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sleeping. and we're always online at abcnews.com. happy father's day, everyone. have a great weekend. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: if you're going to send pictures of yourself, send them on myspace, where no one will notice. >> dicky: bachelorette ashley hebert. >> jimmy: people wanted to murder him. >> i looked for the good in him. i gave him a shot. >> jimmy: your judgment is terrible. we learned this. >> dicky: paris hilton. the national spelling bee champ. and music from
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- paris hilton. bachelorette ashley hebert. national spelling bee champ. guillermo at the mtv movie awards. and music from sara bareilles. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live!" >> dicky: and now, why not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome to the show.
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i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. seated and just as i like you. you know, we were off last night. we usually do a show on monday. but we had a special primetime nba show to shoot instead. so, we missed out on a lot of important weiner jokes. tonight i vow to make that up to you. in case you haven't heard new york congressman anthony weiner spent most of last week dodging questions about whether a closeup photograph of his underpants that was posted via his twitter account was his. well, it turns out, the underpants were his. he had a press conference yesterday, at which he claimed that he meant to send the photo privately to a college student in seattle as a joke and -- instead he accidentally sent it to everyone. i think the joke is funnier when it gets sent out to everyone. you send it to one person, that's creepy. you send it to every person in the world -- hilarious.
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he also admitted that -- [ applause ] right? this wasn't the -- not an isolated incident. not the first time he's done it. he confessed to exchanging inappropriate messages with several women via twitter, text, e-mail and facebook. if you're going to send explicit pictures of yourself send them on myspace. where no one will notice. one of the women with whom he exchanged messages is a 26-year-old single mom from texas named meagan broussard. she provided pictures to chris cuomo of abc news, and in one of the photos, congressman weiner apparently forgot to wear his shirt. >> how did that come to be sent? >> he just sent that one day. >> what did you think when you got this? >> i was like, wow. i could see the background. anybody can zoom into that. it's not that hard. >> pictures of his wife and president clinton. >> jimmy: i knew he'd have something to do with this. i had a feeling. bill clinton actually performed the wedding ceremony between
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anthony weiner and his wife which kind of explains everything, right? i mean -- [ laughter ] that's the guy you asked to join you in holy matrimony. it's a good thing twitter wasn't around when he was president. when clinton wanted to text someone a picture of his penis, he had to use an etch a sketch. and then he would drop it in the mail. [ applause ] during her interview with abc news, megan was asked about her interactions with congressman weiner, and in doing so, provided us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> now, fair point, you didn't tell him to beat it, right? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, well, there's -- not that he would have. i feel bad for his family and his staff and by his staff i mean the people who work for him. and by the way a lot of news outlets are calling it
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weiner-gate. can we please stop putting gate at the end of everything. it doesn't make sense. we could at least mix it up a little. maybe weinergeddon, weinerloo. i like that. an abba song, right? despite the scandal, congressman weiner says he will not resign from office and says he hasn't done anything illegal. and this is not the most embarrassing photo of him that's ever surfaced. this senior portrait from his high school yearbook is the most embarrassing photo that has ever surfaced. now i feel bad for him. you think his life was easy with that perm and the last name weiner? they caught him in one of the rare moments when he wasn't being stuffed into his locker. and with all this stuff going on with anthony weiner, we should keep a close eye on norman dicks, because -- they say these things happen in threes. and i just got done with the schwarzenegger jokes. i just got those out of my
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system. we really need a system to put a stop to this, because it's happening like, every month now. once you announce your candidacy for office, you should be required to put your penis in escrow. [ laughter ] hand it over for safekeeping, once you're done serving you'll get it back. in the meantime, we keep it in a safe place where it won't cause any trouble. we'll keep it at disneyland. [ laughter ] in really important news, did you see "the bachelorette" last night? [ applause ] "the bachelorette" last night was unbelievable. a gripping episode of television. first of all, there's a guy named jeff who for some reason has been wearing a lone ranger mask the whole season. why? i have no idea. he was either trying to seem mysterious to win ashley's heart or seeking revenge on account to murder his father. i don't know. last night, jeff finally revealed his face, and, while you wouldn't think watching a guy from st. louis show the top half of his face would be exciting, when the mask came off, it was nothing short of thrilling.
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>> i could see how a lot of the guys are starting to fall for you and i've begun to start having feelings for you, as well. i'm nervous but i'm excited and i think it's time to take the mask off. hi. i'm jeff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. hi, jeff. go ahead and put that mask back on. i like the squirrel and the bird. i was hoping he would be scarred beyond recognition. maybe have a mike tyson tattoo on his face. instead he just looks like a very confused bicycle salesman. jeff, by the way, shortly after taking the mask off got eliminated. it's got to be a blow to your self-esteem. when a woman says, i liked you better when your face was partially obscured. the big deal, the contestant everybody has been talking about is a guy named bentley who is
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maybe the worst person i've ever seen on television, or maybe in real life. he told the camera guys that he had no interest in ashley at all but to her face he pretended to be very interested and of course, she fell in love with him, which wasry de ry diidicule first place. and then he went in and lied again and said he had to leave the show to be with his daughter. i don't even know if he has a daughter. for those of you who missed bentley, here's a sampling of what this demon was up to. >> you trust in this. >> yeah, i know -- i totally am on the same page with you. i'm following you every step of the way. the only other option i have is to stay and that's not an option for me. so -- i'm going to make ashley cry. i hope my hair looks okay. talked about needing to go for my daughter. she's going for it. i actually started to tear up a little bit. no tears drop but my eyes got watery and she like consoled me
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and stuff. a lot of crying. a lot of crying. it's annoying to just hold a girl that's just crying. and crying and crying. i had already checked out. can i call you? >> jimmy: that's bentley for you. you know, here's the deal. any guy named after a car lindsay lohan would crash is bound to be a douchebag. just -- [ applause ] a mantra that i live by. we're going to speak to ashley in a few minutes about her quest for love and the dark overlord known as bentley, so, stick around. before that, while most people were at home watching game three of the nba finals on sunday, our parking lot security guard guillermo was hard at work. isn't that right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: we sent him to the red carpet and at the mtv movie awards and you were promoting a new product. also, while you were there? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: something you invented
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yourself? >> yes. >> jimmy: what is that product? >> tequila. >> jimmy: what kind? >> my family creates that. >> jimmy: with vitamins in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a great idea. >> it's good. >> jimmy: all right. here now is guillermo on the red carpet at the mtv movie awards. ♪ >> hi, it's me, guillermo, i'm here at the mtv movie awards, brought to you by tequila. pass out drunk, wake up healthy. you guys want to do some tequila with me? >> yes. >> it's a vitamin tequila. >> vitamin tequila. >> i show you the bottle, look, look, vitamin tequila. >> someone behind me said, is it safe? >> it's safe. always safe. >> cheers. >> cheers, man. >> oh. >> tequila preferred by foo fighters. >> that's good. >> i like the way you move. >> thank you.
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>> and you smell like candles. >> thank you. >> when was the last famous person you ever had sex with. >> am i famous? >> you are. >> i might have had sex with myself just before i got on this carpet. >> all right. i don't want to shake your hand. >> it's cool, dude. >> jimmy kimmel saw my penis. >> oh, yeah. >> yep. >> so far we're not doing good. i don't think we have a -- i prefer to be watching the game. you guys know the score? >> yes. >> no. >> who's winning? >> me. >> no, basketball. what's the score? >> what's the score? i don't know. i don't have it on my phone right now. man, i'm doing press right now. >> can someone tell me the score? i got a lot of money on this, man. >> anybody know the score of the basketball game? >> "jimmy kimmel live." what's the score? >> how you doing, man. >> what's the score? >> what is what? >> what is the score? >> me, 1, you, nothing.
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>> these people are killing me. hey. how are you doing? >> how are you? >> i want to be on your show. i want to be the catcher. >> okay, you can do it. can you catch? >> yeah. >> okay. >> you be the pitcher. >> i pitch, you catch. i like it. >> you have experience catching? >> yeah. >> i'm a little afraid. >> don't be afraid. vampire is never afraid. >> wow. that is tequila. i thought it was water. >> no, it's vitamin. it's vitamin. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's really good. >> that's total booze. you [ bleep ]. >> no. >> drunk. >> i put a lot of vitamins in there. >> you did, huh? >> yeah. >> cheers to boston. and jimmy kimmel. >> can we have another shot of tequila? >> yeah. >> i'll have my panties off at the end of the night. >> wow, can i give you more?
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>> you want to do a shot of tequila with me? >> sure. >> sure. all right. >> selena for "jimmy kimmel live." i got a quick question. hey, how do you feel to be mexican. >> i feel amazing to be mexican. how do you feel? >> great. >> what's the score? >> in what? >> in basketball. >> i don't know. >> that was fun. i don't know who's winning the game. i'm a little bit drunk but i talked to a lot of celebrities. bye! >> jimmy: another great job, guillermo. [ applause ] beautifully done. hey, we have a good show for you tonight. paris hilton is with us. i'll take on 14-year-old specificallying champion sue khanna rca sukanya roy and we have music from sara bareilles. we'll be right back with the
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[ male announcer ] built like a volkswagen. the 2011 tiguan. [ grunts ] >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. tonight on the program, with a new reality show called "the world according to paris," paris hilton is here. then, we get down to business with our eighth annual spelling bee. sukanya roy who won the scripps national spelling bee will be here to go against her toughest opponent yet, me.
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and i guess they're setting the stage up right now. with music from her latest album, "kaleidoscope heart," sara bareilles. from the bud light outdoor stage. quick program reminder. thursday watch us in prime time before game five of the nba finals or after the game depending upon where you live. ron artest from the lakers will be here. we pulled a terrible prank on him and we'll show you that. and i have a new song with an up and coming new artist usher. do not miss that. thank you. all right. osama bin laden as you know is gone but last night his vacant spot as world's most hated man was filled by a guy named after a car. the guy's name is bentley and he was last seen slithering away like the snake that he is. here to give us her take on the events from last night, live from pennsylvania, please welcome the bachelorette, ashley hebert. [ cheers and applause ] well, first, i want to ask, how are you? >> i'm okay. >> jimmy: you're okay.
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>> i can't see your whole place but bentley better not be with you. there better not be some terrible surprise twist. >> i promise he's not here. >> jimmy: okay, very good. when and where did you watch last night's episode of the show? >> actually watched it at the end of last week and i watched it by myself in this apartment and i'm really glad i watched it by myself. >> jimmy: oh, really. is that a clue that you watched it by yourself that nothing happened at the end of this show? >> take it however you want. but i was definitely by myself watching it. >> jimmy: all right. and do you realize how many women were screaming at their television sets last night? it was like a justin bieber concert. just blood -- people wanted to murder bentley for what he did last night. >> they either wanted to murder bentley or they wanted to murder me for falling for it. >> jimmy: no, i think they wanted to murder him. and then they were -- they were -- well, you know, i guess, i don't know how this happened.
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>> me either. >> jimmy: we had a talk about this. i told you -- i guess it was after the whole thing had been done. first of all, you got a call from somebody warning you that he was not there for the right reasons, true? >> true. but -- >> jimmy: yeah? there's no buts. >> i want to base my judgment on what i know of them. so, i gave the benefit of the doubt. i looked for the good in him and gave him a shot. >> jimmy: but your judgment is terrible. we've learned this. you shouldn't be ordering off a menu on your own, ashley, let's be honest. in fact, i want you to run all life decisions by me from now on, because -- >> all right, i will. >> jimmy: when you were watching the show, was it then clear to you that he was lying -- he looked like he was lying. but i don't know if it was just because we knew he was lying that it looked like he was lying. or, i mean, he really looked -- it's like one of those things, the fbi was looking at it, they would say, oh, yes, this man is
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definitely lying. >> i mean in the moment, i felt so much sincerity. i know you say my radar is off and i know america thinks my radar is off but i thought he was being genuine. watching it, i'm thinking, why didn't i see that? i wanted to see -- i saw what i wanted to see and that was my big problem. >> jimmy: have you spoken to the woman who gave you the tip, who told you to watch out for this guy? >> no, i haven't spoken to her. but i owe her a phone call, i think. you know, we've been texting, but -- i owe her a thank you. a big thank you. >> jimmy: i think the worst part about it was not only -- because, obviously, people get upset on the show all the time, but he almost seemed to enjoy it. it seemed like he was happy he was going there to make you cry. >> you know, that's my biggest thing. i don't understand -- you know, the first couple episodes i gave him the benefit of the doubt but the third one it looks like he was going in there and intentionally trying to make me fall for him and break my heart. and from the bottom of my heart,
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that hurt me so much. you know, just being a hue ban being, why would somebody -- >> jimmy: he's the devil, that's why he wanted to do it. he's the devil incar gnat. they say that satan will come to us in handsome form. i don't trust him at all. i think he might hate women. i mean, a woman named him bentley, so that's -- i mean, a strike right there. i don't know how he's going to ever date again. i mean, i guess he'd have to find some sort of amish woman who never had a television set or something. i don't know where he goes from there and i guess that's got to give you some consolation, doesn't it? >> yeah, i guess. i mean, yeah, a part of me just wants this all to be in the past and move on. i'm just so -- >> jimmy: well, all of me wants to punish him. i've got good news for you, ashley. right now we have -- go ahead an open those curtains. we've got him --
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[ applause ] you say the word and we will do the unthinkable to this man. >> do it! >> jimmy: do it, guillermo! take care -- >> this is for ashley! don't mess with the women! >> jimmy: all right. so, we're killing him for you. i guess that's good, right? hey, what about the masked guy -- all right, guillermo. guillermo's really giving it to him good. jeff, the guy with the mask. i love the move where he actually burned the mask, he flew the has income the fire. that was dramatic. >> it was a little dramatic. you know, with the -- him unveiling himself, i kind of hoped for something a little bit more eventle, you know, i was looking for it. >> jimmy: you were looking for it. what did you expect him to do, rappel up the side of the building? guillermo is now crushing his skull in, so we're going to have
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to go. thank you very much, ashley. we'll check back in with you. i hope it all works out. "the bachelorette" continues on mondays at 8:00 on abc. we'll be right back with paris hilton. you are the next trending topic. you are the next mayor... of this bar. you are the next most viewed. you are the next leader. you are the next breath of fresh air. you are the next sensation. ♪ when i get older i will be stronger ♪ the htc sensation 4g. instantly connecting you to just about everything. available at t-mobile. we make it sizzle and snap. and now so can you. ♪ ignite the night with p.f. chang's home menu.
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. you know, oh, we have 14-year-old spelling bee champion sukanya roy will be here to spell against me. also sara bareilles too. in this difficult economy many americans have had to take out multiple jobs to support their families and our first guest is no exception. in addition to serving as a full time heiress and perfume salesperson, her new reality show "the world according to paris" airs wednesday nights on oxygen. please say hello to paris hilton. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i wish my posture and walking was a tenth as good as yours. i always feel like i shouldn't even interrupt you when you walk out because you have such a good walk and i slump out like a troll. >> i've practiced for a very long time. >> jimmy: have you ever dated a guy -- did you see "the bachelorette" -- >> i did. >> jimmy: this bentley character, somebody so evil you can't even figure out what they were doing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have? >> i think everyone has in their life. >> jimmy: do you feel like you want to get revenge on that person or just kind of move on? >> i just move on. >> jimmy: huh? that's where we differ. [ laughter ] yes. i don't know. i watched that like 1,000 times in a row and i'd have to find his home and explode it. i know you just got back from spain, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: what were you doing in spain? >> i own a motorcycle team so i
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was there for the big race. >> jimmy: how do you get into owning a motorcycle team? is that a craigslist thing? >> i was in spain and met up with the owners and a huge fan of moto gp and -- i love racing and they -- >> jimmy: you do? wow. >> yeah, so -- >> jimmy: how long have you been a fan of this? how do you get into this? >> i love fast cars. i love fast motorcycles so it's something i love to do. jk now -- who are these guys? >> those are my racers. >> jimmy: your racers. what are their names? >> maverick and sergio. >> jimmy: maverick and sergio. beginning of a soft core porn movie. which one is this? >> maverick. >> jimmy: he's not -- does he know you're his boss? >> yeah. he's only 16. >> jimmy: oh, he is? that explains -- he probably drove very, very fast that day. did they win? how did they do? >> they did really good. second place. first in the last race, though. i heard you're friends with manny pacquiao.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: how did that come about? >> i was at the big fight in vegas. and his wife and him wanted to meet me and brought me on stage at the press conference after and then we just became friends. >> jimmy: and by friends, you mean -- you -- because manny, you know, english is his second language. what do you do together? >> well, i'm going to be going to the philippines soon. i opened a couple more stores for my handbag lines. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have stores in the philippines? >> i have over 30 stores now. >> jimmy: really? what are the stores called? >> paris hilton. >> jimmy: paris hilton stores. >> yeah. >> jimmy: huh. so then -- [ cheers and applause ] you will go there and you will visit him where he's an elected official over there. >> i know. i'm excited. >> jimmy: will you stay with him? >> no, i'll stay at a hotel. >> jimmy: okay, all right. that's something else. just an odd pairing. you know he sings. are you aware? >> i know. >> jimmy: have you heard his beautiful voice? >> i know. i love it. he was singing on the show. i watched him on your show. >> jimmy: you should record something with him.
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>> that would be hot. >> jimmy: that would be hot. maybe the next time he's here because every time he has a fight he comes here and traditionally sings a song. the two of you could sing together. his wife might get upset about that. do you feel like -- >> no, she's so sweet. i love jinkee. >> jimmy: jinkee. i love that, too. she should have stores called jinkee. i also have this. this is an interview magazine and lil wayne is on the cover. if you look here it says lil wayne interviewed by paris hilton. how did this happen? >> well, he got to pick who he wanted to be interviewed by and he chose me. >> jimmy: were you surprised he picked you? >> i was. it was sort of random. >> jimmy: did you know him? >> i met him before at a grammy party that i hosted for him then he came to my birthday party as well. >> jimmy: was it fun interviewing him? >> it was. he's very smart and funny. i love him. huge fan. >> jimmy: did you feel like you have things in common with him? what did you guys even talk
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about with lil wayne? it seems -- you got some weird friends, i tell you. [ laughter ] huh, nothing? >> i do. >> jimmy: i mean just the rap game. [ laughter ] hey, i need your help with something if you would. last time you were here, i think, i was trying to figure out the differences between hot and huge. and i'll be honest, i was unable to figure it out. but maybe you can heap me with these pictures of anthony weiner. you know this congressman? >> i've heard a little bit about it. >> jimmy: is this hot or huge? >> neither. >> jimmy: okay. all right. how about hot or huge? >> what is that? not huge. >> jimmy: not huge? hot or huge? >> brutal.
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>> jimmy: here's another one. he just says me. hot or huge? >> that's sad. >> jimmy: that's just sad. >> jimmy: how about this one, hot or huge? >> heave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a third entry. heave. i like heave. well, we'll take a quick break here. when we come back, we're going to talk about your brand new reality show and -- are you familiar with the spelling bee? have you watched this on television? >> i just met her backstage. she's so sweet and very smart. >> jimmy: paris hilton is here. "the world according to paris" wednesday nights at 10:00 on the oxygen network. we'll be right back. now, we can watch a newspaper, listen to a magazine, curl up with a movie, and see a phone call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore,
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. spelling bee and sara bareilles on the way. paris hilton is here with us, and she has a new reality show. about time you got in the reality show business. you've had a lot of reality shows. >> i've been doing this a long time. >> jimmy: how is this different? >> "the simple life." i was playing a character, and it wasn't who i am. so in this show, people are going to get to see my real life and who i am in real life. >> jimmy: your mom is on the show. >> my mom, all my best friends. >> jimmy: brooke mueller, charlie sheen's ex-wife. she's your best friend? >> one of my close friends, yes. >> jimmy: what about the bffs, from the bff show? are they actual best friends on this thing or are they -- >> no, they're -- i'm still friends with them. >> jimmy: they're s.o.l. >> you always ask me about that. >> jimmy: i wonder, best friends friend means forever. and i don't see them anymore. they seem to have disappeared. i don't know where they went but
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they're not around anymore. so, they're not on the show. but you got your friends on the show, you have your -- you're dating, you're doing all this stuff. >> everything. everything that happens in my life, the good and the bad. >> jimmy: everything. >> everything. >> jimmy: you got to be careful with that everything. >> i know. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can't show everything on the show. it's on television. >> i know. tomorrow's episode is really good, it deals with brooke and dealing with her sobriety and her demons and it's a very powerful episode. >> jimmy: it really is. you came on our show in -- >> you're in it tomorrow. >> jimmy: am i one of the demons brooke is dealing with? >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: wish me luck in my spelling bee. that's coming up next. paris hilton, everybody. "the world according to paris," wednesday nights at 10:00 on the oxygen network. be right back. [ jane ] here's me. and here's my depression.
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, sara bareilles, we have a tradition on the show. every june i invite the winner of the scripps national spelling bee to fly here to l.a. to show off his or her trophy and to have that trophy taken away by me. i won the spelling bee in seventh and eighth grade. that's me right there. so, these kids are in for the fight of their lives. or this kid specifically. with that said, it's time for the eighth annual "jimmy kimmel
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live" spelling bee. and let's welcome this year's national spelling bee champion and my next victim, 14-year-old sukanya roy. sukanya. hello, how are you? nice to meet you. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how many kids did you conquer to win this competition? >> 274. >> jimmy: those were just the very best of the best, really you beat everyone in the whole country and in canada, as well. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: you did. [ cheers and applause ] so -- and now that joyride is over, i'm afraid, because -- you're about to go down. first, let's meet our judges, our esteemed panel of judges, we will start with our head judge tonight, my cousin sal. cousin sal? [ applause ] in charge of trophy security because this is valued at more than $80,000, my uncle frank. uncle frank. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: keep a close eye on that. and as always, our
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expert pronounciator, the spelling bee parking lot security guard guillermo. guillermo will be -- guillermo, you'll be reading the words for us tonight. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. then let's begin. i guess we have rules and all that sort of thing, cousin sal will tell us. who goes first, sal? >> all right, well, sue yan ya roy from abington heights middle school in abington county, pennsylvania, please approach the microphone. guillermo, what is sukanya's first word? >> obeil. >> what? >> obeil. >> could i have the definition? >> it is a word from the dictionary. [ laughter ] >> okay. obeil? >> obeil. >> um -- could you say it again?
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>> obeil. >> um -- >> jimmy: could you say it in english, guillermo? >> yeah. >> obeil. >> jimmy: oh, that's better. >> okay, all right, obeil. i don't know. are there any alternate pronunciations? obeil. >> jimmy: that was the alternate pronunciation. >> is it o-b-i-l? >> no, sorry, we can't accept that spelling. jovial, j-o-v-i-a-l. >> jimmy: oh. i wouldn't have known that one, either. >> our next contestant, from kenny guinn junior high, he has
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no qualms about making young girls cry. jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] >> guillermo, please give jimmy his word. >> enubites. [ laughter ] >> could you repeat that, please? >> enubites. >> enubites. what is the country of origin? >> united states. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you use it in a sentence? >> hurry up and spell the word, enubites. concentrate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give it to me one more time. >> enubites.
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>> jimmy: oh, i don't know. forget it. >> gingivitis. gingivitis was the word. >> jimmy: gingivitis? >> all right, round two. sukanya. step up to the mike, please. >> guillermo. her word. >> contahulos. >> could you say that again, please? >> contahulos. >> contahuros. >> contahulos. >> could i have the definition, please? >> definition. >> this is not a makeup word. >> okay. could you say it again? >> contahulos.
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>> jimmy: you know, it's weird. every year we have him do the pronunciations and he's not that good at it. >> really? i could. tell. >> jimmy: yeah. >> could you say it again? >> contahulos. >> i'm going to need a spelling, please. >> contahuros. am i pronouncing the word right? >> that's what he said, yeah. >> all right then, contahuros, c-o-n-t-a-h-u-r-o-s. >> that's pretty close, but, no, cantankerous is the word. >> oh! >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> all right, jimmy. approach. and jimmy's word. >> geenonogen.
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>> jimmy: say it, like, 11 times. >> geenonogen. >> jimmy: geenonogen. >> that's right. >> jimmy: geenonogen. could you use it in a sentence please. >> geenonogen is a funny word. >> jimmy: i zo speak a little bit guillermo. let's see, "g" is pronounced like an "h," and "j" is pronounced like an "h," and really almost every consonant is pronounced like an "h." so that doesn't narrow that down. geenonogen. c-h-e-n-n-o-j-e-n? >> no, shenanigan was the word.
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here we go. >> jimmy: sukanya. >> step on up. >> jimmy: you got a chance to win this thing if you get this. >> soliloquy. >> soliloquy. >> jimmy: oh. >> that's right. >> could i have the definition please? >> a long word. >> all right. soliloquy, s-o-l-i-l-o-q-u-y. >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] jimmy has one final word to tie. >> jimmy: all right. >> nice and slow guillermo. >> boooahah. >> jimmy: there you go. >> sukanya the winner.
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>> jimmy: this is her latest album, it's called "kaleidoscope heart." here with her song "uncharted," sara bareilles. ♪ ♪ no words my tears won't make any room for more ♪ ♪ and it don't hurt like anything i've ever felt before this is no broken heart ♪ ♪ no familiar scars this territory goes uncharted ♪ ♪ just me in a room sunk down in a house in a town ♪ ♪ and i don't breathe no i never meant to let it get away from me ♪ ♪ now too much to hold everybody has to get their hands on gold ♪ ♪ and i want uncharted ♪ stuck under the ceiling i made i can't help but feeling i'm
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going down ♪ ♪ follow if you want i won't just hang around ♪ ♪ like you'll show me where to go ♪ ♪ i'm already out foolproof idea so don't ask me how to get started it's all uncharted ♪ ♪ la la la-a-a-a ooh hello l.a.! ♪ each day counting up the minutes till i get alone cause i can't stay ♪ ♪ in the middle of it all it's nobody's fault but i'm so lonely ♪ ♪ never knew how much i didn't know oh everything is uncharted ♪ ♪ i know i'm getting nowhere when i only sit and stare like ♪ ♪ i'm going down ♪ follow if you want i won't just hang around ♪
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♪ like you'll show me where to go i'm already out of foolproof idea ♪ ♪ so don't ask me how to get started it's all uncharted ♪ ♪ jump start my kaleidoscope heart love to watch the colors fade ♪ ♪ they may not make sense but they sure as hell made me ♪ ♪ i won't go as a passenger no waiting for the road to be laid ♪ ♪ though i may be going down i'm taking flame over burning out ♪ ♪ compare where you are to where you want to be and you'll get nowhere ♪ ♪ i'm going down
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