morning america." they'll have michele bachmann live to talk about her presidential run. we hope to see you back here live tomorrow night. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live," jm. >> jimmy: at this point lebron james could have shot bin laden. >> elle fanning. john henson. >> jimmy: why do you have handcuffs in your car?

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, elle fanning from "wipeout," john henson, and music from gruff rhys, with cleto and the cletones, and now, can you believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the

show. thank you, cleto. thanks for watching. thanks for being here. it's a pleasure to have you. as you probably know, we talked about a little bit before the program, last night, the dallas mavericks beat the miami heat to win their first nba title. [ applause ] >> jimmy: from dallas or just hate lebron james? i didn't see the game. i got very wrapped up in the tonys. you know, the tony awards were on opposite the finals last night. did you see what abc sports did to keep musical fans around? >> now, your miami heat! he plays power forward and champion fiddler on the roof, number one, the diva herself chris bosh. shooting guard as well as a

jazz, tap and ballet, the amazing dwyane wade. >> jimmy: i blame "glee" for this kind of thing. it's the first time the games were broadcast in 3-d. it's an amazing technology. it was like lebron was choking in my living room. i think we could stop with the technological advances. 3-d is enough. these are the dallas mavericks. no one needs to see dirk nowitzki in higher definition. it was a difficult series for lebron james. lebron james could have shot bin laden and people would have been like you only took one shot. the governor of ohio today issued resolution praising the dallas mavericks who do not reside in ohio for beating the miami heat, without naming lebron james specifically, the resolution commended the mavericks for their loyalty, integrity and team work and made

them honorary ohioans. which i guess is an honor? the resolution also singled out mvp dirk nowitzki for choosing to resign with the mavericks and skip free agency, thus remaining to the team city and fans for whom he played the entire career. obviously lebron james did not do that. when did the state of ohio become a crazy ex-girlfriend? it's time to get over this. the best thing to happen to your state is a basketball team from another state winning the nba title, things are not necessarilnecessary ly good. in dallas, things were very good. there was a very big celebration today. >> mavericks fans are celebrating texas style. an estimated 18,000 people packed the american airlines center, to watch the away game. when it was over, they spilled outside ready to live it up over

the team's first nba title. >> jimmy: very festive, right? mavericks point guard jason kidd won his first title 17 seasons. mark jackson was talking last night about his influence on the mavericks squad and in doing so provided us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> jason kidd's dna is all over this team's title. >> jimmy: it happens. you know, to play winning basketball, you have to have talent, and you have to work hard. you have to grab hold of every advantage you can. you have to use the rules. in order to be the best, you have to learn from the best. >> great basketball players must master many skills. shooting, passing, driving, pretending, and most importantly, acting. >> we have seen throughout these

playoffs some outstanding acting. >> hi, i'm james caan, actor. i've used my acting skills to make you believe in my characters. now, i want to teach you how to make a ref believe whatever you want them to on the hardwood floor. at the james caan school of basketball acting. our graduates have gone on to achieve great success in the nba, and in life. in six short weeks, you can learn all the fundamentals of basketball acting. getting fouled. >> that's a foul. >> no that's a foul. no. you got to feel, feel the foul. make me believe. >> ouch! >> bravo! that's what i'm talking about.

flopping. feigning innocence. >> come on. >> more like a baby. what did i do? >> whatdy do? >> that's better. >> and denying paternity. >> that is not my child. >> be james caan at the james caan school of basketball acting. make the call. call today. >> jimmy: you'll be glad you did. there are more embarrassing photos of new york congressman anthony weiner, a new batch taken in the house member's gym surfaced yesterday. here he is posing next to a water cooler in his underpants and grabbing himself. here he is in a towel grabbing himself, and here he is in a smaller towel once again grabbing himself.

i think i've seen him grabbing himself more in the last month more than i've seen myself grab myself. the only winner in this whole mess is his pill pilates instructor. people are demanding his resignation. he does have some support, this group that gathered outside his office in queens to voice their support. >> at one point, the protesters turned on each other. some are standing behind their beloved congressman. >> we support weiner. >> jimmy: it sounded to me like they said we support weiner over and over again. this guy was particularly appalled. >> disgusting and how about the fact that young kids can go on the computer and now download the genitals of the ninth

district congressman anthony weiner. >> jimmy: that's bad. no good. here's a tip for any young protester out there. nothing takes the pop out of an empassioned rant like a giant bluetooth in your ear. i happen to agree with that guy, i think you should resign. i would like to see you become the next bachelor. that's not a joke. that's a solid offer from all of us here at abc. on friday, the state of alaska released more than 24,000 pages of e-mails sarah palin wrote as governor. how can someone who doesn't read write that much? i looked through some of the e-mails myself. there's a lot of praying and shooting and believing. she hates the letter g. she will not end any words with it. the e-mails reveal that palin relied on her husband todd for policy advice. you know what they say, behind

every great woman is a snowmobile racer. that is what they say. speaking of great women, we have a security guard at our show named addlena. she's my last line of defense. i've never felt safer. we inject her into unusual scenarios to see how she will react under pressure. earlier today, we told her that the nba championship trophy was visiting our building. we set up a bunch of hidden cameras. we told her we had the trophy and she had to guard it and not let anyone near it. let the guarding begin. >> hey, guys. you know the deal with this. this is the nba championship trophy. they want jimmy to take a bunch of pictures of it, they have it here for the day. no one can touch it. very valuable. there's only one of these.

no pictures, okay. cool. thanks, man. >> i have hand cuffs in my car. >> we're not going to arrest anybody. make sure no one gets near the trophy. >> sir, sir, you can't be in this area. >> taking photo shots of this trophy. they need the floor to look shiny. >> do not cross this line here. on my way. i'll be right back. watch this guy. >> i'm watching him. ♪ >> you're going in the wrong direction. >> i have work to do here, lady. >> you're going to pay me 32 bucks for my shoes. >> hi. looking for reception. reception.

excuse me. oh, god, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. sorry. sorry. >> i don't know you. no! >> thank you, ma'am. >> bye. >> yes, i can. >> you can't catch me. >> yes, i can. >> no. no. no. >> guys, i told you no more playing tag. i'm sorry, they're not supposed to play tag inside. ♪

>> stop it! ♪ >> nice trophy. do you like this cake? >> yeah. >> you can't go with him. you can have the cake if i can take a picture. >> you can keep the cake. small picture. small picture. small picture. no! no! [ bleep ]. >> no picture, no cake. >> you're going to burn in hell.

>> she did it. you dropped the trophy. >> no. >> this is the only trophy. whose came is that? >> she brought the cake. >> tell them we need five elephants. >> what happened? >> she dropped it. >> i didn't. >> oh, no, that's the trophy. >> jimmy, i didn't do it. >> she says she did it. she says she did it. >> why don't we look at the security camera footage. >> i've got it under control. i'm sure there's a very good explanation for this. >> i didn't do it. >> jimmy: let's see it. all right. there's pam coming in with the cake. >> this is what i think of your cake. jimmy, is used to anything. >> whoa! what happened? >> i don't know. it wasn't like that. >> jimmy: what wasn't like that?

that's the security camera footage. >> that's me? >> jimmy: yeah, that's you. i got to tell you something. i think you did the right thing? pam had no right to bring you cake. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't understand why you smashed the trophy though. that seems weird to me. what are you going to do. i'm going to get somebody to clean this up. keep it up. >> good cake. it tastes good. ♪

>> adelina, i only have about a thousand questions, but one i want to ask, why do you have handcuffs in your car? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? all right. thank you. >> jimmy: on the show tonight from wipeout, host jon henson is here we have music from griff rhys and we'll be right back with elle fanning from "super 8" so stick around. ♪ ♪ do...just two simple letters. but a million and one imperatives. do. is a challenge. the expectation of greatness. which is why we don't just make technology we make do machines.

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show. it is called "wipeout." it returns to the air next tuesday night. john henson is with us. and then with music from this new album titled "hotel shampoo," griff rhys from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by sarah ferguson, the duchess of york, and have music from ice cube. and later this week , gordon ramsey, author and inventor ray kurzweil, cedric the entertainer, and music from hanson, who are just as dreamy as ever. >> jimmy: like most kids her age, you're likely to find our first guest tonight at the mall this summer, but not hanging around the food court, in the movies. she is one of the stars of the number one movie in the country, it's called "super 8." please say hello to elle fanning. [ applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, congratulations on the big success of the movie.

you were really great in it. you did a great job in the movie. >> glad you liked it. >> jimmy: did you go to see it this weekend? >> i did. we had a screening for my family and my friends. >> jimmy: nice. >> on thursday, the day before it came out. >> jimmy: at a real movie theater. >> yes. they all got to see it. after they saw it, they knew the secret. they kept asking me what the movie was about, for a really long time, no one knew the title of the movie for a long time. >> jimmy: they were very secretive of the details. you had to be secretive when you knew. when did you know what was going on? >> it's funny, because i knew what the story was, but the thing in the movie, none of the kids, we didn't know what it was going to look like. we didn't know what it was. j.j. just decided to call it cooper. that was the name of the thing. was cooper. >> jimmy: cooper. sounding like a golden

retriever. >> that was the name. we were like what does cooper look like. he wouldn't tell us. >> jimmy: did he know what cooper looked like at that point. >> i have a feeling he did, but he didn't let us in on it. >> jimmy: he knew cooper was ugly and you had to be scared of him. >> whenever we would be doing the scenes, i would be looking at a piece of tape or a tennis ball. that's cooper. >> jimmy: that's acting for you. pretend a tennis ball is a monster. i hope i didn't ruin it for anybody. are you good at keeping secrets or are you a blabber? >> i'm pretty good. i didn't want to get in trouble or anything. so i definitely kept it good. all my friends, they had no idea. >> jimmy: your friends, you cannot trust your friends, especially your age. your friends, they -- gossip runs through their veins. you're not like that. >> no, i'm not. i'm good. >> jimmy: can you trust your family? can you tell them?

>> dakota saw the movie at the screening. >> jimmy: you don't trust her either? >> it was a total secret from her. >> jimmy: what grade are you in now? >> i'm going into eighth grade. >> jimmy: did you just graduate? >> last year i graduated to junior high, but my sister graduated from high school. she's done with school. >> jimmy: just your grade. is school over this year? >> yeah, it's over. it's summer. >> jimmy: it must have just finished in the last couple of weeks. >> it did. this is my first year of junior high, i had finals. >> jimmy: you did have finals. did you even care what your grades are, or you're like i'm in a big movie with j.j. abe rams and steven spielberg an i'm not going to study, because that's how i would look at it. >> no. i still had to keep up with everything and i have a teacher that goes with me on set. >> jimmy: annoying. >> i have to do all of the

homework, all of the tests, all of the finals, everything. when i go back to class, i'll know everything my classmates know. >> jimmy: really? i would definitely use that to get out of some of this stuff. say i'm too scared of cooper right now to study. >> i can't do my math. >> jimmy: you did. do you know what your grades are? >> not yet. i felt like i did a really good job this year. >> jimmy: do you get grounded if your grades are bad? do you get in trouble? >> i still have to keep up with my schoolwork. >> jimmy: or what happens? >> i don't know, because i've done pretty good. i haven't experienced it. >> jimmy: you don't know what. in the movie, you're driving and stuff. >> right. >> jimmy: were you really driving? >> no, it would have been illegal, so i couldn't, but it's funny the way they did it. it probably would have been easier if they just let me drive. because they actually -- >> jimmy: is that what you pitched to them? >> yeah. there was actually a lady that

was underneath me, so she was on the floorboard of the car, and she was the one who was steering it. they had a miniature steering wheel down there, and they had a miniature pedal that she would steer. >> jimmy: was she a miniature lady? >> she was my height. >> jimmy: a gremlin? >> here are my feet. there she was just laying there. >> jimmy: really? >> so i had to just pretend that i was driving, but -- >> jimmy: she would, without being able to see, be operating the accelerator and brake? >> right. she had a miniature monitor. she would be looking at the monitor. i had to turn in the scene, i had to turn left, so when she's looking, she sees the -- >> jimmy: she sees everything in

reverse. >> when she is turning left, she actually has to turn right. because it's opposite. >> jimmy: was she a stunt person? >> she was. she was like a pro. >> jimmy: that seems like the worst job ever. i'm going to put my feet on your head while you drive without seeing anything. wow! you did not drive. your sister, i think the last time you were here, was just about to get her driver's license. >> yes, she has her license now. >> jimmy: is she a good driver? >> well, i've only driven with her one time. i don't know if i would do it again. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> but yeah, she did pretty good, pretty good. it's funny, because she was -- i was in the back seat. my dad was in the front. she was driving. she would be looking back at me and talking at me. i'm like don't look at me, look at the road. >> jimmy: she didn't have a person on the road doing the driving for her, right?

>> no. >> jimmy: that seems like a weird thing. with all the success you've had at such a young age, it's hard for 99.9% of people to imagine. when i was 13 years old, i was wearing clothes that didn't fit and marching in the band and playing the clarinet. i was an absolute mess. i had no confidence. i had no miniature driver to sit at my feet. for you, you're a famous person. who have you met, a famous person you've been overwhelmed by meeting. >> me and my sister went to the met ball together. >> what is that? >> it's like a fashion institute ball that you go and it has all the fashion people there. >> i you thought the mets were involved. >> well, i know all of the models' names. i know all the fashion designers. >> jimmy: really. >> that was like the best.

my style icon, alexa chung was there. i got to meet her. i totally freaked out. also beyonce was there. i'm like, i have to meet her. i've been wanting to meet her forever. i walked up to her. i was like hi. my sister was standing next to me. i think my sister had to talk for me, because i was like hi, i was so star struck. >> jimmy: was she friendly to you? >> she was really, really nice. she said she liked my outfit. >> jimmy: she has to thank your style icon for that. we're going to take a quick break. elle fanning is here. "super 8" is in theaters now. we'll have more with elle when we come back. i was driving in northern california. my son was asleep. i really didn't see it coming. i didn't realize i was drifting into the other lane. [ kim ] i was literally falling asleep at the wheel.

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>> here we go. action. >> i don't like it. >> do you want me to go to michigan with you? >> it's beautiful this time of year. >> i don't have a choice. >> you do have a choice. i need to know this smts the last time i'm going to see you. i love you so much. >> i love you too. >> guys, watch out. what the hell are you -- >> jmy: that is "super 8." elle fanning is here. it's scary but in a fun way scary. you shot that in a small town. >> weirton, west virginia. >> jimmy: there were a lost kids in the cast.

you're the only girl in the cast. >> it's a very small town. the big local hangout was a super walmart. that was next to the hotel. so all of the cast, we would be like, we're going to walmart. that was like so exciting to go there. >> jimmy: what's the difference between walmart and super walmart? >> super walmart is huge. they have everything there. >> jimmy: did you buy stuff or go through the store? >> we ran through the store. >> jimmy: did any of you shoplift while you were there. holding up a super walmart in west virginia. did you know about j.j. abrams? did you watch "lost" or any of his television shows? >> at my school, we get to create clubs. you know like there's a chess club. the students get to make them up. there's a "lost" club that was

at my school this year. the whole time you watched "lost" and then you uncovered the secrets. >> jimmy: really? >> there's also like a pastry eating club. there's a really relaxed club, where you go and sleep. >> jimmy: really? i would have been the president of that club. so this is what your parents, this is money well spent for the private schooling. >> you get credit for it. >> jimmy: for the relaxing club. >> yes. i was filming "super 8" at the time. you would have been in the "lost" club. >> jimmy: any ridiculous club i would be in. when you're working with j.j. and steven spielberg, did you get a lot of time with them? >> steven would be on set and he would be there talking to j.j. i remember after we finished shooting, we all went out to eat with steven, but it was a

surprise. >> jimmy: where did you go in west virginia eatsing? >> it wasn't in west virginia, it was in l.a. it was in santa monica. >> jimmy: did he pay or did he make you is split the check? >> i don't know. it was a surprise he was coming. we were all sitting. we had bread and whatever. j.j. walked in and then we were all just sitting there and then steven walked in with his baseball cap and his leather jacket and everyone was like looking at him. >> jimmy: do you know to be excited that steven spielberg was there or do your parents tell you to be excited. you're so young you missed most of his stuff. >> we have all seen "e.t." and l that. >> jimmy: congratulations. this is a cool thing. this is a photo of -- tell us what this is here. >> that is me. >> jimmy: that's you.

>> i'm giving a thumbs up. that's me getting a mold, because in the movie i have to hang upside down. i hung upside down for a little bit of it. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real, other parts, it would be too dangerous because all the blood would drain to your head. they made a dummy. that's the dummy. that's not me. >> jimmy: this is not you? >> that's not me. >> jimmy: where is this now? because when you get your driver's license, you can drive in the diamond lane if you have this. my twin. you know. >> it's kind of creepy, huh? >> jimmy: see if you get ahold of that. that's pretty scary. congratulations. you did a great job. it's called "super 8" in theaters now. we'll be right back with john henson. [ applause ]

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8 on abc, please say hello to john henson. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. last time you were here, the power went out on our show. >> that's right. i owe you an apology. that was the first time on my show. i didn't realize guests kick in for electricity here. this is for this year and then next year. >> jimmy: this could cover you for three years. >> i can't do that online prepay. >> jimmy: thanks. i'm going to keep this. >> i actually thought about that. >> jimmy: there will be no show business here's your money back thing at the end of the show. i'm running out the back door as soon as the segment is over. congratulations. the last time you were here, you got married and had a baby. [ applause ] >> thank you. i've been a busy man. i got the swimmers, dude. >> jimmy: you got the swimmers. you had a boy? >> yes, we had a boy, jackson.

>> jimmy: after michael jackson. >> tito. >> jimmy: how he's doing. >> he's fantastic. we have live cell phones backstage because he's with a sitter. so we're waiting for the meltdown phone call. >> jimmy: you are not monitoring him on the baby cam. >> no, i don't have the forethought of here, let's look into the belly of a stuffed animal. >> jimmy: are you enjoying father hood. >> it's great, i've had six-hours of sleep since march. you learn to multi task. i'm asleep right now. deep in rem sleep right now. you got to do multiple things at the same time. >> jimmy: have people been giving you advice as far as how to be a father and how to do things? >> i think people like to do that generally. it was a little intimidating last summer when my wife and i told all of our friends. we were at a barbecue and i was

in a circle of guys with kids. they were giving me advice. i'm like what's father hood like. each guy goes around, it's the greatest thing that ever happened to you. it wilopen up a part of your heart you never knew existed. the truest form of love you'll experience. the guy at the end goes i don't know, man. >> jimmy: really? >> i go, i'm sorry, what? he goes don't get me wrong, i love my kid, but, if i knew then what i know now. and the most disturbing part, my dad. that was my father. >> jimmy: that is right here. >> literally, i'm standing right in front of you. >> jimmy: you brought in a video of your boy, true? >> you got to shoot, you know, like a milestone. the kid starts vocalizing, stuff like that. my kid, i don't know if it's because my wife and i are both

comedians. my kid has a bit of an attitude. he's three and a half months and he talks a little smack. >> jimmy: he talks already? >> yeah, well, you be the judge, but quite frankly, i was taken aback. >> jimmy: should we show this? let's take a look. >> yeah. >> i don't want you to drive. you know what? now you're just being argumentative. you know, i'm going to show you this when you're sober and you're going to be embarrassed. you should feel bad. >> jimmy: very cute. very cute. have you been training him for the wipeout course by throwing large balls at him and hitting him with nerf things.

>> we haven't spent a lot of money on baby proofing. >> jimmy: this wipeout is fascinating. i don't know why anybody would be on the show. >> i know. it's amazing. i'm just as surprised as you are. >> jimmy: it's very dangerous. >> exceedingly dangerous. >> jimmy: it seems like a show, in a world where there were no lawyers this was a show they would be on. >> it's as if somebody watched "running man" and thought we can do one better. >> jimmy: aryou involved in the evil plotting? >> i wish i could take credit. we hired a guy from abu ghraib. we lock him in a cent room and say come back with instruments of torture. >> jimmy: they think of things that inflates and jam things into them and they explode. >> that's pretty much the way it works. >> jimmy: have you started jamming things into people yet? >> i put one suggestion in for

the season. in a word, crocodile. >> jimmy: i like it. i like that. >> every year, they manage to up the ante. it's pretty amazing. >> jimmy: eventually, it's going to result in something horrible. >> but until then. >> jimmy: even today, people knew you were coming to the show on the staff, i would like to be on the show. >> that's what i don't get. everybody wants to do the show. i feel like saying have you watched the show? i mean, i have a facebook account, i get e-mails. there's a guy in hungary who writes me constantly who wants to do the show. i brought a letter. you have to hear this. i'm not making this up. he's from hungary. he's using what i assume to be the world's crappiest translator app. i'm not making up a single word of this. this is all 100% authentic.

this guy's name is tybor. >> jimmy: good start. >> kind john respected deeply. allow it that shortly introduce itself. my name is tybor and i have a cherished dream, namely it getting into the life of a certain program that t vernacular on a total wipeout that a name mentioned. what condition is it that i try brute hungarian? you will not die, smily face. i wait for your earliest reply. soiled dear john. friendly greetings of the planet earth is a very distant second point is also wonderful. i hope to see you in 2011 years.

and he signs it hi, tyborg. >> jimmy: you got to get him on the show. you got to fly him out. >> jimmy, you know, being in television, i read that and think to myself, 2011 years, good god, if this show could run half that long. bergeron money. >> jimmy: john henson, everybody. "wipeout, a special sneak peek on tues, june 21 and the premiere on thurs, june 23 both at 8 pm on abc. when we come back music from gruff rhys. joey says to the guy -- [ sizzling ]

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>> jimmy: this is his latest album, it is called "hotel shampoo." here with the song "sensations in the dark," gruff rhys. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ once upon a time i took to melody and drank it every night ♪ ♪ a dedicated pacifist no fistfights no antagonistic knocking out lights ♪ ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark

♪ ♪ a century of shadows lifted upwards and discarded to thin air ♪ ♪ now i could speak my mind to others mothers without blushing up to my curly hair ♪ ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ and with a bright air of madness and flair you introduced me to great new ideas ♪ ♪ so you did so you did that's right ♪

♪ well little little by little we were pulled apart ♪ well coloure to play ♪ colour colour coded ♪ ♪ i was designated emigrated out of your way ♪ ♪ though we were pulled apart the memories outlast adventures in the past sensations in the dark ♪ ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ sensations in the dark ♪ [ applause ]