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father's day is on sunday. i got my dad the same thing i get him every year. a gift certificate to black angus and a mouse pad made out of popsicle sticks. one guy who, by the way, does not have a fun father's day plan for this weekend is new york congressman anthony weiner. he -- weiner's wife, who is pregnant, got home today from a trip to africa with hillary clinton, while he stayed home, clearing his web browsing history. you know, because his wife has been away, the congressman hasn't seen her in person since this tweeting scandal broke. so i think it's safe to assume she didn't buy him any duty free kahula from the airport. news cameras were positioned outside the weiner home today when she arrived. there's her car pulling up. as you can see here in a second here, she brought two warriors back with her to, you know, just to chat and --

[ laughter ] talk about things. what do you think the first thing they said to each other was? hi, honey, how was your trip? oh, saw your penis on cnn. in the least surprising twist in this saga thus far, gloria allred is now involved in this one. it isn't like gloria to try to profit by inserting herself into a media frenzy, but this time, she's making an exception. she's representing a woman named ginger lee, who is a former porn star, current stripper, who claims congressman weiner sent her inappropriate messages online. what part of being a porn star got text messages from anthony weiner requires a lawyer? i don't know. but allred said ginger wanted to hold a press conference today so she could clear up rumors about her and resume her career as a feature dancer. in other words, can we please get past this so i can get maked for money again? thank you. but after congressman weiner accidentally tweeted that picture of his crotch, he

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she's a vegan actress and her father is a french choreographer. let's assume it's going to be presumptuous. childbirth is one of the most magical things a human being can experience in his or her life. it's a beautiful moment to stare into someone's eyes knowing together you created a human life. unless, of course, you're a teenager, who knocked up his girlfriend and the delivery is being broadcast on mtv. this is from the show "16 and pregnant" last night. and keep an eye on the father's face. >> take a breath. you can do it. deep breath. >> wow. >> push right through it. her head's almost out. atta girl. you got it, honey. >> jimmy: should not have gotten high for this. [ applause ] they named the kid whoa.

some sad news from the playboy mansion yesterday. the wedding, scheduled for this weekend, between 85-year-old hugh hefner and his 25-year-old fiance has been called off. i guess hef didn't want to be tied down with one woman for the rest of his weeks. apparently she called it off. hefner tweeted that, he said she had a change of heart after he had a change of diapers and now they are no longer together. his playmate to be was a woman named crystal harris. you're not going to believe this. she's a singer and her first single came out yesterday, on the very day she called off the wedding. what an amazing coincidence. but regardless, my condolences to hef. he's 85. if he wants to have kids, he better get on the stick. one wedding not called off is the wedding between kim kardashian and kris humphreys. their wedding registry, their gift list, leaked online yesterday.

because kim and kris are millionaires they have asked that instead of gifts, the guests donate to local charities. just getting. they want a $1,600 silver-plated coffee pot. they really do. they registered at a jewelry and housewears store in beverly hills that sells expensive items. they asked for $3,000 worth of champagne flutes and more than $38,000 worth of dinner plates. so -- in your face, poor people! [ laughter ] but -- with that said -- [ applause ] only the best for the tenth man on the new jersey nets. kim's wedding might single handedly pull us out of this recession. not everything is ridiculous, though. there is a napkin that costs $12.50 that you can buy her. can you imagine a $12 napkin. don't wipe your mouth on it. it cost $12! if you want to get them a gift, they are registered at big butt

and beyond. it's all right there. this is pretty good. this is -- from australia's version of "the today show." that interviewed the dalai lama, and i guess the anchor wanted to lighten the mood with a joke but forget that a key element to any successful joke is making sure the person you're telling it to has some understanding of what the hell you're talking about. >> the dalai lama walks into a pe pizza shop -- >> pizza shop. >> yeah. and says, can you make me one with everything? >> yes. >> do you know what i mean? can you make me one with everything? >> oh. >> i knew that wouldn't work. >> jimmy: do the one about the

two rabbis in the bar. lamas are known for their endurance in the mountains, not their senses of humor. and big news from dc comics. dc comics is relaunching the superman comic in september and when they do, the man of steel will have an all-new look. this is the new superman costume on the right. he still has the blue suit and the red cape but his belt is changing from yellow to red and his underpants are now under his pants. between superman and anthony weiner, that look is popular. and he's also wearing uggs instead of regular boots. it's a little disturbing. these heroes, you grow up with them, they suddenly change. it's weird. we don't update santa every ten years. he's santa. he looks how he looks. i feel like superman should be the same way. but i'm not an expert, so, we went out on hollywood boulevard today to speak to some people

who are experts on that subject. and here now is what the characters of hollywood boulevard who live outside our building had to say about superman's new look. >> um -- i don't like the fact that they have given him a red belt and taken out his shorts and i don't like that they changed the boots. >> other super heroes probably like it better. he's been around for, like, 50 years, and underwear is probably, like, stinky and, just not good for super fighting against centimeters. >> pants are very important to me, it's part of my name. and i take it very seriously. it's profane. >> at least show the right thing, i mean, come on, he's superman for crying out loud. he looks like a ken doll. >> american way and my balls. >> jimmy: i don't -- i don't know. not the real spider-man, kids.

it's a fake. we have a good show for you tonight. from "glee," mike o'malley is here. we have music tonight from hanson. and we'll be right back with chef gordon ramsay, so stick around.

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you know, a lot of times these boy bands morph into monsters. not the hansons. they're as adorable as ever. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by cedric the entertain er. and inventor ray kurzweil, this guy -- is very interesting. he talks a lot about the day, which according to him, is not very far off, when humans and computers become one, the singularity. kind of like the terminator, but real. his name is ray kurzweil and we'll also have music from a band called breathe carolina. so join us tomorrow night for that. our first guest tonight is the most cantankerous man ever to wield a whisk. he's an award-winning chef and restaurateur, the second season of "masterchef" airs mondays and tuesdays on fox, please say hello to gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm very well, thank you. good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you, too. i'm a little bit worried about you. you seem very calm on this new

show. is everything okay? >> jim, honestly, the food is delicious. >> jimmy: and that's why? >> and no pepto bismol in sight anywhere, so -- >> jimmy: that's nice. you're not on medication we should know about? >> no. >> jimmy: dr. phil didn't get ahold of you? >> seriously the level of amateur cooks in this country is extraordinary. so, i'm a little bit more relaxed. i have two fellow judges. i have to say -- you guys can cook at home. good job. really good job. >> jimmy: you feel like you have less of an expectation of these people because they're amateurs, you are not as hard on them because of that? >> from all walks of life, from surgeons, they have a day job and this is one lady who actually thinks that cooking is a way of relaxing and sort of becoming less stressful. >> jimmy: is that right? what an insane thought. >> so, i -- i have to be honest the food is actually, this year, season two, really surprised us. >> jimmy: it's a great idea for

the show. everybody who cooks thinks they are good and thinks they can cook and everybody thinks their mom is a really good cook and sure, you get to kind of judge whether they are a good cook or not. >> yeah. >> jimmy: potentially destroy them. >> honestly be amazed how they grow in confidence. and i think the climate has changed. they haven't got as much money to spend so they're spending more time in the kitchen which has been really interesting. >> jimmy: i always find that it is much more expensive to cook myself than to go to a restaurant. like, i go to the farmer's market and somehow this lasagna cost $8,000. is that -- you find that that's the case? >> are you drinking a glass of wine as you cook, as well? >> jimmy: maybe, yeah. that's a little cheaper, if you buy it at home. but your mom, speaking of moms, is going to be on the show. >> yeah. in fact, all the judges moms are appearing, which is a nightmare, when your mom is there. >> jimmy: is it? >> you feel like -- >> jimmy: did you learn the yelling from her?

>> she's scottish and she certainly knows how to curse. but mom's an amazing cook. >> jimmy: she is? >> and she used to work in a restaura restaurant. anything that wasn't sold in the restaurant, she brought home from, sort of stews, salads, you name it. >> jimmy: and she would do the cooking for you at home after she cooked all day for people. and that's what inspired you to become a she yourself? >> she's an amazing -- >> jimmy: she must be proud of you. >> but it's a pain when she comes to the restaurant. >> jimmy: why? >> well, of course, lamb, it tastes delicious when it's pink, she wants it well done. >> jimmy: my parents do that, too. it makes me crazy. >> horrible. sort of eefting gandhi's flip-flop. it can be anything. it can be pork, beef, lamb. >> jimmy: they want it overcooked. they want it well done and then when i say no, no, this is a good piece of meat, this is not the garbage you bought when we

were growing up this is very good, you must eat it, you have to try it. they pretend they like it like that, but they don't. they want it ruined. >> you say, mom, let me give you meat with juice in there. let me show you something that is tender. i said, if you serve me anything with blood in it, i'll slap you. >> jimmy: you don't want to get slapped by mom. how about your kids? how is the family? >> very well, thank you. we've got megan, she just turned 13. >> jimmy: your daughter just turned 1 3. >> [ bleep ] myself. >> jimmy: not as much as any boy that comes to date her. >> good [ bleep ] luck. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how do you handle that? >> you know what, i said, what would you like? she said, i would love an iphone. why? all my friends got one. so, we got her one. literally two days ago, i'm on the phone to her, cheque to see if she's okay. i said, where are you?

she said, i'm on my way home. i said, no, you're sitting in starbucks, according to my computer. i've got it bugged. dad, you're stalking me? i said, get your ass home now. >> jimmy: you screwed up. you shouldn't have told her that. because now she's going to hand the phone to one of her nerd friends when she wants to go do something bad and you'll think she's at jenny's house and she'll be off doing god knows what. you're going to have to probably erase her memory. i don't know if you can do that. >> basically i'm [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you are. >> i'm screwed. >> jimmy: as long as it's just you. it will be okay. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: it will be bleeped. nobody will no. you have another show in the uk. what is that show over there? >> that's called "great escape." you go off into extreme countries and discover the most amazing food. >> jimmy: what do you mean extreme country? what is an extreme country? >> i mean, into the mountains of

cambodia, the jungle of vietnam. >> jimmy: and eat the local delicacies? >> yeah, like cobra and sort of -- yeah. that's how they sort of survive. so, it's nice to go back to the roots and have a taste of what they got used to. >> jimmy: cobra. what does that taste like? >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no good? >> like an overcooked chicken. chicken my mom used to cook. >> jimmy: how do you prepare a cobra? >> it's a tradition there. they bring the thing out, the snake dances, you feel a little bit sick. but it's almost a bit of a show-off way of wasting a cobra, to be honest. they sefb trve the heart first. they give it to you in a shot glass. >> jimmy: how big is it? >> almost like, sort of, like the center of an oyster. so, it was still beating in my mouth. >> jimmy: really? that's no good. that's not --

>> room full of vegetarians. >> jimmy: your mom would not like that. >> no. it was warm, like a live oyster that was hot that was -- excuse me. >> jimmy: when you go, do you have to pretend you like that? >> you know what, i was with the locals. nothing to do with tourists. i was like, having a sort of swell time and they were saying, go on, once you are eat p the heart, we're going to give you the sack of bile. i said, wow, really? i can't wait to eat your sack of [ bleep ]. so, you take the heart, you swallow it and out comes this little green sack of bile. that, i couldn't do. >> jimmy: you didn't do that? >> no. then there's the skin. >> jimmy: because there's a chance when you get there, they're screwing with you and they never eat the heart and the sack of bile. let's see what we can get this guy to eat. >> i got nervous because the waiter came up, three fingers missing, i said, [ bleep ], have we been drinking too much? he got bit last week by two cobras.

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and we want to see what you can do with it. and it just [ bleep ] over my [ bleep ] feet. you dirty little bastard. and i guarantee now you're going to be on youtube over the next ten years you little [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i would have done the same thing if you were going to eat me. chef gordon ramsay is here with us. mike o'malley and hanson on the way. chicken is the number one ingredient in america. indid not realize it. >> i cannot believe it [ bleep ] on my feet. i have size 15 feet. so, they are right first before i do. >> jimmy: really, size 15 feet? >> can you believe, we had a chicken? only you guys would have a chicken that actually sort of comes out on cue. >> jimmy: we have talented chickens here in the united states. when you travel around the united states, what do you think about american food? are there things that drive you crazy, things that you particularly love? focus on the drive you crazy. >> sure. are we live? >> jimmy: yeah.

okay. >> you know what, breakfast astounds me. you have a three-course breakfast. and you start off with pancakes that are up here and then they are caked in syrup and spray cream and that stuff should be banned. >> jimmy: why? >> the [ bleep ] that goes into those cans -- >> jimmy: oh. yeah, like, the redi-chip -- >> i wouldn't decorate my christmas tree with that crap. and then you go for the next course, omelet. and then on the side, there's a fruit salad. and then you finish with a shake -- >> jimmy: you forgot the bacon. >> it scares me how big the breakfasts are. >> jimmy: it's not like that in edge wland? >> mom and dad used to make cheese and toast. but the sandwiches here are six inches tall. >> jimmy: that's why we're the fattest nation in the world! number one! >> it can be smaller. >> jimmy: that's why guillermo moved here, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's right.

i have to say, i was cooking from your cook book and i thought, what human being eats this little food, i mean, these portions. serves eight. i'm like, this serves one me, eight regular people, maybe. >> honestly, mom taught me less is more. i'm -- and shes donchefs don't well. i was a fat chef once. i decided to do something about it. we graze, like, three, four times a day. >> jimmy: that's probably the best way to eat. >> small portions. >> jimmy: you were in the news. your friend victoria beckham, you had lunch with her -- >> supper. >> jimmy: i didn't know she ate ever at all. so, this right off the bat, this is shocking to me. >> she eats like a horse. >> jimmy: she does? what kind of a horse? a very skinny horse. one of those carousel horses? >> you're such a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i mean, she's very thin. >> honestly. she eats, honestly, she eats incredibly well. if you had to eat now with no

olive oil, no cream, no dairy, you'd be as thin as me -- >> jimmy: i'd be dead. okay, so, you were at lunch or, dinner, with her. and what happened, exactly? tell us the story. >> david was there and we sat down and she fancied a smoked trout salad. the restaurant was cool. the waiter said, of course, we can get that for you. david said, would you mind, no dressing. no dressing, just plain. waiter comes back, sorry. we can't do that. easier to do that. and she's going to give birth any day now. i didn't think it was a problem asking for a salad to be served natural. there's no big hassle. making life easier for them. i didn't understand why the arrogance. >> jimmy: so what did you do? you destroyed the place? >> no, no, no. i just, we sat there in shock. i said, please read the menu

carefully, no substitutions. we're not asking for the garnish from the short ribs to go with the sea bass. we want one [ bleep ] salad, no dressing. >> jimmy: you went back and had a chat with them? >> no, i went in the kitchen, did it myself. >> jimmy: you did, really? that sounds like the worst decision a waiter could ever make. >> i would just, you know -- >> jimmy: doing that with you at the table. >> you have to have flexibility. customers are king. >> jimmy: a lot of restaurants will say that, i'm glad to hear you say that. sometimes people -- sometimes it's very annoying when people want something weird, like, i, ketchup on a hot dog bothers me, for instance. >> that's gross. that's an insult. >> jimmy: exactly. mustard goes on the hot dog and relish. but not ketchup. i know this will inspire the most, the biggest outpouring of rage we've ever experienced on the show. but you don't mind that. you will let people substitute things if they want to? >> they're paying the check. so, david said, you know, it's not a complication to serve a salad with no dressing.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. hanson is still to come. our next guest is a funny man, who plays kurt's dad burt on the very popular show "fwlee. "glee." please say hello to mike o'malley. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: well, these guys don't know because they're sitting here, but the bruins just won the stanley cup up in vancouver. congratulations. >> you know -- this is what's great about being a sports fan, when your team that you root for wins a championship is you accept congratulations for something you had nothing to do with achieving. wouldn't it be great in life if, you know, everything that you were a big fan of, if, you know, people like heard the new u2 album, because you're a fan, they're like, heard the album, congratulations. i saw "mad men" last night -- >> jimmy: when you're a father, all your contributing to having a baby that you get congratulated for frequently is, you just had sex. >> right, exactly. just another good night of sex. but people are congratulating me at my age that my wife still wants to have sex with me. >> jimmy: that's a positive. >> it is good. >> jimmy: is your family excited? >> my family is very excited.

i called my sons. they are 6 and 4. i told them when i got home we would pour water on each other's heads. i'm going to drink the champagne. i don't want to -- i tried to pour champagne in my kids eyes one time -- >> jimmy: it's not good. >> i got to tell you, jimmy. really great to be here. i felt like i am living your life because on more than one occasion, people have come up to me, said, jimmy, love your show. and they say it to me. they mistake -- >> jimmy: i've had that happen to me about you. >> i look a lot older than you now. you're very handsome man, but back about eight, nine years ago, in particular, when i was on a show called "yes dear" and part of it was, i played a character named jimmy and, but -- i was in las vegas and this guy was like, hey, man, i love your show, i was like, thank you. i love it when the girls jump on the trampoline at the end. and i'm like, oh, they think i'm jimmy kimmel.

>> jimmy: when i did football on fox, i would wear a jersey and a cap. every time i see you, you are wearing a jersey and a cap. > . >> i don't have beautiful hair like you do. >> jimmy: when you have it, you have to show it off. >> it's like fabio. one time it was funny. i was at fenway park and that's, you know, i know a lot of people back there and this guy was so enthusiastic. he's like, please, sign my program. i was like, sure. and while i started to sign, he called over his friend, he's like, dude, look, it's jimmy kimmel. so, i signed jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: you didn't do anything weird, right? >> i didn't want to disappoint him. i'm not jimmy kimmel, my name is mike, i'm on -- and then, what show are you on? i say, i was on this show and, i haven't seen that, sorry, and then they apologize to you. >> jimmy: if it makes you feel any better, the last time i was in boston, a woman said she wanted to cook for me and was

pulling on my clothes and it was getting uncomfortable. at a certain point, i said, hold on a second, do you think i'm emeril? >> did she? >> jimmy: she did. and i said bam and i got out of there. >> that's right. >> jimmy: there you go. >> great to be here. >> jimmy: the circle of life. you coach your children's teams, right? >> yeah. it's -- it's been pretty great, you know, because i get to be with my kids, i work a lot, i travel a lot. but i'm able to be with my kids and coach baseball and soccer and basketball. >> jimmy: three sports? >> thsoccer is easy. kick the ball, run. it's not -- basketball gets difficult. one of the things that's hard that you don't think about when you do it is, you're going to be teaching other people's kids. i'm going to have this time with my kids -- we had a practice -- we had a game last year, one kid, and this is l.a. a kid showed up in crocs. he's like -- he's playing a game in crocs, which are really known

for their ankle support. >> jimmy: he's playing basketball in crocs? >> yeah. and when i coach baseball, one girl showed up in a tutu one time. but everyone is -- out here is very embracing and supportive, whatever you want to do. >> jimmy: are you good with the parents? when i coach i had -- i was fine with the kids but i didn't like the parents. >> some of the parents get a little bit everyenthusiastic. they will come, be our their blackberry, or on their iphone. and they say, "keep your eye on the ball" and the ball's on the tee. i got that covered. i would appreciate if you could take one of them to the bathroom. you are always panicked. when we were kids, we were 6, we didn't play organized sports. it wasn't until you are 9, 10, that you do stuff. and now days kids are playing sports on a team, 4, 5, 6. you are constantly having to ask them if they have to go to the

bathroom. and i'm looking forward to the time where i don't have to do that. >> jimmy: that would be nice. i never really thought about that. when we were kids, you didn't play so young. you didn't start until 8 or so. >> and my parents didn't want me playing sports. they had to drive me to practice -- >> jimmy: they didn't? >> i didn't play hockey. i love hockey. i didn't play it growing up. if you wanted to play that, unless you had a pond in your backyard, you had to get driven to practice at 5:30 in the morning and my parents didn't want to do that. they wanted me to play sports that had no equipment and they didn't have to drive me anywhere. >> jimmy: like what? >> they encouraged me to be a marathon runner when i was young. seriously. go out an run. let us know when you're back. >> jimmy: like a kenyan. >> exactly. they would haven't to buy me sneakers. >> jimmy: how did you wind up on "glee?" >> i had done a pilot for a new series with ryan murphy that he directed for fx that was called "pretty handsome," a show about transsexuals. naturally, they came to me.

and i had a great experience. they didn't get picked up. and then when "glee" came around, ryan called me up, since i worked with him before, he said, do you want to play this part? it was interesting for me. it was a part when i read the script, i thought he was going to be the kind of father that was typically ignorant and not very accepting of his gay son. >> jimmy: your character is a dad or a gay son. >> yeah. but at the end of the script, when my son comes out to me, i'm like, i've known since you were 3. he's sort of showing him that he's known for a long time and he didn't want to impose his own -- his idea of what his son identity was on him. he was waiting for him to come out on his own. and it's been great. it's been great. >> jimmy: will you sing on the show? i don't believe you have -- >> i don't think anyone's asking me to sing on "glee." >> jimmy: why not?

what would you sing? >> i was thinking about this. maybe "endless love" from -- >> jimmy: that would be nice. you do that part. who would do the diana ross. >> whoever wants to. lea michele, i guess. >> jimmy: be a good time for a guest starlet to come on. maybe diana ross herself. great to see you. congratulations on your bruins win. mike o'malley. watch him on "glee." we'll be right back with hanson. ♪

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>> jimmy: this is their latest album, it's called "shout it out." here with the song, "give a little," with some help from the cl cletones -- hanson! ♪ ♪ when she walked in with her painted lips did she tease you for your flirty quips ♪ ♪ did she leave you frozen with the wrong words chosen

you gotta show her why she can't resist ♪ ♪ make her blush when you put your hand on her hips she's gonna keep on playing until you stop chasing ♪ ♪ so wrap your arms around her body tell her all she needs to know ♪ ♪ give a little heart and soul let your body lose control give a little oh oh oh ♪ ♪ give a little just wrap your arms around give a little you gotta show her ♪ ♪ when she can't decide you gotta hold her with that look in your eyes

when you move in close ♪ ♪ take your time leave an empty shoulder let her move in closer ♪ ♪ and wrap your arms around her body tell her all she needs to know ♪ ♪ give a little heart and soul let your body lose control give a little oh oh oh ♪ ♪ give a little wrap your arms around and give a little come on ♪ ♪ wrap your arms around her you know you want to hold her wrap your arms around her ♪