morning america." until tomorrow, good night, america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: traditionally in a british wedding the bride wears white and her teeth wear yellow. >> dicky: christian slater. >> why did my mother make me wear these? >> dicky: dr. drew pinsky. >> jimmy: you're like the kardashians with a medical degree. >> dicky: from "dancing with the stars," wendy williams. >> jimmy: who cried more, wendy or kate gosselin? >> dicky: and music from the decemberists.

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word from pizza hut, where they've done the previously unthinkable by baking your favorite toppings all the way into the crust to create the ultimate stuffed crust pizza. yesterday, pizza hut sent some deliveries to the homes of real customers who ordered the ultimate stuffed crust pizza with a special surprise topping in the crust. $1,000 cash. >> hey, everybody. we love some pizza hut over here or what? >> so, we have some -- >> oh, wow! >> you want to pull that out? >> look at this! wow! >> that's $1,000 inside for you. >> you're going to make me cry. >> jimmy: look at that.

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show. thank you for watching and for being with us, for not crying or -- thank you for not compl n complaining or saying mean things to me. you know, we're all very happy here, but it was elimination night tonight on "dancing with the stars," where wendy williams got the bedazzled boot. she had the lowest score last night. a weird show last night. everyone had a somebody story. half the contestants dedicated their dances to a deceased family member, which, don't get me wrong, all very touching and got everyone a lot of votes. but i want to give a message to the members of my family. when i die, please don't honor me with a cha-cha. i don't want that. i don't need everybody in hell making fun of me, you know? you got that, uncle frank? >> i'll going to do the mambo. >> jimmy: okay, good. yeah, you'll be alive. >> no, i won't.

>> jimmy: i don't know, i guess there's something about losing a loved one that makes you want to kick up a leg and show america your color-coordinated underpants. last night, kirstie alley fell during her dance. her partner dropped her. but with the amount of time they spent on the floor, it was more of a roomba than a rumba. >> here's the individuvideo fro nig night's show. ♪ that seems like an overreaction to me. maks said his leg gave out which -- well, it isn't particularly surprising, the guy isn't even coordinated enough to button his shirts, but -- i don't think that was it. i don't think his leg gave out.

i don't think this was even m s maks' fault. watch very closely here. i suspect foul play. watch. see that? in the leg, right there. you see that? a blow dart. and -- i -- [ laughter ] sugar ray leonard hit him with a blow dart. he's very competitive. that's how he beat hagler. last night was elimination night in the world of college basketball. the university of connecticut huskies beat the butler bulldogs in a very low-scoring game. 53-41. that was the final score. it was the lowest scoring national championship game since the year the ball got stuck on the roof halfway through the first half and everyone had to go home. it wasn't much of a game, really. listen to the commentators here.

>> 7 for 37 overall for butler, which is just shocking. and yet they're only down one because uconn's 11 for 35. some good shots have been missed. a number of shots have been challenged. and there's alex getting one from point blank range. >> jimmy: you'd think of a three-foot hoop they could score a lot more. the end of college basketball means the beginning of a new season of major league baseball and the return of one of baseball's most cherished tradition which is the drunken fan running around on the field. this happened yesterday at camden yards. the orioles hosting the tigers. this guy -- security didn't bother to chase him. none of the players seemed to care. sometimes a player will step out and knock a guy down. not this time. they just kind of watched him and let him run out of steam. and eventually he just -- he

just laid down eventually. [ applause ] and the comes ca s cops came i carried him to bed. he took himself into custody. interesting story this morning on "good morning america." they profiled a woman named cindy jackson who holds the world record for having the most cosmetic procedures. surgeries and shots and all those things. she had 52 different procedures done. i mean, really, at a certain point, why not just buy a very pretty mask? the interview was fascinating. and while i personally can never imagine why a person would go through such an ordeal to look a little bit better, i have to admit, she did not look as weird as i thought she would. >> you are about to meet a woman who claims she is a trail blazer. cindy jackson says she is redefines what aging means. and i have to tell you, she's not what i was expecting. over the years, cindy has

transformed herself from this into this. why? >> if you can look this good, wouldn't you? [ laughter ] just imagine -- i know that's probably creepy for those of you at home when it's your uncle, a little extra something there. uncle frank, why were you dressed as a woman? >> well, sometimes, not that i'm a woman ever, but i like women so sometimes i like to imitate them so i'm close to them, because i really can't be close to them. something like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well said. >> thank you. >> jimmy: speaking of facelifts, the white house is getting one, too. there's a semisecret $376 million construction project going on at the white house right now. the official word is they're

updating underground heating systems, but there are reports that they are building a mysterious tunnel. poor obama. that's a lot of work just to get away from your mother-in-law. let the man have a cigarette already. but there's a lot of speculation to what the tunnel's purpose is, for security or transportation, maybe it leads to oprah's bedroom. we don't know. personally, i believe he's building an underground kenya, a new subterranean land, so he can africanize us from below. i heard that on fox news. here's a story about the tunnel from the news today and make of it whatever you will. >> and the big dig under way at the white house. a massive construction project expected to last several years. it's an overdue upgrade of utilities, but there seems to be a mysterious tunnel that's being built and there is speculation that it's a secret presidential lair.

that's where the president keeps them and occasionally when he needs them, he sends them to hollywood bul varld to take pictures for a dollar. [ applause ] just in case there's an emergency. did you hear about -- you heard about the snake that was missing from the bronx zoo last week. the snake got out of its cage. took the zoo a week to find it. just like "sneaks on a plane" but without samuel jackson and a plane and there was only one snake. but of course they found the snake on thursday. it was hiding in a corner of the building. they found it between a timing cabinet and a dead zoo keeper. and it's got a lot of attention, so, now the bronx zoo and "the new york daily news "are holding a contest to name it. which, far be it from me to mettle in zoo business, but if they had named her to begin with, they would have called her when they got lost. cobra, cobra, come here.

which one? are they talking to me? instead of a naming it contest, how about a keeping it from escaping again contest? that seems like a better idea. [ applause ] i'm not participating in the snake naming contest but if i were, i would name the snake cobra winfrey. automatic audience built in right away. star jones, speaking of snakes, is -- [ laughter ] is back from wherever it is she went. last night she was on "the joy behar show." she's written a new novel about a group of women who host a daytime talk show and it's called "satan's sisters." for real. that is the title. i told you they were in league with the devil over there. here's star reminiscing with her former sister in satan about her time on "the view." >> let's go back to "the view" for the moment. what were the happy moments you can share with us?

>> pretty much the first eight years were all happy. >> how long were you there? ten? >> nine. >> jimmy: what kind of a laugh? hear that laugh again, shall we? [ laughter ] car won't turn over or manag something. that's a laugh you use to taunt batman. the royal wedding of prin williams and kate middleton is coming up on the 29th of this month. right now, a team of 40 shes is frantically cutting the crusts off thousands of slices of white bread. i don't understand the fascination with the royal wedding or with weddings in general. but it's there. i keep asking, what is it? and people are interested in the fashion angle. in a british wedding, the bride wears white and her teeth wear yellow, but -- [ applause ] you know, it's -- as far as, i don't know, to me, wedding

dresses all look the same. it not just the bride. the queen is looking for a dress, too. i bumped into her at marshall's this morning. you would think the queen would have, like, a staff to make an outfit for her out of birds and ribbons and stuff but she, believe it or not, she's been out shopping for a dress in london herself. >> wedding preparations are in full swing for prince william and kate middleton. the future king and queen have officially chosen their wedding party and posted the list on facebook. even the queen is busy with preparation. cameras caught her royal highness shopping for a gown on london's saddle row, where she fitted for a dress. the wedding will take place on april 29th at westminster abbey. >> jimmy: i'm half disgusted and half more turned on than i've ever been in miff life. we have a good show planned for you tonight. dr. drew pinsky is here to heal us all. we have the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," wendy williams with us. music from the decemberists.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. tonight, gentleman who has a new show. he needed another show. it's called "dr. drew," airing five nights a week on headline news. dr. drew pinsky is here. he's got like 30 shows now. then another talk show host fresh from her rejection and ejection from "dancing with the stars," wendy williams is here with partner tony dovolani. is she here yet? we'll find out.

and finally, with music from this, this is their latest album, it'scalled "the king is dead." the decemberists from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by norm macdonald. he will be joined by another canadian, elisha cuthbert. and we'll have music from funeral party, who i believe are americans. so don't worry. and then, on thursday, vin diesel, neve campbell and music from ellie goulding. over the last 20 years, our first guest has raised hell, children and, of course, his left eyebrow. he's been in more than 60 mu vaes and now has a new comedy on television, it's called "breaking in." it premieres at 9:30 tomorrow night on fox, please welcome christian slater. [ cheers and applause ]

>> thank you very much. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> good to see you, too, man. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> great. >> jimmy: do you remember when i ran into you on vacation once. >> i was excited. >> jimmy: i was much more excited because i was like, hey, what's going on. there you go. >> we're all cool at first and then it's like, when we're walking away with our friends were we we were like, did you see that? >> jimmy: do you get excited? >> i do get excited. yes. >> jimmy: i would think at this point that you would be immune to -- >> well, i mean, there are moments sometimes. i was just out at the place on vacation recently and, you know, very, very small, very remote place. >> jimmy: you want on have case without me? >> i know. this time. i will tell you where it was, though. we can meet up there again. i heard a rumor that was going to be coming there. i'm a huge fan of this dude. very excited. this is the type of place where you go and you can really relax

and, it's like, you can sing. they have a little band, a little bar area, piano bar. very, very relaxed. so, i would sing sinatra tunes, that type of thing. just on a whim. >> jimmy: live karaoke kind of thing? >> sort of. well, look, i probably sound r karao karaoke, but it's definitely just a nice very relaxing vibe. so i heard this guy was coming. he shows up and, you know, i gave him a tour of the place, walked him around. i was there for a long time. i was a little bit of a resid t resident. and he, i -- he gave me a tour of his boat, i was thrilled. i figured, yeah, very nice boat and i was thrilled. i thought, this is enough. i'm good. i went back to the beach, i chilled. i went to dinner at the one restaurant they have at this place in the evening and i sent them over a bottle of wine, you know, just to say thank you for the day and then he came over to say thank you for the wine and i had a cigar and i gave him the

extra cigar and he's sitting there, we're smoking and relaxing and hanging out and this lady joins us, right? and she says to this dude, hey, why don't you get up and play piano, come on. i said, lady, look, we're here, he doesn't want to play. he doesn't want to do that, you know? i bet he doesn't even know how to play anymore. right at this moment, the guy stands up, he goes over to the piano and he starts playing beethoven and mozart. then, he says, okay, slater, show me what you got. i said, okay, i kind of know a little sinatra. he starts playing "that's life" and i sing. it went over well. he played "one for my baby." that went over very well. and his girlfriend said, come on, everybody wants to hear you. and by the way, the show that i'm on -- phenomenal -- >> jimmy: i'm dying to know -- you have to tell us who the person is. >> i'll get to who the person is --

>> jimmy: is it clay aiken? >> the show is on 9:30. >> jimmy: you don't do this on the show, do you? >> i tell long stories. >> jimmy: ryan seacrest? >> so 9:30, right after "american idol." it's called "breaking in." it's about a security company that -- [ applause ] my friends are backstage going, well done. that was good. >> jimmy: tell us who it is, slater! >> what were we talking about? okay, so, yeah, it was billy joel. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> yeah, he was the sweetest, nicest guy and to get up there and do that -- especially after the lady is ribbing him. >> jimmy: you -- i mean, do you think he got -- she did a pretty good job of -- >> of motivating him. i thought -- >> jimmy: he probably doesn't know how to play piano anymore. oh, yes i do! >> yeah, yeah. exactly. i know. i know. so, thank you, lady. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> one of the greatest moments

of my life. >> jimmy: that is an exciting moment. that even better than vacationing with me. >> well, look. we had some good times. >> jimmy: on the show, i wish you would have brought up earlier -- >> we've run out of time. >> jimmy: this is kind of cool. your character has captain kirk's -- >> star trek chair. the original. from 1970s. >> jimmy: and this is something that you personally own. >> well, yeah, buddy of mine had gotten me the chair. the chair definitely does have an iconic kind of vibe to it. like adam sandler came to visit the set, because he's the producer of the show, as well. and i took him right into the office where the chair is, i said, dude, have a seat, you got to sit down in the chair. he's like, no, that's too powerful. i can't do it. he didn't. so, i thought that was incredible. >> jimmy: that is cool. >> it has a vibe. when that chair is on the set, you know. >> jimmy: have you met cap tape kirk himself? >> i did many, many years ago

meet william shatner, captain kirk. i was about 7. >> jimmy: oh, really? that is many years ago. >> long time ago. it was at the height of the whole thing. and -- >> jimmy: how did you meet him at 7? >> my mother, she's in the business. she's a casting director. so, she knows everybody, literally. and i remember, she woke me up that morning and she had this whole star trek outfit for me to wear, right? and it had -- it wasn't a cool outfit, it was, you know, i wanted the yellow shirt and the black paints and thes boos. she got me a white outfit with little star ships all over it. >> jimmy: like sheets. >> exactly. so, you know, so i put this getup on and we went to see a show and then we went back to the house that night and there was a party at the house, some

kind of party and william shatner was standing there in the hallway across the way. i saw him and i pretty much, i mean, i looked at my outfit and i hid under a table for about four hours. he was standing in the hallway that i would have to take to get to my bedroom. he was right there. >> jimmy: and you were embarrassed even at that young age by your outfit? >> yes, yes, yes. i was embarrassed by my outfit when i saw you on the island. oh, god, why did my mother make me wear these? >> jimmy: did he see you? did he spot you? >> no. >> jimmy: tell us about the show. what is -- the premise behind the show? >> the premise of the show is about a security company that tests the security of anything you can think of. banks to government agencies to museums to car dealerships. from a to z. me and my team will make sure whatever you are trying to keep safe stays safe so the bad guys can't get to it. >> jimmy: they hire you guys to do this and to attack them and see how vulnerable they are.

>> big government agencies, museums. exactly. they'll hire us to test whatever weaknesses may be in their system. >> jimmy: i got you. we have a clip. do you need to set it up? >> i believe this is the conversation between me and cameron, played by brett anderson. >> jimmy: are we going to get to see the chair? >> i don't believe you see the chair. you will have to watch tomorrow at 9:30. >> jimmy: here we do. "breaking in," premieres tomorrow night on fox. >> i got a proposition for you. seems that i am suddenly in need of a new intern. >> like filing and -- >> and hacking into the world's security systems. >> lots to chew on. but i have to say no. >> do i look like your prom date? no is not an option. here is how it's going to go. you are either going to come work for me or i'm going to turn you over to the college and you're going to go to jail. you a cudder will, cam? you look cuddly. >> jimmy: there you go.

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still to come, the decemberists and wendy williams. if you're a famous person who is addicted to anything at all, drugs, alcohol, sex, twizzlers, you name it, he wants you to stop it. now he's the host of a new talk show airing at 9:00 weeknights on hln. please welcome dr. drew pinsky. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dr. drew, first of all, great to see you. >> you look skinny. >> jimmy: you look muscular. you are turning into, like, the hulk or something. >> fat, i think, is what it is. >> jimmy: how many shows do you have now? celebrity rehab with dr. drew. sex rehab with dr. drew. sober house, teen mom and 16 and pregnant, you appear on the specials sometimes. dr. drew's life changers is coming this fall to cw. the new show dr. drew. dancing with the dr. drews.

you're like the kardashians with a medical degree. it's unbelievable. you've got 45 television shows. congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: so, things are going well. you must not be seeing patients at all. >> i've really cut down that a bit. >> jimmy: you are a real doctor. you performed a lot of procedures on me. >> this is true. how far are we going to go into this? >> jimmy: you went as far as anyone can go. >> i know i went inside. it's whether you want to talk to america about that. >> jimmy: they can read between the lines. >> it involved spikes. you went in from front and the back. >> i've been practicing medicine for 30 years. >> jimmy: you have gentle and warm and smooth hands. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you didn't tell me that at the time. >> jimmy: you just finished another season of celebrity

rehab. >> we did. let me finish about being a doctor. people don't understand -- the term doctor has been so bantered about these days. i'm a physician, i practice medicine for 30 years and recently i shrunk that way down. >> jimmy: once i ate a piece of bacon that was a year old that was nailed to the wall and you were the first person that i called. i said, what do i do? >> adam made you do that? >> jimmy: i thought i was dying. don't you remember that? >> i thought it was a -- >> jimmy: it was a bet, but it was -- yeah, it was a stupid bet, but -- i did eat the bacon. and you told me to eat some r rolaids or something. i think that's when people started to question if you are a real doctor or not. [ applause ] now this show, celebrity rehab. >> we finished another season. interesting season. >> jimmy: it's always interesting. >> right. >> jimmy: very fascinating. >> i kept telling the producers of the show, you don't have to do anything. when you work with addicts in

treatment, stuff goes down. always things, drama, chaos. >> jimmy: there's no need for fake narrative. >> there's no monkeying or producing. just a documentary that's constructed like a -- >> jimmy: monkeys on the show? >> no. a few monkeys on my back. >> jimmy: who are the celebrities on the show? >> we mad michael lohan. michaele salahi. >> jimmy: she's a celebrity? >> i guess. i don't -- >> jimmy: you don't follow this stuff, i know. >> nor do i do the casting. i just get -- i can't say, hey, jim m jimmy, you got a drug problem, wait until the cameras heat up in june. i would take you to treatment right there. >> jimmy: that would be bad. what about michael lohan? he's got a number of -- >> alcohol, cocaine. severe codependency, like wild. and the surprise of this season is, i'm going to predict this right now. people are going to love him.

>> jimmy: in what way? >> he's a really nice likable guy. >> jimmy: there's no way that's true. >> i swear to god, jimmy. >> jimmy: are you sure you got the right michael lohan? lindsay's father? >> lindsay's father. he's a great guy. >> jimmy: imposter broke in. >> no, he's a very likable guy. he does some goofy stuff and he gets frustrated to deal with but he's a likable guy. >> jimmy: really? i can't believe that. but i take your word for it. >> we had bai ling. >> jimmy: how did she do? >> with medicine and talk. it was good. >> jimmy: you can't reveal who did well -- that's kind of weird. >> pretty much the whole group did well this year. >> jimmy: do you check in with them after the show? >> we do. and they are still involved in treatment. they go for three more months. >> jimmy: i heard your kids are going to college, which is crazy. i remember when they were very little, triplets, all going to college. will, like, gary busey move into

your house? >> gary is doing fine. >> jimmy: he's doing great. he's doing really good. >> all right. he is doing great. kids are going off to great schools. very excited for them. and, you know, it's funny. people come up to, lately, been saying to me, is it going to be okay when the kids are gone. you're going to be stuck alone with your wife all the time. dicky's laughing. no, and i was telling this to the ep of the hln show we're doing. i said, we are sbo each other. we like hanging out. he said, that's odd. i go -- god, i guess you're right. after 20 years, to be really into each other, really enjoy spending time together -- we're unusual. but we are -- that's us. >> jimmy: four months into that, though -- >> i'll check in. >> jimmy: now this is from your new show on hln, which last night you had sammy hay jar on the show.

and sammy has a book and there's interesting revelations in the book. >> revelations indeed. >> jimmy: let's look -- we put things together. i want everyone to note drew's body language here. >> welcome to the show, sammy. is there anything you can't do? you write a book, it's number one sales. >> goose bumps. >> the >> jimmy: there's a little bit of a tender -- and there's a lot of kind of caressing going on there. >> notice the direction the hands are going. >> jimmy: higher up on the high. >> yep, yep, thank you. >> jimmy: what is -- are you dating sammy hagar? you know he's a man. >> that's how my wife and i keep it fresh. you figured the secret out. >> jimmy: you mix van halen into the relationship? >> that's my interviewing style. >> jimmy: save that for women. guests are going to get nervous. i guess it would be weird. you had a porn star on tonight, one of charlie sheen's friends

and you can't grope her as much as you would sammy. >> i touched her, too. >> jimmy: it is okay to touch? you're a doctor. >> right. remember? remember when i touched you? >> jimmy: that's not the way you should be touching people. well, congratulations. there are so many shows, i don't know what to plug. but focus on the new one, called "dr. drew," weeknights at 9:00 on hln. dr. drew pinsky, everyone. we'll be right back with wendy williams.

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>> jimmy: hello there. we're back. still to come, the decemberists. our next guest's name is the latest added to the list of casualties of "dancing with the stars" season 12 and yet somehow, meat loaf and gary busey are still on "the celebrity apprentice." she has her own talk show called "the wendy williams show." here along with her dance partner tony dovolani, please welcome wendy williams. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those are some very sparkly uggs or whatever you got on there. >> well, my dogs are hurting. >> jimmy: you tweeted a picture of your feet and -- i apologize if i'm being rude but these are the most horrible feet i've ever seen.

>> but they're functioning. they're even better. as a matter of fact, when i get back to my senses, my feet are going to join me on twitter. that is actually from a bunion. >> did you eat a golf ball? >> it's the swelling. it's the swelling. >> jimmy: that's terrible. that looks painful. >> my feet are legendary that are size 11. right now, sometimes they are 12. today, probably a size 13. >> jimmy: getting longer. every day. >> well, they are very, very wide. but they get me around. >> i guess so. >> i'm a tall girl. they don't get me across the dance floor well, though. >> jimmy: last night, you didn't fall yet you got the lowest score. what do you think is behind that? do you think there's some sort of double dealing going on? you believe you should have been eliminated last night? >> i don't know, jimmy what do you think? >> jimmy: i don't know. i really don't know what to make of "dancing with the stars" because i think if i was doing it, i would say, vote who you want thrown off instead of vote who you want to stay on because i think then people could focus a little bit better.

>> well -- here's the thing. it is what it is -- >> jimmy: right, tony? >> that's negative driven. >> jimmy: of course. that's my whole life. >> negative driven. it's about putting smiles on people's faces. yes, there's a casualty every tuesday but it's a wonderful show and i would love the fact that all kids can watch it without having to worry. >> they don't have to shield their eyes. and listen, i tell you what. i don't know about the other stars, past, present or in the future, but i know for me i truly am what they're looking for. when you think of watching "dancing with the stars" you want to watch a celebrity that's never danced. i don't know how to do the running man. like -- i nurse my libations in the banquette when i go to the club. i've never been one to cut a rug. >> jimmy: tony, do you agree that wendy doesn't know how to dance? >> i absolutely agree on that one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: wendy, you were only on for a couple of weeks. >> three weeks.

>> okay, three weeks. you cried a lot in those three weeks. >> i'm a crier. >> jimmy: who cried more, tony, wendy or kate gosselin? your old partner? >> oh, good. >> oh my goodness, that's a good question. >> yeah. >> we might have cried for different reasons. my tears are tears of happiness. i -- when i cried the first week, we got a 14, which is the lowest score, i was crying because i could not believe i was on tv, conquering a fear. and p.s., how many people get a chance to get on tv in front of 25 million people and hold the wonder woman pose? >> jimmy: a lot -- i mean, not that many. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's all i'm saying. i am complete. >> jimmy: do you think it's harder being in that position because you're such a strong woman? >> yeah, it is. it is. because everybody expects me -- [ laughter ] no, in the position of being on "dancing with the stars" and then eliminated? is that what you mean? >> jimmy: not eliminated, i mean being vulnerable like that. >> no, it's not because i am a soft and pink woman and -- [ cheers ]

thank you. i -- listen -- >> jimmy: same here. >> i'm a girly girl, i'll soft and pink. i don't mind crying. i wear my emotions on my sleeve and i think the judges and the "dancing with the stars," the people who cast us were looking for was -- let me tell you something about your scores. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> well, i don't know. you tell me. they kept saying, bring out wendy. tony, you know. tony. don't act -- >> jimmy: tony has to go back next week. he doesn't need any trouble. >> listen, i had fun. >> jimmy: now it's time for a little more suffering. i'm afraid. this is a tradition here at the show. go out to guillermo, who has your shoes. it's time to the say burning of the capezios. tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and now your shoes must pay the price. guillermo? america has spoken and your dance card has been punched. wendy williams and tony dovolani, everyone. "dancing with the stars," mondays at 8:00, tuesdays at 9:00 and the wendy williams show every day. we'll be right back with the decemberists. [ cheers and applause ]

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