america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: last night, charlie sheen showed up in the middle of an interview i was conducting and he kissed me on the mouth. and for the record, his lips taste like cinnamon and moon beams. >> dicky: rainn wilson. >> i taezed a dude. >> dicky: abbie cornish. and the gaslight anthem. >> jimmy: chris brown was on "good morn in

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- rainn wilson. from "sucker punch," abbie cornish. and music from the gaslight anthem. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, don't worry. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi there. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming out. i have -- hey, any -- any charlie sheen sightings yet? >> not yet. we're keeping our eye out. >> jimmy: he got in here unmolested last night. last night, charlie sheen showed up in the middle of an interview i was conducting with another guest and he kissed me on the mouth. if you missed it, here's how that went. >> how are we doing? how are we doing? how are we doing? [ bleep ] up! up! >> jimmy: hey, charlie. right square on the lips. you know what, he's bi-winning and bi-curious, it turns out.

it was a very strange moment because we've been talking about him and talking about him, talking about him and -- it was almost like snuff lup gus showed up in tern. and for the record, his lips taste like cinnamon and moon beams. those were his girlfriends' names, right? they say when you kiss someone, you kiss everyone they've ever kissed. luckily for me, most hookers don't kiss, so -- i got a lot of e-mails and tweets last night from friends and people who watched the show telling me to get abreva, to boil my lips in kerosene. it's not dangerous to kiss charlie. i found a video online last night that illustrates exactly what happens. >> a kiss from charlie sheen can have far-reaching effects on the human body. as saliva enters the host's mouth, adonis dna travels to the

heart, immediately raising the recipient's overall level of awesomene awesomeness. normal blood transforofs into tiger blood. which results in -- >> jimmy: winning, winning, winning. >> and possibly herpes. >> jimmy: so you can see, it all turned out perfectly fine. oh, wait a minute. that's -- that's just a -- i sometimes put my crunch berries in peanut butter and they get stuck to my fael. i hate to use the word surreal, but it felt like a very gay dream i was having. last night, i updated my facebook status from single to it's complicated. then, i woke up this morning and i went online and how this happened, i have no idea. >> little thing called plan

better. >> so, yesterday, i tripped over my dress and i fell up the stairs. >> plan better. >> and about a few months ago i woke up and i was blond. >> plan better. but i loved it, but okay. plan better. >> thank you. >> you're awesome. so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: plan better. i love it, gnarly, charlie, gnarly. yes. high five. >> wow. >> jimmy: the loneliest goddess of them all, it's very sad. [ applause ] no, i don't blame you. don't. in other wacky celebrity news, chris brown was on "good morning america" today. he was there to be interviewed and do a couple of songs. but he got mad during the interview and after the show he flipped out. robin roberts, one of the hosts of "good morning america," asked him about the fight he had with

rihanna. after which he went to his dressing room and reportedly smashed the window in with a chair. i guess he's not a morning person. broken glass fell down onto 43rd and broadway. fortunately, nobody was hurt except the chair, which -- is now being represented by gloria allred. what a great way to rehabilitate your image, huh? supposedly he was screaming so loud the hair and makeup people called security. he was on the show to promote his new single "breaking the window of your heart with my chair of love." and screaming at ya. and to end the tantrum, he tore off his shirt. have you ever seen anyone get so mad they tore their own clothes off? that doesn't happen to "good morning america." that happens at wrestle mania. that's -- there he is. another good way to repair your image, fyi, cover your body in

prison tattoos. nicely done. so, bobby must be so relieved not to be the craziest brown in music anymore. unfortunately, cameras were not rolling when chris brown lost his nut. so i thought it would be nice to illustrate it for you with another character who tears his shirt off when he gets mad. we took the audio from gm fwl this morning and combined it with video from the animated movie "ultimate avengers." and i think this gives us a good idea of what was going on, if not in reality, in chris brown's head. >> recently the restraining order against you that rihanna had issued has been relaxed. have you seen each other, been around each other? >> i mean not really. it's not really a big deal to me now. i think i'm past in in my life and today's the album day. that's what i'm focused on. >> it was very serious, what you went through and what happened. even the judge said that you had served your time as far as the community service.

how have you been able to -- >> i think this album is what, you know, i want people to hear and want people to really get into, so, definitely this album is what i want them to talk about. >> i understand that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: album. this album. if i had a body like that i'd run around new york shirtless, too. opening statements were made in the barry bonds perjury trial today. barry bonds is being charged with one count of obstruction of justice and four counts of lying to a grand jury after he claimed he did not knowingly use performance enhancing drugs while he played for the san francisco giants. i think if you could prove steroids cause amnesia, he's going to be okay. he claims, and this is for raem, he claims he thought he was taking flaxseed oil and arthritis cream.

the prosecutor says that's ridiculous. i feel bad for the courtroom sketch artist who has to draw that enormous head every day. could get carpal tunnel syndrome out of this. the prosecution is expected to call anyone who has ever watched a baseball game to testify against barry bonds. and it looks like it's going to be a tough trial for him. here he is arriving at the courthouse in san francisco this morning with his attorneys, of course. and, you know, i guess -- i guess barry has -- take him through a metal detector. i guess he's got allergies or something, because -- [ laughter ] there was an asourcemesortment things that i can't really identify. but this is what happens when we tell our athletes to give 110%. [ laughter ] as part of the case, the prosecution is going to try to show that bonds suffered from common side effects of steroid use, like back acne and shrunken

testicles. how do you prove that? who is the witness? do you serve the penis with subpoenas? i don't know. the testicles are only two pieces of evidence in this case. they are going to attempt to introduce into evidence this photograph of a tattoo allegedly located on bonds' rear end. it was a lot smaller when he first got it. meanwhile in real sports news, last night, the premiere of a new season of "dancing with the stars." going in, one of the favorite us was sugar ray leonard, the boxer. he didn't do so well. two minutes into the foxtrot, he was bleeding. he never went down. former "karate kid" ralph macchio was the top scorer of the night. and as a reward for scoring best, after the show, he got to choose one of bruno's vintage cars. isn't that nice? like the movie.

kirstie alley got the second-highest score. she got 23 points, which, you know, when she was on weight watchers, she only got 18 points, so, that's good. that's like another muffin. president obama is doing business in latin america this week. i guess regular america isn't good enough for him anymore. he was in chile meeting with their president. during a joint news conference -- this is serious. the president said the first lady of the united states is very good looking. and then said, obama said the same thing about his wife, the first lady of chile. i don't know if that's the kind of trade agreement obama is there to open up. this is good. this is from a canadian news broadcast. yesterday, a reporter became some what discome bob lated during the 6:00 news. >> now, defense minister mccloud

did confirm today that more than 54 18 fighter jets are spending about as much as 20 and ready to assist the 600 -- 100 deployed over the amount needed. it did depend that how the no land are while the university or the u.n. mission has whole received support from all batteries in the hues of the garbins of today. >> jimmy: he's reading from the melted tell prompted. similar to what happened here in l.a. with a local cbs news reporter, remember that woman last month. paramedics checked him out and he was fine. how, i don't know. most of that -- they weren't even close to being words. it sounded like he was talking in reverse. in fact, here he is talking backyardback

backwards. okay, now, here he is forwards. >> now, it did depend. >> jimmy: and forwards. >> how the no land. >> jimmy: okay. does anyone here speak canadian? because i can't tell which was which. this is why we need robots to do our news for us. and one more thing, something else we found online. one of the cutest animal videos i've ever seen. i've seen many a cute animal video. this involved a mystery surrounding an empty bag of cat treats and two suspects in the crime. watch the whole thing because it's almost as if these dogs understand english. >> somebody got into the kitty cat treats. was it you, macy? let me see your face. did you do this? did you?

i don't think you did. number two. was this you? denver, you won't look at me. did you -- what? denver. did you do this? look at me. come here. let me see. let me see your face. oh my goodness, denver, you didn't. you did this? what -- you know the routine. in the kennel. go on.

>> i got punished for the same thing. our owner is a jerk. yes. >> jimmy: i've never seen a dog look so guilty -- or an uncle look so guilty in my life. shame on you, uncle frank. those are for the cats. on the show tonight from the new movie "sucker punch," abbie cornish is here. we have music from the gaslight anthem. and we'll be right back with rainn wilson, so stick around. the motorola xoom tablet. the first tablet powered by android 3.0, with a 3-d interface and a widescreen hd display. grab it and it grabs you.

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and made just for you. ♪ >> jimmy: hello, welcome back to the show. on the program tonight, from new movie called "sucker punch," abbie cornish is here. and then later, with music from their latest album, "american slang," from new jersey, the gas lithe anthem from the bud light

stage. tomorrow night on the show, very funny guy, jerry weintraub will be here. we'll have music from quinn sullivan and jake gyllenhaal, too. on thursday, paul icon know, music from oh land and penelope cruz will be here. join us for that. our first guest tonight is an actor, an author and occasionally a forecaster. you know him as dwight on "the office." you can see him fighting crime as the crimson bolt in the new movie "super." it opens april 1st. please say hello to rainn wilson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: i saw your movie and i enjoyed it. we'll talk about that in a minute. i want to talk to you about seattle. you're from -- >> you lived there? >> jimmy: i did, for a year.

>> were you a dj there? >> jimmy: i was. i worked at kzok. >> seattle's best rock. >> jimmy: yeah. i think kisw was seattle's best rock. >> kisw, seattle's best rock. >> jimmy: we were seattle's mediocre rock. >> you played a lot of yes. >> jimmy: we weren't -- >> the endless organ solos. >> jimmy: when we get a yes record, it was like, whoa, we got new stuff here. >> "owner of a lonely heart" just came in. >> jimmy: we got "heat of the moment" by asia, we were like, wow this is going to be great. freshen things up. >> cutting edge. >> jimmy: do you go there much? >> yeah, i go up a lot. my mom semis jewelry in the public market. >> jimmy: at the pie place market. >> i just went up to promote the movie. we went to the emerald city comic-con. it was awesome. >> jimmy: they have their own comic-con up there? >> yeah.

we're trying to support it and have it build some steam. >> jimmy: how long has that been going on up there? >> i have no idea. but it's cool. it was really a lot of fun. we met some real life super heroes up there. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, you mean, like, those crazy people who dress up as super heroes but have no -- >> they are for real. this exists. there are -- there's many -- it's spreading. it like a virus. it's awesome. there are real life super heroes and they dress up in outfits and they fight crime. >> jimmy: i've seen them on the news. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it always puzzles me. >> i had lunch with one today, his name is phoenix jones. >> jimmy: oh, i heard of that guy. >> lunch at the 101 coffee shop. and he was in his full costume. he wears it everywhere he goes. i'm not making this up. he came to the "super" premiere. that's him. can you see him? and he was in his costume in the coffee shop. >> jimmy: really?

why did he wear -- >> he wears it everywhere. he doesn't want to be recognized. he went to the "super" premiere. then, he went to downtown l.a. to fight crime. >> jimmy: and did he find any? >> i don't know if he found any crime. i think it was a little freaked out, because the crime in l.a. is way different than the crime in seattle. it's like, there's guns. >> jimmy: do you know much about him? >> there's no guns in seattle. >> jimmy: i have to say, the only time -- i haven't seen much crime. that's what i wonder about the super heroes. where are they running into crime? even if you go looking for it, how much do you see crime? >> this guy is amazing. he has stopped crimes. he's taken away 197 crack pipes from people. i'm not kidding. he really is doing the work. and the police, they're not allowed to say it, they kind of dig him. >> jimmy: they do? >> they're like, we're not going to go down there. let's get phoenix jones.

>> jimmy: i can't imagine a worse idea than taking a crime pipe away from somebody. it's not like they can't then can't ever smoke crack again. they just get another crack pipe. >> what do they do when you take it away? they don't go, oh, darn it. but the cool thing about mr. jones, phoenix jones, is that he let me tase him. >> jimmy: what? >> we went out in the parking lot -- >> jimmy: wait, today? >> today, i tased a dude. i tased a dude. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. he -- [ applause ] he's got a long taser thing and you press it and it's got the thing, so, it's like in a rod. he's like, tase me, go ahead. i'm like, no. he pulls up his sleeve. i know how to take a tase. he taught me how to take a tase. >> jimmy: how do you? >> well, try -- >> jimmy: you don't have a taser, do you? >> mind tase me.

>> jimmy: buzz. >> he roms wirolls with the tas. >> jimmy: are you allowed to have a taser? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is there anyone in the parking lot watching rainn wilson tase a man dressed as a super hero? where is tmz when you need them. >> this is going to sound crazy. there was a paparazzi dude there. >> jimmy: where are the pictures? >> i don't know. i think he's a loser paparazzi. i was looking for him. he doesn't know how to publish them. they're probably on his tumblr account. i swear, i'm not making that up. dicky's looking skeptical. it all happened. >> jimmy: i believe it and hopefully we'll see those things on the internet tomorrow. but -- in the meantime, it does us no good here. we'll take your word for it. >> it happened. it was cool going up to seattle for that and, because i have a long history of going to

conventions in seattle. i used -- i wasn't a comic book nerd but i would go to science fiction conventions. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's like -- the comic book nerds beat up those kids, right? >> the lowest of the low, yeah. and it was called nor-west con. i would go because my dad -- he was a sewer truck dispatcher. but he had this secret life. he would paint oil paintings and he wrote science fiction books and he got one of his books published and so he would go to the science fiction conventions so he would sign books to the ultra dweeby fans. i would go and get my books signed by weird guys with food in their beards. it was freaky. and i brought you a copy. >> jimmy: of your bald's bodad'? >> this is the real deal. that's worth a lot of money. >> wow. "tentacles of dawn."

>> jimmy: is this dawn? >> that's actually my mom. >> jimmy: wow. >> she posed for that. and he's punching a giant bat. scroll up here a little bit, camera dude. go up. they programmed him to save the earth. and propelled him into a nightmare future. >> jimmy: wow. is it good? >> hmm. >> jimmy: you have something bookmarked here. >> i do. i was going to read a little bit for you. >> jimmy: i want to hear this. >> there's a section -- [ applause ] i love my dad. the problem is, dad is probably watching. i love you. when this book -- i knew this was not, like, top shelf reading material even when i was 13. this is when they go to visit the wild wagon women. he was, in fact, bound to a large, flat wagon, and the women regarded it as a special

acquisition. he learned more about these wandering people. the women raised the girls to be masters and the boys to be slaves, he was told. occasionally a woman -- sounds like a porn. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> the woman will select one of us so she can bear children. if we do not please her, she selects another until she finds the man she wants. lady, our queen, has the sanction and life of death over all people, women included. but what she does to her cast away lovers is most cruel. but for a short, pleasurable time with her, many of us would gla gladly receive that fate. >> jimmy: that's hot stuff. and this was or was not -- this was or was not in oprah's book club? >> she would love that. >> jimmy: back to the super h o heroes for a second. the reason why you are friendly with phoenix jones character, you play one of the guys in the new movie.

>> ordinary guy, to win his wife back he decides to become a super hero. he has no powers. but to fight crime, he has an outfit that he makes and he has a pipe wrench to bash people in the face. >> jimmy: he smashes people in the face with a wrench. >> over and over again. and it never gets boring. just, like, bam! it's fascinating. >> jimmy: and some of the people don't necessarily deserve to be smashed in the face. >> no. people that cut in line in front of his in the movie theater. >> jimmy: will get a shot in the face. >> i did a little thing, i went to texas for south by southwest and i wanted to get a taste of this, so i dressed up like my character from the movie, the crimson bolt, and i looked for crime to fight. and we have a little tape. i actually did this. this is me running around the streets of austin. >> jimmy: all right, let's take a look here. >> i'm the crimson bolt. i'm in austin, texas. i'm here to offer my services. >> no riding your bike on the sidewalk. have you seen any crime?

have you seen any crimes being committed in the area? no smoking on the grounds, please. >> oh, you got it. >> any crimes today? >> there was something happening at my apartment complex. >> what's the address? >> i don't see any crimes. i think i hear something. can i have a virgin shirley temple with extra cherries? here's to fighting crime. >> jimmy: that's the problem with crime. it's never around when you need it. >> it's hard to find crime. >> jimmy: it really is. liv tyler is your love interest in this film, as is ellen taylor -- ellen page. only in hollywood, my life is liv taylor and my love interest is ellen page. >> jimmy: they're your wagon women. >> yeah, they are.

oh, for a moment of pleasure. >> jimmy: yeah. we have a clip. this is actually from the movie. you need to set this up? >> basically, my character, frank, adopting this persona of the crimson bolt. he's getting dressed and he's looking for a catch phrase to use in order to fight crime. >> jimmy: here it is. "super" opens april 1st. >> jacques had stolen sara, propeopling me into the depths of hell itself. but in those depths i became myself for the first time ever. i found my skin. >> everybody give up! it's me, the crimson bolt. you just made the biggest mistake of your life. shut up, crime. >> jimmy: and i should say that while there are some humorous moments, this is kind of a -- this movie -- this is not, for

instance, a movie you're going to take your son to see. >> no, i'm not going to take my grandma to see this movie. this is a messed up movie. it really is. >> jimmy: it genuinely is. >> this is, for all the freaks and rebels and losers and outcasts and really messed up people, this is your movie. >> jimmy: there you go. rainn wilson, everybody. "super" opens april 1st. we'll be right back with abbie cornish. welcome back to hack job. today we're with the gilberts. okay, guys, are you ready to see your new kitchen? yes!!! me too. let's go. take a look!! ahhh. here. we. go! it looks amazing! you didn't do anything. you just put bud light on the counter. exactly. it totally opens it up. we gave it a fun vibe. clearly this is a room

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>> jimmy: hey, we're back with rainn wilson. the gaslight anthem is still to come. our next guest costars in the number one movie of the country, and if things go as planned, she

will topple herself this weekend with this. ♪ >> jimmy: the movie is called "sucker punch," it opens friday. please say hello to abbie cornish. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was -- that was some fighting you did there. >> quite an intro. >> jimmy: are you doing your own stunts in that? >> yeah, you know, we trained for three months and in a variety of mixed martial arts. so we did most of them, yeah. >> jimmy: that cease something. i'm sorry, rainn, i think she can beat you up. super hero to super hero. and you're shooting -- i have a photograph of you operating a weapon here.

>> that's from the gun range in los angeles and my character has three weapons, and m-4, shotgun and a broad sword. that's me firing off the shotgun. >> jimmy: the cartridge going here. and see how well you did there. >> yeah, that was my -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you should hang this on the refrigerator for any budding boyfriends that might come by. >> it's true. but you know, when i went to the range, you are meant to hold the shotgun very close to your cheek. the first time, i didn't have it close enough, and i got this hit to the face. i had this bruise on my cheek for about a week and a half after that. it was very tough. >> jimmy: did you sue anyone? you could sue somebody for that. >> you know what, the craziest thing that happened on the shoot is, the clip that you just showed actually, i don't know if you guys remember, but at the very beginning, some guy has got me up against the wall, and another guy comes at me with a world war i rifle with a steel

on the end and i duck it. we were halfway through the day and something about the timing was just a little bit off. and the steel come at my head, i duck it, it hits me on the side of the head. it was a really hard knock and i remember hearing this sound that was like, ting. i kind of went down, i looked at my hand, i had blood running down my face and as they were cleaning it up, the hair person, she says, oh, my god, your hair club, it's mangled. i had this metal hair clip that had taken the blow. >> jimmy: your life was saved by hair extensions? >> it totally was. [ applause ] i kind of liken it to the story, you know, the story, the bible in the left pocket story? it's a bit like that. just the actress with the hair clip. >> can i tase you?

>> you know what, i've always wanted to be tased. let's do it right now. >> jimmy: you have to stop tasing people. this is starting to get out of hand. so, did you really get -- do you go to the hospital? >> no, apparently the metal hair clip did save my life and all i had was this gash in the side of my head that wasn't big enough for stitches. i still have a little car. >> jimmy: you realize that you sustained an injury that has not been sustained in this country for 250 years. >> civil war reenactors. >> jimmy: if you want to the hospital with that, the doctor would say, no what happened, really? did your boyfriend do something? is your husband evil? >> it's true. >> jimmy: wow. that's crazy. well, you suffered for your art is what you're telling us. >> that was my worst injury. we all got injured a little bit. and bruises were, you know, we wore them with pride. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but not with tremendous amount of pride. because at a certain point it just becomes ridiculous.

do you feel like they were being safe? >> oh, my gosh. incredibly safe. the stunt choreographer is a master. >> jimmy: apparently he's not a master. he might be just below master. he's like a junior master. hoping to become master one day. your mom, and you know this, but is, was a, like, a national karate champion? >> yeah, she was actually, when i was 9 -- >> jimmy: when you were a kid? >> yeah, she was australian national full contact karate champion. >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] i guess -- i should first ask, does anyone else in australia know karate? >> probably just my mom. >> jimmy: just your mom. so, would she have meets or how did it work? >> i thought you meant meat, like, would she have meats? >> jimmy: did you provide you

with beef and other delicious? sausages? >> salami? >> yeah, so, she would, and this one was massive. it was a huge national conference and she was up against this younger woman who was a black belt two tip and my mom was a brown belt at the time. and she kicked her butt. >> jimmy: your mom beat the black belt? >> she did. >> jimmy: i'm trying to imagine watching my mother fight. i watched her fight my aunt chippy one time. would you get nervous as a kid watching your mom fight someone? >> i was incredibly nervous. and i saw her go through a number of rounds but this, the final round was unbelievable. it was insane. watch my mom go at it. and full contact. all they have is, like, a breast plate and, what else, oh, a head, you know, head protection. but everything else was a free for all. >> jimmy: did she sweep the leg?

>> sweep the leg? i think she might have swept the leg. >> jimmy: did you learn any karate? >> yeah, i used to train with her a little bit. not often, because i was a little kid, but i kind of dabbled in mixed martial arts. >> jimmy: would she beat you using her skills when you misbehaved? >> my mom is the most sensitive, beautiful, gentle human being ever and then she's just got this killer -- >> jimmy: that's what happens. very calm, serene on the outside, but inside, raging, roaring. the flames of hell burning inside her. just waiting to come, to peek out and burn. wow, that's something else. and you are also in this movie kwme "limitless." are you worried about competing against yourself? >> well, yeah, well -- i have a feeling "summer punch" is going to kill it this weekend. i have a really good feeling. >> jimmy: were you stabbed or

anything during "limit leless?" >> let me think. >> bradley cooper stabbed you with a bayonette? >> jimmy: what? that's a scoop. >> a good story is, when we shot "summ "s "sucker punch," we were across from "the a team." we had an awesome crew with us, the navy s.e.a.l.s that trained us. so, we decided we were going to have a paint ball competition and challenge the a-team to a fight. we -- we were trying to organize the whole thing. we decided friday night after everyone wraps, nighttime, middle of the night, everyone, commando styles. and they wouldn't let us do it for legal reasons. when i shot "limitless" with bradley i brought it up and he knew about it. i didn't think that they caught wind of it but they did. and he said they were really scared, they thought we were

going to kick their butt. >> jimmy: maniacs want to shoot us with paint balls. they think we're the real a-team. well, seems like you are living a very dangerous life but sees like you are having fun. con graj laxs on the big success. "sucker punch" opens friday. abbie cornish, everybody. we'll be right back with the gaslight anthem. [ announcer ] at h&r block, we find money others missed. if there's any way i can get a few extra dollars in my bank account-- to me, it really does matter. especially right now. times are hard. we want to get back every dime due. [ announcer ] if you're not using h&r block, you could be leaving money on the table. don't take chances. call 1-800-hrblock, and never settle for less.

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