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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sarah ferguson. the duchess of york. from "super 8," ryan lee. and music from ice cube. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, if i'm not mistaken, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i'm a little bit under the weather tonight. you know how you get a cold, the

first thing you do is find someone to blame it on, decide who gave it to you, though you have no way of really knowing that for sure, and then you hate them quietly? well, i think i got this cold from someone in our studio audience. i probably shook somebody's hand last week. so, tonight, i'm going to give it back to our studio audience. how should we do this? do you want to be licked, or -- i think i'll work up a huge sneeze to spray as many of you as possible and then maybe you will learn not to make my sick anymore. sometimes i have to get tough. i'll do that later. i want to wish everyone a happy flag day. today was flag day. flag day is -- i think flag day is the only holiday where we don't get drunk to celebrate. flag day, of course, commemorates the adoption of the flag by the united states by angelina jolie in 1777. actually the flag was adopted by the second continental congress. for those of you who didn't pay attention in history class.

it was made up of a selection of muffins, pastries and cereals. it's a weird holiday that nobody really celebrates. i say, go big or go home. give us a day off of work. do something or give off my calendar, flag day! [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry, i didn't mean to turn on flag day. one good thing is, it means summer is here. and with it, so are the crowds of tourists on hollywood boulevard. we get many visitors. thousands pass our building every day. about two-thirds are americans. the other third are people from other countries. tonight, we're going to try to figure out who is who. because, tonight, it's time to play "foreigner or not." [ cheers and applause ] very simple game. and you can play along at home. that's my cousin sal. he's going to pull a random tourist off the street. and our job is to figure out whether that person is a foreigner or not. without hearing them speak. that would give it away too

easily. sal, can we meet our first pedestrian, please? >> that's what i'm here for. come on in. all right. now, this guy -- >> jimmy: hmm. interesting. hello. you can nod yes or no if i speak to you. you got those glasses, which, i -- let's see the shoes. those are usually a good indicator. ah, yes. i'm going to say foreigner. >> all right. show him. >> jimmy: got -- >> that's the american flag. >> jimmy: not a foreigner. where are you from? >> reno. >> jimmy: reno? they kick you out because you dress like that? >> exactly. >> jimmy: all right, well, welcome. thank you for participating, and you get a nice american apple p pie. [ applause ] should we do another one? i hate to start off with a loss. all right. well, hello there. oh. i'm going to guess foreigner.

foreigner? how about that? i'm a real columbo. all right. sal, you have a talk with the gang there and explain the rules and we'll come back to you in a little bit. all right. [ applause ] i guess they could be tricky if they want -- we'll see. last night in new hampshire, cnn hosted the first major republican debate of the new presidential season. seven candidates got together to agree on most everything. mostly about how much they like dislike the government they would like to run. think about if you did that during a job interview. i think my resume speaks for itself, i have a great deal of experience and i would love the opportunity to run this terrible company. [ laughter ] . mitt romney is the front-runner at this point. mostly because he looks like the guy they would cast as the president in a disaster movie where an asteroid was headed to the earth. it looks like they picked him out of the men's warehouse catalog. cnn set up a town hall meeting where citizens got to ask the

questions. the question most commonly asked was, who are you? it was like the first round of "american idol," most of these people -- even the moderator had trouble telling the candidates apart. >> health care costs are spiraling out of control. now, you've all criticized president obama's health care plan. but what would you do to lower costs? you in the blue tie. >> i'm tim pawlenty -- >> no, the other blue tie guy. >> i'm mitt romney. >> no, the guy next to the crazy eyed lady. >> michele bachmann. >> whatever. the guy standing next to you. >> i'm newt gingrich. >> no, in the blue tie. on the other side of the lady. >> i'm rick santorum. >> good for you. just answer the question. i think what herman said. >> herman? who is herman? >> i'm herman cain. i am not a politician. >> [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: that's why i usually just vote for the cute one.

typically in a debate the candidates will go after each other but that didn't really happen last night. most of the negativity was directed at president obama. i guess that's the key for the republican candidate. whoever is maddest at obama win. his name came up a lot last night. >> obama care. >> obama care. >> obama care. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama care. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> obama. >> 0 bobama. >> deep dish. >> jimmy: he was focused on pizza, i guess. speaking of presidential candidates, i'd like to wish a happy birthday to donald trump. he turned 65 years old today,

allegedly. [ applause ] we still haven't seen the birth certificate, we don't know for sure. a birthday is an interesting thing for donald, because he has all the money in the world but he still doesn't have the one thing he wants most of all, which is more money. [ laughter ] right? more seminude pictures of congressman anthony weiner seem to be popping up every day. he's the tiger woods of not having sex with anybody. weiner hasn't announced if he will resign or not yet. he told a fellow new york congressman he's waiting to make his decision until he can speak to his wife in person. she's in africa on official business with hillary clinton right now. wait until your wife gets back from a long trip with hillary clinton to make the decision. probably when he head will be the clearest. you know who is probably happy about this weiner story? charlie sheen. i haven't thought about him once during all of this. but charlie's back in the news. there are reports that he's in negotiations to star in a new sitcom on one of the big

broadcast networks. we really have a short memory span don't we? the show is going to be called "two and a half episodes." abc, nbc and cbs have denied they are talking to sheen. so, that leaves only fox, which, really? you want charlie sheen and steven tyler on your network? that's 300 sexual harassment claims at the christmas party alone. meanwhile -- [ applause ] tonight on broadway, the long-awaits official opening of the musical "spider-man: turn off the dark." there was no survivors. this is the sixth time the show has opened. it's been delayed because of bad reviews and physical injuries. bono and the edge are warning audiences that the show still isn't 100% complete, which is great news for the guy hooked up to the harness flying around the theater. and by the way, production began on this in 2002. how is it not complete.

how could a musical like this take longer to finish than the great wall of china did? tonight, pbs premiered a new documentary that chronicles the birth of the world's most press post trous musical, and we have a clip. >> in the fall of '02, broadway producers called a meeting with members of u2 with the hope of creating the most spectacular musical in broadway history. 10 years, $70 million and 154 deaths later, "spider-man: turn off the dark" opened to grave reviews. as the weeks of preview stretched to months and years, rations began to dwindle. and casualties began to mount. cast member bradley morrison sent a letter to his wife -- >> dearest emily. oww! oh, [ bleep ]! i just impaled myself on this lighting pole. why god, why? ttyl. bradley.

>> and the performers weren't the only ones to suffer. >> billy elliott was sold out, we said, what the hell? spider-man swung down and his foot struck me right in the eye. bono called the next day to apologize and gave me these. >> when we return, distraught director julie tamor tries to hang herself, but the web snaps. >> jimmy: so, that's -- a pbs documentary about "spider-man: turn off the dark." [ applause ] let's play another round of "foreigner or not." >> don't say anything. don't say anything. >> jimmy: he knows not to speak, right? >> he's not going to say anything. smile. don't say a thing. >> jimmy: all right. so, let me have a look at him. he could be -- he could easily be an american. looking at him. i don't think he is an american. there's something about him that

seems -- a little -- off. i'm looking at his tattoo, trying to read that tattoo on his arm. oh, you covered up the tattoo. all right, so he speaks english, we know that. i'm going to say foreigner. >> did you say something? he said something, didn't he? >> jimmy: let's see the flag. >> he's a foreigner. >> jimmy: he is! [ applause ] where are you from? >> i'm from russia. >> jimmy: russia? wow. here on vacation? >> i'm studying here in orange county. >> jimmy: what are you studying? >> business administration. >> jimmy: when you go back, what will happen? >> i don't know. find a good job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, in the meantime, you can have a good pie. we have one for you right there. apple pie. >> you sound so funny. >> jimmy: i know, you're right cousin sal. thank you. russian. here's some big news about a little foreigner. we have a news world shortest

man. h he's 18 years old. he's from the philippines and stands just 23 inches tall. he's almost eight inches shorter than snooki, if she were ever standing. i think i decided what i want for father's day. that's an 18-year-old person. people who know him say he's the size of the toddler and has a baby's demeanor. did anyone consider, maybe he is a baby? and this might be the best picture i've ever seen. this was in "the new york post" over the weekend. cuddling a beer. how much fun would it be to find that in a happy meal, right? [ laughter ] hey there's some potentially bad news for facebook. a site that tracks it says facebook lost almost 6 million users in the united states alone last month. apparently what happened was, 6 million people suddenly looked up, said, what the hell am i doing with my life? a digital media expert says --

[ applause ] right. and yet you'll be right back on. probably on right now. supposedly the problem is that facebook isn't cool anymore. which, how could something that your mom uses to send status updates on her miniature collie not be cool? have you seen planking? people lay down like a piece of wood in strange places and take a picture of it and postit online. fox 11 news caught up with a couple of locals to find out what it's all about. >> the planking phase has hit. friends doing it at some of l.a.'s most famous landmarks. so, you don't get fined or anything when it comes down to going on these locations? >> we can, but we haven't yet. >> jimmy: that's real. and they say america's young people have no ambition. and like anything that's popular, planking has given

birth to spin-offs and the newest one was invented by uncle frank, which is called uncle planking. here he is at the hollywood sign. in the middle of the street. and then on hollywood boulevard. where the stars are. there's randy's donuts. popular landmark here in los angeles. here he is in las vegas on a table of some kind. not sure -- oh, there he is in chicago at the old oprah show. [ applause ] there he is on the statue of liberty. fits just between. oh, africa. that was a trip of a lifetime. oh, here he is on an arch of some kind. and, oh, and the oval office. i didn't know about that. oh, buckingham palace. and that's it.

[ applause ] hey that is -- that's pretty amazing, uncle frank. uncle frank? >> yeah, jim? >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, jim. >> jimmy: planking or dead? >> excuse me? >> jimmy: planking or dead? >> planking. >> jimmy: okay, very good. let's check with cousin sal right quick. okay, here we go. we got another pedestrian. now, we are 2 for 3 so far. again, we're playing "foreigner or not," where i try to determine if this is a foreigner or not. well, looks american. might try to put another foreigner in there. you got that fishing lure attached to your hair. could be -- she speaks english. we know that. okay. huh. i'm going to say -- i'm going to say foreigner. i believe you are a foreigner. >> show him.

that is wrong. >> jimmy: oh, you're an american. >> american flag. >> jimmy: all right. where are you from? >> santa barbara. >> jimmy: you are sure that's part of america? >> i think it is. >> very spanish sounding name to me. say good-bye. >> jimmy: thankthanks. we have a great show for you tonight. from "super 8" ryan lee is here. we have music from ice cube and we'll be right back with a foreigner, sarah ferguson, the duchess of york. so stick around. my recipe for french toast? take toast... spread with i can't believe it's not butter... add jacques. he's french. oui! oui like! [ male announcer ] four out of five agree it tastes as good as fresh butter with 70% less saturated fat than butter. [ kim ] you can have it all.

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you can see him now as the little pyromaniac in "super 8." ryan lee is here. and then with music from this, his latest album called "i am the west," ice cube from the bud light outdoor stage. i call him cube. we're very tight. tomorrow night we'll be joined by chef gordon ramsey, michael mallie from "glee" and music from hanson. and then on thursday cedric the entertainer and author/inventor ray kurzweil. so join us then, too. besides our first guest, i think the closest we've come to royalty on this show has been don king or larry king. she's an author and fundraiser, and now part of oprah's royal family. her series "finding sarah" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on the own network. please welcome sarah ferguson, duchess of york. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i have a cold, so i didn't want to -- >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: i feel like i've done something terrible by fist bumping a duduchess. >> who would have taken the show if i were ill. >> jimmy: they would run a rerun. what do you mean -- >> the show -- >> jimmy: it would have been canceled. but the show must go on. why, i have no idea. >> that's what my dad always said. >> jimmy: really? >> my dad said throughout the last year, he said, well, i could hear him saying to me, the show must go on. >> jimmy: it's a dumb thing. no one cares if the show really goes on -- >> i think you're quite funny. >> jimmy: well, they would live. >> many friends of yours would have said, we know jimmy, we love him. >> jimmy: are you talking about oprah when you say that? >> well, in fact, dr. phil. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. he's been counselling you on your show. >> dr. phil is hugely wonderful.

a great giant of a man. really helpful to me. >> jimmy: does he scare you at all when he talks to you? >> when he starts at the very beginning, he goes, sarah, you need to get onto the middle of the playground, play the game. [ laughter ] and then he says, so, why do you think you deserve to sit in this chair, and i go, i don't, i shouldn't be here. that's how it starts. >> jimmy: and you go from there. you think it has a positive effect on you or is it just -- >> it's great. amazing. fantastic. he's such a wonderful man. in fact, it's what i needed because he needed to get me to realize that was an addict to people pleasing. >> jimmy: is that right? and now you feel like you don't have to please them as much? >> i have still got it but i just got to be aware of it, you know? it's a big, big issue that i mind so much about what people think about me and, you know, and so then you go and sabotage and really destroy it.

and then it goes into a vicious circle. which is why we did "finding sarah." >> jimmy: the microscope is on you. well, you didn't start out a royal. you were a regular kid when you started out, right? you came to the united states as a teenager to work and -- >> that's so funny. my dad said to me, you know, you need to go to america with no money and earn yourself -- >> jimmy: how did you do it? >> jimmy. you know how i did it? >> jimmy: no. >> i had to -- i went to -- i had to get up at 4:00 in the morning and clean the urinals for the undergraduates. i can clean a -- >> jimmy: you had to clean -- >> urinals. >> jimmy: oh, urinals. you were in the -- you had to go into the boy's bathroom to clean? >> yeah, and after that, at about 10:00, i had to then go --

i would support disabled children up and down the slope. and then at 4:00 until about midnight i cooked strudel estru. no, i didn't cook. i took them out of the deep freeze and put them in the oven. and then i ate them. weight watchers. >> jimmy: that was way before that stuff. >> but it was good. i maidde $600. i got a bus ticket around america. >> jimmy: that's the best part of america. >> it is. it is great. and then i got to -- i was so excited because i got all the way on my bus ticket, which was great, and i got to florida, to palm beach to play, you know, to watch all the polo players, it was going to be very fantastic and i got on the tennis court and i was watching all the very good looking boys playing men's doubles. i was so engrossed in that that i stood on a tennis ball and broke my ankle. all the boys came over and picked me up and -- >> jimmy: they did? >> yeah.

i went to vegas and went and listened to frank sinatra. i loved him. old blue eyes -- >> jimmy: you just went -- >> you bought a ticket. did you meet frank and tell him the story? >> well, actually, that's really good, jimmy, because, cut to later, i married the really great looking prince, you saw that wedding -- >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> and then he took -- >> jimmy: i cried my eyes out during that wedding. it's true. dr. phil helped me through it. >> you weren't born. i went to -- i was really excited because i sat next to frank sinatra at a princess. and there was prince andrew, frank sinatra, me. i went, oh, so excited to meet you. i came to see you in cesar's palace, right, and he went, okay, great, sure, you did, you

know. i said, yeah. and he said, let me sign your plate. he signed his plate. and i was like, it's a real treasure to me. i took it back to buckingham palace, put it up on the mantlepiece and some lovely lady thinking i had been doodling, came in one day, went, look at that, she's been writing all over the plate, cleaned the plate. >> jimmy: really? >> i came back, i went -- couldn't do anything about it. just lovely white sort of plate. >> jimmy: you can't find good help now days. so difficult. where do you live now? >> well, you know, andrew's very kind and we are great coparents together, and he gives me a guest room in his house, when i'm in england. >> jimmy: that's unusual that you guys would live together still in that way -- >> well, andrew always says we're divorced to each other, not from. >> jimmy: does that make dating difficult?

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with sarah ferguson. ryan lee and ice cube still to come. now, you got involved in a sting operation last year? >> yeah, pretty grim, actually. i was set up by the news of the world. and when he actually came, said he wanted to invest in my company and my charity work, his leg kept twitching and eyes kept going that way. i said, why are you so nervous? and i thought have followed my instinct that he was a journalist setting me up. i just overrode it. >> jimmy: and then oprah rides in on her beautiful white horse and she -- how do you know oprah? like, how -- from being on the show? >> when, you know, i always say, or w i was at such a low point. i rang up the people that run the oprah show. i said, i have to talk to her. she sort of said, look, i'm here

to help you. and we became friends and then oprah, what an extraordinary opportunity that oprah said, you know, look, go see dr. phil, go see suze orman, all these people, please. and see if you can find sarah. >> jimmy: and that's the basis for the show. >> yes, yes. but she didn't want to do it because she said, look, you're my friend. i don't wish for you to do this show, i think it's very brave and i'm not sure you want to do it. and i thought, you know, i've, like, humiliated myself so publicly it's now time to find the answers and get some teaming. >> jimmy: and oprah healed you? >> oprah did the most incredible thing. she saw my heart and soul and said, it's okay. and when other doors close, he said, my door is open. and that was so great. and then not only did oprah do that, but dr. phil did it. and such a friend. and then suze and martha beck -- >> jimmy: and what about nate

berkus. >> who is that? >> jimmy: you don't know nate? >> no. >> jimmy: he's oprah's designer. >> oh, nate. yes, yes, oh, yes. >> jimmy: oh, she's going to be furious. we're lucky we didn't get hit by lightning. >> i just lost my job. >> there was a very, very good looking man that oprah was interviewing the other day. he's good looking. not that i -- >> jimmy: okay, so, do you feel like -- is the show going to continue after this or have you settled everything? >> well, the good news is, i've come a long way. and i feel very excited. my -- andrew and the girls say, when you get in a problem, sarah, just remember the family stingray gun. and i've got a beautiful family. wonderful andrew, great girls and i'm very lucky to have that. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> in other words, in you feel that you're going to lose it or get sad or feel you're alone, you're not, because you've got

family there. so, fromdistance, from england, rooer here fwe're here. >> jimmy: and you have oprah. which is like having jesus herself. or himself. [ applause ] like jesus' sister, kind of like that. >> the thing is that i have so much respect for such a great lady and what she's done for 25 years for so many people. fantastic. like you, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, you know, i am oprahesque. people do say that. this is the book. same title at the television show. "finding sarah." sarah ferguson, everything. "finding sarah" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on the own network. we'll be right back with ryan lee from "super 8."

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>> jimmy: well, hello there, we're back. ice cube still to come. five years ago, our next guest's mother signed him up for acting camp because she didn't want him sitting around the house all summer watching tv. now he's in the number one movie in the country, it's called "super 8." please say hello to the kid with all the firecrackers, ryan lee. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tell me how oprah has changed your life? >> she's always been a big influence on my life. in every single way possible. >> jimmy: you have braces in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't have them anymore. >> not right now. i mean -- they were fake for the movie, but a lot of people have been fooled by them. kind of funny. my teeth are changing throughout

the whole time. so a lot of the time i was like, guys, you have to -- and they would fly across the set. >> jimmy: they were fake? >> yeah, you could take them in and out. i was going to bring them tonight but they were chipped home. i was going to take them out and act like they were real and move them with my tongue and freak you guys out. sorry that didn't happen. >> jimmy: how long have you been acting now? >> 6 years. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you started out doing commercials? >> i started out just at camp. my mom had always been told that i should be an actor, comedian. because i would go up to random people and make them laugh and so, i mean, i -- she gave me a list of camps. we didn't know it was going to be acting. >> jimmy: your mother wanted you out of the house. >> i didn't want to be sitting around, either. >> jimmy: so, you get a part in this movie. it's a big secret. you didn't know what the idea of the movie was when you first got it, right? >> it was called "darling" at

first. in the auditions process, we had no idea this movie was going to be "super 8." >> jimmy: what was the plot? >> it was a mystery. >> jimmy: did they give you anything to read when you additioned? >> it was more like stuff, just, like, to see how we could get our personalities out. >> jimmy: okay, not even a script? >> it was just sides. >> jimmy: i got you. sides are little pieces of the script. and you gt along well with the other kids? >> of course. 14-year-old boys. how could we not? >> jimmy: you never know. who is the troublemaker on the set? >> most likely me. >> jimmy: i was going to guess that. >> it would be me or riley. we did a lot of -- >> jimmy: what kind of pranks did you pull? >> oh, well, i mean, the best one, up to this date is the -- whenever, riley and i were going to singapore on a plane -- >> jimmy: to singapore? weekend trip on the set? >> going to visit some friends.

>> jimmy: meet some chicks? >> yeah. we were promoting "super 8." we were on the plane. they decided to wake me up with shaving cream, but kyle was taking pictures and i was all confused. but then -- >> jimmy: put it on your face? >> no, he didn't do the hand and nose thing. he directly applied it to my face. >> jimmy: you know, kids today, they have no patience. it's more fun if you put it on the hand, tickle the face. >> the pilot god mad at us. you could play "are you a foreigner" with this guy. you had no idea he was australian until he told us to stop mucking around. and we were like, foreigner! >> jimmy: he must have loved that. the pilot came out of the cabin to tell at you? >> he just said, if you guys want to go muck around, you can go to the back of the plane. >>. >> jimmy: really?

>> i don't know. we stopped after that. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> australian. >> jimmy: you don't want to be arrested, especially not as a teenager. have you seen j.j. abrams other movies and television shows? >> i know you're a big fan of "lost." >> jimmy: i am. >> i just started the first season. i just found out that -- you know that note sawyer wrote to himself -- >> jimmy: when he was a kid. >> i just figured out that he turned into, like, that person, basically. >> jimmy: there's so much ahead of you. >> i know. i want to see what that polar bear was. >> jimmy: forget about that. that's not -- >> okay. >> jimmy: that's never going to be explained. so much i could tell you but i don't want to ruin it for you. just forget about the polar bear. >> don't do it. >> jimmy: that's exciting that you have that ahead of you. i wish i could go through that whole thing. are you working on another movie? >> yeah, i worked on a movie with samuel l. jackson and luke

wilson. so, that was called "meeting evil." and that's -- that movie i only had two scenes but i mean, to get to do it with those -- >> jimmy: is it horror? >> definitely not a kids movie. in my scenes i'm walking up to samuel jackson -- i held a gun that's as big as me. i'm not too tall of a kid. but it was as big as me. i hold a shotgun to his forehead and i tell him to back the -- up. the -- up. >> jimmy: you hold a shotgun to samuel l. jackson's head and tell him to back the f up? >> i got to defend my house. >> jimmy: something i never did when i was 14, i'll tell you that. >> if you want to see what happens to me, go see it. don't hold a gun to his head. not a good idea.

>> jimmy: you did a great job in "super 8." best of luck to you. ryan lee, everybody. "super 8" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with ice cube.

>> jimmy: this is his latest album, it's called "i am the west." here with the song, "i rep the west," ice cube. ♪ ♪ doin' my own thang and if you got a problem with that then the nina go bang bang bang ♪ ♪ and i'll be everywhere on the map ♪ ♪ but i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ don't you know that i rep that why you gotta let that boy in the building ♪ ♪ don't you know that he about to kill 'em don't you know that he about to hurt y'all ♪ ♪ feelings can't find ren might as well play the villain ♪ ♪ i'mma get 'em why 'cos i can't baby sit 'em i'mma whip 'em treat 'em like bad bad ♪ ♪ children is it evil y'all better call them people how i get down ♪ ♪ just ain't legal ♪ money long sort'a

like louis vitton i run this thing right here call me marathon ♪ ♪ i blow like a cherry bomb you a small donation trick i'm a telethon ♪ ♪ west coast mill-i-on what is he really on is it that stuff that go silly on ♪ ♪ hell no the pyroclastic flow is evident and y'all know what ♪ ♪ i represent ♪ doin' my own thang and if you got a problem with that then the nina go bang bang bang ♪ ♪ and i'll be everywhere on the map ♪ ♪ but i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ west i rep that dub i rep that "s" westside loch ness ♪ ♪ matter fact i'm a mess los angeles so scandalous ♪ ♪ south central home of so much of potential but if you go there the warfare is mental ♪ ♪ bring your wheel chair you're probably gonna need it leave this a paraplegic ♪ ♪ people 'round the world

that think they wanna bang don't get ya' caught up like lil wayne ♪ ♪ i'm too west coast for the west coast too fresnos to cerritos ♪ ♪ too soul food and burritos ♪ ♪ i'm down with angelinos i go downtown and give a bum a c-note ♪ ♪ this my town i run it you walk it you just now learning the game i taught it ♪ ♪ doin' my own thang and if you got a problem with that then the nina go bang bang bang ♪ ♪ and i'll be everywhere on the map ♪ ♪ but i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ and if you got a problem with this then go bang bang bang ♪ ♪ and i'll be everywhere on the map ♪ ♪ but i rep that west i rep that west

i rep that west i rep that west ♪ ♪ i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west i rep that west ♪ everybody say yeah. say hell yeah. say yeah. say hell yeah. ice cube, "jimmy kimmel live," baby. it's going down. >> jimmy: i want to thank sarah ferguson. i want to thank ryan lee. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. oh, hey. how you doing? >> i got something for you. >> jimmy: what is this? >> yo, this is -- we collaborated with rare ink to do memorabilia for artists all over the world. this is the first one. we want to give it to you. >> jimmy: thank you. this is going to look lovely in my moment. thank you. and whose hand print is that? >> mine. we got some of these with a lot of authentic hand prints, signatures. it's a good thing. rare ink.com, check it out. >> jimmy: this is the cd. "i am the