los angeles. >> thanks to abbie for that. thank you for watching abc news. tune in for "good morning america" and have a great >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: started thinking about oprah. remember her? the lady who used to have the show? what happened to her? >> dicky: christina aguilera. mike tyson. >> jimmy: that is really great. most people don't do that. >> wow, that's really great. i don't think many people do that. >> dicky: and music from big sean. "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- christina aguilera. mike tyson. and music from big sean. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching. thank you for being here. you know, i tell you, i was -- i was laying in bed this morning -- >> wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it laying in bed or is it lying in bed? i was in bed on my back telling my girlfriend something that isn't true at all and -- lying, right? and i started thinking about oprah, remember her? that lady who used to have the show? whatever happened to her? by the way, do you think oprah is collecting unemployment? [ laughter ] if i was oprah, my first day, i would go to the laundromat today, just to freak people out. do a load, you know? but i miss oprah already. i finally understand how that kid on "two and a half men" feels without a mom. [ laughter ] i really do. and you know what the biggest shame of all of this is? oprah finally has a chance to stay home and watch oprah, and there's no oprah for her to watch. [ laughter ]

i've been having a difficult time with this -- [ applause ] i've based a lot of my life around oprah. fortunately, we've been doing some spring cleaning. i went through old halloween stuff we had here at the show. and we found this c3p-oprah. isn't she great? >> may the force be with you! >> jimmy: so we have that. the world's crappiest c3po costume there. they're both made of gold. isn't that wonderful? here in california, we're still on schwarzenegger watch. by the way, you can imagine being one of the other maids in the schwarzenegger compound right now? maria looking at you, giving you the stink eye while you're trying to mop the kitchen? and who's arnold's new maid? he can't have one, right? i mean -- his place is going to be filthy for quite awhile. one of our local spanish news

channels caught up with the daughter of the maid arnold made -- maybe that was the problem. made he misunderstood the word maid. look, i made a baby. anyway, the maid's daughter is an adult. she said she had no idea that her brother was half-terminator until the story came out. >> mildred baena's daughter jackie says she learned her little brother was fathered by arnold schwarzenegger just like everybody else. when the scandal broke last week. she told telemundo it hasn't changed her feelings about her mother. >> doesn't matter what any newspaper says or anything because, you know, i know my mom. and it's just like -- it's just like gossip, rumors. >> jimmy: how many kids did he have with her? dos? [ laughter ] this is pretty good. our local fox news here in l.a., yesterday they took a little break from arnold-palooza to report on a story about an anti-circumcision movement. there's a group trying to make

circumcision of males under 18 years old illegal in california. the argument is circumcision of girls is illegal and we should extend the same protection to boys. when they tease the story, the news confused it a little bit by using a clip of a celebrity who was at a protest -- they were protesting funding cuts at schools. >> should male circumcision be illegal? we've got details on a controversial new ballot measure. >> stop making the cuts. start spending the money where it needs to be spent. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if there's one thing that luke perry cares about, it's foreskin. as well as sideburns and foreskin are the two most important parts of the body. oh, here's an experiment i've been working on. i like to watch the news in my office with the sound off and narrate what i think is going on based just on -- i've been doing this a lot. i'm a lot of fun. [ laughter ] then i thought it would be even more fun if we let my uncle frank try it, right? >> right, jim. >> jimmy: so, we put him in a room with a microphone and random news footage and we told

him to describe the action. here's uncle frank narrates the news. >> tonight at 10:00, the ambassador from israel drinks some water and he's going to make a little speech right now. and then he prays. after that, this is how coffee is made. stir it, put whipped cream on it and then you pour out the beans. and then, workers were digging away -- what are they digging for? an antelope. and it goes crossing across everybody on the yard. my god, they're all staring. also, three chicks singing and dancing. all this plus weather and sports. >> jimmy: not bad. very well done. [ cheers and applause ] thinks on his feet. thinks with his feet. have you heard about simon cowell's new show "the x factor?" auditions for "the x factor" have started. they have already fired a judge. cheryl cole who is a singer from england was fired by fox because her thick english accent was hard for american audiences to

understand. which -- how much harder could she be to understand than paula abdul? [ laughter ] i understand fox's position, though. they need judges who can clearly articulate their yo yo yos and dog dog dogs. some trouble with the cast of "jersey shore," too. as you may know, they're shooting their fourth season in italy right now. and there was a fistfight this week, apparently, ronnie and the situation had an altercation on vacation and mike had to get 12 stitch-uations in his face. [ laughter ] witnesses say the vicious brawl began when producers of the show told them to get into a vicious brawl and it just escalated from there. it seems like the fight was pretty one-sided. the situation, red marks all over his face. hopefully he'll be able to get some bronzer or something to cover that up. all ronnie had were scratches on his knuckles, and we don't know if those were from the fight or from dragging them on the ground when he walks. but -- [ laughter ] [ applause ]

how great would it be if the whole cast of "jersey shore" spent the rest of their lives locked up in an italian prison, wouldn't it? [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile -- this is pretty great. this is from "hard core pawn." p-a-w-n. it follows the day-to-day operations of a pawnshop in detroit. this guy and his son brought a tv into the pawnshop and they came back a year later to pick it up, which is always a good sign that your life is going well. [ laughter ] and when they came to pick it up, the stand was scratched. and, well, this happened. >> no, this the way we do this. we're going to take it to court. don't say [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. why -- yeah, i'm from the south. [ bleep ] i tear this up. i'm talking right. i got too much sense for they stupid ass. i'm smarter than that. i'm book smart. i'm not stupid at all. too much sense. too much -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's book smart.

he's pole stupid but he's book smart. [ laughter ] you know, there's been a big push lately to stop bullying in schools. you see it all over tv nowadays. bullying can be tough on kids and some parents are now getting their children plastic surgery to avoid it. "the today show" did a story about this. while the idea of plastic surgery for kids seems completely ridiculous, in cases like this, i'm not so sure it's a terrible idea. >> 17-year-old aubrey woodward is considering plastic surgery as a way to avoid bullying at school. >> i feel really self-conscious about a lot of things. like, what i'm wearing, what my hair looks like. but when you add in my ear it makes me feel really bad. >> she says her protruding ear has made her a target at school. >> well, the tip of my ear right here, instead of going back a little, it sticks out. a lot. >> jimmy: really? i don't even notice it. [ laughter ]

that's what happens when mommy sleeps with an elf. she's like a young lady gaga. she was born that way. [ laughter ] [ applause ] lady gaga, by the way, was -- is on the cover of "rolling stone" this month. and you're not going to believe this, but she said some weird things. first off, she said her crazy stunts are never about trying to get attention. and then four dwarfs walked in, stripped her naked and carried her around on a giant ironing board. and she said she's really into, for real, the "rocky" movies. especially "rocky iv." about ten years ago she saw the scene where rocky punches the slabs of meat and thought, now there's a dress. and the rest is history. [ applause ] thank you. i don't know if you heard about this, but there's a new round of rumors that sarah palin is going to run for president after all. she has, i guess there's a documentary about her premiering in iowa next month. she just hired back two of her top aides and she's planning to

go on a public appearance tour around the country. it's a big decision. on one hand, running for president is a long and grueling process that goes on and on for months, years. but on the other hand, she could always just quit halfway through, right? [ laughter ] there are several reasons palin thinks she might have a shot at becoming president. one of them, she doesn't read newspapers. and number two, she does have supporters. in fact, someone is running tv ads in iowa where the presidential caucus is held, supporting her. >> sarah palin. a new kind of leader. folksy. straight-talking. and ready to fight for america. now is her time. let's make sarah palin the republican candidate for president. paid for by barack obama. >> jimmy: money very well spent. [ cheers and applause ] for a lot of high school kids around the country, the prom is this weekend.

and, hey, kids, when you are barfing blue raspberry four loko out of the limo sun roof, remember, this magical night only comes once in a lifetime. i never went to the prom. which is probably for the best since the only person that asked me to dance at school was the janitor. but prom night is a special night. might turn out to be the most special night of your life, assuming you go on to lead an exceptionally pathetic life. today we went out on the street to ask one of our favorite characters on hollywood boulevard, chewbacca, to share his memories of the prom and share he did. >> ah, one year i went to the prom, but it didn't go that great. i took this girl i knew, it was our first date and i was really excited because i really liked her. but when we got to the door, it was like, ten dollars to get in. i didn't even bring any money because i thought the prom was free.

it was really embarrassing and -- i didn't know what to do. but then, like, i thought of a great idea. i told the girl i had to pee. but i didn't. i ran across the street, like, three blocks away and i remember seeing a fountain that people threw money into. i figured i could get $10 easy there. it was almost like free money. so, i reached in and i fished around for awhile and i got a bunch of quarters. i don't know. i was pretty proud of myself. but when i got back to the prom, i was still pretty wet. i could tell that my date didn't like it, so, i dried off. but then she got, like, real mad and said, i'm not going to prom with you, you robbed a fountain

and the fountain is for everyone. she left me after that. but anyways, it wasn't so bad. so, i took the money and i went to the store and i bought twizzlers because i love twizzlers. they're my favorite candy. and then i went home. so, yeah, that was it. i almost got into prom but not quite. it was close. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you see, the fountain is for everyone. and one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> 25 of the most eligible bachelors in america have traveled here no los angeles to [ bleep ] ashley.

>> 25 years and i'm still saying [ bleep ] you, america. >> the irish prime minister, he was crazed. he was introducing the president. they had a wonderful time. >> my aunt currently holds the world record for the biggest [ bleep ] ever [ bleep ] by a female that was over 45 feet. wow. >> this is a big moment and you got a big [ bleep ]. and you got a big voice. >> yeah. >> the number, 1-800-222-[ bleep ]. again, 1-800-222-[ bleep ]. >> he had to do what he had to do to [ bleep ] my ass up. >> i said, we're on vacation, come on and sit on my [ bleep ], and she did. i said, i'm going to really [ bleep ] now. and as i started to [ bleep ] her, the whole earth started to shake under us. it was the earthquake of los angeles and after i got through [ bleep ] her i said, wow. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. thank you for watching. tonight, you can see him this weekend in the new movie, "the hangover part 2," mike tyson is with us. he used to be a boxer, if you can believe that. [ cheers and applause ] and then, making his network television debut with music from this, his debut album. it comes out june 28th. it's called "finally famous." big sean from the bud light stage.

[ cheers and applause ] big sean. make sure to watch us next week for our regular programs and in prime time "jimmy kimmel live game night." which is before and after each game of the nba finals depending upon your time zone and also what kind of mood you're in. so, watch us for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is a multi-grammy award-winning performer, who taught me long ago that i am beautiful, no matter what they say. you can see her now, alongside fellow celebrity judges on the singing competition "the voice," it airs tuesdays at 10:00 on nbc. please welcome christina aguilera. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. thank you. >> jimmy: very good to meet you. you look great. >> thanks. >> jimmy: congratulations on the big success of the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i still can't believe they got you to do the show. it's a gamble for you because

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do you apply your own lipstick or do you have a team of experts that do that for you too? >> no, i do have a team of experts but it's something -- i lined my lips tonight. >> jimmy: i heard you don't drive. >> i don't drive. i don't drive. >> jimmy: why don't you drive? >> well, considering our brief last moment -- no, i have a driver's license. i got it when i was 21, i'm 30 now, but i'm terrified of driving in l.a. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i just, paparazzi, running over, you hear stories, it kind of -- >> jimmy: you don't want to run them over? >> i don't -- exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: interesting. >> little thing called suing or being sued, but yeah. >> jimmy: so you have a guy that drives you around all over the place? >> i do have a driver and, you know, i get around, assistants. you are making me sound so spoiled. >> jimmy: well, if you are scared to drive, you're scared to drive. but you did go down to the dmv and take the test? and all that sort of thing? >> i did. i did go down to the dmv and take the test. on a whim. my friend had to coax me into it. i don't know.

i just -- i didn't grow up here in california, so, you know, if i was back in wexford, pennsylvania, maybe i would be driving, but you know -- >> jimmy: how old is your son now? >> he's 3 years old. >> jimmy: that's a very cute age. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does he have, like, any idea on what you do for a living? does it make an impression on him at all? >> yes, yeah. if he was here right now, when you shook my hand he would be like, don't touch my mommy. he's a little -- like, he doesn't get the whole thing yet -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, mommy is a public personality. so, he's very protective. >> jimmy: don't touch my mommy? >> yeah. when i'm getting my makeup done and things like that, he's like, no, don't touch and then he, like, cuddles. he's very protective. >> jimmy: he wants your attention completely and people are trying to get your attention all the time. >> he does. it will be interesting to see how he reacts to tour. tour will be an interesting one. >> jimmy: will he come on the tour with you?

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with christina aguilera. i want to say congratulations. not only on "the voice" but you have your own "trivial pursuit" card now. >> yes, i do. very interesting. >> jimmy: how did this come to be? >> i made a joke on another television show where i said, we were talking about the super bowl, the mishap, i was like, man, that night, i knew, going into it, the heat i was going to get from the press and i, you know, i made a comment about the

fact that i was like, oh, i just made myself a "trivial pursuit" category question. >> jimmy: and sure enough, you did. >> and in 2011 -- >> jimmy: the whole card is about you. >> i can't believe it. no, but they did it. they -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's see if -- >> no, they called and it was very, very sweet. they actually sent over a bunch of games. i'm a huge gamer. >> jimmy: are you? >> i'm a huge gamer. but it's all positive. >> jimmy: board games, do you like? >> yes. board games, arcade games. i'm a huge game nerd. >> jimmy: arcade games? >> yeah, yeah, i have a mini arcade in my house. >> jimmy: oh, you to? what games do you have? >> it's old school. donkey kong and pinball. >> jimmy: oh, that's awesome. really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is your specialty of the games? >> oh, my gosh. i hold the record for all of them, so -- >> jimmy: you do? >> everyone that has a little gamer in them comes over and tries to beat my score and i get competitive. >> jimmy: you unplug the machine? >> number one on galaga. no, people think that.

you reset it! i'm like, i did not. like, come on, let's go. >> jimmy: let me ask you a question here, see if you know the answer. christina's new reality show "the voice" is based on a popular program in what country? >> oh, my god, you're asking me -- america. oh, wait, the original "voice"? i haven't even looked at the card. >> jimmy: wouldn't be much of a quiz if you had. >> no, it's from norway -- isn't it? >> jimmy: holland. >> iceland? >> jimmy: from holland. >> oh, my gosh. this is making me look really good. >> jimmy: which christina aguilera fragrance was created to be a special treat fit for a queen. >> royal desire. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. super sexy scent featuring honey suckle, sandalwood and marshmallow. >> well. >> jimmy: delicious. >> tastes good. stay away from my mommy. >> jimmy: i want to show the pictures real quickly. these are all guys that have these tattoos. there's you. >> wow. >> jimmy: have you not seen that one? there's another one which i think is you.

>> a younger version. >> jimmy: some sort of mange forming on his arm there too. >> that's a lot of dark cleavage. >> jimmy: this one could use some work. >> it's a little dark. >> jimmy: that looks like it should be on the side of a van rather than on a human being's arm. but that's when you know you've made it -- >> that's very sweet. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, yes, thank you. christina's bodyguards are watching you, know that. well, thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: great to have you here. "the voice," tuesday nights at 10:00 p.m. on nbc. christina aguilera, everybody. we'll be right back with mike tyson.

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>> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. still to come, big sean. our next guest is, or was, the youngest heavyweight champion in boxing history. he is also a pigeon enthusiast, a tattoo pioneer, and one of the finest actors the screen has ever known. starting today he's back on the big screen in the highly-anticipated "the hangover part 2." please say hello to mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, you look really good. >> i feel really good. >> jimmy: you look great. >> i feel awesome. you look great, too. >> jimmy: how much weight have you lost since the last time you were here? >> i don't know, 130 pounds. >> jimmy: that's like a whole manny pacquiao you lost in boxing terms. >> well, i know. >> jimmy: that is remarkable. i know you're a vegan now. is that why you've lost so much weight? >> i don't know.

i work out, too, a little. >> jimmy: you work out, too. that will do it, too. >> you don't lose weight from being a vegan. all that vegetables and rice just packs up on you. the ever growing vegan. that's all. you don't put no activity, you're the ever growing vegan. >> jimmy: do you know any fat vegans? >> do i? yes. >> jimmy: really? who's the fattest vegan you know? besides like the blue whale. >> i don't -- >> jimmy: you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. but they know who they are. yeah. >> nothing like a fat person that doesn't eat good food, right? >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> don't eat fat food but you're fat. >> jimmy: the worst of both worlds. so you say the food -- you don't like the food? >> no, i hate vegan food, but -- [ bleep ]. but this is what i found out, of course, you know, the food that's good, that tastes good is not good for you. >> jimmy: well, sometimes. >> no. >> jimmy: not that much, though, you're right, yeah. >> not good stuff. >> caller: do you miss meat?

>> don't miss anything. this is my whole life. my whole family is obese. i wanted to break that cycle. because certain members -- my children were gaining weight and stuff and i can't say, hey, you're fat, lose weight, do this, work out, do this, and i'm 400 pounds. >> so, i say, well, we're going to break this cycle by trying to live by example. i'm going to try to stop being obsessed -- i'm addicted to food. you don't look that way. you say, mike looks great. but listen. if that feeling comes over me, i would eat four big ten-pound cheesecake pies right in front of you. >> jimmy: wow, wow. that's really great. i think that's -- most people don't do that. they'll say -- >> oh, that's really great. i don't think many people do that. oh, come on man. sound like a real person. real people say, yeah, that's really great. this is really great. this is really great. i'm glad that people did that. this is really great. speaking for your commence i

will endeavor to exclamate more profoundly in the future. other than that, it's wonderful. and it great. i commend you mike. >> jimmy: wow. what's going on you with? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: we have to get you off the vegetables. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i do think that's great, though, because most parents will -- they want their kids to be in shape but they -- they won't follow that example themselves or set the example themselves. >> that's just the thing. i set the example. that doesn't mean they want to do it. but people are people. they don't have to think about it. maybe my kids one or two of them may have gained a few pounds, but listen, maybe it's not bad being a little bit overweight, than being some obsessing maniac and starving yourself, working hard every day, sweating, looking at yourself in the mirror, no, i don't got it. what's the big deal if i got a six-pack or i got 14 children in there? regardless, i'm a good person. you know, that's -- you have to look at it that way. >> jimmy: you just talked yourself out of being a vegan. >> that's never going to happen. but you know --

>> jimmy: so, you only -- >> that doesn't necessarily mean you're a good person. you can be 600 pounds and be the love of the world. >> jimmy: that is true. >> it's about your inside worth. >> jimmy: that's right. and inside you have vegetables. [ cheers and applause ] now, you -- the last time you were here, we talked about "dancing with the stars" and i asked you if you would ever do that show, and you said your wife would love you to do that show but you would not want to do it because you're a bad dancer. >> i'm a horrible dancer. but i've done it before -- ladies, gentlemen, i -- i had the opportunity -- great tattoo. i had the opportunity -- i had the opportunity -- take a picture of that tattoo, please, somebody. ma'am, please, expose yourself. >> jimmy: right here in the front row. >> she got it, so, you know, people are going to comment. i'm going to get a divorce just saying -- [ bleep ] oh! forgive me. i love you. >> jimmy: hold on a second. you got something on your face. >> it's makeup. >> jimmy: it's not coming off. >> it did come on, you try to shine me.

don't try to tease me. >> jimmy: talking about "dancing with the stars." we have video -- you dance with your wife on television. >> listen, i dance with this woman in italy before my wife -- i believe she may have been pregnant, but if she wasn't, she was about to have the baby then. >> jimmy: she was not happy -- >> she was sick. she was physically sick. >> jimmy: wow. >> i said wow. so, they asked me to do this dance and they were going to pay me more money. and i said, well, honey, if i can't dance with the girl, can i dance with you? and so we danced together and stuff and it was awesome. >> jimmy: we have video here. let's take a look. here's mike -- ♪ >> oh [ bleep ]. oh! oh, you can't hear me. oh! oh [ bleep ]! oh, baby, look at that.

watch this. oh, whoa, whoa! >> jimmy: i think you're selling yourself short. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was pretty good. >> i wanted you to see the pelvis thrust. >> jimmy: can you do it here for us in person or -- >> not -- not for free. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, man, they had to pay for that. they didn't get that free. that's borderline pornography. >> jimmy: so, you and your wife -- you took off your jacket which had the microphone -- >> i like holding the mike. >> jimmy: you can use that one. you and your wife are taking dance lessons, or took dance lessons? >> we took dance lessons for three weeks. >> jimmy: what happens when you walk in and say, hi, i'm mike tyson, i'd like some dance lessons? >> well, they already know. because they came from argentina to train us for three weeks. >> jimmy: oh, to train you. for three weeks. and have you continued the dance

lessons? >> well, we have to go back for another contest. three more times, three more dance contests. >> jimmy: we have to get you on the american "dancing with the stars." >> they don't pay as much. as argentina. >> jimmy: they don't? >> no. >> jimmy: that's embarrassing to this nation. >> have check, will dance. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you hear that, abc? have check, will dance. how are you -- i know you got a new baby boy, right? >> morocco elijah. >> jimmy: morocco. do you call him rocky? >> i do. my mom calls him rocco. i like rocky. >> jimmy: rocky is good. you know, mariah carey stole your baby name. she named her baby i think moroccmor rack moroccan. >> well, that's interesting. >> jimmy: you should -- >> my wife made the statement like that. she said, i told you it was a good name. why, because she named her baby moroccan, it had to be a good name? i wanted to name -- >> jimmy: what did you want? >> some warrior name, you know

what i mean? or something. >> jimmy: you want to name him what? >> phalanx. >> jimmy: phalanx? that's a good name. >> it's the formation that alexandre conquered the known world with. >> jimmy: phalanx? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that would be all right. >> cool. >> jimmy: though people may be calling him fail and you don't want that. >> no, no. in order to succeed, you must fail. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] well -- maybe for the next kid you get a little phalanx there. >> i don't think there will be anymore. >> jimmy: by the way, i'm so glad you're in "the hangover 2" because you did a great job in that first one. >> me, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and now -- you know, might have thought that was just a cameo for one thing. but think brought they brought you back. i don't know what you're doing in this one and i suppose we can't tell people what you're doing -- >> well, this is being mike. >> jimmy: being mike. >> unexpected [ bleep ]. you know? just don't know what's going to happen. is he going to pull it out, is

he -- you just don't know. >> jimmy: would you like to do a film where you are not playing mike tyson, where you play someone else? >> yeah, we anticipating doing that, too. but listen, right? i mean, in the back, the writer, john ridley, and also all them other friends, we're going to do this serious program, it's going to be in -- it's going to be -- basically, out of my life and other fighters' lives, from new jersey, the show will be called "the brick." it will be something equivalent to "entourage" meets "the wire." >> jimmy: a scripted show? >> big time. >> jimmy: wow. nice. >> are you familiar with the gentleman doug ellen -- who does the -- >> jimmy: i've read his name. >> you don't know anything. >> jimmy: i do know. >> listen. doug ellen is the gentleman who created the movie -- the "entourage" situation. >> jimmy: yeah. i was on that show. >> get out of here. he's involved -- you can't believe. this guy -- he tells the truth by accident.

>> jimmy: what happened to us? we used to be so close. i don't know what happened. >> we still are. >> jimmy: since you tore the mike off it's not the same. >> no, no. >> jimmy: and you have an iphone app, i know. >> this is some cool stuff. mike tyson main event app and it's free. for the iphone. for the iphone. and it makes -- remember mike tyson punch out? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that was cool, right? well, it's like mike tyson punch out on ghb and stuff. real fast-paced. it's high powered steroid stuff, you know. >> jimmy: did you ever play that mike tyson's punchout? >> no, i just received the check. >> jimmy: well, that's the way to do it. well, "the hangover part 2" opens today and mike tyson's main event app is available right now. mike tyson, everybody. we'll be right back. [ tab pops ]ababababab

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