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from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- roseanne barr.

from "breaking bad," aaron paul. and music from viva brother. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, welcome back, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, cleto. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. welcome. it's very nice. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] i know most of you are here because harry potter was sold out but i appreciate you being here nonetheless. is this show a rerun? no, i'm here, right? [ laughter ] i'm never really sure. i've been off the air for two weeks.

as you can see, the sex change operation went off without a hitch. i had a lot of fun. i love vacation. i had a lot of fun. i had some friends in town. i actually brought some pictures. here i am with my friends bill and kate hanging out at the lake. here we are in our cowboy hats at stampede parade. that was a hoot. i'd never been to a polo match before but we had a lot of fun. very fancy. after the match, there's a tradition in polo i didn't know about. we got drunk and hit each other with mallets. i was glad to be out of town this weekend because here in l.a. they closed the very busy ten-mile stretch of the 405 freeway. they closed the whole freeway down so that oprah could go for a jog. ridiculous. actually, they -- [ cheers and applause ] they closed it bsh -- not for oprah but rather to demolish a bridge. somehow it became national news. i think people want bad things to happen to l.a. so even before we had what they thought was going to be a huge traffic jam, they gave it a

nickname, carmageddon is what they were calling it. it was supposed to be closed for 53 hours. the experts were predicting horrible traffic jams like you'd be in traffic until you were in your 40s, 50s. doctors were asking babies not to be born over the weekend. but it turned out to be nothing. carmageddon was a big glop. this time, we can't even blame bruce willis for it. it was a flop on its own. they finished 17 hours early. i've been living here for 17 years. coming back from around on sunday, we had less traffic than i've ever seen. the streets were completely clear. everyone was calm and responsible. they just stayed off the road. even lindsay lohan did not do anything. and while i -- [ applause ] i applaud usrestraint, i feel we might bee losing our edge a little bit. i might get a galen of gasoline and set a dumpster on file after the show just to kick start

things. get them back on track. did any of you see thiss harry potter movie this weekend? [ applause ] calm down. it's for children, for god sakes. harry potter and the deathly hallows part two made $168.6 million in north america alone this weekend. it's the highest opening weekend for any movie ever. even bigger than "the clumps." i don't want to spoil it for anyone but harry turns out to be a wizard. this is the eighth and final movie of the serie. i guess the focus is on the battle between harry and lord vo voltimore, the evil wizard. who lost his nose. so he turned evil. i was lacking at this picture today in the newspaper. it's scary but i was wondering what he would look like if he had a nose. this is what he would lack like. watch this. out on hollywood boulevard.

a woman. and there you are. let's try another nose. not so bad really without the nose. here's -- and glasses. nose and glasses. here's a kid's nose. here -- it's a pierced nose. she doesn't know what is going on but -- and another noseless llain. well, really -- kind of looks the same. he's stolen darth vader's nose is what's happened there. one of our writers took his daughter to see harry potter this weekend. he looked it up on the internet. not only this happened in l.a. it happened in a bunch of cities around the country. before the movie, you know, thy show commercials now, which is delightful. and before the big final episode of harry potter, they showed this commercial. >> over the ages, men have

fought for it. battled for it. even died for it. one might say it's the most powerful film on earth. >> so come on, ladies, show it a little love. cleansing washing cloths from summer's eve. hail to the "v." >> jimmy: hail? hail to the "v." [ applause ] daddy, what is the "v"? i don't know, play with your magic wand. what happened to the singing popcorn and the dancing soda? i don't know if kids understand exactly what the "v" is but they're all at the movie. guillermo, do you know what the v. is? >> no. >> jimmy: i'm a man of science. we sent a camera out on hollywood boulevard today to show the commercial to kids to see if they could figure out what this summer's eve commercial is about.

>> men have fought for it. battled for it. >> is this a video game? >> i think it's a little bizarre. >> trying to take a baby i think. i think that's true. i don't know. >> i don't even know what the "v" is but they shouldn't fight about it. >> i like the horsey. >> i don't know what the "v" is but i'ma try it. >> inappropriate. >> jimmy: that's right, she'ss right, it's inappropriate for the movies. [ cheers and applause ] you know what it is now? you figured it out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] how do you spell "v"? >> "v." >> jimim: there is -- there's a new episode tonight of "the bachelorette." bachelorette ashley has narrowed the field of suitors down to

three. tonight, ames got the boot. if you don't know who ames is, you probably won't care so i won't bore you with it. this is the week where they went to the bachelor's hometown to meet their families. it's always a special moment when the man brings home the woman he has a one in four chances of marrying. i'd like you to meet the future mrs. baum or rosen baum or -- depending on who she picks. they visit these families. it's always pretty much the same. the mom is nice. they live in a beautiful house. there's the sister who doesn't quite buy it. sometimes there's a dad who thinks he might get some sex out of the deal if he hangs out. when ashley got to ben's house tonight, things were a little bit different. >> i would be completely devastated in ashley didn't get along with my mom or sister because they mean everything to me. they are my world. and if things don't go well, it might be the end for ashley and i. >> ready? >> yeah. >> today, ashley's going to meet

my mother, my father, my sister maria. i can see ashley being a part of this family. i really can. >> shut up. >> jimmy: wait a minute. i think my tivo accidentally switcheded over to "hoarders" in theeiddle of that. i apologize for that. [ applause ] even though -- even though our team lost in the final, it was refreshing this weekend to see women competing for something other than a rose on television. the u.s. women's world cup soccer team lost a heartbreaker to japan yesterday. which means we're now losing to japan in math, science and penalty kicks. none of the experts thought the japanese women s sod a chance. especially when they stood up to play in hello kitty sparkle boots. but the game ended in a tie. they won the shootout. it was the second highest rated women's soccer game ever in the united states. i want to say somethihi to -- i've been hearing a lot of guys who say women's soccer is boring. listen, all soccer is boring.

not just women's. it's all very, very -- [ applause ] -- boring. no matter what type of genitals. here's the young fellow who got pretty excited when -- watch this, when the u.s. team scored a goal. >> first time, she takes a look where the goalkeeper is and then keeps it nice and low. >> jimmy: niece goal and -- [ applause ] he's going to do very well in new orleans. there's a big scandal at the world cup courtesy of the north korea team on which multiple players tested positive for steroids. this is great. the coach of the team said his players didn't know they were using steroids. they said the team was hit by lightning before the match and they thought they were injecting deer musk glands to help them heal from the lighthtng but it turned out to be steroids that they put in. that's not so much an excuse as

it is a mad lib. need an animal. deer. okay. body part. musk glands. all right, now weather. lightning. great, team was hit by lightning so they injected deer musk glands into their buttocks. speaking of drugs, charlie sheen is coming back to television. oh, you didn't know he did that? lions gate entertainment, the company that produces "mad n" announced today they will team with charlie for a new sitcom called "anger management." that's not a joke. maybe they're just telling him he's starring in a tv show. and sending him to anger management. i guess that's possible. either way this could be huge boost for the hooker economy which has been suffering. so let's keep our fingers crossese one more thing on the topic of sitcoms, we have one of the all-time great sitcom stars on our show tonight. ro

roseanne barr. [ applause ] roseanne has been here several times. one time when roseanne was here, it was her birthday. as a result of that birthday, we happened upon one of my favorite moments in the history of the show. we talk about this all the time. it was 2006. we asked some people on the street to wish roseanne a happy birthday. one of the people was a kid who had some difficulty getting the words out. well, stick with this and enjoy. >> right now? uh -- hap -- now? uh. uh. hap -- now? w? happy birthday -- right now? right now? now? starting now? happy birth -- roseanne?

okay. hap -- i can't. happy birthday rose -- happy birthday, ross -- happy birthday roseanne -- now? right there? right there.ing great. >> happy roseanne [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: right? now, that young man, his name -- again, that was five years ago.

his name is bobby. he's here with us tonight in our audience. and he's all grown up. say hello, everyone, to bobby. bobby. [ applause ] can you say hello to everyone? go ahead and say hello to everyone, bobby. >> now? >> jimmy: yes, now. just say hello -- >> now? >> jimmy: say hello to everybody? >> now? >> jimmy: yeah, now, anytime. >> now? >> jimmy: yeah, whenever. yeah, just right -- there he is, bobby, everyone. [ applause ] he really grew up. really grew up in five years. it's astonishing. we have a good show for you tonight. from "breaking bad," a great show, aaron paul is with us. we have music from viva brother. and we'll be right back with roseanne barr so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] i like things stacked.

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight on the poe gram, a emmy-winning actor, from the great show "breaking bad," aaron paul is with us. we have music from viva brother, tomorrow night, kyra siege wing will be here. and jay, a blind movie critic. you know how you watch movies in 3-d, he watches them in no "d" at all.

our first guest is the author of this book. she's a macadamia farmer. for rere. you can watch her show "roseanne's nuts." please say hello to roseanne barr. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you really are a farmer. it's like "hee-haw" in here now. >> this is like the future i think. everybody's going to be lacking -- wearing these kind of outfits pretty soon. when everybody has to start growing their own gardens to eat. >> jimmy: you think that's going to happen? >> definitely, 2012, end of the world, get ready for it ladies and gentlemen. >> jimmy: are those mack dam yum nuts? >> these are some of my nuts. and i want you -- i like too ge

them in your mouth. >> jimmy: oh are these -- >> 'cause they're so good -- i just love -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: are them really from your farm? >> no. >> jimmy: these are not from your farm? >> no, i missed the deadline. but they will be from my farm soon. but those are from australia. they're just as good though.. although you know what, my -- my hawaiian mack dam yum nuts, jimmy, i'm not kidding, they're way bigger than australia's nuts. >> jimmy: well, that's america -- >> and they're so delicious. i just have to take this opportunity to say -- i just have to say i am in love with the macadium nut! i love it. [ cheers and applause ] and why? and why? i'll tell you why. >> jimmy: yeah, why? >> because, jimmy, it's the hope of the world. it's -- >> jimmy: it is?

>> i believe the mack dadium nu can save the world. it has low carbs. it lowers your cholesterol. now if people would get their protein from nuts instead of beef, there'd be no more global warming. two, there would be enough grain left over to feed every hungry person on earth. that's how. >> jimmy: wow, all from the nut? seems like a heavy burden to put on the nut. >> it's true. like to come up with solutions to the world's problems you know? cause it's just so fun to drink and talk to your friends about stuff like that. i really have been trying to figure out an answer to every problem for about ten years now. >> jimmy: this is why you moved to hawaii and started growing nuts. i think people think you're joking, by the way. you're note joking. you really are living in hawaii and really are farming macadium

nuts. >> i am so dead serious about saving this world. really, i am. i'm on a mission. i'll tell you what -- >> jimmy: did you know the mack came young nut isn't actually a nut, it's a legume? >> really? >> jimmy: no, i made it up. >> nothing would surprise me with b that nut. >> jimmy: it's a good nut. >> i have goats. i make my own goat cheese. i have a two-acre guard wherein i grow root vegetables. plus herbs and spices. pineapple. citrus. i really do grow things. >> jimmy: that sounds great. >> i'm just loving it so much. like really getting my hands in the dirt. taking all my frustrations and hatred out for people in hollywood on trees. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you -- are you just there for the show are you really there? >> no, i've been there for about five years. why i was like really -- i was like seriously going, if i could get these nuts -- i'm serious, like, they're just all over the

ground. and, you know, these -- and i'm like, how come they're not giving those to people who a a hungry? i'm like, i start thinking, how do i get them off the ground to the hungry? so i start thinking like how i can do a paul newman thing and like actually end up doing something good on tv. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, so this is a charity endeavor, this whole thing? >> yeah it kind of is, yeah. >> jimmy: kind of it? >> no, it is for sure. but there's so many other things. there's a whole stuff about organic farming. you know, they're trying to run the american family farmer out of business. and this really is ground zero right now. and you know, there's just a whole bunch of other things. and especially bees. i'm growing bees. and that's how we're really -- >> jimmy: you're growing bees? >> yeah. you know, jimmy -- you know, jimmy, bees are -- bees are very necessary. without bees, weweon't have any crops. and people are so [ bleep ] stupid, they forget that, you know? so instead, they're killing all the bees everywhere. and, you know, there's no bees in hawaii.

so i feel like i got to go to hawaii and grow bees. >> jimmy: well, are you -- there are no bees in hawaii? >> no, they were all dead like a couple years ago. very few. a lot of farmers over there have brought in bees. you know, we have hives and, you know, we're growing our honey. but it's to make bees come because after they come, like, then they go and pollinate all the food and without bees, i mean, seriously, food shortages and stuff like everybody talks about, the end of the world. well, you know if we don't start growing stuff and getting clean water and things like that, it's some serious [ bleep ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: well put. so you're bringing bees over to hawaii. i hope that doesn't disrupt the ecosystem there. >> no, i'm not bringing them. they were already there. but we put them in protection so they can create more queens. which brings me to my show "roseanne's nuts." because i think, you know, i think that it's going to take women to save the world, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean --

probably some men too. we can pitch in. >> oh, ya, the drones. we want men for our drones. >> jimmy: we can go out there and work the farm. >> you guys are strong. can move stuff around. take out garbage. ya'll do have your purpose. >> jimmy: right. that's to work as the drones. so are you suggesting that everyone should buy a farm and -- >> no, i know not everyone can go buy a 48-acre farm sight unseen such as did i. >> jimmy: sight unseen? what are you doing? >> i just love it! i hope, you know -- i just love it. >> jimmy: but you couldn't go check it out and take a walk around before buying it? >> i'm kind of an impulsive -- i have an impulsive personality. >> jimmy: that's not necessarily good when you have bees living in your area. >> i love bees. i have the whole bee suit. >> jimmy: you do? >> i know how to get the honey out of the hive. way the bees are -- they've got

a lot of telepathy. i thought, maybe could i use that telepathy on pigs trying to get at my nuts. >> jimmy: the first episode, you're starting to shoot a pig, right? >> well, just shooting over its head. i don't really want to kill anything. i would like to transspecies communicate. i thought, i'm smart and kids are supposedly smart. i've seen people talk to their dogs and such, right? >> jimmy: right. >> people do communicate with their dogs and cats. >> jimmy: pigs are supposed to be very smart. >> i thought if i just go tell them, hey, you know, you're not wanted over here, that maybe they would get it. so i'm experimenting. >> jimmy: is s working? >> no. >> jimmy: not so far. we're going to take a quick break. ♪ here we go, yah

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>> jimmy: that is rosos san bar. the show is called "roseanne's nuts." it airs wednesdays at 9:00 on lifetime. that didn't look like farming to me. >> oh, it's so fun driving all that big equipment. it's so fun. >> jimmy: do you really do it? >> i really do it. it's rad. >> jimmy: you looked like you were just destroying some plants. >> i'm cleared 20 acres all these weed trees. weed trees are choking off my nut trees so i got to go get 'em, you know, out of there so the nuts can get some sun and stuff, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you know, it's true. and so like i've cut just so many of these or knocked 'em down and i just love it. because you can put your frustrations in doing something good like getting rid of weeds. >> jimmy: do you feel like you have a lot of frustrations? >> i sure as hell do, yeah. >> jimmy: even living out in hawaii? >> i am mellower there than, like, you know, no traffic and stuff. keeps your more mellow. >> jimmy: how old's your son now? >> he's almost 16. i have to say this for him.

swag. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. does he like being out on the farm? >> no, he thinks it's bogus. that's what he says. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. because it doesn't seem like a lot of fun for a 16-year-old to be surrounded by nuts all the time. >> yeah, we, he, you know, he goes to a school where he hangs out with his buddies and stuff. >> jimmy: his buddies are out there? >> he only comes home on the weekends. but he thinks it's bogus anyway. i don't really make him do much. but i always say, you know, learning about nature is something thth's really good for kids. and i did want to say even though not everyone can go get a farm and all, everyone can grow some vegetables and stuff in their house or their garden. you could even do it in a garbage pail. potatoes you know. it's so good for us to remember basic things. because, you know, they got us up here, we're all -- you know, we need to be down here. >> jimmy: we're all like this. and we should be like this a little bit, right? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what, i have to say -- i grow some things at my house.

>> i heard that, that's good. >> jimmy: and d ere is no -- it really seems like magic when you have dirt and you put some seeds in there and something comes out. you're like, i can't believe it worked. >> i know. i can't -- i know. it's amazing. it's just -- it'sike miraculous. because like you forget where stuff comes from. >> jimmy: i guess maybe just we do. >> i mean people like us who work in our heads, comics and stuff, writers. >> jimmy: yeah, it's nice to have something. i found out another thing, when they grow, there's no stickers on them. stickers come after they're grown. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that doesn't happen -- >> here's a riddle for i yous winking this of myself the other day. which came first, the carrot or the carrot seed? >> jimmy: hm. i would say the carrot seed. yes? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: oh. [ lalahter ] >> i think about it though. it's weird. >> jimmy: i didn't even knono there were carrot seeds to be honest with you. >> that's what you put in the dirt. >> jimmy: i know it makes sense. where in the carrot is there a seed? >> seeds are part -- little

particles of carrots. see, you didn't know that, did you? isn't it mind-blowing? you're putting these -- >> jimmy: i think you might be farming some other crops there in hawaii. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, i'm not. no. >> jimmy: not at all. >> no, not at all. because, you know, they'll come -- you can't -- that's against the law over in hawaii. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. it's frowned upon in hawaii. >> it is. >> jimmy: sometimes they'll go like this and it's really -- that means you're in a lot of trouble. this is your third book, "roseanne ahchy." you look peace loving in that book certainly. it's great to have you here. it sounds like you're having a lot of fun on the farm. are you going straight back or do you hang out here for a while? i'm going to be here for a few days. i've got my grandkids out there. just living a less dumb-ass life. >> jimmy: that's the title for book number four i think. roseanne barr. >> everybody it's so nice to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nice to see you

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and can help lower cholesterol. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, viva brother will be with us. our next guest won an emmy award last year for cooking meth with "malcolm in the middle's" dad on the great show "breaking bad." its fourth season premiered last nightht you can watch it sundays at 10:00 on amc. please welcome aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] well, it's very nice to meet you. welcome. it's good to have you here. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: it's a little weird for me to see you because i've been watching the show intensely over the last couple of days. >> good, good. >> jimmy: and you're not that

guy from the show for real though, right? you're not a criminal? >> no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: not a drug user? >> no, no, no, no, not at all. no. i got to tell you guys something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm not a drug addict, but i used to come and sneak into your show all the time. >> jimmy: as -- in what way? how would you do that? >> when he first started this show, cold play performed. >> jimmy: our first night, yeah. >> the first night. i befriended a security guard. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that one over there? >> yes, that guy, right there. sorry. i'm sorry. no, he would let me into the back. i would just drink your booze -- >> jimmy: for real? >> like this is a true story. i would come in here and free drink. i would free drink. the green room is unbelievable. there's a pool table. there's arcade games. so much shrimp cocktail and booze and -- >> jimmy: you would just come here like it was a wedding that you were crashing kind of, huh? >> yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it was -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's -- >> yeah, yeah. i would come here -- i mean, i wouldn't come here like every night but it was pretty close. i lived just two blocks down the street. >> jimmy: how off one you come here? >> seriously, i would come here like two, three nights a week. >> jimmy: really? >> i swear to god. true story. >> jimmy: you're here more than me. >> two, three nights a week, i would come here. then finally, eventually about two months, a producer came up to me and said -- because we were becoming very comfortable and so we continued to drink just a little bit more. and became a little bit more wild backstage. a producer camee up to me and said, why are you here all the time? and who lets you in? i didn't know what to say. and then i realized that was the end of it. >> jimmy: really? that was when you stopped coming? >> that's when i stopped coming. >> jimmy: here you are. came here in the normal way. >> a very legit way. >> jimmy: have you seen that security guard? >> i have not. i feel so bad.

i don't want him to get fired. >> jimmy: yeah, no, we wouldn't want somebody who lets random strangers into the theater to get fired. don't worry about my safety. just as long as you and your friend -- >> i wanted to pay you back. i wanted to pay you back. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i have some money. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> jimmy: how much money do you have? >> probably not enough because i drank a lot of your booze. >> jimmy: all right. >> i have some -- >> jimmy: i'll take whatever you have. now i feel like we're really on shot. thank you so much. all right, i'll take that. i'll take what i can get. >> knew. >> jimmy: i'm going to use this to hire better security guards. >> oh, good, good, good, good, good. >> jimmy: after that, did you move to another show? did you start going over to "leno" or something? >> i never went to "leno." actually, i -- i used to go to "the price is right." no joke. yes, yes. me and three of my friends. there was four of us that would go to "the price is right."

we figured out the method -- >> jimmy: because everyone in the show is a potential contestant, right? >> we just wanted to go and try to win random prizes. there's a me thod to the madnes. three of the four made it on the stage. >> jimmy: really, their of the four? how often would you go? >> i mean, i -- not every day. i mean, not as much as i went here. but we would go. we figured out what we needed to do. because there's 300 people they let in the audience. they only can pick nine. and you -- i realized the first time i went, you want to be the back because they can only pick nine people. and they bring in -- it's not just like random name out of the hat drawing. producers actually talk to you and kind of like do a q & a because they want some energetic people. and so they brought me up. and they're like, you know, what's your name, what do you do? i just said my name's aaron.

i'm, like, i can't belelve i'm about to see the stage of "the price is right." and i hugged my friends. i'm freaking out. i put a cbs bumper sticker on my back. so i was like a walking advertisement for cbs. >> jimmy: i see. >> and then i just start running away and they're laughing at me. they're like, come back, come back. what do you do? i just scream and put up my hands and said, i fold pants at the gap. and i just -- i ran off. and they picked me. [ laughter ] so that's how you get on. just so you know. >> jimmy: fold pants -- be a character. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now this -- by the way, the show is phenomenal. it's really one of the best shows ever. this guy, vince gilligan who works at the show, must be a genius. worked on "the x-files." one of my other all-time favorite shows. >> i played the role of sky commander winky on one ep -- yeah, sky commander winky. that was a nickname on the

"x-files." my first meeting with vince, we actually didn't meet on "the x-files" but he brought up "x-files." i said i was on the lord of the flies. he said, you played sky commander winky. yes. he said, that was my nickname in college. he goes, i don't know, that's just what people called me. so that's what got me the job. >> jimmy: you played the guy named after his nickname. did he name the character after himself? >> no, no, tom, who actually is a writer on "breaking bad," he was also a writer on "x-files," he wrote that particular episode and put that in for vince. >> jimmy: there's got to be some penis related reason for sky commander winky. >> 100%, of course. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. congratulations on the emmy too. >> thank you. >> jimmy: unfortunately, you guys -- >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: were not on the air this year to get nominated again but next year, there you go. aaron paul, everybody. "breaking bad." sunday nights at 10:00 on amc. whwh we come back music from viva brother.

>> jimmy: this is their debut album. it's called "famous first words."

here with the song "darling buds of may," viva brother! ♪ ♪ i burnt the kitchen down you told me ooh ooh ♪ ♪ we've got to get this right right now uh oh oh ♪ ♪ you tried to shut me up so i told you ooh ooh ♪ ♪ we've got to get thth right right now uh oh oh ♪ ♪ and when you walk and when you walk i feel better now i feel better now ♪ ♪ and when you walk and when you walk i feel so much better now because her birthday's in ♪ ♪ may in may it is what it is it is what it is her birthday's in ♪ ♪ may in may it is what it is

it is what it is ♪ ♪ i heard police last night their sirens ooh-ooh we've got to get this right right now uh oh oh ♪ ♪ they tried to pick me up i told them ooh ooh we've got to get this right right now uh oh oh ♪ ♪ and when you walk and when you walk i feel better now i feel better now ♪ ♪ and when you walk and when you walk i feel better now i feel so much better now ♪ because her birthday's in ♪

♪ may in may it is what it is it is what it is ♪ ♪ ♪ because her birthday's in may ♪ ♪ in may ♪ it is what it is ♪ it is what it is ♪ her birthday's in may ♪ in may ♪ it is what it is ♪ it is what it is

♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank our guests. first of all, aaron paul. "breaking bad." thanks to roseanne barr. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, kyra sedgwick, blind movie critic jay forry and music from theophilus london. this is their debut album. "famous first words" album is out now. playing us off the air with "time machine" -- see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, viva brother! goodnight! ♪ my darling told me she was on her way she said she'll leave tomorrow ♪ ♪ she said