abcnews.com. and i'll meet you back here in 23 1/2 hours. good night, america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: i would pay $1,000 to know what stevie wonder thinks he looks like. >> i'm one of those people that does it themselves when they're at home. >> jimmy: it's a surprise to me. >> dicky: paul iacono and music from oh land. >> jimmy: i tell you what, when black history month is over, it's really ov[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@

jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with uncle frank, live from the 18th hole at the allegra open. brought to you by allegra, fast, non-drowsy, 24-hour allergy relief. that's now available without a prescription. your thoughts, uncle frank? >> it starts working at hour one, jim! >> jimmy: great insight. let's get back to the action on the green. here stands yehya, a man who never touched a goal p club until earlier today. now looking to complete perhaps the greatest upset in sports history if he can make this putt. [ sneezes ] >> what's wrong with you guillermo? >> allergies, yehya. >> well, go get allegra.

good for you. >> did you say allegra? will it relieve my toughest symptoms like sneezing, runny nose, itchy, watery eyes and itchy nose and throat? >> yes! >> jimmy: okay, and now it is time once again for the putt. [ sneezes ] >> jimmy: and that just cost yehya the tournament -- >> make me mad guillermo! >> jimmy: and $10 million in prize money. >> wow! what a jerk! >> jimmy: what a jerk. >> dicky: allegra, the number one prescribed anti-histamine. delivers fast, non-drowsy, 24-hour allergy relief. and is now available without a prescription. >> jimmy: let's just sit and watch them for awhile. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with paul eiacono, musi from oh land and penelope cruz.

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tonight -- penelope cruz. paul iacono. and music from oh land. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, when all else fails, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. welcome to my house. i appreciate that. thank you for being here. anybody else like pine apples? we should start a club or something because i love them. i really do. this morning i decided it would be a good idea to start growing

my own pineapples. first of all, they don't grow on trees. did you know that? i didn't. to grow a pineapple, you cut the top off and you dry it out and you plant it in a pot and you can only grow them in warm climate because they die if it gets under 50 degrees. but if you do everything right, if you keep the plant moist, fertilize it, in 18 months, you have one pineapple. so, i think i'll just two to the supermarket and buy one for $7 instead. that's a lot of work for a pineapple. i don't think i took that much care of my children for the first 18 months. but you know what they say, you can't eat your children, so -- it's thursday night, it's a big night for college basketball and karaoke fans alike. it was elimination night on "american idol" tonight. it was supposed to be. last night, none of the judges had anything negative to say. it was like, they were watching their nieces and nephews in a high school musical or something. everyone was absolutely great. and steven tyler, maybe it's

just his thing, but he appears to be inattafactuated with ever female on the show. i think he would have sex with ryan seacrest if he could. stevie wonder made a surprise appearance on the show tonight. well, look at this. >> hello! hello! steven. steven. steven tyler. >> jimmy: it went on like that for hours. it was -- [ laughter ] like an above ground marco polo. and he never found him. he never -- i would pay $1,000 to know what he thinks steven tyler looks like. steven tyler is being very smart about his horn doggery. watch what he did here last night. ♪

>> jimmy: see, now, that's very clever. go up, start hugging, kissing one of the male contestants. you establish a precedent. and then when the ladies -- squeeze away. do anything you want. unfortunately, the hug had an unintended affect and -- >> jacob, head to the couch. >> jimmy: jacob is now pregnant with steven tyler's baby. steven tyler has a lot of love to give and here he is now, giving it. it's steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> haley. steven said you sang your heart out. >> jimmy: he's -- glad stevie wonder couldn't see that, because he would not have approved. the person with the fewest votes

tonight was casey abrams, the guy with the beard and irritable bowel syndrome. he got eliminated and uneliminated tonight. and the news almost killed him. >> they're using the one save for casey abrams. >> jimmy: you expect a werwwolf to be a little tougher the judges used their one save of the season to keep him around so next week, they'll eliminate two contestants and the week after that, back to one, and then so on, until the finale on christmas eve. on mtv tonight, it was the season three finale of "jersey shore." i'm so sad. to tide me over to next season, what i'm planning on doing, i'm going to steal an orange traffic cone, i'm going to get it drunk and call it snooki. next season, the cast, as you may know, is going to italy, which -- why not libya?

i mean, it's more topical. it was quite a finale. sammi and ronnie got into a fight because she didn't tell him about a guy she hooked up with a few years ago. tears were shed. profanity was used. so, to make the episode a little more exciting. we took the audio from "jersey shore" and we combined it with video from the the justice league cartoon and here's how that came out. >> why do you hate me so much? >> i've been nothing but good to you. i don't deserve that. i'm done with this [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> what have you done for me, sam? besides [ bleep ] on me, dance with another guy. >> why is ronnie and sammi fighting? >> i hate you, [ bleep ]. look at me ever again, you [ bleep ] idiot. >> so, how was everyone's day? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: relations between talking gorillas and women in bird costumes, very rarely works out.

the people for the ethical treatment of animals, peta, would like some changes made to the bible, they announced today. they would like the bible to be rewritten to be more respectful to animals. which -- you know it's the bible. it's not a choose your own adventure book, right? peta is asking translators of the new international version of the bible to refer to animals as he and she and not it. it's specieist. first of all, that's not a word. they've got a list of changes they would like -- they want the phrase lamb of god changed to tofu cabbage soup of god and all jesus fish to be removed from car bumpers and returned to the ocean. good luck to them with that. this is good. good day new york interviewed a boy this morning who saved his mother's life using the heimlich maneuver. in doing so, unintentionally provided us with our unintent n

unintentional joke of the day. >> it took me four or five thrusts, but eventually it came out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pretty good, for his age. up to four? the royal wedding of prince william and kate middleton is just over a month away. i cannot sleep at night thinking about it, i'm so excited. kind of a big deal here but it's a really big deal in england and lots of companies there are trying to cash in on the excitement. there are a multitude of products with their faces on it because they don't have to pay because they're public figures. but this is the best one i've seen so far. this is a refrigerator, a full-size refrigerator with william and kate on the front of it. for your home. a spokesman for ge said as expected, the royal wedding has really captured the uk's imagination and it was no surprise that a william and kate

commemorative refrigerator was a popular choice. really? that was no surprise? because i'm -- it's a surprise to me, i will say that. one time, i owned a refrigerator emblazoned with america's royal couple. the jon and kate refrigerator. and then they broke up and now i don't have any way to keep my food cold. president obama returned home from latin america yesterday to address growing concerns about u.s. military action against libya. as soon as he landed he went straight to the oval office, he didn't answer any questions but he had a little trouble getting in. you can see here -- oh. it's locked. and now the united states is at war with a door. nfl players are locked out, the president is locked out. i tell you what, when black history month is over, it's really over. [ applause ] oh, thank you.

i enjoy seeing the president locked out of the white house. it's so much fun that we are now making that moment available on this exclusive dvd. >> do you love seeing american presidents not able to open doors? now, get ready for the dvd. you'll see all your favorites. >> president obama. [ laughter ] president bush. [ laughter ] and -- that's all we got. get them both. $12.95 plus shipping and handling. don't delay. order yours today. >> jimmy: he's good at getting things open. you know, i mentioned the nfl lockout and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight to this. if the players and the league don't resolve their issues soon, next year's season might be

canceled. there are hundreds of professional football players out of work right now. that's not good for anyone. so, i decided it would be a good idea to hire one of them on our show. we contacted philadelphia eagles wide receiver desean jackson. he's now working as a production assistant on our show. he's a new guy, so he has to start at the bottom. that's how we do it here. but he's got a lot of energy and so far, everyone seems to like him a lot. >> package for jimmy? >> yeah. ♪ >> got a package for you. >> oh. >> touchdown, baby. >> thank you, desean. >> you got it? >> jimmy: yeah, i got it. >> working hard today, baby. >> jimmy: yeah, oh, great, it's

the faberge egg i ordered. >> you didn't like that spike? >> jimmy: it was a really good spike. >> touchdown. >> jimmy: sometimes it's good to be gentle. thanks, thoechlt you're doing a great job. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: keep it up. >> i will. >> jimmy: i didn't have -- oprah sent me that egg. i didn't have the heart to tell him. and one more thing. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> yes, yes, yes, yes. great performance. the judges loved it. no [ bleep ], didn't [ bleep ] up. my grandma [ bleep ] me. >> so, tonight, it's the new [ bleep ] craze. >> charlie sheen [ bleep ] kimmel. >> i've got this feeling that you're a great [ bleep ] hit! >> and finally for you, even baby el fablts have to [ bleep ]

off. >> what were you doing? >> probably just getting ready, taking [ bleep ]. >> were both of you taking [ bleep ]? >> yes. >> the opposing coach says that might be as improve a [ bleep ] as i have seen in the nba in 23 years. >> we joke around a lot, though, because i [ bleep ] more than he does. >> how are you? >> could you show me your [ bleep ]? >> yeah. >> what did you guys do? what is this mess? i even take a [ bleep ] around here without you guys [ bleep ] things up. >> jimmy: on the show tonight, paul iacono is here. we have music from oh land. and we'll be right back with penelope cruz, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. on the show tonight, a young than who has a show on mtv called "the hard times of rj berger." paul iacono is here. and then with music from this, her debut album, here in the united states. she has other albums in her native land of denmark. the very lovely oh land from the bud light stage. next week on the show, johnny knoxville, sharon osbourne, bruno tonioli, we've got a stoner in the audience tonight. [ applause ] his name is jeremiah. let's see who else he likes. danny mcbride. he's like your patron saint, right? sara ramirez, wes craven, david beckham and the first celebrity casualty

from "dancing with the stars." plus, we'll have music from the sounds, sum 41 and duran duran. and brit noney spears. so, that's a solid lineup. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress whose popularity has earned her nicknames like "the spanish enchantress" and "the madonna of madrid." pretty good nicknames. you can see her starting may 20th alongside johnny depp in the much-anticipated 3-d adventure "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." please say hello to penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, especially you being from europe because i get not one, but two kisses as you enter. >> yes, but but -- i always end up like this waiting for -- >> jimmy: we think one is --

especially me, one is enough for me probably for the rest of my life, but to get two, just in bonus territory there. thanks for coming. i know you have a 2 month old baby at home, so, it's good to get out of the house. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: a very good chance to get out of the house. is this true that you can sleep for, like, 15 hours in a row? >> i think i did that twice in my life. >> jimmy: oh, really? because this is a fact we learned about you, but i didn't know if it was a fact or not. >> it's not like that anymore. >> jimmy: well, with the baby, it's not like that anymore. that seems more like a coma to me -- >> well, my sister did it for three days. >> jimmy: wait a minute. your sister slept for three days in a row. >> from friday to monday morning. we were very worried about her. >> jimmy: did you call the paramedics? >> once in awhile, we give her water and food and she goes back to sleep. >> jimmy: i have a picture of your sister here. three days is a lot of sleeping. and -- you guys aren't twins but

you look almost like you are. >> we look very much alike. she's three years younger. >> jimmy: do people confuse the two of you? >> all the time. >> jimmy: i would think so. if you do something embarrassing -- >> it was her. >> jimmy: blame it on her. and is -- is it just the two of you? >> no, no. we are three. my brother eduardo, my sister monica and myself. >> jimmy: have you worked together, you and your sister? >> we have a clothing line. but we haven't worked together in movies. she's an actress and she's a designer and dancer. but we haven't made a movie together yet. >> jimmy: most sisters just share clothes. you share a clothing line. this is a good neighborhood for you. you and your husband both won oscars right across the street from us. >> very good neighborhood. [ applause ] >> jimmy: your husband was here about a month ago, something like that. >> i saw the show. you both were very funny. >> jimmy: he sang on the show. he did some ac/dc. does he do that at home? >> sometimes.

>> jimmy: do you like listening to that kind of music? >> ac/dc is great. i'm not a very heavy metal person but i appreciate it. a group like ac/dc is great. but it's not something that i listen to often but i appreciate it. >> jimmy: i got you. what kind of music do you listen to? >> anything, class call music, rap, pop, rock. anything. >> jimmy: all of that stuff. do you have any particular favorites? >> i like rapping in karaoke. >> jimmy: really? >> but i only know one song. >> jimmy: what is that? >> eminem. ♪ two trailer park girls go round the outside ♪ that's the only one. >> jimmy: do you do a lot of karaoke? is that part of your life? >> yeah. people are embarrassed to say they like it -- i have one at home. >> jimmy: you do, yeah? >> i'm one of those people that do it by themselves when they are alone at home. and i'm not embarrassed to say.

>> jimmy: you do it alone in your house, huh? do you congratulate yourselves offwards, maybe a little round of applause? >> yes. i think at the end everybody likes it, you know. >> jimmy: women, it's one of those things, it sounds terrible, but i have it in my house. >> but we all think we sound great. >> jimmy: absolutely. i have musical instruments that i don't play at my house and last night, people came over and we were playing and no one played the instruments and i realized, i'm thinking, we sound really good and i'm playing the keyboard like this and going, it sounds kind of good but when you realize it's so easy to get seduced by it, and in reality, i'm terrible. i'm sure you're fantastic. >> not at all. >> jimmy: does 'em then know you do his song? >> i hope not. i have no idea. >> jimmy: i think he would be nothing short of delighted. >> i'm scared of what he would say.

>> jimmy: he would be all right with that. as far as you and javier two, your oscars, do they live together as a couple, as well? >> of course. but -- i mean, i always want to keep my oscar in spain because, you know, that's really our main home, that's where the family is. we spend time here in the states but we are from spain and we live there part of the time. >> jimmy: you live in madrid, that's where you still live? >> yes. >> jimmy: i've not been to madr madrid. one of the women that work here today was saying that you go into stores and they give you sangria for free. >> all of the myths about spain, they're not true. >> jimmy: three doh. >> i'm going to be in trouble for saying that. >> jimmy: so, there's no free sangria? >> i've never had that. >> jimmy: maybe it was just her.

i don't know. or maybe she's lying. maybe we need to get rid of somebody here. i don't know. well, that's disappointing. guillermo, our security guard, asked me if you would allow him to come back and to live in your home with you, with you guys in -- >> jimmy: guillermo? did you want to ask? officially? >> no, you ask for me. hi, hola. >> jimmy: he's from mexico, he's not from spain. is it easy to understand people from mexico or are there -- what's -- what would be a comparable difference for americans, do you know? >> easy for us to understand each other, the accent is different but we understand each other perfectly. >> jimmy: so it would be us and ireland? >> exactly. the accent is very different. >> jimmy: what you're saying is, yes, he can come home and live with you? >> yes, guillermo. >> yes? okay. [ applause ]. >> jimmy: that's great news. i've never seen you actually get red before, guillermo, but -- >> very hot here.

>> jimmy: did you get interested in acting when you were a child or was it when you were an adult? >> when i was a child i wanted to be a dancer. and then when i was about 13, 14, i started to think about trying to go to castings and try to become an actress but i became a very big fan of movies because my father bought a beta max machine and -- we didn't have a theater nearby, near our house buzz i would watch movies all the time. if i liked a movie, i would watch it 20 times in a row. and that's how i became obsessed with a lot of the directors i wanted to work with. >> jimmy: you would go to the movie rental place and grab a stack of beta-max tapes? >> and remember how big the tapes were? the machine was this big and the tapes were this big. and that's how i got, i became a fan of movies. >> jimmy: were there particular movies you remember watching

over and over again? >> i remember discovers billy wilder and all of his movies and -- >> jimmy: so, the older stuff is what you liked? you weren't renting, like, "top gun." >> i remember discovery of billy wilder and the discovery was a big deal because, that's the person that i really wanted to work with and now we've made four movies together. >> jimmy: yeah. and -- >> became one of my closest friends. >> jimmy: and now when you go and rent the movies, you're on them, too. >> which is a different experience, but -- >> jimmy: i would think so. maybe take as little of the fun out of it. now you're in this "pirates of the caribbean," this is the fourth one. when we come back, we have an exclusive look at the filament. and when i say exclusive, i mean, i hope it's exclusive. we were told it was exclusive. but we're going to look at it when we come back. penelope cruz is with us. "pirates of the caribbean" opens

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and, again, i mentioned a moment ago that you have this "pirates of the caribbean" sequel, you're with "jojohnny depp. >> we worked together ten years ago. we had a great experience in that movie. he's really one of the most find and genuine people that i have ever met and he became a good friend. and he's so funny. i don't -- i guess people know how funny he is. he has one of the greatest sense of humor and he's really clever, really smart. but kind, generous. i only have great things to say about him. >> jimmy: wow, really. >> he does -- >> jimmy: kind of disappointing, really. is there anything you didn't like about him? >> i guess everybody knows that he owns a fart machine. >> jimmy: i don't know that everyone knows that. >> so, when i met him ten years ago, he had a plastic one and now ten years later he has one with a remote control.

and he does it to, not to me, he fooled me once when we were doing "blow." when i was doing a very dramatic closeup and he kept making that sound with the machine. i was like, who is that, the sound guy or -- and i hope they are not thinking it's me. and johnny was there with a straight face and now he was doing it to jerry bruckheimer and to everybody. he was saying to rob, i don't think i'm going to keep shooting, i'm really sick, rob. he kept doing it the whole day. >> jimmy: it sounds like a lot of fun. yeah. we have a clip here, the exclusive clip, it comes out on may 20th. it's "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." >> jack, have you ever seen with your own eyes the fountain of youth? >> i'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. hey, still to come, oh land will be here. as we sadly say goodbye to this season of "jersey shore," it's comforting to know that mtv has another program about sex-obsessed young people to take its place.

our next guest is the star of that show, it's called "the hard times of rj berger." watch it monday nights at 10:00 on mtv. please welcome paul iacono. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to tell you, i've been having a hard time saying your last name all week because it's my mom's maiden name. >> we might be related? >> jimmy: it's possible. we pronounce it differently. we say iacono. >> jimmy: >> tomato, tomato. >> jimmy: if you don't mind, just switch it from here on out and we should be okay. >> all right, i can play by that rule. >> you' >> jimmy: you're shooting a movie right now? >> yesterday, yeah, i flew in this morning. >> jimmy: with a big star. >> yes.

jaleel white. who played steve urkle. [ applause ] he's a great guy. >> jimmy: my guess is he never gets tired of hearing people talking and asking him about that. >> yeah, we were prefaced before he got to set. he said, no urkle stuff, all right, just, nothing. don't bring it up. it's apparently a sensitive subject. and he got there and, well, rather, we're living together in a cottage -- >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. because it's a low budget film, we're shooting in the middle of nowhere in new york. i get back to the house, i get back to upstate and there's jaleel in the kitchen cooking bacon. he was making a spinach salad, as it were. so, i -- we meet, he's very cool and nice and what not and he dropped a piece of bacon on the floor and he goes, "did i do that?" so, he broke the ice.

>> jimmy: and he is a good roommate, or does he leave his suspenders on the floor? >> everywhere, just -- >> jimmy: i'm glad he's in a movie. you sometimes wonder what's going on, wonder what it's like to be urkle. >> he seems to be handling it quite well. and as a geek from a, you know, the character i play on the show, r.j. berger, he's a nerd and what not, and urkle was a bit of that, as well. i feel like i'm learning something from a past nerd generation, you know? >> jimmy: but there is one key differences between your character and his character. and -- >> go on. >> jimmy: the hook of the show, which is -- >> in case they don't know. the show is about a 15-year-old loser kid in high school who happens to be extremely, extremely well endowed. hence "the hard times of r.j. berg berger. ". >> jimmy: right, right. [ laughter ] well, that is the name of the show and that is the idea of the show. and that's a lot of pressure, i think, as an actor to have that,

because now, you know, that's what you're known for on the show. >> well, luckily, jimmy, we're both italian, so, i think that speaks for itself. >> jimmy: maybe for you. yeah, that's something that has got to be in people's, like, do people come to the bathroom and look over at you and that sort of thing? >> you know, i mean, i can be a little bit of a paranoid patty. i think that that's happening, but it's not. no. i mean, sometimes people do grope me in public. >> jimmy: that's not good. does that really happen to you? >> that really happens. >> jimmy: really? and did you call the police? >> no, because they mean well. [ laughter ] they're just trying to solve the mystery, like the rest of us. >> jimmy: where do you live in new york? >> i reside in the lower east side, you know, with all the other hip sters. that's where i got this hat, and -- >> jimmy: do you have a nice

place that you live in? >> it's a cute one bedroom in an old ten ne mant building. it's very old, exposed brick. those are priorities. i had a neighbor above me, walid, who, and this time last year, you know, i wrapped on season one and i was living a bit louder than i am at the moment, shall we say. >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? being loud in the apartment? >> being loud in the apartment. i was sort of enjoying, know, having wrapped on the first season of my own tv show and i was 21 at the time. so, walid is not 21, though he's not -- he wasn't too much older, either. but he was not feeling my vibe, you know, he, too much noise and i gave him my number, i said, just call me, let me know if we're making too much noise, i'll turn it down. so, walid was a real son of a booch, as grandma would say.

he went up to the roof and cut the cable cord to my tv. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. so i had, i couldn't watch myself on tv, what a travesty. but -- but you know, so my, i told my father about this and my -- like, i said, i'm from new jersey and my dad is like, a real, he's one of these kind of guy, you know what i mean? so, dad goes, give me walid's number. so, my dad calls me with an audio recorded thing that he left, that he -- hey, walid. yeah, yeah, yeah, this is jimmy bones. yeah, i hear you [ bleep ] with your neighbors, all right if you do that anymore, i'm going to [ bleep ] [ bleep ], you know, all this -- >> jimmy: your father bleeped himself, that's incredible. >> well, he's a municipal politician. acting runs in the blood.

>> jimmy: did that work? >> walid moved out. the voice mail went on for awhile. my father really milked it. he was enjoying the opportunity to be my hero and a tough guy. and he is. >> jimmy: and walid -- >> and he no longer is. walid moved out. but it's funny if you listen to the voicemail, you hear, okay, okay yes, no more. the best part was, he was trying to make it ambiguous to who this was in regards to. i heard you are fing with your neighbors. but you f with the little guy with the hat -- >> jimmy: there you go. and do you hang out with your "jersey shore" television counterparts there at all? >> you know, i had the opportunity to hang out with them, and vinnie, who is probably one of the nicest guys i've ever met, is on our show season two, playing my cousin vinny and he comes to the town

we live in to teach us all about how it is to be fresh, you know, gtl. gym, tan and laundry. and they gave me a full makeover so i look like a tan mickey mouse and -- and, but he was a sweet guy and at the end of production, like, when you're done filming something, they usually wrap you out, they go, that's a wrap on vinnie. and that's standard but he took it upon himself to go, all right, i'm going to say a few words, and everyone, like, the world stopped to listen to vinnie, you know, say a few words and he goes, i just want to say, "jersey shore," everything else, this was the best experience of my entire life. and it was like a really heartwarming moment and i, and, you know, he -- we share the same favorite movie "one flew over the coo coo's nest." i told him i will play his nurse rachet every day.

>> jimmy: very nice to meet you. work on the pronoununciation ofe name. paul iacono. we'll be right back with oh land.

>> jimmy: all right. and now, here with the song "son of a gun" from her self-titled american debut, oh land. ♪ ♪ ♪ once burned twice shy ♪ ♪ too much of your light made me blind i'd wait all night ♪ ♪ but you left one too many times

i wanna change my orbit don't care what you do ♪ ♪ now i wanna live in darkness don't wanna be spun around ♪ ♪ you go down down down ♪ ♪ i fall out of love with you ♪ ♪ come back round round round you sun of a gun ♪ ♪ sun of a gun sun of a gun you go down down, down ♪ ♪ this time i won't save you when you drown, drown, drown you sun of a gun ♪ ♪ sun of a gun sun of a gun you sun of a gun ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ birds sing for you you can make the

blue sky blush ♪ ♪ you've got them all fooled but i am burned out on this rush ♪ ♪ i wanna change my orbit don't care what you do now i wanna live in darkness don't wanna be spun around ♪ ♪ you go down, down, down i fall out of love with you ♪ ♪ come back round round, round you sun of a gun ♪ ♪ sun of a gun sun of a gun you go low, low, low ♪ ♪ this time i won't save you then you go, go, go you sun of a gun sun of a gun ♪ ♪ sun of a gun you sun of a gun