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[ phone ringing ] hello? hi, jimmy. it's me, jimmy. hey! great hearing from me. what's up, handsome? have you seen the lineup for the samsung at&t summer krush concert series? it looks great. yes. i know. i just saw you say it. oh. well, good talking to you then. good talking to you, too. i love me. i love me, too. really a great guy. >> dicky: for more information on the samsung at&t summer krush concert series and the openini act contest, visit samsungsummerkrush2011.com. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jerry springer, music from incubus and jesse eisenberg. ♪

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with cleto and the cletones. and now, from this point on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello, everybody. all right, everyone's here. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for showing up to take me in. you better not be here because you lost all your money this the stock market today and the tickets are free. you aren't, right? i wonder if we charged $10 for tickets if anyone would come. i'm guessing not. the dow fell again, and no one was home to help it up. for those of you having trouble understanding this pad financial news lately.

let me put it in terms you might understand. the economy is plank. it's a special wall street edition of "wipeout." okay? on monday, the dow dropped like, 635 points. yesterday, it gained430 back. today, it dropped another 520 points. the ninth biggest point drop in histo history. which is bad, i think. stock market losses are losses on paper. it's nothing a little whiteout can't fix. i would like to congratulate the new york post. here's the headline. crazy stocks like a hooker's draws, up, down, up. thanks, thanks "new york times." i was having trouble understanding without the image. wonder who this woman is. mom, dad, i'm on the cover of the paper today.

financial analyststare worried we may will headedor a double-dip recession. sounds delicious. congressman barney frank was on the rachel maddow show. he got worked up, as he often does. see if you can hear how worked up he got. >> we have to figure out, what do we do from here? we have to get some jobs. note the name of the segment in the upper corner. the segment is lean rward. ? we have to get some jobs. >> jimmy: that's the part that keith olbermann really misses. there are lots of experts giving explanations. if they knew what was going on, they would keep quiet and get rich.

once i would like to see someone say, stock prices up down for no apparent reason. today, they're up, i have no idea. there's one guy i like. he's new. he keeps it simple. he giveses it to you straight. >> it mas money with fwrks uillermo. >> welcome to mas money. buy, sell, do everything. let's take a call. hello? >> what's up with the stock market? >> i don't know. what's up witit your face? [ cat meowing ] >> next call. >> what do you think of that at 2 1/2? >> that's a stock? >> no, it's an option. >> that's all the time we have, see you next time. mas money, mas money, mas money.

whoo! buy, buy, buy! >> jimmy: it's dwod, right? he's our own little warren buffett. a number of cities in england have had riots. someone stole a bulldozer and crashed it into a post office. all this over a jar of grey poupon. some of them might be rioting for fun. a lot of it is focused on liquor stores. someone throwing what apparently is a mannequin arm through a window. i'm going express my anger by b getting a set of capri pants.

for anyone there, be careful. and please send me an x-box. the random destruction is frightening. >> looting, arson, and anarchy across many morning to english cities. the violence is being coordinated on social messaging sites. >> chim, chim, cherie. >> jimmy: molotov cocktails instead. here's what i don't get. if you're going destroy a city for no reason, why destroy your own city? go one city over. i'm so mad at the government, i'm going to burn my house down. that will show me. back here in the united states, where british people are safe judging reality shows, part one of "so you think you can dance

accoun ," on fox. big news for tyler perry fans. he's reportedly parting with a studio called lion's gate to create tyler tv. which is exciting, i guess. right? who does he think he is, oprah? actually, he's very rich. he's always wearing a dress. maybe he is oprah, has anyone seen the two of them together? as soon as tyler perry announced his plan today, a brick wrapped in a copy of "o" magazine came through his window. now all the madea movies will be all in one place. the new england patriots signed formrm bengals player chad

ochocinco. he said today for the first few weeks of the season, he wants to live with a patriots fan. he wants to move into someone's ho home, for reel. >> i'm going stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season. until i get myself acclimated. >> have you picked the fan yet? >> i'm not sure how it will work. they have to have internet and x-box. that's about it. ? you're serious? >> have i lied to you before? . >> jimmy: i don't know. i guess not. gn that's a great idea. how great would itt be to wake p every morning and have ochocinco playing x-box in his underwear

on your couch? remember levi johnson. he has a sister, mercede. they have names without the "s" on the end. they have siblings docker and skittle. his sister, mercede, will b the first "playboy" model to have shot her own bear-skin rug. she says the oldest son used cocaine and oxycontin. and sarah palin forced him to go to the military to protect himself. and she predicted a mental breakdown if she became president. and the photographer said, turn a little bit, i can only see one nipple.

strange news regarding ernie and burt. there is a petition urging them to get married on the show. more than 33,000 people have signed it so far. it was inspired by the appearance on "project runway." i grew up in the theater. a lot of my design is very costumed based. a lot of people's ideas are less is more. mine is more is better. >> jimmy: how does he sew with three fingers? i don't know about the petition. i have a lot to say. if you don't mind, i'm going to get on my high horse for a minute. will you play something, guys? ♪ ♪ in the world there stands man who goes by the name of jim ♪

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try it some time. it's okay to wash your friends. here is the biggest question. what if they are guy? what is they're neck deep in each other's fuzz every night? why aren't we questioning bunsen and beaker? and what about dora the explorer? i believe what two muppets do in the privacy of their own home is between the two of them. as long as they use a rubber ducky. they're 6 years old. let's give them until they're 18 before they talk about getting married. in the meantime, let's keep an

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, the oscar nominated star of "the social network" his new movie is called "30 minutes of less" jesse eisenberg is with us. and the man whoho shaped our national consciousness, jerry springer.

and the music from this album, "if not now, when" incubus. before that, i want to introduce you to a special someone. this is is kyle mooney. i saw kyle's work on youtube. kyle does man on the street interviews. he posts them on youtube. how long have you been doing these? >> i -- i was doing it for the best videos. >> jimmy: for awhile. i was excited about kyle's potential as a broadcaster, so i asked him to try out to be a correspondent for the show. i told him he could go anywhere he wanted. where did you choose to go? >> to the beach. >> jimmy: to the beach is where he chose to go. your buddy dave shot and edited it yourselves? >> we did it for the jimmy kimmels and all the hollywood's

here. >> jimmy: great. so here now is summer fun with kyle mooney. enjoy. >> we're here live at venice beach. talking to the beautiful beach bunnies. the bodacious beach bad guys. let's see what it's all l out. there's -- there's lots of ways to have fun in the sun. that's one of them. nobody ever said the beach was a bad place for the most wonderful romance. >> yes, it is. ♪ >> no, no. someone told me you were a wavetown rider? >> no, man. >> he has to be.

♪ >> yo, what's up? >> cruising by. getting faster along the sidelines. >> of course. >> comes with the territory. on the beach, might get a little sandy. how you doing? welcome to the muscle beach gym. some of the strongest and toughetough est come here to pump it up. it's a good place to getet exercise. when you're pumping that, do you say, i'm going to be one of the trainers out on the sand? >> no. that's not me. i do this for -- well, actually, i do it for health. where you from? >> nowhere to run, nowhere to

hide from the styty profile. gushing like --ong coming. the first soso. ♪ send you to town >> ask you a couple questions? >> what's the matter? >> ask you a couple of questions? >> depending on what? concerning what? >> the beach and what you're doing today? >> no. ♪ >> not a bad time for being out on the beach. >> right. i'm french. >> i'm kyle. nice to meet you. ♪ >> you think we could be here forever? >> no. i don't really like to be. well, i do, but -- >> gotta go.

does thisseel like cali? >> it's cooler in cali. killer cali. >> on the beach with the bikinis? >> no, i actually like the beach -- ♪ >> no, thanks. >> no problem. i had so much fun today. talking to the beachgoers, talking about vacation. we have come to the end. time to go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess you're hired. thank you very much. kyle mooney, everyone. we'll be right back with jesse eisenberg. my contacts are so annoying.

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>> jimmy: we're back. still to come, jerry springer will be here. incubus will be with us. our first guest is an oscar-nominated actor who last year played the billionairir entrepreneur who invented facebook. now, he plays a pizza delivery boy, this economy is rough, alongside danny mcbride, aziz ansari and nick swardson in

the new comedy "30 minutes or less." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jesse eisenberg. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, thanks so much for having me here. sq >> jimmy: you have been to the show before. you were not on. >> i sat in that seatat i was with woody harrelson. we picked somebody out of their seat. >> jimmy: of course, of course. you don't own a television set. is that correct? >> yeah. that's correct. >> jimmy: why? it's my window to the world? >> i watch you online every day. i'm inundated with so much media outside in new york city, when i

get home, i don't want to see anything else. >> jimmy: has that always been the case? >> no, i grew up glued to it. when i moved out, i wanted to unstick. >> jimmy: parents don't let you watch tv and then you watch tv for years. you're from new york. what did your parents do for a living? >> my dad was a college professor. my mom works at hospitals. her more interesting job was a professional birthday party clown. i'm sure she's thrilled that i'm discussing it. she does have a television. >> jimmy: wow, birthday party clown. you ever go to work with her? to parties? >> i went to a thing she did at the library. she came from, like, the hippy theme. she was a folk-singing clown.

>> jimmy: my mom played a christmas tree once at her job. it was the most embraearrassing thing i had every experienced. i can only imagine if she folded balloons. >> she was thin a christmas tre suit? >> jimmy: yeah, it was. >> i wanted to tell my parents i wanted to be an actor. my mom was like, something murray dick lou-- more ridiculo. >> jimmy: you're still in college? >> i've been in college for ten years. that's not something to cheer about. >> jimmy: you have been rather busy. >> i would do a movie and be unemployed for a semester.

the industry, makes me take off for a semester. and i go to school. >> jimmy: do you feel compelled to graduate? you want to graduate? >> i don't want to go to a graduation but i would like to graduate. i would like to finish. >> jimmy: why? because it seems like you have done -- >> a new topic to talk about on talk shows. talk about being an adult. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem like a good enough reason. >> i know. >> jimmy: you want to finish what you started. >> i have, like, three classes left. >> jimmy: do you go to school or take online classes? >> i do both. i would do online classes. >> jimmy: couldn't you pay the school, like, $10,000. i don't want to come anymore. i was nominated for an oscar.

>> my school does accept sleazy bribes. >> jimmy: the director of this film was the director of "zombieland." ruben fleischer. he worked on this show and then left us. >ll he talked about was you. >> jimmy: you have very funny s co-stars. aziz ansari. nick swardson. >> he was my childhood idol. >> jimmy: maybe he's a little older than you. >> she started doing comedy at 17 or 18. i just thought he was so fantastic. i saw him on "make me laugh." >> jimmy: oh, sometimes you do have a television set. >> yeah, when i was younger.

i thought he was so great. i wrote to him and -- >> jimmy: you wrote to him? >> i asked him for an autographed picture. his picture is stillanging up -- it's the only thing remaining from my childhood, the bedroom i grow up in. it's still up there. i can't believe i get to be in a movie with him. >> jimmy: did he know about this beforehand? >> i ran into him on the street once and stalked him and killed him on the street pip think he pretended that he didn't care. but i think he did. >> jimmy: i though niknow nick. he's not getting letters from children telling him he's their idol. >> he said he remembered it. >> jimmy: how many fan letters do you think are coming in?

the idea of the movie, "po mi30 minutes or less." you're a pizza delivery guy. >> yeah, i hate my life. i get kidnapped and they strap a bomb to my chest and force me to rob a bank or the bomb blows up. i ask my friend to help me. >> jimmy: we have a clip. >> this is right after i'm kidnapped and they're telling me about the bomb. >> jimmy: and danny mcbride and your idol, nick swardson. take a look. >> why are you doing it to me? >> the money, dude. >> we're going to knneed 100 grand. >> it has something on the back. we can trigger at any time by

dialing the number. >> let me demonstrate. look at the bear. what do you mean you couldn't rob the bank. it was too hard? that's a shame. time is up. >> oh. >> i liked that bear. i don't even know you. >> jimmy: there you go, "30 minutes or less" opens on friday. jesse eisenberg, everybody. we'll be right back with jerry springer. when you play in the same sandbox as luxury s.u.v.s, it helps to have the quality and craftsmanship of your leather interior test better than the lexus rx 350. it's also helpful to set your "select terrain" dial to "sand." ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. we're back. incubus is still to come. for two decades, our next guest has been lifting the rock of american society to examine the wriggling humans beneath it. he has a new dating game show called "baggage," airing weeknights on gsn. please say hello to jerry springer. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: very good to see you. everything all right? >> great to see you again. >> jimmy: having a good summer? >> i just this morning flew in from sturgess. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you from sturgess. >> every year, they have half a million bikers there. i had never been on a bike in my life. >> jimmy: were you looking for guests? >> i kept me helmet on so no one knew it was me. >> jimmy: i have a photograph here. tell us what is going on here. >> first of all, it's in a parking lot. and secondly, there goes the

macho because it's a three-wheeler. i had never been on one before s so i took lessons. >> jimmy: who gave you lessons? >> i live in sarasota. i had never been on the road in my life. >> jimmy: until sturgess? >> my first day there, i'm with a half million bikers and they're on things with two wheels. >> jimmy: and you're behind a rascal or something? >> it was awful. i had never driven a stick shift before. >> jimmy: is that a stick shift? >> well, all bikes are, aren't they? it's got a clutch. >> jimmy: you know this, right? >> every time we came to an

intersection, i would stall. these guys are using the worst language. who the hell is that? get out of there! >> jimmy: you should have had tassels hanging from the ens of the -- why did you go here? >> my two best friends, we're all in our upper 60s. we got together and said, we're in our upper 60s. we thought this would be a macho guy thing to do. i agreed to take lessons. it sounds better than it was. we flew into sturgess, i rented the trike. and i went there the hotel, the holiday inn, into town. and then we went out to mt. rushmore. we were on the road. it was scary. i thought, this is really stupid. i could get killed. >> jimmy: you wouldn't do it again, would you? >> no. i wet my pants and everything.

>> jimmy: this is your 21st season of the jerry springer show? >> yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he knows. he knows. [ audiencehanting "jerry" ] do people do that to you on elevators? >> the worst place it happens is in men's rooms, when you're at ball game. a stadium. you go to the men's room. they have, like, 50 urinals in a row. guys are lining up. at my age, i don't want to be rushed. and they're going, jerry, jerry. i'm like, quiet. hold on. >> jimmy: that's some serious pressure to perform. >> it is. >> jimmy: you ever run into people that were on your show in real life? >> yeah, but -- yes.

and, well, figure, we have done over 4,000 shows. at least ten guests a show. that's 40,000 people. what's funny, they always say, but i was on in the beginning before it got crazy. they could have been on three week ago. no one was on the show when it was crazy. >> jimmy: i have a list here. each show has a title. see if you can identify if this is an actual one of your shows or something we made up, okay? it's called "springer or not." here we go. i'm your pitch, not your boyfriend. springer or not? >> springer. >> jimmy: that's correct. i married a horse. springer or not. >> that is clearly springer. >> jimmy: that is a springer. >> that was a classic.

ththe really wor markets that wouldn't run it. there are people that have taste, you know. >> jimmy: i love your stump. >> i actually think i know which one -- i think that was a -- >> jimmy: no, we made that up. >> no, i remember there was one where a guy had a prosthetic device and the woman took it away because she was angry because she caught him cheating and ran off the stage. >> jimmy: i'm happy i cut off my legs. >> that was springer. >> jimmy: i sleep in a sink. >> do you know how proud i'm feeling right now? i want to personally apologize. >> jimmy: we made up i sleep in a sink.

>> we have standards. >> jimmy: of course. you have a new show, this is a dating game show. >> it's a great show -- honestly, i wish i would have thought of the idea. it's called "baggage." a guy comes out, he has to choose among three women. she's saying how wonderful she is. in the course of the show, they have to open three items of baggage that would make you think twice about going out with them. >> jimmy: like a stump? meeting them.know that upon >> jimmy: they can see the people beforehand? >> yes. they reveal baggage. you start eliminating. i would like to go out with you, but i can't handle that. they're hugging, they're happy, he has to open his item of baggage, sometimes she says, thank you very much for choosing

me, but i can't handle your baggage. i'm out. >> jimmy: so there's not necessarily a happy ending? >> my regular show is not a happy ending. there's not always a happy ending. >> jimmy: maybe, they get married, they have children, the children can be on your show in years to come. >> it's a farm system for my regular show. >> jimmy: hakuna matata. >> we have classes. a, aa. >> jimmy: jerry springer, everybody. season 21 of "the jerry springer show" start this is fall. this new show is called "baggage." we'll be right back with incubus.y

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their new album, "if not now when" here with the song promises promises, incubus. ♪

♪ i'm only twenty-three for another hour give or take ♪ ♪ i'm a fan of yours and i need a good mistake i'm not a sinner or a preacher ♪ ♪ all i have is sleight of hand i do magic tricks for all the boys in the band ♪ ♪ baby i'll be the rabbit in your hat if you'd have me ♪ ♪ i'm on the road of least resistance i'd rather give up than give into this ♪ ♪ so promise me only one thing would you

just don't ever make me promises, no promises ♪ ♪ no no promises hey! ♪ i've never done this before promises promises ♪ ♪ but i'm enjoying the illusion and the things my body says now you see me ♪ ♪ now you don't oh how well you disappear what are you running from and may i interfere ♪ ♪ baby i'll be the rabbit in your hat i'd swing if you'd hand me hand me the e t ♪

♪ baby i'll be the rabbit in your hat i'd swing if you'd hand me hand me the bat ♪ ♪ i'm on the road of least resistance i'd rather give up than give into this ♪ ♪ so promise me only one thing would you just don't ever make me promises, no promises ♪ ♪ no no no promises ♪ no no no promises