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does, with no fingers and toes. right, guillermo?? >> i did noodling with my noodle. >> jimmy: what's that, guillermo? >> i did noodling with my noodle. >> jimmy: what? we can't hear you, guillermo. >> i did noodling with my noodle. >> jimmy: there you go. that's what you call a natural noodler. >> dicky: "hill billy hand fishing" only on animal planet. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with harrison ford and our hollywood black paock party lady gaga. music(lyrics): ♪ whatever i have i'll share it.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- harrison ford. and lady gaga. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, if there are no objections, here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. hi, everyone. that's very nicece thank you, i appreciate. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. thank you for pretending you care about me so you can see lady gaga. lady gaga is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to spoil the surprise, but i took a peak backstage to see what she's lady gaga is wearing maybe the most shocking outfit yet. she's wearing a sensible pantsuit from talbots. [ laughter ] truthfully i don't know what she's going to wear, but i did notice all the post-it notes in my office are missing, so, who knows? this is lady gaga's second appearance on a show. the first time was her first appearance on a talk show back in 2008.

at that time, she was known by her full name, lady gaganopolous. i was the one to suggest she shorten it, and she did. and also tonight, from "cowboys and aliensns the great harrison ford. [ applause ] and i think that -- i think with all the lady gaga stuff going on backstage, harrison thinks he's back in the "star wars" cantina. we got so many ticket requests for tonight's show, we closese the street behind our theater down. we're surrounded by little monsters, or limos, for short. as i call them. some people were camped out overnight. either that or they're homeless. i'm not entirely sure. it's fun when people who are excited. i thought it would be fun to talk to the fans to find out what's going on out there. i know some people have been waiting for quite a long time. look at that. that is unbelievable. let's talk to -- guillermo's out there right now. guillermo? can you hear me? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you speak english? >> yes, jimmy.

>> jimmy: perfect. who do we have there? what's your name? >> austin. >> jimmy: what's on your neck? >> my them? a bow tie. hello kitty. >> jimmy: you got that tattooed on your neck? >> yeah, i stole it. >> jimmy: you stole it? >> yeah, don't tell her. >> jimmy: believe me, i -- what's that on your arm there, it looks like -- >> it's gaga kitty. >> jimmy: wow. you are -- you've got completely gaga, haven't you? >> yeah, or hello kitty, so. >> jimmy: who do you like better, if you had to choose one? >> gaga for sure. >> jimmy: okay, but if hello kitty was here, you might have a different story? >> no, they might have a fight. >> jimmy: are you aware that hello kitty is fictional? >> a cartoon. not fictional. >> jimmy: okay, all right, i got it. let's talk to somebody else. >> my name is lacy. >> jimmy: lacy. hi, lacy. your hair looks like delicious cotton candy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, really. like, if i was at a baseball game, i would probably start eating it.

>> it's all my real hair, too. >> jimmy: real hair? what about that on your shoulders? is that your real hair? and who is there with you, lacy? >> this is my mom. >> jimmy: that's your mom? oh, it's a mother and daughter outing. how about that? and mom, you've -- how long have you guys been out there waiting? >> about five hours. >> jimmy: five hours. you both love lady gaga or are you just taking lacy? >> no, we both like her. >> jimmy: okay. very good. all right, who else do we have there, guillermo? let's see -- oh -- wait a minute. >> carlos. >> jimmy: can we have this man ejected? clearly he's in the wrong place. >> hey, hey, hey. >> jimmy: carlos, what are you doing there? >> i brought my daughter lauren and her friend. >> jimmy: i got you. shouldn't be dye your hair or something? >> darker would be nice. >> jimmy: set one of your eyebrows on fire. >> i think so, if that's going to make me fit in, that's cool. >> jimmy: great. we're glad to have you guys here. we have quite a variety of fans there, as you can see.

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platforms. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we had a real commotion here last night. there was a documentary about an electronic music festival premiering across the street. and a guy named d.j. cascade, i guess he's a d.j., tweeted that he'll do a free show here and suddenly hundreds of people showed up. the riot police came in but ravers refused to leave. they -- they arrested a bunch of people. a statue of marylyn monroe from the wax museum was attacked. they stoll her shoes. imagine if this crowd wasn't o ecstasy. i mean, this could have been -- the police were like, move along, there's nothing to rub up against here, it's -- [ laughter ] i really don't even know why they had to come in. i mean, there are three batmen, there's a superman and like six guys dressed as spider-man out there. you think they'd have it covered. it got a little -- [ applause ] got a little rough. police fired nonlethal bean

bags into the crowd after it refused to disperse. which resulted in several minor injuries and a dozen games of hackey sack. [ laughter ] i like that term, though, nonlethal bean bags. are there lethal bean bags? if people are being killed by bean bags in the united states? if so, we should organize a 10k or something. if the bean bags didn't work, the officers are authorized to escalate to marshmallow peeps. so, please, everyone, tonight, be very, very careful. here is somebody else who had a weird run-in with the authorities last night. this happened at a minor league baseball game in wisconsin. the madison mallards were hosting the battle creek bombers. and a man in a green body suit just jumped onto the field and started running around. >> on the field! what's going on?

also c cebrating birthdays tonight -- >> jimmy: and it looks league -- >> also celebrating birthdays tonight, valeria is 12. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and saved by the yellow man. [ applause ] where did he come from? it's nice to see spandex people of color working together, isn't it? [ laughter ] by the way, what kind of security guards wear green polo shirts? look like he's being chased by a bunch of baggers from whole foods. [ laughter ] ] a strange thing happened to alex trebek yesterday. he was asleep in a hotel room in san francisco when a woman allegedly snuck into his hotel room and burglarized him. >> i woke up and saw a figure in

our hotel bedroom and i thought i was dreaming and i opened the door and looked out and i saw a woman walking away. and i realized immediately that someone had been in the room and i put on my underwear and ran down the hall to see if i could find her. >> jimmy: all right, so he -- we have confirmation that alex x trebek sleeps in the nude. i'll take "things i wish i never heard" for 800? and by the way, can you imagine this woman running down the hall? she turns around and alex trebek is chasing her in his underpants? it's like a bad dream, right? he chased her, he got hurt chasing her. he suffered a torn achilles heel and dislocated mustache, i think but -- [ laughter ] you know, usually it's bob barker chasing women around in a hotel in his underpants. nice to see a different game show host for a change. police today released a mug shot of the suspect, which --

[ applause ] i think we have the -- i think we might have gotten those mixed up. i certainly hope we did. this is pretty funny. this is from "entertainmen tonight." we have a visitor from -- oh, never mind. i won't. correspondent samantha harris interviewed cee-lo green in what we call the speed round. this is where they ask a celebrity a bunch of random rapid fire questions. these and pretend they're asking the questions live, but the result was one of the more uncomfortable moments i've ever seen on television. >> all right, cee-lo, favorite movie? >> "forest gump." >> i never thought it would take me anywhere. >> that's a good one. favorite tv show? >> easy. my favorite tv show is "martin." >> right. oh, damn, gina! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, white people, will we never learn? and one more thing. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship."

>> i told leaders of both parties that they must come up with a fair compromise in the next few days that can pass both houses of congress. and a [ bleep ] that i can [ bleep ]. >> there have been incidents of some people around here [ bleep ] the wild animals so they hope now the message is clear, do not [ bleep ] coyotes. >> you know what, [ bleep ] deadline, it is one week away now. >> i am so excited to show him the card and i hope that ben will show me how he [ bleep ]. >> i had a poster of david like this. look at the hair on his [ bleep ]. >> woke up with lots of fog this morning. >> yeah, we're going to do it again. take a look at this [ bleep ]. >> do you think mr. obama really wants to [ bleep ] this [ bleep ]? >> well, i think he would like a big [ bleep ]. >> we're going to [ bleep ] the homeless. >> those babies are so gorgeous. >> thank you. >> they are right backstage. i swear.

and we all took turns [ bleep ] them. ♪ >> representing anderson, south carolina, i am jordan nolan. >> jordan's motto is, you can never have too much of a good thing. >> i've done everything the companans asked me. i did all these embarrassing things. i mean, god, i even put this man's [ bleep ] in my mouth. >> jimmy: we have a great show for you toninit. lady gaga is here. and we'll be right back with harrison ford. ♪ let me entertain you ♪ let me make you smile

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>> jimmy: well, you can see there's a lot of excitement here. thank you for watching. here tonight, to chat and share

music, from this multiplatinum selling album, lady gaga. the album is called "born this way." she'll be here from m e bud light outdoor stage. we shut down the whole block behind our theater for lady gaga tonight. and we set all the cars people left behind on fire. next week on the show, james franco, jeremy piven, howie mandel, hank azaria, jim sturgess, denise richards, "the bachelorette" ashley, and her mate -- whoever he may be. if she chooses anyone. and we'll have stand up comedy from todd glass, and music from gavin degraw and coldplay. that's right, coldplay -- we have a big deal planned for them too. so please join us next week. without our first guest tonight, there would probably be no america. he is one of the biggest movie stars ever. on friday, you can see him saddle up alongside daniel craig in the new movie "cowboys and aliens." please say hello to harrison ford. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] they're a little excited tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> very nice of you to say that. about america. >> jimmy: it's true. it really is. i was on vacation two weeks ago and i decided to go to jackson, wyoming, where i know you have a place. and a friend of mine who is in show business, said, hey, you should call harrison ford. and i thought, w wl -- why? because i thought maybe he knew something that, like, you'd requested my presence. i said, why would i do that? and he said, i don't know, thought maybe he'd like to see you. and i thought, no, i don't think he would like to see me. [ laughter ] but then knowing you were coming on tonight, i thought, what would have happened if i called and bothered you, said, i'm

coming up to jackson, let's get together. >> let's see. hello? sorry, who is this? >> jimmy: conan. [ laughter ] >> conan who? >> jimmy: no, it's jimmy kimmel. >> j jmy! hi, how are you? >> jimmy: doing well, thanks. i'm coming up to jackson. >> ah -- i'm sorry, who are you calling? >> jimmy: that's kind of what t figured would happen, yeahah so i'm glad i didn't. >> i go there to get away -- >> jimmy: from me. >> from hollywood. >> jimmy: i got you. >> don't take it personally. >> jimmy: while i was there, i kept very busy. i don't feel bad about showing this. i was fly fishing and i caught a beautiful fish. that's right. >> wow. >> jimmy: what do you think of that? >> i don't believe it. [ laughter ] that's what i think. >> jimmy: and look, here's another one where it tried to

escape me while i was taking the picture. >> really? so you -- you must -- the river's still muddy. you were lucky. >> jimmy: very good. very talented. gifted. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm now imagining you and how bothersome everyone must be to you all the time because you've been in so many great movies -- >> no. >> jimmy: yes. absolutely. i know you can't say it. but i'm going to say it for you. people must drive you insane and that's why i can't imagine you going to comic con. >> you got it all wrong. >> jimmy: where it would be like thee baby jesus going to the vatican. [ laughter ] >> but getting a really good seat. >> jimmy: yeah, really, really good. >> quick audience. >> jimmy: you went in real quick and got out real quick? because they tear you apart. >> no, it's -- you know what it is?

it's -- those are the people we work for actually. >> jimmy: yes. >> those are the people that support my luxurious lifestyle. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and have taken care of me for all these years and i'm very grateful for their kind attention and their patronage and i'm looking forward to kind of working for them again. >> jimmy: right. >> so i'm delighted to be there. i'm delighted to be there. >> jimmy: okay. >> i don't want to spend too much time sitting in bars and, you know, just chatting up strangers. >> jimmy: i got you. >> but i'm there to work and it doesn't bother me at all. i like it. >> jimmy: did you sit and watch the film with them? >> i sure did. first time i saw it with all of the effects finally finished and with the music.. and it was -- it was very gratifying. >> jimmy: it came out really good. >> it came out really good. >> jimmy: had you done a western before? >> i -- yes. yes. i'm sorry, did you -- >> jimmy: i don't read my -- [ applause ]

>> i did one other jewish western -- [ laughter ] >> with -- with -- >> jimmy: gene wilder. >> gene wilder. there you go. gene wilder, called "the frisco kid." it was a long time ago. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm -- i've been looking for a western, because i love making them and i love the form. but they went a bit out of favor. for a long time. >> jimmy: what did you think when you got a script called "cowboys and aliens?" >> i said to my agenen at a certain point that i wanted to do the kinds of films that people actually went to. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] that's weird. >> and he said, i got one of those, i'm sending it over. i said great. and i got it. and it's "cowboys and aliens." and without knowing the tone of the piece, it could be anything.

and the character, i thought, was interesting and i went and talked to jon and i saw some of his graphic materials and talked to him about the -- about what his sense of what this w w going to be like was -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> well constructed. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and i got really intrigued by it. >> jimmy: i have to say, indiana jones and james bond shooting aliens together is like something a 5-year-old wishes for on his birthday cake, you know? it's reaeay all you could ask for. you picked your own hat for the movie, true? >> no, no, no. i had -- i had the help of 17 producers. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah. each of them voting anonymously. >> jimmy: and did you -- >> too tall. too wide. did i listen? >> jimmy: yeah? >> no. >> jimmy: no. if you wanted to wear a beer helmet on the set, do you think you would have been able to push that through? >> no, no.

>> jimmy: no. >> but i wanted to make sure i had the biggest hat. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: yours just slightltl bigger than daniel craig's? >> it's a lot bigger than daniel craig's. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's one of the perks, i guess. >> but daniel had the form-fitting chaps. >> jimmy: yes, he did. >> yes. which nicely framed his posterior. >> jimmy: it did. i was having homoerotic thoughts throughout the film. >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] he's recently married. >> jimmy: he was here and he said that he threw parties for the cast and the crew and that you came and you were sitting in the corner grumpy and quiet throughout the party. is that true? >> well, how do you feel about an endless loop of the

sosodtrack from "grease?" >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] not very good. really? [ applause ] >> after a few tequilas, i got over my disdain for the music and warmed to it. but they were pretty good parties. i left about, when they started breaking up furniture for the fireplace. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your son is an acclaimed chef. he's got a great restaurant here in l.a., which is -- do you go and do you -- >> ford's filling station. >> jimmy: ford's filling station, which -- you can get a whole pig there. that's the sort of thing i go for. do you go and do you eat there? is it a place that you go regularly? >> i do. >> jimmy: does he get nervous? or is it like, it's dad, i'll make him whatever i feel like making him? >> no. i get whatever -- >> jimmy: you get whatever you order. >> yeah, whatever is not going bad in the kitchen. >> jimmy: i got you. >> and i pay full price. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> and tip.

very well. >> jimmy: one of your other sons is a musician, i know. and people have been telling me about him what's the name of his band? >> it's called the dough rollers. >> jimmy: food is a big thing in your family. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he opened for dylan on his u.s. tour, his first -- >> jimmy: whicicdylan? bob? >> yeah. bob. >> jimmy: the good one. >> mr. dylan. >> jimmy: well, we have a clip here in the movie and i think we might need you to set it up. >> okay. there's been an alien invasion of our town. i'm a big cattle baron in town, the richest man in town, biggest hat. [ laughter ] and they have kidnapped some of our relatives and got away. this is immediately following the attack on our town. >> jimmy: here we go. the movie is called "cowboys and aliens." it opens tomorrow.

>> i don't know what it is but it's bleeding. >> same direction the machines went with our kin. not going to be able to track it in the dark. >> round up the horses, get some supplies. we'll set off first light. >> you. you're going with us. i need that weapon. it's the only thing that counts. i figure you owe me. >> i don't see it that way. >> jimmy: there you go. harrison ford in "cowboys and aliens." it opens friday. thank you for being here. great to have you, always. >> pleasure. thank you. >> jimmy: lady gaga when we come back. we'll be right back. [ woman ] jogging stroller. you've been stuck in the garage

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♪ i was thinking that i hope this never ends ♪ ♪ yeah, i was just thinking ♪ i hope this will never end >> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. our next guest made her late night television debut right here on our show in 2008 and despititthat has become a bona fide music superstar. her latest cd is called "born this way." it is the biggest selling album of the year. please welcome five-time grammy winner lady gaga.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> hello. >> jimmy: that is something. [ cheers and applause ] i just realized that your -- are those feathers that say gaga on them? >> just in case you forget my name. >> jimmy: from the back they say agag. >> if i get drununand step on it it will say caca. >> jimmy: those are great. who comes up with this? do you think of these things? >> this is a phillip tracy hat. he made one many years ago and i just stole the idea. >> jimmy: i like that.

that is really something. you have to put a lot of thought into what you wear because you just can't'tear anything. >> sometimes. >> jimmy: sometimes if. >> sometimes i don't, you know, when you're in bed, you just -- you know, pretty simple what guys want, right? >> jimmy: nothing. >> sometimes you put some thought, sometimes you put no thought. >> jimmy: and what becomes of the costumes? do you take care of them afterwards? are they sent to africa to be worn by villagers there? >> not that i'm aware of. hi to the band. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] >> sorry. i always want to say hello because i was always in the band. >> jimmy: it's a mutual respect type of thing and they appreciate it. it wakes them up out of their half-stoned haze. >> are you stoned? that's very nice of you. >> jimmy: you have to go around and ask them individually. so, you got -- so, do they go in a museum? is there a big s srage unit? >> i have an archive. >> jimmy: an archive. do you have a curator?

>> well, we had to cure the meat dress. >> jimmy: uh-huh. okay. it got a disease? >> no, you don't know how -- aren't you italian? >> jimmy: i am. i know about curing meat. for god sake, i'm half salami. >> what do you think happens to prosciutto? >> jimmy: i fried some just last night. >> italians don't do that. >> jimmy: well, this one did fry some and put it on a little -- which he made himself. >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: do you cook? >> i cook a lot. >> jimmy: what is your specialty? >> i'm really great at making a, like, traditional fennel red gravy, like, fresh pomodoro sauce. >> jimmy: nice. new york, brooklyn, we call it gravy. people get confused byhat. you make it for the whole family? >> well, yeah. i make it for the producers a lot t the road. they followed me on the tour bus, we built a studio bus with all of our equipment so i could record. >> jimmy: you record on the bus? [ applause ]

and -- do you record while the bus is moving or does it have to come to a stst? >> yeah, well sometimes they don't want to and, gaga, we can't get, the frequency is weird and sounding a little bit strange and i'm like, if you don't get this right now i swear i'm going to -- i get a little bit mad. >> jimmy: do you have a kitchen on the bus you cook? >> there's no kitchen on the bus but we'll stop in certain places and by then we probably had at least a couple of bottles of jamison to drink and i start chain smoking and making pasta for everyone. >> jimmy: nice. >> good brooklyn italian girl. >> jimmy: that's right. you get a little extra spice when the cigarette butt falls into the sauce, right? >> yeah. it's pepper. >> jimmy: very nice. you -- [ applause ] you ever -- do you ever drive the bus? i know you're on tour all the time. >> i don't have a license because i'm from new york. obviously.

but i -- i had a learner's permit for awhile. and i went driving when i was in los angeles in bel air because i thought nobody would notice and it was the day after my first grammy performance with elton so my hair was kind of gray. >> jimmy: with elton john? >> yeah. elton john, i'm sorry. maybe i should have just worn the elton hat. so, i just remember, i was driving and i was so excited because i ran away from my security guards and i went to thth strip mall in bel air, i thought, no one saw me and then my manager called me the next day and he was like, you had a fabulous performance at the grammys and then you're driving a plateless car with no license looking like a grandma. i was so -- i'm like, it's amazing! it's so fabulous. he was not happy. >> jimmy: he was not amused? >> very angry. >> jimmy: got to be a little weird, because you're this big star and you, all these people work for you, but still, you've got people that say, you can't do this, you can't do that. and you kind of have to listen to them, right?

>> well, i think perhaps the reason we're all here is because i'm not very good at listening, am i? >> jimmy: yeah, maybe so. [ applause ] i know that -- you are nominated, your hbo special, which is terrific, by the way, is nominated for five emmy awards. will go you? >> yes. is that the award music? >> jimmy: that is the award music. >> emmy. vma. grammy. >> jimmy: and get ready, because also, you are nominated for the bowling hall of fame, i've hear. that's got to be even more -- are you a bowler? >> um -- i am a good bowler pre-budweiser. >> jimmy: i see. >> yeah. and then once the beers start loading up, i become worse and worse, which is really great for whoever is taking me out on a date. i'm a good, cheap date and terrible bower. >> jimmy: when you go to the bowling alley, do you rent the shoes? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: you do not? >> no.

>> jimmy: for hygiene or style reasons? >> but it's not -- well, what if one of my fans walked into the bowling alley and saw me in flats? i think they'd have a heart attack. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you really do have to be careful. do you want to have kids one day? >> do i want to have kids? some day. long, long day from now. >> jimmy: what if one of your children grew up to be not gay? would you still love that child? >> no. >> jimmy: you would not? [ applause ] i have to say -- >> i actually don't even like you because you're not. >> jimmy: well, you're not alone. [ laughter ] we've got the -- we got the album right here and just about everyone in america has it but just on the off chance that you don't, it's called "born this way." it's available now. you're going to do -- what songs are you going to do for us? >> i'm going to sing my brand new single "you and i."

[ applause ] and d m also going to sing my single that's been out for a bit which is called "the edge of glory," which -- [ applause ] the amazing clarence clemons played sax on the song and god bless him, he's not here, but i'm going to dance to the moon for him tonight. >> jimmy: that's great. lady gaga is here. we'll be right back. can i eat heart healthy without giving up taste?

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>> jimmy: this is her newest album. it's called "born this way." here with the song "you and i," lady gaga. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's give a good show tonight. hands up, okay?

♪ ♪ it's been a long time since i came around ♪ ♪ it's been a long timeme but i'm back in town ♪ ♪ and this time i'm not leaving without you ♪ all right hands up. ♪ you taste like whisky when you kiss me, oh ♪ ♪ i'll give anything again to be your baby doll ♪ ♪ yeah, this time i'm not leaving without you ♪ ♪ you said, sit back down where you belong ♪ ♪ in the corner of my bar with your high heels on ♪ ♪ sit back on the couch where we made love ♪ ♪ the first time and you said to me ♪ ♪ there's something something about this place ♪

♪ something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face ♪ ♪ something, something about my cool nebraska guy ♪ ♪ there's something about baby, you and i ♪ okay hands up. ♪ been two years since i let you go ♪ ♪ i couldn't listen to a joke or my rock 'n' roll ♪ ♪ your muscle cars drove e truck right through my heart ♪ ♪ this time i'm not leaving without you ♪

♪ you said, sit back down where you belong ♪ ♪ in the corner of my bar with your high heels on ♪ ♪ sit back on the couch where we made love ♪ ♪ the first time and you said to me ♪ ♪ there's something something about this place ♪ ♪ something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face ♪ ♪ something, something about my cool nebraska guy ♪ ♪ there's something about jimmy kimmel, you and i ♪ ♪ you and i you, you and i ♪ you, you and i you, you and i ♪ ♪ you and i you, you and i ♪

♪ you, you and i you, you and i ♪ ♪ ♪ not a whole lot of money ♪ but we still pay rent ♪ but you can't buy a house in ♪ only three men that i'm search my whole life ♪ ♪ it's my dad and nebraska and jesus christ ♪ ♪ there's something something about the chase ♪ ♪ something ♪ new york woman ♪ my lipstick all over your face ♪

♪ something something about ♪ come on you and i ♪ you, you and i you, you and i ♪ ♪ you and i you, you and i ♪ ♪ ♪ it's been a long time since i came around ♪ ♪ it's been a long time but i'm back in town ♪ ♪ and this time i'm not leaving without you ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank harrison ford.