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a." they're working while we're sleeping. we're always on at abcnews.com, where you can get all the latest news from libya and across the world. until tomorrow, good night, america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: you are 40% less likely to be audited if you include a bed bath & beyond coupon. >> dicky: emma roberts. sugar ray leonard. >> jimmy: what will you do to reclaim your hasmasculineitymasculinity? >> dicky: morgan spurlock. and music from jenny and johnny. >> dicky: i knew penguins were gay. you can n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
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and, that's for you, guillermo. i love whiffle ball. let's do another one. pitch it overhand. there we go. well, i tell you what if this doesn't prove why fuse is so good, i don't know what will. right, puppies with pizza? they agree. >> dicky: fuse. fruit flavors and nutrients. it's better when you mix things up. go to facebook.com/fuzebeverage and tell us how you mix things up. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes morgan spurlock, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," music from jenny and johnny and emma roberts. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's better when you mix
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my name is theresa ayres and this is my quilt shop. i don't like doin' taxes. i did them online. there was a lot that i'd guessed at, and i have a feeling i guessed wrong. [ announcer ] don't leave money on the table. h&r block. never settle for less. what could possibly hold together all the natural energy found in peanuts? caramel works. payday. crunchy roasted peanuts and soft chewy caramel come together to give you sweet energy. payday. the sweet taste of energy. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel! tonight -- emma roberts. morgan spurlock.
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from "dancing with the stars," sugar ray lend that. and muse trick jenny and johnny. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, in all likelihood, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, economy toe. hi, everyone i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for being in attendance. before we get started, i want everyone to know i'm going to be keeping the show completely real. it's going to be so real so you haters better step if you know what i'm saying. and i think you do. have you filed your taxes yet? your tax returns? very proud of yourselves, aren't you? well, you know you don't have to file them by april 15th this
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year. there's a holiday in washington, d.c. being observed on friday. because of that the tax deadline gets pushed to monday the 18th. you have three extra days to go through restaurant dumpsters looking for receipts. did you know you are 40% less likely to be audited if you include a bed, bath and beyond coupon with your tax return? that's true. tonight on "dancing with the stars," it was elimination night. though kendra wilkinson had the lowest score last night, sugar ray leonard got the boot. i guess the audience felt sorry for kendra because she had to have sex with hugh hefner to get on the show and all sugar ray had to do is punch a bunch of guys in the face. sugar ray and his partner anna trebunskaya, which in russia means smith, will be here tonight. to talk about it. for those of you who didn't watch the show last night. kirstie alley lost a shoe but
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got a standing ovation. a girl from the disney channel danced a nice waltz and judge bruno said some things that even steven tyler said ah creepy. last week kirstie alley fell, this week, she lost a shoe. but she got a good score for dancing shoeless. she got 22 for dancing without a shoe. i don't get that. heather mills danced without a leg, she came in seventh. doesn't seem fair. you know -- [ applause ] the featured performer tonight, usually they have a singer on the show. they had jennifer hudson which was something. "american idol" singing on "dancing with the stars" for the stars of "the girls next door" and the host of "america's funniest home videos." it's an event rarely seen in reality television tonight. karina smirnoff she's partnered
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with ralph macchio this year. she will apparently appear nude in the may issue of "playboy" magazine, which -- [ applause ] women clapping. that's going to make things difficult for ralph in rehearsal, i think. this is where all the waxing off starting to pay dividends. she said she did the shoot with "playboy" because she loves the adrenaline rush. i guess that's the difference between me and a professional dancer. being nude just makes me kind of sad. karina is one of a number of "dancing with the stars" participants with connections to playboy. brookeburg burke was in playboy, kendra wilkinson, of course steve wozniak, back in 2008. under turnoffs he put
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things that turn on and off. lady gaga had an embarrassing moment on sunday night on stage in houston. she -- you can see here she's playing her flaming piano and she got up on the bench and fell off the piano. she's about to fall off. there she goes. hit her head on the stage. [ applause ] people are clapping. i wonder if it will be like gilligan when he got hit on the head with the coconut. she wakes up and goes wait a minute, i wore meat? [ applause ] today -- thank you. today has some historical significance you may or may not be aware of. it's the 150th anniversary of the beginning of the civil war today. for those of you who are young or didn't pay attention in school, the civil war was kind of like team edward and team jacob, only without the vampires.
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i wish i could go back in time and tell everyone don't worry, i know things seem bad right now but in 150 years, the biggest news of the day will be that someone named lady gaga fell off herpe yan know. guillermo, you're an expert on american history, right? >> yes. >> reporter: who won the civil war? >> that happened long time ago. >> jimmy: yeah, it did. uncle frank, you were there. who won the civil war? >> the north. >> jimmy: that's right. >> the northern states, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> okay. >> jimmy: very good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: guillermo, do you know the north from which country won? >> no. >> jimmy: it was northern mexico. >> okay. >> jimmy: in more recent political news, mitt romney announced that he's entering the 2012 presidential race but unfortunately for mitt a new poll came out today that says the most popular choice among
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republican voters is donald trump. jchlt [ rim shot ] that wasn't a joke. according to a new cnn poll donald trump is tied with mike huck kaabee for first place. maybe the people doing the polls are calling while "the apprentice" is on. maybe if they did a poll during "dancing with the stars," tom bergeron would be out in front. trump insists he's going to run and that he wants to win. i guess he figures if he can pull that hair off, he can do anything. and it kind of makes sense. during an interview on fox news yesterday, trump said, i am obama's worst nightmare. which -- really? worse than oprah hiding in the lincoln bedroom in a string bikini? [ applause ] i don't think so. maybe second. this was a scary thing. at jfk in new york the world's largest passenger aircraft an
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airbus a-380 bumped a small plane on the tarmac. it was an air france plane, and its left wing hit the smaller plane's tail. watch the video here. >> dell is a crj, turn left on alpha and proceed to the runway. >> tower, we seem to be having a little difficult tick making the left turn. our wheel is stuck. >> roger that. help on. >> hello? how may i be of assistance? >> please help delta with their left turn. hold on tight, delta. >> whee! thanks, air france. >> vive la france! >> jimmy: in the airline industry, they call it a french kiss. the american library association released their annual list of the frequently challenged books. formal complaints from people that go to the library. in other words, homeless people. and once again this year the
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top offender the most offensive book is a book called "and tangle makes three." it's about a baby penguin being raised by a same-sex penguin couple. i knew penguins were gay. you can just tell. that's what they were marching for. gay rights. [ applause ] can you imagine going to the library and then writing a letter of complaint about this? that's got to -- dear head of the library. i am outraged by your book on homm homosexual penguins. here's a story about another bird. i don't know if this one is gay. i don't care. it really makes no differences to me. this is a duck who built a nest right next to a chick-fil-a. >> folks are stopping by a new jersey chick-fil-a, not for the chicken, but for the duck. take a look at this mother duck whose nest is right next to the
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menu sign. the nest was discovered after landscapers cleared some overgrowth to prefair for spring planting. the duck has several eggs in her nest. >> some ducks out there with some eggs. that's where we get our chechen from, i chicken from, i guess. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess. i didn't know that. chickens come from ducks and ducks come from geese. it's hakuna matata. the royal wedding of prince william and kate middleton is rapidly approaching. it's on the 29 itself ofth of this month. i was not invited. i wasn't invited to the last one, either. apparently, 2,000 people are invited. and the queen is making her parents pay for it. it's interesting to find out who gets invited. not everyone invited is famous. but quite a few are. >> on the 29th of april, the
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world's eyes will be focused squarely on west minlser abbey as prince william and kate middleton marry. as days inch nearer alterations to the guest list have become final. the royal couple will be joined by 1,900 of their dearest friends, including such notable names as guy ritchie, the beckhams, the osborns, the munsters, kings of jordan bahrain and saudi arabia queen latina, sir elton john sir mix a lot, bo the white house dog, rob kardashian bart similar p tonne, jared from subway and flavor flav. >> jimmy: he's going? must be a jewel thing that they have in common. on "good morning america" today they had an interview with jenn sterger, "nightline" had more with jenn tonight. she's the former new york jets employee who claims brett favre texted her pictures of his penis
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the craziest thing about this story is apparently she's never met him. >> there's this perception of you that people automatically start to think, oh she's a gold digger, she's a homewrecker. i'm none of those things. i've never met the man. >> if you finally did meet him what would you say to him? >> i don't plan on that happening. i don't plan on that happening. >> jimmy: they mefrnever met? and this is how he introduces himself to people? that's quite a how do you do? it really is. maybe he just gets nervous talking to girls and texting those pictures is an ice breaker? speaking of football the nfl lockout that could end up canceling next season is still in effect. the federal jung who is handling the lawsuit ordered both parties to go to super vised med yags. but for the time being, nfl players are out of work.
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so, in order to help them out, i've been hiring them here at the show. my uncle frank today was working with our new audio assistant, who happens to also be the running back for the kansas chiefs, it's thomas jones. >> dr. uncle franning here keeping you healthy. the letter today is from betty jones -- >> bring up that boom. >> okay my bad. sorry. >> back to line. and ready frank. and action. >> dr. uncle frank, keeping you healthy. the letter today is from -- >> cut. thomas, it's in the shot again. >> ah! >> hello? hey, yeah, i'm working jimmy kimmel. yeah, $500 a week. not bad. >> jimmy: and worth every penny. we're still getting some of the kinks out. but they're trying and that's what's most important. hey, we have a good show tonight. morgan spurlock is here the documentarian. we have the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," sugar ray leonard.
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. hey, would you mind if i ask sheila out? of course not. we broke up 6 months ago. but i don't think she'd go for a guy like -- [ ping! ] she says she'd love to. [ ping! ] she can't wait to see me. [ ping! ] she's wanted me to ask her out for over a year now! [ ping! ] she just sent me a video. [ girl's voice ] hi stephen can't wait for our date! oh, can i see that? aah! [ male announcer ] in the network, sparks fly faster. at&t is getting faster with 4g. rethink possible. i was a little nervous about bringing k-y yours + mine home. i didn't want him to think i was -- the greatest wife ever. one has an amazing sensation for me, the other a thrilling sensation for him. and when they combine -- ♪ ♪ [ both sigh ] [ female announcer ] k-y brand yours + mine.
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>> jimmy: hi there. thank you for watching. we have a lot to bring you tonight. on the way over here now from "dancing with the stars," the latest celebrity eliminee, the great fighter, sugar ray leonard and his partner anna trebunskaya are with us. also tonight, documentary filmmaker. you know him from "super size me." his new documentary is called "the greatest movie ever sold." it opens next friday. morgan spurlock is here. and then a real life music couple. just like sonny and cher. this is their new album. it's called "i'm having fun
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now." jenny and johnny from the bud light stage. tomorrow night on the show what do we have? eva longoria will be here patrick wilburg, music from robin, music from francis and the lights. so join us for those programs too. our first guest tonight, movie sets watching her aunt julia act. i spent mine watching my uncle frank take out the garbage. she's a fine actress whom you can see doing her very best to avoid being stabbed in the much-anticipated sequel "scream 4." it opens in theaters on friday. please say hello to emma roberts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how it's going? >> fine, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i know you guys had your big premiere across the street last night. >> we did. >> jimmy: was it fun? >> really, really good. it was overwhelming but very
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fun. >> jimmy: why was it overwhelming? just because there was so much press? >> so many people. so much happening. when i was on the carpet, the lights went off and i thought that it was a prank because, it's a scary movie, this and that. and they just went off. that was kind of weird. >> jimmy: bust a power outage? >> just a power outage. i was like, this is such a good idea. whoever did this. >> jimmy: the geniuses at con-ed hooked you up with that. i wanted to ask you, this is a photograph, before the power went out, i guess. in this photograph, this is hayden lifting you like 18 inches off the ground. was she burping you? what's going on here? >> i want to keep that picture. yeah. i was walking back to go do the carpet, she was going to sign autographs. she just grabbed me and picked me up. >> jimmy: she really picked you up. >> i think i flashed everybody. i had my hands trying to cover my butt. >> jimmy: oh, i see. well, that's good thinking on your part. looks like she might have broken a rib or two, though. >> yes, she has, like, super human strength. >> jimmy: did you take your friends, family, to the premiere? >> i took -- i was supposed to
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take my family and they didn't come out to l.a. in time because they live in new york and my little sister is 10 and she called me very, very upset. i told her, you can't see this movie anyways, you're 10. and she goes, well, can you get me some autographs? when you go to the premiere? i said, yeah, i can get you people in the movie. like hayden and all that. she's like, i met them. i'm talking about other people. so i said oh, okay, yes, i will do my best. i don't know who you're talking about but i'll try. i'll keep my eye out. >> jimmy: did you get any autographs for her? >> i failed. i'm sorry, grace. she's probably watching. >> jimmy: who does she want most? >> you know, that's a good question. i think anyone except for me or any of my friends that are in movies. >> jimmy: really? >> she knows us. >> jimmy: she's over you immediately? >> she's over me. >> jimmy: when she meets a celebrity, they're dead to her? >> i think so. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's her attention span. >> jimmy: does she want to do what you do? >> recently she's been asking about it. but she's very -- i don't know. she's a really good artist. and stuff like that. she asked me the other day, she
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said, i want to be in commercials and be in one of your movies. so i said, okay, sure. mostly she wants me to get her tickets to the kid's choice awards and stuff like that. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> that's what she really wants. >> jimmy: that's good stuff. well, you were a little kid once, while your aunt was, you know, acting. in fact, were you even born when "pretty woman" came out? >> i was not born. i saw that recently on netflix. a couple of months ago. i had never seen it. people always make jokes to it and refer to it and i don't go it because i've never seen it. i watched it and i loved it. i really did. >> jimmy: did you call your aunt, say, you made a very convincing hooker? >> no. no, i did not. i don't think i told her i saw it. i watched it. on netflix. >> jimmy: that could be kind of weird. i'm trying to imagine my family members in any kind of movie and it doesn't make sense. are you going to college, or, what is your plan now? because -- >> i got accepted to college. i applied to colleges on the east coast, but i deferred for the past -- >> jimmy: don't even bother.
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>> no, i want to go but i want to go when i can commit, not just be like, i'm going to go to college for a month. i want to actually go. >> jimmy: you'll never go. don't bother. don't even think about it. >> that's horrible advice. >> jimmy: why? what do you want to study in college? >> i just want to do something different other than acting because i've been doing it forever. and i think -- i don't want to go to school to study acting and i do that in my life as it is. so maybe something like writing or, i don't know, maybe be a director. something like that. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be boring after being chased around by the guy in the scream mask to go to sit in class. >> take a test. >> jimmy: having this fun life and you're hanging around with these celebrities and eating snacks off a table and stuff like that for free. then go and study? >> well, when you say it like that. >> jimmy: yeah. not everybody needs to go to college. college is a place to go to learn how to drink. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was funny. when we were shooting "scream" in michigan, we actually -- we shot in ann arbor and it's a
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college town and there are all these sororities and fraternities. we drove by once. they were all playing volleyball shirtless on the lawn. drinking and all of this. i turned to my friend, i said, what else are they shooting here? and my friend goes, emma, that's college. and i go, oh. it looks like they're shooting a tv show because it looks like how it looks in the movies where they are drinking red bull and playing volleyball and high fiving and stuff. so, that was just -- that was embarrassing for me. >> jimmy: the "scream" series started out 15 years ago with a group of then kids, like david arquette, courteney cox. now they've got a whole new batch of you there. but some of the original cast members, the ones who survived the various killings, are -- in a way it's like "saved by the bell." the new class. and neff campbell is mr. belding. right? >> i guess you can put it like that. [ applause ] it's -- yeah, we're the fresh
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blood. younger -- >> jimmy: literally the fresh blood. >> yes, literally. >> jimmy: and you got to do all the things a young actor might possibly dream of doing in a slasher movie. i mean, you get a lot of scary action. >> i did. i got to run around, run away from ghost face. i actually get -- i got wounded a couple of times, which was interesting. actually, the fake blood that they use that we would be covered in all day, smells like pancake syrup. it smells like pancakes. it smells so good so you are doing these scenes and going, i smell really good. it's horrible to wear because you are so sticky and you have to keep it on for hours and hours so we'll all be covered in blood eating lunch with each other with wounds all over us. just talking and chatting. just completely covered. >> jimmy: this is how mrs. butterworth must feel when people don't clean off the cap. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we have a clip from the movie. i know they're being very secretive about it, they don't want to give away. i'm scared to say anything at all about the film -- >> i'm scared to do any interviews because i'm scared
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i'm going to give everything away. >> jimmy: i'm going to leave it to you to potentially ruin the film by setting up the clip. >> oh, god. this is a clip of -- this is right in the middle of the action. that's what i'm going to say. >> jimmy: right in the middle of the action. >> right in the middle of the action. >> jimmy: okay, that's a good way to say it. aren't all clips, though, really, right in the middle of the action? >> no, no. >> jimmy: the action action. >> the action. this is a horror movie. right in the middle of epic drama. >> jimmy: you heard it, right in the middle of the action. take a look. [ screaming ] ♪ >> come on! >> the balcony. >> there's no other way out. >> what? >> get under the bed. >> jimmy: that's the action, all right.
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ó@ ♪ i thought it was over here... ♪ [car horn honks] oa;(e( our outback always gets us there... ... sometimes it just takes us a little longer to get back. ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come jenny and johnny
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will be here and morgan spurlock will be here too. in his hall of fame boxing career, our next guest defeated the likes of roberto duran,. but tonight, he was knocked out by the likes of dance. please welcome, along with his partner anna trebunskaya, the latest to be kicked off of "dancing with the stars," sugar ray leonard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> a little disappointed. but it's been an amazing and phenomenal experience. you know "dancing with the stars," and, meeting this incredible lady who taught me how to ballroom dance. >> jimmy: but she's not done with with you. people think the relationship is
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going to continue dancing in the future but anna will never speak to you again, in all likelihood. that's not true, jimmy. >> jimmy: well anna is that true? >> no, you're lying. >> jimmy: i have her text i have her -- >> you have all my info. i have his info his assistant's info, his wife's info. >> jimmy: i see. what about steve guttenberg. do you talk to him? >> yeah i have lunch when we're in new york. which is going to be in a few days. >> jimmy: you guys seem pretty unfazed by this. i guess for you, olympic gold medalist, boxing champion over and over and over again. who cares, really, right? >> i care. >> jimmy: you do? >> i wanted to win. >> jimmy: yeah. but you're not that broken up about it, are you? >> my heart hurts. >> jimmy: i have to say, cleto and i growing up we actually couldn't afford to go to the pay per views. we would listen to your fights
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on the radio and we were such huge fans and just i mean these, we saw your opponents as villains. we saw them as just evil people that you had to conquer and you conquered them one after the other. and now here we are, you got beat by kirstie alley. [ applause ] how did this happen? to both of us? she was on "veronica's closet," you know. >> that was funny. but she was tough. real tough. >> jimmy: and the audience really likes her. and last night i think you did pretty well, but you never know with this show. you don't know what's going on. kendra got a lower score, but she -- i don't know what happened, exactly. >> well, obviously she got more votes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you think so? i don't know what's going on. i don't want what to believe anymore. >> for me it was a progression. i don't foxtrot, i don't jive i
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don't waltz. i had fun. it's been amazing. can you dance, by the way? >> jimmy: no, i'm terrible. >> you can probably take him on dancing. >> jimmy: where does sugar ray rank as far as your partners go on the show in you danced with a number of athletes who have been some of your partners and who is better than sugar ray, who is worse? steve guttenberg definitely worse? yes? >> jimmy. >> jimmy: let's go through them. >> different. and steve wasn't an athlete by the way. you mention the athletes. think sugar ray was the best performer i had. >> jimmy: the best performer? >> the best natural showman. >> jimmy: that's good. [ cheers and applause ] did you do everything you could to get the votes? >> i think i did. i don't want to say humiliating, but i think it kind of warned me when she took me to a ballet
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class and i put tights on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why did you do that to sugar ray? you come into this country and humiliate your heroes. >> that's what we do, jimmy. no, i just said it was a good experience. we had a ballet waltz, i was from "nutcracker" and ray wasn't really familiar with what ballet looks like. and we thought it would be very good for him to actually see how it is done and what the feeling and the flavor. and they just didn't have any other types than children size tights in the studio. >> and they were small. >> they were yeah. you told me about it. >> jimmy: that wasn't right. >> it helped you to keep up a good posture though right? >> i understand what you attempted to do with me but she would twist my feet in ways that have never been twisted before. >> jimmy: yeah. what will you do to reclaim your masculinity? will you -- [ laughter ] will you beat somebody up?
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on television i think, maybe it would be fun to beat one of those tmz reporters up on the way out of here? could do that. >> jimmy: why don't you beat all of us up here in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] me last. well, sadly, we have a tradition here at the show when you've been eliminated from "dancing with the stars." we go outside for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. sugar ray leonard, tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars." and your shoes pay the price. guillermo? america has spoken. sugar ray, your dance card has been punch. i'm very sorry. "dancing with the stars," mondays at 8:00 tuesdays at 9:00 here on abc. anna and sugar ray, everybody. we'll be right back with morgan spurlock.
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u know our next guest from his documentary "super size me." his latest is called "the greatest movie ever sold." it opens in select cities next friday. please say hello to morgan spurlock. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. well thank you. you look like you just won a nascar event. >> i did. it was the pom wonderful 500. >> jimmy: is this part of the
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deal? i'll put you on the suit when i got out promoting? >> i said when we go out, nascar does such a great job of showing brand support our movie has to have a suit. here it. we have the pom wonderful presents "the greatest movie ever sold." suit. >> jimmy: is the suit brought to us by a product? >> ted baker. all the fine sponsors on there. amy's pizza. ban, another spot right there. >> jimmy: that's cute. clever. you could have gone further. >> i could have. >> jimmy: so all the companies got together or you go them together and they paid a portion -- >> so, the entire film is all about product placement marketing and advertising. the film is paid for by it. >> jimmy: did you just cover the expenses or did you make money for making the film itself? >> this is the first time that a movie has opened in theaters and already been in profit. >> jimmy: wow. brilliant. i mean -- [ applause ]
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and these companies, you talked to these guys. are there companies who said there's no way. if i ran a company, i'd be nervous about you -- >> a lot of companies. >> jimmy: not a friend to corporations in general. >> look at this face, come on. >> jimmy: that would make me even more suspicious that you come in with a smile on your face what companies said no? >> so many said no. like i remember, we started looking for somebody to give us clothes, we wanted to have a clothes sponsor. so we were calling around we called guess and so we're talking to them and the woman said, we will never, ever put morgan spurlock your average joe, on a billboard, ever. and i was like well, how do you really feel? and then there was a person for ben sherman who we said it would be great we'll put your shoes in the movie, your clothes. and the woman said i'd rather kill myself. >> jimmy: really? you should have taken her up on that. so you got all this money together and you made this
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movie. and is there -- are you trying to prove something? >> the biggest thing for me is we live in a world where everywhere you look, everything is brought to you by something. there's movies that have product placement, tv shows, there's sponsors for bridges, for stadiums, you know. we said, let's explore the whole thing, make a movie about it and have it be paid by corporate sponsorship. >> we wanted to name a baby after a product. >> jimmy: that's a great idea. >> sponsors didn't like that. >> jimmy: they didn't? if your product goes on to commit sexual assault -- >> exactly. not good. >> jimmy: maybe not the image you want to have for -- >> yeah. mini cooper was arrested today. yeah. yeah. not good. >> jimmy: now, this is a little bit confusing, but what's happening right now is in the
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movie. >> jimmy: in the . >> right now. >> jimmy: right now, in fact, right now -- >> you're all in the film. >> jimmy: people in the theater are looking at us. you're not really all in -- all right, you're in it. >> this is a nonunion movie. don't clap too much. >> jimmy: so we have gone back in time -- >> we have. >> jimmy: this is like the inception of documentaries. >> absolutely. yes. >> jimmy: and we have a clip from the movie. do you need to set it up? >> no, it's self-explanatory. >> jimmy: heres a clip from "the greatest movie ever sold." what's happening right now is in the movie. >> actually in the film right now. >> jimmy: though the film has already premiered. right now, we're -- in fact right now -- >> you're all in the film. >> jimmy: people in the theater are looking at us. you're not really all in the -- all right, you're all in the film. >> this is a nonunion movie, don't crap too much. >> jimmy: so we've gone back in
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time. >> we have. >> jimmy: this is like the inception of documentaries? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: wow, that's a great clip, first of all. >> amazing. >> jimmy: i'm going to tell you something. i think that's going to be good for you, because the last movie i did, i played the voice of a dog in "garfield," so -- that went on to make millions. >> we got it made. >> jimmy: who knows what you could sell with the sequel. are you planning a sequel? >> well, the goal is we wanted to create a block buster documentary. this is a doc-buster. >> jimmy: did you talk to dockers about a sponsorship? >> for the sequel therise of the doc-buster. we're onto something. >> jimmy: i don't think so. but this one will do just fine. >> but look at this. how would he not have a success without a collector cup? >> jimmy: oh you do. just like thisshrek. >> this is from sheetz.
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>> jimmy: what is that? >> it's a convenience store in the northeast. no fast food restaurant would play with us. >> jimmy: you're not allowed inside them. >> i would call them hello? hello? click. nobody would talk to me. we found this chain, the greatest conveneience store chain you'll ever go to. >> jimmy: you are a shameless whore if i've ever met one. morgan spurlock, "the greatest movie ever sold." we'll be right back.
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ki >> jimmy: this is their new album, it's called "i'm having fun now." here with the song "scissor runner," jenny and johnny. ♪ ♪ she runs with scissors ♪ ♪ she delivers ♪ ♪ all my mail ♪ ♪ right under my door ♪ ♪ you're sincerely ♪
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♪ lost complete lyly ♪ ♪ she saint a princess ♪ ♪ but she's an artist ♪ ♪ painting a portrait ♪ ♪ all over my heart ♪ ♪ color's bleeding ♪ ♪ so deceiving ♪ ♪ no i won't change ♪ ♪ another thing ♪ ♪ i cracked the bell ♪ ♪ i tried to ring ♪ ♪ a scissor runner stole my heart ♪ ♪ i was on standby ♪
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♪ catching the redeye ♪ ♪ i missed by flight ♪ ♪ she didn't mind ♪ ♪ i'll forgive you ♪ ♪ if i outlive you ♪ ♪ no i won't change ♪ ♪ another thing ♪ ♪ i cracked the bell ♪ ♪ i tried to ring ♪ ♪ a scissor runner stole my heart ♪ ♪ a scissor runner stole my heart ♪ ♪ a scissor runner stole my heart ♪
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♪ uptown down town ♪ ♪ all around a swing set ♪ ♪ you say what you want ♪ ♪ i don't ever lose bets ♪ ♪ find me lay low ♪ ♪ in the san fernando ♪ ♪ you ask me ♪ ♪ well, i say i don't know ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank emma roberts, morgan sure lock sugar ray and anna apologies to matt damon. "i'm having fun now." that is their new album. playing us off the air with the song "my pet snake," once again, jenny and johnny. good night! ♪ ♪ i don't believe in double vision ♪ ♪ and i don't think that two heads are better

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