for watching abc news. "gma" will have the latest on dsk and we're alwlws online at abcnews.com. good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i'm having people over to my house on the 4th. >> dicky: shia labeouf. >> jimmy: justin bieber is a real life transformer. >> i met him at the mtv movie awards. >> jimmy: did you disable him? >> dicky: green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers. and music from 311.

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with n ns about the bud light president paradise cruise, with two cruise ships, 4,000 ship mapts and one private caribbean island. might be the best time you never want to talk about. we go now to guillermo who is sailing the high seas. how it is going out there, guillermo? >> oh, hi, jimmy. thank you for sending me on the port paradise cruise. i'm having the time of my life. i just wish my chihuahuas paco and pepe were here with me. i hope they're doing okay. hola, how are you? si, i miss you, too. do not be sad and lonely. i'll be home soon.

>> guillermo! i need more sun tan lotion on my back. >> hey, i got to go, guys. bye! [ barking ] ♪ >> dicky: the bud light port paradise cruise sets sail again this year. find out how to get aboard at facebook dauj/budlight. bud light. here we go. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with shia labeouf. green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers. and music from 311. [ male announcer ] this july the classic subway italian b.m.m.®

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with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and w, last but not least, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us tonight. i want to do a quick poll. show of hands. who else has already forgotten who won "the voice?" we're heading into a big weekend. monday of the 4th of july. some of us will remember this weekend as the last time we had all ten fingers. you know, people forget that tom cruise was born on the 4th of july back when we had a beard and no legs. so, happy birthday to him, too.

i'm having people over to my house on the fourth. a vegan this year.p and barbecue they're delicious because they are grass fed. guillermo, you're coming over, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. the nation of mexico contributes more to the 4th of july than i think america does where do we get our illegal fireworks? mexico. who loads us up with tequila? mexico. chips, salsa, bean dib. the 4th of july, we should thank the country that makes it all possible, mexico. so -- [ cheers and applause ] tell everyone back home we said thank you, okay? tell them we said gracias. >> gracias. >> jimmy: you've been drinking already, haven't you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. i don't know about the rest of the country, but all the good fireworks are illegal here in california. michael bay can blow the whole

city up to make "transformers," i can't find a bottle rocket anywhere. one of my favorite traditions are the safety videos you see on the news where they blow on man kins to show you how dangerous fireworks can be. i saw this commercial last night and it looks like finally someone is standing up for the mannequins. >> each year, the consumer product safety commission injured thousands mannequins. are you a mannequin injured by this? if so, call greenberg and greenberg today. you may be entitled to a large don't take my word for it. meet some of our satisfied clients. exploded hand. $24,000! hole in chest. $55,000! no more head or genitals.

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years? well, we have to fix it immediately. have fun. i didn't pay much attention to history when i was in school, but as i get older, i'm more interested. and i've been watching a lot of the history channel lately. have you seen the history channel recently? check it out. it's like getting a masters degree. >> this week on the history channel, two guys pick through garbage in a barn. the guy tries to sell a plastic head from an old toy. two guys kill alligators. >> this is fun. >> and larry the cable guy eats toe gas coe sauce. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> the history channel. what the hell happened to us? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess they finally ran out of -- some badews from the nba today. the league and the players failed to reach a new collective bargaining agreement and as of

midnight tonight, the players are locked out for the first time since 1998. i'm on the players' side. all they're asking for is to play with diamond-encrusted basketballs, and that's not - - but we might not have football or basketball this season. luckily, though, we've got plenty of women's soccer. so, we really don't need them. the women's soccer world cup is going on in germany right now. today, france hammered canada 4-0. and this is the highlight. it's our women's world cup play of the play. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you cannot take your eyes off this game for even a second. in reality television news, "american idol" is reportedly talking to possible replacements for jennifer lopez who may not

return as judge next year. if she does leave, she will join ellen degeneres and kara as the list of judges who only lasted one season. who would have guessed that paula abdul would be the stable one. it's going to be tough to replace her. where will they find someone with the ability to never say anything bad ever. one of the people they are said to be considering is shakira. that's a good idea. put her next to steven ler. like putting lindsay lohan next to jack daniel's. and by the way, while they're replacing judges on "american idol," how about replacing america, too? based on the last few winners, we suck at picking idols. i mean, maybe it's time we farm this out to india or something. my aunt chippy would be a good judge. she hates most everything. and since it's men's fashion week in europe right now, we thought it would be fun to give her a chance toreview only of the new fashions, and it turns out we were right.

>> hey. it's memes fashion week in europe. let's see what the men are wearing this season. nice outfit. he goes together very, very nicely. i hope this guy -- i hope his mother is dead. what the hell is that? in brooklyn he would have been attacked and eaten. oh [ bleep ]. and you know what? i think it's fake! why am i doing this? this is, like, so stupid. why am i getting myself involved with this? get him off, already! oh, good. i don't know why jimmy hates me so much. he could have at least given me a great body like i had when i was 20. when i die i'm going to haunt you, you little jerk!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. i don't know -- how many people's relatives threaten to haunt them when they die? al qaeda's having another bad week. computer hackers managed to break down and shut down the server they use to send out their messages and videos and totally crewed up their fa farmville crops, so -- [ laughter ] and they canceled their netfli account. computer hackers should be doing this. leave the playstation network alone. out of habit, al qaeda claimed responsibility for the attack. security expert who tracks al qaeda said the attack was well coordinate and involved an unusual cocktail of sophisticated techniques. how hard could it be? bin laden was the most powerful al qaeda guy ever and his tv was the same one i used to watch "t.j. hooker" in my parents basement.

terrible job for the geek squad, isn't it? i like the idea. they did this last year and i really -- i enjoy the idea of pulling a plug of al qaeda. maybe next year we toilet paper their caves. it was anistoric day on fox news. the end of an era, an glenn beck said farewell. fortunately, toddlers and tierre ares is still around. i honestly never watched an entire episode of his show before and it was amazing. he's quite a character. he's leaving to launch his un company. it's called mercury radio arts. but look at this. he or someone on his staff spelled the work mercury wrong. i'll -- [ laughter ] i'll miss glenn beck. we all will. and to honor his passing, we took the audio from one of his rants and combined it with video

from a looney tunes cartoon. >> this guy has a deep-seeded hatred for white people or the white culture. i don't know what it is. he is going to set all of the wrongs of the past right. >> you can't say that. david axelrod is white. i think 70% of the people that we see every day are white. >> i'm not saying that he doesn't like white people. i'm saying he has a problem. he has a -- this guy is -- i believe, a racist. >> jimmy: i like him without pants. and that is all, folks. last weekend here in california, the world's ugliest dog was crowned and our new reigning champion looks like this. >> meet yoda, the ugliest dog in the world. there he is. she, rather, beat out dozens of other ugly dogs in california saturday. her owner says when her family found yoda in a field, they thought she was a rat.

>> jimmy: that's not nice. you don't see us singling out the most hideously disfigured people. it's not right. why do we do this to dogs? i don't think yoda is ugly. i think she just needs freshen up her look. so, we brought yoda here with her owner terry and gave her an ambush makeover. here's how that went. >> we have been waiting for you. welcome. let's get to it. ♪ ♪

>> she's good to go. >> jimmy: all right. and now it's time for the moment of truth. everyone, please welcome the new yoda! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. how are you? well, what do you think? do you like the new look? >> she's gorgeous. >> jimmy: she looks absolutely terrified, actually. why does the tongue hang out? >> it always does. >> jimmy: when she eats, does it go in? >> not really. >> jimmy: really? wow. she's -- well, do you think maybe she' attracted to me? is that why that's happening? >> maybe. >> jimmy: all right, well, let's show the before and after cocoaris comparison, and we can see what yoda looked like previously. it's a real life cinderella story. i'm happy for you both. terry and yoda, everyone.

may the force be with you. one more thing. it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> has highlights of the president's latest proposal to shrink the country's [ bleep ]. >> a year and three months. normally he has a longer [ bleep ]. >> there have been 26 arrests as of this hour. four for [ bleep ] in the stands. >> could you ever be interested in [ bleep ], pat? >> i may have to. i mean, my [ bleep ] is on facebook. >> guys like to [ bleep ] girls who are really into pretty hot [ bleep ]s. >> i started this program with a [ bleep ] with roger ails. i ended it with a [ bleep ] about an hour ago. >> interesting, an nba show gets [ bleep ] over a chair. >> very strange and still in your 20s but you [ bleep ] like you're supposed to be 30 and i

[ bleep ] like a woman.. >> the name alone makes you want to take a [ bleep ]. the dirty.com. >> can you handle [ bleep ]? >> yes, i can. >> heavy and in the rear. here's your first letter. >> [ bleep ]. >> is it [ bleep ]? wow, nice job. >> well, elmo, does a bear [ bleep ] in the woods? >> 75-year-old ed cole, who says it's never too late to follow your dreams. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think it is toooo late. we have a good show for you tonight. green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers is here. we have music tonight from 311. and we'll be right back with shia labeouf, so stick around. here at quicken loans, we take special pride

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>> jimmy: well, hello there. welcome back. with us tonight on the show, the super bowl mvp, from the green bay packers, aaron rodgers is here. he came e because he has nothing to do. and then, we're kicking off summer with music from this album, "universal pulse." it comes out july 19th. 311 from the bud light outdoor stage. 311, they have a summer tour that kicks off july 8th in bonner springs, kansas. our first guest tonight is a very talented young man, who has repeatedly saved the world battling cars that turn into robots and toasters that turn into staplers. his latest 3-d blockbuster, it's called "transformers: dark of the moon" is in theaters now. please say hello to shia labeouf.

[ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hey! >> jimmy: how's everything? [ cheers and applause ] >> awesome, awesome. >> jimmy: you know, every time i see you, like, on tv and you've become a fine young man, i think about the first time you were here, almost exactly eight years ago. and you were just a kid. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: there you are. wearing a man show sweatshirt at the time and i was wearing my dad's sport jacket. >> same pose. hit that pose, jimmy. >> jimmy: some things don't change. look, here, let me try it. >> that's it. history. >> jimmy: there it is. you have really grown up. as i recall, at the time, you

had a crush on one of the olsen twins, which is weird.d. why not have a crush on both of them? and, you were telling us that the movie you were promoting was crap. >> well, nothing's changed. it's still -- [ laughter ] no, yeah, man, i've been on the show, like, eight times. >> jimmy: it's great to have you. >> the band changed this is crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, well, we lost one and -- it's a long story, but -- >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: and, but congratulations. i know the movie has made enough money to wipe out the national debt. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've been all around the world. you had the big premiere this week in new york. did your crazy family come? >> yes. my dad didn't go. he is like, are you going to do "snl" this time? no, dad. i'm not coming. he went and saw la canada last week. my aunt came, who is just as strange. she just decided to become a dj. she's like 40 years old, she's a

dj. my uncle came. my uncle was wearing open toed sandals because he can't get shoes on anymore. i have to show you. he has no hygiene at all, man. he's -- i'll show you. >> jimmy: what's your uncle's name? >> barry. >> jimmy: uncle barry. >> get a closeup on that. that's my uncle's feet. >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> that's the double. this is a single here. >> jimmy: oh, no. it looks like it's got a tooth. >> look at that. >> jimmy: why is he doing this? >> i don't know. he said he looks at h h foot and he can see life. [ laughter ] he can see himself growing. >> jimmy: wow. that is crazy. >> crazy. >> jimmy: is he an employed person? >> yes, he. my aunt always met. she met -- basically, run dmc comes to the finitely met him.

you put your hand out, my mom is like, hey, nice to meet you. so embarrassing. >> jimmy: that's not true. she did? >> my mom did. just like that. >> jimmy: how did he react to that? >> he was like, wow! start talking about the old neighborhood. it was weird, man. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad everything is still the same as far as that stuff goes. >> both very happy. >> jimmy: that's very good. now, you also met -- i have another photograph here i'd like to share. buzz aldrin at the premiere. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: buzz aldrin and reverend run. >> he's been closer to god than any rabbi i met before. i had real reverence for him. >> jimmy: what did you guys talk about? >> what can you talk about? the moon. i'm standing in front of this 80-foot poster. i never met him on set. standing in frfrt of this poster, i'm on the poster behind the thing. i go up to him, i'm really shy. i go, mr. aldrin, nice to meet

you. and he goes, who are you, son? he wouldn't engage me right away. the publicist worked it out, asked him questions and none of them w we interesting and i was mad embarrassed. and he looks like a space cadet. he is. >> jimmy: i guess. technically. maybe. i don't know if he would want to be called that, but -- >> what would you want to be called? >> jimmy: astronaut. yeah. >> same thing, though, right? >> jimmy: no. >> maybe that's politically incorrect. >> jimmy: i don't know what a space cadet is. we'll figure it out in the commercial break. i don't he likes to be called a space cadet. >> i'll take it back. i met buzz aldrin the astronaut the other night. [ applause ] >> jimmy: : u might -- i'm worried about you in one way because there's -- well, there's -- you met selena gomez, right? >> yes. yes. very pretty girl. very cool person. >> jimmy: she posted this video.

now, she dates justin bieber. here is the video she posted to her website. >> okay. hello -- oh, my gosh. >> hey! hey! nice to meet you. hi, how are you? >> i'm so sorry to b bher you. >> thanks for being so sweet to me. >> thank you. i admire you. >> nice to meet you. >> oh my gosh! >> we can't tell her to go -- >> you used my fans a as bait. oh, my gosh. >> crazy. >> jimmy: we have a problem. houstoto-- you may have to call in the space cadets because -- >> tell me why. >> jimmy: because justin bieber is, like, a real life transformer and he can have his fans -- >> i met him at the mtv movie awards. >> jimmy: did you disable him? >> no, but he does, he rolls with like a huge squad of dudes. he has to. and he's got this presence like

buddah. he's the young prince. >> jimmy: he reminds me a lot of buddah. >> i went to go say hi, the security guard was like, whoa, whoa. and bieber does this wave, like, he's okay. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> very cool to me. >> jimmy: you were able to pass. >> he was bomb. >> jimmy: do you have a girlfriend now? >> i do have a girlfriend d w. >> jimmy: where did you meet her? >> at a bar in eckle park called the red lion. cool bar. >> jimmy: all right. a karaoke bar? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know what that place is. and so you met and you started going out -- >> that was that. >> jimmy: the whole deal? and it's going well? >> the whole deal. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're up to. >> it's going well. >> jimmy: we're going to look up space cadet. we're going to see a clip from "transformers" when we come back. shia labeouf, everybody. we'll be right back. you are the next trending topic.

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i was doing "wall street." michael douglas was sick. i wrote it down, it was epitome of strength. but that's not a word. it's the epitome. nobody corrected me! >> jimmy: i thoughtt was epitome first. >> it's not just me. >> jimmy: my cousin said, i've got a bad feeling in the epitome of mystomach. well, that's what happens when you become a big star. your co-stars, well, john malkovich is in this movie. he seems like an interesting guy. >> very interesting. >> jimmy: did you spend time with him? >> yeah, when we were doing publicity, he really turns the interesting on. we're in a fuselage, you know? we're flying around the country, you know, the world, and he's prepping two operas, one in french which is a one-man show

and another six-man show that he does in russian. and he's prepping that while we're, like, trying to form late what our answers are going to be for the tour. and so, there's this weird, you know, this is john malkovich, we're on the other side of the plane watching him three, four different languages and practicing opera as we try to figure out how we're going to answer the megan fox question. [ laughter ] it's like -- it's crazy. >> jimmy: sing it in german, you'll be fine. you have an unusual relationship with your director, michael bay. >> i love him. i love him. >> jimmy: and yet it seems like -- do you really love him? >> i do. we wrestle. these are hard movies to make.. for instance, we were doing this thing where i'm hanging from this hook on this robot's head, i'm flying around and i'm in this wire. and i -- i think you would be hard pressed t to find any man enjoying being on a wire if i tied your testicles to a vice --

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come, 311. our next guest is the reigning super bowl mvp, and if the nfl doesn't get his act

together, he could be for a veryryong time. from the super bowl champion green bay packers, please welcome aaron rodgers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: you think there's going to be an nfl season? because i can't bet on connect four forever. >> i think so. >> jimmy: what about the nba? you hear anything about that? >> they're actually losing money. we're making money. nba might be losing money. >> jimmy: you're on the owner's side on the nba deal? >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't think you would be. is it possible that the players are slowing down negotiations just so they don't have to go to minicamp? >> well -- nobody likes training camp. i know the packers, we're enjoying this. >> jimmy: you are? >> we're celebrating. >> jimmy: because if there's -- if they never play again, you

will be the super bowl champion forever. right? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: why ever play again? >> stop it right now. >> jimmy: just stop it right here. are you enjoying the time off? >> i've had a great time. >> jimmy: you started a record label, which is an excellent way to invest your money.. [ laughter ] it's one of the best ways to invest your money. >> yeah. i hope you didn't spend that much on it, i mean -- >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i'm not actually doing the music stuff. >> jimmy: you are a musician, right? >> ah -- no. amateur? amateur. >> jimmy: whatever, you know. but you have some guys? >> no, we do. we have a band and we're releasing a single and a video tonight. it's -- >> jimmy: oh, tonight? >> you can check them out. >> jimmy: very nice. you got your ring on. >> i have the ring right here. >> jimmy: it's important to have bling if you are running a record company. that is some ring. can i have a look at it? wow. it looks like -- oh. wow, this is the heaviest

ring -- this is unbelievably heavy. it must be real gold or something. it says mind, goal, purpose, heart on the inside. and it says kissy face mcgee? >> my nickname. >> jimmy: ohoh you haven't been to the white house yet. >> no, not yet. i don't think he's a big fan. >> jimmy: because he's a bears fan? >> he is. >> jimmy: you think you're being held out of the white house? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's been a long time. >> i don't know. wisconsin is a democrat state. i don't know what the problem is. >> jimmy: and you're ready to go any time, pick up and go over there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's unacceptabab. i have some photographs here. this is apparently one of your ho hobbies. this is what you do during the games. you see here -- that's you. >> jimm >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was back in 2006. there you are.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: now you've -- what is in your nose? >> smelling salts. >> jimmy: all right. we got -- cupss over your eyes. and now you're teammates are actually turning the tables and -- you are posing, they're doing all sorts of stupid stuff in the background. are you not getting enough attention as quarterback of the team? >> no. >> jimmy: do you screw around a lot during the games? >> yeah, i'm a big prankster. it starts in camp and goes all the way through the season. that started a couple years ago. and we started to look like it was accidental and the guys were like, man, you got inhe picture again. bad timing, i guess. and then it became a little bit more fun and the guys look forward to what i'm going to do that week. >> jimmy: what about in a real big game, like, at the super bowl. is there anything fun or funny that goes on during the game? >> my favorite story is before the game started. i'm not talking about the national anthem --

[ laughter ] i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys notice that when it was happening? >> i did. i don't want to say anything else about that. but we walked out on the field, there was a real long c cmercial break and guys are real nervous and it's kind of us and the steelers captains and kind of like a staredown that starts. but me, i get notice of the cameramen all rush to get to a perfect spot to take a picture of the coin toss. well, these two european, i'm guessing -- that was the is that okay to say?peaking -- >> jimmy: well, there's no such language as european, i think is what -- [ laughter ] don't worry, though. shia called him a space cadet, so -- you're off the hook entirely. >> way better. but these two guys were jockeying for position. one of the other guys pushed the other guy down.

he starts flipping him off. the guy is standing taking picture of the other guy flipping him off. push him again. the guy down low, he's looking and he starts taking pictures. so, they are taking pictures of each other and you can hear the clicks. hundreds of pictures. oom trying to get their attention. they're trying to stare down the steelers and i'm looking like, what the hell is going on over there? >> jimmy: did they look? >> no. they were nervous. >> jimmy: do you haze -- tim tebow was here last week. you probably saw, he got the top of his head shaved. do you do that with the packers? >> no, there's kind of a policy. they don't like to do stuff. we make them pay for bills and ruffle them up in camp. the rookies have to be on the third floor of the dorms we stay at, the haunting dorms we stay at. and we like to occasionally throw water balloons at them or lean a trash can of water against their door so when they open it it all kind off rushes n

and gets them wet. >> jimmy: that's good. >> make them feel at home. >> jimmy: well, very nice to meet you. i hope you get back to work very soon. defend your championship. >> i know. >> jimmy: it has to be done. thank you for bringing the ring, too. >> you bet. >> jimmy: there you go. aaron rodgers. you can see him at the espy awards, nominated for athlete of the year, right? wednesday, july 13th on espn. we'll be right back with music from 311. bc ú$ú$ú$ú$ú$pxpxp0ñ0x

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>> jimmy: this is their new album. it's called "universal cult." here with the song "sunset in july," from omaha, nebraska, 311. ♪ ♪ well i can show you how it is done there's no competitors time to say goodbye ♪ ♪ to the sun it takes a better turn wake up ♪ ♪ it's not your

typical rehash something unpredictable do you really know that ♪ ♪ i will remember this one i'm just on pure momentum rock out and break up your own suppression ♪ ♪ i like to see you having fun in the setting sun sunset in july ♪ ♪ rockers by my side and time is flying by ba da dop dop da dee yah ♪ ♪ watching you dancing and having the time of your life ♪ ♪ and it's getting me high time is flying by whwh oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ january february march into may here's june with a tune ♪ ♪ just to brighten my day sun setting in july i'm gonna fade 'em away time is sliding ♪ ♪ time is sliding on hear what i say woo

if you believe that ♪ ♪ believe that back-up back-up you need that ♪ ♪ need that space and time and time and space is my way ♪ ♪ i'm forever in existence i'm forever okay wow sunset in july ♪ ♪ rockers by my side and time is flying by ba da dop dop da dee yah ♪ ♪ watching you dancing and having the time of your life and it's getting me high ♪ ♪ time is flying by whoa-oh-oh the time of our lives here i was happy ♪ ♪ the days flying by come closer to me ♪ ♪ well i could never knock out all the things that you given ♪ ♪ throughout the multiverse but anything could be true might as well make up anything to believe in ♪ ♪ it's made inside of you

♪ sunset in july rockers by my side and time is flying by ♪ ♪ ba da dop dop da dee yah watching you dancing and having the time of your life ♪ ♪ and it's getting me high time is flying by whoa-oh-oh ♪ watching you dancing and having the time of your life and it's getting me high ♪ ♪ time is flying by whoa oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank aaron rodgers. thank you for being here. i want to thank shia labeouf. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is "universal pulse." playing us off the air with the song "down," you can see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, 311. food night! ♪ chill light on my sight as my ego becomes a funky child ♪ ♪ with some words on my tongue be like intake of breath and my mouou gets loose ♪ ♪ while i scatter my spit i dream of juice have you ever made out in dark hallways ♪