>> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i do want to wish a happy birthday to one of our audience members. you know who you share a birthday with today? adolf hitler. >> dicky: robert pattinson. >> such an ego trip. i love that. >> jimmy: do you really? >> i want to come in again. >> dicky: shailene woodley. and music from lenka. >> jimmy: i hope donald trump puts a wig onclclclclclclclclcld u

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- robert pattinson. from abc family's "secret life," shailene woodley. and music from lenka. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, if the coast is clear, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very nice.

i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you, cleto. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm looking around the room right now and i'm wondering who's ready to turbo charge their metabolism. i want to wish a happen by birthday, one of our audience members who has subtly worn a sash and tiara, saying that it's her birthday. you know who you share a birthday with today? adolf hitler. it's your birthday pal. [ laughter ] that is true. hey, "american idol" was on tonight. as i suspected it would be. tonight, their theme, they have a theme every week. tonight's theme was songs from the 21st century. they were going to do songs from the 16th century but they couldn't find a lute player. so, they did songs from the 21st century, which means songs from the last 11 years.

in other words, the classics. and something i've been noticing on "american idol." anyone else notice, jimmy, the famous music producer, dresses like he's in the witness protection program. every week, the hats and the tinted sunglasses. i don't know, is he coaching singers or a little league team? there are seven singers left. once again, the judges pretty much liked all of them. which is annoying. none of the judges can find anything negative to say. even if they do say something a little bit negative they then say something very positive, which they are getting $5 million a year to sit and listen to singing for two hours a week. i guess i don't blame them for being happy. but it is driving me insane. it really is. one of the compliments randy jackson has been fond of giving is, he tells the singer, you're an artist. yo, yo, yo, you're an artist. you know, technically the homeless guy outside our building who paints with his own poop is an artist, too.

but that doesn't mean he's a good artist. [ applause ] steven tyler is the worst of all of them. he has nothing critical to say about anyone, which, for about a month now, i've been trying to figure out. maybe some criticism could help them, but then i saw this commercial late last night and i think i understand -- i think he might be doing this to try to help sell this new cd. >> i loved it, man. you rocked the house. beautiful. >> we've all heard steven tyler cheer up "american idol" contestants. now he can cheer you up with this exclusive cd offer. >> you are so good, man. i i think you're great. >> reporter: steven tyler's "you're my idol" cd is eight tracks full of his inspirational comments. >> i think you're wonderful. you slayed me. this is so not the end of the rode for you. just the beginning. it was beautiful. the thing you got on is gorgeous, too. yeah! yes! >> we guarantee you'll feel better about yourself and your life or your money back.

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reality television, the cast of "jersey shore" is about to start shooting season four in florence, italy. but according to an italian newspaper, the mayor of florence laid down some strict rules. he said the cast cannot shoot in clubs that serve alcohol and they can't be seen drinking in public. which -- i think the mayor of florence just canceled "jersey shore." he said cameras will not be allowed inside any of the city's historic building, which is very frustrating, because snooki was really looking forward to throwing up in the duomo. i guess they are being very protective. way to protect your image, country whose 74-year-old prime minister is on trial for having sex with a 17-year-old hooker. they've ruined the show. what's the point? you might as well shoot in a sbarro at the airport or something. the cast has promised their behavior will be different while they are guests in italy. for example, instead of getting blackout drunk and going home to make a sandwich, they will get blackout sandwich and then go home to make a panini sandwich. [ laughter ]

they have to drink. [ applause ] "jersey shore" without drinking is like the source awards without shooting. it's unacceptable. this is what we have to look forward to on the next season of "jersey shore." ♪ >> everything's great. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's an olive garden commercial. not a show. meanwhile, there's another reality star threatening to destroy a country, and that star is donald trump. donald trump continues to claim he's seriously considering a run for president of the united states.

and he's doing well in polls, i guess he's on top among republican voters. people are responding to his straightforward honesty, tough talk and utter lunacy. and he's been doing a lot of interviews. he said on "good morning america" yesterday that the problem america faces, the reason we're not number one is, quote, other countries. which -- [ laughter ] is like saying the problems the clippers face is other basketball teams. we understand that. [ applause ] trump was also very concerned about, oddly, the aesthetics of the white house. listen to this scoop he gave george stephanopoulos. >> you want a big scoop? >> sure. >> david axelrod, i called him up, never spoke to him before. seemed like a very nice guy, i have to tell you. >> he is. >> i said, david, i noticed, during one of the functions, i noticed there was a tent, a very shabby looking tent on the white house grounds. i'm really good as a builder, i really have a certain aesthetic taste that seems to work.

and i will build you free of charge for the white house a contribution. a ballroom that could cost anywhere from $50 to $100 million that could seat 1,500 people, the maximum size of your events. i will put up the money. i don't want one penny from the government. he said, wow, that's interesting. i never heard from him. and that's the problem with our country. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the problem? the problem with our country is, we're unresponsive to plans for free ballrooms? if he does become president, i hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it hair force one. [ laughter ] that's what i'm looking forward to. [ applause ] the philadelphia phillies had an interesting celebrity guest today. they had a robot throw out the first pitch at their game against the brewers. it was the first time a robot has thrown out a first pitch

at a baseball game since, i think, governor schwarzenegger at the dodgers game in 2008. this is it. it's called the philly bot. it throws 40 miles an hour. not particularly accurately, either. watch this, the philly bot bounces one to the plate. the fans booed, of course, it's philadelphia. i tell you, though, i never thought i'd live long enough to see a robot that could throw a 40-mile-an-hour baseball -- i remember when i was a little boy, i dreamed there would be a robot to pitch baseballs to me, and then my dad took me to a batting cage, and there was. it's called a pitching machine. so, that was quite an event today. [ applause ] speaking of bad ideas, an unemployment agency called work force central florida is being investigated after they spent $14,000 of public money to buy 6,000 capes. they called it the cape-ability challenge. to get people actively looking for jobs, they gave them red satin capes.

because if there's one thing employers look for in a prospective employee, it's a guy who shows up to the interview in a cape. that's why the guys out on the street in front of our theater are so successful. [ applause ] this is -- this is actually kind of scary. this is a video, real video from russia. getting a lot of views on youtube. it claims to show the dead body of an extraterrestrial being. about a month ago in siberia, a number of the villagers there saw a huge glowing object crash in some wooded area and allegedly this is what was left behind. look at the detail. you can see the veins and the -- i mean, i don't know if it's an animal that they -- i don't speak russian, either, so i don't know what they're saying.

it's really -- [ laughter ] terrifying. i think you just got alien rolled. [ laughter ] by the way, the -- the russian guys in the video never figured out for sure what it was but they said it was delicious. charlie sheen is still on tour. he had a show in washington, d.c. last night. he was an hour late. on his way to the venue, he tweeted a picture of his police escort. that's the -- aren't the cops supposed to take charlie sheen from places? [ laughter ] this is pretty good. this is from "people's court" today. the plaintiffs were actors who said they hadn't been paid for their acting. but that did not have an affect on the standard opening credits. >> these are the plaintiffs dawn and daniel grady pena. dawn says she and her son acted in a number of stage productions for the defendants and were never paid the amount they were promised. what are you about to witness is

real. the participants are not actors. >> jimmy: wait a minute. you just said they were actors. oh never mind. [ applause ] jury selection is going on for a murder case in illinois right now, i guess it is somewhat close to st. louis. so, the nbc news team from st. louis was there and they won tonight's award for excellence in reporting. >> now to the latest developments in the jury selection for the christopher coleman murder trial. a jury has been chosen. ryan dean is live in illinois with details on this new information. ryan? all right, having some problems with getting ryan's attention there.

>> jimmy: ryan's trying to bring tinker bell back to life. [ applause ] one more thing. today is april 20th, 4/20 if you will, which is the day we -- [ applause ] we celebrate something, i forgot what it was. hitler, you -- oh, yeah, it's pot. it's pot day today. those of you who are cheering, by the way, you're the reason china is beating us. 4/20 is, like, christmas for marijuana smokers except there are -- smoke the wreaths and the cookies are gone when santa comes, but -- i don't know why 4/20 is a holiday. i hadn't heard of it until five years ago. but it's very popular. it's way more popular than flag day, that's for sure. and i was thinking, there's a charlie brown special for every big holiday. christmas, thanksgiving, even valentine's day. so, if 4/20 really wants to be taken seriously as a holiday, the first thing it's going to need is this. >> what am i doing in a

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, a real life teenager who got fake life pregnant on the abc family show "the secret life of the american teenager." shailene woodley is with us. and then, all the way from australia, with music from this, her second album called "two." lenka from the bud light stage. she's very good. tomorrow night, christoph waltz will be here. from "the big bang theory," kunal nayyer will be with us. and we'll have music from phantagram. join us tomorrow, too. you know our first guest from the 30 or 40 posters in each of your bedrooms. he's sometimes a vampire, but not now. you can see him starl star alongside reese witherspoon and christoph waltz in the new movie "water for elephants." it opens in theaters this friday. please say hello to robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: there are people crying. [ cheers and applause ] sounds like -- [ cheers and applause ] all right, all right. this is -- this is pretty crazy. i really -- >> whoa. i'm overwhelmed. i'm bewildered now. such an ego trip, i love that. >> jimmy: do you really? >> i want to come in again. >> jimmy: do like that, really? i would think you'd be, like, scared and tired of it and it would start, you would go deaf. >> there's really good reverb in this room. like a propaganda rally or something. >> jimmy: i don't think it's the room. i think it's the people in the room who have been camped out -- [ cheers and applause ] waiting for you. lying in wait for you to get here.

they don't just want to see you. they want to eat you. [ cheers and applause ] >> i wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: there's a -- a guy over here, he just nudged his girlfriend. he's like, all right already. take it easy, i'm right here. how are you? i understand you just got back to los angeles, like, day and a half ago or something? >> yeah, i think so. i don't even know anymore. >> jimmy: you wrapped your, the "twilight" movies that you shot, huh? >> yeah. [ applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: is that it? that's it for you, right? >> i think for at least six months before i start doing the mini-series. and i'll be doing it for 12 to 15 years after that. >> jimmy: the sitcom. >> going to attempt to do something else. >> jimmy: the autograph shows. do you have, like, a house, do you live any place now? >> no, i mean -- >> jimmy: you're homeless? >> i think i should probably live in canada. i'm up there so much. >> jimmy: up there shooting a lot. >> yeah. honorary residency.

>> jimmy: yeah, well, you got to live somewhere. so, do you live in hotels all the time? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: where do you keep your things? >> i have little -- i have three bags which contain, luckily, i wear the same thing every single day -- >> jimmy: perfect. that helps. >> but still manage to lose things. i have little storage spaces with -- >> jimmy: you do? >> mindless stuff. i was just trying to think, when i was talking to someone earlier about the storage spaces, i was like, what do i put in these things? i keep getting -- you get charges from all the different places. i got one in dubai or something. >> jimmy: what do you have in the one of dubai? >> i just think i liked the idea of it. >> jimmy: that sounds -- you could be on the terror alert list if you have one in dubai. wow, that's something else. so, you keep these all over the world and if you need any stuff, which, you probably never will need any of the stuff. >> i don't. i'm a hoarder. >> jimmy: you are. you're a homeless hoarder.

you're the only one in the whole world. >> i wouldn't actually -- how is there a scream -- you're a homeless hoarder, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think they're hoping you will come live with them. [ cheers and applause ] but you probably won't, let's be honest now. let's be realistic. ladies, come on now. will you be attending the royal wedding? as an american, i assume that everyone with an accent who's famous is invited. >> um -- i'm not invited. >> jimmy: you were not invited? >> i was shocked. i read in "us weekly" that i was. >> jimmy: oh, you did? maybe that's -- they want to save money on an invitation. so, they just printed it there. [ laughter ] you are not, you don't know the royal couple. have you ever met any of the, the prince or anybody like that, or, king -- there's no king, is there? >> i'm like, there is no king?

yeah, i -- i used to tell people when i used to come to the states, i always used to tell people that i did. >> jimmy: did they believe you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we would believe that stuff. >> in the last five years, there weren't that many english people, now, there's, like, a million. >> jimmy: they followed you here. >> they still believe it. it's crazy. first question you are always asked. >> jimmy: my uncle frank, he assumes they know each other. it doesn't matter if they're famous or not. >> i know a guy called james. >> jimmy: do you know him? but you don't know james, do you. >> i actually think i do know james. >> jimmy: growing up in england, how aware are you of american culture? >> i mean, yeah, i mean, i guess i grew up watching american movies and stuff. that's why i wanted to get into acting. really, like, i was talking to someone the other day about cartoons. there's a whole bunch of american cartoons, which i grew up watching when i was a kid, which -- >> jimmy: which ones specifically? >> there was one called "sharkie and george." no one's heard of this thing.

they're really hard core american things. and then the other one was the mc hammer cartoon, "hammer time." >> jimmy: nice. [ applause ] i heard you watched that. >> did anyone actually watch that? you did? that's crazy. >> jimmy: no, they didn't. [ laughter ] aren't you too young for the mc hammer cartoon? wasn't that, like, 1990 or '91 or something like that? you were watching old stuff. >> i only had, like, four channels. >> jimmy: i heard about this. and this is a weird thing, because somebody who works here at the show happens to have an original animation cell from the -- from the hammer cartoon, which we have now stolen off the wall of his office and you can put that in your storage facility. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: a trip down memory lane. >> that's the best thing i've ever gotten. >> jimmy: oh, good. keep that in dubai. >> i'm keeping this in my suitcase. >> jimmy: here, i'll hold it for you. we'll make sure you get this and

we'll send this -- well, you don't have a house. but you can hang it in every hotel room. are you a rap music fan in general? >> yeah, i guess the -- >> jimmy: besides mc hammer. >> i guess he counts? >> jimmy: during its time, i mean, rap now is, it doesn't seem like it was rap. it seems cartoonish. but when it came out, that was rap music. >> yeah, no, for some reason growing up in southwest london, in a completely white neighborhood, just like, yeah. this is -- this is, like, speaking to me. >> jimmy: "can't touch this." >> especially the mc hammer cartoon which is as real as it gets. >> jimmy: based on a true story, you know. have you met mc hammer? >> i haven't. >> jimmy: he's going to be so excited when he finds out about this. >> i only heard one thing about mc hammer. and this is not making fun of him at all, but he apparently did a tour of australia and the only thing he brought with him was a suitcase full of batteries

and a suitcase full of kfc, like -- i don't know if this is true. but it's like, i love that story so much. >> jimmy: really? >> i -- >> jimmy: we have it in buckets. we don't have it in suitcases. we get it. >> i know, but the batteries for electricity. >> jimmy: really? >> this is apparently true. i have no idea. >> jimmy: you use a lot of power when you're mc hammer. you go through a lot of stuff. that's -- i hope that's true because that's a great story. guillermo, will you get mc hammer on the phone and see if we can confirm that story? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: okay, thank you very much. hey, when we come back, we're going to talk about the new movie and your co-stars and all this exciting stuff. robert pattinson is here with us. "water for elephants" opens on friday. we'll be right back. i'm your biggest fan. you know that. aww. you're the best, mr. snuggles.

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>> jimmy: robert pattinson is with us. the proud recipient of an mc hammer cartoon shell. do we have that picture? that's the office and that's the spot where it was. it's been taken. now, this movie "water for elephants," this is -- no vampires in this movie at all. >> ah, no. >> jimmy: and just to drive everyone crazy, you play a guy named jacob. >> i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so the teams are all screwed up now. >> i know, like -- >> jimmy: what is the movie about? what does that mean, "water for elephants?"

>> i'm not sure what the title means. i know there's some water and elephants in it. it's about a circus in the depression, when circuses were on trains and it's about this guy who jumps on the train, basically, to be a hobo, and finds out it's a circus train and falls in love with the star attraction who is married to the ring master. and it's all a disaster. >> jimmy: and christoph waltz who is unbelievable, reese witherspoon. >> crazy cast. so many amazing people in the crew, as well. >> jimmy: and not just people, but a lot of different animals. what animals did you work with on this one? >> everything, literally everything you can think of. we had -- the main part was the elephant called rosie in the movie, played by ty. i'm not sure what her second name is. ty the elephant, who is -- is probably in more movies than anyone of the stars, i mean -- >> jimmy: a veteran? >> yeah.

probably her and hal holbrook have done -- >> jimmy: she's been in everything? >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you nervous being around an enormous animal like that that could stomp you if it wanted to. >> i guess because i'd never really been hurt by an animal for a long time, i guess that kind of -- i just innately trust them. i don't know why. it's completely idiotic. i think that's why animals see me coming, you know when you see a wildlife program, there's a herd and the one kind of zebra, he looks like of like, you know, a bit like -- and all the lions leave it alone. they're just like -- >> jimmy: they leave it alone? i thought that is the one they devour. >> they want to get the young one who is kind of weak, but they never want to get the kind of weird looking one. >> jimmy: so that's you? you're the diseased antelope? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do they do to get you comfortable with the animal?

the animal comfortable with you? do you guys have lunch together? >> i mean, yeah, kind of. i mean, i got on pretty well with the elephant, like, kind of off the bat. >> jimmy: you miss the elephant? do you feel like you'll visit the elephant? >> completely. i genuinely want to. she lives in an elephant sanctuary two hours away. >> jimmy: really? >> we were doing the press the other day, and she was acting the same as she did with me with all the other journalists, so i was like -- >> jimmy: oh, no. that little slut. >> i know. she's just -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's unacceptable. >> she's such an actress. >> jimmy: well, we have a clip from the film and if you wouldn't mind, you want to set this up. >> which clip, being pushed -- oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i said set it up, not ruin the ending. let me set it up for you. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: in this clip, robert, in character, gets pushed off a train. >> this circus, my circus, is a sovereign nation. you break my law, you have to pay a penalty. you need to get off the train. except we don't stop the train. >> just let me explain. >> no, no need. you took initiative, i respect that. but i'm a law abiding man. now toss him. >> wait! wait, wait! no, no! >> jimmy: no! oh. well, there you go. it's called "water for elephants." it opens friday. robert pattinson, everybody. thanks for being here. we'll be right back with shailene woodley. mom: we have a pretty big family.

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>> jimmy: hi there. our next guest stars as a high school student who got pregnant during a one-night stand at band camp, which is why you should always send your kids to space camp. you can watch "the secret life of the american teenager" on abc family monday nights at 8:00. please say hello to shailene woodley. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you are very tall. >> i know, nine feet in these heels. >> jimmy: yeah. you are wearing high heels. was that done to humiliate me? >> i can take them off if that makes you feel any better. >> jimmy: too late. the damage has been done. how are you? i don't think i've met a shailene before. >> very different name. my mom saw the name shea on a license plate when she was 18 stuck in traffic with, i don't know, random numbers and she was like, shea, that's cool. and she added endings to it and that's how i got my name. >> jimmy: you were named after a license plate? >> i was. >> jimmy: usually you name a license plate after you. not the other way around. >> i know. >> jimmy: that is something else. is your mother, is she, like, do weird things like that, is she -- >> no, she's pretty normal for the most part. i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: do you still live with her? >> i do. i do. she's amazing and an incredible human being and i learn so much from her every day. it's great. i'm saving money and eventually take off and move somewhere else. >> jimmy: very nice.

[ applause ] your mother must be delighted hearing you speak about her this way. >> i don't know. she's great. >> jimmy: does she make you do chores? clean your room, stuff like that? >> we kind of have this awesome understanding, i'll pick up the dishes for her if she has a late night. she'll do it for me if i have an early morning. i kind of works. >> jimmy: you are almost like roommates. >> exactly. >> jimmy: does she yell at you still? >> no, no. goodness no. >> jimmy: never? >> great relationship. >> jimmy: she does yell at you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes. >> when i forget to take out the trash. >> jimmy: that will probably never stop. you know? the yelling will continue as long as you're living there and then probably beyond that. >> i hope i'm not living there too much longer then. >> jimmy: you have never lived on your own -- >> i have, when i was 18, my boyfriend and i at the time took off to new york and got there and found an apartment and lived in new york for a few months. >> jimmy: you did? >> a few years ago. >> jimmy: really. and what did you do while you were there?

>> i got a job at american apparel. >> jimmy: no you didn't. did you really? >> i was selling hoodies and folding clothes. >> jimmy: hold on a second. this is when the show was on? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so during the break of the show you went and got a job at american apparel? a summer job after your job? >> it was awesome. i felt like i was like, i don't know, it was great. it was so fun walking to work and putting on a giant scarf, because it was freezing out. >> jimmy: you could have walked anywhere with a scarf on. you didn't have to -- >> new york, there's an essence. >> jimmy: did people know you from the show when they would come in to buy something? >> i mean, sometimes they'd be like -- whoa, are you, and i'd be like, ah, i -- and kind of have this weird conversation where i would try to avoid icon tact. and, i don't know, most of the time they were super cool about it. couldn't connect the dots why i would be working there while i was having a baby on television, so -- >> jimmy: right, right. >> it worked out. >> jimmy: that is something else.

i would think that my reaction, to be honest with you, if i went in there and saw you in there working, i would be like, oh, no, this is terrible. what has happened? >> what happened? >> jimmy: i would think something bad happened, you know? >> no, positivity. >> jimmy: you expect to see sitcom stars of the '70s working at, like, american apparel. and it's like a weird sad thing but not people who are currently on television. >> i don't know. it was really fun. my next one, i want to work at a coffee shop next. >> jimmy: oh, well -- >> if anyone knows of a coffee shop -- >> jimmy: i have a feeling there are a few coffee shops out there that would accept you. >> they require experience. i don't have any experience. i don't know what to do. but i feel like it would be fun. >> jimmy: how do you get experience if you don't have -- maybe you can make it at home. you can say, yeah, i made coffee. >> i'm not a big coffee drinker there. >> jimmy: make coffee on set at my television show that i have. and then maybe that will convince them to hire you. [ applause ] >> maybe. >> jimmy: i know you just did a movie with george clooney. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's very popular. >> yeah, he's kind of cool.

>> jimmy: he is a cool character. did you have to audition for and with george? >> i didn't audition with george. i guess i auditioned for him. he wasn't in the room, but -- yeah, no, it was really an incredible experience. we got to film in hawaii for four months and kind of changed my entire life. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i don't know, hawaii is, like, magical and i had never been there before and it changed every way i look at life and who i am as a person. we went on crazy hikes all the time and i got to work with amazing people and i was inspired by the most positive human beings. >> jimmy: did you get a job at costco there on the week ends? >> no, but i did eat the free samples. >> jimmy: wow. so, is hawaii some place you think you would like to live? it sounds like you had a great time there. >> absolutely. my whole thing is saving money living with my mom so i can book it to hawaii as soon as the show, you know -- >> jimmy: you're going to drop out of society? >> i mean, i'll fly to l.a. if i have to. >> jimmy: you will? wow. you must really have loved hawaii.

>> oh, my gosh. i just want my farm and cows and i'll be good to go. >> jimmy: you want a cow farm in hawaii? >> not a cow farm. i just want a little garden, maybe some chickens. >> jimmy: you want cows in the house and some -- well, it sounds like you have it all figured out, i guess. yeah. well, congratulations on all your success. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and what is the name of the movie? >> it's called "the descendants." >> jimmy: well, very good. congratulations. the tv show is called "the secret life of the american teenager." you can see it monday nights at 8:00 on abc family. shailene woodley, everybody. we'll be right back with lenka.

>> jimmy: well, hello. this is her new album. it's called "two." here with the song "heart skips a beat," lenka. ♪ ♪ heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat my heart is playing tricks on me ♪ ♪ and it's building bricks on me i can't break through and i can't face you ♪ ♪ my world is turning slowly now but it's burning up somehow i need some time ♪ ♪ to know what's right 'cause it's only in the quiet

that i feel some relief i'm trying hard not ♪ ♪ to resist the joy don't listen to me i'm being paranoid i might try hard ♪ ♪ but it's too hard to avoid my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat my heart is always ♪ ♪ first to know and as the feeling grows i can't deny push those thoughts aside ♪ ♪ my world is full of loveliness but i focus on the stress my heart says go ♪ ♪ but my brain says no and it's only in the quiet that i hear myself breathe i'm trying hard not ♪ ♪ to resist the joy

don't listen to me i'm being paranoid i might try hard ♪ ♪ but it's too hard to avoid my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat ♪ ♪ my heart skips a beat oh i know this time 'cause it's physical my blood has stopped ♪ ♪ and i am breathless as well but i need a minute to convince myself ♪ ♪ 'cause it's only in the quiet that i know what to feel i'm trying hard not ♪ ♪ to resist the joy don't listen to me i'm being paranoid

i might try hard ♪ ♪ but it's too hard to avoid my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat i'm trying hard not ♪ ♪ to resist the joy don't listen to me i'm being paranoid i might try hard ♪ ♪ but it's too hard to avoid my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat my heart skips a beat ♪ ♪ my heart skips a beat >> jimmy: i want to thank robert pattinson, shailene woodley. apologize to matt damon. tomorrow night, christoph waltz, kunal nayyar and music from phantogram. "two." that is her new cd, it is out now. playing us off the air with