonight, she's making her prediction for best picture. here wgo. now, what we did is we put a grape in front of each poster for the ten nominees. and whetheratever grape heidi eats

is going to be the winner. here she goes. heidi doesn't have a tremendous amount of what you would call energy. she really has been taking her time with this. you can't rush a psychic possum i've always said that. eventually, hopefully, heidi will head the other way. you see she's cross eyed. but those kids that made fun of her back at possum school, who is latching now? all right, she's going forwards the grapes and the movies and the -- what is the center grape there? oh, that is "127 hours." congratulations to everyone involved in that film -- wait a minute. she's not -- she's picking "inception" too. so i guess -- okay well -- and

"the fighter." "127 hours," "inception" and "the fighter." the first three-way tie in oscar history. congratulations to all of those film films. so many great movies to be honored. we hardly have time to honor them all. so in an attempt to double up we've combined two of the best picture nomineesso we took the video from "toy story 3" and mashed it one the audio from "true grit." and here it is one spectacular clip from two oscar-nominated fillm films. >> can we we part this afternoon? >> we? >> this ain't no coon hunt. >> it is the same idea. you are just trying to make this harder than it is. if you are not game i will find somebody who is game.

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>> jimmy: well, thank you. thanks for watching. you'll be rewarded handsomely. with us tonight, one of my very favorite people. she's the co-host of "live! with regis and kelly," kelly ripa is here. and she brought a guy named dean karnazes, who is planning to run from los angeles all the way to their show in new york. she's running there. that's like 100 miles, right? i mean, maybe even more. and then, with music from this her new album "21" that debuted at number one in eight countries, adele from the bud light stage. for some reason instead of a record, this is filled with cardboard. but it sounds great, the cardboard. on sunday night, make sure to join us our sixth annual academy awards special. tom hanks, music from cee lo green, and an avalanche of hollywood's most beauteous stars. we have a new comedy video if you want to see an exclusive sneak peek of it go to this

website. hottie body hump club.com. you'll find it there. our first guest tonight played a crasher "wedding crashers," the hutch in "starsky & hutch" and, in "marley & me", me. his new movie, "hall pass", opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i don't want to sound like maury povich but congratulations. you are a father. >> i am. [ applause ] >> jimmy: little boy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old now? >> today is six weeks. >> jimmy: six weeks. >> so, every day, there's something new. today was the first day that i fed him that --

>> jimmy: breast fed? >> no, no we did the, you know they pump the breast milk and, out of the bottle and had to burp him and stuff. >> jimmy: some guys wear that weird -- i say guys loosely, those bra things, have you seen those? >> i think in "meet the fockers." that might have been one of our set pieces in that movie. >> jimmy: maybe those are the guys i'm thinking of. >> no, he's doing -- baby is doing well. you start to wonder like when do you start him on chores and things? >> jimmy: i think you have to wait until like nine weeks or something. >> so far, it's just take, take take with this little kid. >> jimmy: there is a little bit of give, but not stuff that you necessarily want to get. >> they are like a tube. >> jimmy: his name is ford? >> ford. >> jimmy: that's a very good name. a great celebrity, like product placement endorsement name, too. >> you know we put it out there and they made us a good offer. >> jimmy: nice. >> so, you know --

[ applause ] this little kid's got to learn. he's got to carry his weight. no free lunches. >> jimmy: i think gwyneth paltrow blazed that with apple. >> i think they got even more, but -- yeah. >> jimmy: you're enjoying it then? it's good to be a dad, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now, the baby was born in hawaii. >> yes. >> jimmy: like our president. >> that's what i always said. >> jimmy: hang onto his birth certificate. >> yeah, he was born in maui and the president was born in oahu. i met the president in oahu before he became president. i shook hands with him. >> jimmy: really? >> he was a nice guy. >> jimmy: when he was senator? >> when he was running. and they had a fund-raiser thing for him. and i remember that somebody had said, like another actor said, oh, it's going to be interesting when he meets you because he's going to say he's a fan of an obscure movie. that's what he did to me. i said wow, i wonder what movie

he's going to say. as soon as i met him, he was like, i really liked "wedding crashers." i was waiting for him to say "bottle rocket" or something. i didn't get my little you know -- >> jimmy: he's keeping people on their tomes. now, you are neighbors with woody harrelson horor, how close -- >> yeah, their family lives maybe 20 minutes away. and, yeah, there's a great group of people -- >> jimmy: 20 minutes in hawaii is like three blocks, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a very slow pace there you guys hang out a lot, i know. >> yeah, yeah. we were just over there. and i had actually gotten a paintball gun for christmas, but i only got one and -- >> jimmy: good start. >> and you know everybody is kind of, you know, i mean there's only so long you can shoot at the trees and stuff before you want to well how can we shoot at each other?

so, what we came up with woody and i is playing dominos and the loser had to run for the other guy. the other guy got, like 20 yards away and you ran from the corner of the house, touched the tree and back and it started where you could nd of put on a jacket and put on everything. we were like yeah but the welts, they're not that bad when it's like that. so, then we reduced it to you could just wear just shorts that was it. and, yeah, so i think we even have some -- >> jimmy: you brought video, which is -- i cannot wait to see this because i love -- how old are you guys? i'm 42. >> jimmy: 42, all right. [ laughter ] some kind of manhunt. let's -- is that -- >> there is always a lot of arguing. >> jimmy: you got him there? yeah, you got him there. >> you can hear his daughter

woody's daughter saying oh poppa, he got you. >> jimmy: his daughter is looking on as a witness to this? >> the reason why we had to start filming is because there was so much arguing over how many shots the other guy took. you hear arguing like dude you took five, no no. it's studies like the zapruder filling. >> i only brought the ones where i shoot. >> three two, one. >> trying a different technique. you can hear the arguing. >> that's five! >> it was four, dude. it was four. >> jimmy: you're going to be a fun dad. >> well, you know we are wearing, like, a mask. >> jimmy: sure, very very safe. >> not like in the '70s in dallas where we had bb gun wars

where the war was, you couldn't aim above the head. >> jimmy: how old before little ford is out running around the yard and you're firing -- >> he's just a little baby we have to give him a year or so, probably. >> jimmy: speaking of dallas you're a cowboys fan. and you went to the super bowl. >> i did. >> jimmy: which they weren't in but it was at their place. was it exciting? >> it was exciting. it was exciting because i actually, you know in promoting the movie, they had me do an eight-hour pregame show i did an interview. i had three hours to kill before the game and i somehow got on the field and kind of throwing passes on the field. i had this incredible day where i was throwing the football with kurt warner and joe theismann. and the day just continued into i went after the game i went to this mexican food restaurant and they were closed and i was like what's going on, he said well there's a party, oh maybe i'll hang around and go to the party. and, i went to the party, i see

troy aikman and joe buck there and ingot to say hello and i see jason garrett -- >> jimmy: the coach of the cowboys. >> yeah, right. and i start kind of bending his ear, but i was on just like this day i was having i was being so, i started giving him, like, my concept ofteam and, like, you know and then, like started talking about, like world war ii on studies they had done on soldiers about what makes them fight and all these things where i was just -- and i could hear myself saying this stuff. you sound like malcolm gladwell right now. you do sound incredible -- >> jimmy: you were impressed. >> i was like wow, iidn't know where it was coming from. and he finally says to me he sayses would you like to address the team. i don't know if he was just trying to shut me up but i couldn't believe it when he said that. >> jimmy: wow. >> he never got my contact information information. and he did get up and leave,

but -- >> jimmy: he didn't say what team specifically. we'd love toyou to address the redskins. that's pretty cool. so, you -- maybe he's waiting for next season. >> i think they want me for the ploffs. >> jimmy: probably. >> i mean, some of the stuff i was saying it was really -- and i felt like that all those "sportscenter" i watch now it's paying off, because i'm blowing this guy away. >> jimmy: yeah. well, maybe, maybe not. who knows. i would love to see you address the team. i would love to see the looks on the guys faces. >> they'll be like what, he's talking about world war ii and stalingrad now? that's where i went. >> jimmy: that's where you have to go now days. you really do. now, you're in many movie "hall pass." and the idea of the film is you guys are married -- >> right. >> jimmy: not to each other. >> no. >> jimmy: not like you and woody. >> no. we get a week off from marriage

and the -- >> jimmy: do the wives get off a week from marriage? >> they kind of do and therein lies the rub. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. >> we don't quite know so yeah, but -- >> jimmy: you don't -- do you think that's a good idea? i was talking to people around here and they seem like some people a like, that would be great and i think that would be terrible because i know i'd be home alone, lying with the rub and the wife would be out, you know, scoring at will. like troy aikman. >> well, you know, you don't have to go to too many bars before you see that women can get a lot-action probably than guys. >>jimmy: yes. >> but could it catch on? i did some radiohing where they had callers call in and people were saying oh yeah we've done a hall pass three days, you know, my wife's able to go and i go some place, we don't ask any questions and it sounds very european and progressive, but i don't know if that was -- it was a california radio station, so maybe it's --

i don't know if it's going to sweep to the other parts of the country. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. your character and your buddies, i assume at a bar? >> yes. >> jimmy: plank? >> this is after we've gotten our hall pass and this is kind of maybe -- >> jimmy: getting ready to go. the movie is called "hall pass." take a look. >> are you sure this is the best place to meet hot women at? >> what do you think, olive guarden? >> i'm taking the bull by the horns right now. you guys want beautiful women, right? i know a place that got ass on tap. and it's not olive garden. let's roll baby. follow me, fellas for some ass. >> i like it. a man with a plan. >> where are we going? >> chili's. >> jimmy: there you go. owen wilson everybody. we'll be right back with kelly ripa. llllllo, ladies. where can you go when your man smells like me?

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it's great to see you, i always like seeing you out here. you don't come out that much. >> we were talking about how i thought it was like, maybe a year but it's been a few years since i've been here. >> did you bring the family with you this time in. >> well, we brought our youngest, it's his eighth birthday today. >> they came along as part of the birthday celebration. >> as part of the birthday celebration. we didn't tell him we wanted to surprise him. it was great because when we woke him up and we told him that he was coming to l.a. to go to disneyland and my daughter burst in and she was like -- it's not fair! we get to take the day off from school and it's not fair. i don't get the day off from school on my birthday! her birthday is in the middle of june. there is no school at all. and it's not like -- we don't

have favorites. we don't i mean but if you held a gun to our head you know? >> sure. >> guns in my head. >> you got to go -- >> the favorite one is traveling with us. >> you go with the baby. >> he's very sweet. >> and your son is 13, your oldest son? >> 13. >> was he upset that he did not get to come. >> he was actually very -- he was thrilled. the last time he spend -- the less time he spends with us the happier he is. the more alone time in the bathroom -- you know. >> there is a new "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. >> i've never seen a kid come out of the bathroom and still be dirty. i'm like what are you doing in there? he's like -- you know. it's like that new -- it's new parenting now. where your kids tell you too much. can we go back to where i pretended i didn't know anything about you? >> and there's like horror and frustration and silence and all of those things? >> and good, old fashioned

guilt? >> good, old fashioned guilt. >> it must be the video games that's doing it. >> he's punished from all social media outlets for at least a year. >> oh, really? >> because of the bathroom thing? >> no, no. not the bathroom thing. another thing. >> uncle regis, does he watch them while you guys are out of town? >> uncle regis watched them this year with michael strayhan and it was incredible because lola had a tea party with them i'm not kidding, and put makeup on both of them i'm not kidding. >> i don't like the idea that regis is leaving. i feel like you guys are getting divorced. >> i swear were we're not getting divorced. >> do you get any say in who replaces regis? >> oh, i'm sure i don't. >> you don't? >> no. i mean -- but, however, we were -- i just want to say that we did say when he decided to leave, it was like one of these things where, you know you're like -- why are you doing this?

don't be ridiculous. you're not going anywhere! and then -- you understand. it's his decision. he wants to do it. he feels good about the decision. okay, fine. and then we went -- hey, i bet jimmy kimmel is available. >> that's very nice except you should know reguess is coming here to deny show with me. >> i had heard that also. but i thought it would be great since you did so well that time you filled in for him that week where he flew every night across the country? >> that was great. >> that didn't kill you. >> it came very, very close. >> no come on. >> speaking of going across the country. you've got this maniac -- this is his book -- >> yeah. >> this man is incredible. >> well, i can see that. and he's planning to run -- let's bring dean out, if we could. dean? where is he? [ applause ]

>> have a seat. >> dean, do you want to -- >> dean you're an ultramarathoner? >> i am. and i got to tell you the only bummer about that new book they used a photo of you on the cover what is up with those people? i feel robbed. >> i'm far more muscular than that. dean, so you've done like 50 states, 50 marathons, right? in kind of in a row? >> like in 50 days. >> in 50 consecutive days, yeah. >> he ran for 48 hours on treadmill in the window of our studio, what was it, two years ago? >> she ran with me, though. >> kelly is an incredible athlete. >> but 48 hours in a row is -- that's beyond -- do you have like children? a family? >> i've got a good psychiatrist and a great family. >> you do? >> his family is normal. i met them. they're normal people.

>> you didn't say anything about me. >> clearly you're trying to escape them? because it doesn't -- you were going to run on the street? >> he's running 50 miles -- between 40 and 50 miles -- >> either i'm walking out of your studio and at some point i'm going to run on new york city to see kelly. >> nonstop? you'll sleep every five days? >> no sleep. >> no? >> i sleep a little bit. 40 to 50 miles a day nonstop for 75 days. >> where will you sleep? just krumple up in that's heap on the side of the road? >> a good park bench or bush. >> how many calories do you have to consume to run that much a day? >> this is my favorite ques can i say? 10,000 calories a day! >> that's what i take in! but i don't run at all. >> well, there's a reason. you can take in 10,000 calories a day because you're not running, you -- dean told me

that he's not hungry because he's like running that much doesn't -- it makes you nauseous. >> it's hard to eat while you run. >> i order peeizza. >> and they just chase you for miles and miles? you enjoy doing this? >> good question. yeah. i'm looking forward to it. it's to inspire kids to get healthy. >> but, you know i don't think you're aspiring kids to get healthy. they're going, like, all right, this guy is a lunatic. i think there needs to be a happy medium. >> we've been tracking the movement of dean and the skbres in dean and people are signing up for these 5-ks all across the country -- >> they want to be there when he dies. >> everybody wants to be there the moment he drops dead. >> remember that guy that ran across the country? i was there -- exactly. >> so people can run alongside you? >> that's right. >> do you talk -- >> like a forest gump thing. >> except he was a little nutty

in the head. >> he will talk to them though. i mean, people -- >> i drool on them talk to them solbber on them. >> are you ready to go right now? you ready to run? you're prepared for this? >> are you ready? >> now? >> yeah right now. >> he was going to start tomorrow at disneyland. >> to culminate from our show to your show. that would be a nice deal. >> i'm into it. >> you are? >> all right. okay. high five. okay. >> best of luck to you dean. be careful out there. >> thank you, jimmy! [ applause ] >> he's crazy. >> this is an action for healthy kids which kbats childhood obesity. >> look how bow legged he is. >> well, from running. >> and there he goes. off into the sunset. tomorrow you're going to be at

disneyland? >> and regis will be in new york? >> regis is in new york and i'll be at disneyland -- >> oh my goodness. that is -- that is a tragedy! i guess the kids are going to have to be fat. >> i hope you're happy now. >> kelly ripa, everybody! disneyland, tomorrow, be right back.

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