tomorrow. they're working while we're sleeping. until tomorrow, good night, america. up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> the president made his announcement on his website with a simple question, are you in? wouldn't that have been a better slogan for president clinton? >> katie holmes. >> how do you tell the kid not to play in the street when daddy's jumping off a building? >> dana delany and music from bad religion. >> there's a lot of booing. people walked out and wanted their money back. it reminded me a little 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for that unauthorized standing ovation. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i hope you survived a harrowing weekend of april fool's day pranks. it's amazing what people believe on april fool's day. you know we're not really bombing libya, right? it's a joke. some people weren't meant to play practical jokes. most people really, to be honest. this is from local fox news in new york. where somebody, i'm not sure who, said, hey, i know what will be funny, a monkey mask. >> i've got my homepage. hold on, i've got to get off snooki's, go back to mine. some of our people are saying snooki goes to college. oh, no she -- what does it say?

snooki -- what is snooki going to speak about, being stupid or being -- ooh, no, can't say that one either. [ screams ] >> april fool's! [ applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of celebration. he's so happy with himself. actual chimp would have played that cooler. on thursday night, after the bronx zoo cobra had been captured and america was able to relax again, i asked you, ou veers, to make a video, surprising a friend or loved one with a rubber snake and to post it to youtube. a lot of people did. we put some of the better ones together. here now are the fruits of your labor. >> let me check real quick. >> yes. [ screams ]

>> -- for grandma if she wants it right away, okay? [ child screams ] >> remember out there, tuesday, i said i want to go to bronx zoo to make some videos and you said don't go there's a snake loose or something. you're not going to believe this. >> -- found the snake. ahh! >> i actually found a snake on the side of the road in like a gutter. some kid threw it away because it was damaged. >> very funny. >> look what i found. snake. snake.

>> jimmy: wow. crazy donkey. thanks to all the crazy donkeys for participating. [ applause ] you know some of the people who work here at our show thought it would be fun to pull the snake prank in the office today. they put a hat on my desk during rehearsal. i thought it was fake and i didn't get scared. show that. that's me in rehearsal. the hat. there's a note on it. says "for jimmy." i didn't even notice the snake. oh, here i am looking at the snake. i guess i was supposed to be scared by this snake? on my desk? with the fake -- or is that a

real snake that i'm supposed to be scared of? let me kill it and see what happens. oh, it is a real snake. yeah. all right. come get it. so that went over well. [ applause ] they tried it again in my office. so instead, they decided to go around our office and terrorize everyone else. [ woman screams ] >> what are you going to do? >> i'm just going to prank someone right now. the snakes are in this box. [ screams ] >> oh, my god! >> [ bleep ]!

>> this rubber snake is going to live right in this box. when blake opens it -- >> jimmy: here's one of our interns, blake. they told him to go in and grab something off the chair. he's looking for the chair. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ applause ] >> i can't believe i got played! >> jimmy: he does make a good point. [ applause ] that was a lot of fun. hey, speaking of april fool's day, charlie sheen somehow bamboozled several thousand people into paying to see him live on stage this weekend. the my violent torpedo of truth tour got off to a rocky start.

he bombed so badly in detroit this morning obama gave him a $4 billion bailout. apparently the audience was very upset the show was not entertaining. you pay to see the train wreck. the train wrecked. and now you're mad about it? it's like going to "transformers" and complaining there's too much transforming. people who saw the show said it was disjointed confusing and largely nonsensical which may have had something to do with the fact that charlie sheen hosted it. he's not exactly the blue man group. there's a lot of booing. people walked out. and wanted their money back. it reminded me a little bit of when i lost my virginity. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] here's some reaction from fans coming out of the fox theater. >> unreal. >> sell your ticket if you can. >> awful waste of money. >> worst show ever. ever! >> terrible. >> the worst show ever. >> the show was amazing. >> jimmy: well, somebody --

applying for a goddess spot. despite all the complaints most of the fans said it was still better than "jersey boys." i'm sorry. i didn't realize frankie valli's family was here. charlie sheen is no dummy. no one turns lemons into lemon-fedamines like charlie sheen. some big news from the world of news. unconfirmed reports that katie couric will leave her job as anchor of "the cbs evening news." i don't know if leaving cbs is a good idea unless she's planning to launch her violent torpedo of colon colonoscopy truth tour. before the presidential election in 2012. who will be brave enough to ask sarah palin questions that should be easy to answer now? katie couric has not commented on the story because she's in iraq right now. geraldo is in libya.

geraldo loves to be in danger. his magic mustache somehow protects him from any harm. whenever there's trouble in the world, fox news sends geraldo. they've been try to get rid of him for years. yesterday, he was in ben ghazi, libya, where the locals made him feel very welcome. [ gunfire ] >> take a knee take a knee. [ continued gunfire ] [ speaking in foreign language ] >> get out of the car! get out of the car! [ gunfire [ [ watch it, watch it! [ gunfire ] tell them not to shoot us. don't shoot us. don't shoot us. [ speaking foreign language ] [ gunfire ] >> oh! jz >> jimmy: see, that's smart. a lot of reporters don't think to tell the army not to shoot them. if you just tell them, they won't.

and they didn't. [ applause ] the college basketball ncaa championship game tonight in houston between butler and uconn. the game's on right now as we tape our program. butler's winning 22-19 at halftime. so it's a high-scoring affair. i tell you what, whoever wins, it feels kind of good to crown a champion without tom bergeron's help, doesn't it? tonight on "dancing with the stars" there are ten couples remaining. dancing as hard as they possibly can. the karate kid, turns out he didn't have a great night tonight but he's a pretty good dancer. i think he could actually win this thing. >> ralph and karina! let's start with carrie ann. >> you danced very well. light on your feet. compact. great form. >> thank you. >> such a great fantastic showman. >> all right, len. >> you had good movement around the floor. very impressed. well done. >> you are a huge huge

likability factor. you're very, very pleasing to watch. >> thank you, thanks. >> finally, from the cobra dojo johnny lawrence. what did you think? >> you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you laruso? little twerp. you're a disgrace on the dance floor. flat footed. swivel in your hips. you're snooki at happy hour. you think that crane kid crap's going to work here you got another thing coming. go back to recita punk! you're nothing but a zero! a zero! and that's what i'm going to give you, zero. >> shut up! >> jimmy: i've been wondering what johnny's been up to. this sounds like it was pretty scary. on friday a five-foot hole tore in a roof of a flight going from phoenix to sacramento.

which turned the plane into a giant convertible. the passengers were shaken up. there was one lucky dog who got to hang his head out of a plane going 500 miles an hour. thankfully the plane managed to land safely on a small island with a polar bear and a smoke monster on it so -- [ laughter ] now there are three more southwest planes with crack in the fuselage. how charlie sheen got crack into the fuselage i have no idea. [ laughter ] someone has got to stop him. nickelodeon had their annual kids choice awards on saturday. jack black was the host again. of all people snoop dogg was a musical guest for the show. if you think back like 12 years ago, this would not have seemed possible but it happened. snoop performed with a boy band called big time rush. it was very weird. ♪ sneeze i'm ♪ i'm the one for her ♪ ♪ she's the one for i ♪ ♪ all i really want is to be a ♪ [ applause ]

>> breaking news. as members of the boy band big time rush kendall schmidt, james, carlos pena jr. and logan henderson, have been murdered. to death. with a green slimy gun. >> jimmy: yale, welleah, well, i bet i know who did it too. you know what you have to expect that. president obama today formally announced he'll run for re-election in 2012. just as i predicted, by the way. the president made the announcement on his website with a simple question, "are you in." wouldn't that have been a better slogan for president clinton? no? would it? obama promised today if he is elected he'll dedicate himself to try to undo the damage caused by the current administration. despite everything that's going on in the country, things look pretty good for obama. right now, his biggest

challenger is donald trump whop is very busy trying to decide between gary busy and meat loaf on "celebrity apprentice." have you been watching "the celebrity apprentice?" last night, the contestants were challenged to create a work of hart and sell it for charity. gary busey's been the breakout star of the season. last night, meat loaf accused him -- accused gary busey of taking his art supplies. and went completely berserk. >> okay! [ bleep ]! >> what's wrong? >> mother [ bleep ]! >> what's wrong? >> i bought those [ bleep ] sponges. part of that paint is mine. i'm [ bleep ] sick and tired of [ bleep ] you mother [ bleep ]! >> hey no no no. >> that was all mine in my basket. >> mother [ bleep ]! >> no, i've been -- >> you don't want to [ bleep ] start with me! >> meat, don't do it don't do it. >> [ bleep ], you do not want to [ bleep ] with me!

you look in my eyes. i am the last person in the [ bleep ] world you ever [ bleep ] want to [ bleep ] with! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see now, when i see that, i see a guy who would make a really good apprentice for a major corporation. [ laughter ] never seen anyone get so excited about sponges before. i mean that's an argument you have in the first grade, right? he stole my art supplies? the best part was after meat lost his mind one of the other contestants, country singer john rich, found the bag with the sponges in it. >> i bought sponges. i bought spray paint. i have my [ bleep ] bag -- >> we can go back and grab more stuff. >> you just don't [ bleep ] assume! you [ bleep ] ask! >> meat meat meat look is this your bag? i might have just found your bag. it was under a -- corner. >> you pushed me too [ bleep ] far! >> does this look like it?

>> thank you. >> it was under a corner. >> take your [ bleep ] spray paint. >> thank you very much. >> shut the [ bleep ] up! [ applause ] >> jimmy: not a polite exchange. [ cheers and applause ] it's not. honestly, at what point do they start calling "the celebrity apprentice" rehab because that is what it is. somehow meat loaf has done the impossible and out-crazed gary busey. as far as i'm concerned, we have our winner for the show. i wish i could show you the whole episode. it's incredible. you have to watch it yourself. that was one of the best reality tv fights ever. i don't want it to be forgot son what we've done is we took the audio from "celebrity apprentice" last night we combined it with video from a classic cartoon and wouldn't you know, it fit together just right. >> okay! mother [ bleep ]! i bought those mother [ bleep ] sponges! i'm sick and tired of [ bleep ]

you, [ bleep ]! >> that was all mine in my basket. >> bull [ bleep ], mother [ bleep ]! >> well -- >> you don't want to [ bleep ] with me! you look in my eyes! i am the last person in the [ bleep ] world you ever [ bleep ] want to [ bleep ] with! >> thank you very much. >> shut the [ bleep ] up! s iss is busey. nothing more dangerous than an armed two foot man missing his sponges. a good show tonight. from "body of proof" -- the new show on abc -- dana delany is here. we have music from bad religion. and we'll be right back with katie holmes, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: well, hello there, home viewer. tonight on the show -- a delightful woman whom you know from many things. her new show is called "body of proof." dana delany is here with us. [ applause ] then later, punk rock legends -- now going on 30 years together -- their latest album is called "the dissent of man." bad religion -- from the bud light outdoor stage. later this week, on the show, christian slater, will be here dr. drew pinsky, norm macdonald, elisha cuthbert, vin diesel, neve campbell, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars." and we'll have music from funeral party, ellie goulding, and the decemberists. so join us for those shows. [ applause ] our first guest comes to us from toledo, ohio -- by way of "dawson's creek" -- you can see her now through april 10th in the role of former first lady jacqueline kennedy in the eight-part mini-series "the kennedys" -- airing weeknights

at 8:00 through april 10th on the reelz channel. please say hello to katie holmes! [ cheers and applause ] well, you look great, thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> very good. >> jimmy: everything's good? >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, your husband has been here a couple times before. he could not be nicer. he might be the nicest person who has ever walked through the doors of this theater but i cannot imagine being married to him. he almost killed me the last time he was here. >> you guys did a great job. a great job zip lining over hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: i was like a corpse put in a potato sack on a clothesline and sent -- we jumped -- we actually jumped off the building on zip lines of our theater and slid down to the ground. he was so relaxed and so eager to do it. i was so not eager and not

relaxed. >> i know. but you did a great job. he loved doing that with you. >> jimmy: i can't imagine, like how do you tell the kids not to play in the street when daddy's jumping off a building? >> well, you know he's very very safe and prepared. >> jimmy: i know he is. he knows what he's doing. >> he does. actually, one time we decided to do a lot of hiking in colorado. and we had -- we had a meeting before our first big hike. we were hiking four peaks. i was on my blackberry and i wasn't really paying attention. and i was thinking, hike kind of like running canyon, which is more like a dog park. >> jimmy: like a walk uphill. >> i knew something about it was going to be a long one, but that's all i kind of was listening to. so the next morning, we go and we're hiking and it's flat. and then all of a sudden our guides pull out these harvenesses. i was like what i have to put that on? what does this mean? we're going to be on the side of

a mountain? like really climbing? so, i made my husband go in front of me because a harness does not look good on anybody. and it was just -- i was like okay, that's going to be our agreement. so from now on i pay attention in our meetings. >> jimmy: yeah, i would think so. i can't believe you have meetings. we never had a meeting in my family. there was never a meeting. >> really? >> jimmy: no, did you have meeting, as a kid? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you did? >> i'm the youngest of five. there's a lot of coordination that has to happen. >> jimmy: we had no coordination at all. i mean, the only meetings we had were like at the gas station when the station wagon was broken down and my dad was like yelling at us saying we're never having another vacation again. as if it was our fault. >> i've had a few of those too when i was a little girl. >> jimmy: this is something i am trying to imagine standing there and watching this. because i'll tell you this if i was watching tom do this i would be very very nervous. but i'm not married to him. and you are. this is the tallest manmade structure ever built. this one over here.

[ laughter ] and here's tom on top of it. with his shoes off. because it's not unsafe enough to be up there with some sort of hiking apparel on. and you are down on the ground watching this? >> well i was -- he shot this in dubai in november. i was here in los angeles shooting "jack and jill" with adam sandler. and i planned a long weekend. and i went to visit. and i was always you know kind of on the blackberry how's it going? oh great. and a great day to him is you know, i slid down the building or i climbed up the building. so i always have to like keep that in mind. and i started juicing. i was, i think i'm really nervous. >> jimmy: you mean steroids? >> no no! i walk into those things. no vegetable juice. because i kind of lost my appetite. and then anyway so we go and he goes, come to set, we have a great shot.

he goes okay. so i get there and everybody's lovely. he's worked with the same crew and i know everyone. and they're great. anyway, so i -- they yell rolling and action. and he drops, like a lot of feet. and -- >> jimmy: this is what you're talking about? >> this is what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we were right there watching the monitor. >> jimmy: who's we were right there? >> suri and i. >> jimmy: he can't use the elevator, huh? he has to -- >> so we then -- we went -- i said, you know that was great, wow, wow. we're going to go and wait in the holding area. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then he did some more shots. then he came back -- >> jimmy: in the holding area you didn't have to watch this? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. >> no, there was chocolate there and -- >> jimmy: okay good. >> food and board games and i was just like -- you know let's play cards or whatever. so anyway then he came, he

said, how'd you like it? i said i loved it. he wrote to his friend kate loved it. his friend wrote to me and said what did you think? i said oh my god, i was terrified. i wanted to throw up. i think i pulled it off because i told him i loved it. >> jimmy: that's your great acting accomplishment right there. >> yes, yes, i'm on the spot i got to, you know perform. >> jimmy: speaking of board game, jada pinkett-smith was here and she said you guys sometimes will have game nights where you play -- do you play monopoly with like real money and real buildings or -- [ laughter ] is it the regular -- >> no. >> jimmy: what do you guys play? >> we play a version of scrabble called tig two which is you don't use the board, you just use the pieces and everyone gets four pieces. and you flip the pieces over at the same time. you try to make a word. if somebody makes a word they say take two. then you all have to take two. so if you're not quick, you know, you're taking two and taking two and taking two and suddenly you have 20 pieces and you have to make all these words. >> jimmy: who's the most competitive in that group of the

four of you? >> we're all pretty competitive. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's the worst loser in the group? [ laughter ] >> i think you'll have to come over and join us and you be the judge of that. >> jimmy: then it will be me. >> right. >> jimmy: suri's birthday coming up, i understand? >> her birthday is coming up. she's turning 5. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you feel like you have to have some crazy birthday party? like you go to chuck e. cheese headquarters and take it over offer something like that? >> you know her birthday is my favorite day of the year. i like to dedicate april to her birthday. >> jimmy: the whole month? >> i do. i love it. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> it's a big day. >> jimmy: wow. >> but she's really -- she really helps plan her party. because i want her to be happy. and so she wants her friends to come over. and a slumber party. so we make lists and we have meetings. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> she picks out things and she

wants to make the cake together and frost it together. there have been times where i've kind of done it all and she's like, this isn't the cake -- or whatever. >> jimmy: oh really? >> so i said okay we're going to do it together. she's very, very good at it. we had a barbecue yesterday and she decorated the whole kid's table and she made name cards for all the little girls, really sweet. i don't want to stop that. >> jimmy: she's a little party planner there. >> she's a great -- >> jimmy: might as well let her. for me what would happen is my kids would say wasn't to plan the party. i'd say, okay i'd try to trick them into doing all my ideas. >> that's not what you're supposed to do. >> jimmy: we should have a pinata full of fried chicken, for instance. that isn't what you're supposed to do? that must be where i went wrong. you're playing jacqueline kennedy. former first lady of the united states. who was very -- a fashion icon, must like yourself in a way. >> well thank you. >> jimmy: married to a very wealthy and powerful man. much like yourself in a way. thankfully, that's kind of where

the comparisons end. i would say. and this is a -- miniseries about kind of the family life, the whole back story with joe kennedy and the kennedys and all those kinds of things. >> yes. well, it's an eight-hour miniseries. it really covered the white house years and a little bit, you know up until bobby's death. and it was -- it's told kind of -- it's like a greek tragedy, the way that it's set up and the structure of it. and but really we wanted to show the human side of this very famous family and, you know it was kind of very daunting about taking on this project was, you know, so many people looked up to them have a certain relationship, you know, with them in their own way, so we kind of all had to say, well we've done all of our research and now we just have to make these characters our own and do our best with it. >> jimmy: yeah because people idealize them and they forget that they're human beings. and you forget -- like all these

horrible things that they went through in their lives. >> there was a lot of pain. but there was pain during the cuban missile crisis. there was personal pain. so they just lived such a big life, at such a high level, that you can't believe everything they were dealing with. >> jimmy: we have a clip here from the miniseries. do you need to set that up? >> this is when jack and jackie met. >> jimmy: when jack and jackie met. it's called "the kennedys." >> you read the congressional record. dullest thing on paper. >> that's the challenge, trying to find signs of intelligent life. >> jackie. >> so what do you do when you're not photographing? >> i ride horses. >> oh. >> and what do you do when you're not congressing or cutting a swath through washington's women? you have quite a reputation. >> it's not true.

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our next guest is an emmy winning actor who survived four years in dangerous combat on "china beach," and three years of even more dangerous combat on "desperate housewives." now she has her own show called "body of proof." watch it tuesday nights at 10:00 here on abc. please welcome dana delany! [ cheers and applause ] it's good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look great and you smell very good too, you have a very good fragrance. >> it must be my hairspray. >> jimmy: it's working well. >> the last time i was here, you were sick, you couldn't smell anything. >> jimmy: now i'm taking in double probably. >> yes. >> jimmy: i know you had a birthday a couple weeks ago. >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: did you plan it yourself like suri cruise? >> yes i took a meeting. with myself.

>> jimmy: you did? what did you guys decide? >> well we i was planning a dinner party at this restaurant that i invested in buchon here in beverly hills. >> jimmy: that's a famous restaurant. >> it's excellent, everyone go please. especially for launch.unch. we need people at lunch. i had a dream that night i dreamt i went to a spa. i e-mailed all my friends, screw you, i'm going to the desert. >> jimmy: you ditched your friends? >> it's my birthday. >> jimmy: why not? >> i was paying for it. >> jimmy: how many friends were coming? >> about eight i guess. >> jimmy: you went to the spa by yourself? >> huh. >> jimmy: well -- you must not like your friends that much. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: what did you do -- what spa did you go to? >> i went to this space called we care in desert hot springs. >> jimmy: it sounds look a rehab center. >> it kind of is actually. >> jimmy: oh, it is? >> yes, i was juicing like katie

holmes too. >> jimmy: you were juicing like -- making -- you doing it yourself or there's one of those -- >> you do to it yourself. you pay a lot of money to make your own juice. you fast on juices. you get colonics. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's -- wow, you really must not like your friends. how often do you get colonics? >> every one of my friends said good for you. >> jimmy: they did? >> they were pleased with my decision. >> jimmy: so you got colonics -- >> yes every day. >> jimmy: every day? >> every day. >> jimmy: wow, wow. >> it's not as bad as it sounds. >> jimmy: sounds bad though. >> it's not my favorite but -- >> jimmy: speaking of horrible medical procedures on this show, you -- i understand -- this is something i would never do if i was an actor. because you play forensic -- what do they -- >> well, she used to be a neuro surgeon and then she becomes a medical examiner. >> jimmy: so you go in look at

dead bodies figure out who did what. so you went and did -- actually looked at dead bodies? >> i observed four autopsies, yes, i did. >> jimmy: do you feel like you gained anything from that? >> i did. >> jimmy: that you're able to apply to your job? >> well job and life actually. >> jimmy: and life? >> yes, and life yeah. because for the job you made it look like i knew what i was doing. but in life, it's an honor to be able to see one of those things because it's like the secret club. how often do you get to see what's inside yourself? >> jimmy: me personally? i have a scope thing. i've got a telescope i have hooked up to my tv. for most people, i understand what you're talking about. >> you're lucky. >> jimmy: could you like seeing that? because i would be horrified to see that. >> no, it's so beautiful and awe inspiring that you feel like you've been given this gift that we all have been given this gift, whoever invented it is a genius, and you want to take care of it. you make that y-incision and you

look in and see exactly how a person lived and how they died it's all there. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you're seeing these people did -- you didn't know any of them, did you? >> the first time, it's weird. the brain does little tricks. the first one, i was nervous. because everybody told me i should be nervous. and it's a naked man lying on a slab. and his eyes were open. and they were really blue. and they were staring at me. and my mind just went do i know this guy? i think i know this guy. and then i thought, did i date this guy? [ laughter ] and i thought -- because he was my type. he was totally my type. >> jimmy: really? >> he was, yes. >> jimmy: the dead? >> i like them tall and stiff. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. but then you got used to it as you went back? >> yeah you get more and more used to it. you have more questions. then by the end, they let me help out. >> jimmy: what really? >> yeah. and i had the buzz saw and i

opened the cranium. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i took the brain out. i cut the brain out. i lifted it out. and then underneath the brain is the most beautiful thing, it's this little box made of bone right at the base of the brain. and that's where pituatary gland is kept. it's kind of like being a pilot. a check system you do at autopsy autopsies. there's certain organs. you do all this stuff. check it out. they let me take the brain out. they let me section the testicals. >> jimmy: oh wonderful. >> i was tell ago friend of mine about it. i saidish did the whole thing, i took the brain out. soup to nuts. >> jimmy: well, your idea of fun differs from mine. [ laughter ] i will say that. we have a clip here from the show. explain it a little bit beforehand. >> i think you have jeri ryan

who plays my boss and we don't always get along. my character megan is accused of not having any friends and she has to get some friends. she has trouble with that. >> jimmy: she's running off to spas to get colonics? >> mostly hanging out with dead people. >> jimmy: it's "body of proof." >> the bullet, you were looking for something? >> yeah. it is a .32 and too deformed to run through ballistics. just like peter thought. i thought i'd look to see if there was anything else like that. there's something caked on the bullet. >> so it hit something before it entered our victim. >> yeah, but not something, someone. >> jimmy: so it went through in the thing -- >> another person. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. i know the show's doing great. congratulations. it's called "body of proof." watch it tomorrow night at 10:00 on abc. dana delany, everyone. we'll be right back with bad religion.

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♪ stop them from shimmering away ♪ ♪ on blank sidewalk glittering asphalt somewhere summer days ♪ ♪ the wrong way kids were something more than friends navigating a sprawl without end ♪ ♪ did you ever want to take bad advice did you ever want to go and take it twice ♪ ♪ do you remember when the world began to put up its thorny fence ♪ ♪ right you are my friend so what's wrong with them there go the wrong way kids ♪ ♪ singing whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh-oh ♪ ♪ singing whoa oh whoa oh

whoa oh-oh ♪ ♪ singing whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh-oh and they call them the wrong way kids ♪ ♪ the kids today are gone away petitioning the dust with no one to look up to ♪ ♪ because they're looking up to us ♪ ♪ just misfit melancholy dregs gone lost in the mall wanderers to nowhere at all ♪ ♪ did you ever want to take bad advice did you ever want to go and take it twice ♪ ♪ do you remember when the world began to put up its thorny fence ♪ ♪ right you are my friend so what's wrong with them there go

the wrong way kids ♪ ♪ singing whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh-oh yeah whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh-oh ♪ ♪ singing whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh-oh and they call them the wrong way kids ♪ [ cheers and applause ]