"good morning america." while you're sleeping, we're always on line at abcnews.com. we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: send them on myspace where no one will notice. >> dicky: bachelorette ashley hebert. >> i gave him a shot. >> jimmy: your judgment is not that good. >> 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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, parzis hilton and ashley hebert and national spelling bee champ and music from sara bareilles with cleto and the cletones. and now why not, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome to the show.

i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the program. thanks for being here. seated and just as i like you. we were off last night. we usually do a show but we had a special prime time nba show and missed out on a lot of important wiener jokes. tonight i vow to make that up to you. in case you haven't heard anthony wiener spent time dodging questions whether underpants were his. it turns out they were indeed his and he had a press conference at which he claimed that he meant to sent the photo privately to a college student in seattle as a joke. and instead he accidentally sent it to everyone. i think the joke is funnier when it gets sent out to everyone. you send it to every person in the world, hilarious and he also

admitted that -- [ applause ] not an isolated incident. he confessed to exchanging inappropriate messages with several women via twitter, text e-mail and facebook. if you're going to send explicit pictures of yourself send them on myspace. one woman is a 26-year-old single mom from texas named megan broussard. she gave an interview and provided pictures chris cuomo. if one photo he apparently forgot to wear his shirt. >> how did that come to be sent. >> he just sent that one day. >> what did you think when you got this. >> wow, i do see the background. anyone can zoom back into it. >> pictures of his wife and president clinton. >> i knew he'd have something to do with it. i had a feeling. bill clinton actually performed the wedding ceremony between

anthony weiner and his wife which kind of explains everything, right? that's the guy you ask to join you in holy matrimony. a good thing -- when clinton wanted to text someone a picture of his penis, he had to use an etch a sketch and then he would drop it in the mail. during her interview megan was asked about her interactions with congressman wiener and in doing so provided withus with our un unintentional joke of the day. >> fair point, you didn't tell him to beat it did you? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not that he would have. i feel bad for his family and his staff and by his staff i mean the people who work for him. and by the way a lot of news

outlets are calling it wienergate. can we please stop putting gate at the end of everything. maybe wienergedden wienerloo. an abba song right? despite the scandal he says he will not resign from office and says he hasn't done anything illegal and this is not the most embarrassing photo of him that's ever surfaced. this one is that ever surfaced. now i feel bad for him. you think his life was easy with that that permanent and the name wiener. with all the stuff going on with him we should keep an eye on norman dicks. because they say these things happen in threes. and i just got done with the schwarzenegger jokes.

we really need a system to put a stop to this because it's happening like every month now. once you announce your candidacy for office you should be required to put your penis in escrow escrow. hand it over for safekeeping, once you're done serving you'll get it back. we'll keep it at disneyland. in really important news did you see "the bachelorette" last night. it was unbelievable. a gripping episode of television. jeff, for some reason has been wearing a lone ranger mask. why, i have no idea. he was either trying to seem mysterious to win ashley's heart or seeking revenge on account to murder his father. i don't know. last night jeff finally revealed his face and while you wouldn't think watching a guy from st. louis show the top half of his face would be exciting when it came off it was nothing short

of thrilling. >> i could see how a lot of the guys are starting to fall for you and i've begun to start having feelings for you, as well. i'm nervous but i'm excited and i think it's time to take the mask off. hi. i'm jeff. >> oh. hi, jeff. why don't you put that mask back on. i like the squirrel and the bird. i was hoping he would be scarred beyond recognition. maybe have a mike tyson tattoo on his face. he just looked like a very confused bicycle salesman. jeff, by the way, shortly after taking the mask off got eliminated. it's got to be a blow to your self-esteem. i like you better when your face was partially obscured. the big deal the contestant everybody has been talking about

is bentley, maybe the worst person i've ever seen on television or maybe even in real life. he told the camera guys he had no interest in ashley at all but to her face he pretended to be very interested and, of course she fell in love with him which was ridiculous in the first place then he went in and lied again and said he had to leave the show to be with his daughter. i don't even know if he has a daughter. for you who miss bentley here's a sampling of what this demon was up to. >> you trust in this. >> yeah, i know -- i totally am on the same page with you. i'm following you every step of the way. >> the only option i have is to stay and it's no option for me so i'm going to make ashley cry. talked about needing to go for my daughter. she's going for it. i just started to tear up. no tears drop but my eyes got

watery and she like consoled me and stuff and there was just a lot of crying. a lot of crying. it's annoying to just hold a girl that's just crying. and crying and crying. i had already checked out. >> that's bentley for you. you know here's the deal. any game named after a car lindsay lohan would crash is bound to be a douche bag. [ applause ] we're going to speak to ashley in a few minutes about her quest for love and the dark overlord known at bentley. stick around. before that while most people were at home watching game three of the nba finals on sunday our parking lot security guard guillermo was hard at work isn't that right, guillermo. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: we sent him to the red carpet and at the mtv movie awards and you were promoting a

new product. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: something you invented yourself? >> tequila. my family create that. >> jimmy: with vitamins in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a great idea. >> it's good. >> jimmy: here now is guillermo on the red carpet at the mvt movie awards. ♪ >> hi, it's me gear me at the mtv movie awards brought to you by tequila. pass out drunk, wake up healthy. ha, ha, ha. you guys want to do some tequila with me. a vitamin tequila. >> vitamin tequila. >> i show you the bottle, look look vitamin tequila. >> someone behind me said is it safe? >> it's safe. always safe. >> cheers. >> cheers, man. >> oh. >> tequila, preferred by foo

fighters. >> that's good. >> i like the way you move. >> thank you. >> when was the last famous person you ever had sex with. >> yeah, you're famous. >> i might have sex with myself just before i got on this carpet. >> all right. >> i don't want to shake your hand. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy kimmel saw my penis. >> oh yeah. >> so far we're not doing good. i don't think we have -- i prefer to shall watching the game. you guys know the score? >> no. >> who's winning? >> me. >> no basketball. what's the score? >> what's the score? >> of the game. i don't have it on my phone right now. man, i'm doing press right now. >> can someone tell me the score. i got a lot of money on this. >> the score of the basketball game? >> jimmy kimmel live. hey, what's the score. >> hey how are you doing man. >> what is what?

>> what is the score. >> what is the score, me 1, you 0. >> these people are killing me. hey. how are you doing? >> how are you. >> i want to be on your show. i want to be the catcher. >> okay, you can do it. can you catch? >> yeah. >> okay. >> you be the pitcher. >> i itch you catch. >> you have experience catching? >> yeah. >> i'm a little afraid. >> don't be afraid. >> wow. that is tequila. i thought it was water. >> no it's vitamin. it's vitamin. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's really good. >> that's total booz. you [ bleep ]. >> no. >> i put a lot of vitamins in there. >> you did huh? >> yeah. >> cheers to boston. and jimmy kimmel. >> can we have another shot of tequila. >> i'll have my panties off at

the end of the night. >> wow, can i give you more? >> you want to do a shot of tequila with me. >> sure, sure. >> all right. >> salina for "jimmy kimmel live." i got a quick question. hey, how do you feel to be mexican. >> i feel amazing to be mexican. how do you feel. >> great. >> what's the score? >> in what? >> in ganl. >> i i don't know. >> i don't know who is watching the screen. i'm a little bit drunk but i talked to a lot of celebrities. >> jimmy: another great job, guillermo. we got a good show for you tonight. paris hilton is with me and i take on sukanya roy and have music from sara bareilles and we'll be right back with the

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>> jimmy: i'm back. tonight on the program with a new reality show "the world according to paris," paris hilton is here then we get down to business with our eighth annual spelling bee. sukanya roy who won the scripps national spelling bee will be here to go against her toughest opponent yet me. and i guess they're setting up the stage. with music from her latest album, "kaleidoscope heart," sara bareilles. just a program reminder thursday watch us in prime time before game five of the nba finals or after the game depending upon where you live. ron artist from the lakers will be here. we pulled a terrible prank on him and a new song with an up-and-coming artist usher. do not miss that. thank you. all right.

osama bin laden as you know is gone but last night his vacant spot as world's most hated man was filled by a guy named after a car. his name is bentley and he was last seen slithering away like the snake that he is here to give us her take live from pennsylvania, the bachelorette ashley hebert. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, first, i want to ask how are you? >> i'm okay. >> jimmy: you're okay. >> i can't see your whole place but bentley better not be with you. there better not be some terrible surprise twist. >> i promise he's not here. >> jimmy: when and where did you watch last night's episode of the show? >> actually watched it at the end of last week and i watched it by myself in this apartment and i'm really glad i watched it by myself. >> jimmy: oh really. is that a clue that you watched it by yourself that nothing happened at the end of this

show? >> take it however you want. but i was definitely by myself watching it. >> jimmy: do you realize how many women were screaming at their television sets last night, it was like a justin bieber concert. this blood -- people wanted to murder bentley for what he did last night. >> they either wanted to murder bentley or they wanted to murder me for falling for it. >> jimmy: they wanted to murder him. i don't know how this happened because. >> me either. >> jimmy: we had a talk about it. i told you -- i guess it was after the whole thing had been done. you got a call from somebody warning you that he was not there for the right reason true? >> true. but -- >> jimmy: there's no but. >> but i want to base my judgment on what i know of them so i gave him the benefit of the doubt. i looked for the good in him and gave him a shot.

>> jimmy: but your judgment is terrible. we've learned this. you shouldn't order off a menu on your own, ashley let's be honest. in fact, i want you to run all life decisions by me from now on. >> all right i will. >> jimmy: when you were watching the show was it then clear to you that he was lying, because he looked like he was lying. but i don't know if it was just because we knew he was lying that it looked like he was lying. he really looked -- like the fbi was looking at it going, this man is definitely lying. >> in the moment i felt so much sincerity. i know you say my radar is off and i know america thinks my radar is off but i thought he was being genuine. watching it i'm thinking why didn't i see it? i wanted to see -- i saw what i wanted to see and that was my big problem. >> jimmy: have you spoken to the woman who gave you the tip who said to watch out for this guy? >> no, i haven't spoken to her but i owe her a phone call i think. we've been testingxting but i owe

her a big thank you. >> jimmy: because obviously people get upset but he almost seemed to enjoy it. it seemed like he was happy he was going there to make you cry. >> you know that's my biggest thing. i don't understand -- you know the first couple episodes i gave him the benefit of the doubt but the third one it looks like he was going in there and intentionally trying to make me fall for him and break my heart. from the bottom of my heart that hurt me so much being a human being, why would -- >> jimmy: he's the devil, that's why he wanted to do it. he's in the devil -- satan will come to us in handsome form. i don't trust him at all. i think he might hate women. i mean a woman named him bentley, so that's -- i mean, a strike right there. i don't know how he's going to ever date again. i mean i guess he'd have to find some sort of amish woman who

never had a television set. i don't know where he goes from there and i guess that's got to give you some consolation, doesn't it? >> yeah, i guess. i mean yeah a part of me just wants this all to be in the past and move on. i'm just -- >> jimmy: well -- wants to punish him. i've got good news for you, ashley. we right now we have -- go ahead and open those curtains. we've got -- we've got -- [ cheers and applause ] you say the word and we will do the unthinkable to this man. >> do it! >> jimmy: do it, guillermo. take care -- . >> jimmy: all right. so we're killing him for you, i guess that's good right? hey, what about the masked guy, jim. all right. guillermo is really giving it to

him good. jeff is the guy with the mask. i love the move where he actually burned the pacific at the end. he threw the mask in the fire. that was dramatic. >> it was a little dramatic. you know with the -- him unveiling himself i kind of hoped for something a little bit more eventful. >> jimmy: what did you expect him to do rappel up the side of a building. guillermo is now crushing his skull in so now we have to go. thank you very much, ashley. we'll check back in with you. i hope it all works out been ss out. the bachelorette continues on mondays on abc. back with paris hilton. [ cheers and applause ] my contacts are so annoying. they're itchy dry and uncomfortable. i can't wait to take 'em out, throw 'em away

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g bee champion sukanya roy will be here to spell against me and also sara bareilles too. in this difficult economy many americans have had to take out multiple jobs to support their families and our first guest is no exception. in addition to serving as a full time heir rhys and perfume salesperson her new reality show "the world according to paris" airs wednesday nights on oxygen. please say hello to paris hilton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish my posture and walking was a tenth as good as yours. i always feel like i shouldn't even interrupt you when you walk out because you have such a good walk and i slump out like a troll. >> i've practiced for a very

long time. >> jimmy: have you ever dated a guy -- did you see "the bachelorette" -- >> i did. >> jimmy: somebody so evil you can't even figure out what they're doing. >> yes. i think everyone has in their life. >> jimmy: do you feel like you want to get revenge on that person or move on. >> i just move on. >> jimmy: huh? that's where we differ. [ laughter ] yes. i don't know. i've watched that like a thousand of times in a row and i'd have to find his home and bomb it. what were you doing in spain. >> i own a motorcycle team so i was there for the big race. >> jimmy: how do you get into owning a motorcycle team. is that a craigslist -- >> i was in spain and met up with the owners and a huge fan of moto gp and -- >> jimmy: how long have you been a fan of this? how do you get into that? >> i love fast cars. i love fast motorcycles so it's

something -- >> jimmy: who are these guys? >> those are my racers. >> jimmy: your racers. what are their names? >> maverick and sergio. >> jimmy: maverick and sergio. beginning of a soft core porn movie. which one is this? >> maverick. >> jimmy: does he know you're his boss? yes. he's only 16. >> jimmy: he probably drove fast that day. >> they did well. he got second place. he got first in the last race. >> jimmy: i heard you're friends with manny pacquiao. >> yes. i was at the big fight in vegas and his wife and him wanted to meet me and brought me on stage at the press conference after and then we just became friends. >> jimmy: and by friends, you mean -- because manny, english is his second language. what do you guys do together? >> well i'm going to be going

to the philippines soon. i opened a couple more stores for my handbag lines. >> jimmy: you from stores in the philippines. >> i have over 30 stores. >> jimmy: what are they called? >> paris hilton. >> jimmy: paris hilton stores. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so then in -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you will go there and visit him where he's an elected official over there. >> i'm excited. >> jimmy: will you stay with him. >> no, i'll stay at a hotel. >> jimmy: something else. just an odd pairing. he sings. are you aware of that? >> i know. >> jimmy: have you heard his beautiful voice. >> i know. i love it. he was singing on the show. >> jimmy: you should record something with him. >> that would be hot. >> jimmy: that would be hot. maybe the next time he's here because every time he has a fight he comes here and traditionally sings a song. do you feel like his wife is like what's going on. >> no she's so sweet.

a love jinky. >> jimmy: i like that too. she should have stores called jinky. you -- i also have this. this is an interview magazine and lil wayne is on the cover. if you look here it says lil wayne interviewed by paris hilton. how did this happen? >> well, he got to pick who he wanted to be interviewed by and he chose me. >> jimmy: were you surprised he chose you. >> i was. it was sort of random. >> jimmy: did you know him. >> i met him before at a grammy party that i hosted for him then he came to my birthday party as well. >> jimmy: was it fun interviewing him. >> it was. he's very smart and funny. i love him. >> jimmy: did you feel like you have things in common with him jl what did you guys even talk about with lil wayne? it seems -- you got some weird friends, i tell you. [ laughter ] huh, nothing? >> i do. >> jimmy: i mean just the rap game. hey, i need your help with

something if you would. last time you were here i was trying to figure out the difference between hot and huge. and i'll be honest i was unable to figure it out. but maybe you can heap me with these pictures of anthony weiner. you know this congressman? >> i have after heard about it. >> jimmy: is this hot or huge? >> neither. >> jimmy: how about hot or huge? >> what is that? not huge. >> jimmy: not huge? hot or huge? >> brutal. >> jimmy: here's another one. he just says me. hot or huge? sgl>> that's sad. >> jimmy: how about this one, hot or huge? >> heave. >> jimmy: a third entry. heave. i like heave. well, we'll take a quick break here. when we come back we'll talk

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spelling bee sara bareilles, and paris hilton is here with a new reality show. about time you got in the reality show business. you've had a lot of reality shows. >> i've been doing this a long time. >> jimmy: how is this different? >> "the simple life kvitova. i was playing a character and it wasn't who i am. in this show people will get to see who i am in real life. >> jimmy: your mom is on the show. >> my mom, all my best friends. >> jimmy: brooke mueller, charlie sheen's ex-wife. she's your best friend. >> one of my good friends. >> jimmy: what about the bffs, are they on this thing or -- >> no they're -- i'm still with them. >> jimmy: they're s.o.l. best friends forever are supposed to be forever. they're not around anymore.

they're not on the show but you got your friends on the show you have your -- you're dating and -- >> everything. everything that happens in my life, the good and the bad. >> jimmy: everything. >> everything. >> jimmy: you got to be careful with that everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? >> i know. >> jimmy: you can't show everything on the show. it's on television. >> tomorrow's episode deals with brooke and dealing with her sobriety and her demons and it's a very powerful episode. >> jimmy: is really is. you came on our show in -- >> you're in it tomorrow. >> jimmy: am i one of the demons brooke is dealing with. >> no not yet. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wish me luck in my spelling bee. paris hilton wednesday night on the oxygen network. be right back.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come sara bareilles, we have a tradition on the show. every june i invite the winner of the scripps national spelling bee to fly here and show off his or her trophy and have the trophy taken away by me. i won the spelling bee in seventh and eighth grade. those kids are in the fight for their lives or this kid. it's time for the eighth annual "jimmy kimmel live" spelling bee and let's welcome this year's national spelling bee champion and my next victim 14-year-old sukanya roy. sukanya. hello, how are you? nice to meet you. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how many kids did you

conquer to win this competition? >> 274. >> jimmy: those were just the very best of the best really you beat everyone in the whole country and in canada, as well. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: you did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and now that joyride is over i'm afraid. our esteemed panel of judges, my cousin sal, cousin sal. [ applause ] >> jimmy: in charge of trophy security because this is valued at more than $80,000, my uncle frank. uncle frank. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and as always our expert pronounce yachter, the spelling bee parking lot security guard guillermo. guillermo will be -- guillermo, you'll be reading the words for us tonight. >> yes, jimmy.

>> jimmy: okay. then let's begin. i guess we have rules and all that sort of thing cousin sal will tell us. >> well sukanya roy from abington heights middle school in abington county pennsylvania. please approach the microphone. guillermo, what is sukanya's first word? sgl>> obeil. >> what? >> obeil. >> could i have the definition. >> it is a word from the dictionary. >> okay. obeil. >> obeil. >> could you say it again? sgl>> owe beale.

hum. >> jimmy: could you say it in english? >> obeil. >> okay obeil. i don't know. are there any alternate pronunciations. obeil. >> jimmy: that was the alternate pronunciation. >> is it o-b-i-l. >> no we can't accept that spelling. jovial j-o-v-i-a-l. >> kenny guinn junior high no qualms about making young girls cry. >> guillermo, please give jimmy his word. >> enubites.

>> could you repeat that please? >> enubites. >> enubites. what is the country of origin? >> united states. >> jimmy: can you use knit a sentence. >> hurry up and spell the word enubites. concentrate. >> jimmy: give it to me one more time. >> enubites. >> jimmy: oh i don't know. forget it. >> jink viet tis. gi

giggivit giggivitis was the round. >> round two, sukanya, step up to the mike, please. >> guillermo. >> contahulos. >> could you say that again, please. >> contahulos. >> contahulos. >> contahulos. >> could i have the definition, please? >> definition. >> this is not a makeup word. >> okay. then could you say it again? >> tontahulos. >> jimmy: you know, it's weird. every year we have him do the pronunciations and he's not that good at it.

>> cow say it again? >> contahulos. >> i'll need a spelling, please. >> contahulos. am i pronouncing the word right? >> that's what he said, yeah. >> all right, then. contahulos. c-o-n-t-a-h-u-r-o-s. >> that's pretty close but, no cantankerous is the word. all right, sorry. jimmy, approach and jim me's word. >> geenonogin. >> say it like 11 times. >> geenonogen.

>> that's right. >> jimmy: geenonogen. could you use it in a sentence please. >> geenonogen is a funny word. >> i do speak a little gear know. let's see, gee is pronounced like a h and j is pronounced like an "h" and really almost every cons nantzonant is pronounced like an "h." geenon ochlth ggen. >> no shenanigan was the word. here we go. >> jimmy: sukanya. you got a chance to win this thing. last word. >> soliloquoy.

>> could i have the definition please. >> a long word. >> all right. soliloquy. s-o-l-i-l-o-q-u-y. >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] jimmy has one final word to tie. >> jimmy: all right. >> nice and slow guillermo. >> boooahah. >> jimmy: there you go. >> sukanya the winner. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to our judges and thanks to cousin sal and guillermo. right back with sara bareilles.

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sara bareilles. ♪ no words my tears won't make any room for more ♪ ♪ and it don't hurt like anything i've ever felt before this is no broken heart ♪ ♪ no familiar scars this territory goes uncharted ♪ ♪ just me in a room sunk down in a house in a town ♪ ♪ and i don't breathe no i never meant to let it get away from me ♪ ♪ now too much to hold everybody has to get their hands on gold ♪ ♪ and i want uncharted ♪ ♪ stuck under the ceiling i made i can't help but feeling i'm going down ♪ ♪ follow if you want i won't just hang around ♪

♪ like you'll show me where to go ♪ ♪ i'm already out foolproof idea so don't ask me how to get started it's all uncharted ♪ ♪ la la la-a-a-a joeshgs ♪ ♪ each day counting up the minutes till i get alone cause i can't stay ♪ ♪ in the middle of it all it's nobody's fault but i'm so lonely ♪ ♪ never knew how much i didn't know oh everything is uncharted ♪ ♪ i know i'm getting nowhere when i only sit and stare like ♪ ♪ i'm going down ♪ ♪ follow if you want i won't just hang around ♪ ♪ like you'll show me where to go i'm already out of foolproof idea ♪ ♪ so don't ask me how

to get started it's all uncharted ♪ ♪ jump start my kaleidoscope heart love to watch the colors fade ♪ ♪ they may not make sense but they sure as hell made me ♪ ♪ i won't go as a passenger no waiting for the road to be laid ♪ ♪ though i may be going down i'm taking flame over burning out ♪ ♪ compare where you are to where you want to be and you'll get nowhere ♪ ♪ i'm going down follow if you want i won't just hang around ♪ ♪ like you'll show me where to go i'm already out