s george stephanopoulos will interview the president and we'd like to know what you think george should ask him. visit the "nightline" facebook page and let us know. thank you for watching abc news. hope you check in on "good morning america." i'll see you back here tomorrow night. good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> obama laid out his plan. he reduced the $14 trillion national debt. unfortunately for sasha and malia, indianavolved selling a lot of girl scout cookies. >> dicky: patrick warburton. >> jimmy: begin with this photograph. this looks like when we look back at the life of a serial killer. >> dicky: and music from robyn.

longoria. patrick warburton. and music from robyn. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, if it's all right with you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. thank you for everything you've done too much already. how many of you are here for the all you can eat shrimp? [ applause ] we're not doing that anymore. we're out. and to be honest when we did do it, we would bring the shrimp out one at a time anyway. president obama today, our president, made what some are calling his first campaign speech for the election next year. speaking from george washington university obama laid out his plan to reduce the $14 trillion national debt. unfortunately for sasha and malia, it involves selling a lot of girl scout cookies. i have to say, i'm not an expert on this sort of thing, far from it. but i don't know about this plan. >> so, today i'm proposing a more balanced approach. to achieve $4 trillion in

deficit reduction over 12 years. borrow from the remenreckommendation rerecommendations i got last year. >> jimmy: you know i mean how many watches does this guy think he's going to sell? you know you stack stack 14 trillion one dollar bills, the stack would fall over and kill everybody in the united states. the president spoke at 1:30 this afternoon, which, apparently, is -- that's right in the middle of the vice president's nap time. there's joe biden, sleeping. remember how excited everyone used to get when obama smoke? and the woman behind him might be dead. [ laughter ] look at her. i mean, who -- what's going on?

i don't even know if that's a woman. he's having a sex dream, be quiet. oh, he's up. he woke up when he heard "you're on your own." speaking of sex dreams oprah has announced that the president and first lady will appear on her show on may 2nd, and at the end of the show she's going to give them away. suspect that isn't that something? oprah's been a big supporter of the president since she was a kid and had his poster on her wall, so obviously this is very exciting for her. and her new promo really shows it. >> on an all-new oprah, it's barack obama! i sit down with the brilliant, gorgeous, most powerful man in the world. could he be the greatest president ever? and -- michelle. only on oprah. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: it's all part of her annual oprah's favorite things and their wives show. meanwhile, the president of the czech republic has a big viral video hit on his hands. he was at a news conference in chile, i don't know what kind of business chile and the czech republic do with each other. you send us your women, we send you our mustaches. they were signing an agreement, and apparently the pen was impossible for the czech president to resist. >> that's the czech president. that's the pen. it looks good. i like it. i think i'm going to put that down here on my lap. and then maybe i'm going to shift that over to my pocket here and like when your uncle does a magic trick and now i'm going to button my jacket. pen's gone.

close that box. [ applause ] and mission accomplished. does he think he's invisible? apparently the pen was encrusted with semiprecious stones. it was an expensive pen. they asked him about it the president said it is common for world leaders to keep pens from events and state visits as a souvenir which is true but it's not common to smuggle them home in your boston. he isn't the first president to steal a pen. clinton, you may remember stole one years ago, but it wasn't an expensive pen. the one he stole is one of those where you hold it upside down and the lady's bikini disappears? he couldn't resist. but that video, more than 5 million people have watched it on youtube. and it's embarrassing for this guy. and actually might clear up another long-standing mystery here in the united states.

now, these are photographs from when the czech president met president obama. here they are meeting and shaking hands. but now watch the czech president as he walks away here. zoom in on the jacket pocket if we could. it's obama's birth certificate. [ applause ] he stole -- he's the one! he stole it. call off your dogs donald trump, case closed. in other wordld leader news justin bieber is in israel right now. he's sightseeing or trying to. apparently the paparazzi were all over him during his visit to jerusalem. he wanted to put a prayer in the western wall, which is a tradition, you write a prayer down and you fold it up and stick it in the wall. but there was a problem because what do you pray for when you're justin bieber? he just wrote "i'm good."

apparently while he was there, i'm not sure why, buzz justin asked to meet with the israeli prime minister bb netanyahu. did i say that right? he meets with the leaders as his job as kanaan daycanada's good hair representative. but they couldn't meet him. bb, bb bb no. i would have loved to see what a meeting like that would have looked like. we have a little program called photoshop at our disposal. unfortunately, our photoshop guy was sick today so i did it myself. here, now, is what the netanyahu/bieber meeting would have looked like through the magic of very bad photo shop. isn't that amazing? did i mention i did it myself?

we live in an age of wonder, we really do. thank you. [ applause ] here's something that is not photo shopped. mariah carey and nick cannon are about to have twins. glitter and butterfly are their names. please name them that. i would accept rainbow and fantasy, but only if they're boys. last week, you may have seen her pregnant and nud on the cover of "life and style" magazine. this week, she's on the cover of "ok" magazine along with her husband, nick, who is getting in one last squeeze before he hands those over to the kids. what the hell is going on? i think that's -- i -- i wish i had a magazine cover of my dad groping my mother's breasts while i was in the womb. that's what people don't think about. another celebrity who seems to be entering a new phase of life

is mike tyson. mike tyson was a pretty scary person in the past but recently, he's calmed down he's been spending a lot of time with his family with his pigeons, and last night with get tan van sustern, who found out, he is enjoying the benefits of a vegan diet. >> feel awesome. >> mentally feel any different with the vegan? >> incredible. i think -- i wish i was born this way. i wish -- i just can't -- that's when you find out about the processed stuff you've been eating -- no wonder i was crazy all those years. >> the food. >> no wonder i was crazy. all the garbage i was eating running around. drugs didn't help, either, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably both of those factors adding up. [ applause ] you know he might be our greatest living comedian. [ laughter ] this is a strange story in china, the state administration for radio film and television has issued new guidelines bank

time travel from television and movies. they believe that stories about characters traveling back in time lack positive thoughts and meaning. this is what msg will do to a government. you have to -- [ laughter ] they are altering previously existing movies to remove the time travel parts. back to the future for instance, is now called "stay in the present." and "bill and ted's excellent adventure," now a short film about two guys writing a book report. i don't know what they're worried about, but any time the chinese spend cracking down on time travel is time they didn't spend killing endangered species so they can give themselves electione erections. that's good. so, let's now get to work on not poisoning the toys. a verdict was reached this afternoon in the barry bonds perjury trial, kind of. barry bonds, base billion playball player. found guilty on a single count

of obstruction of justice. he was charged with obstruction of anyone who has ever sat behind him in a movie theater. it was a strange decision because the jury failed to reach a verdict on three counts of perjury. but he could still go to prison on the other count. good luck finding one that can hold him, i'll tell you that. barry -- he could get ten years in prison for this. i don't know. i think three weeks of testimony about how much his testicles shrunk is punishment enough. but that's just me. i'm sensitive. [ applause ] in that area. there was a new episode of "american idol" tonight. it's movie theme week. the contestants sang songs have movie movies, which is appropriate, because "american idol" is like a movie, a movie that is now on its 11th sequel and should have stopped at number three. the show started off by addressing a controversy surrounding pia, who was voted

off the show last week she was good and attractive, but women have a major disadvantage on this show. of the eight con test daniels left, only two are female the last woman to win on the show was jordin sparks in season six. that's a big problem, because, you know, the fewer female contestants there are, the less likely it is that steven tyler will show up next year. and apparently things changed a lot once the show opened the voting up to include texts, which has replaced the mouth as the most popular form of communication between 13-year-old girls. and it opened the flood gates, now the girls just want to vote for the cute guys and something must be done about this. >> 13-year-old girls say they know who should be your "american idol." but 13-year-old girls are wrong. and not just about "idol." about everything. have you ever talked to a 13-year-old girl? they're dumb.

they think they know everything and they have [ bleep ] attitude. it's time to stop 13-year-old girls from voting for "american idol." it's time to get 13-year-old girls back to what they do best. decorating their rooms. with unicorns. 13-year-old girls. wrong about "idol," wrong about everything. paid for by pia toscano. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pia is p.o.ed. one more thing, speaking of young girls, it wouldn't be an "american idol" night would a moment of drool. we're getting down to the nitty-gritty here. it's time once again for steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> just beautiful. again, you move me beyond tears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. we have a good show for you

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42 mile per gallon ct hybrid from lexus. ♪ ♪ welcome to the darker side of green. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. on the show tonight, a gentleman who you can see on the show "rules of engagement." patrick warburton is here. and then from sweden, which is another country. with music from this her seventh album it's called "body talk," robyn from the bud light outdoor stage. you can see her at the cosmopolitan hotel in vegas tomorrow night if you are in the area. tomorrow we'll be joined by tom arnold, allison brie and have music from francis and the lights. so join us them. our first guest tonight is a delightful woman who leaps gracefully from the crowded

bedrooms of wisteria lane right into your kitchen with a new cook book called "eva's kitchen." please say hello to eva longoria. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: everything good? >> yes. wait. you guys can't see anything -- i don't want -- >> jimmy: you did have an issue on letterman -- >> i did. yeah, but -- >> jimmy: thanks for nothing. for me you cover up. >> i made sure like jimmy, i'm going to cover up. >> jimmy: right, because i won't just sit here. i'll act. i'm very grabby that way. >> i know. i know this. >> jimmy: very good to see you. congratulations on the cook book. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was just looking through it at some of the recipes and it was getting me hungry. >> the pictures are gorgeous. there's the chunky back mow lee.

>> jimmy: that was one of my nicknames. you have shrimp. >> this is my -- >> this is a recipe? >> jimmy: it's my special needs sister. she wanted -- >> she wanted to have a recipe of her own in the thing. and so she -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are we supposed to take you seriously, seeing as it doesn't look like you ever eat, that you would write a cook book. >> i eat all the time. that's the point. i always eat at home. i'm not a big -- >> jimmy: you do a lot of cooking at your house. >> i do. i don't like to eat out. >> jimmy: tell us about eva's actual kitchen. >> this is mine. >> jimmy: we can't really see that much of it there. >> yes, you can. all of the -- that's my outside deck. that's me at the stove. that's my kitchen. this is eva's kitchen. >> jimmy: i understand, but -- [ applause ] but i want to know when you're

not doing a photo shoot -- are you saying this is eva's kich kitchen? >>yes. >> jimmy: you should do a book for every room in your house. eva's basement would be a big seller. you are saying this is your kitchen. >> it is. >> jimmy: you own a restaurant, you have a couple. you love food you love this whole thing. i was expecting the book to be your hometown recipes. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: it's from all over the world. >> it starts with mexican-american cooking because that's my upbringing and then it kind of migrates into american cuisine. i tell really great stories in the book. i was the only kid on the school bus that had a tortilla instead of peanut butter and jelly. [ applause ] yeah. i had, like that and i remember the first time i had macaroni and cheese, i thought that was genius.

because we had never had that at my house. >> jimmy: were you embarrassed by that? >> no i thought everybody tacos. >> jimmy: i would bring linguini and crab in my lunchbox to school and the kids would be disgusted but i ate it like an animal. >> i would bring menudo. >> jimmy: you would bring a puerto rican boy band? >> it wasn't that. >> jimmy: it was just soup you would bring. >> yes. >> jimmy: i got confused there. >> ricky martin was in that back then. >> jimmy: you were in texas doing a book tour in your hometown there, right? >> well, not even in my hometown. i went to dallas and houston. and the dangers of doing a book signing in your home state is you run into old friends. >> jimmy: is that why you didn't go to your hometown? >> yeah, yeah. no, i will be going to sprs andan antonio and corpus hopefully.

but i tweeted this. a girl in band with me brought this picture. >> jimmy: i can't believe you were in band. >> i was a band geek yeah. >> jimmy: what instrument did you play? >> clarinet. >> jimmy: i played the clarinet in the band. >> have we talked about this? >> jimmy: i don't think so. >> jimmy played the clarinet i did, too. i was first chair. >> jimmy: the girls were all over me. i was drum major. >> jimmy: you were? you were drum major? >> i was. >> jimmy: you were serious. i was first chair also but i played the bass clarinet so i was the only chair. first and last chair. i was very clever that way. >> i wanted to play the piccolo. it was the only one. and it's tiny. >> jimmy: why did you settle on the clarinet? >> all my sisters played flute and i didn't want to do what they did. i wanted a new instrument. >> jimmy: was it a good band? >> miller high school band was, like, the number one band in corpus christi.

we were marching champions. >> jimmy: did you have band pride? everyone had to be shined up -- >> we were militant. we were the best band in the region. we were, like that the choreographed, humping the ground -- >> jimmy: oh, you were? >> yeah. i don't see you doing that. >> jimmy: we didn't have that that kind of -- we didn't have a lot of style. but we had a lot of precision. and -- >> we had stylish precision. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. oh, look at that. [ applause ] that's what i get for letting them get into my family photos. that was me. >> did you get buck teeth from it? >> jimmy: no my teeth were poking my tonsils already, so it brought them out to even. >> i had to fix my teeth. >> jimmy: you played that hard? do you ever play anymore? >> no. >> jimmy: oh next time you come -- >> i picked up a saxophone one time. >> jimmy: you should go a due wet next time. i don't really play anymore.

we cohave a recital. >> you guys will come. >> jimmy: so, you got the book and you got, and you're going around and are people now asking you to cook them things now that you're a chef? >> yeah i'm not a chef. i'm a cook. that's why the book is really accessible to people. i'm not -- it's like throw it in the pan, if it burns, it burns. >> jimmy: you got serious shes to write you blushes on the best. >> i know. >> jimmy: bobby flay todd english, rick bayliss. that's really good. >> i had really good blurbs. >> jimmy: did they have to read it -- >> they read it. rachael ray did one really beautifully, too, for amazon. it was great. >> jimmy: how come you didn't put her on the book? >> she didn't give it to me in time and we went to print. she mentioned that on the show. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started cooking? >> like 5. >> jimmy: really?

>> i remember telling my mom, i'm hungry. she said, well make something. and so -- [ laughter ] i didn't -- i was like okay and i pushed the chair up to the stove and we had one of those stoves that you had to light with a match. itch was like 5. i turned on the gas, i was looking for the match and i was like -- poof. and i put the pan and i put, i cracked the egg, the shell and everything -- >> jimmy: into the pan. >> and i mixed it. and i thought it was the greatest accomplishment. >> jimmy: is that recipe in the book? [ applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: shelly eggs? we're going to take a quick break. when we come back, we'll talk about -- you're on a television show called "desperate housewives." >> i am. >> jimmy: eva longoria is here. "eva's kitchen" is in stores now. we'll be right back.

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philly cooking creme. >> jimmy: hey there, we're back with eva longoria. patrick warburton and robyn are still to come. we -- i have a picture i wanted to show this is at a restaurant in where, san antonio? >> my favorite restaurant. >> jimmy: who painted this? >> me. >> jimmy: whose leg is this? >> me. >> jimmy: that is actually vicky carr. cheech marin is right here vicky carr carlos santana. it's a mural of latinos in entertainment who have made an impact in the world. >> jimmy: did you pose for this? >> i didn't. i don't have those shoes, but -- >> jimmy: have you worn this dress? >> never. >> jimmy: that's a little weird. >> amazing the mural is. he did that out of his mind. >> jimmy: kind of cool to go to your favorite place and there's a painting of you on the wall. >> it's kind of cool.

my parents are proud. i tweeted another one of my friends grabbing my butt. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> on the mural. >> jimmy: you are living with a couple of friends, right? >> well i've always had girlfriends live with me here in l.a. because i have a big house and i like people around -- >> jimmy: you can't afford to live by yourself? >> i need the rent. yes. it's like the sorority house, i just take in girls. >> jimmy: you like that? >> yeah, yeah. we're always doing something. >> jimmy: you don't steal each other's clothes and get in fights? >> you know, the two girls i live with, they were the first people i met in l.a. 13 14 years ago and i used to sleep on their couch. >> jimmy: do you make them sleep on your couch now? >> yeah. and speak no, i used to borrow their clothes. they had really nice clothes. one time she gave me a $40 dress. she said, keep it. and i was like it's $40. >> jimmy: that's nice.

$40 dresses, right? >> $40 dresses. >> jimmy: you have to be even. you can't rub that in their faces. on the show, things are going well? >> it's great. jb >> jimmy: nobody's fighting anymore? >> on screen? >> jimmy: offscreen. >> no, we don't fight ever. >> jimmy: come on, everybody fights on that show. seems like everybody's calmed down and everybody is kind of okay now right? >> no we never fought ever. >> jimmy: would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> i've never fought with anybody. >> jimmy: that i believe. we have a clip here and bsh but the setup is complicated. you're going to have to handle it. >> crap. what clip do you have? >> jimmy: you're in it. >> it is with me and bree and we have a storyline that's intersecting right now because of carlos and her son who ran over his mother. >> jimmy: carlos? >> andrew bree's son, ran over

over -- >> jimmy: he just found out about this? >> he hasn't. we think he knows but it hasn't happened yet. >> jimmy: here we go. >> did andrew tell you? he talked to carlos. >> he did? >> yeah, carlos was just leaving for a hunting trip and invited andrew to come along. >> with carlos in the woods with guns? i have to call him. >> why? is something wrong? >> yes, something's wrong. >> i tried to talk him out of it buzz he's taking this aa thing seriously. >> this is the problem with sobriety. everyone's lives. >> jimmy: there you go. "december pras house psperate housewives" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. here on abc. and "eva's kitchen" is out now. thank you for being here eva. we'll be right back with patrick warburton.] ow what you're thinking -- leather trim command center,

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come on the show robyn will be here to sing songs for us. our next guest has given voice to buzz lightyear and superman among others. and face to puddy on "sign fed." you can see him now on "rules of engagement," thursday nights on cbs. please welcome, patrick warburton.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you just handed this to one of our producers. and we might as well begin with this photograph. who is this young man? >> i may have outgeeked yours. >> jimmy: wow. i don't know. well, you know you look like -- this looks like when we look back at the life of a serial killer. your middle name should be ray. how old are new this picture? look at that. yeah. neither one of those are good. >> probably 8. >> jimmy: were you a well behaved boy? >> i was. >> jimmy: were you? really. i would have guessed that you weren't. >> well, up until a certain age, and then. >> jimmy: what age did things turn? >> the rebellion began.

ah you know my father is an emergency room doctor and i was forbade to ever touch a motorcycle but i bought a bike and kept it parked around the block it was really sad. everybody knew about it except my parents. >> jimmy: that's not nice at all. >> no. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have? >> four. >> jimmy: how old? >> well i might get the ages mixed up. there's a lot. talon is 18. >> jimmy: talon? wow. >> yeah. and alexi is 16. shane is 12. and gabriel is 10. >> jimmy: okay, so do you check around the corner to see if they have any -- motorcycles or anything they're hiding from you? >> not yet. they're such great kids. >> jimmy: they are? >> they are great kids. >> jimmy: that's what your parents would have said about you at that age. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: do they drive, your kids? >> well, the two oldest do now.

talon and lexi. they got their driver's licenses the same week. that's horrible. talon, you know perfectly fine to get driven around. >> jimmy: he waited? >> yeah. he was fine. he loves hotel room service. he's like oliver hudson you know? silver spoon. he wasn't concerned about getting his driver's license until he found out his sister was going to get it on her 16th birthday. they got it on the same week. >> jimmy: i see. that motivated him. you can't have their little sister driving you around. it's embarrassing. >> so twice the worry immediately. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i took lexi -- i took talon driving and i give him a little bit of constructive criteria sich. i go driving with her, and i -- the only thing i said was, you might want to just you know slow it down just a little bit. >> oh, my god! it's like a 35-mile-an-hour -- i'm not even going to say -- and

that was it. i swear that was the only thing i say. and then we get home and we walk in the house and mom says how was the drive? she did really good. don't you say anything, dad! i was scared to say anything. >> jimmy: who is the better driver of the kids? >> boys are better drivers. >> jimmy: boys are better drivers. [ cheers and applause ] >> i will immediately say not. it's probably her. >> jimmy: maybe it is a chauvinister thing, but i was much more nervous with my daughter when teaching her to drive than i was with my son. i felt more comfortable with him in the car than i did with her. probably because he's bigger than i am, so i felt more comfortable. but when you are driving there and you're like breaking in an imaginary brake and your leg hurts when you get out and you are grinding your teeth and doing all you cannot to scream at them. >> yeah, yeah it's more than -- >> jimmy: did your parents teach you to drive? >> no i -- i think it learned

with the school program. >> jimmy: that's the way to go i think. let the school handle that stuff. your parents live around here in california? >> they're in florida now. >> jimmy: i see. and your dad was an emergency room doctor. >> orthopedic surgeon but he worked in the emergency room. >> jimmy: and your mom? >> my mother was an actress. but now she teaches chastity in high school. >> jimmy: what? what do you mean by that? >> exactly what i say. it's really that bad. >> jimmy: in high school? >> in high schools, yes. and she -- >> jimmy: what? >> she's a spirit. she, you know, in the early days back when i was working on "seinfeld," they were visiting one time and they asked me if i was going to work on the show. i said yeah and she said you know, i have a dynamic video tape that's converted a lot of my jewish friends, would you bring it to jerry? but most of our --

>> jimmy: religious? >> very much so. just the other day, we had a phone call, you know that went a little something like this you'll know which is me and which is my mother. we're very different people. hi mom. well, patrick, i was in an elevator today with some young men and they were having a conversation that i didn't really approve of. and so you know what i told them? what mom? do you know whose mother i am? yes. [ applause ] and if he was here do you know what he would say? and my mom just seems like a big gay man, but it's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not? >> i said i hope you said nothing, mom because i would say nothing. but it -- >> jimmy: what did she say you would say to them in you were in the elevator with them? >> that you're not ready for sex until you're headreddy for marriage.

i wouldn't have said that mom. i'm very resentful. [ applause ] >> jimmy: did your mom get upset when you're on a show that's like -- well you do voices on "family guy." does your mother watch that show? >> oh, my god. going to hell for being on that. >> jimmy: what about "seinfeld?" did she approve? >> didn't at first and then they did. i might not go to hell for being on "family guy." what will i go to hell for is i have a tearful message from my mother and i love her to death, but she left a message, crying on my phone, about how many times do i have to ask you to get off that show? and i played it for seth and i thought -- >> jimmy:and i felt reallyicy. >> jimmy: you're lucky he didn't animate it. >> he wants to interview her. >> jimmy: your mother gets an acting credit on "family guy." what made them come around on "seinfeld?" there were some things the

masturbation episode -- >> well, the first time i did an episode, i played jerry's mechanic. i steal his move and used its on elaine. and it wasn't really -- it didn't really regard the human sexual act with any level of sanctity. i got my first piece of hate mail, just negative mail i know your parents and i can only imagine how disappointed they are. >> jimmy: oh really? wow. >> he was wright because theright. the next letter i got was from my dad. six pages. >> jimmy: oh really? >> very disappointed. >> jimmy: well, you know what the way it look at it it's their fault. they raised you poorly. right? [ applause ] now you got "rules of engagement." are they watching it? >> oh, yeah. but they have issue with that. >> jimmy: they do? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you were at the wrap party last night, i heard. how did that go?

>> oh, i had a few too many. i've been licking my wounds today and immediately went to school to see gabriel do his class play, about the revolutionary war, which i already know the ending so i was like i don't even need to be here. i know they are just fifth graders but i'm sitting there, and i'm like, these are not actors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every parent is critical in his or her own way. patrick warburton, everybody. "rules of engagement" thursday nights on cbs. we'll be right back with robyn. [ male announcer ] there's a place where everyone feels at home. where the company the conversation, and the food make all who enter feel welcome. a place that feels as warm with a crowd... as it does with just

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