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from "true blood", stephen moyer. and music from bush. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, it's my duty to inform you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to see us tonight. that's very nice. thanks for making this our time together, i appreciate it. you know, there's a heat wave roasting the country this week. though, heat wave sounds too nice. what we're dealing with here seems to be more of a heat middle finger.

[ laughter ] today in washington, d.c., the heat index was 114 degrees. maybe the world actually did end in may and people in washington are in hell right now. [ laughter ] republicans are blaming president obama for bringing the heat over from his native kenya. [ laughter ] they say the high temperatures are being caused by something i never heard of before. a heat dome. which is a mass of hot air trapped under a high pressure zone. it sounds -- heat dome sounds like a bruce willis movie. can you take the heat? it's been nice here, though. beautiful here in l.a. it was 74 in san diego said where comic-con got under way. ananit's good that it was cool there becausus last year, you probably remember, 11 wookies died of heat stroke. [ laughter ] i tell you what, i like comic-con, but i don't feel like i get a lot of respect from the other attendees. comic-con, in case you don't know, is the comic book and movie and video game convention.

130,000 people are expected to attend this year. security is very high h cause, you know, if you think about it, if the terrorists were to attack comic-con, there would be nobody left in america that could fix a computer. we'd be forced to go back to atari. plus place [ applause ] i don't know if you saw this, but this morning on "good morning america," former charlie sheen goddess bree olson sat down for an interview -- finally. it turns out, she wasn't all that thrilled about being one of char leap's two interviews.. dan harris -- he gets the best assignments of all. earlier this week, he had the big paris hilton interview. and -- this, today, he got to interview bree olson and asked her about the living arrangement and this is what she had to say. >> tense environment then in the moment? >> at times. >> between the two of you, the women, not you and charlie.

>> it was like you could cut the air with a knife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we do have a lot of smog here in l.a., so, i guess that's possible. the interview with bree olson was so intriguingover every level that we wanted to immortalize it. so, we took the audio from the interview and combined it with video from an old episode of "heman," and here's how that came together. >> what got you interested in the adult movie business? >> it's something i'd always been interested in. i've always been very insafable sexually. just because i've chosen to do what everyone else does in this whole entire world in camera does not make me ineligible to be around children. so, you moved in and as you are moving in you find out that there's another woman living there, too? >> she did not look too happy to see me there. >> jimmy: that's -- [ applause ] bree olson in a rare threesome

with the reptile men. speaking of unusual show business relationships, this is one that hasn't been getting a lot of attention. there's an actor named doug hutchison. he was in "the green mile" and played the leader of the dharma initiative on "lost" adjust married a 16-year-old. with the content of her parents. courtney stoden is his wife. they gave an interview to e online. while the story may sound disturbing, when you see them together, they're just like any other husband and wife. >> both made mention a couple of times why you did this, you know, bib likely, morally. talk to me about the issue of premarital sex and the decision to abstain from it. >> you want to answer that? >> well, courtney was christian, and saving herself for marriage. and, you know, i got to say, if there's only one caveat toll

our -- the ocean between our age differences, i wished i was a think it's -- met, because i >> it's fine that he wasn't. he's good. whatever. he's a tiger. >> oh, god. you're so bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's give it a minute so that everyone's skin can stop crawling. by the way what was going on at the beginning. was she posing or having a stroke? apparently she's an aspiring singer. and check her out online. what a beautiful voice she has, really. but here's more with doug and courtney, explaining why their relationship isn't any different from anyone elses. >> there was nothing illegal or immoral about it. it was just that we found ourselves falling for each other. >> falling on the w wgs of love together. >> jimmy: she's definitely flying high, but i'm not sure it's on the wings of love.

this is good. i saw this on cable this morning. if you watch a lot of news, you know how important the segue is. this is when a reporter transitions, hopefully gra gracefully, from one topic to another. cnn headline news has a hard time w wh this. they go very rapidly. take a look at this, from robin meade. it's our headline news segue of the day. >> with some men pulled the pilot from the plane and say that he had severe injuries to his neck. and cuts on his legs and appeared to be in shock. a tur tois now has a swiveling wheel as a leg. [ applause ] >> jimmy: hold on a second. i'm confused. did a -- did a small plane crash into a tortoise? because -- remember the $6 million man? met the $3 dollar. the tsa announced yesterday that they'll no longer use that body scanner technology that creates

digital images of passengers in the nude. you know that thing th? they made an executive decision yesterday after aretha franklin boarded a plane at l.a.x. no more. oh. is her family here? i'm sorry. [ laughter ] but now the scanners will generate a generic human form and the tsa is going to have to get their naked people from the internet like the rest of us a qaeda is reportedly working on a cartoon series aimed at recruiting kids into their organization. don't we already have a cartoon terrorist? his name is wily al coyote and he's constantly ploying things up al qaeda released a clip of the cartoon today online. thth borrow pretty heavily from one of our kid's favorite shows. >> are you ready infeideinfidel? oh -- ♪ who lives in a terror camp

under the sea ♪ ♪ sponge bomb square pants ♪ killing and killing and killing some more ♪ ♪ sponge bomb square points ♪ 70 virgins for him to adore ♪ sponge bomb square pant ♪ responsponge bomb square pant♪ >> jimmy: it's a kids show. [ [ plause ] a new nationwide study found that the show "jersey shore," contrary to popular belief, hasn't changed people's view of new jersey at all, which -- i guess doesn't say much about their view of new jersey before the show went on the air. and meanwhile, the cable channel bravo announced they are teaming up with ryan seacrest to produce a new reality show that s se are calling the persian "jersey

shore." it's like "jersey shore" meets even more cologne. we really are living in the golden age of dracarnoir. it's called "shas of sunset." ryan s screst decided to produce it when he realized he had a 90-second period of time when he wasn't doing anything. this should be interesting. the postmaster general said this week that a major decline in the volume of mail being sent may force the pososl service to reduce the number of days it deliverers. within 15 years, they may down to delivering three days a week. the postal service is projected to lose $8.3 billion this year because people are e-mailing and well, here's the story from fox 5 new york. >> failing mail volume and soaring red ink may soon doom saturday mail delivery. and prompt a three-day a week delivery within the next 15 years. this according to patrick

donahue's warning this afternoon. to cut costs and save time, mail will not be delivered door to door. it will be flung out of the truck as it passes your street. >> what the hell are you doing? >> for channel 5 news in new york, i'm michael. >> jimmy: no packages in the mail slot, please. [ applause ] i smell smoke. is there smoke or something? oh. i think there's a fire under my desk. >> stay two of my challenge to survive under jimmy kimmel's desk. i made a simple fire out of some cue cards, pencil shavings and it's going pretty well. so, you have to improvise and adapt. >> jimmy: for some reason, bear grim grills is under my desk right now. what are you doing? >> i'm trying to film my show.

>> jimmy: so am i. you can't do that. >> get out of here. i'm going to make a hamburger. >> jimmy: guillermo, can you get somebody in here, please? yeah, thank you. >> jimmy's been sticking loads of gum under his desk. i reckon there's still some sugar in these, and sugar is energy. pretty disgusting, but just might save your life. in the wild, conditions can change fast. got to react quickly, cover your nose a a mouth. back to saiflization a little sooner than expected. i'm bear grylls and i survived jimmy kiel. >> jimmy: wow. thanks to our security guards for their participation. wow. [ applause ]

really good acting all the way around. one more thing. it's the end of the week, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> when you get to the freeway torp, you'll see the signs blaring, [ bleep ] you los angeles. >> at the white house today, the [ bleep ] debate picked up again. >> we are fighting for middle class families who just want to [ bleep ] chance when they get into the marketplace. >> the straw that broke the camel's back is after they began [ bleep ] in front of the children. >> i am absolutely loaded with blooem [ bleep ]. >> flying in space is a real dream, but [ bleep ] in space, it has a lot more to do with who you do it with. >> i was quoted as saying, i walked outside my flat and i had my [ bleep ] in my mouth, so, i'm not sure -- >> girls love to play with dolls. but would you give your daughter a doll that mimics [ bleep ]?

>> what we have in our house are three docks that [ bleep ] all over the place. >> then, you need the new blaep bloo [ bleep ]. monster. >> what would you do if you saw someone trying to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]? >> i'm going to ask every american right now, get out your credit cards, cut them up, [ bleep ] yourself. [ bleep ] yourself. >> jimmy: we have a good show fofoyou tonight. from "true blood," stephen moyer is here. we have music from bush. and we'll be right back with dax shepard, so stick around. here, take the card. you go to the shops... i'll meet you at the gate.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, a british gentleman whom you can see drinking blood and making sweet vampire love every week on the show "true blood." stephen moyer is with us. and then, making their triumphant return to american television. this is their new single, "the sound of winter," their new album "the sea of memories" comes out september 13th. bush from the bud light outdoor stage. week here on the show.nd aliens the stars of the film will be here. daniel craig, harrison ford, olivia wilde, and the director of the movie, jon favreau, will be our guest on monday and directs our show on wednesday. and when he's director, my plan is, i'm going to shoot e.t. from a horse. and our music gueses next week, ronnie vannucci from the killers' new band, big talk, the features will be here, chris young will be with us, and lady gaga will be here to turn

everything upside down. so join us next week, too. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally funny individual. he has a television show on nbc called "parenthood" and a film that he wrote and directed and starred in called "brother's justice." it just came out on blu-ray and dvd. please say hello to dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so wholesome tonight. >> five years younger, right? >> jimmy: you do. what did you do? >> on vacation together, which you'll learn about later -- >> jimmy: don'n'tell everyone. >> i had a full beard and longer hail. don't i look younger? >> jimmy: you do. >> i sprang out of bed this morning. my hair was still long and thin and i shaved and then i looked terrible. i didn't have a chin anymore, my nose got bigger.

so then i had to shorten up the hair to help everything out. >> jimmy: you look like a young boy. >> by the way, we discussed your looks at length. you've had a renovation this year. >> jimmy: i enjoy talking about it. [ applause ] thank you. >> i enjoy talking about it. i'm not the only one with a new hair cut this season. yours is phenomenal. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're thinner and -- boy, i got to swim with you this week. that was -- >> jimmy: a treat. >> i couldn't keep my eyes off that new figure. one thing i will say about your figure is, you don't ever work out. you've allergic to it. >> jimmy: that's right. i hate it. >> and you eat somewhere north of 3,3,0alories a day. >> jimmy: definitely. >> and you shaved that down to 3,000 calories a day and started dropping pounds. still never works out. he has the four-minute workout bike. can't get through it. >> jimmy: no. >> can't do it. >> jimmy: can i be honest? this week, i got on it on

tuesday, did two minutes and said, that is enough. done. >> you have to find someone who sells the two minute bike. or invent it. >> jimmy: i will cut it back down to a minute. >> a quarter of a workout. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i know you've been very busy. you wrote this movie, you produced it, you directed it. not this one -- another one. >> i did a low budget car chase movie this summer. like, kind of an homage to "smoky and the bandit." it was very, very low budget. i decided to bring my domom dow from oregon to do the snacks. that job is called craft service, in the business. she has no experience whatsoever in this job, but she -- >> jimmy: did you ask her? >> she fed me for 20 years and i'm a buck, as we can all see, so -- so i thought, i'll bring her in, i'm going to save at least a grand on this. >> jimmy: how many people is she feeding? >> about 100. >> jimmy: that's a lot of people.

>> she begged me to do the catering. i can do. i'm like, you cannot do it. there's no way. you don't own a huge roach coach. you're going to pull up in your suv and hand out twinkies. she was very excited. she went to costco. and she was amamsing products. i'm talking 20 pounds of cheese, 15 pounds of butter. i just wanted her to get snickers bars and pea nuts. what she did not buy a lot of was water. now, the most important part of a craft service person's kit is the water, because we were filming outside all day long in 100 degree heat. she didn't have enough water. and all the people that worked on the movie were starting to get really concerned that someone might die from dehydration. they would ask her, laura, we need more water. and she thought they were screwing with her. she got into a real power struggle with them, to the point where i said, mom, do you think they ask for a case of water and

then they walk around the corner and throw it away? do you think that's what's happening? and she goes, i think they are trying to prove i'm not prepared. so, then, she got this no-name gypsy water. weapon got it donated. that's how bad it is. it has minerals and all this, not good for you. so, she was trying to pass that off as water and there was almost a mutiny on set. >> jimmy: for real? >> this problem started on day three of filming and it carried on for 25 more days. she never let up and just bought a ton of water. and she quit with one week left. >> jimmy: oh, she did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she quit? >> she had enough and she went back to oregon. and the whole time she was very concerned, like, i don't know who is going to replace me. she found this guy on set who was willing to take on this job and she left and this guy was great. by the time she left, she would put a bucket of melted snickers bars and power bars, just a glob of that, no water, and this guy took over, it was likee a

sizzler. >> jimmy: did you tell your mother that she -- >> i'm telling her right now. >> j jmy: that's the way to do it. >> first she's heariri of it. >> jimmy: you have, like, a bunch of relatives who kind of followed you out to l.a., don't you? >> yeah, my little sister now lives here. she was in the movie. about five years ago, my cousin and my aunt came out to look around and they said, you know, he'd like to move out here and pursue acting. i said, it's not like multiple family members win the lottery, it's probably not a good idea. just odds wise, he probably won't make it. but i had observed since the time he was 3 that he was definitely gay. he carried a purse, every time there was dressup, he was in heels, he was snow white. he was clearly, clearly, loved men from the get-go. yet here he was 25 years old and he was still straight. and so, i thought, you know, i'm going to say, yeah move out here. if nothing else, he'll be able to embrace the city of ours, find a partner, come out of the

closet. it will be great. he moves here and every time he would come over, i would invite other gay friends of mine other, like, hey, see how close i am to him. i totally like him. he's gay as hell. then, his older brother decided to move out. he didn't want to be an actor, he just liked it here. he came out and he was in full deni denial. i just took jason to his first strip club. you should have seen him. i was like, was he bored out of his mind? finally, i get a call from my cousin. really cool news. jason came out of the closet to me. he's gay. i'm like, oh, my god, that's so great. so happy i did that. yeah, he told me, also, that you were gay. and i was like -- that's weird. i -- okay. i'm not, but all right. and i just thought, oh, he looks up to me, maybe he thought it would be easier if we were both gay. right? i left it at that.

nep then i go home to michigan, i see my cousin. jason called me. and he's out. i know, isn't it tremendous? yeah, and he tells me you're gay, as well. and now i'm like, well, i need to say something to him, because apparently he's telling everybody i'm gay. so, finally, last year -- by the way, he told about a dozen people this. anyone who would listen. so, i was in vegas lastt year, e was there with his boyfriend. let me take you out to lunch. listen, you have to stop telling people i'm gay. a family member saying i'm gay is pretty believable. it can really start a rumor. whatever. he goes, well, look, in my defense, every time i came to your house there were gay dudes and you talk incessantly how good looking guys are and how good their bodies are. he had the facts on his side.

>> jimmy: those are the signs. >> well, you know, , i appreciate a guy with a good build. it was misleading, apparently. >> jimmy: i'm glad you set it straight -- well, set it right. this is the dvd. "brother's justice.e. dax shepard's new work. one of his many new works. we'll be right back. dax and stephen moyer still, when we come back. we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] it seems everyone is saying they have the best unlimited plan. here's the truth. at&t and verizon give you unlimited text and talk, but charge you extra for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile claims they're unlimited, but use your phone a lot and they slow down your data speed. with sprint, you don't get charged extra, you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling, to any mobile for only $79.99. the best unlimited plan wins. trouble hearing on the phone? vivit sprintrelay.com

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hi, we're back with dax shepard. you know, normally i would ask the guests if they had a good summer vacation but we had ours together. >> yeah, we did. >> jimmy: where we came out o o the closet. >> where we scared our loved ones on the trip. >> jimmy: we should mention this because we went and visited howard stern and had a very unusual experience with howard. >> first and fore most, thank you for getting me invited to howard stern's house, i mean, emmy out of the portion.ew winnn >> jimmy: howard is now taking pictures -- >> he's a shutter bug. and he has a coach. he's working at it very hard. >> jimmy: he is. >> and also some other knowledge that's useful is, we hate getting our picture taken, you

and i. to the detriment of my own career. i won't do magazines because i'm so uncomfortable. >> jimmy: it's weird to stand there and pose. >> it's the worst. so, early on in the trip, howard says -- >> jimmy: when we walked in the door. >> as soon as we did, he said, i have a lovely photo shoot planned for you, jimmy, and for you, dax, when kristen gets here. >> jimmy: your fiance. >> kristen bell, so, we were -- as much fun -- >> jimmy: they're getting married. calm down. >> too late. sorry. you slept on it. not with it. on it. still bad. so, as much fun as we were having, the four days leading up to this photo shoot, it was looming. we knew it was coming. and he saved it for the last day. and he scouted areas on his property that he thought would look nice. and, so, jimmy, you went first. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and when he came back it looked like he had been gang raped in prison. he looked emotionally pretty --

>> jimmy: i was nervous about it, because i wanted to be a good subject. i know he takes it very seriously. but i was uncomfortable with the poses because they were goofy. >> he said, come have a wonder. time at my beautiful home, but you're going to have to pay for it with this photo shoot. so, it was time to pay for the trip. >> jimmy: and he's very serious and good at, like, kind of taking the pictures and the exposure and things -- >> he's not really good yet but he does -- >> jimmy: oh. >> first off, i always thought as photography, you want to capture something organic and real. no, not with him. you have your hand back and you have other hand behind your hip. now, put your nose down, behind kristen's face. dax, put it behind her face. he was really insistent on me hiding my nose behind her. to the point that during the shoot, i thought, he is doing what he would want done for him. he's nervous about his nose like

i'm nervous about mine, so, every photo was -- my nose is, like, here, kristen, it's under her arm. tuck your nose under there! get -- when we gom back from the -- he was also like, oh, beautiful, beautiful, oh, my exposure come pen say or the at two, now, stop smiling! when i got back i said, did he make you put your nose behi hih everything? and you said he had. and we had the same thought process. >> jimmy: three guys with big noses is what it is. >> three guiys noses. >> jimmy: we should bring thehe beautiful portraits s en we receive them in the mail and unveil them to america. >> yes. i want to say -- i want to say -- >> jimmy: or just yours. >> i regret that we weren't in any together. kristen n d i both agreed, it was the funnest 30 minutes we've had in a year. we laughed uncontrollably and because he does not like

smiling. so we were teary eyed, a lot of it, because we were laughing so hard, we were tearing. >> jimmy: the movie, this is the dvd and blu-ray -- >> it's available everywhere. >> jimmy: he's very funny. "brother's justice." we'll be right back with stephen moyer. we at bud light, like most advertisers, were going to run a 3d commercial this year.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. dax shepard is here. bush still to come. our next guest stars as bill compton, age 173, on the big naked vampire show "true blood." watch it sunday nightstst 9:00 on hbo. please welcome stephen moyer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, everyone's excited that you're here. i think dax screamed the loudest when you came out here, though. [ cheers and applause ] they're all ready to become part of the undead. we should be -- >> i think we should just have 20 minutes of that. that would be fine. i get quite nervous for these

things. >> jimmy: you're not really a vampire, right? you're not really even a american,wç >> i'm not really american, no. >> jimmy: where in england are you from? >> i'm from a little town called brentwood. tell me somebody -- >> they think brentwood, california. >> according to wikipedia -- i go to there, great places -- brentwood in california is named after the place i come from. >> jimmy: oh,, really? is it a rich neighborhood, also? >> well, in case you kind of think this kind of rustic existence where there was cows rooming around on the road or something like that, it's actually the home of the british version of "jersey shore." >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. produced by a friend of mine. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. one of the local pubs i used to drink at is the center of it. >> jimmy: that's not good, right? >> very proud.

bussing people in. >> jimmy: are people spray tanned orange there? >> oh, yeah. we don't have any fears about the skin stuff. everybody goes straight into the tanning suite. it's just rows of them. >> jimmy: is it a tough neighborhood? >> it is. i mean, where i grew up, it was pretty tough. i was a wuss, so, all my friends were tough and i used to -- >> jimmy: who was your toughest friend, do you remember? >> i had a friend called lee brown, who was pretty tough. he had a ring, he had an lb that was the wrong way around so when he punch you, it lefef lb -- >> jimmy: that's pound here, so, it's like you got pounund. >> really heavy. >> jimmy: that's great when the police come around. who could have done this to you? >> leaving your own -- >> jimmy: you have to find

somebody -- >> i was a total wuss. i was playing tennis at school -- tennis. really butch. and i was like a kind of, like, little vicious little john mcenroe type person. i lost, i used to go bananas and there was this friend of mine was watching and this match that i should have won. and i was really losing my rag. and he going, what are you doing? and i was going, shut up, you! and afterwards i was, that night, i saw him, i went up to him and i said, you were giving me a hard time when i was playing tennis. yeah, you should have won. you pushed him. and smashed his nose, his nose exploded, and i was kind of, like, oh. he punched me and knocked my front teeth out. so, i punched him and i broke my hand. and i -- true. three punches.

>> jimmy: really? what a mess. [ applause ] it's probably best you went into acting then. your love interest on the show, well, not right this second, but in previous seasons is anna p k paquin, who is also your wife. not that you don't know this. but there's a lot of nudity and a lot of sex on the show, for those who haven't seen it. >> a lot of sex. >> jimmy: a lot. yes. >> like at home. >> jimmy: i'm going to get in trouble. you could really get mixed up, i guess. >> yeah. i've got anna and two dogs. i could get, you know. >> jimmy: that's like -- >> a furry -- >> jimmy: your crew. are you uncomfortable without lights and men standing around you when you make love? >> yeah. i'm used to having a boom in my face, this long -- anyway. yeah, no, this year --

>> jimmy: do your kids watch the show? >> my kids don't watch the show. >> jimmy: how old? >> 9 and 11. >> jimmy: too young for the show for sure. >> yeah. though, you know, i get people that come up to me and ask me if, can i get my picture taken, can my kid get picture taken with you and they wheel out, like, a 6-year-old. and i'm like, well, she won't know -- you're bill compton. really? i'm like, do you really watch? well, we fast forward through the bad parts. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> those parents. >> jimmy: you should walk around with child protective services. >> all right, grab her, get this one. >> jimmy: well, very nice to meet you. i know the show is exceptionally popul popular. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and it's -- if you haven't seen it, it's a great show. "true blood" is sunday nights at 9:00 on hbo. stephen moyer, everybody. we'll be right back with bush. can i eat heart healthy without giving up taste?

a man can only try... and try...and try. i heard eating wle grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tough...so tough. my wife and i want to lowe our cholesterol, but finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous. your father is suffering.

[ male announc ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and can help lower cholesterol. >> jimmy: their new album is called "the sea of memories." here with the song "the sound of winter," bush!

♪ ♪ mind strong body strong try to find equilibrium ♪ ♪ head straight screwed on been screwed up for too long ♪ ♪ i don't want to lean on the wave i watch the storm evaporate i think of you ♪ ♪ in starry skies i keep you so alive let's walk through the fire together ♪ ♪ disappear in the golden sands it's all in your face i see you break ♪ ♪ it's like the sound of winter

the bleeding love the silent escape ♪ ♪ you've got to hang on to yourself it's like the sound of winter ♪ ♪ medusa smiles judas lips open arms and finger tips love bites and recompense ♪ ♪ i'll be with you until the end let's walk through the fire together ♪ ♪ disappear in the golden sands it's all in your face i see you break ♪ ♪ it's like the sound of winter the bleeding love the silent escape ♪ ♪ you've got to hang on to yourself it's all in your face i see you break ♪ ♪ it's like the sound

of winter the bleeding love the silent escape ♪ ♪ you've got to hang on to yourself it's like the sound of winter ♪ ♪ hang on to yourself hang on to yourself it's like the sound ♪ it's like the sound of winter ♪ ♪ it's all in your face i see you break it's like the sound of winter ♪ ♪ the bleeding love the silent escape

you've got to hang on to yourself ♪ ♪ it's like the sound of winter it's like the sound of winter ♪ ♪ hang on to yourself ♪ hang on to yourself >> jimmy: thanks to dax shepard, thanks to stephen moyer. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. the new album is called "sea of memories," this is not it, but it comes out in september. playing us off the air with "machinehead," see the full performance at jimmy kimm jimmykimmellive.c jimmykimmellive.com. once again, bush. good night!