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abcnews.com. thanks for watching abc news. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i'll tell you what there's no better time than now to be a navy s.e.a.l. or a guy in a bar claiming to be one. >> dicky: anthony hopkins. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: andre agassi. and from "dancing with the stars," kendra wilkinson. >> jimmy: that's like clay aiken doing a tribute to james brown.
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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel with a message about fuze juice drink, a delicious blend of fruit flavors and helpful nutrients. fuze teaches us a powerful lesson, that mixing two great things together makes them even better. like strawberries and melon, great on their own, but mix them together and you have fuze strawberry melon. even better. lets go through some more examples, shall we? for instance. i love pizza, and i also love puppies. and there you go, pizza and puppies. enjoy the pizza, puppies. i also love delicious meat balls. who doesn't? and -- that's for you, guillermo. i love wiffle ball.
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let's do another one. pitch it overhand. there we go. well, i tell you what if this doesn't prove why fuze is so good, i don't know what will. right puppies with pizza? they agree. >> dicky: fuze. fruit flavors and nutrients. it's better when you mix things up. go to facebook.com/fuze and tell us how you mix things up. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with anthony hopkins. andre agassi. and from "dancing with the stars," kendra wilkinson. woman: till all the books are read... man: and all the pens are put down... woman: and everything there is to learn is learned. man: till the heroes retire and the monsters return to their dens... woman: and all the plots are wrapped up. man: till that day... boy: by hook or by crook... girl: by book or by nook...
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] [ dog barking ] gah! [ children shouting ] [ grunts ] [ whacking piñata ] [ whacking piñata, grunting ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel! tonight, anthony hopkins. andre agassi. and from "dancing with the stars," kendra wilkinson.
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with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, you best believe it. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. you're here on a very good night. anthony hopkins is here. andre agassi is here. bin laden is not here he's dead. everything's going our way. as you most likely know osama bin laden was killed on sunday night. the initial reports were that he was killed by navy s.e.a.l.s. but he learned today he was killed by actual seals. they slid in on their bellies
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and smothered him with a beach ball, they were twirling it around. i tell you what, there's no better time than now to be a navy s.e.a.l. or a guy in a bar claiming to be a navy s.e.a.l. new details continue to emerge describing bin laden's final moments. according to sources close to officials at the white house, bin laden's final words, and this is interesting, "are you guys here about the dishwasher?" an early report suggested that during the raid he used his wife as a human shield which, i guess he could have used a fatter wife, right? but they've retracted that report, saying that did not happen. i like the human shield story better. i'm going to stick with that. the president and his staff watched the operation unfold on video, live from the white house situation room. isn't it sad every time i hear the word situation room i think of "jersey shore"? she watched from the situation's room or from ronnie's room?
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white house staffers reportedly rushed out to buy food for the group watching at costco. what's more american than killing osama bin laden while biting into a kirkland brand turkey wrap? nothing. [ applause ] nothing at all. krosco helped bring down bin laden. there's never been a more resounding confirmation of our way of life than that. it's amazing they can watch this happen live. one point during the viewing, vice president biden asked them to pause it so he could go to the bathroom. they had to explain it wasn't on tivo. bin laden's body was buried at sea. i don't know if this had anything to do with anything but i ordered sushi today for lunch and i found what -- yeah in my spyy tuna roll i found what appeared to be a wad of beard hair. it almost ruined the male. it did.
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i have a camera crew that films me eating all my lunches. all the interest in the execution adds up to big ratings on television. it was the lead story on "entertainment tonight" last night. the death of osama, the osmonds react. everyone is trying to work bin laden into their programming right now. but i think discovery channel came up with the best angle of all. >> this year, an historic shark week. the great white, tiger, bull white tip and the hammerhead rapidly searching the sea for the most desired prey. osama bin laden's nuts. shark week, hunt for the nuts. only on discovery. >> jimmy: in the ocean, they're salted nuts. [ applause ] we're learning more about the, this million dollar mansion he was living in. first of all, it's the crappiest million dollar mansion i've seen in my life. i want to hire that real estate
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agent to sell my house for me. as long as the navy s.e.a.l.s are taking out people in mansions, maybe they could go to the bad girls club? a number of items were confiscated along with five computers and more than 100 storm devices. they also found some pornography. some very hot girl on girl action going on there. you can almost see the one's eyebrow poking out. the reaction to bin lad p's death here in the united states has been pretty much unanimously positive. got a lot of likes on facebook. this has been a long time coming. president bush promised he would track him down. president obama finished the job. and no one, no one was happier than this guy. >> woo!
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[ shots firing ] >> jimmy: is he finished? no. no, he isn't. >> usa! usa! [ laughter ] usa! >> jimmy: okay. uh-huh. and -- yes, he just killed all his gardners. >> woo! >> jimmy: all right, we'll see you later. usa usa. it's -- [ applause ] that's us. that's us! he was also celebrating the release of season three of "the dukes of hazzard" on blu ray. "time" is planning to release a special issue on the death of bin laden. the cover will have a picture of his face with a red x across it.
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they've done this three other times before. they did this in 1945 with hitler. they did this once in 2006 when saddam hussein was killed and they did this about 18 months ago with crocs, which i still can't -- [ laughter ] figure out. but i think they did the right thing. i feel bad for news anchors this week. all day long they have to read the names osama and obama back to back. as you can imagine they mix them up. >> there was an army of police officers protecting osama bin laden during his fund-raising trip -- >> jimmy: what? he had a fund-raising trip to san francisco? i knew they were liberal up there, but that is ridiculous. we can all agree, i hope, that it is good osama bin laden is gone. we should thank him for -- because of his death, we went a whole day without talking about charlie sheen. and i think that's something. [ applause ] don't get too excited, because it's over now.
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charlie sheen wrapped up his live stage tour tonight and then the navy buried him at sea. it was the most ill-fated tour since gilligan and the skipper set sail on the "ss minnow." charlie was in alabama on monday, meeting people affected by the tornadoes and said he's planning a fund-raiser for them. he said, he wants to give the area hope, faith and healing. alabama residents said they appreciate it, but they're not sure how three strippers named hope, faith and healing are going to help them rebuild their homes. last night abc ran the first pro promo of the year for "the bachelorette." they announced that snooki will be the new smurfette. abc is promising this season will be shocking. that is hard to believe, i know because we also promise that. but from the looks of it we're
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telling the truth. >> she was the bachelorette that let fear get the best of her. but starting monday may 23rd ashley will follow her heart -- >> ready to get back in the ring. >> and 25 bachelors will follow her to the ends of the earth. >> whoa! >> in a season that will shock you. >> going to keep that on all night? >> and a moment that will shock her. the very first night. >> this year, we're all gay. >> super gay. >> i never knew that i would come in here and so soon be heartbroken. >> the bachelorette season premiere. monday, may 23rd on abc. >> i love chris harrison. >> jimmy: who doesn't? tonight, elimination night on "dancing with the stars" tonight. after a nationwide vote kendra wilkinson is going home which i'm sure is a bummer. but at least home doesn't come with an 85-year-old boyfriend anymore. so, kendra will be here later with her partner.
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wayne brady was on the show tonight, doing a musical tribute to the late james brown. and no one will be punished for that. isn't that something? him doing a tribute to james brown is like clay aiken doing a tribute to james brown. right? on saturday -- [ applause ] no, not unless you mean it. no! mariah carey and her husband welcomed twins to their lives. the babies were so star struck when they came out and saw who their parents were. today, maria teased on her twitter page that both names, which have yet to be revealed, will start with the letter m. hey, doesn't her name start with the letter m? what a coincidence. we got an advanced cover of "us weekly" and i'm proud to report that she's naming them meat loaf and macadamia. so, your move gwyneth paltrow. hey, this is good. this is from yesterday's game between the red sox and the
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angels at fenway park. that's a guy who ran on the field and -- oh my goodness! speared by security! you know if they keep doing that, we won't miss the nfl at all this year. one more thing. back to bin laden for a moment, if i could get serious for a second. -- [ laughter ] okay, it's over. his body is in the ocean right now, of that we are fairly certain. but what i wonder is what becomes of his soul. it definitely didn't go to wayne brady. we know that for sure. i hope he went to a worse place. though it would be a worse place to find than pakistan i have to believe that he did. >> wake up sleepy head. >> oh fatima, i had the craziest dream.
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i was shot in the face and i went to hell. wait a minute -- you're not fatima. >> surprise! >> rebecca black? no! ♪ 7:00 a.m. ♪ ♪ waking up and you're in hell ♪ ♪ what's the matter ♪ ♪ don't you like my singing ♪ ♪ hitler in the front seat ♪ ♪ saddam in the backseat ♪ ♪ got to make my mind up ♪ ♪ which seat can i take ♪ ♪ it's friday friday ♪ ♪ fry in hell on friday ♪ ♪ and it's never going to be the weekend ♪ ♪ weekend ♪ ♪ suffering suffering ♪ ♪ suffering suffering ♪ ♪ fun fun fun ♪ ♪ friday will never end ♪ >> jimmy: well, that's -- all right. so, he's doing great. hey, we have a good show for you
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>> jimmy: oh, you just got to see our warmup guy running. we're a well-oiled machine here. we'll have to get an instant replay of that if we could. thank you for watching. tonight on the show, a tennis legend and all-around great guy. tickets go on sale starting may 9th to see his return to the court versus other legends of tennis in the championship
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series. andre agassi is here with us tonight. and then, from "dancing with the stars," freshly eliminated from the competition, kendra wilkinson and her partner louis van amstel will join us. tomorrow night we'll be joined by the director of "thor," kenneth branagh. from "the office" and the new movie "bridesmaids," ellie kemper and the new national school scrabble champions. every year, i play them. how old are these kids? like 12. last year, i think i lost but i crushed them all the years before and tomorrow night i will crush them again and celebrate wildly so, please join us for that. do we have that replay ready. is that possible? we do? there you go. all right. like a buffalo has been put in a suit. all right. there you go. that's don our warmup guy, everybody. this enthusiasm doesn't happen on its own. our first guest tonight is an
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exceptionally talented man with an academy award to prove it. if he wasn't already before, he is now a god. you can see him play odin, father of thor, in the new 3-d movie "thor." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to anthony hopkins. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you so much for coming back. we had a lot of fun when you were here the last time. at least i did. i hope you did. i had a lot of fun. i know you are next door at the premiere of "thor" last night. >> premiere last night. >> jimmy: did you stay for the movie? >> oh, yeah. i haven't seen it before. >> jimmy: ren name russo was here and she did not -- does not like to see herself on film. >> jimmy: >> i didn't see her last night. >> jimmy: she came to the line and took pictures and skipped out because she didn't want to see herself -- >> i thought it was something i
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said. >> jimmy: it wasn't you. she told me something interesting. she said you passed along some advice that was given, i think, by a francis can moncan monk? >> a jesuit priest. can i say it on here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we were doing scenes together in the film and she said she was slightly nervous. and she said, what do i do for nerves? i said well i once met a jesuit priest and he said to me he said, i said what is the shortest prayer in the world? he said, [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] well, you know -- you can bleep that out. >> jimmy: we'll bleep it. >> because, you know when it's there, [ bleep ]. or someone offends you, you
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said -- >> jimmy: it's great advice. >> and it releases you. you're not hurting anyone. just say -- >> jimmy: yeah. i think it is excellent advice. >> i come from england, i can't say things like that. >> jimmy: you've been here in l.a. for how long now? >> hundreds of year. 35 years. i came out in '73, came back again, lived here went back to england, came out here finally and i love it here. >> jimmy: have you spent much time in the rest of the country? >> i travel around get in my car, drive. i always go up to the big sur -- >> jimmy: the california coast? >> took my wife up there for my birthday. i like it. >> jimmy: you like driving yourself. you don't have a driver? >> i drive myself. >> jimmy: do you blast the radio and that kind of thing? >> country western. i used to drink tequila years ago, and i heard tom t. hall singing "old dogs little children watermelon wine." that just --
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>> jimmy: that's a real welcome to america. >> those were my cocktail days. >> jimmy: did you get tom t. hall when you moved here or did you -- >> somebody introduced me to his songs when i was in my tequila days. >> jimmy: did you get to meet him? i think the t stood for tequila, by the way. >> i met dolly parton. she's great. >> jimmy: oh wow. did you tell her you were a fan? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: she must have been thrilled. >> kenny rogers, i wanted to meet him -- >> jimmy: you have? >> i wanted to meet johnny cash but -- >> jimmy: that can't be arranged. if you like chicken, i think kenny will come anywhere you are. so, okay, so you have you do get around. what happens when you pull over into a stuckey's. do people go crazy when you walk in? >> years ago, i drove down to "silence of the lambs" just came out -- [ cheers and applause ]
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i was on one of my road trips. i was traveling from utah to pittsburgh, but i went to long way, right down through the south. i go down to el paso there was a holiday inn, pretty dark looking place. i walked in nobody in the lobby except this woman behind the desk and i said, do you have a room. she said, yeah okay she goes oh my god, it's hannibal lecter. those things happen to me. very bitter. i bit her. >> jimmy: you had to. i was offered the part in "jaws three" after that. >> jimmy: okay so people get crazy with that. >> it's with me forever. >> jimmy: people in america like to bring this up that you are a sir and it's something you get, you don't like to boast. i would, of course but -- as a sir, as a knight were you invited to the royal wedding?
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>> which wedding? >> jimmy: the prince and kate middleton. >> i don't return their calls. >> jimmy: so you were not? >> no, i wish -- my wife likes the dresses, you know and i -- but -- i'm sure they are very happy. i never watch that sort of thing, no. i'm a big fan of "american idol." >> jimmy: that's the same thing. you mentioned that. >> i'm going to see it tomorrow night. >> jimmy: you are going to the show tomorrow? >> i think the new panel of judges is the best. steven tyler, j.lo and -- >> jimmy: you like them better than simon cowell? >> people said how can you like "american idol"? it's the american dream. the talent this year is phenomenal. young kids who come up and they sing and do -- >> jimmy: you're not really anthony hopkins, are you? wow. who do you like? is there one in particular? >> well, they're so good i can't -- i don't remember their names but they are all so good.
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how are they going to choose? >> jimmy: do you watch "dancing with the stars"? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not? >> my wife does. >> jimmy: she does. do you know who she is rooting for? >> i have watched it. >> jimmy: but it's not a show you're going to show up at. will you be on camera and ryan seacrest will say, anthony hop kins is in the audience? >> jimmy: well make sure you're paying attention, not scratching yourself when it happens. biting anyone. you don't want to do anything like that. we're going to take a quick break. when we come back we'll talk about "thor" and his dad. anthony hopkins is here. we'll be right back. [ cellphone vibrates ] hey baby, what's going on? [ ella ] happy anniversary! are we still on for tonight? yeah, of course. of course. [ laughs ] you remembered to make a reservation, right? yeah, i remembered that. the number one thing a man should remember. i'm gonna be there soon. i'm gonna come pick you up. and i'll, uh...i'll -- i'll -- i'll call you -- i'll call you when i'm on the way. i'm -- i'm
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thor. you have betrayed the express command of your king. through your air ganls and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war. you are unworthy of these. unworthy. you are not worthy. i know take from you your power. in the name of my father and his father before.
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i cast you out. >> jimmy: that is anthony hopkins in "thor." it opens friday. i liked it a lot. i enjoyed it. i took my son to see it. we enjoyed it. you seemed very god-like in the fille. >> i got a little action figure -- >> jimmy: i have it. is this your first? the shield is like a garbage can lid or something. >> that is that? >> jimmy: that sword is not for vegetable chopping that's for sure. do you have the shield in the movie? >> no. >> jimmy: it's got a button -- oh, it has blades on it. whose idea was it to go with the eye patch in the movie? because -- >> part of the legend, i guess. >> jimmy: in -- really? in norse mythology -- in the comic book he would
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occasionally have the eye patch. i have a picture of you with the patch. and i was wondering if by any chance you got this idea from rihanna. no? [ applause ] she's not been on "american idol," as far as i know, but -- well -- the movie came out great. do you like watching 3d films? did you wear the glasses? >> i took them off halfway through and my eyes went very strong. say something which is probably not welcome by the 3d guys but -- i find it kind of distracting because once you've got the first joke, you know things coming off the screen you say, okay i got it. and everything looks slightly kind of cut out, but no it's great. everyone seems to like it. >> jimmy: i wish life was in 3d you know? >> well, actually i couldn't see anything with the eye patch. i go on the set in the morning, very dangerous set. i have no depth of vision.
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so they lead me on. i felt like an old, old man. sort of the 45-year-old that i am. so, i say, this way, you go -- >> jimmy: and you had that big sword. >> big sword, yeah. >> jimmy: is that real or -- >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: how much does that weigh? >> it was a big -- oh 20 pounds. >> jimmy: really if. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and you could swing that around? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would have ganded a wiffle sword. great to see you. congratulations on the movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> say one thing -- the great thing about the movie is, ken's direction. he's a great, great director and chris and tom, wonderful. >> jimmy: kenneth will be here tomorrow. i will share your compliments. great to see you. thank you again. "thor" opens friday. anthony hopkins, everybody. we'll be right back with andre
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, kendra wilkinson and louis van amstel from "dancing with the stars." our next guest is an eight time grand slam winner, an olympic gold medalist, a best-selling author and soon a new member of both the tennis and jean shorts halls of fame. you can see him soon against other legends of the game in the champions series. from fabulous las vegas, please welcome andre agassi.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: andre, this is not a tennis court. you have to come directly to the couch. you can't run from baseline to baseline. >> i have to see my dear friend from vegas. >> jimmy: you and cleto have known each other for a long time. >> we have. >> jimmy: what do you think is the best thing about growing up in vegas? >> the best thing, for me in particular, the best thing was this, my mother worked from 5:00 in the afternoon is cheb she got off work. my dad started working at 4:00 in the afternoon. i was at a tennis club from 4:00 to 5:00. my millimeterom would pick me up. we would have to get grocery money from my father who worked
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in the celebrity show room of the mgm grand hotel. so, here is the deal. i would walk into this this hotel and he wassiter in the celebrity room, which had the dean martins and the sammy davis jr.s coming through or in the jubilee room who had the chorus line of women who were topless. so -- >> jimmy: that is good. >> my greatest joy were the rare nights that he worked in the jubilee room because all the boys that were living on tips, they would say, your dad is seating somebody right now. why don't you wait right here and they would scoot me to the side and give me a nice little eye line. >> jimmy: that's las vegas for you. >> it left a mark. >> jimmy: i bet it did. most people don't get that when they go to their dad's work. >> that's for sure. >> jimmy: surprised you didn't become a captain there in vegas, with an impression like that. >> i still have some time left. don't count it out.
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>> jimmy: happy birthday by the way. i know it was your birthday on friday. >> i made it. 41. >> jimmy: your lovely wife did she give you anything great? did she give you, like a mercedes or something, or a royals royce or something? >> she gave me an awesome gift. >> jimmy: what? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: why not? >> because she took the gift and had to hide it when you have a 9 and 7-year-old in the house, you don't want them to sort of sneak it out. so, she hid the gift and she can't remember where she hid it. >> jimmy: really? >> she literally cannot remember. so, we're still looking for it. >> jimmy: i hope it isn't a puppy. by the way, how are your families getting along? there's a great story, one of many in your book about when your dad met steffi's dad. >> steffi's father and my dad have about three things in
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common. tennis soccer and boxing. they were both boxers. so, when her dad came to vegas, he didn't want to go see any shows, he wanted to go see this ball machine that taught me how to play step nice through my childhood, which is the dragon. this really homemade thing that my dad did. she's a mad scientist. i take him to my dad's house, she's flattered. he getting to show the ball machine. walks my father-in-law through the house down to the court. my father-in-law barely speaks english. my father speaks five languages and english is like not one of them, so, we head down to the tennis court, he fires up the dragon and this thing makes all sorts of noises. and he wants me to demonstrate how good this machine is. it can just beat my ass. he puts the machine on full power, the thing is throwing in bombs and he wants me to show my father-in-law how i can't handle
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it. sure enough, the thing is coming, 120 miles an hour with spin and as he's telling my father-in-law just how he built this machine, he realizes that my father-in-law is telling me about my backhand. so peter, stef's dad says to me, here's your problem. you never had this shot. the shot i taught steffi this nice easy backhand slice. so, he's doing this. my dad looks up and he did two things wrong. he wasn't listening to my father. that's a problem. secondly, he's messing with his, liar, star pupil, right? and he's messing with the one shot that paid off the bills, right? so my dad comes over there and rips the racket out of my hand and tells peter, okay if steffi had not this but if she had this shot, with two hands, she would have won 32 grand slams. so, they start getting in this argument about which shot is better, right? and i'm standing there, mind you, i take the racket of of his
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hand. they start arguing, and the ball is flying 120 miles an hour i'm missing most of them they are going between them and my dad makes a boxing analogy, because tennis is a lot like boxing. he make as boxing analogy and peter says boxing oh you're a boxer. and he takes off his shirt and he shows him what great shape he is for his age. i was a boxer, i would have knocked you out. so my -- that's the third thing you don't do to my dad is tell him you're going to knock him out. so they both break down into boxing positions, i mean they're pushing 70 75 years old. and, the sun is beating down and they start shadow boxing and peter tells him, you know no i would have kept you at bay with my jab. my dad is ducking and weaving, and they are throwing blows. i separate them. one of the most surreal experiences of my life. but what was even more surreal
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was getting home and having stef ask me, so, how did it go? [ applause ] >> jimmy: not that well. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: andre agassi is here. the champions series we're going to talk about that when we come back. tickets go on sale may 9th. we'll be right back with andre. aaah! [ airplane engine whines ] [ grunts ] [ dog barking ] gah! [ children shouting ] [ grunts ] [ whacking piñata ] [ whacking piñata, grunting ]
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>> jimmy: we're back with andre agassi. i want -- congratulate you, you've been inducted almost inducted to the international tennis hall of fame. that's pretty exciting. the international tennis hall of fame. >> it is pretty cool. >> jimmy: do the kids at your school, for those that don't know, andre runs a school for kids and it's a great school agassi prep in las vegas. do they -- do they know you
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played tennis. what do you they think you're up to? >> they think i build schools for a living. every time i go there, they're not talking about my tennis, they are talking about thank you, this place, here is where i would be if i wasn't for this. a k through 12 independent public charter school. for the kids that need it the most, the kids that society has written off and my idea was to simply bring resources, accountability, give it to those children and prove you really shouldn't write any child off and we're failing our next generation. >> jimmy: and you've been so successful with this cool as far as the kids going on to college and -- >> well, yeah. i've been doing it for 12 years now. we had our first two graduating classes last year. our first one, the year before last and our two graduating classes, 100% have graduated and went to university, which is -- >> jimmy: that is fantastic. that's unbelievable. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, when with this sports teams at the school do you go and do you give them pep talks for big games? >> well you know, kwinlswhen i got
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inducted into the hall of fame, we had just won the state championship in basketball and i was in new york at the time i was playing against pete in the madison garden -- >> jimmy: sampras? ? yeah, that guy. and the game was going on that night so i sort of called before the game to kind of chat to the guys, see if they were nervous. they lost in the finals in the championship game a couple years earlier and i sort of gave them my experience. at the end of the day, i've been in that position 1,000 times. >> jimmy: you phoned in and spoke to them? >> i did. i simply asked them if they were nervous and they said yes, i said, that's good. that means you care. if you're nervous, you care. both teams are nervous. all those nerves are going to go away. the one thing in sports and one thing in life, there are things we can control and there are things we can't control. you won't be able to control the refs calls, you won't be able to
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control how well the other team plays, if the ball goes in goes out. what you can control is how hard you work how focused you are, your discipline, your preparation, you've done all that. you know what it is you're going to do out there. so, here is the deal. control what you can control better better than them and you're going to come away with the trophy. >> jimmy: so, a much shorter version of that is what is basically what anthony hopkins said to us the advice he was given earlier. >> well, listen he's an absolute hero of mine since "shadowlands" but i didn't hear what he said what did he say? >> he said. >> jimmy: he said [ bleep ]. you can't say that to the kids though. the champions series, you are going to be playing against some of the guys you played with. >> myself pete jim courier, michael chang, borg mcenroe. we're playing 12 cities.
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each one is a one-night deal. you bring your family for one night. you get to see six legends and me. perfect. >> jimmy: how do you see everyone play at that time altogether? >> we're going across many different cities. two singles matches. then a match in the times of the winners so it's two and a half three hours of classic tennis. i promise you we can play well enough to create nostalgia. >> jimmy: and none of you guys like each other at all. so, it's not like this kind of thing, where like hey, whatever. you guys -- you want to beat each other. >> yeah me and pete are you talking about me and pete? >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. there isn't a lot of camaraderie in the world of tennis. >> well, it's a very independent sport. you eat what you kill. my success comes at your demise. we kind of have been bred to you know create your demice. >> jimmy: if you want to see andre eat pete you can, tickets for the champions series go on sale may 9th.
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and dre agassi everybody. we'll be right back with 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twizzlers. the twist you can't resist. >> jimmy: well, hello there. we're back. our next guest tonight is the sixth contestant to be eliminated from "dancing with the stars" this season. here with her dance partner louis van amstel, please welcome -- with the appropriate
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amount of sadness -- america's sweetheart kendra willkinsonwilkinson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you terribly disappointed? >> oh, yeah. >> bittersweet. no, we ended on a really good note. i mean, we had our ups and downs. >> jimmy: i thought you did well last night. were you surprised? >> i am. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you got really upset last season, you were dancing with margaret cho? >> in week three, screwed up our story line it was about a gay pride thing and it was a completely different story, but -- it's all right. >> jimmy: this time, do you feel like things did as planned? you did the best you can do and what -- >> i'm so proud of kendra. she's come so far. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you proud of louis? >> i am so proud of him. >> jimmy: you guys are proud of each other then. that's good. >> yeah.
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aw. >> jimmy: is it true that you told your husband he was not allowed to pray for you while you were on "dancing with the stars"? >> i mean, in the beginning i said, i mean he goes into football like, going into it as a normal day, and that's the way i like to do it. i don't like you know game day to be any different than any other day. i just want to go into it very just, normal level headed and just, you know and then i remember telling hank just please, be normal don't, you know, and he's like can i pray for you, please and i'm like -- ah. >> the answer is no. >> jimmy: in retroretrospect maybe he should have prayed. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: did he vote did he text? >> oh, yeah. we -- i did, too. >> jimmy: you did? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you voted for yourself? >> did you vote? >> i still have new york number. once we get out it's already closed for our time zone. >> jimmy: really? you're not really committed to winning, i guess -- >> apparently not, since i've
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never won the trophy. >> jimmy: maybe that's the thing that made the differences is louis didn't vote. >> thanks to make it worse. >> jimmy: well, that's why i'm here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you feel uncomfortable, maybe you were wearing too much clothing while you were dance sthg. >> some of the times that was true. >> jimmy: is that right? >> less is more on me and these last couple of weeks i went out there and felt like me. i felt free, i felt like you know, the first couple weeks i was kind of clothed a little too much. >> jimmy: let's look at some of your dancing. you actually got up on the judges table. i didn't know that was allowed. and bruno was airing you out. len almost had a heart attack. i can't -- after that it seemed like -- [ applause ] >> by the way, where would you have taken more clothes off in that samba, by the way? you were barely covered. >> jimmy: i

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