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chef jamie oliver. from "dancing with the stars," chris jericho. and music from robbie robertson. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, here we go again! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being with us. hey, let me ask you this. are you, and be honest, are you excited about the royal wedding? [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i haven't been this excited about two people i don't know getting married since ashley judd and dario franchitti. it's -- the royal wedding is on friday.

it starts at 6:00 a.m. new york time here in the united states. which means we're only 72 hours away from a youtube video of prince charles doing the macarena. i am so excited. unless something weird happens, prince william and kate middleton will tie the knot. here's a fun thing to do. whenever someone brings the royal wedding up, say a friend of mine slept with kate middleton about a year before she met the prince. people go crazy. i'm mostly interested in the royal wedding for the fashion. i cannot wait to see her dress. oh. it's -- "the new york times" and cbs did a poll saying only 6% of americans have been following news of this wedding closely. the other 94% are trying to keep up with the kardashians. in england -- i have a friend over there. i should say i have a chap over there, that's how they say it, who says the trains are empty because everyone took the week off from work for the wedding that we're not invited to. people are already lining up

outside westminster abbey to get a good spot to see the proceedings. and by people, i mean, this guy. >> outside westminster abbey, we're able to talk to a man calling himself the biggest royal fan there is. he's staked out a spot ready to go for the big day. >> he's a famous royal groupie here, perhaps among the more famous in the country. >> jimmy: as you can see, the pageantry is already breathtaking. maybe he's just a def leppard fan who got lost. i don't know if i buy that 6% poll. if that's true, it isn't stopping every media outlet in the country reporting on this thing nonstop. "entertainment tonight" has been covering this since before kate and william even met. yesterday, they interviewed a guy named james hewitt who was supposedly princess di's lover. i'm guessing he's not invited to the wedding. why they chose to interview him, i don't know. the idea was to get royal insight. >> there is one man who knows

through with the royals. her former lover, james hewitt. >> our new interview from the south of spain. >> any regrets about that? >> i'm not proud of having a relationship with a married woman, no. >> plus -- what happened to his face? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happened to yours? i don't know. hi, james, mary hart here. you know, the royal wedding is coming up. i would love to talk to you about having sex with the dead mother of the groom? and, maybe if we have time, you can let us know what happened to your face. 2:00, wonderful. wonderful. never a good sign when people are asking what happened to your face. the interview itself was exceptionally informative. >> hewitt has been hounded by the paparazzi over the years on one particular subject. prince harry. and coming up, we ask the question everyone wants answered. >> i'm wondering, james, if you can just clear it up for us. are you harry's father? >> his surprising answer. >> jimmy: my god.

this is incredible. i wonder what his surprising answer was. >> are you harry's father? >> no, i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who did that surprise? seriously, is there anyone in the world surprised by that? that should be illegal. mary hart and her announcer guy should be behind bars right now. unfortunately for the royal revelers, it looks like it might rain in london on friday. they might get rain on the wedding day. i hope they don't get 10,000 spoons when all they need is a knife, too. we've been having weird weather here in the colonies, as well. high alert for severe thunderstorms and tornados today from northeast texas all the way to nashville, tennessee. i'm not an expert on tornados. but my uncle frank is, right? >> definitely. >> jimmy: yes. here to explain what to do when a tornado strikes, our chief meteorologist, uncle frank. >> this is uncle frank with answers to your weather questions.

the question of the day is -- from gale force, from blowy, indiana, who writes, what do you do when you see a tornado approachinging? you should hit the ground, the lower, the better. it might still get you, but you have a better -- it's like, if you are being fired upon by weapons, what do you do? you hit the ground. you get as low -- if there's a hole, you get down there. anything below you. anything below the earth, you get below. and it might pass right over you, the tornado, because it's a forceful, forceful object, that tornado. it's a gusty wind. >> jimmy: he is -- you're right. it is a gusty wind. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on "dancing with the stars," elimination night, professional wrestler chris jericho danced to "don't stop believing" last night and wound up like tony soprano. he's gone. chris and his partner cheryl burke will join us tonight.

to figure out where it all went wrong. new kids on the block and the backstreet boys were on the show tonight doing a song called "don't turn out the lights," which was a heartfelt plea to their landlords. not to turn their electricity off. it's been quite a week for music. new kids on the block, backstreet boys and hanson. it's like the producers were casting from the posters in my bedroom. it's incredible. this is interesting. eliminated "american idol" contestant pia toscano performed on the show tonight. she's rumored to be dating one of the dancers mark ballas. i don't know. that is like reality show incest, you know? you get "american idol" hooking up with dancing stars, next thing they're giving birth to toddlers with tiaras. and also performing tonight, season four "american idol" loser constantine morales. you can see here. he was a very big hit. watch what happened when they go to judge bruno. ♪ the lonely street of dreams,

here i go again ♪ >> jimmy: and -- [ laughter ] are his 15 minutes up yet? because -- kirstie alley continues to dance on the show. once again her partner maks had his shirt open to the waist. why bother buying shirts with buttons? he's the only dancer on the show that does more waxing on and off than the karate kid ralph macchio. speaking of ralph macchio, his partner karina fell last night. he has to stop sweeping the leg. he's got to stop that. luckily they had, well -- look at this. ♪ ♪ twirl, twirl

>> jimmy: and right back up there. you know who could have used that? heather mills. no, because she's only got one leg. oh, you thought something else? some unfortunate news for charlie sheen over the weekend. he revealed during his live show in ft. lauderdale that one of his goddesses, the adult film actress bree olsen, broke up with him. she wanted to live in a less dangerous environment, so she move into the puma exhibit at the san diego zoo. charlie claims she ended the relationship via text message. that to me shows a lack of class. it really does. you know? fortunately he still has one goddess left. and by the way. the same day charlie sheen announces he's short a goddess, all of a sudden, katie couric announces she's leaving cbs news. coincidence? yes, definitely. reality star and pretend

presidential candidate donald trump is still hammering away at president obama. for the last month, he's been questioning if obama was born in the united states. but now, hair force one has a new crusade, and that is the president's grades. he did an interview with the associated press, trump said he heard the president was a poor student and didn't deserve to get into an ivy league school. whereas trump was an excellent student who had no trouble getting into trump university at all. but really -- is he going nuts? first the birth certificate. now the -- he won't be happy until he proves obama doesn't exist at all. this could be the first presidency brought down by a c-minus in wood shop. trump says, told obama he should release his school records. it's somewhat ingenious if you think about it. by demanding that obama release his third grade report card, hiring investigators in hawaii to find his birth certificate suddenly seems reasonable. by comparison. trump said that obama's refusal to release his grades is part of

a pattern of concealing information about himself. should the man with the most famous combover in the world get to lecture anyone about concealing information about himself? and another interview, this is one with "golf world" magazine, trump criticized obama for playing too much golf. which by the way, he was playing golf while he did the interview. he said, when the u.s. is invading libya, the president should not be playing golf. he should be doing presidential things. like negotiating a peace treaty between gary busey and meatloaf. clearly donald trump isn't serious about running for president. if he was, he wouldn't be doing interviews with "golf world." but he is on top of the gop polls. so if you're a reporter you have to take him at his word. that isn't always easy. it's the basis of a new game show that i hope one day to be apart of. >> from the producers who brought you "who wants to be a millionaire" and "wipeout," the most challenging game show yet. "can you keep a straight face while interviewing donald trump."

>> the last person he wants to run against is donald trump. >> with meredith vieira. sean hannity. savannah guthrie. neil cavuto. candy crowley. george stephanopoulos. billy bush. and bill o'reilly. >> we go in, we take over the second-largest office and we stay. don't smile. >> can you keep a straight face exile interviewing donald trump? only on fox. >> jimmy: my money's on cavuto. [ cheers and applause ] and one more thing. have any of you been watching this new reality show called "mob wives" on vh1? you should be ashamed of yourself. "mob wives" follows the wives and girlfriends and daughters of mobsters. like sammy "the bull" gravano and other guys like that. a lot of yelling and cursing. it reminds me of my home movies. to be honest with you. tonight, as we are known to do. we took the audio from the show,

of a fight, a woman named dreda had with her incarcerated husband and we combined it with video from "the flintstones." and, well, here you go. >> hello? >> what's up. >> let me ask you a question. when the [ bleep ] are you coming home? i ask you, you say, i don't know. one year, this year, what the [ bleep ] year? [ bleep ]? >> i don't know. >> you got to know. everybody knows. i need to [ bleep ] know. >> listen, i told you. i don't know. a couple of years. [ bleep ]. when i get home, i get home what's the problem now? >> because that's too [ bleep ] long. i'm not waiting that long. >> there be no [ bleep ] waiting anyway you stupid [ bleep ]. what the [ bleep ] you want me to tell you? >> you know what, you didn't get a [ bleep ] package? because you shouldn't eat that's why. >> that's funny. i was calling about the [ bleep ] package. >> i ate the package. that's where the [ bleep ] package is. that's why you didn't get it. >> shove the package up your [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> i didn't even hear you. >> i said [ bleep ] yourself. >> you [ bleep ] too. now i feel sick to my stomach.

>> jimmy: organized crime was much simpler in the times when people talked through horns. we have a good show for you tonight. jamie oliver is here. from "dancing with the stars," chris jericho and his partner cheryl burke are here. we have music from robbie robertson. and we'll be right back with mark ruffalo, so stick around. woman: till all the books are read... man: and all the pens are put down... woman: and everything there is to learn is learned. man: till the heroes retire and the monsters return to their dens... woman: and all the plots are wrapped up. man: till that day... boy: by hook or by crook... girl: by book or by nook...

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, from "dancing with the stars," chris jericho and his partner cheryl burke will be here to weep in my arms. from "jamie oliver's food revolution," chef jamie oliver

is here. i tell you something, if you are not watching his show, you should be, because it's the best reality show on tv. he goes into schools and grabs these administrators by the neck until they cough up their tater tots. and he's doing great things. and then, finally, with music from this, his fifth solo record. it's called "how to become clairvoyant," robbie robertson from the bud light stage. that's xirting. tomorrow night we'll joined by larry king, from "thor," jaimie alexander, and music from augustana. and on thursday, sofia vergara, boxer manny pacquiao, and music from the airborne toxic event. so join for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor whom you know from a number of fine films. he is a future incredible hulk but before that you can see him co-star in a new film he also directed. it's called "sympathy for delicious." it opens in select cities on friday. please say hello to mark ruffalo.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> it's going to be a rough night. they hate me. >> jimmy: is that like a hasselhoff thing. it's going to be a rough night. rouuffal ruffalo. >> we worked on that. >> jimmy: that would be a good t-shirt for you to make >> rough-alo. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. you flew in from new york today. on a farm? >> i live on an old dairy farm. >> reporte >> jimmy: animals there? >> we have a rabbit. >> jimmy: a rabbit, okay. >> that thing they say about rabbits is so much more true. >> jimmy: not if there's only one. >> that doesn't stop them. >> jimmy: is that right?

is that the case? and what are they targeting? i hope not the kids. >> that's disgusting. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> themselves. >> jimmy: what? really? themselves? >> well -- do they use their ears or how does -- >> they're very limber. >> jimmy: they are. wow. i would love to see that sometime. even on the world wild internet. >> you're welcome to come by sometime. >> jimmy: wow. >> we have those. >> jimmy: that's got to be a surprise on easter. >> we had chickens. >> jimmy: you ha chickens? what happened? >> the chickens were lost in the great chicken coop fire of 2011. >> jimmy: there was a fire? >> there was a -- i loved my chickens. >> jimmy: barbecue? >> it was more like a roast, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i was away, i was here,

it happened on the night of the academy awards. >> jimmy: it did? how many chickens were there? >> i blame the academy awards. >> jimmy: really? >> it was a curse, man. >> jimmy: oscar killed your chickens. >> if i hadn't been there, my chickens would still be alive. >> jimmy: do you eat chicken or no? >> it's hard for me to eat chicken now. >> jimmy: when they become your pelts. >> i really did love those animals. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe you should have been home guarding them. >> i was a selfish a-hole. >> jimmy: well, that may be going too far. hey, i heard you're about to start shooting this movie where you play the hulk. do you play bruce banner or david banner, whatever banner? >> bruce. we're going back to the original. >> jimmy: good, i like that. >> and i will be the first actor to actually do the motion capture for the hulk and play the hulk.

so, it will be like "avatar." >> jimmy: you'll have a bod put onto you? >> they'll digitally overlay the hulk body on my masculine physique. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> they won't have to do much cgi, thank god. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. i'm excited. >> i think it will be an interesting departure. >> jimmy: the hulk will be in the avengers movie. i know in the avengers, the hulk is a little bit different than the one we've seen in the other movies. >> he's like the teammate none of them are sure they want on their team. he's a loose cannon, let's say. >> jimmy: he's like a dennis rodman. >> just throw a grenade in the middle of the group and hope it turns out well. he's like dennis rodman, yes. >> jimmy: you co-starred and directed your own movie -- >> that's right. "sympathy for delicious." >> jimmy: tell us what that's about. >> it's about a guy that has a

gift to heal, he's in a wheelchair, but he cannot heal himself. >> jimmy: how can he heal -- touching. >> i wanted to do this. i made the movie, so i can do that. >> jimmy: i no longer have a nipple. it's incredible. now my ear hole is closed up. >> and he takes this gift and he starts heal-a-palooza. he sells it out for sex, drugs, rock and roll anfame. >> jimmy: of course he would. >> and basically it's a story of a selfish man's journey to one selfless act. >> jimmy: and you made this with a friend of yours. >> my best friend. i've known for 20 years, 16 years ago, he h a climbing accident. he severed his spine and ended up in a wheelchair as a paraplegic. he was a great actor. he still is. but he realized that all the

great acting parts for guys in wheelchairs would go to actors who walked to the limos at the end of the night. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and so he started writing. setting out to write a great part for himself in a very proactive way. and a few years later he gave me 197-page draft with cheated margins. it was like 250 pages. and i read it and i thoughtt was just the most fantastical, original thing, gritty and had a lot of satire and humor and great acting piece. and so we set out to make this film together with him playing the lead. >> jimmy: we have a clip her of the movie, and do you need to set this up? >> it's a moment where he's healed the first person. he was actually a homeless man who, he was actually trying to steal some cigarettes off of. so, he touches him. the guy gets healed and the guy

wants to thank him after the healing. >> jimmy: again, the movie is called "sympathy for licious." take a look. >> my man, my man. >> this is him. >> this is the man. he's the one. he raised me up. >> had a spontaneous teaming thing of his gout and his alzheimer's. >> what are you talking about, man? >> no, no, listen. listen, please. i mean, you don't know what you did. my man, look, you got the healing touch. >> i got nothing to do with you, man. >> i want to thank you. >> i got nothing to do with you. >> jimmy: that looks really good. i love the idea, i mean, the story sounds fantastic, too. maybe you can get him to heal the chickens while you're at it. >> yes. he can't resurrect things, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hope that people live in one of the cities that have been selected of the select cities, but it opens in select

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, chris jericho and robbie robertson. our next guest is a very

talented chef who toils tirelessly against the fried nuggets of fat we feed our kids. his emmy-winning reality show "jamie oliver's food revolution" airs tuesday nights on abc. please welcome chef jamie oliver. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> how you doing, man? >> jimmy: how is everything? are you going to the royal wedding? >> no, but i'm going home for street party. >> jimmy: there's a street party? >> yeah, man. the only time streets get locked down. we never fly flags. and everyone comes out and you talk to neighbors that you never talked to for 20 years, and, hi, i live next door, okay, good. >> jimmy: really? >> and it's a rare time for britain. >> jimmy: you'll be outling wit? >> yeah, and drinking and eating and dancing badly. all that stuff. >> jimmy: you have done, i know you're a humble guy. but first, you started in

england, you went into the schools and you said, these men europes are not healthy. we're feeding our kids bad things and we should stop doing that. you had a lot of success over there. >> we basically, seven years ago, we had, you know, we had standards for dog food but none for kids food in school. and we had the most 0 wees and unhealthy country in europe. we can't afford to fix it. so, i made four document raried. three days after the first one out, because the parents were so engaged and outraged, there was $1 billion put into the system, laws were changed. and we, i mean, last year, the final icing on the cake was, the government agreed that every child in britain would have 18 hours of physical cooking before they left. so arm them with the life skills to make better choices. and look after their future families. that's just from tv, you know? so, i guess the moral of the story is, adults ve been making bad choices for kids for

40 years and now we're paying the price. >> jimmy: we have to get rid of the adults. >> kids -- to be honest, yeah. you knoll what, i -- i got to say. some of the most inspiring moments of my life and career happened with students in west adams high school in l.a. young teenagers with clarity, aspiration, a beautiful vision of the world. but also, they want things to change. these guys want change, you know? so, to think that kids don't care or don't want it is wrong. >> jimmy: you said, hmm, what's the fattest country in the world, and then you focused on . last year, you were in west virginia and this year, you've come to los angeles. i saw the episode that airs next week and it's very powerful. you go to speak to the l.a., unified school district and they are very unhelpful. very, very unhelpful. and it really is -- they ban you

from the schools. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, in a random and imperious way, the superintendent of the schools. now, the good news is, and i hope there is good news, we have a new superintendent and he's here tonight. he came here with you tonight, dr. daisy. doctor, come up here, if you don't mind. hi, how are you? have a seat right there. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: this is quite a differences, you guys sitting together, than what i saw on the television show. >> i never would have dreamt this would have happened! you guys are dating now, right? >> we used u.n. peace keepers and it came together. everything is okay. it was a great last two days. >> jimmy: first of all, welcome to los angeles. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm glad you guys are cooperating. i can understand your point of view. i really can. we don't want a reality showville nicing us, they have power to edit things and make us

look bad. i know jamie. i don't think that is his intent at all. you realize, i mean, do feel like he's here actually to help? >> we've spent time together. he has been here to very much help our youth make good, healthy choices, work side by side. i think that the board over time has made a huge contribution to getting better food and when we became mor comfortable with his access in the school that it wouldn't president -- kids would get victimized, it turned out to be a great couple of days. >> jim: i have the school lunch menu. cheese burger, hot and spicy chicken chunks, peanut butter and jelly pocket and/or wings of fire. this sounds like my typical late night meal. crisp baked potato rounds and whole fruit. but that's not a good -- those aren't good choices for kids, are they? >> some of the choices are, all

fall within government standards. >> reporter: bu . >> jimmy: but our government is so f'ed up -- >> and we are moving -- we had a long conversation about the improvement we're going to take on our own and so one of the things that i've been concerned about is the whole issue of flavored milk and additives into milk -- >> jimmy: strawberry, chocolate milk? >> we're going to recommend to the board of education that, i'll be going to the board by july, actually eliminating that from our cafeterias. >> jimmy: good. >> and just to put that -- what does that mean for you guys? i tell you what it means. it's something as humble as milk, for a city like l.a., it's 80% students get free or reduced males and to recoup that cash from the government, there has to be milk on offer. about 75% of milk sales are flavored. there's more sugar per ounce in flavored milk than there is in a

can of soda. what i'm saying is, if you think abt a 4-year-old to an 18-year-old, sometimes twice a day, just through flavored milk and you're worried about diabetes. what this trans lates as - i've had two days with john. if my kid was in his school district, i'd be proud to send my kid there. standards and aspirations are locked right in. i wish we could have met two months ago, but that wasn't the case. so, i think -- >> jimmy: doesn't matter. >> we need someone, america and britain needs to be radical in its approach to the food revolution. really radical. nestly. and i think we got a good man here. but we have to do is, he's got a lot of things to worry about. the parents of l.a. and america need to start giving a [ bleep ] what we feed kids, and -- >> jimmy: that's right. [ applause ] >> school, i mean, in the show we also, i took over a drive through, as well as, we got a

little window into the world of fast food. can you make it quick, nutrition, affordable, have a profit margin and nutritious? so, it wasn't just schools, but i think, you know -- >> jimmy: schools should be a place -- you can understand, you know, out in the world, there's not a lot you can do. but a school should be a place where good things go into children's heads and into their mouths and -- you know, i -- >> they get trained for a life of good eefting. >> jimmy: that's right. >> you're going to be the guy for this, right? and you're going to be a big hero if it all goes well. and if not, i know jamie is going back to england, but i'm going to keep an eye on you. place mrauls [ applause ] >> i would say, if someone's going to make, you know, l.a. usd is the second biggest school district in the country. if we've got a man who is going to fight the charge for a large amount of kids, he's going to need backup. >> jimmy: i'm with you. you got me, guillermo and uncle

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. still to come. robbie robertson. usually when our next finds himself pinned underneath a 300-pound man in a speedo. tonight, he faced a gentler three count as the fifth celebrity eliminated from "dancing with the stars." along with his dance partner cheryl burke, from the wwe,

please welcome chris jericho. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: true or false, professional ballroom dancing is fake. >> false. >> absolutely. choreographed, good guys and bad guys. but some of the hardest training i've ever done in my life was for this show. >> jimmy: for really? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: because of cheryl. she's one of the hardest -- >> i am mean. >> jimmy: the toughest dancers on the show true? >> sometimes. at moments. we get frustrated with each other, but -- >> that's how she gets the job done. >> i don't lie. if you're not good, i don't say you're good. >> she doesn't tell you what you want to hear. she tells you what you need to hear. as a celebrity, sometimes that's hard to hear when someone's not

massaging your ego. it worked out for us. >> jimmy: women, ell, no. you were eliminated. >> i thought they said we were still on the show. oh, that's why we're here. >> jimmy: by the way, can i tell you, i enjoyed yr impersonation of the judge -- >> you will keep your mouth shut when chris and cheryl are on the show. he's got an elmer fudd thing going on. it's a 300-year-old dance, cheryl. show.sure you teach him the >> that's more like ozzy osbourne. >> jimmy: i think it's pretty good. i was impressed by it. ozzy is more unintelligible. >> what's going on, man? i do a lot of impressions, jimmy. >> jimmy: you could have a vegas show. have you spoken to your fellow wrestlers? has anyone offered their condolences? when i come back to the dressing room, i have, like, 70 text, all

from my friends and some of the wrestlers, too. when you say you're going to do the show, of course there's guffaws a plenty. and then, the other thing, please don't let me be the first guy kicked off. and then once you make it through that round and start moving forrd, people start getting behind you. all the wwe sticklers at first were like, come on, jericho, let's go, buddy it was really cool. i'm like a pioneer. no one from the wwe besides stacy keibler, but no guys have ever done the show before. so, to show that wrestlers can be light on their feet, i'm an ambassador. >> jimmy: you're the jackie robinson of ballroomdancing. and in a way, you know, there's no better preparation for this than wrestling because you are used to being in front of a crowd, wearing oil and almost no clothing. >> right. >> spandex and rhinestones. >> dance belts. >> there was one costume --

there wasn't one that bothered me at all. >> he asked me, can i show the guns? i'm like, i don't know if this week is appropriate. can i have more rhinestones? >> they want to you have with the suit and tie and the suspenders. where's the spandex? >> i actually stitched this myself. there you go. it's a chris jericho original. >> jimmy: you did not. >> he loves the rhinestones. >> yeah! you just wanted to see my butt. that guy right there. >> jimmy: sadly, we have a tradition here at the show and that tradition is, we go outside to hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the capezios chris, tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars." and now your shoes pay the price. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> student son of a bitch. >> jimmy: you're all over the place! chris jericho, cheryl burke,

everybody. "dancing with the stars," monday at 8:00 and tuesday at 9:00. we'll be right back with robbie robertson. >> nobody touches my dancing shoes! bcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbc

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>> jimmy: this is his latest album, it is called "how to become clairvoyant." here with the song "he don't live here no more," robbie robertson. ♪ ♪ got a ticket on the main line i was standing on the fault line ♪ ♪ i got wasted on the moonshine too far gone ♪ ♪ i was walking in the sundown ♪ i was heading for a breakdown ♪ ♪ when you're sleeping on the cold ground too far gone ♪ ♪ there was a cloud hanging over me ♪

♪ something just reached out grabbed ahold of me ♪ ♪ inside of the belly of the whale outside they was beating on the door ♪ ♪ somebody going down tonight i said boys ♪ ♪ he don't live here no more don't live here no more ♪ ♪ i was riding on the night train ♪ ♪ i was moving in the fast lane ♪ ♪ i was only trial to kill the pain ♪ ♪ too far gone ♪ i was running on a red light

always looking for a street fight ♪ ♪ i was higher than a lost kite ♪ ♪ too far gone ♪ when you're waiting for the ax to drop ♪ ♪ when you're hooked so bad you could not stop ♪ ♪ inside of the belly of the whale ♪ ♪ outside they was beating on the door ♪ ♪ somebody going down tonight ♪ i said boys he didn't live here no more ♪ ♪ he don't live here no more ♪