down safe and thank you for watching. "good morning america" will be great. see you again here tomorrow night. good nighgh >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kikiel live" -- >> jimmy: the president celebrated his birthday with a campaign fun raiser in chicago tonight. oprah jumped out of the cake, and -- then jumped back in. she loves cake. >> dicky: james franco. >> looking good. >> jimmy: well, maybe good enengh for a hot air babaoon? we'll see. >> your fly is -- >> jimmy: is it really? >> dicky: and music from 3q

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>> dicky: from hollylyod, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- james franco. kid baseball fans ian and nicholas. and music from coldplay. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the

show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thank you for swatching, if people are still doing that, i don't know. i want to start tonight by wishing a happy birthday to our president, barack obama,a, who,s of midnight, turned 50 today. although republicans in congress are demanding that he cut his age back to 40, so, we'll see. the presidentt celebrated his birthday with a campaign fund-raiser in his hometown of chicago tonight. oprah jumped out of the cake and -- [ laughter ] then jumped back in. she loves cake. the tea party held a protest outside the party, which seems a little out of place. it's the guy's birthday. but they really don't like obama. everything he does makes them suspicious. in fact, we've invented a machine here, , it's a tea part machine. now, what happens is, we -- we'll take a newspaper article, like, a regular news headline and then we process it through the machine, in the same way that tea party members process

for instance, this story is aboutobama's birthday. the headlinene says obama turns 50. i'm going to feed it into the tea party machine. okay. here we go. all right. and it will go through this machine now. and that article that i inserted in here will translate into -- nothing. it -- much like the country, it's not working. all right. so, there we have it. that's the tea party machine. [ applause ] that machine cost us $280,000. it's been interesting to see is tea party go from a small group of people most everyone thought was crazy to this big

group of people most everyone thinks is crazy. they really had an effect on this debt ceiling bill. main stream conservatives are having a tough time figuring how out to deal with the tea party. because, you can't ignore them -- oh, is it working now? mr. rogers trolley coming through? [ applause ] but this tea party, they're a powerful group and now there are subgroups forming within the tea party that you have to keep an eye on, too. >> the debt ceiling deal, the power wielded by the tea party is undeniable. and now, the success of the tea party has spawned another fringe group from within their own ranks. the mr. t party, consisting primarily of a-team enthusiasts and jewelry buffs. >> i pity the fool who raises taxes in a down economy, yeah! >> jimmy: that's -- that's the

mr. t party. hey, we got some extra special music for you tonight, unless we screw that up, too. we're loading our entire audience into a bus and bringing everyone to ucla to see coldplay tonight. you will see them on the air, as well. they have new songs to play for us tonight. let's check in with the band right now live from the ucla tennis center. hello, men. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? for those who don't know, these guys were the first band ever to play our show back in january of 2003 and you haven't been heard from since. what have you been doing for the last eight and a half years? >> will worked at fedex and the rest of us run a pet shop. >> jimmy: you started the band in college and now you're back in college there at ucla. have you always dreamed of playing on a tennis court? >> always. >> absolutely. >> this and bowling alleys are

our specialty. >> jimmy: maybe if there's a lull in the show later we can have a quick round of doubles or something. >> okay. >> jimmy: thanks for coming back, guys. we'll see you in person later on the show. it's coldplay. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, this is exciting. the group that puts on the academy awards, the academy of motion pictures, arts and sciences has announces that oprah will be the recipient of an honorary oscar this year. do people just hand oprah awards any time she walks into a room now? she will receive a humanitarian award. so, finally, it's about time oprah got some recognition, she's -- she's going to display it on her mantle next to stedman. this week on the discovery xanl is shark week. shark week is seven days round

the clock shows about sharks. and, you know, there's only so much shark programming you can run. but they do a pretty good job of keeping it fresh. in fact, tonight, they had a show that appears to have been torn from the headlines from last week. >> for 24 year, the discovery channel has brought you unparalleled access to the world's greatest predators. now, for the first time ever, caught on film, shark week presents -- "great white gave wedding." join lance bass for the undersea nupti nuptials. the only thing more powerful than their jaws is their love. >> wee! i'm married. >> only on discovery. >> jimmy: i think that's very sweet. [ applause ] on mtv tomorrow, the season four premiere of "jersey shore." for anyone who can't wait, though, i think the national

geographic channel has a show later. this year, the group is in italy. the situation from "jersey shore," he just picked up an endorsement deal. he's now the spokesman for a line of tuxedos. for real. because, for a formal event, nothing says classy like the situation. guillermo is actually modeling one of the situation's -- [ applause ] tuck see dopes right now. it looks good. i can see larry the cable guy wearing that to the golden globes. and by the way, if you are in the kind of shape the situation is in, the coumberbun comes off to display theabdominals. thank you, guillermo.

there's a new reality show out there on spike, it's called "repo games." the way it works is, when someone is getting their car repossessed, instead of just taking the vehicle, they show up at their house, surprises the honor and lets them answer trivia questions to let them win their car back. i know i should hate it, but i love it. last night, there was a couple named david and melanie. they have an impound lot. they went there to try to get their car back. this is before they knew they were on a game show and they were upset about having their car take from their home. >> can i help you guys? you guys are here for what car? >> it's a' 98 silver honda. >> '98 honda accord. >> look, man -- yes, she got behind, but you know what, that don't give nobody to come like a thief in the night. you jesus? >> it's not --

>> what? >> jimmy: you don't want to talk a guy who may or may not be jesus like that. is jesus known for repossessing cars? the host of the show then told the unhappy couple that they were on "repo game" and things went better. >> what can you do right now to get this brother's woman car from back there and on the road? >> this is whaha i can do for yu guys. i'm the host of "repo games." >> what the hell is "repo games?" >> you have to answer three questions correct and i will pay your car off free and clear. >> as long as it ain't no funny [ bleep ]. and i don't kiss no men. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "repo games." not -- what game shows has he been watching? this is pretty funny. this is -- hugh hefner is

planking now. or at least -- let's pray that he's planking, because -- his girlfriend tweeted it. help, i planked and i can't get up. he's either planking or having sex with the conference table. should 85-year-old people be planking? we should start to referring to death in general as planking. i have some bad news about grandpa. he -- he planked today. we've got a couple of adorable guests on the show tonight, besides james franco. this happened at a game between the diamondbacks and brewers in phoenix, arizona. a 12-year-old diamondbacks fan caught a game ball and then did a very good deed. >> there's nothing better when you go to the ballpark to get a souvenir. oh, look at that young brewers fan. wait a minute. he is -- >> no, the diamondback fan got it. oh, he's bummed out. >> are you kidding me, this kid is going to dodo this? >> that is big time right there. >> oh, my goodness.

>> jimmy: that's the boy who taught us to share, and his baseball b bdy. both of them are here with us tonight. we have music from coldplay tonight. and we'll be right back with james franco, so stick around. we'll never stop sharing our memories, or getting lost in a good book. we'll always cook dinner, and cheer for our favorite team. we'll still go to meetings, make home movies, and learn new things. but how we do all this, will never be the same. you carry them around everywhere. yes i do, because cravings are everywhere. would you take a craving for me, cartwright? how would i -- exactly.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for watching. this might turn out to be the best wedneneay night of your life. tonight on the program, in the feel good baseball story of the summer, a kid, he got a ball at an arizona diamondbacks game, he gave it to another kid who was crying nearby and both kids are here with us tonight. ian and nicholas are their names. and then, we're loading the whole audience into a bus and we're heading to ucla. there's a charityty benefit for the grammy foundation. we'll kick off our samsung

summer krush concert series. cold play will be here. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor, who, in his spare time, is a college student, soap opera actor, painter and i think qualified infant caregiver. later this week, he moves among the monkeys in the excellent new movie "rise of the planet of the apes." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to james franco. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? how's everything? everything's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, most of the time, when people come here to the show, we have to kind of figure out what we're going to

talk about with them because they don't have many interesting things going on in their lives. but you always have a million interesting things going on. >> i have a lot of things, yes. >> jimmy: what's going on with you right now? i mean -- >> i don't want to name everything because it will sound -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but there are a lot of things. >> i just flew in from detroit. i'm filming a movie about "the wizard of oz" that's a prequel to the 1939 movie. i was doing it this morning. >> jimmy: you flew here in the hot air balloon? >> my agency, as a starter production give, gave me a hot air balloon ride. i have yet to use it, but -- >> jimmy: you have been on one? >> you want to join me? >> jimmy: that would be very romantic for us. >> i was going to say, you're looking good. >> jimmy: yeah, well, maybe good enough for a hot air balloon? we'll see. >> your fly is open. >> jimmy: is it really? well, it's -- that was for you.

that's my little come on. next thick you know, we're floating through the air together gently. >> i blew it. i blew itit >> jimmy: you'll have another shot, don't worrrr we'll have two segments. [ laughter ] have you ever been in a hot air balloon? because i went once. >> no, no. >> jimmy: i was doing a radio show from the hot air balloon, somebody thought that would be a good idea and i threw up through the whole thing. >> why? is it turbulent? to be gentle, but no, you're in a balloon filled with hot air,r and it's dangerous and the top of your head burns if you are above, like, 5'35'3", because t flame is there. i was vomiting and had a bald spot when i came down. >> did you have a bag or just over the side? >> jimmy: over the side, yeah, into the town. >> it hit something. >> jimmy: i didn't know i was -- i didn't bring a bag. i would have, had i known.

>> maybe i'll give that gift to, give it back. >> jimmy: give that to an extra or something like that. but you -- are you taking summer classes now? are you in school right now as we speak or no? >> no, no. >> jimmy: all right, no summer school for you. but you are still currently enrolled in school -- >> i am, yeah, yeah. i have -- another year of classes at the schools i'm in right now. >> jimmy: to get your masters degree. or ph.d? what are -- >> both, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. unbelievable. and you -- you taught a class. is it true you taught a class about james franco? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. >> we can get into that if you want there was a misconception. i did a class here in l.a. i didn't really teach it. my friend is a film teacher at this place called columbia college in tarzana. and i thought it would be interesting if -- because, as an actor, you know, i do things like this, you know, go on talk shows, and there's a weird --

this is kind of weird buzzer zone between, like, reality, who i really am, and then the fictional roams i play, right? i'm trying to be as honest as popoible, but this is also a contrived situation. >> jimmy: very much so. we built a piece of wood here and we're having a conversation in front of these people. >> and there's a lot of things like that in my life and so over time, if you are in the spotlight or you do press, a certain kind of public persona is generated around you. >> jimmy: right. >> and i thought, well, it will be interesting -- i thought it would be very intereststg if i allowed students access to not only all the material that i made in my professional career but personal videos and everything. and they could do whatever they wanted with it. so, it wasn't like, oh, class, you have to study my movies and my life and just to know about me, it was actually a very vulnerable thing where i said, make of t ts what you want and

hopefully you'll be able to see how these public personas are kind of created, and you can make an alternative one and examine that process. and at the same time, examine yourselves as filmmakers and they filmed themselves doing it. so, that class made a movie out of all that material. >> jimmy: oh. and you watched the movie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, you tricked them into editing your home movies, basically, is what happened. >> it's not a vanity piece, you know? it's not like, oh, yeah, put that one in. >> jimmy: was there anything in it where you went, oh, boy, wish i hadn't given that to the class. >> there was a lot of stuff they could have used. i'm surprised they didn't put things in there that were embarrassing. >> jimmy: they failed in a way. they literally failelejames franco. [ laughter ] mom, i failed franco. i have to -- >> they failed like, tmz, i guess. >> jimmy: i guess. and also, you are going back to "general hospital." when i heard about this, i

thought, all right, this is a guy who maybe watches "general hospital" and likes the show and is going to do a little thing, but you are now in -- you are in very deep with this "general hospital" deal aren't you? >> i am. because it's -- it's a great place. i made friends there. i've been on, i think, three arcs there, a couple other things. so, i'm very friendly with them and it is an outlet that i love because it's so unique. in a movie, i can't show up on "oz" and said, hey, sam, i got an alternativestoryline where, like, we do some crazy things, i'm going to murder some people and then, like, you know, make some art on the show or whatever, like, do crazy sto storylines because it's a movie and it has a script and everything. but on a soap opera -- >> jimmy: you can do almost anything. >> they have to generate a show every day. and so, you can just -- they're

dying for just new, you know, concepts and new things. and, so, it's a great place to go and collaborate and come up with -- >> jimmy: how long will you be working there? you have to go there every day. how long will you do this on "general hospital?" >> well, i don't have the typical soap opera experience because those actors work hard and they go every day and it's a regular kind of thing. when i go on, they just shoot all my stuff in one day. so, i shoot, like, ten episodes worth of material in a day.y. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> i do like 77 pages. >> jimmy: do you do that thing where you overhear what's going on in the thing and just as you are walking in the roooo and suddenly, you know that somebody is out to murder you or cheating on you. you know that thing on soap operas, somebody is always walking in the room and they happen to overhear something? >> i haven't done that move yet. i've done a few stares. >> jimmy: you have to try that one. >> okay. i'm usually the one that, like,

maybe they're overhearing. i always have -- my character has all these plot plans and he is always plotting evil things. >> jimmy: and that's fun for you, doing that? this is your idea of fun? >> no -- well, yeah. it is fun. but it's part of a bigger thing. we made, you know, it became a part of a show at the museum of contntporary art here in l.a. we're going to do another piece with them. i have big plans for it. and now there's a movie that i've been working on with this great editor based on behind the scenes material that we're going to now take to sundance next year. >> jimmy: i got you. that's interesting. when we come back, we're going to talk about "rise of the planet of the apes," which i loved, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: james franco is here with us. "rise of the planet of the apes"

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good idea. >> you want him to sign? >> just -- handful of things. basic stuff. lucas tower in 15 moves. perfect score. i maintain my hypothesis that a, the green in his eyes indicates that it was passed from mother to son and this in the absence of damaged cells that need replacing, the drug in his system has radically boosted healthy brain function. and plays chess pretty well. >> jimmy: that's "risee of the planet of the apes," it opens on

friday. james franco is here. coldplay still to come. that -- i still don't understand how you guys did that. i really donon, because -- i know cgi and all that stuff, but it is amazing how those chimpanzees can talk and stuff. i mean, it's amazing. >> yeah. well, it wasn't real. >> jimmy: it wasn't real. so, you did not train the chimps to talk to you. >> no, no. well, we really -- this movie could only have been made, like, today. u couldn't have made it ten years ago. and if you look at the original "planet of the apes" movies, they used actors in masks. so, this was made with andy circus, the incredible performer who did "gollugollum for "lord rings." and then, the effects company who did the effects for "lord of the rings" and "avatar" creates

the chimpanzees. you think that was all done on a blue screen stage but now they've advanced to theoint where -- - m going to nerd out. we can do it on regular sets and andy shows up in a gray kind of pajama, like, outfit with wires all over it. >> jimmy: is his fly open? >> yeah, he did that at the beginning. again, i missed the -- [ laughter ] and he has a camera on an arm so it captured all his expressions. and his behavior is so realistic, you see beyond it, your imagination takes over and it really is acting like with a chimpanzee except he has the best, chimpanzee with the best acting instincts. >> jimmy: and doesn't throw crap at you.

>> he did that. >> jimmy: he really did transform himself. >> t tt actually happened ---- did a movie called "the ape," the first movie i directed and we did have some ape poo thrown. >> jimmy: i actually looked -- it's something i'm interested in, apes throwing their poo, because it shows me they have a sense of humor, but they really do do it to get a reaction out of you. >> they do do it. i've seen it at zoos. >> jimmy: i had a teach whole had a brand new dodgersdodgers and he left there covered with crap. i want to ask you about your art, specifically nonvisible art. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. i heard that somebody paid you $10,000 for a piece of nonvisible art. >> i wish. >> jimmy: that's not true? >> ah, no. so, i got involved with this project with this group, this couple that call themselves p

prapra -- and they wanted me to contribute to this museum that has art that you can't see. on a certain level, headline, oh, franco is scamming them again. >> jimmy: yeah, it sounds like you're a genius, really. >> but there's a history of this kind of thing. if you buy a piece it's just going to be plans. it's not like you buy a painting or just like words on a wall. you know what i mean? so, this, you get -- >> jimmy: what? >> you get a d dcription of the piece and then the p pce is in your imagination. it sounds crazy, but you know, this kind of art has been going on for, like, 50 years. so -- >> jimmy: i'm going to get my son a nonvisible car, i think, as a -- look at this beautiful ferrari that i bought for you.

and people will pay visible money for the -- because i have -- >> they have. my pieces go for less than $100. >> jimmy: they do? >> i guess somebody paid -- i heard about that, too, on the internet that somebody paid $10,000 for one of my pieces so i checked it without andnd they said -- oh, no, they didn't pay for your nonexistence piece of work, for someone else's. >> jimmy: someone else's. and you say nonexistent. so, it really doesn't exist -- >> it sounds crazy and you can laugh about it, but there is a history. and that's -- that's what it is, something that is smaller that points to something larger. >> jimmy: and where is this museum? >> it's actually supposed to be on the southern part of manhattan. there were plans to make another guggenheim museum, actually, you know, and they made the plans and everything that's where they decided their nonexistent

museum -- >> jimmy: so, it isn't there? >> look, i didn't design the thing. i just contributed one piece. >> jimmy: i'd love to own one of those. maybe we'll negotiate. >> not that much. less than $100. >> jimmy: you cut me a deal? >> yeah. get you one for 50. >> jimmy: well, you are operating on a level far beyond mortal man, i have to say. if you are selling nothing for even $100, god bless you. >> they did it in the '60s, it's not like -- >> jimmy: well, they were scam artists, too. i don't know. it should be called a scam art gallery. well, it's great to see you. it is always interesting to talk to you. we look forward to seeing you again. "rise of the planet of the apes." thank you very much. it opens friday. james franco, everybody. thank you very much. back with coldplay. narrator: this year, i got a new laptop at best buy... and geek squad support.

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you know, every once in awhile, you see manager that restores your faith in human kind, like a youtube clip about a cat and a monkey who are best friends, or this. >> there's nothing better to get a souvenir at the ballpark. oh, look at that young brewer's fan. now wait a minute. did he get -- >> the diamondback fan got it. >> are you kidding me, this kid is going to do this? >> that is big time right there. >> jimmy: well, those young men are here with us tonight. please say hello to baseball donor ian mcmillan and recipient nicholas goodfellow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got your jerseys and everything. i see you got some signatures on the jersey. >> yep. >> jimmy: now, nicholas, you're not a diamondbacks fan, are you? >> i'm kind of a both. >> jimmy: kind of both. you like the brewers? >> yes. >> jimmy: why do you like the brewers?

>> because they do spring training where my grandma lives. >> jimmy: oh, i see. you get to go see the players in that area there. that's a good reason, i guess. now, you guys, tell us what happened. let's go through the tape again, if we could, without the sound. and ian, tell us what was going on here? now, that's rickie weeks. he flips the ball over to you guys and the ball falls and then the lady puts it there in your hat, okay. now, you're very excited, obviously. is this the first ball you'd ever caught? >> it's my second. >> jimmymyyour second, okay. and then something happens and you see nicholas crying? or being sad or something? and you give him the ball. that is -- that is great. nicholas, how did you feel right then? [ applause ] >> i was feeling pretty sad when i dropped it but when he bring it back, i was happy.

>> jimmy: and he's your best friend, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you wrote on the ball? >> ian did. >> jimmy: you did. you signed the ball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. [ applause ] so, now it's worth nothing. and you guys love to go to the baseball games? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do. that's great. i heard you got to do cool stuff after the game. >> yeah, we got to go up to the booth and we got to go in the audio room where they do all the audio. >> jimmy: nice. you got to throw out a first pitch. >> jimmy: yep. >> how did it go? >> i threw a strike. >> jimmy: nice. and, you know this is great, because god doesn't necessarily watch over us but he does watch television, so, that's really perfect for you ch. and you have guys become friends now as a result of this? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimimmyyou have. that's great. and do you feel like, well, i guess your faith in humanity

hasn't been spoiled yet, but -- [ laughter ] have you been to games since then? >> after the game that i gave the ball to him? >> jimmy: oh, right. and do people recognize you there? >> well, mark grace. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. is he your favorite player? >> well, when he played. >> jimmy: when he played. who is your favorite player now? >> justin upton and miguel cabrera. >> jimmy: did you get to meet them? >> miguel and justin. >> jimmy: good. i was speaking to derek hall, who is the ceo and president of the diamondbacks, and he sent some lovely gifts. he sent some season tickets, four people, for the rest of the games. so, you guys can go to all the games this year. oh, they labeled them now.

and also, we are inducting you into our little baseball hall of fame here. ian, this is a plaque that we made for you. kid who gave the ball to another kid. and then, nicholas, we made one for you, also. kid who was given a ball by another kid. there you go. you can hang those in your own homes. and it was really nice. you did a very nice thing and i'm glad all the good things have happened to you as a result. and keep -- good message for children. if you're going to do something nice, try to do it on tv. [ laughter ] ian and nicholas, everybody. we'll be right back with coldplay.

[ yawns ] ♪ this is how we do it ♪ uncle teddy! uncle teddy! what are you guys doing? it's summer; let's hit the beach!

mom! you need a pepsi. uhh. ooh. meh. let's have some fun! woo! alright! [ can opens ] ahh. ♪ summertime is pepsi time you gotta work on that tan, bro.

>> jimmy: well, here we are at ucla to kick off the samsung summer krush concert series. with the song "charlrl brown," coldplay! >> thank you, everybody. ♪ >> everybody ready? ♪

♪ ooh ♪ ooh ♪ i stole a key took a car downtown where the lost boys meet ♪ ♪ i took a car downtown and took what they offered me to set me free ♪ ♪ i saw the lights go dowow at the end of the scene ♪ ♪ i saw the lights go down and they're standing in front of me ♪ ♪ ooh

in my scarecrow dreams when they smashed my heart into smithereens ♪ ♪ i be a bright red rose come bursting the concrete be the cartoon heart ♪ ♪ light a fire light a spark light a fire a flame in my heart ♪ ♪ we'll run wild we'll be glowing in the dark ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ glowing in the dark

ooh all the boys all the girls all the madness in the world ♪ ♪ all the boys all the girls all the madness that occurs ♪ ♪ all the highs all the lows as the room is spinning ♪ ♪ we'll run wild we'll start glowing in the dark ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ooh ♪ so we'll run wild we'll be glowing in the dark ♪ ♪

>> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to thank james franco, thank ian and nicholas. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. you can see coldplay in chicago on friday. playing us off the air with the song "every tear drop is a wa r waterfall," you can see both performances at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, coldplay! >> everybody okay in the back of the room? ♪ i turn the music up i got my records on i shut the world outside until the lights come on ♪ ♪ maybe the streets alight maybe the trees are gone i feel my heart start beating to my favorite song ♪

♪ and all the kids they dance all the kids all night ♪ ♪ until monday morning feels another life i turn the music up i'm on a roll this time ♪ ♪ and heaven is in sight oh ♪ ♪ i turn the music up i got my records on ♪ ♪ from underneath the rubble sing a rebel song don't want to see another generation drop ♪ ♪ i'd rather be a comma than a full stop maybe i'm in the black maybe i'm on my knees ♪ ♪ maybe i'm in the gap between the two trapezes but my heart is beating

and my pulses start ♪ ♪ cathedrals in my heart and we saw oh this light i swear ♪ ♪ you emerge blinking into to tell me it's all right walls ♪oar ♪ every siren is a symphony and every tear's a waterfall is a waterfall ♪ ♪ oh is a waterfall oh oh oh is a waterfall every tear is a waterfall ♪ ♪ oh oh oh so you can hurt hurt me bad ♪