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kelly" from disney land. please welcome kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to see you. i always like seeing you out here. >> i know, i never -- we were just talking about how i thought it was like maybe a year, but it's been a few years since i've been here. >> jimmy: did you bring the family with you this time? >> well, we brought our youngest, joaquin. it's his eighth birthday today, so we -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. so he got to come along as part of the birthday celebration. >> he came along as part of the birthday celebration. we didn't tell him. he wanted to surprise him. and it was great, because we woke him up and we told him that he was coming to l.a. to go to disney land and my daughter burst in, and she was like, it's not fair! he gets to take the day off from

school, and it's not fair. i don't get the day off from school on my birthday. her birthday is in the middle of june. there is no school at all. and we're like, it's not like -- we don't have favorites, i mean, we don't have favorites, but if you held a gun to our head -- >> jimmy: right, sure. >> gun to my head. >> jimmy: you got to go -- >> the favorite one is traveling with us. >> jimmy: you go with the baby. >> yeah, he's very sweet. >> jimmy: and your son is 13, your oldest son. >> 13, yeah. >> jimmy: and was he upset that he did not get to come? >> he was actually -- he was thrilled, you know, the less time he spends with us, the happier he is. more alone time in the bathroom and, yeah. >> jimmy: well, there is a new "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. >> i have never seen a kid come out of the bathroom and still be dirty. i'm like what are you doing in there? he's like, you know. it's like that new -- it's the new parenting now, it's where your kids tell you

too much. can we go back to where i pretended i didn't know anything about you? >> jimmy: yeah, and there's like horror and frustration and silence and all of those things, >> exactly. >> jimmy: and guilt. the good old-fashioned guilt. it must be the video games that's doing it to the kids. >> well, he's punished from all, like, social media outlets for at least a year. >> jimmy: oh, really. because of the bathroom thing? >> no, no. >> jimmy: because that's a little -- it's very natural. >> not the bathroom thing. another thing. >> jimmy: uncle regis, does he watch them while you guys are out of town? >> no, uncle regis actually watched them this year with michael strahan, they lost a sports bet to me. and it was incredible because lola actually had a tea party with them. i'm not kidding and put makeup on both of them. >> jimmy: really? wow. i don't like the idea that regis is leaving. i feel like you guys are getting divorced or something and i'm like -- >> i swear we're not. we're not getting divorced. we're not getting divorced. >> jimmy: do you get any say in who replaces regis? >> oh, i'm sure i don't. >> jimmy: oh, you don't? >> no.

i mean, but, however, we were -- i just want to say, we did say when he decided to leave, it was like one of these things where, you know, you're like, why are you doing this, don't be ridiculous, you're not going anywhere, and then he, you know, and then you understand, it's his decision. he wants to do it. he feels good about the decision. okay, fine, and then we went, hey, i bet jimmy kimmel is available. >> jimmy: well that's very nice except you should know regis is coming here to do my show with me. >> well, i had heard that also but i thought it would be great since you did so well that time that you filled in for him for that week where you flew every night across the country -- >> jimmy: yeah, that was great. yeah. >> that didn't kill you. >> jimmy: it came very, very close. >> no, come on. >> jimmy: speaking of going across the country, you've got this maniac, this guy, dean. >> he's incredible. >> jimmy: this is his book. >> this man is incredible. >> jimmy: and i can see that. and he's planning to run from --

let's bring dean out if we could. dean, come on out. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you have a seat. >> you want to -- >> jimmy: dean, you're an ultra marathoner? >> yeah, i am. the only bummer about that new book, they used the photo of you on the cover. what is up with those people? i feel robbed. >> jimmy: i'm far more muscular than that. dean, you -- so you have done like 50 states, 50 marathons, right, kind of like in a row? >> in 50 days. who is counting? 50 consecutive days. >> he ran for 48 hours on a treadmill in the window of our today joe -- >> don't remind me. >> it was crazy. >> she ran with me, though. kelly is an incredible athlete. i mean, incredible. >> jimmy: well yeah. but 48 hours in a row -- do you have like children, a family? >> i've got a good psychiatrist and i've got a great family.

yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> his family is normal. i've met them. yeah. they're normal people. >> doesn't say a lot about me. >> jimmy: clearly you're trying to escape them because it doesn't -- you're going to run on the street? >> he's running 50 miles -- between 40 and 50 miles a day. >> jimmy, i'm walking out of your studio, hopefully at some point i'm going to run to new york city to see kelly. >> jimmy: you're going to run nonstop -- >> every five days, no sleep. well, i'll sleep a little bit. 40 or 50 days nonstop is 75 days. >> jimmy: and where do you sleep? like a hobo on the side of the road? >> a bark bench. a bush. >> jimmy: how many calories do you have to consume to run that much a day? >> this is my favorite question. can i say? 10,000 calories a day. >> jimmy: that's what i take. that's what i take in. is that -- but i don't run at all. >> well, there's a reason.

you can take in 10,000 calories a day because you're not running. you told -- dean told me that he's not hungry because he's, like, running that much doesn't -- it makes you nauseous? >> jimmy: it's hard to eat while you run. >> i order pizza. i got a cell phone -- >> jimmy: and they chase you for miles and miles? and you enjoy doing this? >> that's a good question. yeah, i'm looking forward to it. you know, it's to inspire kids to get healthy. >> jimmy: yeah but i don't think you are inspiring kids. i think they're going, this guy's a lunatic. there's got to be a happy medium. >> no, i think he's actually -- like we've been sort of tracking the movement of dean and people are signing up for these 5k's across the country -- >> jimmy: they want to be there when he dies. they want to be like, yeah, you know. >> everybody wants to be there the moment he drops dead. >> jimmy: yeah remember that guy, he ran across the country. i was there -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: so people can run

alongside you? >> that's right. >> jimmy: can you talk to them? >> like a forrest gump thing. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, except he was a little nutty in the head. >> you will talk to them though, i mean, people -- >> drool on them, i'll talk to them, slobber on them, sure. >> jimmy: are you red ki to go right now? are you ready to run? you're prepared for this? [ applause ] >> are you ready? >> start right now? >> jimmy: yeah, right now. >> he was going to start tomorrow at disneyland. >> jimmy: culminate in him from our show to your show. i think it would be a nice kind of deal. >> i can do it. >> i'm into it. >> well, i -- all right, high five. >> jimmy: good times, dean. best of luck. be careful out there. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: dean, everybody. very fit. >> he's very fit. no body fat. look at him go. >> jimmy: he's crazy, though. >> this is for action for healthy kids which combats childhood obesity. we should point that out.

>> jimmy: look at how bow-legged he is. >> that's from running. >> jimmy: there he goes off into the sunset. and tomorrow, you're going to be at disney land and regis is in new york? >> regis will be in new york. i'll be at disney land. oh, there's dean. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. wow, that is -- that is a tragedy. i guess the kids are going to have to be fat. >> i hope you're happy now. >> jimmy: kelly ripa, everybody. >> i hope you're happy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "live with regis and kelly" monday through friday in syndication. we'll be right back with adele. ♪ special k protein shakes -- ♪ a truly great-tasting breakfast shake. with 10 grams of protein and 5 grams of fiber, it's the creamy, delicious

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heart reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark ♪ ♪ finally i can see you crystal clear go ahead and sell me out and i'll lay your stuff bare ♪ ♪ see how i'll leave with every piece of you don't underestimate the things that i will do ♪ ♪ there is a fire starting in my heart reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark ♪ ♪ the scars of your love remind me of us they keep me thinking that we almost had it all ♪ ♪ the scars of your love they leave me breathless i can't help feeling we could have had it all ♪ ♪ tears are gonna fall you had my heart rolling in the deep ♪

♪ you have the heart and soul and to the beating ♪ ♪ baby i have no stories to be told but i've heard one on you now i'm gonna make your head burn ♪ ♪ think of me in the depths of your despair make a home down there cause mine sure won't be shared ♪ ♪ the scars of your love remind me of us ♪ ♪ and keep me thinking that we almost had it all ♪ ♪ scars of your love ♪ ♪ can leave me breathless ♪ ♪ i can't help feeling we could have had it all ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ you had my heart and soul ♪ ♪ and you played it to the

beat ♪ ♪ could have had it all ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ you had my heart and soul ♪ ♪ but you played it ♪ with a beating every open door ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ count your blessings to find what you look for ♪ ♪ turn my sorrows into treasured gold ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ you'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown ♪ ♪ you're gonna wish ♪ ♪ you never had met me ♪ ♪ tears are gonna fall ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ we could have had it all ♪ ♪ you're gonna wish you ♪ ♪ never had met me ♪ ♪ tears are gonna fall ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ we could have had it all ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪

♪ you had my heart and soul and you played it to the beat ♪ ♪ could have had it all ♪ ♪ rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ you had my heart and soul ♪ ♪ but you played it ♪ ♪ but you played it ♪ ♪ you played it to the beat ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: thanks to owen wilson, thanks to kelly ripa and dean. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. you can join us on sunday with tom hanks and cee lo green after the academy awards. this is her album, it's called "21." playing us off the air with the song "someone like you," you can see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, adele. good night! ♪ ♪ i heard that you're settled down that you found a girl and you're married now ♪

♪ i heard that your dreams came true guess she gave you things i didn't give to you ♪ ♪ old friend why are you so shy it ain't like you to hold back ♪ ♪ or hide from the light ♪ ♪ i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but i couldn't stay away i couldn't fight it ♪ ♪ i hoped you'd see my face and be reminded for me it isn't over ♪ ♪ never mind i'll find someone like you ♪ ♪ i wish nothing but the best for you ♪

♪ don't go getting me i remember you said sometime ss it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead ♪ ♪ sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ you'd know how time flies only yesterday was a time of our lives ♪ ♪ we were born and raised in a summer haze bound by the surprise all of our fwlorry

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