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>> jimmy: we were off last week. i had a scary vacation. i was no bora bora halfway between here and new zealand when the earthquake hit japan and after the earthquake there was a tidal wave warning in bora bora where i was and i am not what you might call relaxed when it comes to disaster-type scenarios. i don't just crack under pressure, i disintegrate. i turn into that stuff that comes out of pixie sticks so i'm in the room at 4:30 in the morning they called. had to evacuate vac wait everybody by boat to another island that had higher ground and not only am i scared of tidal waves i'm scared of higher ground, scared of heights in general. it was -- i wrote a very detailed account of what happened for the huffington post website. you can read it there but it all turned out fine unless i'm dead right now and this is what hell is like. but or heaven, i don't know.

when i see guillermo i think maybe heaven probably. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, wait. we could also be in mexico, i don't know. but suffice it to say i will not be doing anything ever again. all future vacations will be taken in a military bunker 5,000 feet under the mountains of idaho. it's terrible what's going on in japan. text red cross to the number 90999 to make a $10 donation to the american red cross or you can go to their website to donate more, but, of course, the really important thing is the "the bachelor" finale tonight is what we should be focused on. i'll say with all that's going wrong in the world it's kind of reassuring to watch two people find true love under the gentle persuasion of a 90-person production crew pointing cameras at their home. two-time bachelor brad chose who he wants to spend the next four to six months with and guess

what, it's a woman. it's a woman. i had a feeling it would be. the final decision came down to emily or chantal and this time was nothing like the last time brad was on the show. >> you look amazing. >> you look beautiful. >> thank you. > from the first moment i saw you, i was absolutely taken back. >> the very first time i laid eyes on you, i felt a connection. >> the very first time night i saw you i told someone i was done. >> whenever i introduced you to my family they saw everything -- >> i met your wonderful family and got along so well with them. >> you're strong. >> you're so self-assured. >> you're so wonderful. >> you're independent. >> you're someone that i really have looked for for a long, long -- >> long, long time. >> i've never encountered anyone like you at all. >> i've never met anybody like you in my entire life. >> and here's where it gets tough. >> i hate to say this.

>> i have to tell you good-bye. >> here i am telling you good-bye. ♪ bye. >> bye. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that last part was different. brad proposed to single mom named emily while he was having sex with chantal. it was very strange. how does it work? does he get to have a bachelor party. i know i spent the last several months having sex with multiple women you lived with but the guys want one last weekend to kind of cut loose. things got shaky during -- after the final rose show. did it after "the bachelor"

where they interview them. apparently the sailing hasn't been smooth for brad and emily. they broke up and got back together. they were even supposed to get married today but called it off. who gets married on a monday, by the way? it sounded like -- it really sounded like she got mad at him from watching him make out with all the other women on the show. should that be a surprise? you were with other women while we were together? uh, yeah, didn't you see them on -- i personally can't wait for next year when brad is the bachelor again. they say the third time is the charm but it is very sad when these relationships don't work out and they never work out h this one goes like i think it will the "the bachelor" will be 1 for 15 which the clippers laugh at that record and tonight it seems fitting we take time to look back and say good-bye to the love that wasn't. ♪

[ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know that about them. i guess they fell in love. so there you go. we have a great show for you. tonight we'll introduce the new bachelorette and her name rhymes with snooki -- no, her name is snooki. did i ruin it? and then if that does well we'll announce a new bachelorette every monday night on the show. speaking of things that didn't work out spider-man the musical has been delayed again, the

sixth time the show has rescheduled. its official opening after a series of brutal reviews looking to address the main problem they made a musical about spider-man. and bono wrote the music for the show and producers are asking him to work on it some more. at this point i think the only way to make money is bring in the rest of u2 and make it a u2 concert and fire the rest of the cast. people like that. [ cheers and applause ] so last week, they fired the director. they hired a new creative team. they revamped the show completely, scaled it down. took out many of the stunts, changed the script drastically and if the commercial is any indication it looks like they might have been able to breathe some life that this thing. >> the marvel entertainment group presents a fresh retelling of an american drama. >> face it pop, i'm a dime a dozen and so are you. >> i'm not a dime a dozen. i'm really spider-man.

>> good-bye, pop. >> ah. aaaghh! >> heartbreak. >> don't go. >> no. i said good-bye. >> ah! >> betrayal. >> say, pop, i heard you were in boston so i thought i would -- dad, what's going on here? >> it's not what you think. >> and brutal honesty. >> because i lost my job three months ago. >> what? then what have you been carrying around in your briefcase? aaaghh! >> death of a spider-man at the foxwoods theater. call ticket charge at 1-800-720-0622. >> my senses are singling. >> jimmy: spider-man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: another exciting piece of theater news after being fired from "two and a half men," charlie sheen announced he will

do a pair of live stage shows in detroit and chicago. the show is called "my violent torpedo of truth/defeat is not an option." rolls off the tongue and it sold out in 18 minutes. $1 for every ticket sold will go to the red cross to help earthquake victims in japan and every other dollar will go to hookers. now that charlie's done interviews with every media outlet on the planet shows are reaching out to other eccentric celebrities to comment on him. "access hollywood" had mike tyson on the show. here's iron mike's thoughts. >> the drug test says he's clean, he's clean. maybe he got some emotional issues but he's not a drug addict. maybe some emotional issues. let's get him checked on that. how did that come out. he may be clean on that and charlie is just charlie and we all need to get that new drug

charlie sheen is on. >> oh, my god. all right. >> jimmy: really the number one rule of interviewing never stop laughing before mike tyson does. it's 12% real laughter and 88% fear. and then they asked mike what he thought of charlie's internet talk show. >> charlie -- you can't imagine charlie -- this is amazing. i want to be on the show that flunked. remember the show he had with a little radio, talk show host. >> charlie's corner. >> i would love to be a participant on that show. god, charlie, this is cool. >> jimmy: run, run!

i think mike's wearing his comedy hat there. things did get serious during the topic changed from charlie sheen and they got to talking about mike tyson's very difficult childhood. >> i'm interested in the fact that you were bullied as a kid so you were an overweight kid with glasses and kids kicked your butt every time you went to school. >> absolutely. that's just how i started out. >> jimmy: okay, now it's getting inappropriate. one more thing, you know, two weeks ago on our annual special after the academy awards i changed the world of physical fitness forever with a new workout with hot di body hump-a-lahtis and millions have done with it me and fat is becoming where it's not at which is my goal but my work isn't done. two components to weight loss. exercise is important but diet too and with that said here's part two of my revolutionary fitness regime, america's

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[ cheers and applause ] what's going on. how are you? >> i am so glad we didn't lose you. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. you were nice enough to send me an e-mail. >> aren't you glad jimmy is alive. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just want to point out for the record there are some people that aren't clapping. >> all i can think of that would be a lot of "nightline." >> jimmy: yeah, maybe i'd get on "nightline." give me my shot at 11:30. >> i was following your tweets and one of my favorite tweets that you retweeted was the guy who asked you whether it was really scary or rich people scare a. >> jimmy: that was a great question. >> because you know rich people scary could be like i tore my cashmere sweater. >> jimmy: moths are eating everything. >> i thought your response was great. >> jimmy: i said it started as really scary and ended as rich

people -- not even rich people scary but embarrassing kind of, disaster to buffet within a period of like three hours. >> oh, well, you're lucky. >> jimmy: i'm glad to be back and glad to be on lapd. i love cement and parking lots. >> i bet. i bet you do. >> jimmy: i laid in the parking lot for an hour this morning. it was great. have you been following "the bachelor"? are you upset about the events of the "the bachelor"? do you care -- >> i have very little feelings about the bachelor. hour friend howard stern loves to talk about it. he plays clips that are really funny but -- >> jimmy: that's your only connection. >> that's it. my only connection. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now. >> 11 and 7. >> jimmy: too young to be the bachelor then. >> i hope they will be forever too young to be the bachelor. but who knows. >> jimmy: are they still in school at this age or have they graduated? >> no, yeah, they're still in school, yeah. you know, this time of year

which any parent can relate to it's like they are walking petri dishes. my son, yeah, my son was home today sick from school with a fever. but beyond all of that he's had the roughest year physically at school. >> jimmy: why. >> listen to this, so -- okay, so we're two-thirds of the way through the school year he's had a fractured leg, fractured arm, separated shoulder and most recently and currently which i brought a photograph of, a busted lip. this is -- >> jimmy: ah, what happened? by the way -- >> it's basically the fattest lip ever. >> jimmy: angelina jolie style. actually looks good. might be a hollywood craze. >> you know, he has these accidents and apparently the way he tells it, it's never his fault. like it always happens to him somehow and -- >> jimmy: well, accidents wouldn't be his fault. they're accident, right?

>> his mother and i are starting to get slightly suspicious that, you know, maybe there's some bully or -- >> jimmy: oh, really. at school? >> i hope not but i mean it just seems like how is it constantly happening to him? like -- >> jimmy: that could be. there might be a bully. i have a son. he's 17, he's about 6'5". i'll send him over to the school to take care of some things. [ cheers and applause ] >> how is -- how is he 6'5'point. >> >> jimmy: my brother is 6'4". my ex-father-in-law is like 6'4", well, i'm not exactly a midget. >> no, i didn't say you were. i didn't say -- but so he's been on this, you know, malady after malady and he's been kind of down and so this weekend spontaneously we adopted a dog. we went to a rescue downtown l.a. and here's him looking happier. >> jimmy: oh, look at that that's a nice thing to do then

the dog will attack the other children at school that are bothering him? >> hopefully, hopefully. yeah. >> jimmy: your daughter -- i read something that said your daughter announced to you that she did not like justin bieber. >> she doesn't. >> jimmy: that's a funny thing to announce. [ cheers and applause ] >> she's -- she's a bit of an iconoclast. she kind of wants to go against the grain. i think maybe the fact that all the girls in her class are in love -- she kind of like -- also as a father, one of my great responsibilities is educating them musically and she prefers the beatles and al green. >> jimmy: al green, really. >> yeah, she's into that, yeah. i don't think so and also gets a heavy dose of her father's hip-hop influence too. >> jimmy: you play -- do you play with the profanity in it. >> no, i don't play with -- first of all, i always buy the clean version. you know what i really wish, i wish ipod apple if you're listening would come out with a

filter so when you had your ipod on shuffle it would automatically skip the explicit content songs. doesn't that seem so simple. >> jimmy: a check and you play certain. >> it would save me a ton of embarrassment and explanation, yeah, i'd really love that, in fact, my friend who is here with me tonight is a music manager, has this artist, wax. >> jimmy: i heard this guy. he is a rapper. >> his mix tape comes out tomorrow. download it on wax.com. spelled waxed.com. the kid is like across between eminem, sublime, he's incredible. the kids have met him and the unfortunate thing is they like waxed but they can't listen to any of wax's songs. >> jimmy: can't he do a little waktsing of his lyrics. >> he is signed to def jam and

after they'll offer the clean version. >> jimmy: it would be funny whenever he says the "f" word he makes a duck noise and it rhymes and would be fine with the children. >> i think i've done that in the car. >> jimmy: you made a movie with 50 cent. >> i did. >> jimmy: do the kids listen to his music? >> if there's a clean version then, yeah. >> jimmy: they will, okay. do they like it? did you know him beforehand. >> i didn't know him before. you hear about the guy has been shot nine times which is a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more than most. >> and you expect him -- you expect this just gangster like tough, you know and he is. he's a thick dude, way into working out but doesn't party, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. all that and there was a day where i was on set working and he had a day off and the day after that we were both on set together and i'm like, hey, curtis because i'm allowed to call him curtis, i said, hey, curtis, what did you do with your day off and i was shocked

at his response. which was, i went to see that harry potter [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: really? [ applause ] >> and then he let me know how beautiful the cinematography was. >> jimmy: really he's read all the books, why not. curiosity gets -- >> so, you know, 50 is more than meets the eye. >> jimmy: he is. i noticed that myself. in fact, i was with -- our second show he was on the show and one of our producers was there and as we're talking he picked a string out of his hair. he's like, you got something in your hair and picked it out and i'm like, oh, my god. >> what a sweetheart. just sweet. >> jimmy: and then he shot me, though, so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: so this -- i saw your movie today. >> you did? >> jimmy: "the lincoln lawyer." i liked it. it's a thriller is a fair way to describe it, right? >> absolutely, absolutely. >> jimmy: matthew mcconaughey is in it, has his shirt on the whole movie.

which is -- which i didn't care for to be honest with you. >> i think he gives the best performance of his career and the cast is phenomenal. it's marisa tomei, brian cran ton from "breaking bad" john leguizamo. michael pena. >> jimmy: he plays your defense attorney. your character -- >> he does but it's an interesting construct because he's my attorney. i'm his client but we hate each other, we're manipulating each other and it becomes this cat and mouse game within our court case. >> jimmy: goes even beyond hating each other. i'd say. i don't want to give too much away. well, we have a clip here. you can set this up for us without me ruining it. >> no, no, which i imagine you would. >> jimmy: yeah. i have a tendency to give the ending away before -- >> this clip is where matthew, the lincoln lawyer mick holler is coming home to his house and finds an unexpected guest his client who is there to tease him a bit. >> jimmy: and here we go.

it's called "the lincoln lawyer." it opens friday. >> if you're wondering how i got in, i'm in real estate, if i want to get into a friend's house. >> no, we're not friends. you're my client. i'm your lawyer. >> my lawyer. see, that's exactly what i wanted to remind you of. i'm about to go on trial and yet i couldn't reach you. >> it's time for you to go, louis. >> all right. that's a cute picture of your daughter haley. she's very pretty. >> jimmy: there you g it's "the lincoln lawyer." it opens friday. ryan phillippe, everybody. thank you, ryan. we'll be right back with the bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from ron sexsmith, sadly another season of "the bachelor" has come and gone but with the end of one comes the birth of another. tonight i have the privilege of introducing our new bachelorette. a 26-year-old dentist, batchette

ashley aber. hello there, how are you? anything new with you. >> nothing at all. >> jimmy: you colored your hair. >> i colored my hair. this is actually my natural. >> jimmy: that's your natural. so you uncolored your hair. >> i uncolored my hair. >> jimmy: you washed your hair. >> first time in a long time. >> jimmy: how long did you know you would be the bachelorette. >> i was approached a little while back. i found out for certain very recently -- >> jimmy: from strangers in an alley or executives of some kind. >> executives of some kind. >> jimmy: were you glad that brad didn't pick you? >> yeah, i mean i think it all turned out for the best. i think he's very happy and i think i'm going to be very happy, as well. >> jimmy: do you really think he's very happy. >> i hope so. >> jimmy: it seems like something bad has gone on there.

>> no, when i saw him i could see in his eyes he was really happy. >> jimmy: you could. >> yeah, so that gave me the closure that i needed to move forward with my life. >> jimmy: with yourself, okay. >> myself. >> jimmy: that's a positive way of looking at it. you're a dentist yet or dental school. >> i'm in dental school. i'll be graduating in a couple months. >> jimmy: so teeth will be very important in your evaluation, will it not? >> they will be. you have good teeth. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i've had for years. i floss like three or four times a day because i'm a nervous maniac. >> i'm really nervous too. i don't know if you can tell. >> jimmy: you seem very relaxed. you've been in the hot tub. you've been making out. it's -- >> i've been all over the place. >> jimmy: a little different in front of a live audience. >> i like it better. i feel more connected to you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how does it work? do you tell -- like have they picked -- have they picked the guys yet. >> the guys have been selected.

yeah. >> jimmy: you don't get any real input into the selection process, then? >> you know, i don't know if i really want to. i think i come into it -- i'm very open minded so i don't want to say i want this, this and this. >> jimmy: what if they brought in 25 guys and they were all very fat. >> then i would work out with them. >> jimmy: you'd work out with them. >> that's a good bailing out. your family is excited about this. >> my family is so excited. >> yeah, they really are. so supportive. everyone in my life has been really great throughout the process. >> jimmy: ex-boyfriends think it's weird. >> i don't really know how they feel bit. i've been sing the for almost four years. >> jimmy: you have. >> yeah, so, you know, i'm disconnected -- >> jimmy: how many dates have you gone on in those four dates. >> real dates? real dates? not many. i don't know. five. >> jimmy: you're going to more than make up for that. >> i know. i'm excited. i'm making up for lost time. i really am. >> jimmy: five.

that's not too many in four years. i would think -- you must be very picky. you're going to get to select. it's going to be a horrible process but you have to tell -- i mean if you like have any kind of like compassion, you have to kick a guy out every week. >> i know, i know. it's not going to be easy but i think that, you know, if i don't want to keep somebody around it's the best thing for them and it's the best thing for me. >> jimmy: that's true. did you feel that way when it happened to you. >> i did. actually believe it or not despite what you saw, you know, i just wanted brad to be happy. >> jimmy: i heard you tried to kill yourself. i just made that up. >> no chance. no chance. i have a beautiful future ahead of me so there's no way. >> jimmy: are you going to continue to go to school while doing this. >> absolutely. there's no way i would ever drop out of school. it really is my number one priority. believe it or not. >> jimmy: i believe it. >> taking a little time off. >> jimmy: you've taken a long time to go through the school but you're able to just jump out of that and go do this. >> luckily i've been supported

by my school in such a great way so i'm able to do it. >> jimmy: were you told that you were officially the bachelorette because you know you aren't yet. >> what? >> jimmy: you have to be sworn on a pima county magazine. go ahead. this is your official swearing in. do you promise on national television to date 25 men simultaneously without complaining. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: so help you god. do you promise to use the word amazing between 8 and 40 times per show? >> i do. >> jimmy: do you promise to make sure the hot tubs are clean and have enough chlorine and bacteria levels are low. >> i'll do my best with that. >> jimmy: do you promise not to fall in love with a man who wears a speedo. >> i do. >> jimmy: do you promise not to fall in love with a man who cries on a date unless he's stung by bees.

>> i do. >> jimmy: by the power vested in me by network television and the disney corporation i now pronounce you ashley, the bachelorette. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where's our -- come on in. we're going to need these. >> thank you. >> jimmy: ashley, the bachelorette, premieres may 23rd. right back with ron sexsmith.

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>> jimmy: this is his new album called "long player late bloomer. here with the song "believe it when i see it," ron sexsmith. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whistling over trestles and past the graveyard sign we cast our wayward line inside a wishing well ♪ ♪ we've just a wish and an empty vessel a hole to fill with days on a road where children stray ♪

♪ then pray there is no hell and as for heaven, well ♪ ♪ if seeing if seeing is believing i'll believe it believe it when i see it ♪ ♪ i'll believe it when i see it with my own two eyes ♪ ♪ this ain't no random shuffle there's reason ♪ if seeing if seeing is believing i'll believe it believe it when i see it ♪ ♪ i'll believe it when i see it with my own two eyes ♪ ♪ well this ain't no random shuffle there's reason in these rhymes ♪ ♪ a season and a time in a climate of fear and blood ♪

♪ in the tavern two men did scuffle their drunken battle moaned ♪ ♪ they groaned like cattle groan no diamonds here in the rough and as for peace and love ♪ ♪ if seeing if seeing is believing i'll believe it believe it when i see it ♪ ♪ i'll believe it when i see it with my own two eyes ♪ ♪ whoa and when faced with a difficult decision would you listen to your heart or mind ♪ ♪ we're bound to waste our free will and ambition ♪ ♪ if we got no vision and we got no spine

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