thank you for watching abc news. we hope you check in for "good morning america" tomorrow. until then, good night, america. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: how do we know for sure obama is black? has he produced a black certificate? i don't think so. >> dicky: dwayne johnson. >> i'm going to whoop him all over -- >> dicky: sammy hagar, petra nemcova -- >> jimmy: sorry. we don't care about super models in skimpy outfits. we want macchio. >> jimmy: and muse trick the belle brigade. >> jimmy: after the show, i will butter my monologue and eat it.

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from "dancing with the stars," petra nemcova. and music from the belle brigade. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, i'm almost certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. oh, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. i want to wish a happy second night of passover to everyone who is jewish or planning to be jewish in the very near future. and in honor of the holiday, i've replaced my cue cards with giant pieces of matzoh. and after the show, i will butter my monologue and eat it.

president obama celebrated passover with the annual white house sedar dinner last night. this morning, donald trump demanded to see his bar mitzvah certificate. donald trump is still pounding that birth certificate drum. he's getting a lot of mileage out of it. he did two interviews with "good morning america" and "the today show." how they are exclusive, i'm not exactly sure, but -- ite her really is thinking about running for president or this is the best episode of "punkd" ever. he's got investigators in hawaii looking for obama's birth certificate. i guess if they don't find one, that means he's not american. how do we know for sure obama is black? has he produced a black certificate? i don't think so. george stephanopoulos of "good morning america" got a little bit frustrated with donald this morning and vice versa. >> investigatiors to hawaii and said, they cannot believe what they're finding -- >> that's none of your business

right now. we're going to see what happens. >> have they found anything? >> we're going to see what happens. >> what have they done? >> we're going to see what happens. >> when? >> george, next question, george. >> tell me about how you plan to handle this campaign? >> let's see what happens. let's see what happens. >> finish this sentence. if you don't produce more oil -- >> we're going to see what happens. >> how would you run? >> we're going to see what happens. >> thanks for your time. >> we're going to see what happens. >> jimmy: i guess we'll have to see what happens. [ applause ] trump also said he'll release his personal tax returns if obama shows his birth certificate. that might be the first you show me yours i'll show you mine in a presidential campaign since clinton, probably, bill clinton. [ laughter ] trump is very reluctant to release his tax returns. he doesn't want anyone to know he claims his hairpiece as a

dependent. as you saw, it was a contentious interview. he accused george stephanopoulos of being coopted by obama and his minnons. anyone who knows george stephanopoulos knows he's minnon-proof. but for donald, it goes down to this. >> george, let me show the birth certificate. and by the way this is not -- this is not a big focus of my campaign. >> jimmy: it isn't? the focus of this campaign is getting americans to watch a little tv show called "the celebrity apprentice" sunday nights at 9:00 on nbc. he's great, show. he's got everyone all worked up about nothing. [ applause ] and say what you want about donald trump. apparently he's the favorite in the gop right now. he's got a number of powerful supports, not only in new york, but here in hollywood, too. >> we have an administration now that is a mess.

government takeover of middle class america. government takeover with obamacare. you don't take obamacare, you get fined 25 grand. keep spending. they want to spend more, not worrying about the deficit or budget. donald trump will turn that around. and i'm campaigning for him now and i will continue to campaign for him and that's the truth. and it a good thing. and trump, i created a verse for his last name. trump stands for taking redirection, understanding massive power. >> jimmy: all right, well, there's your bumper sticker right there. [ applause ] gary, i appreciate the support, but you don't necessarily need to campaign for me. tonight is tuesday night, which means elimination on "dancing with the stars." it's a funny thing. between all the reality shows, every week we throw between 8

and 14 people off television. that didn't happen in the '80s. we would replenish. no one got thrown off. that was a simpler will time. tonight, petra nemcova was asked to leave the airwaves of what they called "america week" because there's nothing more american than a british and italian judge critiquing a bunch of russian dancers during the viennese waltz, so -- [ laughter ] sorry, petra. this is america. we don't care about super models in skimpy outfits. we want macchio. petra and her partner dmitry will be here to chat with us. she was crying at the end of the show, so, that will be fun. the country star toby keith performed on "dancing with the stars" tonight to honor of troops who are oversees and would sooner take an ass full of shrapnel than watch "dancing

with the stars." he sang "american soldier" and "cowboy." it's about time he started singing about soldiers and cowboys. hin hinls ward got the top score last night, he made an incredible catch on a very poorly thrown kirstie alley. before the season, i bet on hinls ward to win this thing. betting on football players to win is my way of maintaining just a shred of masculinity while i'm gambling on ballroom dancing. there was a tornado in jackson, mississippi, last week. that's not the good part. the local news caught up withan hit harder unanimous anyone. >> what was going through your mind? >> i was going to die. >> eric was sitting in a car eating lunch when the tornado.

>> it got big going up. hit the ground. >> hubbard thought about rmakin a run for it, but his friend talked to him out it. >> i was scared. it took the hall berger. >> i don't know where it is. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yes, it -- like to say, anybody in the area, if you have seen his missing hamburger, fries and drink, please contact the jackson county emergency operations center. any information leading to the recovery of this missing meal could help officials mitigate this devastating loss. see this is why it's so important to super size. the friendly skies are getting more dangerous every day. last week, there were reports of at least five air traffic controllers falling asleep on the job. last night, the first lady had a scare. her jet got too close to a military plane. they blamed error by air traffic control.

and early sunday morning, an air traffic control ealer was caugh watching a movie. he was watching the movie and left the microphone on, so every pilot in the area heard dialogue of the movie for three full minutes. >> delta 2-6-niner, request clearance for landing. >> what the [ bleep ] that got to do with anything? >> repeat? request clearance. >> sit your ass down, clarence. >> i'm not clarence. who is this? >> do as i say and you'll live! >> what is wrong with you? >> i have had it with these [ bleep ] snakes on this [ bleep ] plane! >> so, it's -- you can see that -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, a few snakes in the control tower might actually keep these guys awake. the air traffic controller has been suspended. he's working all night alone, very late at night. at least he wasn't watching pornography.

oh, that -- you're not supposed to be commended for that? john boehner is breaking a tradition that has been held for a long time by previous speakers. he will not host a cinco de mayo reception at the capitol. he insists he doesn't have anything against mexican-americans. but he is not going to have the party. a spokesman said they told the hispanic caucus they're welcome to throw a party but boehner won't host it. i parentally seeing the poor defenseless pinatas beaten with a stick makes him cry. la tee knows in washington are very upset and expressing their outrage through this fake commercial we made. >> this year, john boehner says he will not be celebrating cinco de mayo. that's because john boehner will be too busy celebrating cinco d e

cry-o. >> paid for by the hispanic caucus. >> and me, guillermo. wahh! wahh! baby! wahh! >> jimmy: guillermo, did you really pay for that? [ applause ] in the williams call nation of iran, citizens are taking to the streets to support legislation that would make it illegal to own a dog as a pet. if i said it once i said it 1,000 times, iran is one country that really has its priorities straight. i don't know what sparked the sudden anti-dog revolution, but maybe this is a creative way to keep paris hilton out of their country, i don't know. apparently islam considers docks to be unclean, which i guess islam has never seen a beagle spend and hour tongue-scrubbing his groin. but if the legislation passes,

anyone found owning a dog could be fined up to $500, which is like 11 years past ov s pay ove. the situation could be very sad for dog lovers in iran, it has given me a great idea for a movie. >> for years, america's favorite canine hero has gotten himself in and out of trouble. now, he's in for his biggest adventure yet. >> "benji goes to iran." the war on terrier begins. >> jimmy: isn't that cute? [ applause ] charlie sheen was in court here in l.a. this morning. he pleaded not guilty to possession of narcotics and then the judge told him, i thought you're here for child custody, and he said, oh, i'm sorry. his soon to be ex-wife brooke

mueller reportedly missed a drug test on friday, so, he said, i want the kids. i never thought i'd say this. i think the kids would be better off living with the octo-mom. up know the situation is bad when you find yourself saying, what these children need is the stable parental guidance of a dina and michael lohan. after a closed door meeting, the judge ruled that brooke would remain the primary care giver for the boys so they will not join charlie on his tour. but don't worry, he still has plenty of twins around to keep his company, so -- [ laughter ] one more thing. you know, there's a new reality show on vh1, finally. [ laughter ] it's called "mob wives." it's like "the sopranos" meets "jersey shore" meets just a little taste of what hell must be like. and the women on the show are the wives, daughters and former wives of mafiosos. they yell, they scream. it's very educational.

but the problem is, you can't watch it with your kids. so, to remedy that, we took the audio from the premiere and combined it with video from "the power puff girls" and now we have something the whole family can enjoy. >> i'm not sitting here -- >> no hands. >> yes, there is, sticking your finger in my face. >> now i am. >> go ahead, bitch. >> bitch? the same bitch now? >> i wanted to talk to you, i walk into a party -- >> i walked away because i don't feel [ bleep ] comfortable with you. >> now leave. >> i don't leave anywhere. i never did and i never [ bleep ] will. i don't have to. >> i don't leave, either. >> i don't have to. >> i'm not leaving, either. >> we'll see. >> be careful. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i always feared the day the mafia got laser hands. we have a good show for you tonight.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. thanks for watching. we have a lot of show for you tonight. tonight on the program, a former and perhaps future member of the van halens, his book is a number one best seller on "the new york times" list. sammy hagar is here. and then, the latest prancing celebrity eliminated from "dancing with the stars," the beautiful petra nemcova and her beautiful partner, dmitry

chaplin are with us. and then, with music from this, their self-titled album, it came out today, the belle brigade from the bud light stage. tomorrow, robert pattinson, shailene woodley and we'll have music from lenka. so, join us for that. our first guest tonight is champion wrestler turned champion actor. he's going back to wrestle mania next year and you can see him go bald head to head with vin diesel in "fast five" in theaters april 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: you look very sharp. >> thank you, my friend. >> jimmy: why are you going back into wrestling? >> hold on, jimmy.

thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like we just finally reached the time where we don't have to say the rock with your name anymore and now you decided to go right back. >> then i go right back into being the rock. why? because i love it. i'm passionate about that business. i was so fortunate and blessed to be able to accomplish everything i accomplished in that business. last big match i had was with brock lesnar. i wanted to give something special to the fans. and that would be putting on the gettest wrestle mania of all time. >> jimmy: okay. can't you just beat people up on the street or something like that to get that excitement out? >> i can. i can do that. that is an option. >> jimmy: hit the valley parking guy over the head. >> i can. but the truth is, i love making movies and i love doing that.

but there is no other platform in the world where i can have that combination of entertainment, 75,000 people going crazy -- >> jimmy: it's exciting. >> so exciting. nothing like it. >> jimmy: and you guys are -- john cena who has been taunting you a little bit, trying to kind of lure you back in -- do you really hate him or is it fake wrestling hate? >> no, no. the interesting thing about this is, you know, john cena, i really don't know him that well. i respect what he's done in the business. but now, you know, a -- as a matter of fact, it was on the show that he, a few years ago, kind of popping off, going through this time where felt like maybe he grew some testicles and talking a lot of trash. and so what i wanted to do, you know, through that, when i came back into the wwe, i kept close with vince mcmahon hosh, who han a mentor of mine. we wanted to put on the greatest show. in that show, down in miami, my

hometown, being the people's champion, we're going to call it the people's wrestle mania. and for running his mouth the way he did, what john gets is i'm going to whip his fruity pebble ass all over the place. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and he eats fruity pebbles so, like, power him or something? >> i don't know if he eats them. i know that, you know, his colors are, you know, all the colors of the rainbow. he's a rainbow warrior. he's this fruit loop to me. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be a nice thing instead of fighting, you sat down and worked things out? wouldn't that be a great message to the kids and the middle east? >> wonderful message to the kids worldwide, globally. but i do think -- another good message is, when somebody does pop off at the mouth and i've tried to talk, but sometimes, what is bigger and better than words is your boot right up

somebody's ass. >> jimmy: all right, well, there's that, too. >> there is that, too. >> jimmy: i can see taking either path. your wrestling fans, well, first of all, you tweeted this picture of yourself, either working out or being attacked from below by a snake. >> it was actually both. >> jimmy: what are you doing there? what is the activity? >> the activity that i'm doing that was taken in rio last week, i was training and it was one of those down and dirty gyms. i thought i would tweet that. that's cool about twitter. we created this "team bring it" movement. that picture was, hey, team bring it, i'm up, bringing it, what are you doing, too? >> jimmy: you want to know what i'm doing -- i look like this at the buffet. pure joy as i dive in head first. what are you diving into that

gives you that much joy? >> jimmy: mashed potatoes. >> of course. makes sense. >> jimmy: i know guillermo went over to rio with you. you shot something over there. >> we did. >> jimmy: which is exciting. did you enjoy being in rio? had you been there before? >> never had. rio is beautiful. and really enjoyed rio. we had the big "fast five" premiere. we went there, stayed at an incredible hotel. you will appreciate this story. stayed at this incredible hotel. had my own butler. >> jimmy: wow. nice. >> big time. and, you know, for me, it's -- i like to get up in the morning, i like to eat and go train and we can work all day. my guy was talking to the butler, this is sunday night. okay, tomorrow morning, 6:00 a.m., we need scrambled eggs, a big filet and fruit. there's a language barrier over there. which is why, by the way, the most important thing i learned to say, "thank you very much." >> jimmy: all right.

>> that's about it. i didn't learn anything else. >> jimmy: mr. roboto. >> yes. and styx comes in. so he's telling the butler, okay, got it. monday morning comes, he pulls back the lid and it's a lank steak, awful, well done, terrible. we go through the process again. monday night, talks to the butler again. thick filet. tuesday morning comes, same thing. flank steak, well done, terrible. wednesday, same thing. thursday comes along, i said, listen. the joke's really on us. we look like it beyonds. i said, just tell him chicken breast. go with chicken breast. items the guy chicken breast. no problem. can do. friday comes along, pulls it back, it's a filet. okay. >> jimmy: he nailed it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: vin diesel was here last week and he said that originally this mart was going

to go to an older actor but somebody on his facebook page said, you know who would be great for this is dwayne johnson. he thought, yeah, he would be great for this. which is crazy to imagine that your career is being effected by someone wasting time at work. >> yeah. like accounts receivable or something. dwayne would be great. it's interesting. what's interesting about this is, now, there's a lot of people taking credit for me being in the movie and whose idea it was. to vin, that was a, like, a defining moment for him because he had read it at that time the director was flying in to meet with him and i think at that time the director was flying to meet him about me. it was happening at the same time. give a lot of credit to that fan, by the way. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. we need to track that person down. i'm sure 100,000 people -- >> oh, there she is. >> jimmy: we have a clip from

the movie. you need to set this clip up? >> i do. this clip, i believe, is finally the big showdown between vin and i. >> jimmy: you're bad in this movie, right? >> but in a very good way. >> jimmy: okay. well, it depends on how you look at it. i'm hunting these guys down. i play a federal marshal, i'm going to bring their asses in. this is the big showdown. >> jimmy: here it is. >> you're going down. >> i'm right here.

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itch was caught. our next guest is a grammy award-winning rock star and a spokesperson for those unable to stay below the speed limit. this is his book, "red, my uncensored life in rock." please say hello to sammy hagar. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when i look at you, i think, best selling author. first thing that comes to mind. >> i would need a mirror to agree with you on that one. >> jimmy: did you imagine that would be the case? >> never in 100 years. itch was a bigger surprise than a grammy, number one record, joining van halen, receiving my tequila kwee for a zillion dollars.

they called me, i almost cried. >> jimmy: why would you write a book like this, when you don't need the money, you don't need the attention. >> well, you never know. you never know. >> jimmy: really? you've blown through all that tequila money already? >> no, i blew through the tequila. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> no, i really wanted to tell my story. and part of it, i know it sounds like a joke. while i really remembered everything, my mind is still sound. and i see my brother's three years older than me and his is not. >> jimmy: i got you. do it quickly. speaking of your brother and your whole family, what does your family think of all the sex stories and all the craziness? have they read the book? >> yeah. i got to admit, my ex-wife and my son from my ex-wife is back there right now and always ask, how is mom doing? she's pissed, pop. it was so hard -- [ laughter ] we were married a long time and here i'm, you know, in a rock band my whole life. we were childhood sweethearts

and all that. so, you know, i went through it all and i was good for a long time. >> jimmy: how long? >> one of the best rock stars ever. >> jimmy: really? compliments yourself for that? >> once the marriage felt like it was over, i went nuts. >> jimmy: she had no idea? >> she probably did but we never got into it. and i was honest in the book. i really wanted to come clean. and i know she's not happy, but i said, you know, your mom, i told my son, i said, your mom is going to be mad. pop, she couldn't think any less of you. okay. >> jimmy: you have young children, right? >> yeah, my wife now said, you aren't going to put that in the book about ten times. >> jimmy: i made something special for you. the book is "my uncensored life." this is your censored like. this you can give to your family. and basically all it says is

"s "sammy hagar was raised in fontana, california." so, that y, you can take. >> did you read the book? >> jimmy: i did. >> well, here, a t-shirt. >> jimmy: thank you. the part that -- i mean, there's a lot of interesting stuff. but i'm most interested in the relationship between you and eddie van halen, because -- it seemed like a horrible relationship. >> no, it was fantastic. it was. for ten years, i swear, my dearest friend, my greatest writing partner ever until, now, i mean, with -- we were, joe's a great writing partner. [ applause ] thank you. we wrote some of the greatest songs in american rock hois fis together. it just went wrong. like a marriage. chapter 14, is it? >> jimmy: it's been removed. >> oh. when a marriage goes wrong, it's the same thing in a band.

pretty soon, i want it black, no, i want it white, over and over. just couldn't agree on everything. broke up. ten years later, did a reunion tour and it was the biggest mess of anything i've ever done and i wanted it to be so great, i wanted to be friends again and it wasn't. so -- >> jimmy: you hold out hope that will happen again? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you thought there was a 90% chance -- >> well, there's only two singers for that band. it's not like they can bring -- >> wh >> jimmy: what about the guy from extreme? they can bring him back. >> i'm surprised they haven't. they did everything else wrong. >> jimmy: well, they have. >> yes, they have. >> jimmy: yeah. >> do the math. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i really think there's only two singers for that band. and ed really wanted to play music from the rest of his life, i'm going to have to come back. if it's cool, i would do it in a second. i love that band.

>> jimmy: you would. now, something that's been getting a lot of attention, a lot of attention is the story of the alien encounter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it in this version? >> jimmy: no, i took that out, too. i felt rather than have you explain it again because i explain it in the book and rather than have you go through it again, we would re-enact it on videotape. so -- >> if this ruins my career, folk, i'm going to -- >> jimmy: i'll be held responsible for this. but here we go. this is the alien encounter as it happened. >> i was lying in bed one night at the an tase ya street place in fontana, asleep, dreaming. i saw a ship and two creatures inside of the ship. i couldn't see their faces. i just knew that there were two intelligent creatures. they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some

kind of mysterious wireless type connecti connection. they said in their communication to each other, oh, he's waking up, we've got to go, we've got to go. >> blooeep, bleep, bleep. >> i can drive 55! >> i opened my eyes real quick. my whole room was white. my wife was lying next to me asleep. honey, wake up, i said. jch jchlt. >> ahh! >> and that's how i became a believer. >> jimmy: unbelievable. this is sammy's book. it's called "red." >> jimmy: thank you very much. it's out now. we'll be right back with petra nemcova. sammy hagar, everybody.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, the belle brigade. our next guest held out on "dancing with the stars" longer than any super model on the show. here with her dance partner dmitry chaplin, please welcome the fourth celebrity eliminated from this season's "dancing with the stars," petra nemcova. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad that you're still dancing. you seemed sad at the end of the show. >> i don't why the tears come from but they were a little bit of sadness and joy. there was so much love in the room. you create such a special bond with everyone. it's hard to say good-bye. >> jimmy: sure. you don't have to say good-bye. you can happening around there all the time if you want,

probably. >> you think i want to get my butt beaten every day? no. bruises. >> jimmy: let me think about it for a second. >> let me say, two months straight, every single day, so, i think -- >> jimmy: yeah, that horrible face. i can imagine, it's a real -- it's just awful to have to look at it every day. you must just get exhausted in the mirror. >> i am, actually. >> jimmy: i am so angry at america for voting you off. it's ridiculous. you did, again, make it longer than any super model. you beat rachel hunter, kathy ireland and master p, who, i don't think is a super model. but you did last longer. there's a bias against beautiful women on the show. did you know that? >> i went in to dance with purpose and the purpose was to be able to help more children who are suffering after natural disaster, to raise awareness to happy hearts, which is the

foundation i started after surviving the tsunami. going into the show, the first week, all my friends were saying, you are already the winner because you are changing lives of children. so, that's -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is nice. and that makes me even madder at america. it's really ridiculous. >> it's -- so many people are getting amazing e-mails and people really doing viewing parties on monday to fund raise and dance-a-on thisesdance-a-th. i want to say thank you to everyone. >> jimmy: that is really nice. they should vote you back on. now -- well, you are engaged to be married and not to each other, right? >> no. >> jimmy: there's nothing between you? >> well, we have a professional relationship here? >> dmitry refuses to choreograph our chance. >> jimmy: oh, for the wedding. you are opposing the wedding?

>> no. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. why are you -- he's not right for her, right? >> no, he is. >> jimmy: uncle frank, is he right for her? >> yes. >> jimmy: thanks for nothing over there, you. i'm very sorry that you got voted off. i think you did very well. and maybe it's because america theme week they decided they had to get rid of a foreigner, i don't know. >> i have an american citizenship. >> jimmy: yeah, still, the accent. we're not sold. >> what accent? guys, come on. >> jimmy: well, petra, time for a tradition we have here, for the ceremonial burning of the a capez capezios. tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars," and now, your shoes pay the price. guillermo? pelt tha petra, america has spoken. your dance card has been punched. petra and ghi industdmitry, eve. we'll be right back with the

belle brigade.

>> jimmy: this is their self-titled debut album. here with the song "where not to look for freedom," the belle brigade. ♪

♪ ♪ oh where am i going to find a free feeling oh the one i've always wanted to know ♪ ♪ where i am not afraid of revealing oh no i'll show whatever i want whenever i want ♪ ♪ well i've done an awful lot of concealing yeah i've spent a lot of time just sitting at home ♪ ♪ oh and is the only way to find a free feeling on the road ♪

♪ where you go wherever you want whenever you want when you live in the unknown it becomes your home ♪ ♪ and when you got nowhere left to go then you're going to know where not to ♪ ♪ look for freedom when you're inside your prison and you're the only warden ♪ ♪ tell me where to look for freedom well i've been looking real hard for a teacher ♪ ♪ but they better not be looking for me cause i never found one in a preacher oh lord ♪ ♪ anyone that says that they see the way i should be when everything you know

you don't recognize at all ♪ ♪ well then you've got nowhere left to go then you're going to know where not to ♪ ♪ look for freedom when you're inside your prison and you're the only warden ♪ ♪ tell me where to look for freedom ♪ ♪ well i been getting heavy into my reading ♪ ♪ oh i been listening to my favorite song well i could never keep down a force feeding too long ♪ ♪ eat up whatever