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hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us tonight. i want to do a quick poll. show of hands. who else has already forgotten who won "the voice?" we're heading into a big weekend. monday is the fourth of july. some of us will remember this weekend as the last time we had all ten fingers. you know, people forget that tom cruise but born on the fourth of july back when he had a beard and no legs. so, happy birthday to him, too. i'm having people over to my house on the fourth. we're going to track and barbecue a vegan this year. they're delicious because they are grass fed. guillermo, you're coming over, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. the nation of mexico contributes more to the fourth of july than i think america does. where do we get our illegal fireworks? mexico. who loads us up with so much tequila we can't remember who we

put our mouths on? mexico. chips, salsa, bean dip. the fourth of july, we should thank the country that makes it all possible -- mexico. so -- [ cheers and applause ] tell everyone back home we said thank you, okay? tell them we said gracias. >> gracias. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been drinking already, haven't you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. i don't know about the rest of the country, but all the good fireworks are illegal here in california. michael bay can blow the whole city up to make "transformers," i can'n'find a bottle rocket anywhere. one of my favorite traditions are the safety videos you see on the news where they blow up mannequins to show you how dangerous fireworks can be. this is why mannequins hate the fourth of july so much. it's like the holocaust for them. but i saw thihi commercial last night and it looks like finally someone is standing up for the mannequins. >> each year, the consumer product safety commission injured thousands of innocent mannequins like these poor dummies.

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the united states senate was supposed to have next week off to celebrate but today they had to cancel their vacation so they could work on approving a budget. but they did agree to wear speedos to give it that fourth of july feel.. either they really can't agree on a budget deal or they are all just looking for an excuse to get out of going on vacation with their families. sorry, kids. sorry, kids, you know that deficit our country's had, for, like, 1 years now? well, we have to fix it immediately. so, daddy won't be able to drive to legoland with you. have fun. i didn't pay much attention to history when i was in school, but as i get older, i'm more interested. and i've been watching a lot of the history channel lately. have you seen the history channel recently? check it out. watch it over this weekend. i'll tell you what, it's like getting a masters degree right here on cable tv. >> this week on the history channel, two guys pick through garbage in a barn. >> dukes of hazzard trash can.

>> this guy tries to sell a plastic head from an old toy. two guys kill alligators. >> this is fun. >> and larry the cable guy eats tobasco sauce. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> the history channel. what the hell happened to us? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i guess they finally ran out of hitler. some bad news from the nba today. the league and the players failed to reach a new collective bargaining agreement and as of midnight tonight, the players are locked out for the first time since 1998. i'm on the players' side. it's not like they're being unreasonable. all they're asking for is to play with diamond-encrusted basketballs, and that's not -- [ laughter ] but we might not have football or basketball this season. luckily, though, we've got plenty of women's soccer. so, we really don't need them. the women's soccer world cup is going on in germany right now. today, france hammered canada 4-0. and this is the highlight. it's our women's world cup play of the play.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's why you cannot take your eyes off this game for even a second. in reality television news, "a"arican idol" is reportedly talking to possible replacements for jennifer lopez who may not return as judge next year. if she does leave, she will join ellen degeneres and kara dioguardi on the list of judges who only lasted one season. who would have guessed that paula abdul would be the stable one. it's going to be tough to replace her. where will they find someone with the ability to never say anything bad about anyone ever? one of the people they are said to be considering is shakira. that's a good idea. put her next to steven tyler. like putting lindsay lohan next to jack daniel's. and by the way, while they're replacing judges on "american idol," how about replacing america, too?

based on the last few winners, we suck at picking idols. i mean, maybe e 's time we farm this out to india or something. my aunt chipip would be a good judge. my aunt chippy is very critical. she hates most everything. and since it's men's fashion week in europe right now, we thought it would be fun to give her a chance to review some of the new fashions, and it turns out, we were right. >> hey. it's men's fashion week in europe. let's see what the men are wearing this season. nice outfit. he goes together very, very nicely. i hope t ts guy -- i hope his mother is dead. what the hell is that? in brooklyn he would have been attacked and eaten. oh [ bleep ]. and you know what? i think it's fake! why am i doingnghis?

this is, like, so stupid. why am i getting myself involved with this? get him off, already! oh, good. i don't know why jimmy hates me so much. he could have at least given me a great body like i had when i was 20. when i die i'm going to haunt you, you little jerk! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimim: very nice. i don't know -- how many people's relatives threaten to haunt them when they die? al qaeda's having another bad week. computer hackers managed to break in and shut down the server they use to send out their messages and videos and totally crewed up their farmville crops, so -- [ laughter ] and they canceled their netflix account. it was a real mess. see, this is what these computer hackers should be doing. leave the playstation network alone. and go after al qaeda.

out of habit, al qaeda claimed responsibility for the attack. security expert who tracks al qaeda said the attack was well coordinated and involved an unusual cocktail of sophisticated techniques. which -- how hard could it be to hack al qaeda? bin laden was the most powerful al qaeda guy ever and his tv was the same one i used to watch "t.j. hooker" in my parents basement. terrible job for the geek squad, isn't it? i like the idea. they did this last year and i really -- i enjoy the idea of pulling a prank on al qaeda every fourth of july. maybe next year we toilet paper their caves. it was an historic day on fox news. the end of an era as glenn beck said farewell. fortunately, "toddlers and tiaras" is still around to pick up the crazy where glenn left off. i honestly never watched an entire episode of his show before today and it was amazing. i was enthralled. he's quite a character. he's leaving to launch his own company. it's called mercury radio arts.

but look at this. he or someone on his staff spelled the word "mercury" wrong. i'll -- [ laughter ] i'll miss glenn beck. we all will. and to honor his passing, we took the audio from one of his classic rants and combined it with video from a looney tuoons cartoon. and here it is, a tribute to possibly the looniest of them all. >> this guy has a deep-seeded hatred for white people or the white culture. i don't know what it is. he is going to set all of the wrongs of the past right. he doesn't like white people.y david axelrod is white. his chief of staff is white. i think 70% of the people that we see every day are white. robert gibbs is white. >> i'm not saying that he doesn't like white people. i'm saying he has a problem. he has a -- this guy is -- i believe, a racist. >> jimmy: i like him without pants.

[ cheers and applause ] and that is all, folks. last weekend here in california, the world's ugliest dog was crowned and our new reigning champion looks like this. >> meet yoda, the ugliest dog in the world. there he is. she, rather, beat out dozens of other ugly dogs in california saturday. her owner says when her family first found yoda in a field, they thought she was a rat. >> jimmy: oh, well, that's not nice. i think it's mean. you don't see us singling out the most hideously disfigured people. hey, you're ugly, put on this crown. it's not right. why do we do this to dogs? i don't think yoda is ugly. i think she just needs freshen up her look. so, we brought yoda here with her owner terry and gave her an ambush makeover. and here's how that went. ♪ >> we have been waiting for you. welcome. let's get to it. ♪

♪ >> she's good to go. >> j jmy: all right. and now it's time for the moment of truth. everyone, please welcome the new yoda! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. hi there. how are you? well, what do you think? do you like the new look? >> she's gorgeous. >> jimmy: she looks absolutely terrified, actually. why does the tongue hang out? >> it always does. >> jimmy: it just does, huh? and when she eats, does it go in? >> not really. >> jimmy: really?

wow. she's -- w wl, do you think maybe she's attracted to me? is that why that's happening? >> maybe. >> jimmy: all right, well, let's show the before and after comparis comparison. and we can see w wt yoda looked like previously. it's a real life cinderella story. i'm happy for you both. terry and yoda, everyone. may the force be with you. [ applause ] one more thing. it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> has highlights of the president's latest proposal to shrink the country's [ bleep ]. >> about a year and three months. normally he has a longer [ bleep ]. left cease see if i can show you. >> there have been 26 arrests as of this hour. to for public intoxication, four for [ bleep ] in the stands and a couple of others. >> could you ever be interested in [ bleep ], pat? >> not really. i may have to. i mean, my [ bleep ] is on

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>> jimmy: well, hello there. welcome back. with us tonight on the show, the super bowl mvp, from the green bay packers, aaron rodgers is here. he came by because he has nothing to do. he's unemployed. and then, we're kicking off summer with music from this album, "universal pulse." it comes out july 19th. 311 from the bud light outdoor stage. 311, they have a summer tour that begins july 8th in

bonner springs, kansas. so check them out live. our first guest tonight is a very talented young man, who has repeatedly saved the world battling cars that turn inin robots and toasters that turn into staplers. his latest 3-d blockbuster, it's callededtransformers: dark of the moon." it's in theaters now. please say hello to shia labeouf. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hey! >> jimmy: how's everything? [ cheers and applause ] >> awesome, awesome. >> jimmy: you know, every time i see you, like, on tv and you've become a fine young man, i think about the first time you were here, almost exactly eight years ago. and you were just a kid. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: there you are. wearing a man show sweatshirt at

the time and i was wearing my dad's sport jacket. >> same pose. hit that pose, jimmy. hit that pose right there. >> jimmy: some things don't change. look, here, let me try it. >> that's it. history. >> jimmy: there it is. you have really grown up. as i recall, at the time, you had a crush on one of the olsen twins, which is weird. because why not just have a crush on both of them? and, you were telling us that the movie you were promoting was crap. >> well, nothing's changed. it's still -- [ laughter ] no, yeah, man, i've been on the show, like, eight times. >> jimmy: you have been. you've been here a bunch of t e times. >> jimmy: it's great to have you. >> the band changed this is crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, well, we lost one and -- it's a long story, but -- >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: and, but congratulations. i know the movie has made enough money to wipe out the national debt. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've been all around the world. you had the big premiere this week in new york. did your crazy family come? >> yes. my dad didn't go.

he is like, are you going to do "snl" this time? no, dad. well, i'm not coming. he went and saw la canada last night. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah, but my aunt came, who is just as strange. she just decided to become a dj. she's like 40 year s old, she'sa dj. my uncle came. my uncle was wearing open toed sandals because he can't get shoes on anymore. i have to show you. i have to show you. he has no hygiene at all, man. he's -- i'll show you. >> jimmy: what's your uncle's name? >> barry. >> jimmy: uncle barry. >> get a closeup on that. that's my uncle's feet. >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> that's the double. this is a single here. >> jimmy: oh, no. it looks like it's got a tooth. >> look at that. >> jimmy: why is he doing this? >> i don't know. he said he looks at his foot and he can see life. [ laughter ] he can see himself growing. >> jimmy: wow. that is crazy. >> crazy.

>> jimmy: is he an employed person? >> yes, he is, he is. my aunt also met -- she met -- basically, run dmc comes to the premiere. she definitely knew him. she's trying to be sweet, so -- you put your hand out, my mom is like, hey, nice to meet you. so embarrassing. >> jimmy: that's not true. she did? >> my mom did. just like that. >> jimmy: how did he react to that? >> he was like, wow! start talking about the old neighborhood. it was weird, man. >> jimmy: wow. well, i'm glad everything's still the same as far as that stuff goes. >> both very happy. >> jimmy: that's very good. now, you also met -- i have another photograph here i'd like to share.. the astronaut buzz aldrin at the premiere. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: buzz aldrin and reverend run. >> he's incredible. he's been closer to god than any rabbi i met before. i had real reverence for him. >> jimmy: what did you guys talk about?

>> what can you talk about? the moon. i'm standing in front of this 80-foot poster. i never met him on set. standing in front of this poster, i'm on the pososr behind the thing. i go up to him, i'm really shy. i go, mr. aldrin, nice to meet you. and he goes, who are you, son? he wouldn't engage me right away. the publicist worked it out, asked him questions and none of them were interesting and i was mad embarrassed. and he looks like a space cadet. he is, he's a space cadet. >> jimmy: i guess. technically. maybe. i don't know if he would want to be called a space cadet, but -- >> what would you want to be called? >> jimmy: astronaut. yeah. >> same thing, though, right? >> jimmy: no. >> maybe that's politically incorrect. >> jimmy: i don't know what a space cadet is. i guess it is -- >> it's the same thing. >> jimmy: we'll figure it out in the commercial break. i don't he likes to be called a space cadet. >> i'll take it back. i met buzz aldrin the astronaut the other night. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you might -- i'm

worried about you in one way because there's -- well, there's -- you met selena gomez, right? >> yes. yes. very pretty girl. very cool person. >> jimmy: she posted this video. now, she dates justin bieber. here is the video she posted to her website. >> okay. hello -- oh, my gosh. >> hey! hey! hey, nice to meet you. >> hi. >> i'm so sorry to bother you. >> thanks for being so sweet to me. >> thank you. i admire you. >> nice to meet you. >> very nice to meet you. oh my gosh! >> i go, we can't tell her to go -- >> you used my fans as bait. >> crazy.sh. >> jimmy: we have a problem. houston -- you may have to call in the space cadets because -- >> tell me why. >> jimmy: because justin bieber is, like, a real life

transformer and he can have his fans -- >> i met him at the mtv movie awards. >> jimmy: did you disable him? did you neutralize his power? >> no, but he does, he rolls with like a huge squad of dudes. he has to. and he's got this presence like he's the young prince. >> jimmy: yeah. he reminds me a lot of buddah. >> i went to go say hi, the security guard was like, whoa, whoa. he was ready to take me down. and bieber does this, like, two-finger wave, like, he's okay. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> very cool to me. >> jimmy: you were able to pass. >> he was bomb. so much presence. >> jimmy: do you have a girlfriend now? >> i do have a girlfriend now. >> jimmy: where did you meet her? >> at a bar in eckel park called the red lion. cool bar. >> jimmy: all right. a karaoke bar? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know what that place is. and so you met and you started going out -- >> that was that. >> jimmy: the whole deal? and it's going well? >> the whole deal. yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're up to.

>> it's going well. >> jimmy: all right, well, we're going to look up space cadet. when we come back, we're going to see a clip from "transformers." shia labeouf, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪ the new blackberry playbook. it runs all this at the same time. ♪ why can't every tablet do that?

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word. i wrote it down, it was epitome of strength. but that's not a word. it's the epitome. nobody corrected me! nobody corrected me. >> jimmy: i thought it was epitome first. >> it's not just me. >> jimmy: it's not just you. not only that, but my cousin mickey said, i've got a bad feeling in t t epitome of my stomach. well, that's what happens when you become a big star. nobody corrects you when you do crazy ththgs. your co-stars, well, john malkovich is in this movie. he seems like an interesting guy. >> very interesting. >> jimmy: did you spend time with him? >> yeah, when we were doing publicity, he really turns the interesting on. we're in a fuselage, you know? we'r'rflying around the country, you know, the world, and he's prepping two operas, one in french which is a one-man show and another six-man show that he does in russian. and he's prepping that while we're, like, trying to form late what our answers are going to be for the tour. and so, there's this weird, you know, this is john malkovich,

we're on the other side of the plane watching him do three, four different languages and practicing opera as we try to figure out how we're going to answer the megan fox question. [ laughter ] it's like -- it's crazy. >> jimmy: sing it in german, you'll be fine. you have an unusual relationship with your director, michael bay. >> i love him. i love him. >> jimmy: and yet it seems like maybe -- do you really love him? >> i do. we wrestle. these are hard movies to make. for instance, we were doing this thing where i'm hanging from this hook on this robot's head, i'm flying around and i'm in this wire. and i -- i think you would be hard pressed to find any man who enjoys being on a wire. what i if took my shoe laces off and d ed your testicles into a vice and then hung you from that light up there and made you scream optimism at the top of your lungs -- you probably wouldn't want to have lunch with me after. so, it's that. i do love mike. >> jimmy: he just has no regard for your life. >> or my testicles.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come, 311. our next guest is the reigning super bowl mvp, and if the nfl doesn't get his act together, he could be for a very long time. from the super bowl champion green bay packers, please welcome aarororodgers.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: you think there's going to be an nfl seaean? because i can't bet on connect four forever. >> i thinknko. >> jimmy: what about the nba? you hear anything about that? >> they're actually losing momoy. our owners are saying we're making money. nba might be losing money. >> jimmy: you're on the owner's side on the nba deal? >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't think you would be. is it possible that the players are slowing down negotiations just so they don't have to go to minicamp? >> well -- nobody likes training camp. i know the packers, we're enjoying this. >> jimmy: you are? >> we're celebrating. >> jimmy: because if therere -- if they never play again, you will be the super bowl champion forever. right? >> yeah, exactly.

>> jimmy: i mean -- why ever play again? >> stop it right now. >> jimmy: just stop it right here. are you enjoying the time off? >> i've had a great time. >> jimmy: you started a record label, which is an excellent way to invest your money. >> i did, yeah -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's one of the best ways to invest your money. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i hope you didn't spend that much on it, i mean -- >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i'm not actually doing the music stuff. >> jimmy: you are a musician, right? >> ah -- no. amateur? amateur. >> jimmy: whatever, you know. but you have some guys? >> no, we do. we have a band called the make and we're releasing a single and a video tonight, it's -- >> jimmy: oh, tonight? >> the make music.com. you can check them out. >> jimmy: very nice. you got your ring on. >> i have the ring right here. >> jimmy: it's important to have bling if you are running a record company. that is some ring. >> you want to see? >> jimmy: yeah, can i have a look at it? wow. it looks like -- oh. wow, this is the heaviest ring -- this is unbelievably heavy.

it must be real gold or something. it says mind, goal, purpose, heart on the inside. and it says kissy face mcgee? >> my nickname. >> jimmy: oh. you haven't been to the white house yet. >> no, not yet. i don't think he's a big fan. >> jimmy: because he's a bears fan? >> jimmy: oh, i see. you think you're being held out of the white house? >> i think so. >> jimmy: it's been a long time. >> i don't know. wisconsin is a democrat state. i don't know what the problem is. >> jimmy: and you're ready to go any time, pick up and go over there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's unacceptable. now, i have some photographs here. this is apparently one of your hobbies. this is what you do during the games. you see here -- that's you. >> yeah. >> that was back in 2006. >> jimmy: there you are. >> yeah. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: now you've -- what is in your nose? >> smelling salts. >> jimmy: all right. we got -- cups over your eyes. and now your teammates are turning the tables and -- while you are posing, they are doing all sorts of stupid stuff in the background. are you not getting enough attention as quarterback of the team? >> no. >> jimmy: do you screw around a lot during the games? >> yeah, i'm a big prankster. it starts in camp and d es all the way through the season. that started a couple years ago. and wewe started just trying to look like it was accidental, and the guys were like, man, you got in the picture again. bad timing, i guess. and then it becameme little bit more fun and the guys look forward to what i'm going to do that week. >> jimmy: now, what about in a real big game. like, at the super bowl for instance. is there anything fun or funny that goes on during the game?? >> my favorite story is before the game started. i'm not talking about the national anthem -- [ laughter ] i'm sorry.

[ cheers and applause ] did you guys notice that when it was happening? >> i did. i don't want to say anything else about that. but we walked out on the field, there was a real long commercial break and guys are real nervous and it's kind of us and the steelers captains and kind of like a staredown that starts. but me, i get notice of the cameramen all rush to get to a perfect spot to take a picture of the coin toss. well, these two european, i'm guessing -- that was the language they were speaking -- these two european camera guys -- is that okay to say? >> jimmy: wewe, there's no such language as european, i think is what -- [ laughter ] don't worry, though. shia called him a space cadet, so -- you're off the hook entirely. >> way better. but these two guys were jockeying for position. one of the other guys pushed the other guy down. that guy didn't like it. he starts flipping him off. the guy is standing taking picture of the other guy flipping him off.

pushed him again. the guy down low, he's looking up and he starts taking pictures. so, they are taking pictures of each other and you can hear the clicks. hundreds of pictures. flipping each other off. i'm trying to get my teammates attention. they're trying to stare down the steelers and i'm looking like, what the hell is going on over there? >> jimmy: did they look? >> no. they were nervous. >> jimmy: do you haze -- tim tebow was here last week. you probably saw, he got the top of his head shaved. >> yeah, i saw that. >> jimmy: do you do that with the packers? >> no, there's kind of a policy. they don't like to do stuff. we make them pay for bills and ruffle them up in camp. the rookies have to be on the third floor of the dorms we stay at, the haunting dorms we stay at. and we like to occasionally throw water balloons at them or lean up a big trash can of water against their door so when they open it, 6:15 in the morning, it all kind of rushes in and gets them wet. >> jimmy: that's good.

>> make them feel at home. >> jimmy: well, very nice to meet you. i hope you get back to work very soon. defend your championship. [ cheers and applause ] >> i know. >> jimmy: it has to be done. thank you for bringing the ring, too. >> you bet. >> jimmy: there you go. aaron rodgers. you can see him at the espy awards, nominated for athlete of the year, right? wednesday, july 13th on espn. we'll be right back with music from 311. 3q yes! stain gone. in the first wash. stain, stain's gone. in the first. first wash. with resolve laundry stain remover you get four times more power. so it's guaranteed to remove tough stains in the first wash. this one's clean. the first time round. in the battle against stains resolve gives you a reason to celebrate.

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>> jimmy: this is their new album. it's called "universal pulse." here with the song "sunset in july," from omaha, nebraska, 311. ♪ ♪ well i can show you how it is done there's no competitors time to say goodbye ♪ ♪ to the sun it takes a better turn wake up ♪ ♪ it's not your typical rehash something unpredictable do you really know that ♪

♪ i will remember this one i'm just on pure momentum rock out and break up your own suppression ♪ ♪ i like to see you having fun in the setting sun sunset in july ♪ ♪ rockers by my side and time is flying by ba da dop dop da dee yah ♪ ♪ watching you dancing and having the time of your life ♪ ♪ a a it's getting me high time is flying by whoa oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ january february march into may here's june with a tune ♪ ♪ just to brighten my day sun setting in july i'm gonna fade 'em away time is sliding ♪ ♪ time is sliding on hear what i say woo if you believe that ♪ ♪ believe that back-up back-up you need that ♪ ♪ need that

space and time and time and space is my way ♪ ♪ i'm forever in existence i'm forever okay wow sunset in july ♪ ♪ rockers by my side and time is flying by ba da dop dop da dee yah ♪ ♪ watching you dancing and having the time and it's getting me high ♪ ♪ time is flying by whoa-oh-oh the time of our lives here i was happy ♪ ♪ the days flying by come closer to me e ♪ well i could never knock out all the things that you given ♪ ♪ throughout the multiverse but anything could be true might as well make up anything to believe in ♪ ♪ it's made inside of you ♪ ♪ sunset in july

rockers by my side and time is flying by ♪ ♪ ba da dop dop da dee yah watching you dancing and having the time of your life ♪ ♪ and it's getting me high time is flying by whoa-oh-oh ♪ ♪ watching you dancing and having the time of your life and it's getting me high ♪ ♪ time is flying by whoa oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank aaron rodgers. thank you for being here. i want to thank shia labeouf. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is "universal pulse." playing us off the air with the song "down," you can see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, 311. good night! ♪ chill light on my sight as my ego becomes a funky child ♪ ♪ with some words on my tongue be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose ♪ ♪ while i scatter my spit i dream of juice have you ever made out in dark hallways ♪ ♪ displayed a kiss that made your day or say play a track from your record collection ♪ ♪ it's your mix