we hope you check in for "gma" tomorrow. it's a fine show. we're always online at abcnews.com. have a great weekend, and good night, america. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live." it's our academy awards special. with tom hanks. >> just like a bratz doll. >> dicky: mike tyson. >> eloquence. >> dicky: music from cee lo green. and the hottie body hump club. >> jimmy: now hump. dig in there now. come on!wswswswswswswswswswswsws

♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the sixth annual "jimmy kimmel live" after the academy awards. tonight -- academy award winner tom hanks. scarlett johansson. emily blunt. jessica alba. sofia vergara. jessica biel.

eva longoria. and many, many more in the hottie body hump club. with music from cee lo green. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, lights, camera, action. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? thank you very much. welcome to the -- our sixth annual after the academy awards special coming to you from hollywood, just across the street from the oscars on one side and a burned down kenny rogers' chicken restaurant on the other side. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the

show. what a night it has been. you can say glamour and glitz? colin firth couldn't and he got an oscar for it. [ applause ] there was not -- it wasn't a suspenseful oscar this year, except for kirk douglas. is he behind me? he was funny, tormenting the nominees for best supporting actress. he waited and waited and waited. intentionally, to name the winner. it combined the suspense of ryan sea crest with the delivery of dick clark. it was like new year's eve all over again. [ applause ] it may have been the highlight of the show. as expected, colin firth won best actor and natalie portman for best actress. and nicole kidman was upset. hard to tell through the botox. and christian bale in the speech

forgot his wife's name -- i happen to know that isn't true. he got a little choked up and emotional because somebody moved a light, and -- but this is -- [ applause ] 83rd oscar. these are my favorite oscars right after the mayer wieners. they are. and then after tonight, it's back to greenlighting big momma's house four. james franco and anne hathaway did a nice job hosting the show. [ cheers and applause ] i guess it's historic. the first time a man and woman have hosted the oscars together on stage. once again, the hollywood liberals trying to force their heterosexual agenda down our throats. james franco hosted and was nominated for "127 hours," a true story of when charlie sheen got stuck under a huge rock of cocaine. and had to cut a hooker's arm off.

the big oner overall was "the king's speech." it was a low budget british film. i think it cost $10 million. it wound up making $250 million. most of that around the world, not here. because it was such a huge success, they're adapting it specifically to appeal to an american audience. the trailer was released today and i think we have found our front-runner for next year's oscars. >> he was the most powerful man in the world but he had one weakness. >> karen -- >> misunderestimate -- >> a mixed messages. >> and inability to speak. based on the incredible true story. >> they say you are the best. >> i don't do that anymore. >> mr. tyson, your country needs you. >> when the people needed a leader, one stupendously

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i know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully. >> george w. bush, sir michael tyson. tyler perry's "the president's speech." >> mission accomplished! >> this fill system not yet rated. >> jimmy: i will definitely see that. so -- i had no idea he'd been knighted. right now as we speak, the red carpet is being rolled up across the street, the lights are taken down and lisa rinne is frozen in carb carbonite. camille grammer hosted that for cnn. and the e channel aired six hours of programming. six hours of watching people walk into a place. but there were many magical moments from the red car net. none more than this little gem which qualifies as our unintentional joke of the day. >> the girls are going to open

their vaults and they are going to pull out of the harry winstons. >> jimmy: you know, you got to get those waxed. especially for a big awards show. for the first time in ten years there were no african-american actors nominated. "black swan" turned out to be the only nominee of color this year. happy black history month, i guess. and speaking of "black swan" this is kind of funny. i learned this from the red carpet footage. there are a number of woman on the "black swan" diet, the way that natalie portman lost weight to star as a ballet dancer. and i'm sticking with the "precious" diet from last year. it's working. [ laughter ] well this is something we do on our show this is a regular special show for us tonight. but usually at the end of the week, as it comes to a close, the tradition is we have our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether we need it or not. and this week is no exception.

it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> from geoffrey rush and colin firth. when i just saw you, [ bleep ] colin, it only confirmed the bromance rumors. >> [ bleep ] massage while i -- >> i will be offcamera giving him a hand [ bleep ]. >> so, seven relieved hopefuls move one step closer to their idol dreams. >> i want to [ bleep ] my mom. >> boy have we stepped in a fresh pile of [ bleep ]. >> i have spent the last few months saying [ bleep ] you is like [ bleep ] frank sinatra. >> this will not work. >> that donald trump doesn't enjoy black girls [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] balls. >> my grandma is here, too. >> i just [ bleep ] marky mark. >> when i saw your [ bleep ], oh, my godness, i got so excited. i know i'm going to be sucking

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>> jimmy: welcome back. we are in hollywood. you picked a flood night to fall asleep with your television on. with us this evening, a talented kid. his next movie with julia roberts is called "larry crowne." freshly arrived from the oscars, tom hanks is here. very exciting. i'm going noo need a little bit of cooperation from the audience because we told him this is where the "vanity fair" party. then, a newly-crowned grammy winner, cee lo green on the bud light stage. and tomorrow night, new shows. bill maher. emily blunt will be here. thursday night, the great and powerful howard stern will join us. i want to show you something. this -- this is my body. you like it? [ cheers and applause ]

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his next movie is "larry crowne." it opens in theaters this summer. please say hello to tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm already disappointed. because -- >> thank you. my wife and her sister, lilly. very nice. >> jimmy: i thought they were here exclusively for me and then i felt so cheap -- >> i'm telling you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. i was across the street. thank you for blocking off hollywood boulevard to get me here. >> jimmy: happy to do it. >> cops with machine guns out there. >> jimmy: yeah, they take it

very -- way too seriously. >> i'm not so sure. >> jimmy: you'd think michelle obama was giving birth to a child in the middle of the street out there. >> i realize it's kind of like the super bowl meets the nobel peace prize ceremony. but i don't think we need cops with machine games. >> jimmy: it is amazing. you can get forced -- for us, we come to work here every day and suddenly strangers come and tell us we're not allowed. >> they make you roll the windows down on your car. roll the windows down, sir. they lean in, they go, hi, mr. hanks. and go through. like, who is going to be here in with me? by myself as it is. >> jimmy: i want you to know, i think "toy story 3" was the best movie of the year. >> oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you have -- you don't have an applause guy, you have a bald headed guy going like that. going like that. like that.

>> jimmy: he's our own oscar statuette. >> jimmy: there you go. i look at "the king's speech," but somebody could do that with their video cameras. but "toy story 3," no one could do that. >> i'm on the board of governors. >> jimmy: did you vote for your own movie? >> i was in "toy story 3." and yes it is the best movie of the year. i don't know what happened. i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: i don't know, either. >> what's the point of being on the board of governors if you don't make some money, which i don't. and number two, you can't get your movie a trophy, for crying out loud. >> jimmy: you'd think you'd be able to govern. >> well, somebody on there has sway and it ain't me. >> jimmy: by the way, if you had won, you would not have been there when the award -- >> i would have been walking here. itch was downstairs eating

cheese. i used to have to stay over there until the end of the show. now i can come out here and eat your cheese. >> jimmy: you can do whatever you want. as i mentioned earlier, you are a two-time academy award winner. consecutively. we have some pictures. >> jimmy: >> that was the first year. >> jimmy: and then there was the second year. >> jimmy: year without the tie. >> i was told that in the future, you should wear a banded -- you could wear a banded collar. but it -- it looks like i transported to the year 2, 563 where suddenly ties are outlawed by the federal galaxy. >> jimmy: who convinced you not to wear the tie? >> i was -- when you are on the celebrity mule train, the trophy run season, you go to a lot of things. you have to go to england, stuff like that. so i just wanted the similplici

of not putting on a tie. and as you know, there are no banded collars left in existence. i wore the last one. james bond is not going to wear a banded collar before he -- >> jimmy: on star trek they did. >> and look at your crappy band over there. i meant to say snappy. >> jimmy: where are your oscars? >> okay, my oscars are a little old. now, when you get one, this is a true story. when you get one, your sweat in your hands have a certain degree of acidity, whatever it is. so, when you grab them, right around the loins, you know, the thighs and the mid-section, that's how you carry it around. you don't grab it by the head and carry it around like that and you don't do a balancing thing. you grab it, and that sweat seasoned that, the chemicals in your body begin to immediately corrode the gold that's -- >> jimmy: immediately? >> well, yeah. maybe it's just me. >> jimmy: i feel weird and shaking your hand now.

>> but like the very next day both years i come down and automatically the gold flake was beginning to rust and corrode and crack. i was happy to leave it like that for the longest time but i saw them -- actually a few weeks ago, i'm kind of proud of them. and i understood that you could send them off to get them refurbished, you know? so i did. the academy offers you that service. >> jimmy: they dosome. >> i sent it off to whoever does it, some place in west covina or something like that, and i think it is, like, you know, al's trophy restoration. >> jimmy: al is the best. >> and i got the word back, well, i tell you, mr. hanks, the best thing we can probably do is just replace these things because they're shot. and i said, well, no. >> jimmy: they're shot? >> they said they were in such bad shape that they would be happy to just give me replacements. >> jimmy: what kind of poison is coming out of your pores? >> well, everybody's got it. but you know, i didn't want to

give -- because those are the ones, you know, and they have serial numbers and stuff like that. so they said, women, next best thing we can do probably just try to redip them. so i, they are going to try to replate them so, to get, and then i will never touch these things again. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> i won't touch them. and everybody comes to the house, can i hold it? no, no. >> jimmy: you're going to look like a real jerk now. >> no one's touching those freaking things. they're going to go in the freezer with all the vodkas that we've been saving. >> jimmy: now, on march 26th is international tom hanks day. >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't have to -- >> it is, actually. >> jimmy: i know it is. >> a guy in chicago started it up a few years ago and now we help raise money for some stuff. he essentially -- they show movies at a bar and people drink. >> jimmy: is it at a bar? >> i believe it. maybe he started it in his

backyard. i send him stuff, some little things -- >> jimmy: you have attended? >> i don't need to do that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but for awhile it was just national tom hanks day and now it's branched out. >> jimmy: how is it international? >> well, i think that there's satellite divisions that work in places -- >> jimmy: they have tacos at the meal or something? >> in burundi there's a big thing, some of the islands in indonesia. in all those other places, internationally the movies travel differently. some movies that are hits here are not hits overseas. so, i think in helsinki, they are going to be watching "bonfire ofitievanities" over and over again. and "the man with one red shoe." the only universal hit is "turner and hooch." >> jimmy: everyone loves dogs. we, we have exciting stuff to go over. including your children and some things in your life and of

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showbiz? >> well, sophie is delightful. she's always been loaded up with personality. and, if she wants to go into the business, she can. >> jimmy: it seems like you are very supportive of this. >> listen, when your kids have dreams, i back them up. >> jimmy: and boy do you. you brought us some video tape here this is from a program that you allowed -- >> i am in the business so i have some contacts and there was a probably for us to do the cable channels that are like, 300, 320, on the thing. and so we went out and we put together a little possibility for me and my -- >> jimmy: we have it right here. let's take a look. >> my name is tom hanks and i am super excited because my daughter sophie and i are competing miss ultimate sexy baby nevada pageant. and when it comes to awards, this is as big as it gets.

>> i'm sophie hanks and i want to be miss ultimate sexy baby. i like pageants because i like winning money and i get to buy anything i want. >> sophie and i did her first page when she was only 3 months old. here she is. she got queen. remember that, honey? >> not really. >> it was a beautiful day. well, as you can see, we got over 40 of these bad boys. in fact we named her sophie because it rhymes with -- >> nothing. >> rhymes with trophy. say it, i love trophies. >> no. >> oh, come on. all right, give me a smile. give me a big -- >> no! i hate smiles! and i hate pageants! >> oh, don't be a hooch. don't have a hooch moment. hooch is a bad dog.

well, you know, sometimes she has to take a break and sophie can get emotional. i know what it's like to be a kid. i played one in "big." all of this is for sophie. it's for sophie. this is about her. >> i think my dad wants to be a pageant queen but he can't. >> and. shoulder, shoulder, shoulder. she needs to know the routines because when she gets up there, it has to be automatic. sexy feet. sexy feet. sexy feet. right now, sophie lacks discipline, you know, focus. she's got, you know, she's got to keep that eye on the prize. ah! >> daddy! >> honey, sorry. swimsuit competition. >> swim suit competition. >> swim suit competition. oh, sparkle time!

when it comes to makeup, some people say less is more. i say more is more. yes! yes! it's here. it's here. here it is. >> my wig! >> oh, there you are. you look just like a bratz doll. you look just like a bratz doll. we are so excited. this is a glitz pageant. so everything has to be just princess perfect. wake up, sweetie. sweetie. come on. >> i'm so excited. >> hi, sophie hanks. oh, here they are. look at them. sweet, pretty losers, every one of them. don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle.

sit, sit, sit up. i think the only person who can beat sophie is sophie. is that right? >> yes. >> that's right. it's hers to lose. >> next up in the little miss category is sophie hanks. [ applause ] >> remember what we talked about, focus, right? make daddy love you. sexy baby. >> sexy baby. >> all right, get up there. there you go. earn it. ♪ you know i never ♪ i never seen you look so good ♪ ♪ you never act the way you should ♪ ♪ but i like it ♪ and i know you like it too ♪ the way that i want you >> poison? poison is sophie's favorite 1980s hair band.

♪ lock the cellar door ♪ and baby ♪ talk dirty to me >> talk dirty to me. sexy baby. sexy baby. you were such a sexy baby. i'm proud of you. proud of you. yeah, i'm proud of her. did she make some mistakes, yeah. mistakes were okay, provided you work on them and don't make them again. >> i won't. i'll try not to. >> we won't. we'll work on those really hard. >> miss ultimate sexy baby 2011 queen is -- rhonda howard! >> yes! yes!

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>> jimmy: we're back with tom hanks. on july 1st this summer, you have your own movie called "thomas crown." >> "larry crowne." close enough. that could have been the name. it has a great cast. i play a guy that goes back to skrun your college because he loses his job and my teacher is julia roberts and guess what happens? america. we had a great time and we have a fabulous cast. i know, could didn't they just be the poster? guess what happens?

we make out a little bit. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the film. >> all right, now, usually it's very tough because here i am hocking my wears, which is embarrassing. so we don't want to show a trailer so we showed a scene and i picked this scene out. julia and me. i picked it out because she played my teacher, i play her student and i have never looked cooler in a motion picture before than this scene. >> jimmy: take a look. ♪ >> please enter your destination. ♪

>> it's larry crowne. >> right, hi. >> i have for in just a couple of minutes. >> yes, you do. >> i saw you singing. >> i'm just drowning out the gps. see, it never stops. >> no wonder, that's a map genie. that has -- it's very complicated. >> well, the auto on feature is engaged. so, menu, select, features, auto, voice select. change. yes. on/off. off. change. yes. save and back back back back and exit. >> oh. how long was that broken? >> ever since my husband installed it himself. >> well, all fixed now. >> thank you. >> what are you going to make us do today in class, huh? >> you'll just have to find out. >> follow me. >> interesting. >> pretty damn cool.

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sgrk i want to thank the academy, i want to thank the ps-22 chorus. tom hanks, sir michael tyson, ron howard. i want to apologize to matt damon, we have run out of time. with award winning music on a night of awards, the album is called "lady killer." with the song "bright lights, big city," cee lo green. good night!

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