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now, i reaeay would. fortunately though i don't. today the market bounced back and gained 430 points. so i guess we're rich again? congratulations, everybody. [ applause ] we're number one again. speaker of the house john boehner andd minority leader nancy pelosi made an announcement that they're ending their page program. apparently it was teaching them bad habits. so they've got rid of them. the program -- this program has been around for 200 years. pelosi and boehner said they decided to end it when they realized th ed thad that due to oversight, congress was doing something good and -- so sorry, high schoolers, it looks like you'll have to go somewhere else to be groped and sexted. six recall elections were held for republican seats in the wisconsin state senate tonight. the reverend sharpton was

filling in as host on msnbc and he had some very strong opinions on something. i'm not exactly sure what. >> tonight is the measure of whether the country begins in the state of wisconsin a national drive to push back or whether we have more to go to build a movement of resistant. bubu resist, we much -- we must and we will much about that be committed. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- [ applause ] i think that's what they call much-see tv. he may be ready to become the next miss teen south carolina. meanwhile, former vice president al gore is making news, thanks to his speech about global warming he gave in aspen last week. global warming is a topic al

gore is passionate about. he got angry during the speech. he got so angry during the speech, he almost woke a couple of people in the audience up. scary. he went on a tirade about the scientists who get paid to tell us we have nothing to worry about. he used the "f" word. the "b" word. he didn't use the "n" word. but the other words seemed very out of character. all a sudden he's joe pesci with aer this moral thermometer. this is the real audio. we combined it with video from "frosty y e snowown." well, here it is. al gore, the snowman. >> they pay pseudo scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message this climate thing, it's nonsense. c 0-2 doesn't trap heat. it may be volcanoes. [ bleep ] and when you go and talk to any

audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again. there's no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate, even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. people have no idea. it's [ bleep ] >> jimmy: all right, well, hopefully evaporated into a storm cloud and rained on some fair-trade crop. it's kind of fun to hear al gore get crazy. he couldld use a little dash of mel gibson in his life. maybe more people would listen. in fact, if he ever makes a sequel to "an inconvenient truth," i would suggest he do it like this. >> many people ask me what is global warming. it's a [ bleep ] disaster is what it is, you [ bleep ] it's [ bleep ] our glaciers, our animals, our ocean, our oxygen, our plant life. you're all just sitting there like a bunch of [ bleep ] it's [ bleep ]

you're [ bleep ] we all [ bleep ] this place up. [ bleep ] you. i'm al gore and i'm sick of this [ bleep ] >> jimmy: well -- [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. i think somebody might- [ applause ] i think somebody's mom needs to wash somebody's mouth out with biodegradable soap. donald trump told cnn yesterday he may consider getting back in the presidential race. he said he's got to mull it over and then comb it over and he'll go from there. he said if the economy continues to go the way it's going and if republicans pick the wrong candidate, i would certainly consider it. which i don't know, he's in, he's out, he's in. he's not entering the presidential race, he's having sex with it. trump would apparently run as an independent if he did run. his quote was i think it's maybe time for that. i like that. that should be his campaign slogan. i think it's maybe time for that. that's the kind of half-hearted

enthusiasm this country needs right now. [ applause ] congratulations i want to say to another potential presidential candidate, sarah palin, had a grand child over the weekend. she's a young grandmother. she's only 47 years old. this is her second grandkid. think how many grandkids she'd have if the palins didn't practice abstinence. sarah'ssldest son track and his wife had a baby. let's see if we can get her name together. is it, a, igloo palin. b, harpoon dogsled palin. c, ronald remington reagan palin. or, d, grizzly frances moosehead palin. the answer is -- it's d, grizzly frances moosehead palin. [ applause ] actually, no, the kid's name is -- is kyla, k-y-l-a. she was named the same way all the palin children are named.

by throwing a handful of scrabble tiles down the stairs. the proud parents released video of the birth. watch it, because there really is right off the bat no doubt this kid is a palin. >> oh, my god, it's coming. don't look, get out. >> you're doing great. push. and breathe. and push. gun! [ gunfire ] >> ahhh! >> oh, my god! [ continued gunfire ] >> get down! >> oh, my god, what's happening down there? >> drop the guns! she's reloading. twins! twins! [ gunfire ] >> grenade! [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's obama care for you right

there. there have been major riots in london for the past four days. apparently they realize this was the last harry potter movie and went nuts. here's what's going on over there. groups of young people have been setting buildings, vehicles and police stations on fire. they've been looting story stores and attacking local authorities. they're behaving quite frankly like canadians. no one seems to know exactly why they're rioting. i'm guessing it has something to do with the fact all their sandwiches have cucumbers in them. if the riots get worse, the queen has threatened to let out her knights. which unfortunately her knights are paul mccartney and elton john. here's what england needs right now. there's a documentary on hbo last night called "superheroes." a number of regular people around the country who dress up in costume to fight crime. one of them is a guy who calls

himself the vigilante spider. he was kind enough to take us through the average day for a superhero. >> my name is vigilante spider. i started out in las vegas, nevada. i now patrol most of north county just like any other day. walk downstairs. you have breakfast. you say hello to your girlfriend. you go to work. you say hi to your friends at work. and then you go home. after all the nmo not ni is don and you sleep. >> so you have a girlfriend? >> i was metaphorically speaking. >> jimmy: metaphorically, he gets tons of women metaphorically. tons. they should call him the lonely spsper. and one more thing, jessica alba is here with us tonight. she's very pregnant. [ applause ] she's become impregnated with a baby, with a child. she's been going to birthing classes. this is how you prepare for a

child. you go to a teacher who teaches you how to have the baby and how not to kill the baby after you have the baby. i went along with her. we well, here's a sneak peek at what we're going to see a little later on. >> so is it possible to do self-examination? say you want to labor at home for a little while? >> yeah. >> how do you check, you know? >> yeah, how would i do that? >> jimmy: the thing is, i think i just made her more comfortable by being there t than anything. so we'll have that for you a little -- we have a good show for you tonight. we're going to make pizza steaks with steve martorano. we'll be right back with jessica alba so stick around. [ girl ] bye mom! bye sweetie! you'll do great. [ laughs ] this is it! [ all ] 10...9...8... a new school year has so much potential! any resolutions?

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, we're going to make genuine philadelphia pizza cheesesteaks with the author of this new book called "yo cuz! my life my food my way." steve martorano is here. my biggest complaint about philly cheese steak is there's not enough pizza in it so now we'll -- and then we'll hear music from this album, it came out today. it's called "tailgates and tanlines." the samsung at&t summer krush concert series continues with luke bryan from the grand ole opry theater in nashville, tennessee. tomorrow night we'll be joined jesse eisenberg, jerry springer, and have music from incubus. so please join us for that too. it's hard to imagine anyone moviegoers would enjoy in 3-d than our first guest tonight.

and she ratchets it up to 4-d in the new movie "spy kids: all the time in the world." it opens august 19. please say hello to jessica alba. [ applause ] you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got your phone with you? >> yeah, because i want to take a picture and put it on tweeter. >> jimmy: that will be fun. who did this to you? >> my husband. >> jimmy: he did. again? >> he did it again. >> jimmy: he did it once and then you let him do it again. >> what was i thinking? >> jimmy: is it better the second time being prprnant? is it easier? >> no, it's kind of harder because i have a 3-year-old who wants me, you know, to pick her up and do everything and it kind of hurts. >> jimmy: does she know what's going on? >> i have like sciatic pain now. all these different things. >> jimmy: there's probably a little jealousy. >> she used to smack my belly

but now she kisses it. >> jimmy: that's nice. making progress. >> i was like, don't smack my belly anymore, it hurts. >> jimmy: that's no good. have you been having cravings like people do? >> yeah, with my first pregnancy, i kind of just wanted citrus fruit. cash covered all my cravings. >> jimmy: your husband cash? he went and got everything you needed? >> he had cravings himself so he, like, ate everything. so every morning we'd have like a half a pack of bacon. and he would have, you know, desserts. we had five desserts with every meal. like no matter what so -- >> jimmy: he's having sympathy cravings? >> he did. he lost the weight way later than i did. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> with this one, i am -- like i will die, i will kill, i will kill for watermelon. >> jimmy: for waterwatermelon? >> i wake up at 2:00 in the morning and i'm, like, i need watermelon so bad.

only twice he's had to do a late-night run. >> jimmy: he has to go to the store in the middle of the night? >> i do that, i'm pregnant, i can't change what's happening here. and he's like, okay, sure, no problem. >> jimmy: he's got to. >> you get like a little psycho when you're pregnant sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> most of the time, i'm really nice. >> jimmy: do you eat every day watermelon? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: watermelon's good. there's almost nothing in it, right? >> i mean, it's like -- i don't know what it is. i dream about it. >> jimmy: i hope the baby doesn't come out covered with -- red and covered with seeds. >> if it's a healthy baby, that's all -- >> jimmy: do you know what you're going to name the baby? >> i don't. we were actually talking about it this morning, funny enough. it's hard to follow a name like honor because honor's such a -- >> jimmy: honor's your daughter's name. >> it's a good name. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a solid name but you can't cheat on anything in school or anything when your name's honor. >> well, yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: there's a whole system named after you. you have to abide by it.

>> yeah. a lot of pressure for the kid. and, you know, so cash and i were talking and, you know, he came up with this name and i was like, you know, we want to let our kid, you know, be able to be a rocket scientist or a painter or, you know, you want to be able to, like, allow your kid to do anything with the name. even though his name is like a gangster rapster name, cash, he went to yale and he had a po poly-syi major so it was okay, he beat the odds. >> jimmy: me and my ex-wife named our daughter catherine because we figured if it was very serious, she'll go by catherine or katie. she turned out to be katie. jimmy is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. it's just something to think about. [ applause ] >> i like -- yeah. >> jimmy: might be a good idea, let honor name the baby.

let your 3-year-old pick the name. >> yes. yes. she -- she keeps calling -- she says you have a boy, i have a brother named sophie. >> jimmy: she wants to name baby sophie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and wants it to be a boy. >> yes. she wants a girl too. she wants both. she doesn't really care about the girl's name. she just wants the brother to be named sophie. >> jimmy: she wants a brother who will get beat up every day at school. >> yeah, basically. >> jimmy: you were very nice to ask me to do something that i was honored to do, which is -- cash could not make it for some reason -- maybe he was out running, going watermelon, i don't know. was unable to make it to your birthing class. so i went along with you. well, we brought on some cameras because we thought it might be educational for the people at home who have also been impregnated. take a look. >> welcome, everyone. my name's elaine. i'm a certified childbirth educator.

>> how are babies made? >> well, you -- they've -- i think you know. anyway, we are -- >> jimmy: sometimes i just like to hear it. >> this is a cross section -- >> jimmy: ech, that's disgusting. >> -- nonpregnant woman. what do you call this? >> uterus. >> what's the opening of the uterus called? >> jimmy: the vagina. >> cervix. >> jimmy: vagina. >> is that your favorite word? >> we call it the birth canal. thank you. >> jimmy: okay. >> here is your uterus when you're not pregnant. >> jimmy: that lacks like a pear to me. >> it's a simulated uterus. >> jimmy: because my grandfather used to eat a lot of uteruses if that's the case. or i iit uteri? >> sure. full term this is -- >> jimmy: can you put a hole in it and fill it with vodka?

>> i wouldn't recommend that. how much weight should a pregnant woman gain? >> between 25 pounds and 30 pounds? >> jimmy: nothing, right, no pounds. >> thank you, suzy. 25 to 35 pounds. i have an empathy belly here for the dads. jimmy, would you like to -- >> yeah, i'll put it on. i already have one of my own but i'll wear this for a while. >> slip it on like this. >> jimmy: this isn't bad at all. i don't know what your ladies are complaining about. >> thank you for sharing. so, you need yourer cervix to n up how many centimeters? >> ten centimeters. >> jimmy: how do you know everything? >> i study a lot. >> jimmy: oh, is that because you're asian? she said ask questions. >> stupid ones. >> and then you also have your -- >> vagina. >> or birth canal. >> jimmy: is that like a uterus cozy you have there? >> no, this is --

>> jimmy: no, but go on, you were talking about your vagina. >> now you're in stage two. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. >> your vagina needs to open up -- well, it's technically -- >> jimmy: i have trouble getting mymy vagina open. >> you don't h he trouble getting your mouth open. >> jimmy: i'll try to think of it as my face vagina. >> let's go to the moment of birth. you may find that your doctor or your midwife decides to assist you with the birth by doing massage. take a little oil, pour it, which is the area between the birth canal and the anus. >> jimmy: for real? >> yes, it's that skin, that tiss tissue. >> it's between the two holes. >> jimmy: that's a bad neighborhood. >> some couples decide to do massage. >> jimmy: are any of you guys doing that? no. >> i didn't know you could do

that. >> jimmy: yeah, you can, you can do that. you just need olive oil. >> all right. now we'd like everyone to experience a mock birth. so i'd like to have one of our moms volunteer. >> jimmy: i'll do it. >> should i play the dad? >> yes, please. >> jimmy: good idea. >> jessica's going to be the want to catch the baby. that baby's just going to come right on out. >> breathe in. i feel the baby coming. >> okay, let's do this. breathe in and push. push. you got this. you got this. push. >> jimmy: why did you do this to me? >> you asked for it. push! oh, you tore.

there's blood. lots of blood. push! >> jimmy: oh, it's coming out. i see its head. >> come on, push! there we go. >> jimmy: can i hold it? i want to name it pippa middleton. >> okay. >> jimmy: i think we had quite an experience. by the way, i got you something. i got you some olive oil for the house. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "spy kids: all the time in the world" opens in theatres august 19th in 4d. more with jessica alba when we return. we asked real people if they'd help us with an experiment for febreze fabric refresher. they agreed. [ experimenter 1 ] relax, take some nice deep breaths. [ experimenter 2 ] what do you smell? lilac. clean. there's something that's really fresh.

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[ cheers and applause ] "spy kids: all the time in the world" is jessica alba's new movie. your third movie with robert rodriguez? that's a lot of movies with him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just one of those deals where you work well together and you're like, let's do every movie together? >> kind of. we like each other. >> jimmy: i can see why he likes you. i don't know him but -- he's incredibly talented. he inspires me. yeah, he's a good friend. >> jimmy: that's nice. that's nice to have. especially when you have to spend a lot of time with somebody. >> that's true. >> jimmy: he doesn't go to birthing classes with you. >> he's not quite the friend you are. >> jimmy: that's right. he doesn't come over to your house and teach you how to make pizza. >> that's true. he didn't leave me truffles either. >> jimmy: i did leave you some truffles. >> i can't throw away the truffle rice, by the way. >> jimmy: the rice is no good. >> i just can't throw it away though. it's still in the fridge. >> jimmy: you should make some kind of a mash out of it and

feed it to our baby. is it wrong to think of it as our baby? >> yeah, it's not our baby. >> jimmy: i meant the three of us, not just the two of us. >> it's weird. >> jimmy: this movie's in 4-d. what does that mean? . >>it's a fun extra aroma element. >> jimmy: you can smell the movie? >> so, like the eight times during the movie, there's a number that pops up and they give you a card when you come into the theater and you can scratch and sniff and sort of like experience what the actors are experiencing in the movie. >> jimmy: people can actually smell you during the movie. >> i don't know if they're smelling me. >> jimmy: yes, they are going to smell you. wow. there are going to be hoards of perverts coming into the film. i used to love that scratch and sniff when i was a kid. >> exactly. it's a kid's movie. it's a kid's thing. >> jimmy: kids will get a kick out of that. it's a card that everybody getet >> yeah, and then aumber pops up and you scratch and sniff

that number. and it coincides with what's happening on the screen. >> jimmy: as one of the stars of the film, do you get to approve the various scents? >> no. >> jimmy: it sounds like fun. i like that. >> yeah, it's cute. >> jimmy: people will get the cards -- >> it's like -- it's definitely a kid thing. it is kids are going to love it. >> jimmy: you put on glasses, you have a card. there's a lot of work to do dhurg mo >> it's interactive. >> jimmy: almost like being at the racetrack. your glasses, your card. >> i don't spend a lot of time at the track. >> jimmy: you should. gambling is a good thing to teach the children. it's great to see you as always. i wish you the best of luck, number one, with the baby, number two with the movie. "spy kids: all the time in the world" opens in theatres august 19th in 4d.

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>> jimmy: our next guest was born and raised in south philly. he has very successful restaurants in south florida and las vegas and a new book called "yo cuz! my life, my food, my way." please welcome steve martorano. how are you, steve? >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: i'm excited about this. the book is fantastic. it's not just a cookbook. it's stories from your life. >> what's that mean? >> jimmy: a memoir. autobiography. >> jimmy: with recipes. i did read the book. how is a pizza steak different from a cheese steak? >> anywhere you go, if you get a pizza steak, they use marinara. in philly we say marinara. this type, we're going to take it to the next level. we're going to use jersey tomatoes. have you ever had a jersey

tomato? when i tell you this is going to be the best tomato in the world. it only comes out once a year. july, august, a little bit of september. i had a friend of mine, mikey's produce in south philly, sent them today. >> jimmy: they call them a jersey tomato because they look like snooki or because -- i'm going to -- all right, let's -- that's a good one, that's a good one. all right. you tell me, you tell me. what do you want to do first? >> jimmy: you tell me. we got some onions goingng here. >> what i did -- italian-american cooking is simple. just simple food. a lot of people take it to the next level. when i watch stuff on tv today, i look at it and i go, i can't make that. my style of cooking is just really simple ingredients, simple products in a simple style. so we took some white onions and we simmered it in lightly salted butter. real simple. did that for about 20 minutes.

>> jimmy: no only live oil? >> just lightly salted butter. >> jimmy: yeah, you made that for me. my mother used to make it when i was a little kid. >> this guy, when i was here last time, he made me go to his house and cook. he keep saying, do this, do that. no, jim, i'm here as a guest. i still got to cook. jimmy: i'm generous in that way. >> i made about 30 things. >> jimmy: you did. >> it was so simple, t -- >> jimmy: i went crazy for it. >> loved it. >> jimmy: i hadn't had it since i was a little kid. that's what's in the book. things if you're italian your mom would make, your grandma would make. >> just taking it to the next level with quality ingredients. get your pan hot. str extra virgin olive oil. >> jimmy: how much is a little bit? all right. >> let it get a little hot. what happens in recipes, you ever see when people have two cloves of garlic?

>> jimmy: yeah. >> or two tablespoons, three tablespoons. i go wa, what's the difference? just do it till you learn how to do it. that's it. there's some cheese -- there's some meat for -- >> jimmy: this is just beef? >> that's the top of the round. it's like having car patcho, right? >>. >> jimmy: that is good. >> put it in the pan. >> jimmy: gently or -- >> just throw it in, don't be nervous. >> jimmy: how do you get the beef sliced this thin? >> you got to stick it in the freezer. go to your butcher or supermarket and by two pounds. tell them to put it in the freezer. pay for it. come back the next day and tell them to slice it on the slicer. >> jimmy: pay for it, huh? interesting? in philly -- >> jimmy: if i was you, i'd just take it. >> in philly, you see the way these pieces are? that's how you get a cheese steak in filphilly.

we chop it up. we add the cheese and onions. makes it a little more robust. >> jimmy: it's easier to eat like that too. >> keep putting it in. you're to slow. we only got so much time here. >> jimmy: all right, all right, i'm trying to be neat about it. i'm not a professional. >> we got this. you want to take these. you're going to do this. you want to play with it. you want to chop it like this. take it apart. simple. >> jimmy: tell us why shaq gave you an nba championship ring. >> see, likes the way i cook. the first time shaq came to me. he ordered dessert. fettucini alfredo. >> jimmy: for dessert? >> true story. he calls me on the phone. he says he's coming in for dinner. he's going to come in. he comes in. he grabs me. kisses me. says, i got a present for you. said, what's that? said, i'm going to give you a championship ring. give me a little time. you'll get one. i go to vegas. you know who eddie jones is,

right? big ball player. he comes over. you can clap, it's good. he comeses in, right, we're talking. i say, koz, guess what, shaq is giving me a ring. he said, he toldou that same story? he's lying. he tells everybody that story. so now i'm mad, right? i don't get no ring. two weeks later, guess who comes? >> jimmy: shaq. >> i tell him to leave. you got to get out. i didn't get no ring. anyway, he came back a week later and he gave me this ring. >> jimmy: and now you're engaged to shaquille o'neal. that's pretty great. you see how simple he's -- we're not hammering it. we're just taking our time. >> jimmy: charles barkley played in the nba for 16 years, he has no ring. >> i got one. charles, i didn't say that. now you're going to take some salt. >> jimmy: all right. >> a little bit of kosher salt. i'll do this and you do the

granulated garlic. that's a south philly thing. >> jimmy: i used to steal this from the pizzaza place when i w a kid. and i'd take it home. >> that's perfect. get a little fresh plak black pepper. that's oregano. that's good, that's good. what we're going to do -- there's two ways of eating cheese steak. with or without. if you walk up to a joint in philly, you ask for a cheese steak, you got to say with, with means with onions, or without. how do you like it, with or without? >> jimmy: i like it with. >> a little bit of onions. as much as you like, coz. when you cook food, italian food -- >> jimmy: do what you like? >> yeah. when my mother taught me, nobody had recipes. a little bit of this, a little bit of that. take your time. >> jimmy: that's probably not the best thing to tell people who you want to buy a cookbook from you -- >> see, coz, listen, no, listen, i swear on my mother, listen, my

book is not a paint by numbers. that's how you sell recipes. >> jimmy: it's not exact. >> right. you're going to do it, you mess up, you do it again. that's what cooking's all about, having fun. >> jimmy: all right, we got to finish this. >> you got this. take a couple of the jersey tomatoes. >> jimmy: beautiful jersey tomatoes. they go right in there, huh? nice. >> you can use your hands. that's why god gave you hands. as long as they're clean. >> jimmy: i don't care if you use your hands. go crazy. mine aren't even clean. >> put a little oregeno. now, the roll. basil in italian. when i was growing up and i had no money, i couldn't afford c e colog cologne, i swear to god, i go likekehis. >> jimmy: makes a nice corsage.

>> put a peaiece all around. get some american cheese. throw it everywhere you want. >> jimmy: it's white. >> they got yellow and white. i only use the white. >> jimmy: american cheese, all right. >> now you're going to make this melt. put it on italian bread. and we're going to eat it. >> jimmy: let's see how it comes out. >> this, this is how it comes. >> jimmy: come up here. >> now, wait. wait, wait. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the south philly lean. when you eat a cheese steak in philly, you got to go like this, coz. because all that comes off. when i would come home at nighttime -- wait a minute, let me finish the story. when i come home at nightcome on, forget about it, let's eat. >> jimmy: guillermo. lean. [ applause ] really good.

beautiful. steve martorano, everybody. here's the book. "yo cuz! my life, my food, my way." when we come back, music from luke bryan. mm

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