changed from this to this. and our thoughts are with those still dealing with the aftermath. thank you for watching abc news. very latest on "good morning america" tomorrow. see you back here tomorrow night. good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i started thinking about oprah. remember her? that lady who used to have the show? what happened to her? >> dicky: christinaing a lair ya. mike tyson. >> jimmy: that's really great. most people don't do that. >> well, that's really great. i don't think many people do that. >> dicky: and music from big sean.#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#t#tñ

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with exciting news. "jimmy kimmel live" now has its very own app. here with more on that, our new spok spok spokesmodel, katie. hello, katie. >> hey. thank, jimmy. i'm here tonight with the exciting news about the free "jimmy kimmel live" app. >> jimmy: show us how it works katie. >> i'll show you how it works. the jkl app is available for the ipad, iphone, and ipod touch. you can watch video from the show anywhere, on the go, and you can read jimmy's hilarious tweets. like this one here. you're nothing more than a wad of used fabric softener sheets. i hate you, airplane pillows.

that's hysterical! it is. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. i'm flattered. and where is this app available? >> right here at the apple store. >> jimmy: there you go. tell them about it, dicky. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" app, available exclusively at the apple app store. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with mike tyson, music from big sean and christina aguilera. but a million and one imperatives. do. is a challenge. the expectation of greatness. which is why we don't just make technology we make do machines. super powered creation engines, that make things happen. lenovo. for those who do.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. you know, i tell you, i was -- i was laying in bed this morning -- is it laying in bed or lying in bed? i was in bed on my back telling my girlfriend something that isn't true at all and -- lying, right? and i started thinking about oprah, remember her? that lady who used to have the show? whatever happened to her? by the way, do you think oprah is collecting unemployment? if i was oprah, my first day, i would go to the laundry mat

today, just to freak people out. do you load, you know? but i miss oprah already. i finally understand how that kid on "two and a half men" feels without a mom. i really do. and you know what the biggest shame of all of this is? oprah finally has a chance to say home and watch oprah, and there's no oprah for her to watch. i've been having a difficult time with this -- [ applause ] i've based a lot of my life around oprah. fortunately, we've been doing spring cleaning. i went through old halloween stuff we had here at the show. and we found this c 3 p-oprah. isn't she great? >> make the force be with you! >> jimmy: so we have that. the world east crappiest c3po costume there. they'll both made of gold. isn't that wonderful? here in california, we're still

on schwarzenegger watch. by the way, you can imagine being one of the other maids in the schwarzenegger compound right now? maria looking at you, giving you the stink eye while you're trying to mop the kitchen? and who's arnold's new maid? he can't have one, right? i mean -- his place is going to be filthy for quite awhile. one of our local spanish news channels caught up with the daughter of the maid arnold made -- maybe that was the problem. made he misunderstood the word maid. look, i made a baby. anyway, the maid's daughter is an adult. she said she had no idea that her brother was half-terminator until the story came out. >> mildred baena's daughter jackie says she learned her little brother was fathered by arnold schwarzenegger just like everybody else. when the scandal broke last w r week. she told us it hasn't changed how she feels about her mother. >> i know my mom. and it's just like -- it's just

like -- gossip, rumors. >> jimmy: how many kids did he have with her? dos? our local fox news here in l.a., they took a break from arnold to report on a story about an an - anti-circumcision movement. there's a group trying to make it illegal in california. the argument is, it's illegal for girls. but when they teased the story the news confused it a little bit by using a clip of a celebrity who was at a protest for -- they were protesting funding cuts at schools. >> should male circumcision be illegal? we've got details on a controversial new ballot measure. >> stop making the cuts. start spending the money where it needs to be spent. >> jimmy: if there's one thing that luke perry cares about, it's foreskin. side burns and foreskin are the

two most important parts of the body. here's an experiment i've been working on. i like to watch the news in my office with the sound off and narrate what i think is going on based just on -- i've been doing this a lot. i'm a lot of fun. then i thought it would be even more fun if we let my uncle frank try it, right? >> right, jim. >> jimmy: so, we put him in a room with a microphone and random news footage and we told him to describe the action. here's uncle frank narrates the news. >> tonight at 10:00, the ambassador from israel drinks some water and he's going to make a little speech right now. and then he prays. after that, this is how coffee is made. stir it, put whipped cream on it and then you pour out the beans. and then, workers were digging away -- what are they digging for? an antelope. and it goes crossing across everybody on the yard. my god, they're all staring. also, three chicks singing and dancing. all this plus weather and sports.

>> jimmy: not bad. very well done. [ applause ] thinks on his feet. thinks with his feet. have you heard about simon cowell's new show "the x factor?" auditions for "the x factor" have started. they have already fired a judge. cheryl cole who is a singer from england was fired by fox because her thick english accent was hard for american audiences to understand. which -- how much harder could she be to understand than paula abdul? i understand fox's position, though. they need judges who can clearly articulate their yo yo yos and dog dog dogs. some trouble with the cast of "jersey shore," too. as you may know, they're shooting their fourth season in italy right now. and there was a fistfight this week, apparently, ronnie and the situation had an altercation on vacation and mike had to get 12 stitch-wations in his face. witnesses say the brawl began when producers of the show told

them to get into a vicious brawl and it just escalated from there. it seems like the fight was pretty one-sided. the situation, red marks all over his face. hopefully he'll be able to get some bronzer or something to cover that up. all ronnie had were scratches on his knuckles, and we don't know if those were from the fight or from him dragging his knuckles on the ground when he walks. how great would it be if the cast spent the rest of their lives locked up in an italian prison? this is great. this is from "hard core pawn." it follows the day-to-day operations of a pawnshop in detroit. this guy and his son brought a tv into the pawnshop and they came back a year later to pick it up, which is always a good sign that your life is going well. and when they came to pick it up, the stand was scratched. and, well, this happened. >> no, put it's the way, we're going to take this to court. don't say -- [ bleep ].

why -- yeah, i'm from the south. i tear this up. i'm talking right. i got two -- i'm smarter than that. i'm book smart. i'm not stupid at all. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's book smart. he's pole stupid but he's book smart. you know, there's been a big push lately to stop bullying in schools. you see it all over tv now days. bullying can be tough on kinds and some parents are now getting their children plastic surgery to avoid it. "the today show" did a story about it. while the idea of plastic surgery for kids seems ridiculous. in cases like this, i'm not so sure it's a terrible idea. >> this 13-year-old is considering plastic surgery as a way to avoid bullying at school. >> i feel really self-conscious

about a lot of things. ling, what i'm wearing, what my hair looks like. but when you add in my ear it makes me feel really bad. >> she says her protruding ear has made her a target at school. >> well, the tip of my ear right here, instead of going back a little, it sticks out. a lot. >> jimmy: really? i don't even notice it. that's what happens when mommy sleeps with an elf. she's like a young lady gaga. she was born that way. [ applause ] lady gaga, by the way, was -- is on the cover of "rolling stone" this month. and she said some weird things. first off, she said her crazy stunts are never about trying to get attention. and then four dwarfs walked in, stripped her naked and carried her around on a giant ironing board. and she said she's really into, for real, the "rocky" movies. about ten years ago she saw

rocky punching the slabs of meat, and she said, hey there's a dress. and the rest is history. i don't know if you heard about this, but there's a new round of rumors that sarah palin is going to run for president after all. she has, i guess there's a documentary about her premiering in iowa next month. she just hired back two of her top aides and she's planning to go on a public appearance tour around the country. big decision. on one hand, running for president is a long and grueling process that goes on and on for months, years. but on the other hand, she could always just quit halfway through, right? there are several reasons palin thinks he might have a shot. one of them, she doesn't read newspapers. and number two, she does have supporters. in fact, someone is running tv ads in iowa where the presidential caucus is held, supporting her. >> sarah palin. a new kind of leader.

folksy. straight-talking. and ready to fight for america. now is her time. let's make sarah palin the republican candidate for president. paid for by barack obama. >> jimmy: money very well spent. [ applause ] for a lot of high school kids around the country, the prom is this weekend. and, hey, kids, when you are bar offing blue ras berry four loko out of the limo sunroof this magical night only comes once the in a lifetime. i never went to the prom. the only person that asked me to dance at school was the janitor. but prom night is special. might turn out to be the most special night of your life, assuming you go on to lead an exceptionally pathetic life. today we went out on the street to ask one of our favorite characters on hollywood boulevard, chewbacca, to share his memories of the prom and share he did.

>> ah, one year i went to the prom, but it didn't go that great. i took this girl i knew, it was our first date and i was really excited because i really liked her. but when we got to the door, it was like, ten dollars to get in. i didn't even bring any money because i thought the prom was free. it was really embarrassing and -- i didn't know what to do. but then, like, i thought of a great idea. i told the girl i had to pee. but i didn't. i ran across the street, like, three blocks away and i remember seeing a fountain that people flew money into. i figured, i could get $10 easy there. it was almost like free money.

so, i reached in and i fished around for awhile and i got a bunch of quarters. i don't know. i was pretty proud of myself. but when i not back to the prom, i was still pretty wet. i could tell that my date didn't like it, so, i dried off. but then she got, like, real mad and said, i'm not going to prom with you, you robbed a fountain and the fountain is for everyone. she left me after that. but anyways, it wasn't so bad. so, i took the money and i went to the store and i bought twizzlers because i love twizzlers. they're my favorite candy. and then i went home. so, yeah, that was it. i almost got into prom but not quite. it was close.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: you see, the fountain is for everyone. and one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> 25 of the most eligible bachelors in america have traveled to [ bleep ] ashley. >> 25 years and i'm still saying [ bleep ] you, america. >> the irish prime minister, he was introducing the president. they had a wonderful time. >> my aunt currently holds the world record for the biggest [ bleep ] ever [ bleep ] by a female that was over 45 feet. wow. >> this is a big moment and you got a big [ bleep ]. and you got a big voice. >> yeah. >> the number 1-800-222-[ bleep ]. again, 1-800-222-[ bleep ]. >> he had to do what he had to

to to [ bleep ] my ass up. >> i said, we're on vacation, come on and sit on my [ bleep ], and she did. i said, i'm going to really [ bleep ] now. and as i started to [ bleep ] her, the whole earth started to shake under us. it was the earthquake of los angeles and after i got through [ bleep ] her i said, wow. >> jimmy: why would she do that to us? hey, we have a good show for you tonight. mike tyson is here. we have music from big sean. and we'll be right back with christina aguilera, so stick around. [ male announcer ] the iphone 3gs from at&t. the phone that changed everything. but think about it. how can you make one of the most amazing phones

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. thank you for watching. you can see him this weekend in the new movie "the hangover part 2," mike tyson is with us. he used to be a boxer, if you can believe that. and then, making his network television debut with music from this, his debut album. it comes out 28th. it's called "finally famous." big sean from the bud light stage. big sean. make sure to watch us next week for our regular programs and in prime time "jimmy kimmel live game night." which is before and after each game of the nba finals depending upon your time zone and also what kind of mood you're in. so, watch us for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is a multi-grammy award-winning performer, who taught me long ago that i am beautiful, no matter what they say. you can see her now, alongside fellow celebrity judges on the singing competition "the voice," it airs tuesdays at 10:00 on nbc. please welcome christina aguilera.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. thank you. >> jimmy: very good to meet you. you look great. >> thanks. >> jimmy: congratulations on the big success of the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i still can't believe they got you to do the show. it's a gamble for you because you have no idea if it's going to be a hit or not. >> i've never done tv and i don't -- sorry, i don't watch a whole lot of tv. but when i heard the concept of the show i thought it was genius. mark burnett, who has had a little success in tv -- >> jimmy: right. >> got me on the phone and definitely said, you know, this isn't, you know, you know, throwing shots at contestants to make jokes for tv, this is real voices and it stands behind its word so, i'm happy to be part of it. >> jimmy: i would love to see you work this chair thing into real life. people come into -- whatever,

your den or something. you are sitting like this. you order a pizza, the guy comes in and you're like -- yes? >> i know, right. or i can turn around if i don't want anything more to do with the person. that would be a great -- >> jimmy: i like that lipstick you have on. >> it's on your face. >> jimmy: really? how can you tell? >> because -- on my side. it's on my side. >> jimmy: i'm going to keep it on my face for awhile. do you have a team of experts that apply your lipstick for you? >> no, i do have a team of experts but it's something -- i lined my lips tonight. >> jimmy: i heard you don't drive. don't drive. >> jimmy: why don't you drive? >> well, considering our brief last moment -- no, i have a driver's license. i got it when i was 21, i'm 30 now, but i'm terrified of driving in l.a. i just, paparazzi, running over, you hear stories, it kind of -- >> jimmy: you don't want to run them over? >> i don't -- exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: interesting. >> little thing called suing or

being sued, but yeah. >> jimmy: so you have a guy that drives you around all over the place? >> i do have a driver and, you know, i get around, assistants. you are making me sound so spoiled. >> jimmy: well, if you are scared to drive, you're scared to drive. but you did go down to the dmv and take the test? >> i did. i did go down to the dmv and take the test. on a whim. my friend had to coax me into it. i don't know. i just -- i didn't grow up here in california, so, you know, if i was back in wexford, pennsylvania, maybe i would be driving, but you know -- >> jimmy: how old is your son now? >> he's 3 years old. >> jimmy: that's a very cute age. does he have, like, any idea about what you do for a living? does it make an impression on him at all? >> um, yeah, yeah. if he was here right now, when you shook my hand he would be like, don't touch my mommy. he doesn't get the whole thing yet -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, mommy is a public

personality so, he's very protective. >> jimmy: don't touch my mommy? >> when i'm getting my makeup done and things like that he's like, no, don't touch and then he -- he's very protective. >> jimmy: he wants your attention completely and people are trying to get your attention all the time. >> it will be interesting to see how he reacts to tour. tour will be an interesting one. >> jimmy: will he come on the tour with you? >> well, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: don't touch my mom mi tour? >> yes, exactly. we'll incorporate the chairs. >> jimmy: and so, okay, he'll come on the tour with you and -- is he -- can he sing? is he into that kind of thing? >> yes, he's -- you know, he's starting to get kind of musical. he was really -- i took him to the studio the other day, i was back in the studio again and he started banging on the drums and -- >> jimmy: oh that's what happened with justin bieber. you have to be careful. next thing you know, you'll be

following him around the tour and don't touch my baby. >> exactly. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break here. i've got a collection of tattoos of you that people have put on -- >> i saw one outside today. >> jimmy: one today? >> yeah. when i was signing autographs on my way in. someone that had a whole tattoo of my maxim cover with angel wings. >> jimmy: is that a positive for you? >> it's so sweet. it's so flattering. i don't know what to say when i see it. >> jimmy: don't touch my mommy territory. we'll be right back with territory. we'll be right back with christina aguilera. are these ta. are these tablets flash-ready ? yes. which ones ? these, including the samsung galaxy tab. what about movies ? straight from android market to the motorola xoom. 4g upgradable ? 4g lte upgradable. you always wear glasses ? only when i'm not wearing contacts. he's clean. my job is done.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with christina aguilera. i want to say congratulations. not only on "the voice" but you have your own "trivial pursuit" card now. >> i do. very interesting. i made a joke on another television show where i said, we were talking about the super bowl, the mishap, i was like, man, that night, i knew, going into it, the heat i was going to get from the press and i, you know, i made a comment about the fact that i was like, oh, i just made myself a "trivial pursuit" category question. and in 2011 -- >> jimmy: the whole card is about you. >> i can't believe it. no, but they did it. they -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's see if --

>> no, they called and it was very, very sweet. they actually sent over a bunch of games. i'm a huge gamer. >> jimmy: are you? >> i'm a huge gamer. it's all positive. >> jimmy: board games, do you like? >> yes. board games, arcade games. i'm a huge game nerd. >> jimmy: arcade games? i have a mini arcade in my house. it's old school. donkey kong and pinball. >> jimmy: which is your specialty of the games? >> oh, my gosh. i hold the record for all of them, so -- >> jimmy: you do? >> everyone that has a little game in them tries to beat my score and i get competitive. >> jimmy: you unplug the machine? >> number one on -- people think, you preset it. i'm like, i did not. like, come on, let's go. >> jimmy: let me ask you a question here, see if you know the answer. christina's new reality show "the voice" is based on a popular program in what country? >> america. oh, wait -- i haven't looked at the card. >> jimmy: wouldn't be much of a quiz if you had.

>> no, it's from norway -- >> jimmy: holland. >> oh, my gosh. this is making me look really good. >> jimmy: which christina aguilera fragrance was created to be a special treat fit for a queen. >> royal desire. >> jimmy: that is right. super sexy scent featuring honey suckle and marshmallow. >> stay away from my mommy. >> jimmy: i want to show the pictures real quickly. these are all guys that have these tattoos. there's you. >> wow. have you not seen that one? >> jimmy: that's you, i think. some sort of mange there on his arm. >> that's a lot of dark cleav e cleavage. >> this could use some work. that's one of the -- it's a little dark. >> jimmy: that looks like it should be on the side of a van rather than on a human being's arm.

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>> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. still to come, big sean. our next guest is, or was, the youngest heavyweight champion in boxing history. he is also a pigeon-enthusiast, a tattoo pioneer, and one of the finest actors the screen has ever known. starting today he's back on the big screen in the highly-anticipated "the hangover part 2." please say hello to mike tyson.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, you look really good. >> i feel really good. >> jimmy: you look great. >> i feel awesome. you look great, too. >> jimmy: how much weight you have lost since the last time you were here? >> i don't know, 130 pounds. >> jimmy: that's like a whole manny pacquiao you lost in boxing terms. >> well, i know. >> jimmy: that is remarkable. i know you're a vegan now. is that why you've lost so much weight? >> i don't know. i work out, too, a little. >> jimmy: you work out, too. that will do it, too. >> you don't lose weight from being a vegan. all that vegetables and rice just packs up on you. the ever growing vegan. that's all. you don't put no activity, you're the ever growing vegan. >> jimmy: do you know any fault vegans? >> do i? yes. >> jimmy: really? who is the fattest vegan do you

know? besides like the blue whale. >> i don't -- >> jimmy: you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. but they know who they are. yeah. >> nothing like a fat person that doesn't eat good food, right? don't eat fat food but you're fat. >> jimmy: so, you don't like the food? >> no, i hate vegan food, but -- [ bleep ]. but this is what i found out, of course, you know, the food that's good, that tastes good is not good for you. >> jimmy: women, sometimes. >> no not that much, though. >> jimmy: not good stuff. do you miss heat? >> don't miss anything. this is my whole life. my whole family is obese. i wanted to break that cycle. my children were gaining weight and stuff and i can't say, hey, you're foat -- and i'm 400 pouns so, i say, we're going to break that cycle and pry to live by example. i'm going to try to stop being -- i'm addicted to food.

you don't look that way. you say, mike looks great. if that feeling comes over me, i would eat four big ten-pound cheesecake pies in front of you. >> jimmy: wow, wow. that's really great. i think that's -- most people don't do that. they'll sail -- >> oh that's really great, i don't think many people do that. oh, come on man. this is great, this is really great. profounding in the you future. other than that, it's wonderful. and it great. ifl commend you mike. >> jimmy: wow. what's going on you with? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: we have to get you off the vegetables. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i do think that's great, though, because most parents will -- they want their kids to be in shape but they -- they won't follow that example -- >> that's just the thing. i don't set the example.

that doesn't mean they want to do it. but people are people. they don't have to think about it. maybe my kids one or two of them may have gained a few pounds, but listen, maybe it's not bad being a little bit overweight, than starving yourself, working hard, sweating looks at yourself in the mirror, no, i don't got it. what's the big deal if i got a six-pack or i got 14 children in there? regardless, i'm a good person. you know, that's -- you have to look at it that way. >> jimmy: you just talked yourself out of being a vegan. >> that's never going to happen. >> jimmy: so, you only -- >> that doesn't necessarily mean you're a good person. you can be 600 pounds and be the love of the world. >> jimmy: that is true. >> it's about your inside worth. >> jimmy: that's right. and inside you have vegetables. now, you -- the last time you were here, we talked about "dancing with the stars" and i asked you if you would ever do that show and you said your life would love you to do that show

but you would not want to do it because you're a bad dancer. >> i'm horrible. but i've done it before -- ladies, gentlemen, i -- i had the opportunity -- great -- i had the opportunity -- i had the opportunity -- take a picture of that tattoo, please, somebody. expose yourself. >> jimmy: right here in the front row. she got it, you know, people -- >> i'm going to get a divorce just saying -- [ bleep ]. forgive me. i love you. >> jimmy: hold on a second. you got something on your face. >> it's makeup. >> jimmy: it's not coming off. >> don't try to tease me. >> jimmy: talking about "dancing with the stars." we have video -- you dance with your wife on television. >> listen, i dance with this woman in italy before my wife -- i believe she may have been pregnant but if she wasn't she was about to have the baby then. >> jimmy: she was not happy -- >> she was sick. she was fphysically sick.

they asked me to do this dance and they were going to pay me more money. i said, well, honey, if i can't dance with the girl, can i dance with you? and so we danced together and stuff and it was awesome. >> jimmy: we have video here. here's mike -- ♪ >> look at it right there. whoa! look at this move, oh, [ bleep ], baby, look at that. look at that. watch this. oh. oh. >> jimmy: i think you're selling yourself short. that was pretty good. >> i wanted you to see the pelvis thrust. >> jimmy: can you do it here for us in person or --

>> not -- not for free. no, man, they had to pay for that. they didn't get that free. that's borderline pornography. >> jimmy: so, you and your wife -- you took off your jacket which had the microphone -- >> i like holding the mike. >> jimmy: you and your wife took dance lessons? >> we did. three weeks. >> jimmy: what happens when you walk in and say, hi, i'm mike tyson, i'd like some dance lessons? >> well, they already know. they came from argentina to train us for three weeks. >> jimmy: have you continued the dance lessons? >> well, we have to go back for another contest. three more time, three more dance contests. >> jimmy: we have to get you on the american "dancing with the stars." >> they don't pay as much. >> jimmy: they don't? that's embarrassing to this nation. >> have check, will dance. >> jimmy: you hear that, abc? have check, will dance.

how are you -- i know you got a new baby boy, right? >> morocco elijah. >> jimmy: do you call him rocky? >> i do. my mom calls him rocco. >> jimmy: rocky is good. you know, mariah carey named her baby moroccan. >> well, that's interesting. my wife made the statement like that. she said, i told you it was a good name. i wanted to name -- >> jimmy: what did you want? >> some warrior name, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you want to name him what? >> phalanx. >> jimmy: that's a good name. >> it's a formation of alexander conquered the known world with. >> jimmy: phalanx? that would be all right. >> cool. >> jimmy: though people may be calling him fail and you don't

want that. >> no, no. in order to succeed, you must fail. >> jimmy: there you go. well -- maybe for the next kid you get a little phalanx there. >> i don't think there will be anymore. >> jimmy: by the way, i'm so glad you're in "the hangover 2" because you did a great job in that first one. >> me, too. >> jimmy: and now -- you know, might have thought that was just a came roe for one thing. i don't know what you're doing in this one and i suppose we can't tell people what you're doing -- >> well, this is being mike. >> jimmy: being mike. >> unexpected [ bleep ]. just don't know what's going to happen. going to pull it out, is he -- you just don't know. >> jimmy: would you like to do a film where you are not playing mike tyson where you play someone else? >> yeah, we anticipating doing that, too. but listen, right? i mean, in the back, the writer, john ridley, and also all them other friends, we're going to do this serious program it's going

to be -- it's going to be -- basically, out of my life and other fighter's lives, from new jersey, the show will be called "the brick." it will be something equivalent to "entourage" meets "the wire." >> jimmy: a scripted show? >> big time. >> jimmy: wow. >> are you familiar with the gentleman doug ellen -- >> jimmy: i've read his name. >> you don't know anything. listen. doug ellen is the gentleman who created the movie -- the entourage situation. >> jimmy: i was on that show. >> get out of here. he's involved -- you can't believe. he items the truth by accident. >> jimmy: what happened to us? we used to be so close. i don't know what happened. >> we still are. >> jimmy: since you tore the mike off it's not the same. >> no, no. >> jimmy: and you have an iphone app, i know. >> this is school tough. mike tyson main event app and it's free.

for the iphone. for the iphone. and it makes -- remember mike tyson punch out? that was cool, right? well, it's like mike tyson punch out on ghb and tough. it's high powered steroid stuff, you know. >> jimmy: did you ever play that mike tyson's punchout? >> no, i just received the check. >> jimmy: well, that's the way to do it. well, "the hangover part 2" opens today and mike tyson's main event app is available right now. mike tyson, everybody. we'll be right back. x@x

>> jimmy: this is his debut album called "finally famous. here with the song "my last," big sean. ♪ hands up in the air i just want the i just want the baddest -- ♪ ♪ in the world right here on my lap and i'mma hit this drink up like it's my last ♪ ♪ i'mma i'mma hit this night up like it's my last i'mma ♪ ♪ i'mma like it's my last i swear i'mma do it ♪ ♪ like i never had it at ah-ah-ah-all

ah-ah-ah-all like i never had it at ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all okay now where that alcohol you ain't even gotta ask ♪ ♪ cuz i'mma drink it all like it's my last she a seven in the face but a ten in the -- ♪ ♪ and she even look better by the end of my glass see i just walked in fresher than ♪ ♪ the certs off in this -- i'mma need the baddest broad to twerk off in this -- ♪ ♪ i'mma go hard until it hurts off in this -- i'mma ball ♪ ♪ so you gotta work off in this -- and i can get you anything you want ♪ ♪ i could i could i could i could put you on ♪ ♪ see you look like beyonce so do it like beyon do it do it like beyonce and put it on sean ♪ ♪ grind hard but got a lot to show for it always had drive ♪ ♪ like i had to chauffer it my team so true we should get a camera crew and follow us around ♪ ♪ and make a show for us and i'mma hit this drink up like it's my last ♪ ♪ i'mma i'mma hit this night up like it's my last i'mma ♪ ♪ i'mma

like it's my last ♪ ♪ i swear i swear i'mma do it like i never had it at ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all like i never had it at ah-ah-ah-all ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all like i never had it at ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all now i'mma fill this glass up ♪ ♪ like it's my last i'mma i'mma blow this bag up like it's my last ♪ ♪ i'mma i'mma spend this cash up like it's my last and i'mma make it last ♪ ♪ like it's my last and i'm gone can't remember where i am ♪ but she forget about her man ♪ when they tell her who i am and they introduce my fam ♪ ♪ now she all up in my space all up all up in my face like you remember who i am ♪ ♪ since i signed to con i'm louis vuitton sean up in benihana an' eating all the wontons ♪ ♪ rose rose or a little chandon put her hands down my pants now she rocking sean john ♪

♪ man i just ended up on everybody guest list i'm just doing better than what everyone projected ♪ ♪ i knew that i'd be here so if you ask me how i feel i'mma just tell you ♪ ♪ it's everything that i expected hands up in the air one time for the westside ♪ ♪ hands up in the air two times if you love good music hands up in the air ♪ ♪ and three times for the baddest chick in the world who get her ♪ ♪ hands up in the air and i'mma hit this drink up like it's my last i'mma ♪ ♪ i'mma hit this night up like it's my last i'mma i'mma ♪ like it's my last i swear i'mma do it like ♪ ♪ i never had it at ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all like i never had it at ♪ ♪ ah-ah-ah-all ah-ah-ah-all big -- bottles big ice buckets ♪ ♪ i work to hard to be balling on a budget me and my people do it