n right back here tomorrow night. >> doris: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- dk i did something i've never done before this week. have any of you ever gone swimming? >> doris: carson daly. >> jimmy: what was the first advice i gave you? >> drop out of college. and i did. >> flavor flav! >> and music from i seec c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c

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c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a message from bud light, sponsors of the upcoming ufc battle on the bayou. you could win a trip to a big-time ufc main event in new orleans. >> yes, jimmy, but it's more than just the ufc event. it is an experience. >> jimmy: really? >> the grand prize including round trip airfare to new orleans, two nights hotel stay tickets to a pre-fight concert, the fight, and meet and greet with ufc personalities. >> jimmy: and guillermo for those who don't know what ultimate fighting is, please explain. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ]

okay, jimmy, come over here for a demonstration. >> jimmy: i'll stay here. you go ahead and demonstrate yourself. >> i will need a member of the studio audience. >> jimmy: big that lady right there. >> all right. come over here. >> jimmy: what's going to happen now? >> all right. ufc features mixed martial arts. like punching and kicking, and choking. no, i was just joking. [ laughter ] get it? i was just joking about choking. you get it jimmy? >> jimmy: i do get it, yeah. >> dicky: the bud light ufc battle on the bayou. go to facebook.com/budlight for details on how you can win. >> jimmy: hey, "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with flavor flav music from i see stars and carson daly. enough!

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tonight -- from "the voice," carson daly. flavor flav. and music from i see stars. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi there. i'm jimmy, thanks for coming. thank you for watching. i hope you had a great three-day memorial day weekend. i did. yesterday i barbecued noah's ark. i had two of every animal. i made hamburgers baby back

ribs salmon ohno. what else? lobster tails, chickens under a brick. a snuffleupagus. i was a real gwyneth paltrow yesterday. next year, i'm thinking i might invite some guests. yesterday, americans here and around the world hopefully took a moment to remember the brave men and women who grave their lives so we could go to the movies and see ken jeong's penis again in "the hangover." that movie grossed $137 million, which is the biggest opening for a comedy ever. i went to see that. i also did something i've never done before. have any of you ever gone, ah, swimming? really great. [ applause ] i can't recommend it highly enough. i was doing this and i did this for a little while. awesome. tonight on abc, game one of the nba finals between the dallas mavericks and the miami heat.

now that "american idol" and "dancing with the stars" are over i feel like i'm being forced to watch sports again. it's boring. how about throwing in a nice paso doble every once in awhile? don't, the ball handleing skills of lebron james were on display. he's been spectacular in the playoffs so far. look at him. here he is open court breakaway. he passes over to dwyane wade races down the court for a layup and -- and then signses of autographs for his -- oh wait a minute. that was footage of the premier of china playing basketball with elementary school kids. that's something i never thought i would see. apparently basketball has been huge in china ever since somebody said, hey what are all these shoes we're making for? and they started playing. meanwhile -- [ applause ] the nba finals that's all well and good but in the competition series america really cares about, things are getting very

weird on "the bachelorette." one of the guys on the show is wearing a mask for no good reason. there's another guy named bentley. apparently ashley was warned about this guy. a friend warned hervey ya text. said bentley was there for the wrong reasons. last night they even had a kiss. >> there's definitely a little bit of concern when i think about bentley. the only reason for that is because of the text messages that i received that he's here for the wrong reasons. but to be honest i have a pretty good radar in terms of somebody that's not being sincere and i'm seeing such sincerity in him. my gut tells me to trust him. >> jimmy: let's see what his mouth items ss ss us. >> wow. that was kind of -- it started off good but it sucked towards the end. i'd be lying to everyone if i'm like, yeah i'm in this like

to the end, you know like i'm going to ride this out for two months. there's no way i'm going to last that long. >> jimmy: wow, that's -- on a scale of 1 to omarosa, this guy is a solid nine. here's a simple way to tell if a guy you're interested in is a scum bag. if his name is bentley. really all you need to know. hopefully obama is going to send in a team of navy s.e.a.l.s to take this guy out. it's a special time in any relationship when you find out that one of you is in it for the publicity. to honor that, we combined the audio from last night's show with video from "be my valentine, charlie brown." and, with any luck this is something they'll show their grandkids one day. >> amazing butt. and rocking legs. and having heretical my [ bleep ], that's the extent of

my interest. >> my gut items me stells me to trust him. >> wow that was -- it started out good but it sucked toed the end. i would literally rather be swimming in pee than try to plan a wedding with her. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i wish he was that tough with lucy. elsewhere on abc last night, we premiered a new show called "extreme makeover: weight loss edition." ty pennington takes morbidly obese people and adds a front porch to them or something like that. is there anything more ironic than sitting on a couch watching people lose weight? last night a contestant named rachel got a special reward for reaching her goal of losing 80 pounds. normally on these shows the reward they get is an extra rice cake or something. but rachel got to go bungee jumping. >> when it came time to do it i'm thinking am ingoing to be

able to do this? because when you exceed the weight limits you don't ever depend on anything chairs, nothing, because you'll break them. and i'm like, okay these cords are going to snap. but yet, here i am. i don't know. my mind just took over. >> bungee! >> jimmy: wow, that's -- [ laughter ] she's fine. [ applause ] she -- i hope she doesn't fill up on all those delicious trout in that stream. here's a weird pairing. sarah palin tonight had dinner with donald trump in new york. she walked in the restaurant, took aim shot that rodent right off his head first thing out. they had a two-hour conversation, consisting mostly of "you're fired" and "you betcha." sarah palin returned to her bus

tour. she's driving all over the country to pick up, i guess, where charlie sheen left off. this is sunday. i don't like seeing sarah palin in leather. something about it is un -- it's like finding your mom's lingerie in the washing machine. john mccain was asked on sunday if he thought palin could win the presidency in 2012. he said of course she can. if she says out of the race just long enough bides her time and two meteors hit the democratic and republican debates vaporizing all the other candidates, she can win this thing. imagine if she did how mad he would be? all this touring and speaking makes it look like she is going to run for president. or maybe she's just tuning up to be apart of this. >> slap yourself silly, y'all. it's the 2011 blue collar comedy tour. featuring jeff foxworthy. >> the man behind us is cross eyed as a bat. >> larry the cable guy.

>> i'm happier than rosie o'donnell at a buffet. >> and sarah the stumping gal. she's got a regular gal style. >> drill baby drill and mine baby mine. >> she make you holler like a stuffed pig. >> they could refudiate what it is that this group is saying. >> 2011 blue collar comedy tour. coming soon to a red state near you. only $25,000 per ticket. >> jimmy: that seems expensive. meanwhile, republican presidential hopeful mitt romney was on "the today show" this morning, they asked him what he likes to read. he admitted he reads the "twilight" books. he would be the first mormon and

13-year-old girl to be elected. quentin rampage jackson won a fight and gave a great post-fight interview. >> how do the home boys respond to you? >> the black folk? >> the black folk love me. i love them because i'm black. but i love everybody. black girls love me too. i get hit on by black girls all the time. i be doing my nipple dance. i love them black girls. i love me some black women. >> are you black? >> part, yeah. >> i love all parts of you. even the black part. what other part? >> jamaican black and white. >> she's jamaican me horny. >> you have to get to the party. thank you. >> she's hot. that's why i gave the interview. i want to motor boat right now. you know i be humping reporters.

you better get away. >> jimmy: rarely do you see a professional athlete confident enough to motor boat a reporter. that, by the way, is why katie couric is leaving news. there was some drama abroad in flourns, italy yesterday, when snooki from "jersey shore" was taken into custody. let's see if you can guess why she got in trouble? taken into custody for, a, donating too much time at children's hospitals. b, cracking the da vinci code. or c, crashing into a police car? >> c! >> jimmy: that is correct. she was driving with her friend when she plow into the back of a police car that was hired to protect them. the accident happened -- snooki saw a traffic cone and thought it was her reflection, and -- no one was seriously hurt. two police officers were treated for whiplash the car was treated for gonorrhea, but just

re precautionary. and snooki lost her license result of the accident. alcohol was not a factor, which, there's your problem right there. she can't focus without alcohol. and who could have ever asked that a keebler elf sitting own a mountain of phone books to drive a car in a foreign country would be a recipe for disaster? sadly, we will not see this accident until season four of "jersey shore." so, in the meantime we recreated it using a sweet toe day doe potato and a barbie car. >> what's up bitches? i love driving, in italy. >> jimmy: she's got a man's voice now. >> i got a fist pumping without no arms. oh no! >> jimmy: she hit the police car. >> oh that hurt. >> jimmy: and -- [ laughter ] that tastes like pickles. >> jimmy: we had a little

trouble in the alley. two special effects guys were killed but i think they went out really strongly. somebody got a sweet potato to be able to vomit. that's impressive. like most popular tv shows, "jersey shore" is now being adapted for other countries. a british version of the show premiered last week. it's a big success. the debut show got the biggest audience for mtv-uk in three years. like 4,000 people or something. and it is interesting to see thousand this translates. we found a clip. and it turns out, we're not so different after all. >> this is extraordinary. look here. you left the crusts on the cucumber sandwiches again. >> well don't go casting stones. you, yourself have left the tea to brew for too long. it's ruined i tell you. >> you bitch. >> oh!

>> ladies ladies the tea -- >> they were behaving most disagreeably. i say. take a gander at my abs. >> jimmy: they're very polite over there. [ applause ] that was pippa middleton playing jay extraordinary. and one more thing. for a lot of high school kids, the prom was this weekend. my son went to his prom this weekend. he was able to get a woman to go to the prom with him. for some reason prom stories are always funny. we went outside on the street today where our friendly neighborhood darth vader, who lives out there on hollywood boulevard, shared his fond memories of high school prom. >> i picked her up in my 300 z. we ate dinner by the beach, where the prom was being held.

i remember having the crab cakes. and they were delicious. lots of crab not a lot of timing. they were playing inging ludacris. he definitely sets the mood. there was sand between our toes and ludacris in the air. it got me laid. >> jimmy: that's how baby ludacris was born. hey, we have a good show tonight. flavor flav is with us. we have music from i see stars, and we'll be right back with carson daly. so stick around. roadtrip. now?! [ female announcer ] crest whitestrips two hour express.

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flav: the icon the memoir." flavor flav is with us tonight. and in case you're wondering what time it is, he'll be wearing an enormous clock around his neck. and then a group of young men identified by our friends at whooznxt.com as the hottest new band of the month. their album is called "end of the world party." music from i see stars. you can see them live all summer on the scream it like you mean it tour. later this week, we'll be joined by jason sudeikis, piers morgan, and we'll have music from lykke li. and make sure to watch us in primetime, thursday night for our "game night" special airing immediately before or after game two of the nba finals, depending on where you live. if you live in a house, it airs before. if you live in an apartment, it will air after. so keep that in mind. our first guest tonight is a television and radio personality, and one of the top two carsons ever to host a late night talk show. he has a big hit show, with swivel chairs and everything, it's called "the voice." you can watch it tuesday nights

at 9:00 on nbc. please say hello to carson daly. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> great to see you. very excited to be here. >> jimmy: weird you are on the couch. >> i'm veryier iny nervous. >> jimmy: i was thinking about how long -- you've been on television pretty much every day since, what year did trl start? >> '97. >> jimmy: '97. you could beat regis' record of most hours on television. >> i plan on it. >> jimmy: you've got to stop him, first of all. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then secondly just keep going until you are like 90 and you'll beat him. >> i plan on it. i'd like to. >> jimmy: why do you hate regis? >> jimmy, don't start. i don't hate regis. this is how it's been since i've

known jimmy. >> jimmy: your first radio show was in palm springs, california. what year was that? do you remember? >> i don't. '94? >> jimmy: right around there. i was your boss. >> yes, you were. >> jimmy: i was the host of the show. you were my intern. >> yes, i was. i'm forever jimmy's intern. nervous now because this is what our radio show was like. you named me kid carson. that was embarrassing. >> jimmy: you were what 17 18? >> meet girls at the bars and i'd said i'm on the radio at the time with kris kimmel. i'd kid carson. >> jimmy: i was trying to steer new the proper direction. what was the first advice i gave you, do you remember? >> it was drop out of college. >> jimmy: and you did, right? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: he dropped out of college. [ applause ] >> i did. >> jimmy: the word college is -- >> well college -- there's a college in palm desert called

cod, junior college. i was aspiring to be a professional golfer. >> jimmy: he was majoring in golf. >> i was. this is true. this is a true story. i was 18. majoring in golf. and i -- i met jimmy before but we reconnected and you were doing a radio show there and you said, come an intern for me. you don't have to show up and i'll sign your deal and you'll like -- >> jimmy: forgery brought us together. >> i did the radio and loved it. >> jimmy: you became my side kick on the show. and we did many wonderful things. i taught you a lot of important things about entertaining. >> well -- i did many things. this is how it was for me. i was terrified to get up every day at 4:30 in the morning and drive to work and deal with jimmy who would really just make my life a living hell. many a mornings. >> jimmy: well 5 1/2 hours to fill. a lot for me to do. >> the main street in palm

springs is called fred wearing. one of the things jimmy loved to do, and i hated, he said let's do what's fred wearing today, and i'd say, let's not. it consisted of basically me standing out on this -- >> jimmy: you would play fred. >> i would. and i would stand out on this major intersection for about an hour during major morning commute wearing usually something like a pink tutu and jimmy would say the first caller to call in and tell me what fred's wearing wins a prize. he would just laugh by himself -- >> jimmy: and somebody would go is fred wearing a cowboy hat, bunny slippers? our show was so popular, it would only take, like 15 minutes for someone to call. >> it was the same guy. and i would say, can i come in now? we're done somebody -- no we'll do it in the 8:00 hour too. >> jimmy: hang out there. take off the underwear. >> jimmy: you did a lot of hiding around the studio. i remember you hiding under the

general manager's desk one time. >> i hid a lot. jimmy, to know him is to know how much he loves to be around somebody who is just so embarrassed. we had a news guy, i don't know if you remember, ken, of course you do. ken was an older gentleman, maybe he worked at an abc affiliate -- >> jimmy: ken was 117 years old. >> he was a seasoned pro who had been, like probably dumb mped down to radio. he took it very seriously. he had a very bad wig on. jimmy turns me to one day, just says, you know kid carson i'm going to ask news man ken about his wig on the air today. and i said please don't. this was literally me. he said please don't. yep, i'm going to. get ready. i bolted out of the studio and i went to scott's desk our general manager. i could hear the show on his desk radio. >> jimmy: i said to ken -- >> you bastard.

what did you say? >> jimmy: i said carson wants to know that -- something like that? >> yes. >> jimmy: and ken said, no this is my natural hair. he was very old and he had big blond like ken doll hair. i think i taught you a lot of valuable lessons there. we met -- we should tell the story of how we met. >> true story. >> jimmy: i was 17 and our youth group at church believe it or not, went on a trip to hawaii and one night, we ate at a restaurant in maui. my friend tommy and i were sitting at the table enjoying a couple of mill you can shakes and reading the bible and carson, who was 12 years old at the time was sitting at the table next to us with his patient parents. >> where are you guys from? >> las vegas, ma'am. thanks for asking. >> hold on hold on. that's not at all how it went. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> well, first of all, you

weren't drinking milk shakes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you were pounding beer. >> jimmy: oh. >> you were drunk, embarrassing yourselves and your hair was different. >> jimmy: my hair -- my hair did not look like that. >> yes, it did. >> jimmy: all right. well, you and your mommy and daddy were sitting at the table next to us. >> that part is right. >> jimmy: and your mom did start talking to us, right? >> that is true. >> jimmy: okay. [ bleep ]. >> you mind the language. my son is only 12. >> jimmy: your son? that's a boy? hi little smoker. your dad invited us to come sit at your table. >> your boys -- >> jimmy: we would love to join you, yes. and then we came over to your table, we had a pleasant night. >> that actually is not how the night ended, either. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> you and tommy were drunk.

i mean very very drunk. you kept yelling ziggy socky and i was very scared. and then you started eating our food. you ate my dinner. you ate my mom's dinner. you ate a snapnapkin. and you ate my dessert. >> jimmy: yeah. but then what happened? >> we went home. >> jimmy: what happened after dessert. >> we went home. >> jimmy: no. and then a bear charges into the restaurant and you start screaming like a little girl. you wet yourself in front of everyone. and then i jumped out of my seat and i squared off the with bear and i karate killed the bear with my karate chops. i saved your life and the lives of everyone in that restaurant and i was the talk of the town. and then i took your mom by the

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huge hit. >> it's been all right. >> jimmy: do you hang around with the other -- [ applause ] >> thank you. jj >> jimmy: the judges? >> yeah, we do we had a meeting today with the coaches. blake shelton's been great. he's very, very funny. cee-lo is great. christina i've known for a long time. >> jimmy: so what do you guys talk about at your meetings? >> well we just -- getting ready for the live shows. tonight was the last battle round. getting everybody ready for live tv or whatever else christina wants to talk about. >> jimmy: are they ready for live tv? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: i'm hoping -- >> it's all i know to be honest with you between radio and "trl" was live every day. that's all i know. >> jimmy: i hope they're not ready. because -- >> why? >> jimmy: we want to see the craziness that goes on with people that are just rambling and talking nonsense. that paula abdul factor that made "american idol" so -- >> well tune in america. >> jimmy: and we will see that. >> maybe. i don't know.

it's fun, though. >> jimmy: do you find people come up and say they grew up watching you on -- >> since "the voice" has done so well so quickly, christina tweeted out a picture of her and i on the set, i got a million replays from girls who were 16 back in "trl" days who are 26 now and they were happy to see us together. "the voice" feels like a little bit of that part two of that era. >> jimmy: this is a magical impression you've made on these girls much like john stamos and scott baio before you. now these girls are in their 20s and you can have sex with any of them at the drop of a hat because you are hanging on the wall in their rooms and that i mean, really like something that never ever goes away from their loins. true? >> wow. i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: you should talk about that on live television. >> i will. >> jimmy: congratulations, carson. wonderful to have you here.

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l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. i see stars still to come. carson daly is with us. our next guest has had an interesting life, to say the least all the details of which are included in this new book, "flavor flav: the icon, the memoir." please say hello to the one and only flavor flav. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's good to see you, flavor. i see you brought -- >> come on one time -- one

time, can i hear it? flavor flav! >> flavor flav! >> jimmy: very good -- >> jimmy what's up man? >> jimmy: i love the crown. that's -- you're looking good. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: is that the crown you wore -- >> carson daly wow. i love you, dude. >> like wise. >> wow. >> jimmy: why are you crying? is there something wrong? >> i can't help it. carson daly. you don't daily meet carson. nice to meet you. >> jimmy: this is your all biography. >> yes, sir. you see this right here? a copy from your boy. you know how we do jimmy. >> jimmy: wow, thank you. he signed it -- you signed it on two different pages for me. you signed it twice. that's doubly nice.

did you sit down and actually, like, write this yourself? >> yo i swear to god, jimmy. just to you, homie. >> jimmy: i don't mean that part. i mean the whole book. >> i sat and talked with a tape recorder i sent it to a writer. >> jimmy: i'm wondering -- i bet there's 90% of your life that you don't remember. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so is the bookrack accurate? did you have somebody check and ask around to see if things -- >> honestly, you know i mean everything that's in that book right now really just came from me, it came from my heart. not only that, but you know the reason i wrote this book is because a lot of people have been waiting me to write a book for years -- >> jimmy: the publishing community has been clamoring for this. let me read chapter one. the birth of flavor flav. it all started with a -- >> wow. >> jimmy: it all started with a joint of angel dust and a couple

of garbage bags full of black spray paint. a lot of great stories. one of them you were a school bus driver. >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> honestly, you know i did all kinds of odd jobs before -- >> jimmy: that's especially odd. >> i ain't going to lie, i had fun doing that. >> jimmy: are you a good driver? it seems to me you've had a number of infractions driving-wise. >> i had over 68 of them jimmy. >> jimmy: that's a lot. >> yeah. your boy flav was getting it in you know what i'm saying? hey, and thanks to all the police that let me go. yeah! [ applause ] >> jimmy: one of the stories, you once crashed ice t's ferrari. tell us about that.

>> we was going to red lobster and everything, so i had my boy terminator x sitting in the back, right? so, you know i -- >> jimmy: of course. >> we was waiting in the line so, i turn my head and i'm talking to terminator x and i didn't look in the front of me but i thought the traffic moved an i stepped on the gas pedal, bam, right in the back of ice t's ferrari, g. i was scared son, because at that time, though ice t was the one that was giving you a pass to come into l.a. and he was giving you a pass to get out of l.a. so, anyway but my man got out the car man, and he looked at it, brushed it off, said yo that's all right. i said whew. yeah. >> jimmy: so he was okay with it? >> and he still took us to lunch. yo ice. i love you, kid. >> jimmy: still went to red lobster. >> and i still got a piece of the taillight. i still got it at my mom's crib. >> jimmy: you have his taillight?

>> yeah, g. yeah, man. >> jimmy: you tell the story of your tape mouseclocks and why you wear them. >> well, the reason is because time is the most important element that we have in our life. we can't afford to waste none of it. >> jimmy: your clocks never appear to be running. >> the reason this is on 4:30 is because my man chris angel, i was on an episode of his show and he did this trick with me i never take it off. >> jimmy: because of that? >> he bugged me out, man. >> jimmy: there's a great story of you playing basketball with r. kelly and one other very famous person. >> yeah r. kelly, thank you for taking me that day to play basketball. my dude. yep. yeah this was at the time, though, jimmy, that was at the time when michael jordan was leaving baseball going back into basketball.

r. kelly took me to the athletic center in chicago and everything. so, we had to play two games against michael jordan and his four boys. so, the first game, you know, we played, yeah, we lost. that's michael jordan and his boy. the second game even though we was losing i said hey, wait a minute. you out on the court with michael jordan. i said yo mike come over here, stick me g, stick me. yo. i started running around with the ball and threw this wild shot up, i closed my eyes and i said, please go please go in the ball switch and michael jordan was chasing me around, you little -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. you scored on michael jordan. >> it luz awas a luck shot. but i'm a rapper man, i'm not a basketball player. >> jimmy: i was talking to carson about this during the break. a big fan of "flavor of love" and your followup show.

the best part -- i knew this -- i don't know that everyone knows that you were throughout that entire time, when you were on the show dating women, 25 women, whatever, 75 whatever the hell -- >> 60 of them. it ain't my fault. all my producers, those are the ones -- >> jimmy: as much as we enjoy hearing the credits. tell me this. your girlfriend at the time you were living with her, your real girlfriend. while you're on tv dating these women. >> yeah, no doubt, man. i mean hey, we got to pay the bills, jimmy. >> hey hey. but i told you, look -- i said -- i said listen. when i went to do "flavor of love 3," i said do not watch the show. i didn't want her feelings hurt. so, i cut -- i got the cable cut off and everything. hey, yo. hey, yo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but check this out. but i tell you the best part?

once i left i left her with money so she went and got it cut back on and boy did i catch it when ingot back home. >> jimmy: week after week -- >> yeah, week after week. but we together now, living in vegas, our 4-year-old. >> baby, i love you. i'll be back home. >> jimmy: the book is called eded "flavor flav: the icon the memoir." it's available now. we'll be right back with i see stars.

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