abcnews.com, as well. until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe. >> aren't you guys glad jimmy's alive? >> jimmy: two-time bachelor brad has chosen whom he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> dicky: we announce the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> dicky: and musich@h@h@h@h@h@ñ

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ryan phillippe. the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. and music from ron sexsmith. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i appreciate that. especially during this difficult daylight saving time which i hate springing forward. i really -- i hate springing forward a lot more than i like falling back, which is really the story of my entire life. [ laughter ] we were off last week. i had a scary vacation. i was in bora bora which is in the middle of the pacific ocean, halfway between here and new zealand. when the earthquake hit japan and after the earthquake there was a tidal wave warning in bora bora where i was and i am not what you might call relaxed when it comes to disaster-type scenarios. i don't just crack under pressure, i disintegrate. i turn into that stuff that comes out of pixie sticks. so, i'm in the room at 4:30 in the morning.

they called, had to evacuate everybody by boat to another island that had higher ground. and not only am i scared of tidal waves i'm scared of higher ground, scared of heights in general. it was -- i wrote a very detailed account of what happened for "the huffington post" website. you can read it there but it all turned out fine. i think. unless i'm dead right now and this is what hell is like. [ laughter ] or hech,aven, i don't know. when i see guillermo i think maybe heaven probably. [ cheers and applause ] well wait. we could also be in mexico. i don't know. but suffice it to say i will not be doing anything ever again. all future vacations will be taken in a military bunker 5,000 feet under the mountains of idaho. it's terrible what's going on in japan. if you want to help, you can text red cross to the number 90999 to make a $10 donation to the american red cross or you can go to their website to donate more, but, of course, the

really important thing is the "the bachelor" finale that was tonight. and what we should be focused on. i'll say with all that's going wrong in the world, it's kind of reassuring to watch two people find true love under the gentle persuasion of a 90-person production crew pointing cameras at their heads. two-time bachelor brad has chosen who he wants to spend the next four to six months with, and guess what? it's a woman. it's a woman. i had a feeling it would be. the final decision came down to emily or chantal and this time was nothing like the last time brad was on the show. >> you look amazing. >> you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> from the first moment i saw you, i was absolutely taken back. >> the very first time i laid eyes on you, i felt a connection. the very first night i saw you, i told someone i was done. when i introduced you to my

family, they saw everything -- i met your wonderful family and got along so well with them. you're strong. you're so shefl assured. you are so wonderful. you're independent. you're someone that i really have looked for. for a long, long time. long, long time. i never encountered anyone like you at all. i have never met anyone like you in my entire life. and here's where it gets tough. i hate to say this. i have to tell you good-bye. here i am telling you good-bye. >> bye. >> bye. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that last part was different.

brad proposed to single mom named emily while he was having sex with chantal. it was very strange. how does it work? does he get to have a bachelor party now? honey, i know i spent the last several months having sex with multiple women you lived with, but the guys want one last weekend to kind of cut loose. things got shaky during -- after the final rose show. did it after "the bachelor" where they interview them. apparently the sailing hasn't been smooth for brad and emily. they broke up and got back together. they were even supposed to get married today but called it off. who gets married on a monday, by the way? it sounded like -- it really sounded like she got mad at him from watching him make out with all the other women on the show. which -- should that be a surprise? you were with other women while we were together? uh, yeah, didn't you see them on -- i personally can't wait for next year when brad is the bachelor again. they say the third time is the charm.

[ laughter ] but it is very sad when these relationships don't work out and they never work out. when this one goes, like i think it will, "the bachelor" will be 1 for 15, which is -- the clippers laugh at that record. and tonight, it seems fitting that we take time to look back and say good-bye to the love that wasn't. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i didn't know that about them. i guess they fell in love.

so there you go. we have a great show for you. tonight we'll introduce the new bachelorette and her name rhymes with snooki -- no, her name is snooki. so -- did i ruin it? oh. and then if that does well we'll announce a new bachelorette every monday night on the show. speaking of things that didn't work out "spider-man: the musical" has been delayed again, the sixth time the show has rescheduled. its 0 official opening. after a series of brutal reviews looking to address the main problem which is -- they made a musical about spider-man. and bono wrote the music for the show and producers are asking mihm to come back in and work on it some more. at this point i think the only way to make money is bring in the rest of u2 and make it a u2 concert and fire the rest of the cast. right? people like that. [ cheers and applause ] so last week, they fired the director. they hired a new creative team. they revamped the show completely, scaled it down.

took out many of the stunts, changed the script drastically and if the commercial is any indication, it looks like they might have been able to breathe some life that this thing. >> the marvel entertainment group presents a fresh retelling of a classic american drama, full of emotion. >> face it pop, i'm a dime a dozen and so are you. >> i'm not a dime a dozen. i'm really spider-man. and the best spider-man. >> good-bye, pop. >> ah. aaaghh! >> heartbreak. >> don't go. >> no. i said good-bye. >> oh! >> betrayal. >> say, pop, i heard you were in boston so i thought i would -- dad, what's going on here? >> it's not what you think. >> and brutal honesty. >> because i lost my job three months ago. >> what? then what have you been carrying around in your briefcase? aaaghh! >> "death of spider-man" at the

foxwoods theater. call ticket charge at 1-800-720-0622. >> my salesman senses are tingling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: spider-man. in other exciting theater news, after officially being fired from "two and a half men" last week, charlie sheen has announced he's going to do a pair of live stage shows in detroit and chicago. the show is called "my violent torpedo of truth/defeat is not an option." rolls right off the tongue. the show sold out in 18 minutes and charlie is hoping to do more. $1 for every ticket sold will go to the red cross to help earthquake victims in japan and every other dollar will go to hookers in nurse outfits. now that charlie's done interviews with every media outlet on the planet, shows are now reaching out to other celebrities to comment on him.

"access hollywood" had mike tyson on the show. here's iron mike's thoughts. >> the drug test says he's clean, he's clean. maybe he got some emotional issues. but he's not a drug addict. maybe some emotional issues. let's get him checked on that. how did that come out. he may be clean on that and charlie is just charlie and we all need to get that new drug charlie sheen is on. >> look at iron mike! [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really the number one rule of interviewing, never stop laughing before mike tyson does. it's 12% real laughter and 88% fear. and then they asked mike what he thought of charlie's internet

talk show. >> charlie -- you can't imagine charlie -- this is amazing. i want to be on the show that flunked. remember the show he had with a little radio, talk show host. >> yes, charlie's corner. >> i would love to be a participant on that show. god, charlie, this is cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: run, run! i think mike's wearing his comedy hat there. things did get serious during the topic changed from charlie sheen and they got to talking about mike tyson's very difficult childhood. >> i'm interested in the fact that you were bullied as a kid so you were an overweight kid with glasses and kids kicked your butt every time you went to school. >> absolutely. that's just how i started out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, now it's getting inappropriate. one more thing, you know, two weeks ago on our annual special after the academy awards i changed the world of physical fitness forever with a new

workout called hottie body humpilates and millions have humped with me on the internet. and fat is becoming where it's not at, which is my goal. but my work isn't done. two components to weight loss. exercise is important but diet too. and with that said, here's part two of my revolutionary fitness regime, america's obesity epidemic ends now. >> this hottie body humpilates workout revolutionized the world of fitness. now, celebrity trainer jimmy k reveals his thin-credible diet plan. now here why these ladies are saying -- >> it's a jim-miracle. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. creator of the miraculous jimmy k. diet, the miracle diet breakthrough that lets you cut

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another failed reality show relationship. and then with music from this, it's called "long player late bloomer," ron sexsmith from the bud light stage. and ron has a dvd, a documentary about him, it's called "love shines." so, there are two items from ron. tomorrow night, we'll be visited by jane lynch, david boreanaz and music from avril lavigne. next week, kristen wiig, matthew mcconaughey and music from the wombats and young dubliners here for st. patrick's day so join us for that. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally talented and well-groomed man starring alongside matthew mcconaughey in the new thriller called "the lincoln lawyer." please welcome ryan phillippe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's going on? how are you?

>> i am so glad we didn't lose you. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. you were nice enough to send me an e-mail. >> aren't you glad jimmy is alove alive? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just want to point out for the record that there are some people that aren't clapping. >> all i can think of that would be a lot of "nightline." >> jimmy: yeah, maybe i'd get on "nightline." who knows. give me my shot at 11:30. >> i was following your tweets and one of my favorite tweets that you retweeted was the guy who asked you whether it was really scary or rich people scary. >> jimmy: that was a great question. >> because you know rich people scary could be like i tore my cashmere sweater. >> jimmy: yeah, right. moths are eefting everything. >> i thought your response was great. >> jimmy: well, i said it started as really scary and ended as rich people -- not even rich people scary but just embarrassing, kind of, really. it went from disaster to buffet within a period of, like, three hours. >> oh, well, you're lucky. >> jimmy: i'm glad to be back

and glad to be on land. i love cement and parking lots. >> i bet. i bet you do. >> jimmy: i laid in the parking lot for an hour this morning. it was great. have you been following "the bachelor"? are you upset about the events of the "the bachelor"? do you care about this stuff? >> i have very little feelings about the bachelor. >> jimmy: you do? >> our friend howard stern loves to talk about that. >> jimmy: he loves it. >> he plays clips that are really funny, but beyond that -- >> jimmy: that's your only connection. >> that's it. my only connection. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? >> 11 and 7. >> jimmy: too young to be the bachelor then. >> i hope they will be forever too young to be the bachelor. but who knows. >> jimmy: are they still in school at this age or have they graduated? >> actually they are. yeah, they're still in school, yeah. you know, this time of year which any parent can relate to it's like they are walking petri dishes. my son, yeah, my son was home today sick from school with a fever. but beyond all of that he's had

the roughest year physically at school. >> jimmy: why? >> listen to this. so, with -- so we're two-thirds of the way through the school year. he's had a fractured leg, fractured arm, separated shoulder and most recently and currently which i brought a photograph of, a busted lip. this is -- >> jimmy: ah, what happened? by the way -- >> it's basically the fattest lip ever. >> jimmy: angelina jolie style. actually looks good. might be a hollywood craze. >> you know, he has these accidents and apparently the way he tells it, it's never his fault. like it always happens to him somehow and -- >> jimmy: well, accidents wouldn't be his fault. they're accidents, right? >> his mother and i are starting to get slightly suspicious that, you know, maybe there's some bully or -- >> jimmy: oh, really. at school? >> i hope not. but i mean, it just seems like, how is it constantly happening to him?

>> jimmy: that could be. there might be a bully. i have a son. he's 17, he's about 6'5." i'll send him over to the school to take care of some things. [ cheers and applause ] >> how is -- how is he 6'5"? >> jimmy: well, my brother is 6'4", my ex-father-in-law is like 6'4". well, i'm not exactly a midget. >> no, i didn't say you were. so, he's been on this, you know, malady after malady and he's been kind of down and so this weekend spontaneously we adopted a dog. we went to a rescue downtown l.a. and here's him looking happier. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's a nice thing to do. then, the dog will attack the other children at school who are bothering him? >> hopefully, hopefully. yeah. >> jimmy: your daughter -- i read something that said your daughter announced to you that she did not like justin bieber. >> she doesn't. >> jimmy: that's a funny thing

to announce. [ cheers and applause ] >> she's -- she's a bit of an iconoclast. you know. she kind of wants to go against the grain. and i think that maybe the fact that all the girls in her class are in love. and also, as a father, one of my great responsibilities is educating them musically and she prefers the beatles and al green and -- >> jimmy: really? al green, really? >> yeah, she's into that, yeah. >> jimmy: is she on twitter? >> i don't think so. and she gets a heavy dose of her father's hip hop influence, too. >> jimmy: you do? do you play with the profanity in it? >> no, i don't play with -- first of all, i always buy the clean version. you know what i really wish, i wish ipod, apple, if you're listening, would come out with a filter, so when you had your ipod on shuffle, it would automatically skip the explicit content songs. doesn't that seem so simple. >> jimmy: a check and you play certain. >> it would save me a ton of embarrassment and explanation,

yeah, i'd really love that, in fact, my friend who is here with me tonight is a music manager, has this artist, wax. >> jimmy: i heard this guy. he is a rapper. >> he's incredible. his mix tame comes out tomorrow. you can download it. the kid is like across between eminem, sublime, he's incredible. so the kids have met him and the unfortunate thing is, they really love wax but they can't listen to any of wax's songs. >> jimmy: why can't he do a little waxing of his lyrics for them? >> he is signed to def jam and after they have the major label release they'll offer the clean version. >> jimmy: it would be funny whenever he says the "f" word he makes a duck noise and it rhymes and would be fine with the children. >> i think i've done that in the car on the way to school once or twice. >> jimmy: you made a movie with 50 cent.

you just made a movie with 50 cent. >> i did. >> jimmy: do the kids listen to his music? >> if there's a clean version then, yeah. >> jimmy: they will, okay. do they like it? did you know him beforehand? >> i didn't know him before. you hear about the guy has been shot nine time us, which is a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more than most. >> and you expect him -- you expect this just gangster like tough, you know and he is. he's a thick dude, way into working out but doesn't party, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. all that. and there was a day where i was on set working and he had a day off. and the day after that we were both on set together and i'm like, hey, you know, curtis, because i'm allowed to call him curtis, i said, hey, curtis, what did you do with your day off and i was shocked at his response. which was, i went to see that harry potter [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: really? [ applause ]

>> and then he let me know how beautiful the cinematography was. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: he's read all the books. why not? curiosity gets -- >> so, you know, 50 is more than meets the eye. >> jimmy: he is. i noticed that myself. in fact, i was with -- our second show he was on the show and one of our producers was there and as we're talking he picked a string out of his hair. he's like, you got something in your hair and picked it out and i'm like, oh, my god. >> what a sweetheart. just sweet. >> jimmy: and then he shot me, though, so -- [ applause ] so this -- i saw your movie today. >> you did? >> jimmy: "the lincoln lawyer." i liked it. >> solid, huh? >> jimmy: a thriller is a fair way to describe it, right? >> absolutely, absolutely. >> jimmy: matthew mcconaughey is in it, has his shirt on the whole movie. which is -- which i didn't care for to be honest with you. >> i think he gives the best performance of his career and the cast is phenomenal. it's marisa tomei, brian cranston from "breaking bad," john leguizamo, michael pena.

just an incredible group of actors. >> jimmy: he plays your defense attorney. your character -- >> he does but it's an interesting construct because he's my attorney. i'm his client but we hate each other, we're manipulating each other and it becomes this cat and mouse game within our court case. >> jimmy: goes even beyond hating each other. i'd say. i don't want to give too much away. well, we have a clip here. you can set this up for us without me ruining it. >> yeah, no, no, which i imagine you would. >> jimmy: yes, i would. >> this -- >> jimmy: i have a tendency to give the ending away before. >> this clip is where matthew, the lincoln lawyer mick holler is coming home to his house and he finds an unexpected guest, his client, who is there to tease him a bit. >> jimmy: and here we go. it's called "the lincoln lawyer." it opens friday. >> if you're wondering how i got in, i'm in real estate, if i want to get into a friend's house -- >> no, we're not friends. you're my client. i'm your lawyer. >> my lawyer.

see, that's exactly what i wanted to remind you of. i'm about to go on trial and yet i couldn't reach you. >> it's time for you to go, louis. >> all right. that's a cute picture of your daughter, haley. she's very pretty. >> jimmy: there you go. it's "the lincoln lawyer." it opens friday. ryan phillippe, everybody. thank you for being here, ryan. we'll be right back with the bachelorette.

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from ron sexsmith. sadly, another season of "the

bachelor" has come and gone. but with the end of one dating show on abc comes the birth of another. tonight i have the privilege of introducing our new bachelorette. please give your rosiest welcome ever to a 26-year-old dentist from maine. ba bachelorette ashley hebert. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. how are you? anything new with you? >> nothing at all. >> jimmy: you colored your hair. >> i colored my hair. this is actually my natural. >> jimmy: that's your natural. so you uncolored your hair. >> i uncolored my hair. >> jimmy: you washed your hair. >> first time in a long time. >> jimmy: so this is a big deal. how long have you known you were going to be the bachelorette? >> i was approached a little while back. i found out for certain very recently. >> jimmy: i see. from strangers in an alley or were you approached by executives of some kind?

>> executives of some kind. >> jimmy: were you then glad that brad didn't pick you? >> yeah, i mean i think it all turned out for the best. i think he's very happy and i think i'm going to be very happy, as well. >> jimmy: do you really think he's very happy? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: it seems like something bad has gone on there. >> no, when i saw him i could see in his eyes he was really happy. >> jimmy: you could. >> yeah, so that gave me the closure that i needed to move forward with my life. >> jimmy: with yourself, okay. >> myself. >> jimmy: that's a positive way of looking at it. you're a dentist yet or dental school. >> i'm in dental school. i'll be graduating in a couple months. >> jimmy: so teeth will be very important in your evaluation, will it not? >> they will be. you have good teeth. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i've had for years. i floss like three or four times a day because i'm a nervous maniac. >> really? i'm really nervous right now, too. i don't know if you can tell. >> jimmy: you seem very relaxed. you've been in the hot tub. you've been making out. it's -- >> i've been all over the place. >> jimmy: a little different in front of a live audience. >> i like it better.

i feel more connected to you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does it work? do you tell -- like have they picked -- have they picked the fies guys yet? >> the guys have been selected. yeah. >> jimmy: you don't get any real input into the selection process, then? >> you know, i don't know if i really want to. i think i come into it -- i'm very open minded so i don't want to say i want this, this and this. i just want to see what happens. >> jimmy: what if they brought in 25 guys and they were all very fat. >> then i would work out with them. >> jimmy: you'd work out with them. okay, well, that's a good way of looking at it. and your family is excited about this? >> my family is so excited. >> jimmy: they are? >> yeah, they really are. so supportive. everyone in my life has been really great throughout the process. >> jimmy: ex-boyfriends think it's weird? >> i don't really know how they feel bit. i haven't spoken to them. i've been single for almost four years. >> jimmy: you have. >> yeah, so, you know, i'm disconnected -- >> jimmy: how many dates have you gone on in those four years?

>> real dates? real dates? not many. i don't know. five. >> jimmy: okay 0, well you're going to more than make up for that then. >> i know. i'm excited. i'm making up for lost time. i really am. >> jimmy: five. that's not too many in four years. >> that's not many, i know. >> jimmy: i would think -- you must be very picky. you're going to get to select. it's going to be a horrible process. there's no question about it. there will be fun things. but you have to tell -- i mean, if you have any kind of like compassion, you have to kick a guy out every week. >> i know, i know. it's not going to be easy but i think that, you know, if i don't want to keep somebody around it's the best thing for them and it's the best thing for me. >> jimmy: that's true. did you feel that way when it happened to you? >> i did. actually, believe it or not, despite what you saw, you know, i just wanted brad to be happy. >> jimmy: i heard you tried to kill yourself. i just made that up. >> no chance. no chance. i have a beautiful future ahead of me so there's no way. >> jimmy: are you going to continue to go to school while doing this? >> absolutely. there's no way i would ever drop out of school.

it really is my number one priority. >> jimmy: school is your number one priority? >> believe it or not. >> jimmy: i believe it. >> taking a little time off. >> jimmy: you've taken a long time to go through the school but you're able to just jump out of that and go do this. >> luckily i've been supported by my school in such a great way so i'm able to do it. >> jimmy: were you told that you were officially the bachelorette because you know you aren't yet. >> what? >> jimmy: you have to be sworn on a "people" magazine. okay? no go ahead. this is your official swearing in. >> is this the right hand? >> jimmy: right hand is fine. do you promise on national television to date 25 men simultaneously without complaining. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: so help you god. >> i do. >> jimmy: do you promise to use the amazing between 8 and 40 times per show? >> i do. >> jimmy: do you promise to make sure the hot tubs are clean and have enough chlorine and bacteria levels are low? >> i do. i'll do my best with that. >> jimmy: do you promise not to

fall in love with a man who wears a speedo? >> i do. >> jimmy: do you promise not to fall in love with a man who cries on a date unless he's being stung by bees? >> this is a tough bargain here. i do. >> jimmy: by the power vested in me by network television and the disney corporation, i now pronounce you ashley, the bachelorette. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where's our -- come on in. we're going to need these. >> thank you. >> jimmy: pass them out as you see fit. ashl ashley. "the bachelorette" premieres may 23rd. we'll be right back with ron sexsmith. [ woman ] welcome back, jogging stroller. you've been stuck in the garage, while my sneezing and my itchy eyes took refuge from the dust in here and the pollen outside.

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>> jimmy: i would like to thank ryan phillippe and ashley hebert. our new bachelorette. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "long player late bloomer" is out now.