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as long as i can make the deal. come in! what are you doing here, you son of a bitch? cut the [ bleep ]. you think you can walk in here and say you're sorry after what you did? i'm done with that "star wars" crap and i'm done with you. haven't you heard? i'm in can cowboys and aliens." daniel craig's my wookie bitch now. get the hell out. out! get out of here! get out! i don't want to talk to you. get out of here. and don't come back! she was my wife! she's still spitting up hair balls! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "cowboys and aliens," olivia wilde. adam beach.

music from chris young. and jon favreau directs our show. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, i reckon, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. well, thank you very much. welcome. howdy, i should say. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. just for the record, i want everyone to know, i'm not a cowboy, i'm a cowman, okay? we have a theme tonight. it's like a regisnd kelly halloween show. tonight, we pay tribute too the movie "cowboys and aliens." i have to say, already, i feel a lot more comfortable than i did during our last cowboy-themed show with jake gyllenhaal.

i like being dressed like a cowboy. it almost makes me forget i watch "the bachelorette" every week and talk about it. i'm somewhere between john wayne and john tesh right now. the cletones have been transform into an old west saloon band. our announcer dicky is dressed up like a a ctor or something like that. even, believe it or not, guillermo is dressed up. i'm a cowboy and he is an alien. a legal alien, i might add. we have a special guest director tonight, the director of "cowboys and aliens," jon favreau is here with us. >> how's it going guys? >> jimmy: you know jon from his multi-part arc as monica's millionaire boyfriend on "friends." you remember that? he's a big director now. how am i doing so far, jon? >> doing great, jimmy. >> jimmy: am i better than harrison ford? >> doing great, jimmy.

>> jimmy: jon demanded $20 million and a percentage of the gross to direct the show tonight. we went back and forth for six weeks and finally we agreed on -- >> nothing. free. but we're going to plug "cowboys anan aliens," right jimmy? >> jimmy: we probably will. great job with the movie. it's a true story. of cowowys fighting aliens. it's in how many d, jon? >> i believe we have two of them. 2 d. back in the old days, cowboys, everything was 2 d and we wanted to be historically accurate. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. and what is this thing i have here? >> well, it's upside down but it's the wrist blaster that daniel craig actually wears in the movie. >> jimmy: yeah? >> and it's -- actual prop from the film. >> jimmy: and it actually works? >> yes, it does. don't pull that -- jimmy, don't pull on that handle because that thing's hot. >> jimmy: okay. i don't feel like i did pull on

the handle -- >> watch out. >> jimmy: i'm not picking on the handle. can i keep this, by the way? i like it. you can also use it as a shake weight. >> yeah, just -- just don't blow up olivia wilde. she still has to do "conan" this week. >> jimmy: i'll keep that in mind. >> stick to the snappy political humor. >> jimmy: i'm glad you brought that up, because the president and congress are still fighting over whether or not to raise the debt ceiling. things got heated today. speaker of the house john boehner called fellow republicans in and toll them to quote, get their ass in line. he was very angry. he face turned from orange to mandarin orange. they're saying that if congress doesn't figure this thing out, the united states might default on its loans and then china will, i guess, foreclose and we'll have to move out into a cheap rental country or something. right now they're very far apart, the two sides. the democrats want to cut $2.7

trillion and raise the debt limit through the end of 2012. republicans want to deport all mexicans and replace social security with scratchoff lot to cards. sarah palin had some thoughts, surprisingly, on the subject last night on f f news. she said that if a deal isn't reached by august 2nd, it won't matter. nothing will happen. so, you hear that nobel prize-winning economists? miss alaska second runner up 1984 says we're going to be fine. she's calling it fear mongering and said obama is just trying to scare us, said the mom with the sawed off shotgun in her purse. >> ah, jimmy? >> jimmy: yes? >> i like the jokes. >> jimmy: thank you. >> listen, i would love to do a little "cowboys and aliens" thing, okay? i have another prop from the movie. >> jimmy: good, can i explode things with it? >> no. but you're going to like it.

you're going to really get a kick out of this. it's a tumble weed. >> jimmy: tumble weed? >> cue that. there it is. all right. >> jimmy: oh. look at that. >> how do you like that? that's the same tumble weed that was from the movie. that rommed past harrison ford. >> jimmy: wow. very cool. >> you want to see it again? >> jimmy: no, i -- >> see that again. >> jimmy: okay. wow. look at that. really is -- like a real tumble weed. >> feeling it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we open friday, july 29th. okay. [ applause ] i'll doo that all night long. >> jimmy: what? oh. great. thank you. that will build the momentum. hey, on the subject of weird things happening behind you on television, this is good. this is from fox 5 in atlanta. you usually see people running around like nuts when the

reporters are outside the studio but watch what happened here on the inside of the studio in tonight's edition of "behind the news." >> the former head of the international monetary fund is now free on bail and the outlook in the sexual assault case against him seems more in his favor tonight. fox news correspondent laura engel explains. >> jimmy: almost like a moonwalk as he got out of there. he's got style. remember the nirvana album "never mind?" well, not only was it a great album, it had a great photograph on the photograph. a classic. but now though it's been around for 20 years, it's one of the most recognizable coverers in the history of music, facebook removed it from the faceceok page because they say it's offensive. so, take that, pedophiles from 1991. facebook says they pulled it because the nudity violates their terms of use, which iss -

it's just like when michelangelo's david got unfriended. it's an outrage. i think it's ridiculous we have to blur it here but at least this is television. it's a baby. it's cute and the album's been around for a long time. myspace is actually trying to use this controversy as a way to win some users back from facebook. in fact, they unveiled a new slogan today. i don't know if you you've seen this. myspace. we love baby penis. watch catchy. [ applause ] no, please, i've got this and i'll use it if i have to. this is pretty crazy. last night in atlanta, the braves played the pirates. the game lasted almost seven hours. they played 19 innings. and if you stayed for the whole game, you could have hat thnach for breakfast, lunch and dinner. when the game did end, it ended like this. >> ground ball to third.

breaking for the plate. the throw -- and they got him. no! they call he called him safe! he called him safe! unbelievable! jerry meals called him safe. the throw beat him by a mile! >> jimmy: that's terrible. >> that is incredible. >> jimmy: the runner barely even got to the plate. some experts -- they're saying that might have been the worst call ever unless you count the calls mel gibson made to his girlfriend, but -- [ laughter ] really, as a baseball fan, you hate to see a game end like this, after seven hours. you want to see it end with a grounder to short. i don't know. maybe the umpire wanted to go home. after he saw the replay, he admitted he made a mistake and, well, here's the story from espn. >> disbelief. that's what baseball fans are feeling, especially in pittsburgh. play at the plate. pirates catcher michael mckenry tacks julio lugo, but he's called safe by umpire jerry meals. meals had this to say after the game. >> saw the tag and it looked like the catcher missed the leg

completely. but watching the replay, he might have got him in the shin area and googly moogly. >> good stuff, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> really good. there's aliens in the movie, too, you know. not just cowboys. you're dressed like a cowboy but we have an alien from the film. >> jimmy: here with us? >> let's bring todd in. >> jimmy: okay. >> todd, come on in. >> jimmy: this is him? this is the alien? >> yeah, come on in. there it is. okay. that's what we call a tracking suit. it's going to be great. >> jimmy: oh. >> i want you to grab, first of all, that's an eye line for you. grab a tennis ball. >> jimmy: i got one. >> we're going to replace that with a grenade, a high tech grenade. throw it at the alien. alien, you have to move around, todd. move around. >> jimmy: should i hit him with it? >> in the chest.

good. one more for safety. act scared. >> jimmy: oh, act scared. oh, my god, it's an alien. >> there you go. >> jimmy: can i throw one more at him? >> sure, why not? >> jimmy: oh, my god, it's an alien. right in the basket. very good. >> jimmy: sorry. >> we're going to do post-vid, and in six weeks, i'll getack to you and it will be ready. >> jimmy: how long? >> well, six weeks we get the rough. >> jimmy: well, you know, that doesn't do us a lot of good because the show is on right now. >> um -- it's on now? in the movies we have two years to -- >> jimmy: yeah, no, that's not how it goes in television. >> okay. all right. let's -- >> jimmy: oh. >> how's that, guys? "cowboys and aliens." [ applause ]

>> jimmy: thanks. todd, beat it. hit the road. take the tumble weed while you're at it. here's something from portland, oregon. lately, hackers seem to be breaking into everything. whoever did this, i think deserves a big smiley face on his or her computer today. >> there is a construction sign warning drivers to stop because it's hammer time. the sign, which is at 12th and morrison is supposed to say something about construction on the morrison bridge, but someone thought mc hammer lyrics would be better. >> jimmy: and they were right. in the winter, you need to watch out for ice, ice baby. tomorrow night on the show, lady gaga is going to be here. [ applause ] very popular performer. and from "cowboys and aliens," the legendary harrison ford will be here. have you seen "cowboys and aliens" guillermo? >> no, jimmy. but i just got the dvd.

>> jimmy: where did you get that? >> a guy was selling it on the street. >> jimmy: the movie doesn't even come out until tomorrow. somebody's already selling it on >> si.reet? si. >> jimmy: jon, do you know about this? somebody's selling -- >> this isn't a funny joke, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's not a joke. >> are they really selling it out there? >> jimmy: according to guillermo. >> are they? >> yes. >> can i go outside? do you mind if i go outside and stop this? >> jimmy: do what you have to. >> people, are you okay with thth in the audience, can i go outside? let's put an end to this! put an end to it! >> jimmy: wow, that's -- you probobly shouldn't have brought that up. >> [ bleep ]. this isn't part of the show. cut it out. hey! where the [ bleep ] is he? sir? excuse me. you got lunchboxes? a spittoon.

sir -- excuse me! do you have a license for this? >> maybe i do, maybe i don't. >> sam rockwell. what the sam hell are you doing here? >> it's a free country. >> this is illegal. i'm shutting you down. >> not so fast. >> you wouldn't dare. >> try me. ♪ >> give it up! >> watch it. >> hey, matchstick man!

>> la la la -- >> hey. >> don't do it. >> ow! >> see what you did? see what you did? you play rough. >> end of the road, rockwell. >> guess again. well, the tables are turned. >> i suppose they have. >> dang it. >> so long, sam. >> ahh! >> no! no! no! >> suck it, fav! >> ahh! >> oh.

justin. i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. >> it's so cold. >> sleep. sleep. why! why! >> back to you, jimmy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our deepest sympathies to the long family. we have a good show for you totoght. from "cowboys and aliens," adam beach is here. we have music from chris young. and we'll be right back with olivia wilde, so stick around. [ man ] they said i couldn't win a fight. they said i couldn't fight above my weight class.

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>> jimmy: hello, we are back. what are you -- what are you -- guillermo what are you wearing, guillermo? >> i am ironman. >> jimmy: you're ironman? i think you're a movie late or ahead, i'm not sure. why are you ironman? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: jon favreau is directing our show tonight in support of his new movie "cowboys and aliens." one of the stars of that film, adam beach is here. and then a real cowboy type, with the number one song on the country charts, with music from this, his latest album, "neon." chris young from the bud light age. tomorrow night, "cowboys and aliens" week continues with harrison ford and lady gaga. a cowboy and potentially an alien. we don't know. we got ticket requests this week to see lady gaga from most of north america. so we're shutting down the street behind our theater tomorrow for a big lady gaga block party.

so, there's a sentence that would have made no sense five years ago. lady gaga block party. one can only imagine what the future holds. our first guest tonight rode the dusty trails of the american west with 007 and indiana jones in the new movie "cowboys and aliensns perhaps you've heard about it. it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to a beautiful buckaroo, if ever there was one, olivia wilde. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight mind my -- i'll try not to shoot you or anyone with this. >> careful with that thing. >> jimmy: where do you live when you're not out in the old west? >> i kind of split my time between new york and l.a. >> jimmy: okay. do you have one, a preference, one over the other? >> i was born in new york, i love it there, but i love l.a., too. i just got a new place here. >> jimmy: you did. congratulations. is that fun? >> yeah, except mine's haunted.

>> jimmy: is it really? >> by the jonas brothers. >> jimmy: really? >> the jonas brothers lived there -- >> jimmy: they died? >> no, don't worry. they're okay. ngerous rumor. >> jimmy: if they had died i know they'd be in heaven right now. >> y y know it. and, well, they did leave, when they left, they left lifesize cutout cardboardd cutouts in my garage. bonus. i didn't have to pay extra. >> jimmy: bonus je honas. >> they live in the house. sometimes i wake up and my roommate has placed one standing over me. >> jimmy: which one? >> joe. >> jimmy: is it comforting knowing there's a cardboard virgininatching over you at all times? yes, very comforting. we think they placed a no sex hex on the house. >> jimmy: really? why do you say that? >> we blame the jonas brothers for the lack of action happening at our house. we know why. but you know, i'm sure they left

some of their good karma somewhere, you know. >> jimmy: probably, yeah. so, there's no sex going on in the house? >> it's the no sex hex, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to hear that. you should invite me over. i could break the hex. i'm going to bring this and the jonas brothers. >> hey, olivia, might be time to tell a funny "cowboys and aliens" story. >> oh, hey, jon. >> how's it going? >> good. now sell some soap, honey. >> jimmy: it must have been fun working with harrison ford. >> so many funny things happened. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about, daniel craig was here and supposedly -- >> right here? >> jimmy: he was right there. he had parties every night for -- >> not every night. we're not, like, crazy. only the weekends, when we had time off daniel would host us and sam rockwell, who is receiving stuff out on the street right now, i see, he and

i used to just move in on saturday morning and leave sunday night at daniel's house and he would cook for us and took care of us. we would all play ukulele. jon does and daniel does. >> jimmy: is it fun to hear people play the ukulele? no? seems very out of -- >> we might make a sequel. i have to stay -- >> jimmy: i'm glad you mentioned that. because, and i know jon -- jon doesn't want any part of this, but jon, i have some ideas i would like you to hear us out on -- >> we talked about this already, jimmy. >> i think it's a good idea. >> jimmy: if you give me a minute to make a little pitch here. i know this is not something you want to do. okay, so -- first of all, here's an idea. "cowboys with benefits." what do you think? >> let's move on. let's talk about this movie. >> jimmy: "cowboys and gary

busey." kind of the same film. oh, this is a big hit. "cowboys and kardashians." >> let's move back to olilia talking about our movie. >> i think it's a good idea.. >> jimmy: "cowboyz to men." you're going to like this. "cowboys and tiaras." fun with the title.d a lot of >> jimmy: one more. how about "dallas cowboys cheer leaders and aliens?" >> jon likes that one. >> jimmy: i don't understand -- >> we get the joke. >> jimmy: we have a problem for this for some reason. >> i'm a fan of the idea. >> jimmy: olivia and i worked out a presentation. >> yeah, to give you an idea. >> jimmy: that i would like you to just watch, please, and consider and -- if you would, just do us -- >> we didn't go over this beforehand in rehearsals and i'm already d-- i'm not liking how

this is -- >> jimmy: just watch this, jon. i think you'll like it. i really do. go ahead. >> they took everything from me. my home. my friends. my family. but there's one thing they couldn't take away. my smith and wesson. smurf this. i'll hunt them to the ends of the earth. come on you adorable blue bastards! come on! smurf you. they're here.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: huh? yes? no? >> one thing i saw i didn't want to talk about, in all the meetings leading up to this and that was "smurfs." they're our competition. very funny. >> jimmy: olivia wilde, everybody. we'll be right back with olivia, adam beach is here, jon favreau director and we've got the tumble weed, too. we'll be right back. ♪ [ engine revving ] [ male announcer ] 125 years ago... we invented the automobile. ♪ and 80,000 patents later, we're still reinventing it. ♪ it's no coincidence that the oldest car company has the youngest and freshest line in the luxury class. mercedes-benz. see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for exceptional offers on the e-class. ♪

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who is she? >> she's the only one who knows who i am. >> you know who you are. you just have to remember. >> well, i can't. >> yes you can. does it hurt? >> it's fine. >> it's here. >> jimmy: i know how he feels. we're back. olivia wilde is here. "cowboys and aliens" week here at the show. by the way, was it jon's decision to have daniel craig be topless and not you in that scene? >> for once, yeah. i know. such a relief. >> jimmy: what do you say for

once? >> it's always the girl who is topless in the scene. that was great. all the women came down to watch that scene. women i didn't know were working on the movie jusus showed up to see it. all the guys were just as impressed. >> jimmy: i have to say, it is pretty impressive. he must work out or something. >> he doesn't. that's the annoying thing. i think he's just a super hero. >> jimmy: he must secretly work out in a basement, because there's no way that's the case. you had a scene in which you appear to be maked in the movie, from the back, anyway. >> yep. >> jimmy: are you actually maked in that scene? >> no. no. i wasn't actually naked in front of everybody. jon is very responsible. i was covered. >> jimmy: jon who? >> favreau. you heard of him? >> jimmy: jon, you're responsible? >> yes i am, jimmy. take your shirt off, jimmy. >> he only makes t t men bare themselves. it was -- that was cool. i mean, doing that scene was insane, but i was covered.

i recently, i have a movie coming out called "the changeup" i wasn't naked but now appear to be naked because they cgied me naked. >> jimmy: they did? jon -- >> get back to "cowboys and aliens." >> forget about it. >> jimmy: talking about being naked, can you give it a rest? get back to thth naked business. >> so, yeah. the thing is, when you wear -- this is rell venevant. you wear pasties. i was wearing a white shirt and jon kept having me sprayed with a water bottle. >> jimmy: for real? >> i didn't personally do it. we had wardrobe people. it was raining, jimmy. get your mind out of the gutter. >> it was raining. you usually wear pasties. i like to draw happy faces all over them to entertain my fellow actors.

in that scene, ryan reynolds is supposed to be covering them. and he moved so the pasties were in the movie and they had to paint in nipples in cgi. and i got to approve them. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original. >> jimmy: really? there's a nipple artist that actually -- >> yeah, sat like, click, click. i don't know what he was using as source material. >> jimmy: yeah, because the guy's doing that sort of work probably haven't seen that many of them in real life, right? >> exactly. not since their mother, exactly. >> jimmy: did they get them right? >> yeah, it's pretty close. i don't know. it's good. forget that movie. that's a week away. >> jimmy: when we come back, adam beach is here. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: did you meet him on set? >> i did. >> jimmy: we'll meet here when he comes back. olivia wilde is with us. "cowboys and aliens" opens on

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>> jimmy: everything's exploding here, it's like the fourth of july. our next guest is a native american actor who was born in manitoba, canada. which i think makes him a native canadian actor, really. you can see him play nat colorado in "cowboys and aliens," which, as i've mentioned, opens friday. please say hello to adam beach.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what do you have there? >> that's a gift from harrison ford. >> jimmy: what are these? acting pills? >> harrison was kind of doing his thing on set and his makeup artist comes by and does this -- harrison? and he looks up, he's like, yeah, i think i might need one of those. and i looked, and it said acting pills. >> jimmy: what's in there? >> acting pills. you take one -- dude. you take one and you are like harrison ford for a night. >> jimmy: really? i'm going to eat the whole box. >> i hope so. harrison ford plays a hall ko s helicopter. ditd you go in? >> when we were working, i pulled my groin. >> jimmy: you did? i do that -- >> not at work. >> not at work. >> i'm sorry.

>> yeah so, he flew me in his licopter. >> jimmy: would you have had to walk to work otherwise? why did he have to fly you? >> a lot of us are thinking, who is the bigger actor, daniel or harrison? we're trying to see who is going to bring the powerhouse -- >> jimmy: got you. >> and he showed up in a helicopter, so he won. >> jimmy: he definitely wins. was that being there and just being alongside him? >> dude, it's like when i work with someone, they're another actor but when, like, i was doing this -- i was riding with harrison and we were in a four wheeler. and his makeup artist was like, hey, you've been on the indiana jones ride in disney. i was like, it's good. and he goes, that's indiana jones. i was like, oh my gosh, indy! so, i was -- >> jimmy: that seems like an annoying thing for the makeup artist to say around harrison ford. all right, already.

give me my acting pills. you have two teenage sons, i understand. >> yeah, 13 and 15. >> jimmy: are they psyched that dad is in this movie? >> they're psyched because t ty get to meet all these people. >> jimmy: they came toork with you? >> yeah. we were on set and they met harrison ford and harrison was doing a scene where he's pulling out his son, paul, out of the stagecoach, but there's this wire, so, harrison runs up and he trips on a wire an he sayss [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. and he's about to swear more and my sons were looking at him, shocked, and he was like -- i apologize for that. all right, let's do it again, guys. >> jimmy: were the boys around when olivia had her cgi nude scene? >> different movie. >> jimmy: oh. >> she was wearing a white shirt. >> jimmy: what's that? >> oh, that naked scene, yeah. they weren't there that day. there were other children. strange.

>> when she was doing her scene, all of us were like, oh, my god. >> jimmy: you were? very unprofessional. shame on you. >> i'm here, sam's in the middle -- >> are you handcuffed? >> yeah. >> all the nasty indians are going to kill us. they were nasty, just using that phrase. olivia comes out in this beautiful naked scene and she's walking toward daniel but there's so many people in front of us and we're just looking and sam is basically like this -- he wanted a better glimpse and when we were done, harrison said, "did you get a good look?" >> jimmy: i heard you're doing standup comedy now. >> yeah, it's been a few months. >> jimmy: why did you decide to do that?

>> my ex-girlfriend started dating a comedian. >> jimmy: what's the idea? you somehow have some comedy duel and win her back? >> i don't know. at the time i just figured that in the relationship i wasn't funny. >> jimmy: really? so you decided to get some material and now you'll stand in front of a brick wall and lure women or something? seems like a terrible plan. >> now i understand about your charisma and style. >> jimmy: that's why i'm so popular with the ladies. hey, i know that -- well, of course yououorked with harrison ford, we mentioned that, and daniel craig. you worked with chuck norris on "walker texas ranger." is he as chuck norrisy as we might imagine he is? >> chuck norris will kick your ass. >> jimmy: why would he do that to me? >> the guy -- when we were working, because, you know, he's an older guy and all these young stuntmen were working with him and when he came in too the scene where he had to flip and

kick and hurt people, man, he flipped and hurt these guys. they were like prezles when he was messing with them. we were sitting at a bar, i was re chuck and he says, hey, you chuck, if bruce lee were alive, who would win a fight? and i was like, are you nuts, he'll kill you? and he just basically said, well, bruce was good for what he was good for and at the time, i was two-time world champion, so, you know, take your pick. because he is a bad ass. >> jimmy: he thinks he would beat bruce lee? >> he didn't say it, but they never were in the same ring, so -- you can't -- it's like, you know -- >> jimmy: who would beat spike lee in that fight? >> i don't know, man. . i don't know. >> jimmy: great to meet you. congratulations -- >> jimmy? jimmy? n you -- can you ask guillermo what's going on here? >> jimmy: oh, guillermo. guillermo? you're dressed like an elf now? >> yeah, i'm elf.

>> jimmy: guillermo is doing his own costume retrospective of your career and life, jon. >> this is like a cher concert. >> jimmy: the movie's called "cowboys and aliens," it opens friday. adam beach, everybody. olivia wilde and jon favreau. we'll be right back with chris young. ♪

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>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "neon."" here with the song "you," chris young. ♪ ♪ bluest skies don't seem so blue and the stars seem to be a little dimmer too ♪ ♪ now that you're around you put 'em all to shame let me break it down ♪ ♪ 'cause what i'm tryin' to say is no one gets me like you when you kiss me ♪ ♪ girl you rock me harder

than some downtown band i thought i knew what love was ♪ ♪ but i didn't have a clue i've never found anything that makes me feel like i do about you ♪ ♪ got a whole new direction it seems these days i used to rush off to work and get home late ♪ ♪ but now i show up late and rush back home my priorities are different i can't leave you alone ♪ ♪ no one gets me like you when you kiss me girl you rock me harder than some downtown band ♪ ♪ i thought i knew what love was but i didn't have a clue i've never found anything ♪ ♪ that makes me feel

like i do about you ♪ girl if you ever get to guessin' ♪ ♪ if i'm thinkin' 'bout you just remember that no one gets me like you when you kiss me ♪ ♪ girl you rock me harder than some downtown band i thought i knew what love was ♪ ♪ but i didn't have a clue i've never found anything that makes me feel like i do about you ♪ ♪ you ♪ you